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Germanyball, officially the Federal Republic of Germoney Germanyball, is a sovereign stateball and a federal parliamentary republic in central-western Europe. He includes 16 constituent stateballs, covers an area of 357 021 square kilometers, and has a largely temperate seasonal climate. Its capital and largest cityball is 
Berlinball. With about 83.13 million inhabitants, Germanyball is the most populous member state of the 
European Unionball (EUball). After 
United Statesball, he is the second most popular human migration destination.
Germanyball is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball (his son); this also applies for the G7, alongside 
USAball, 
Canadaball, 
UKball, 
Italyball, 
Franceball, and 
Japanball. Recently, he is stuck with immigrant incidents.
Germanyball is often portrayed as an overly hard-working, stern, popular countryball who holds other countryballs up to high standards and often berates them and sends them into debt if they don't meet them. However, under the layer of his stereotypical stoicism is a more tender, caring character, trying to repent for the pain his 
past has caused.
His national day is on October 3rd.
History
Early History (Before 481)
Many 2balls settled in Europe. The 2balls split between Germaniaballs to the west and Slavsball to the east. Germaniaball somehow managed to kick SPQRball’s ass and repel him. In the east many Xiongnuballs migrated to Europe, and chased and killed many Germaniaballs and the Hunnic Empireball. In the Fifth Century, the Germaniaballs beat the sh!t out of the Hunnic Empireball. They combined to form Franksball.
Da Frankish Empire (481-843)
Franksball was a strong empire ball that attacked Western Roman Empireball. They repelled Umayyadball and prevented Islam from reaching Germany. However, in 843, Franksball split into three.
Kingdom of Germanyball and the HRE (843-1806)
East Franciaball became Holy Roman Empireball in 952. He had a feudal elective monarchy. There were a lot of states. He participated in The Crusades to retake the holy land from Muslims. In 1230, the State of the Teutonic Orderball was created in Prussia by worker turned knights, after the third crusade and his job is to convert Pagans into Christians in Europe. The Teutonic Orderball will be killed by hussar in 1525 and become the Duchy of Prussiaball. Then, the Duchy of Prussiaball became Kingdom of Prussiaball and the Austrian Empireball was established. In the 18th century. They were the strongest states in the HRE. In 1806, Baguette invaded and destroyed the glorious Holy Roman Empire and creating Rhine Confederationball. The rest of the German states teamed up and defeated the French Empireball.
Unification 
(1871-1890)
The 
Kingdom of Prussiaball, from 1866 onwards, will be known as 
North German Confederationball after uniting German states in the north. After Franceball's defeat in 1815, the numerous German Stateballs, who had formerly been under the protection of 
Austrian Empireball and the 
HREball were now defenseless. Prussia took over as the leader of the German Confederation following Austria's 1848 revolutions, and a sense of German unity grew amongst the German stateballs. In 1864, they defeated 
Denmarkball in the First Schleswig War together, then Prussia managed to defeat Austria in 1866 to form the North German Confederation. In 1870-71, Kingdom of Prussiaball led a hugely successful campaign against Franceball for its 
Alsace-Lorraineball; this drew in the South German Stateballs, and in 1871, they proclaimed the German Empireball in France Palace of Versailles. Prussia Anschlussed unified with the stateballs' clay to create the German Empireball, and despite the fact that the other stateballs being able to control their own clay (The German Empire used a confederation-style government), Kingdom of Prussiaball's mind was very much in control.
In 1874 as the German Empireball, Kingdom of Prussiaball started minting German Imperial coins, he hosted the 1878 Berlin Conference after the Russo-Turkish War, and the German Empireball started trying to play catchup to the other colonial powers of Europe- in 1884 he hosted the Berlin Conference, and the Congo Conference the following year, to divide up African 
8ball lands among imperialist European countryballs. He adopted 
Togoball, 
Burkina Fasoball, 
Beninball, 
Cameroonball, 
Papua New Guineaball, 
Namibiaball, 
Tanzaniaball, 
Ugandaball, 
Rwandaball, 
Solomon Islandsball and 
Burundiball as colonial subjects.
Weltpolitik and Aggression, then WWI 
(1890-1918)
In the 1890s, the German Empireball started becoming more and more aggressive. It had started the League of Three Emperors with 
Austria-Hungaryball and 
Imperial Russiaball in 1873, but this was disbanded, and in 1882 he formed the Triple Alliance with Austria-Hungaryball and 
Italyball. However, by the 1890s and 1900s, UKball and Franceball were drawing closer, as was Imperial Russiaball, to form the Triple Entente in response to Germanyball's policy of Weltpolitik in the 1900s.
