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    Wörk, wörk.
     
    Germany-icon.png Germanyball
    We live in a wonderous time in which the strong are weak because of their scruples and the weak grow strong because of their audacity.
     
    Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Otto Von Bismarck

    Germany-icon.png Germanyball, officially the Federal Republic of Germöney ELDIAN KINGDOMBALL Germanyball, makes the best cars is nöw in öne piece of having has EREN YEAGER, the ATTACK TITAN and ARMIN ARLERT, the COLOSSAL TITAN a sovereign stateball and a federal parliamentary republic in central-western Europe. it includes 16 constituent stateballs, covers an area of 357 021 square kilometers, and has a largely temperate seasonal climate. Its capital and largest cityball is Berlin-icon.png Berlinball. With about 83.13 million inhabitants, Germanyball is the most populous member state of EU-icon.png EUball. After USA-icon.png USAball, it is the second most popular human migration destination.

    Germanyball is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EU-icon.png EUball (its child); this also applies for the G7, alongside Murica-icon.png USAball, Canada-icon.png Canadaball, UK-icon.png UKball, Italy-icon.png Italyball, France-icon.png Franceball, and Japan-icon.png Japanball. Recently, it is stuck with immigrant incidents.

    Germanyball is often portrayed as an overly hard-working, stern, popular countryball who holds other countryballs up to high standards and often berates them and sends them into debt if they don't meet them. However, under the layer of its stereotypical stoicism is a more tender, caring character, trying to repent for the pain its Nazi-icon.png past has caused.

    Its national day is 3 October.

    History

    Early History (Before 481)

    Many 2balls settled in Europe. The 2balls split between Germaniaballs to the west and Slavsball to the east. Germaniaball somehow managed to kick SPQRball’s ass and repel it. In the east many Xiongnuballs migrated to Europe, and chased and killed many Germaniaballs and the Hunnic Empireball. In the Fifth Century, the Germaniaballs beat the sh!t out of the Hunnic Empireball. They combined to form Franksball.

    The Frankish Empire (481-843)

    Franksball was a strong empire ball that attacked Western Roman Empireball. They repelled Umayyadball and prevented Islam from reaching Germany. However, in 843, Franksball split into three.

    Kingdom of Germanyball and the HRE (843-1806)

    East Franciaball became Holy Roman Empireball in 952. it had a feudal elective monarchy. There were a lot of states. it participated in The Crusades to retake the holy land from Muslims. In 1230, the State of the Teutonic Orderball was created in Prussia by worker turned knights, after the third crusade and its job is to convert Pagans into Christians in Europe. The Teutonic Orderball will be killed by hussar in 1525 and become the Duchy of Prussiaball. Then, the Duchy of Prussiaball became Kingdom of Prussiaball and the Austrian Empireball was established. In the 18th century. They were the strongest states in the HRE. In 1806, Baguette invaded and destroyed the glorious Holy Roman Empire and creating Rhine Confederationball. The rest of the German states teamed up and defeated the French Empireball.

    Unification Kingdom of Prussia-icon.pngGerman Empire-icon.png (1871-1890)

    The Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball, from 1866 onwards, will be known as German Empire-icon.png North German Confederationball after uniting German states in the north. After France-icon.png Franceball's defeat in 1815, the numerous German Stateballs, who had formerly been under the protection of Austrian Empire-icon.png Austrian Empireball and the HRE-icon.png HREball were now defenseless. Prussia took over as the leader of the German Confederation following Austria's 1848 revolutions, and a sense of German unity grew amongst the German stateballs. In 1864, they defeated Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball in the First Schleswig War together, then Prussia managed to defeat Austria in 1866 to form the North German Confederation. In 1870-71, Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball led a hugely successful campaign against France-icon.png Franceball for its Alsace-Lorraine-icon.png Alsace-Lorraineball; this drew in the South German Stateballs, and in 1871, they proclaimed the German Empire-icon.png German Empireball in France Palace of Versailles. Prussia anschlußed unified with the stateballs' clay to create the German Empire-icon.png German Empireball, and despite the fact that the other stateballs being able to control their own clay (The German Empire used a confederation-style government), Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball's mind was very much in control.

    In 1874 as the German Empire-icon.png German Empireball, Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball started minting German Imperial coins, it hosted the 1878 Berlin Conference after the Russo-Turkish War, and the German Empire-icon.png German Empireball started trying to play catchup to the other colonial powers of Europe- in 1884 it hosted the Berlin Conference, and the Congo Conference the following year, to divide up African 8-icon.png 8ball lands among imperialist European countryballs. It anschlußed clays that is now Togo-icon.png Togoball, Burkina Faso-icon.png Burkina Fasoball, Benin-icon.png Beninball, Cameroon-icon.png Cameroonball, Papua New Guinea-icon.png Papua New Guineaball, Namibia-icon.png Namibiaball, Tanzania-icon.pngTanzaniaball, Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball, Rwanda-icon.png Rwandaball, Solomon Islands-icon.png Solomon Islandsball and Burundi-icon.png Burundiball as colonial subjects.

