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    Fortis et Liber as fuck!!!
     
    Albertaball (fortis et liber is the nat. Motto, and in Latin)

    Albertaball is a Tyrannosaurid western province of Canadaball. It is the fourth most populated Canadian province. Its capital is Edmontonball, though its most populous city is Calgaryball. It also has no rats.

    Description

    Albertaball has a lot of oil and is highly wanted by USAball for it. Because of its oil monies, it is very rich and is hated by its fellow provinces but it is okay because whenever it is sad, it just hugs an oil barrel and wipes its tears with its oil monies. It is also more conservative than its fellow provinces as evident in its no sale tax policy, hatred of its social democrat government, and hatred of its parent's liberal government. Albertaball is also know for its reserves of natural gas, dinosaurs, and beautiful mountain views. Albertaball can into Olympics as well as the 1988 Winter Olympics were hosted in Calgary!

    History

    Albertaball was originally inhabited by 7ball tribes until settlers arrived in the 1600s and 1700s. When The Royal Proclamation was put in place in 1763 stating that the crown could only obtain land by doing treaties with 7ball tribe owners, Treaty 6, 7, and 8 were put into place a long while after. Later on September 1 of 1905, Albertaball became an official province of the Dominion of Canadaball.

    Cities/Towns

    Relationships

    Friends

    • Best friend! - My cousin and southern counterpart, refer to Alberta as Northern Texas, sometimes referred to as Southern Alberta. We have so much in common, that we are best friends. We also both hate those FUCKING LIBERALS.
    • Saskatchewanball - Twin & Best friend. Has a flat personality.
    • Manitobaball - Great friend.
    • Arizonaball - Good friend, but takes all my people in the winter. OIL OIL OIL!
    • Canadaball - My parent, likes to use me for oil. It is nice though. But I hate Trudeau. We love Andrew Scheer Erin O'Toole
    • USAball - I will sell you my oil because Trudeau is being a complete dick at being the slowest dealer.

    Neutral

    • BCball - Too many Chinese God Dammit. I don't blame you for your hypocrite problem. It's Trudeau's fault, you hear me!
    • Chinaball - We are a Bit Ashamed of you.
    • Northwest Territoriesball - My sibling who used to own me, but I was like "You ain't owning me no longer!"
    • 3ball - listen I’m sorry that I stole your kids and abused them.

    Enemies

    • Quebecball - Montreal Canadians are worse than the Oilers.
    • Winnipeg Jets - I GOT SWEPT BY THE JETS??!
    • Ontarioball - Enemy. Avoid at all costs. Beware of Doug Ford
    • Edmontonsaurus - I EAT YOU!
    • 🐀 RATS - SHOO! SHOO! I OF ELIMINATED YUO!

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