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    People's Socialist Republic of Bunkers Albaniaball was a former Soviet-icon.png Soviet puppet state which ended up almost as isolated like North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball.

    History[edit | edit source]

    Albaniaball was born as a 2-icon.png 2ball, later adopted by Illyria-icon.png Illyriaball, SPQR-icon.png SPQRball, Slavs-icon.png Slavsball, Byzantine Empireball, Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball and Kingdom of Italy-icon.png Kingdom of Italyball. It became independent actually one of Soviet Unionball's sattelites as a socialist state, but in 1968, PSR Albaniaball fell out with Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball and allied itself with China-icon.png Chinaball during the Sino-Soviet Split, but once again it fell out with China, making it feel isolated and sad.

    To cure this it built bunkers to defend its clay from "invaders" which ended up being useless and wrecked the economy. It was also the first atheist state in the world. Communism eventually falled and collapsed in the late 1990s and it transitioned to capitalism, but corruption ran rampant, living standards didn't rise, and the country was still in the same hellish position like it was before and soon fell into civil war by 1997. 

    Relations[edit | edit source]

    Friends[edit | edit source]

    • RS Romania-icon.png SR Romaniaball - BFF, you are of likings me and you refused to participate at the invasion of Czechoslovakia by that Soviet-icon.png BREZHNEV bastard! Greetings Ceauşescu. BUT I CAN HATE YOU SOMETOMES!
    • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - Like me but in Asia.
    • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball (Before 1968) - You were pretty cool  before the Sino-Soviet split. Glory to Stalin!
    • China-icon.png Chinaball (Before 1978) - I sided with you during the Sino-Soviet split. Glory to Mao! Too bad Deng ruined you and made you a revisionist just like the Soviet-icon.png Soviets.

    Enemies[edit | edit source]

    • Warsaw Pact-icon.png Warsaw Pactball - Used to be part of the organization, UNTIL I FOUND OUT YUO ARE HOME TO REVISIONIST PIGS (AKA TRAITORS)! PR Hungary-icon.png Polandcommie-icon.png PR Bulgaria-icon.png East Germany-icon.png Czechoslovak Socialist Republic-icon.png ALL OF YOU! REMOVE!!
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - I loved you, but then you became friends with USA-icon.png Burger?! I thought we became friends you traitor!
    • USA-icon.png USAball - FASCIST IMPERIALIST PIG, yuo try to destroy great land of SHQIP SHQIP HOXHA! WHY YUO TAKE China-icon.png MY ONLY ALLY AWAY FROM ME!?
    • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - My "parent" is of TRAITOR! YOU ARE A FUCKING REVISIONIST TRAITOR! REMOVE KHRUSHCHEV! WE USED TO BE FRIENDS UNDER STALIN'S REGIME!
      • Soviet-icon.png - Dude listen, SHUT UP!
    • Yugoslavia-icon.png Yugoslaviaball - So you not only tried to use imperialism on me, but now you are killing Shiqpis Albanians in Kosovo? And this was after we kicked fascist ass together in WW2... BIGGEST. FUCKING. TRAITOR! BRING IT ON!
    • Italy-icon.png Pizza dumbass - Have stupid food and capitalists. Pizza face colonized me!
    • Albania-icon.png my future self - Son who claims "albanianist" not Islam is his religion. He's kept my ideas alive but he also kept my "hat" Kosovoball with in, I MEAN Supplies. But at the same time, he is a capitalist pig...MEANING YOU ARE A DISGRACE!
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - HAHAHAHAHAHA MY BUDDY PRC CAN INTO REAL CHINA! I KICKED YOU OUT OF UN!

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