    Weltpolitik and Aggression, then WWI German Empire-icon.pngReichtangle-icon.png (1890-1918)

    In the 1890s, the German Empire-icon.png German Empireball started becoming more and more aggressive. It had started the League of Three Emperors with Austria-Hungary-icon.pngAustria-Hungaryball and Russian-Empire-icon.pngImperial Russiaball in 1873, but this was disbanded, and in 1882 it formed the Triple Alliance with Austria-Hungary-icon.png Austria-Hungaryball and Italian-Empire-icon.png Italyball. However, by the 1890s and 1900s, UK-icon.png UKball and France-icon.png Franceball were drawing closer, as was Russian-Empire-icon.png Imperial Russiaball, to form the Triple Entente in response to Germanyball's policy of Weltpolitik in the 1900s.

    In 1904, it committed a genocide against 8-icon.png 8balls rebelling against its child German South-West Africa-icon.png German South-West Africaball; in 1900, it had sent troops to Qing-icon.png Qing Chinaball's clay, and in 1897 to Crete, examples of its imperialist policies. In 1906 it started a naval arms race against its cousin UK-icon.png UKball, over the Dreadnought battleship, raising tensions in Europe even further, especially after the 1905 and 1911 Morrocan crises. In 1914, with tension building among the European powers, Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball killed Austria-Hungary-icon.png Austria-Hungaryball's Archduke, and the alliance systems dragged all the major powers into a major war.

    Germanyball became a military dictatorship—Reichtangle-icon.png Reichtangle—in the war. It raped Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball and Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball in August 1914, but was pushed back by France-icon.png Franceball at the River Marne, and beaten to the sea by UK-icon.png UKball, thwarting its Schlieffen Plan as Russian-Empire-icon.png Russiaball mobilised against it, and both sides made war on the Western Front.

    It allied with Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball, and Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball, but was betrayed by Italian-Empire-icon.png Italyball and Romania-icon.png Romaniaball in 1915. Its colonial adoptive children were captured by UK-icon.png UKball and France-icon.png Franceball's adoptive children, its Tsingtao was taken by Japan-icon.png Japanball, and after it sunk the Lusitania, USA-icon.png USAball got angry with it. However, it still took until the Zimmerman Telegram in 1917 to get USA-icon.png USAball into the war. At the same time, Russian-Empire-icon.png Russiaball was secretly infected with Communism and Bolsheviks rebelled when its parent became a republic, and exited the war after the 1918 Treaty of Brest-Litvosk. By now it was exhausted after four years of war, and as its colonies and allies surrendered to the Allies, Reichtangle-icon.png Reichtangle launched the last push, which was countered by the Hundred days Offensive in August 1918, and it had a revolution to become a republic in November. Shortly after, it signed an Armistice on the 11th of November 1918, and the Great War came to a close with its defeat. it was mutilated beyond belief, and Germanyball was left to take the blame for the War.

    Weimar Republic and the Road to War Nazi-icon.png (1918-1939)

    In 1919 Germanyball was facing demands from the right and left wing parties, with lots of outbreaks of revolution and Putsch attempts everywhere. it was presented with the humiliating Treaty of Versailles in 1919 at the Paris Peace Conference and had to disband its navy and most of its army, demilitarise the Rhinelands, and pay the Allies £ 6,600,000,000 in war reparations. it also lost clay to France-icon.png Franceball, Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball, Poland-icon.png Polandball, Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball, Czech-icon.png Czechoslovakiaball, and Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball, and all its adoptive children were adopted by UK-icon.pngUKball, France-icon.png Franceball, or Japan-icon.png Japanball. Alsace-Lorraine was returned to France-icon.pngFranceball, who invaded its Saarland and Ruhr in 1923-25 when Germanyball couldn't pay its reparations that year due to hyperinflation and economic troubles. it was banned from international affairs but was bailed out by the Dawes and Young plans by USA-icon.png USAball in 1924 and 1929, then was accepted back into the international community in 1925 after it signed the Locarno Treaties, and then the 1928 Kellog-Briand Disarmament Pact. it joined the League of Nations in 1926, and its economy and culture prospered in the 'Goldene Zwanziger'.

    However when USA-icon.png USAball had a stock market crash and went broke in 1929, the world's investors went broke, and Germanyball looked to extremist parties to find a solution. Feeling humiliated and with a desire for revenge for the defeat suffered in the First World War and it became Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball in 1933, and in 1935 began openly re-arming, then it invaded the Saar, rearmed the Rhinelands, and hosted the Oympics in 1935-36. it aligned with Italian-Empire-icon.png Italyball and Japanese-Empire-icon.png Empire of Japanball in 1939, after having anschlußed Austria-icon.png Austriaball in 1938, as well as taking the Sudetenland from Czech-icon.png Czechoslovakia in July 1938. it then took advantage of the Munich Agreement, and UK-icon.png UKball and France-icon.png Franceball's appeasement policy to annex the rest of Czech-icon.png Czechoslovakiaball's clay, making Slovakia-icon.png Slovakiaball into a puppet state. In 1939 after the non-aggression pact with the communist Soviet-icon.png Sovietball, Nazi-icon.png Germanyball invaded Poland-icon.png Polandball's clay in September 1939, beginning the Second World War in Europe.