In 1904 he committed a genocide against 8balls rebelling against his son 
German Southwest Africaball, and in 1900 he had sent troops to 
Qing Chinaball's clay, and in 1897 to Crete, examples of his imperialist policies. In 1906 he started a naval arms race against his cousin UKball, over the Dreadnought battleship, raising tensions in Europe even further, especially after the 1905 and 1911 Morrocan crises. In 1914, with tension building among the European powers, 
Serbiaball killed Austria-Hungaryball's Archduke, and the alliance systems dragged all the major powers into a major war.
Germanyball became a military dictatorship, 
Reichtangle in the war, he raped 
Belgiumball and 
Luxembourgball in August 1914, but was pushed back by Franceball at the River Marne, and beaten to the sea by UKball, thwarting his Schlieffen Plan as Russiaball mobilised against him, and both sides made war on the Western Front.
He allied with 
Bulgariaball, and 
Ottoman Empireball, but was betrayed by Italyball and 
Romaniaball in 1915. His colonial adoptive sons were captured by UKball and Franceball's adoptive children, his Tsingtao was taken by Japanball, and after he sunk the Lusitania, USAball got angry with him. However, it still took until the Zimmerman Telegram in 1917 to get USAball into the war. At the same time, Russiaball was secretly infected with Communism and Bolsheviks rebelled when his father became a republic, and exited the war after the 1918 Treaty of Brest-Litvosk. By now he was exhausted after four years of war, and as his colonies and allies surrendered to the Allies, Reichtangle launched the last push, which was countered by the Hundred days Offensive in August 1918, and he had a revolution to become a republic in November. Shortly after, he signed an Armistice on the 11th of November 1918, and the Great War came to a close with his defeat. He was mutilated beyond belief, and Germanyball was left to take the blame for the War.
Weimar Republic and the Road to War 
(1918-1939)
In 1919 Germanyball was facing demands from the right and left wing parties, with lots of outbreaks of revolution and Putsch attempts everywhere. He was presented with the humiliating Treaty of Versailles in 1919 at the Paris Peace Conference and had to disband his navy and most of his army, demilitarise the Rhinelands, and pay the Allies £ 6,600,000,000 in war reparations. He also lost clay to Franceball, Belgiumball, 
Polandball, 
Lithuaniaball, 
Czechoslovakiaball, and Denmarkball, and all his adoptive children were adopted by UKball, Franceball, or Japanball. Alsace-Lorraine was returned to Franceball, who invaded his Saarland and Ruhr in 1923-25 when Germanyball couldn't pay his reparations that year due to hyperinflation and economic troubles. He was banned from international affairs but was bailed out by the Dawes and Young plans by USAball in 1924 & 1929, then was accepted back into the international community in 1925 after he signed the Locarno Treaties, and then the 1928 Kellog-Briand Disarmament Pact. He joined the League of Nations in 1926, and his economy and culture prospered in the 'Goldene Zwanziger'.
However when USAball had a stock market crash and went broke in 1929, the world's investors went broke, and Germanyball looked to extremist parties to find a solution. Feeling humiliated and with a desire for revenge for the defeat suffered in the First World War and he became Nazi Germanyball in 1933, and in 1935 began openly re-arming, then he invaded the Saar, rearmed the Rhinelands, and hosted the Oympics in 1935-36. He aligned with Italyball and 
Empire of Japanball in 1939, after having Anschlussed 
Austriaball in 1938, as well as taking the Sudetenland from Czechoslovakia in July 1938. He then took advantage of the Munich Agreement, and UKball & Franceball's appeasement policy to annex the rest of Czechoslovakiaball's clay, making 
Slovakiaball into a puppet state. In 1939 after the non-aggression pact with the communist 
Sovietball, Germanyball invaded Polandball's clay in September 1939, beginning the Second World War in Europe.
