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    People's Socialist Republic of Bunkers Albaniaball was a historical communist state which ended up almost as isolated like North Koreaball.

    History

    Albaniaball was born as a 2ball, later adopted by Illyriaball, SPQRball, Slavsball, Byzantine Empireball, Ottoman Empireball and Kingdom of Italyball. It became independent actually one of Soviet Unionball's sattelites as a socialist state, but in 1968, PSR Albaniaball fell out with Soviet Unionball and allied itself with Chinaball during the Sino-Soviet Split, but once again it fell out with China, making it feel isolated and sad.

    To cure this it built bunkers to defend its clay from "invaders" which ended up being useless and wrecked the economy. It was also the first atheist state in the world. Communism eventually falled and collapsed in the late 1990s and it transitioned to capitalism, but corruption ran rampant, living standards didn't rise, and the country was still in the same hellish position like it was before and soon fell into civil war by 1997. 

    Relations

    Friends

    • SR Romaniaball - BFF, you are of likings me and you refused to participate at the invasion of Czechoslovakia by that  BREZHNEV bastard! Greetings Ceauşescu. BUT I CAN HATE YOU SOMETIMES!
    • North Koreaball - Like me but in Asia.
    • Soviet Unionball (Before 1968) - You were pretty cool before the Sino-Soviet split. Glory to Stalin!
    • Chinaball (Before 1978) - I sided with you during the Sino-Soviet split. Glory to Mao! Too bad Deng ruined you and made you a revisionist just like the Soviets.



    Enemies

    • Warsaw Pactball - Used to be part of the organization, UNTIL I FOUND OUT YUO ARE HOME TO REVISIONIST PIGS (AKA TRAITORS)! ALL OF YOU! REMOVE!!
    • Chinaball - I loved you, but then you became friends with Burger?! I thought we became friends you traitor!
    • USAball - FASCIST IMPERIALIST PIG, yuo try to destroy great land of SHQIP SHQIP HOXHA! WHY YUO TAKE MY ONLY ALLY AWAY FROM ME!?
    • Soviet Unionball - YOU ARE A FUCKING REVISIONIST TRAITOR! REMOVE KHRUSHCHEV! Why did you have to invade Czechiaball? Although he may had been revisionist, that not of givings yuo right to be an imperialist!
      • - Dude listen, SHUT UP!
    • Yugoslaviaball - So you not only tried to use imperialism on me, but now you are killing Shiqpis Albanians in Kosovo? And this was after we kicked fascist ass together in WW2... BIGGEST. FUCKING. TRAITOR! BRING IT ON!
    • Pizza dumbass - Have stupid food and capitalists. Pizza face colonized me!
    • my future self - Son who claims "albanianist" not Islam is his religion. He's kept my ideas alive but he also kept my "hat" Kosovoball with in, I MEAN Supplies. But at the same time, he is a capitalist pig...MEANING YOU ARE A DISGRACE!
    • Taiwanball - HAHAHAHAHAHA MY BUDDY PRC CAN INTO REAL CHINA! I KICKED YOU OUT OF UN!

    Gallery


    zh:阿爾巴尼亞社會主義人民共和國球

    1. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20040812025914/http://www.allianceml.com/Albania/ALBANIANLIFE/No441989.htm
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