    The Second World War, and Separation Nazi-icon.png (1939-1948)

    In 1939, Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball and Soviet-icon.png Sovietball partitioned Poland-icon.png Polandball's clay, then it blitzkrieged through Western Europe, raping Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball, Norway-icon.png Norwayball, Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball, Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball (again!), annexing Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball in 1940, then raping France-icon.png Franceball in May 1940. UK-icon.png UKball evacuated the continent at Dunkirk, afterwhich Germanyball fought its RAF with the Luftwaffe, then tried to bomb it into submission. After UK-icon.png UKball stood triumphant after the bombardment, Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball turned on Yugoslavia-icon.png Yugoslaviaball and Greece-icon.png Greeceball, then on Soviet-icon.png Sovietball in June 1941. Operation Barbarossa initially saw its troops roll through the Western SSRballs' clay, and take Smolensk, then advance to within 10 kilometers of Moscow. However the weather drove it back, and Soviet-icon.pngSovietball began pushing it back. it then besieged Leningrad, and tried to hold Stalingrad in the south, where it fought the largest battle in history against Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball's troops in December 1942-January 1943. Meanwhile, it also invaded the Free France-icon.png Free France territories of North Africa, with Vichy France-icon.png Vichy Franceball and Italian-Empire-icon.png Italyball's help.

    Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball also rounded up Gypsy-icon.png Gypsyballs, Israel-icon.png Jewcubes, and Communists, as well as Jehovah's Witnesses, rebels, political opponents, and homosexuals to exterminate them in death camps from 1942 onwards. But it was defeated at El Alamein and Stalingrad in 1943, and pushed back in North Africa by UK-icon.png UKball and USA-icon.png USAball, who had joined the war in December 1941. it fought Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball's tanks at Kursk, then Kharkov, but was pushed back into Poland-icon.png Polandball's clay. By mid-1944, it was on the retreat, and after D-Day saw the Allies liberate France-icon.png Franceball's clay, and Italian-Empire-icon.png Italyball switch sides, it was on the verge of defeat. it tried to hide evidence of the Final Solution and the Holocaust, but this was uncovered by Soviet-icon.png Sovietball, who 'liberated' the Eastern European nations. As the Western Allies pushed up the Ardennes after the 1944-45 Battle of the Bulge, and Soviet-icon.png Sovietball pushed into East Preußen, Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball panicked, and by February 1945 Soviet-icon.png Sovietball and the Allies were in Berlin.

    It committed suicide in April 1945, and the war ended with V-E day on the 8th-9th of May 1945 in Europe. Afterwards, its corpse clay was divided into four occupied zones, each administered by France-icon.png Franceball, USA-icon.png USAball, UK-icon.png UKball, and Soviet-icon.png Sovietball. Germanyball's soul was in the limbo, where it saw that everything that it committed was evil. In the limbo, Deathball was its judge and will send Germanyball. to a hot place. Germanyball revealed to Deathball that it was sorry for all its sins and begged for a new chance. Deathball, seeing Germanyball kneeling and crying desperately begging for a new chance, accepted that it would give Germany a new chance . but on one condition: Germanyball would be split in two by a blow from the Deathball scythe. (Poland-icon.pngPolandball says that Germanyball became a Christian born-again, Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball says that this is only a dream that Germanyball had in a coma. it depends on the point of view).

    ReichRawr-icon.png ReichRawr was formed in 1948, when the Western Allies combined their occupation zones into a piece of clay to gift to Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball's reanimated body (half of its body actually) Germany-icon.png West Germanyball, who joined NATO-icon.png NATOball next year, along with the other Western Allies. In 1949, Soviet-icon.png Sovietball adopted East Germany-icon.png East Germanyball (the other half of Germanyball's body), and tried to blockade West Berlin. The Western Allies responded by airlifting supplies in. The Cold War had begun.

    Divided Germany Germany-icon.pngEast Germany-icon.png (1948-1990)

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    In the 1950s, the Cold War saw NATO-icon.png NATO re-build Germany-icon.png West Germany and West Berlin, to show it off against the Eastern Bloc communist nations. Soviet-icon.png Sovietball put down a rebellion by East Germany-icon.png East Germanyball in 1953, and built a wall around West Berlin in 1961. In 1957, its sibling Germany-icon.png West Germanyball married France-icon.png Franceball, and had a child with it, EU-icon.png EUball after the 1956 Treaty of Rome. In the 1960s, East Germany-icon.png East Germanyball tried to cross the wall many times, but was punished by Soviet-icon.png Sovietball each time it tried. In the later 1960s, Germany-icon.png West Germanyball would use Ostpolitik to try to improve relationships with its sibling and its adoptive parent, resulting in the detente in the 1970s, despite the many nuclear missiles placed at the Iron Curtain on the border with East Germany-icon.png East Germanyball's clay.

    TheUnification.png

    By the 1980s, however, tensions were high once again, the Able Archer war games in 1983 almost scared Soviet-icon.png Sovietball into launching its own missiles, thinking they were a pre-emptive nuclear missile strike, closely averting a nuclear crisis. In the late 1980s, however, Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball's relaxed policies of Glasnost and Perestroika led to East Germany-icon.png East Germanyball and its other forcibly-adopted siblings to protest for their self-determination. In 1989, Red-icon.png Hungaryball and Czech-icon.png Czechoslovakiaball tore down the Iron Curtain, and the Berlin Wall fell on the 9th of November 1989, and USAball's capitalist brands and ideals poured into the former Eastern Bloc almost overnight. In 1990, the Cold War wrapped up, as the two re-united Germanyballs were reunified in June 1990 to form a unified Germany-icon.png Germanyball once again.