The Second World War, and Separation (1939-1948)
In 1939, Nazi Germanyball and Sovietball partitioned Polandball's clay, then he blitzkrieged through Western Europe, raping Denmarkball, 
Norwayball, 
Netherlandsball, Belgiumball (again!), annexing Luxembourgball in 1940, then raping Franceball in May 1940. UKball evacuated the continent at Dunkirk, afterwhich Germanyball fought his RAF with the Luftwaffe, then tried to bomb him into submission. After UKball stood triumphant after the bombardment, Nazi Germanyball turned on 
Yugoslaviaball and 
Greeceball, then on Sovietball in June 1941. Operation Barbarossa initially saw his troops roll through the Western SSRballs' clay, and take Smolensk, then advance to within 10 kilometers of Moscow. However the weather drove him back, and Sovietball began pushing him back. He then besieged Leningrad, and tried to hold Stalingrad in the south, where it fought the largest battle in history against Sovietball's troops in December 1942-January 1943. Meanwhile, he also invaded the 
Free France territories of North Africa, with 
Vichy Franceball and Italyball's help.
Nazi Germanyball also rounded up 
Gypsyballs, 
Jewcubes, and Communists, as well as Jehovah's Witnesses, rebels, political opponents, and homosexuals to exterminate them in death camps from 1942 onwards. But he was defeated at El Alamein and Stalingrad in 1943, and pushed back in North Africa by UKball and USAball, who had joined the war in December 1941. He fought Sovietball's tanks at Kursk, then Kharkov, but was pushed back into Polandball's clay. By mid-1944, he was on the retreat, and after D-Day saw the Allies liberate Franceball's clay, and Italyball switch sides, he was on the verge of defeat. He tried to hide evidence of the Final Solution and the Holocaust, but this was uncovered by Sovietball, who 'liberated' the Eastern European nations. As the Western Allies pushed up the Ardennes after the 1944-45 Battle of the Bulge, and Sovietball pushed into East Preußen, Nazi Germanyball panicked, and by February 1945 Sovietball and the Allies were in Berlin.
He committed suicide in April 1945, and the war ended with V-E day on the 8th-9th of May 1945 in Europe. Afterwards, his corpse clay was divided into four occupied zones, each administered by Franceball, USAball, UKball, and Sovietball. Germanyball's soul was in the limbo, where he saw that everything that he committed was evil. In the limbo, Deathball was his judge and will send Germanyball... to a hot place. Germanyball revealed to Deathball that he was sorry for all his sins and begged for a new chance. Deathball, seeing Germanyball kneeling and crying desperately begging for a new chance, accepted that it would give Germany a new chance ... but on one condition: Germanyball would be split in two by a blow from the Deathball scythe. (Polandball says that Germanyball became a Christian born-again, 
Estoniaball says that this is only a dream that Germanyball had in a coma... it depends on the point of view).
ReichRawr was formed in 1948, when the Western Allies combined their occupation zones into a piece of clay to gift to Nazi Germany's reanimated body (half of his body actually) 
West Germany, who joined 
NATO next year, along with the other Western Allies. In 1949, Sovietball adopted 
East Germanyball (the other half of Germanyball's body), and tried to blockade West Berlin. The Western Allies responded by airlifting supplies in. The Cold War had begun.
Divided Germany 
(1948-1990)
In the 1950s, the Cold War saw NATO re-build West Germany and West Berlin, to show it off against the Eastern Bloc communist nations. Sovietball put down a rebellion by East Germanyball in 1953, and built a wall around West Berlin in 1961. In 1957, his brother West Germanyball married Franceball, and had a child with her, EUball after the 1956 Treaty of Rome. In the 1960s, East Germanyball tried to cross the wall many times, but was punished by Sovietball each time he tried. In the later 1960s, West Germanyball would use Ostpolitik to try to improve relationships with his brother and his adoptive father, resulting in the detente in the 1970s, despite the many nuclear missiles placed at the Iron Curtain on the border with East Germanyball's clay.
By the 1980s, however, tensions were high once again, the Able Archer war games in 1983 almost scared Sovietball into launching his own missiles, thinking they were a pre-emptive nuclear missile strike, closely averting a nuclear crisis. In the late 1980s, however, Sovietball's relaxed policies of Glasnost and Perestroika led to East Germanyball and his other forcibly-adopted siblings to protest for their self-determination. In 1989, 
Hungaryball and Czechoslovakiaball tore down the Iron Curtain, and the Berlin Wall fell on the 9th of November 1989, and USAball's capitalist brands and ideals poured into the former Eastern Bloc almost overnight. In 1990, the Cold War wrapped up, as the two re-united Germanyballs were reunified in June 1990 to form a unified Germanyball once again.