    Today Germany-icon.png (1990-present)

    Ever since its reunification in 1990, Germanyball has been busy apologising to Israel-icon.png Israelcube, and giving its apology guilt-monies, as well as continuing to re-pay its WWI war reparations until 2010. it has been running the EU-icon.png EU, and prepping its child EU-icon.png EUball to become the Fourth/Merkelreich more tolerant of refugees, and lending the Portugal-icon.pngIreland-icon.pngItaly-icon.pngGreece-icon.pngSpain-icon.png PIIGS Euromonies, which it adopted in 1999. From 2005 to 2021, Germanyball can into female leadership. It is now happily married to France-icon.png Franceball, and enjoys a stable relationship with most of Europe after it apologized about the Second World War and the Holocaust (even to Poland-icon.png Polandball). it now lives in peace, prosperity and progress now. it only uses its power to the good and now is the most popular countryball of the Europe. it overcame its past and now even helps countryballs in the Ex-Dictatorships Anonymous to overcame their past.

    Since the migrant crisis, millions of kebabs came into Germany and changed everyday life. it is also suffering from floods now, due to extreme rain and rivers flooding. Now can into kebab overload.

    Personality

    Germanyball is a very "stark" and rich country, the breadwinning parent-figure of the European Union, and its wealth being the reason for its nickname "Germoney." its most defining characteristic was its workaholism, a serious and efficient man who always abides by the rules and a work ethic only rivalled by East Asian countryballs. it does not tolerate any mistakes it made, is a neat freak, and happens to have a rather pessimistic nature. Unfortunately, being the breadwinner of the European family meant that it had to babysit the more troublesome adopted countryballs such as Italy-icon.png Italyball, and most especially the Greece-icon.png cancer that is killing the Euro. And of course to pay for the reparations. Also, these other countries have a lot of excuses to make Germany "gib" money. ("Holocaust holocaust")

    Work Work.png

    Its cynical personality was justified, though, by the fact that it had a dark and troubled past, a past that it never wants to talk about. When it (as fragmented German countryballs) lived in poverty conditions while France-icon.png Franceball and UK-icon.png UKball were bullying them and treating them like shit; whose Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png adoptive grandparent was an über-strict and overbearing disciplinarian dedicated to Blood and Iron; whose dreams of "Unity, Justice and Freedom" was repeatedly shattered apart and was reflected in the large amounts of pessimistic philosophy present in German culture (e.g. Schopenhauer, Nietzsche, etc.); and went through not just File:Poland-icon Reichtangle.png one, but Nazi-icon.png two of the worst mental breakdowns the world has ever seen. it still never had its dream of unity come true as it was halved between Germany-icon.png West Germanyball and East Germany-icon.png East Germanyball. The traumatic chaos that defined most of Germanyball's life became its defining motivation into the struggle and search for that glimpse of Order and Efficiency. it worked its most, just to get even the tiniest taste of that dream it had never come true. And the German Unity Day was the perfect opportunity to acquire this distant ambition it had worked for all its life at last. Even if it today is the breadwinner of EU-icon.png EUball with lots of Euromonies, it is simply not just satisfied with that newly acquired Order: it will work its most to maintain it in its peak efficiency no matter what. Anything, just to escape its past.

    But to look at Germanyball as nothing but a "Sauerkraut" in a perpetual depression tortured by such a traumatic past is a huge misconception. If the phrase "Work hard, play hard" could be personified into a countryball, it may very well be Germany. Yes, the numerous Germanyballs were adopted by Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball, but one of those adopted Germanyballs was, of course Bavaria-icon.png Bavariaball. You know, the Beer Capital of the World. Bavaria-icon.png Bavariaball seems to be the opposite of what everything Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball was: Not Blood and Iron for a few von somethings, but Beer and Polka for Everybody! Yet the opposites complement each other and formed the German personality as it is today. Bavaria-icon.png Bavariaball taught Germanyball that having difficulties in their chaotic life is no reason to commit suicide through work, but that one should, while living in hardship, still find meaning in life and embrace it (hence Germany as the centre of the branch of philosophy known as Existentialism). Germanyball may have been hardened by its experience, yes, but it still possessed feelings, even the ability to feel pleasure and happiness. And the way it enjoyed life after work would astonish and even surprise other countryballs. To celebrate German Unity Day, October 3rd, when the tyranny of the Berlin Wall and the Iron Curtain finally ended once and for all, the moment when Germanyball got that Unity, Justice and Freedom it always sought in all its difficult life, it revived the Bavarian tradition of Oktoberfest, a city-wide party that lasts for almost an entire month. Germanyball, after a hard day's work, is also a hard BDSM fan (often with Austria-icon.png Austriaball or recently Brazil-icon.png Brazilball) and only the weird Hentai of close friend Japan-icon.png Japanball could rival the level of obscenity that Germanic porn was notorious for. Yes, Germans love working, but they also think that worthwhile work must have worthwhile rewards, and the moment they achieved the very dream that they have always worked all their life, deserves an equivalent return. To have the ratio of reward per effort be as close to 100% as possible: that is Efficiency.