Today (1990-present)
Ever since his reunification in 1990, Germanyball has been busy apologising to Israelcube, and giving his apology guilt-monies, as well as continuing to re-pay his WWI war reparations until 2010. He has been running the EU, and prepping his son EUball to become the Fourth/Merkelreich more tolerant of refugees, and lending the 
PIIGS Euromonies, which he adopted in 1999. In 2005, Germanyball can into female leadership. He is now happily married to Franceball, and enjoys a stable relationship with most of Europe after he apologized about the Second World War and the Holocaust (even to Polandball). He now lives in peace, prosperity and progress now. He only uses his power to the good and now is the most popular countryball of the Europe. He overcame his past and now even helps countryballs in the Ex-Dictatorships Anonymous to overcame their past.
Since the migrant crisis, millions of kebabs came into Germany and changed everyday life. He is also suffering from floods now, due to extreme rain and rivers flooding.
Personality
Germanyball is a very "stark" and rich country, the breadwinning father-figure of the European Union, and his wealth being the reason for his nickname "Germoney." his most defining characteristic was his workaholism, a serious and efficient man who always abides by the rules and a work ethic only rivalled by East Asian countryballs. He does not tolerate any mistakes he made, is a neat freak, and happens to have a rather pessimistic nature. Unfortunately, being the breadwinner of the European family meant that he had to babysit the more troublesome adopted countryballs such as Italyball, and most especially the cancer that is killing the Euro. And of course to pay for the reparations. Also, these other countries have a lot of excuses to make Germany "gib" money. ("Holocaust holocaust")
His cynical personality was justified, though, by the fact that he had a dark and troubled past, a past that he never wants to talk about. When he (as fragmented German countryballs) lived in poverty conditions while Franceball and UKball were bullying them and treating them like shit; whose adoptive Grandfather was an über-strict and overbearing disciplinarian dedicated to Blood and Iron; whose dreams of "Unity, Justice and Freedom" was repeatedly shattered apart and was reflected in the large amounts of pessimistic philosophy present in German culture (e.g. Schopenhauer, Nietzsche, etc.); and went through not just one, but two of the worst mental breakdowns the world has ever seen. He still never had his dream of unity come true as he was halved between West Germanyball and East Germanyball. The traumatic chaos that defined most of Germanyball's life became his defining motivation into the struggle and search for that glimpse of Order and Efficiency. He worked his most, just to get even the tiniest taste of that dream he had never come true. And the German Unity Day was the perfect opportunity to acquire this distant ambition he had worked for all his life at last. Even if he today is the breadwinner of the European Union with lots of Euromonies, he is simply not just satisfied with that newly acquired Order: he will work his most to maintain it in its peak efficiency no matter what. Anything, just to escape his past.
But to look at Germanyball as nothing but a "Sauerkraut" in a perpetual depression tortured by such a traumatic past is a huge misconception. If the phrase "Work hard, play hard" could be personified into a countryball, it may very well be Germany. Yes, the numerous Germanyballs were adopted by Kingdom of Prussiaball, but one of those adopted Germanyballs was, of course 
Bavariaball. You know, the Beer Capital of the World. Bavariaball seems to be the opposite of what everything Kingdom of Prussiaball was: Not Blood and Iron for a few von somethings, but Beer and Polka for Everybody! Yet the opposites complement each other and formed the German personality as he is today. Bavariaball taught Germanyball that having difficulties in their chaotic life is no reason to commit suicide through work, but that one should, while living in hardship, still find meaning in life and embrace it (hence Germany as the centre of the branch of philosophy known as Existentialism). Germanyball may have been hardened by his experience, yes, but he still possessed feelings, even the ability to feel pleasure and happiness. And the way he enjoyed life after work would astonish and even surprise other countryballs. To celebrate German Unity Day, October 3rd, when the tyranny of the Berlin Wall and the Iron Curtain finally ended once and for all, the moment when Germanyball got that Unity, Justice and Freedom he always sought in all his difficult life, he revived the Bavarian tradition of Oktoberfest, a city-wide party that lasts for almost an entire month. Germanyball, after a hard day's work, is also a hard BDSM fan (often with Austriaball or recently 
Brazilball) and only the weird Hentai of close friend Japanball could rival the level of obscenity that Germanic porn was notorious for. Yes, Germans love working, but they also think that worthwhile work must have worthwhile rewards, and the moment they achieved the very dream that they have always worked all their life, deserves an equivalent return. To have the ratio of reward per effort be as close to 100% as possible: that is Efficiency.
To conclude, Germanyball is not a robotic Sauerkraut, but in fact, a human, as far as the personality of countryballs could be described as human. He has strengths yet he also has flaws. Its "humanity" and experience in the past continued to define his own personality. Also a pacifist today, renouncing war and now happily married to his former rival Franceball, but when need be and never at his own volition, he, never having lost his Teutonic mettle, can be a powerful opponent. Brazilball learned this the hard way.