    To conclude, Germanyball is not a robotic Sauerkraut, but in fact, a human, as far as the personality of countryballs could be described as human. it has strengths yet it also has flaws. Its "humanity" and experience in the past continued to define its own personality. Also a pacifist today, renouncing war and now happily married to its former rival France-icon.png Franceball, but when need be and never at its own volition, it, never having lost its Teutonic mettle, can be a powerful opponent. Brazil-icon.png Brazilball learned this the hard way.

    Also to add on, Germany can into Videogames. it has headquarters from Nintendo and plays lots of PlayStation. Probably because of its Japanese-Empire-icon.png close bond with Germany during a tough time. Let uns rather not speak darüber.

    Germanyball appears in most comics (as well as Forms of Deutschland) and it and France-icon.png Franceball are married and the parents of the Merkelreich EU-icon.png European Union. On occasion, it also goes by the name of "Germoney", a portmanteau of "Germany" and "money". France-icon.png Franceball does not allow Germany into box.

    Relationships

    Freunde (Friends)

    • German Empire-icon.png Kaiserreich - Mein poor Großvater, it's being blammed for World War I.
    • Germany-icon.png Weimarer Republik - Mein Vater. Er was poor und unfortunately was the first victim of That B**ch!.
    • Austria-icon.png Österreich - Little sibling. Mein bester Freund. (also the guy who got me into both world wars) But one day we will unite Alpine version of me.
    • Hong Kong-icon.png Hongkong - A good friend who likes freedom in Far East Asia. DEMOCRACY FOR CHINA!
    • Czech-icon.png Tschechien - Wir beide love bier.
    • Liechtenstein-icon.png Liechtenstein - Er ist of cute little bruder of Austria-icon.png Österreich, Switzerland-icon.png Schweiz und mich.
    • Argentina-icon.png Argentinien - Ich beatings it in ze 2014 World Cup. Freunde, sometimes Ich meet mit it und take biers. Its sexy former president ist of mein ancestry. Ich wonder why.
    • East Germany-icon.png Ost-Deutschland - Ich miss mein communist twinbruder alolg with ze good ol' days.
    • Albania-icon.png Albanien - Good friend that wants into EU-icon.png mein reich EUball. Ich have some Albaniaballs in mein clay, especially in mein children Baden-Württemberg-icon.png Baden-Württembergball and North Rhine-Westphalia-icon.png North Rhine-Westphaliaball. Ich also recognize Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball.
    • EU-icon.png Europäische Union - Reichtangle-icon.png Reichtangle 4.0 Mein Proud Sohn. Inherited France-icon.png Franceball's beautiful sophisticated culture, Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball's capital und mein Efficient Super Science, the best of three worlds possessing all of our genius to take over die Welt. Also wants Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball as its birthday present. I am still teaching them mein superior military tactics- so far they have scored a 100% grade on most Russian Invasion training scenarios. Ich bin proud - are strönk. But yuo banned mich freund's palm oil for no reason :(
    • France-icon.png Frankreich - Freund oder frau zat helpings mich form EU-icon.png EUkugel. "Friendly rival" would be insufficient to describe unser relationship; it und Ich were what Japan-icon.png Japanball could describe as Tsundere. Wir had ein sehr sehr complicated, aber similar relationship. It calls mich an Allemagne and Ich call its Frankreich to politely remember that our union ist incestuous even if Ich changed a lot since das HRE-icon.png Erste Reich. Also they both gib video games, it likes nails wtf, and why are u obssesed with Saarland-icon.png Mein child?
    • Denmark-icon.png Dänemark - In der past, Ich keep ansclussing it, but now, wirr bin good siblings now.
    • Mein former colonies: Cameroon-icon.png Kamerun, Namibia-icon.png Namibia, Togo-icon.png Togoland, Tanzania-icon.png Tansania, Burundi-icon.png Burundi, Rwanda-icon.png Ruanda, Samoa-icon.png Samoa, Wisconsin-icon.png Wisconsinball, und South Australia-icon.png South Australiaball (It does not know it yet, Mein beautifulle Deutscher Söhne, Namibia-icon.png Namibiaball ist the most Germanic child. Du will come back soon no worry
    • Hungary-icon.png Ungarn (Sometimes) - Mein gut Freund. Wir were allies in ze history. Er ist Austria-icon.png Österreich's Husband.
    • Finland-icon.png Finnland Wir are gut freunds und wir were somewhat allies during World War II and I helped it with its own war und we both like bier.
    • Estonia-icon.png Estland - Is in the Nordics Baltics It helps everyone with debts for some reason, but Ich kinda like it, also Hungary-icon.png historic allys sibling, so ich like it. Ich protect its from Russland.
    • Belgium-icon.png Belgien - Danke for helping mich take care of EU-icon.png EUkugel. But yuo little flag stealer! Also HK > FN! MP7 BETTER!
    • USA-icon.png Vereinigte Staaten - While it does make inferior cars, it is our therapist who did help France-icon.png Franceball und mir to become Bester Freunde. Therefore, it has taken the role of EU-icon.png EUball's Patenonkel. Und stop to say that du created hamburger, Ich created hamburger. Ich also sent many immigrants to it, and of today, German ancestry is the most dominant in USA, especially in Wisconsin-icon.png Wisconsinball, where it was 53.8% in 1990. Also helped mich with war debt.
    • Japan-icon.png Japan - Loyal follower und Fanboy, or perhaps Fan-catgirl. The Meiji Restoration that converted Japan from a backwater to an industrial powerhouse was partly inspired by the way that Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball anschlußed and governed the growing Reichtangle-icon.png Reichtangle with precise and mechanical Efficiency. Wir fought as staunch allies together in World War II, and received the same psychotherapy under USA-icon.png USAball. Nowadays, its anime contains countless references to Deutschland, and it herself ist like the Asian version of mir: Rich self-disciplined wörkaholics with superior engineering, but it drinks nicht lots of Bier und makes extreme bondage porn called Hentai. And by extreme, ich mean it. * shudders*
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesien - Ich give it panzers und waffens, also its 3rd president even live in my clay in Aachenball. Wirr are quite close und it likes mein stuff since zer 60's und ich like its large variety of foods and cuisine. BUT Ich nicht like yuor flag stealer child.
    • Poland-icon.png Polen - It forgives mich for everything that ich had done. Ich like it a lot, despite being kinda lazy and somewhat stupid and upside-down. Also tried to protect it from that big bully Russia-icon.png Russiaball. it calls me Niemcy and ich call it Polen. WE ALSO ARE RIGHT-WING GOVERNMENT Because Duda likes me. But why do you call me mean quite a lot? * sobs* .(one day ich will kill it.)
    • UK-icon.png Vereinigtes Königreich - Freundlicher Rivale und der Bruder meiner Ehefrau. it does not really want to interfere in our family issues with Franceball, hence it stayed out of our eurozone, though wir will always willkommen it in der europäischen Familie. (Please make up your mind about Brexit!) Wir also love to drink Bier und making fun of Poland.
    • Italy-icon.png Italien - it might be too carefree for mein tastes, yet it ist still ein ally. In ancient times wir were enemies, and ja, it betrayed me during WWII, but ich understand where it was coming from. Its autos und its sweets are really good, too - Ich am especially a fan of Nutella. Japanball made a tribute to German-Italian relationships, called Hetalia, which is basically lighthearted anime Polandball. it calls me Germania wtf and why yuo hates EU-icon.png My child? but danks to destroying that ist England-icon.png Stupid tea.
    • Israel-icon.png Israel - Ich hate Nazi-icon.png Michself. But it's ok. PLEASE FORGIB MICH.
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinen - Mein Tochter Interested at meine green tech und bier. Adoptive child of EU's Patenonkel so family as well (shrugs). Also celebrates Oktoberfest with me. Thanks for worrying mich if I overworked myself.
    • Canada-icon.png Kanada - Danke for the maple syrup und being one of mein G7 summit freund . but sorry for confusing you with your sibling from time to time, Du speak very much alike.
    • Netherlands-icon.png Niederlande - Mein Bruder. Unser language sounds familiar und wir sind trade partners. BUT WHY ARE YOU LEAVING THE EU?!
    • Romania-icon.png Rumänien - Wir used to be allies when ich was Nazi and now wir like each other und beide hate Russland.
    • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistan - Ich enjoy trading with it. They sell me pure leather and textiles. Also buys from mich machinery and chemicals. We also have good economic relations. But better yuor relations with India plox.
    • Lebanon-icon.png Libanon - Ich like you, but why you hate Israel-icon.png Israelcube and worship Palestine-icon.png faker?
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraine - Don't worry, Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball ist part of yuo.
    • Trinidad and Tobago-icon.png Trinidad und Tobago - Haddaway is a good singer.
    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi-Arabien - Bester Kebab Freund! Ich give many cars to it and wir both hate Iran-icon.png Iranball, also gib oil.
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovo - Ich was one of the first countryballs to recognize it. Dich can into independence.
    • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysia - Bruder of Indonesiaball. It allowed mein tourists to go to its clay and ich also sell mein weapons to it as well, it also loves my fancy Mercedes Benz, Volkswagen und BMW Cars. :)
    • South Korea-icon.png Südkorea (Normally) - Wirr are good friends during die Kalt War. Your tech und people are very good, we're both Tech-Savvy bois, Ich also like your K-pop! BUT I WILL NOT FORGET THAT YOU BEAT US IN THE FOOTBALL!
    • Mongolia-icon.png Mongolei - Ich making a song about Genghis Khan. But 1241 never forget!