Also to add on, Germany can into Videogames. He has headquarters from Nintendo and plays lots of PlayStation. Probably because of his close bond with Germany during a tough time. Let uns rather not speak darüber...
Germanyball appears in most comics (as well as Forms of Deutschland) and he and Franceball are married and the parents of the Merkelreich European Union. On occasion, he also goes by the name of "Germoney", a portmanteau of "Germany" and "money". France does not allow Germany into box.
Relationships
Freunde (Friends)
- German Empireball - Mein poor Großvater, he's being blammed for World War I.
Austriaball - Little sister. Mein bester Freund. (also the guy who got me into both world wars) But one day we will unite und conquer ze welt againAlpine version of me.
Hong Kongball - A good friend who likes freedom in Far East Asia. DEMOCRACY FOR CHINA!!
Czechiaball - Wir beide love bier.
Liechtensteinball - Er ist of cute little bruder of Österreich, 
Schweiz und mich.
Argentinaball - Ich beatings him in ze 2014 World Cup. Freunde, sometimes Ich meet mit him und take biers. His sexy former president ist of mein ancestry. Ich wonder why...- East Germanyball - Ich miss mein communist twinbruder alolg with ze good ol' days.
Albaniaball - Good friend that wants into 
mein reichEUball. Ich have some Albaniaballs in mein clay, especially in mein sons
Baden-Württembergball and 
North Rhine-Westphaliaball. Ich also recognize 
Kosovoball.- EUball -
Reichtangle 4.0
Franceball's beautiful sophisticated culture, 
Belgiumball's capital und mein Efficient Super Science, the best of three worlds possessing all of our genius to take over die Welt. Also wants
Ukraineball as his birthday present. I am still teaching them mein superior military tactics- so far they have scored a 100% grade on most Russian Invasion training scenarios. Ich bin proud - are strönk. But yuo banned mich freund's palm oil for no reason :( - Franceball - Freund oder frau zat helpings mich form EUkugel. "Friendly rival" would be insufficient to describe unser relationship; it und Ich were what
Japanball could describe as Tsundere. Wir had ein sehr sehr complicated, aber similar relationship. She calls mich an Allemagne and Ich call his Frankreich to politely remember that our union ist incestuous even if Ich changed a lot since das 
Erste Reich. Also they both gib video games. 
Denmarkball - In der past, Ich keep ansclussing him, but now, wirr bin good brothers now.- Mein former colonies:
Cameroonball, 
Namibiaball, 
Togoball, 
Tanzaniaball, 
Wisconsinball, 
Burundiball, 
Rwandaball, 
Samoaball, und 
South Australiaball (He does not know it yet, Mein beautifulle Deutscher Söhne, Namibiaball ist the most Germanic son. Du will come back soon no worry 
Hungaryball (Sometimes) - Mein gut Freund. Wir were allies in ze history. Er ist Österreich's Husband.
Finlandball Wir are gut freunds und wir were somewhat allies during World War II and I helped him with his own war und we both like bier.
Estoniaball - Is in the NordicsBaltics She helps everyone with debts for some reason, but Ich kinda like it, also historic allys sister, so ich like her. Ich protect his from Russland.- Belgiumball - Danke for helping mich take care of EUkugel.
But yuo little flag stealer! 
USAball - While he does make inferior cars, he is our therapist who did help Franceball und mir to become Bester Freunde. Therefore, he has taken the role of EUball's Patenonkel. Und stop to say that du created hamburger, Ich created hamburger. Ich also sent many immigrants to him, and of today, German ancestry is the most dominant in USA, especially in Wisconsinball, where it was 53.8% in 1990.- Japanball - Loyal follower und Fanboy, or perhaps Fan-catgirl. The Meiji Restoration that converted Japan from a backwater to an industrial powerhouse was partly inspired by the way that Kingdom of Prussiaball anschlussed and governed the growing Reichtangle with precise and mechanical Efficiency. Wir fought as staunch allies together in World War II, and received the same psychotherapy under USAball. Nowadays, his anime contains countless references to Deutschland, and it herself ist like the Asian version of mir: Rich self-disciplined wörkaholics with superior engineering, but he drinks nicht lots of Bier und makes extreme bondage porn called Hentai. And by extreme, ich mean it. *shudders*
Indonesiaball - Ich give him panzers und waffens, also his 3rd president even live in my clay in Aachenball. Wirr are quite close und he likes mein stuff since zer 60's und ich like his large variety of foods and cuisine. BUT Ich nicht like yuor flag stealer son.
Polandball - He forgives mich for everything that ich had done. Ich like him a lot, despite being kinda lazy and somewhat stupid and upside-down. Also tried to protect him from that big bully 
Russiaball. He calls me Niemcy and ich call him Polen. WE ALSO ARE RIGHT-WING GOVERNMENT Because Duda likes me. But why do you call me mean quite a lot? *sobs*.......(one day ich will kill him....)
UKball - Freundlicher Rivale und der Bruder meiner Ehefrau. He does not really want to interfere in our family issues with Franceball, hence he stayed out of our eurozone, though wir will always willkommen him in der europäischen Familie. (Please make up your mind about Brexit!!) Wir also love to drink Bier und making fun of Poland.
Italyball - He might be too carefree for mein tastes, yet he ist still ein ally. In ancient times wir were enemies. Japanball made a tribute to German-Italian relationships, called Hetalia, which is basically the retarded version of Polandballlighthearted anime Polandball. He calls me Germania wtf and why yuo hates My son?? but danks to destroying that ist 
Stupid tea.
Israelcube - Ich hate Michself. But it's ok. PLEASE FORGIB MICH.
Philippinesball - Mein TochterInterested at meine green tech und bier. Adoptive daughter of EU's Patenonkel so family as well (shrugs). Also celebrates Oktoberfest with me. Thanks for worrying mich if I overworked myself.
Canadaball - Danke for the maple syrup und being one of mein G7 summit freund ... but sorry for confusing you with your brother from time to time, Du speak very much alike.
Netherlandsball - Mein Bruder. Unser language sounds familiar und wir sind trade partners. BUT WHY ARE YOU LEAVING THE EU!?!?!?
Romaniaball - Wir used to be allies when ich was Nazi and now wir like each other und beide hate Russland.
Pakistanball - Ich enjoy trading with him. He sells me pure leather and textiles. He buys from mich machinery and chemicals. We also have good economic relations.
Lebanonball - Ich like you, but why you hate Israelcube and worship 
faker???- Russiaball - Wir are good trading partners now. We agree on pipeline and economic development. Also has alot of Baltic and Volga Germans. I have some Russian workers too~ But sometimes I and EUball have to remind him to stop being a pussy to us and
Crimeaball is part of Ukraineball. Aber bitte stop bullying Polen! 
Trinidad and Tobagoball - Haddaway is a good singer.
Saudi Arabiaball - Bester Kebab Freund! Ich give many cars to him and wir both hate 
Iranball, also gib oil.- Kosovoball - Ich was one of the first countryballs to recognize him. Dich can into independence.
Malaysiaball - He allowed mein tourists to go to his clay and ich also sell mein weapons to him as well, he also loves my fancy Mercedes Benz, Volkswagen und BMW Cars. :)
South Koreaball (Normally) - Wirr are good friends during die Kalt War. Your tech und people are very good, we're both Tech-Savvy bois, Ich also like your K-pop! BUT I WILL NOT FORGET THAT YOU BEAT US IN THE FOOTBALL!!!
Vietnamball - In the past wir were separated and wir have known each other in history. I'm sorry for 2017.
Neutral
Chinaball - He is also wörk hard as mich, but his clay is full of Scheiße from smog and Industrie, unlike my green technology. Soon I vill sell mein debtors to him, but yuor coronavirus is infecting me. Also stop hurting democracy. Even Reich agrees to some democracy.- Switzerlandball - Mein sohn, kann ich have mein Gold back, bitte?
Icelandball - Look, es tut mir leid for what did ich do back then. Blame mein Vater for zis. Again, what makes yuo feel warm and cozy in Russiaball?
Serbiaball - You ist nein bad country at all, We mich established embassies and mich gaved him a general consultate. Both Vucic and Merkel like each other. ABER DU BIST DER GRUND FÜR MEINEN UNTERGANG UND DEIN URGROßVATER WAR DERJENIGE, DER DEN ERSTEN WELTKRIEG BEGANN!! WIR VERGESSEN NIE, ERKENNEN AUCH KOSOVO!!!- Hungaryball - GOTT VERDAMMT JUST TAKE ZEE IMMIGRANTS. Plox follow EU immigration rules und Remove this
Monster or Yuo're fired. - Ukraineball - Don't worry, Crimeaball ist part of yuo.