    Neutral

    • China-icon.png China - It is also wörk hard as mich, but its clay is full of Scheiße from smog and Industrie, unlike my green technology. Soon I vill sell mein debtors to it, but yuor coronavirus is infecting me. Also stop hurting democracy. Even Reich agrees to some democracy.
    • Switzerland-icon.png Schweiz - Mein sohn, kann ich have mein Gold back, bitte?
    • Iceland-icon.png Island - Look, es tut mir leid for what did ich do back then. Blame mein Nazi-icon.png Vater for zis. Again, what makes yuo feel warm and cozy in Russia-icon.png Russiaball?
    • Greece-icon.png Griechen Meer Republikball - Ach, Ich am surry fur mein Nazi-icon.png Vater's crimes against humanity against du but stop with der fick dich ich shall crush you Eldian thing ja! Das is not funny as AOT has a ficked up ending for both sides ja. Other than that, ich am thinking of forgiving some debt due to das krieg.
    • Serbia-icon.png Serbien - You ist nein bad country at all, We mich established embassies and mich gaved it a general consultate. Both Vucic and Merkel like each other. But why yuo kill mein Freund’s archduke?
    • Hungary-icon.png Ungarn - GOTT VERDAMMT JUST TAKE ZEE IMMIGRANTS. Plox follow EU immigration rules und Remove this George Soros-icon.png Monster or Reichtangle-icon.png Yuo're fired. Reichtangle-icon.png
    • Russia-icon.png Russland - Wir are good trading partners now. We agree on pipeline and economic development. Also has alot of Baltic and Volga Germans. I have some Russian workers too~ But sometimes I and EU-icon.png EUball have to remind it to stop being a pussy to us and Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball is part of Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball. Aber bitte stop bullying Polen and Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball or NO ADIDAS FOR YOU!
    • Turkey-icon.png Türkei - Invited it for cheap wörk, now it is a good Freund with Turkey-icon.png delicious healthy cuisine that outshined all our previous fast foods. Döner + Bier x Brazilian tears = Best Oktoberfest Ever!, but Erdoğan ist bad und nicht demokratisch or freundlich so pls fix bitte.

    Feinde (Enemies)

    • Nazi.gif ZE WORST VATER EVER - SIE! DU BIST DER GRUND, WEIL JEDER MICH KACKEN WILL, DU SCHEIßE! SOGAR Poland-icon.png POLEN, Greece-icon.png GRIECHENLAND UND Belgium-icon.png BELGIEN HASSEN MICH WEGEN DIR! SELBST Israel-icon.png ISRAEL MISSTRAUEN MIR WEGEN DIR NOCH NOCH! IHR SEID DAS SCHLECHTESTE LAND DER WELT! Es tut mir sehr leid, was Sie meiner Geschichte angetan haben! Ich bin sehr froh, dass USA-icon.png die USA, UK-icon.png Großbritannien, Soviet-icon.png die Sowjetunion und France-icon.png Frankreich mich befreit und Sie getötet haben! 1945 war das beste Jahr meines Lebens! Nationalsozialismus und Hakenkreuze sind in meinem Ton nicht erlaubt! Reichtangle-icon.png ANSCHLUSS! Reichtangle-icon.png Ich bin nicht du.
    • Crimea-icon.png Krim - YUO ARE A PART OF Ukraine-icon.png UKRAINEBALL! UND MICH CHILD, IS NOT INTO NORDIC! Reichtangle-icon.png ANSCHLUSS! Reichtangle-icon.png
    • Palestine-icon.png Palästina - Huge hater of Israelcube. Ich werden anschluss sie ANSCHLUSS! (But in real life we are fine and ich support it with humanitarian aids every nau and then)
    • Portugal-icon.pngItaly-icon.pngGreece-icon.pngSpain-icon.png The PIGS (sometimes) - SCHULDEN! SCHULDEN! IHR SCHULDET NOCH WAS! IHR SEID eine Schande für Europa! Ich werde euch auf die Spieße verfüttern! Weglaufen ist sinnlos aus dem mächtigen Deutschland! GIBRALTAR GEHÖRT DEN BRITEN, DU VERDAMMTER ESEL! (English- DEBT! DEBT! YOU ARE a disgrace to Europe! I will feed them on the skewers! Race is meaningless from the mighty Germany! GIBRALTAR IS ONE OF THE BRITISH, YOU DONKEYS!)(cracks whip) Remind to self, when the economy collapses, sell these cancerous parasites to China-icon.png Chinaball. 1918, 1944, 1762, 1917, PAY DEBTS OR ICH WILL Reichtangle-icon.png ANSCHLUSS Reichtangle-icon.png EN YOU UND MAKE DU MEIN SLAVES! MUAHAHHAH!
    • Soviet-icon.png die Sowjetunion - Never forget the Berlin Wall 1961 and 1990 best year of mein life GO TO HELL, ANSCHLUSS! But hey, at least you can into defeatings mein Nazi.gif Nazi vater.
    • West Sumatra-icon.png West-Sumatra - FLAG STEALER! But gib cuisine Reichtangle-icon.png or ANSCHLUSS! Reichtangle-icon.png
    • George Soros-icon.png George Soros - The only Juden Ich still hate. Reichtangle-icon.png ANSCHLUSS! Reichtangle-icon.png
    • Syria-icon.png Syrien - Stop berufung me nazi remove Assad FSA is true syria! who are yuo?
    • North Korea-icon.png Nord Korea - Stop nukes! REMOVE KIM DYNASTY!
    • File:Kaliningrad-icon.png Kaliningrad - Du bist of Prussian clay, Russland puppet, und now shut up! Reichtangle-icon.png Or else. Reichtangle-icon.png
    • ISIS-icon.png Islamischer Staat - DU KLEINES STÜCK SCHEISSE! WIE KANNST DU ES WAGEN, DASS DU MICH AUF DIESEM MARKT MIT POLENS LKW! Ich habe nichts getan, und du hast so viele unschuldige BERLINER NAHE WEIHNACHTEN getötet! FICK DIE IS! I (Translation: YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT! HOW DARE YOU ATTACK MY MARKET WITH POLAND'S TRUCK! I have done nothing to you and you still attack my innocent BERLINERS NEAR CHRISTMAS!)
    • Iran-icon.png Iran - SIE SIND EINE BEDROHUNG FUR DER WELT, SIE SIND SCHECHT WIE ISIS. SIE VERSUCHEN, AUF DER GANZEN WELT UND AUCH IN MEINEM LAND STOPPEN ZU MACHEN! Aber davon abgesehen waren Ihre Leute und Ihre Kultur wunderschön! (Translation: YOU ARE A THREAT TO THE WORLD, YOU ARE AS BAD AS ISIS. YOU TRY TO MAKE STOPS ALL OVER THE WORLD AND ALSO IN MY COUNTRY! But outside of that, your people and culture were beautiful!)
    • Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball - STOP DOUBLE DARING ME YOU COMMIE SCHWEIN! Reichtangle-icon.png Or else. Reichtangle-icon.png
    • Brazil-icon.png Brasilien - 2014 WORLD CUP BEST DAY EVER IN MEIN LIFE! You're even more idiotic than Portugal-icon.png your parent. HUETARDED. Remove Hue! So give me your clay. Now. Reichtangle-icon.png Or else. Reichtangle-icon.png WARTE, DU HAST MICH 2002 BESIEGT!
    • Mexico-icon.png Mexiko - NEIN! VERGESSEN SIE NIE DIE WM 2018! SIE ARBEITEN AUCH HÄRTER ALS ICH?! WIE?!
    • South Korea-icon.png Südkorea (Only in football) - ICH HABE DIE WELTMEISTERSCHAFT WEGEN DIR VERLOREN! 2-0 NIE VERGESSEN! AUCH K-POP ENTFERNEN! NEIN!
    • Belarus-icon.png Weißrussland - Zurucktreten. Lukashenko. NAO! Reichtangle-icon.png Or else. ANSCHLUSS! Reichtangle-icon.png
    • Kurwa-icon.pngKiribati-icon.png Kurwaball und Polandball (Kiribati) - Was? Es gibt drei Polen auf der Welt?!
    • England-icon.png Englandball (during Fußball) - OH, DU KLEINE SCHEISSE! HAST DU MICH IM FUSSBALL GESCHLAGEN? WEGEN DIR HABE ICH DEN EURO VERLOREN! 2-0 NIEMALS VERGESSEN, BITCH! FICK DICH UND STERBE IN EINEM LOCH! ENTFERNEN, ENTFERNEN, ENTFERNEN! NEIN NEIN NEIN! UND IHRE DUMMEN FANS HATTEN EIN ARMES WEINENDES MÄDCHEN BEI EINEM FUSSBALLSPIEL VERSPOTTET! ICH BIN SO FROH, DASS Italy-icon.png ITALIEN DICH GESCHLAGT HAT!