Turkeyball - Invited him for cheap wörk, now he is a good Freund with delicious healthy cuisine that outshined all our previous fast foods. Döner + Bier x Brazilian tears = Best Oktoberfest Ever!, but Erdoğan ist bad und nicht demokratisch or freundlich so pls fix.
Feinde (Enemies)
ZE WORST VATER EVER - DU!!! YUOR ZE REASON EVERYBODY WANTS TO POO MICH DU SCHEISSE!!! EVEN POLEN, GREECE AND BELGIUM HATES MICH BECAUSE OF DU!!! EVEN ISRAEL STILL DISTRUSTS ME BECAUSE OF DU!!! DU ARE ZE WORST MANN IN DER WELT!! Ich bin sehr sorry for what have you done yo mein history!! Ich bien sehr glad that Amerika Russland und Frankreich liberated mich und killed yuo! 1945 best year of mein life, Nazism und Swatika not allowed in mein clay! ANSCH...Oh Warten, Ich not be like yuo.- Crimeaball - YUO ARE A PART OF UKRAINEBALL UND MY OWN SON ARE MINE NOT A NORDIC AND THAT'S FINAL!!!
ANSCHLUSS!!! - Palestineball - Huge hater of Israelcube. Ich werden anschluss sie ANSCHLUSS!!! (But in real life we are fine and ich support him with humanitarian aids every nau and then)
The PIGS (Sometimes) - SCHULDEN! SCHULDEN! IHR SCHULDET NOCH WAS! IHR SEID eine Schande für Europa! Ich werde euch auf die Spieße verfüttern! Weglaufen ist sinnlos aus dem mächtigen Deutschland! GIBRALTAR GEHÖRT DEN BRITEN, DU VERDAMMTER ESEL!!! (English- DEBT! DEBT! YOU ARE a disgrace to Europe! I will feed them on the skewers! Race is meaningless from the mighty Germany! GIBRALTAR IS ONE OF THE BRITISH, YOU DONKEYS!!!)(cracks whip) Remind to self, when the economy collapses, sell these cancerous parasites to Chinaball. 1918, 1944, 1762, 1917, PAY DEBTS OR ICH WILL ANSCHLUSS
Soviet Unionball - Never forget the Berlin Wall 1961 and 1990 best year of mein life GO TO HELL, ANSCHLUSS!!!! But hey, at least you can into defeatings mein Nazi vater.
West Sumatraball - FLAG STEALER!!! But gib mich yuor cuisine ich like it or ANSCHLUSS!!!- George Soros - The only Juden Ich still hate.
ANSCHLUSS!!! 
Syriaball - Stop berufung me nazi remove Assad FSA is true syria!!!
North Koreaball - Stop nuking us! REMOVE KIM FAMILY! 
Kaliningradball - Du bist of Prussian puppet und now shut up! Or else...
ISISball - DU KLEINES STÜCK SCHEISSE! WIE KANNST DU ES WAGEN, DASS DU MICH AUF DIESEM MARKT MIT POLENS LKW! Ich habe nichts getan, und du hast so viele unschuldige BERLINER NAHE WEIHNACHTEN getötet! FICK DIE IS! I (Translation: YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT! HOW DARE YOU ATTACK MY MARKET WITH POLAND'S TRUCK! I have done nothing to you and you still attack my innocent BERLINERS NEAR CHRISTMAS!!)- Iranball - SIE SIND EINE BEDROHUNG FUR DER WELT, SIE SIND SCHECHT WIE ISIS. SIE VERSUCHEN, AUF DER GANZEN WELT UND AUCH IN MEINEM LAND STOPPEN ZU MACHEN! Aber davon abgesehen waren Ihre Leute und Ihre Kultur wunderschön! (Translation: YOU ARE A THREAT TO THE WORLD, YOU ARE AS BAD AS ISIS. YOU TRY TO MAKE STOPS ALL OVER THE WORLD AND ALSO IN MY COUNTRY! But outside of that, your people and culture were beautiful!)
Venezuelaball - STOP DOUBLE DARING ME YOU COMMIE SCHWEIN!!! Or else...
Brazilball - 2014 WORLD CUP BEST DAY EVER IN MEIN LIFE! You're even more idiotic than yuor vater... HUETARDED. Remove Hue! So give me your clay. Now. 0r else... WAIT YOU DEFEATED MICH IN 2002!!!!!