    Constituent states

    Map of Germanyball's stateballs and neighboring countryballs

    Germanyball comprises sixteen federal states which are collectively referred to as Bundesländer. Each state has its own state constitution and is largely autonomous in regard to its internal organisation. Two of the states are city- states consisting of just one city: Berlin-icon.png Berlinball and Hamburg-icon.png Hamburgball. The state of Bremen consists of two cities that are separated from each other by the state of Lower Saxony-icon.png Lower Saxonyball Bremen-icon.png Bremenball and Bremerhaven-icon.png Bremerhavenball. Because of the differences in size and population the subdivisions of the states vary. For regional administrative purposes five states, namely Baden-Württemberg-icon.png Baden-Württembergball, Bavaria-icon.png Bavariaball, Hesse-icon.png Hesseball, North Rhine-Westphalia-icon.png North Rhine-Westphaliaball and Saxony-icon.pngSaxonyball, consist of a total of 22 Government Districts (Regierungsbezirke). As of 2013 Germany is divided into 402 districts (Kreise) at a municipal level; these consist of 295 rural districts and 107 urban districts.

    List of the States

    Trivia

    • In this country, there is hardly any Google Street view of the streets, after privacy issues. Except for its capital, Berlin-icon.png Berlinball and other German cities / towns.
    • In the German-icon.png German language, the native name of the country (Deutschland) is gender neutral (just like also happens in English-icon.png English). Germany has two national personifications, Germania (a woman) and Deutscher Michel (a man).
    • A lot of countryballs fear its predecessor Reich-icon.png Reichtangle with its classic phrase "Anschluss time", which is why some do not approach it because of the above said.
    • Along with Italy-icon.png Italyball, it is the 2nd countryball that has won the most Football World Cups with 4, being only surpassed by Brazil-icon.png Brazilball with 5.
    • It is the largest consumer of bread in the world.
    • Because of its past, it prohibits anyone from displaying the flag of Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball.
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball is after Russia-icon.png Russiaball, the European nation with the largest population, with more than 82 million inhabitants.
    • If you escape from jail in Germany they do not give you any sentence.
    • It loves beer to the point that it created a party (Oktoberfest) for it. But it is not as alcoholic as these.
    • It's super punctual so all the countryballs come out an hour early when they will meet it. Still it keeps coming first.

    How to draw

    1. Draw a ball.
    2. Draw the black on top, red in the center, and yellow gold in the bottom.
    3. Draw the eyes, and you're finished.

    Flag colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Black 0, 0, 0 C000-M000-Y000-K100 #000000
    Electric Red 221, 0, 0 C000-M100-Y100-K013 #DD0000
    Tangerine Yellow 255, 206, 0 C000, M019, Y100, K000 #FFCE00

    Gallery

    PolandGallery.png
    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, gifs and videos of Germanyball.

    Click here to see it.


    References

    See also

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