Mexicoball - NEIN! NEVER FORGET OF WORLD CUP 2018! YUO ALSO CAN WORKINGS HARDER THAN ICH! HOW?!!- South Koreaball (Only in football) - WEIL ICH VON IHNENIEN WELTCUP VERLOREN HABE! 2 - 0 NEVER FORGET!
ALSO REMOVE K-POP!!!NEINNNNNNNNNN! 
Belarusball - Zurucktreten. Lukashenko. NAO!!! Or else... ANSCHLUSS!!!!
Kurwaball and Polandball (Kiribati) - Vat? There's three Polen in der welt?- Englandball (During Fußball) - ÖH YUO LITTLE SHITE! YOU BEAT ME IN FUßALL? BECAUSE OF YUO I ÖF LOST EURO! 2-0 NEVER FÖRGET, BITCH! FICK DICH, UND STERBE IN EINEM LOCH HÜNDIN! REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!! NEIN NEIN NEEEEEEEEIN!!! AND YOUR STUPID FANS LITERALLY MOCKED A POOR CRYING GIRL AT A FOOTBALL GAME!!!, IM SO GLAD DAT ITALY BEAT YUO UP!!!!!!
Constituent states
Germanyball comprises sixteen federal states which are collectively referred to as Bundesländer. Each state has its own state constitution and is largely autonomous in regard to its internal organisation. Two of the states are city- states consisting of just one city: Berlinball and 
Hamburgball. The state of Bremen consists of two cities that are separated from each other by the state of 
Lower Saxonyball 
Bremenball and 
Bremerhavenball. Because of the differences in size and population the subdivisions of the states vary. For regional administrative purposes five states, namely 
Baden-Württembergball, Bavariaball, 
Hesseball, 
North Rhine-Westphaliaball and 
Saxonyball, consist of a total of 22 Government Districts (Regierungsbezirke). As of 2013 Germany is divided into 402 districts (Kreise) at a municipal level; these consist of 295 rural districts and 107 urban districts.
List of the States
- Baden-Württembergball-
Bavariaball-
Berlinball-
Brandenburgball, formelly known as Prussiaball -
Bremenball -
Hamburgball -
Hesseball -
Lower Saxonyball -
Mecklenburg-Vorpommernball -- North Rhine-Westphaliaball -
Rhineland-Palatinateball -
Saarlandball -
Saxonyball -
Saxony-Anhaltball -
Schleswig-Holsteinball -
Thuringiaball -
Trivia
- It is famous for its high-technology cars (in fact it is one of the largest car manufacturers in the world), its addiction to order and work (like its Prussian ancestor), the Oktoberfest, the Nazis (unfortunatelly), German sausages and its beer.
- He sometimes travels to South America to play football with Argentinaball.
- He participated in both World Wars (better not to anger him).
- In this country, there is hardly any Google Street view of the streets, after privacy issues. Except for its capital, Berlinball and other German cities / towns.
- In the
German language, the native name of the country (Deutschland) is gender neutral (just like also happens in 
English). Germany has two national personifications, Germania (a woman) and Deutscher Michel (a man). - For a time he was divided in two countries ( West Germany and East Germany).
- A lot of countryballs fear his predecessor Reichtangle with his classic phrase "Anschluss time", which is why some do not approach him because of the above said.
- Greeceball always asks for money to him and never returns it.
- It is sometimes confused with Belgiumball.
- Der Klassiker is the name given to the rivalry and the football match between the
Bayern Munich and 
Borussia Dortmund teams. They are the two quintessential German football teams. - Along with Italyball, it is the 2nd countryball that has won the most Football World Cups with 4, being only surpassed by Brazilball with 5.
- It is the largest consumer of bread in the world.
- Because of his past, he prohibits anyone from displaying the flag of Nazi Germanyball.
- Germanyball is after Russiaball, the European nation with the largest population, with more than 82 million inhabitants.
- On May 16, 2018 there was a tornado in the city of Viersen.
- He was the winner of the 1954 Switzerlandball World Cup, 1974 World Cup (that happened in his own clay), the 1990 Italyball and the 2014 Brazilball World Cup.
- He was eliminated in the group stage at the 2018 World Cup (
returned noob). - The famous tennis players Boris Becker, Steffi Graf and Alexander Zverev were born there.
- If you escape from jail in Germany they do not give you any sentence.
- He was banned from participating in the Olympic Games 2 times, and both were because of the World Wars.
- He loves beer to the point that he created a party (Oktoberfest) for it. But he is not as alcoholic as these.
- It does not have much speed restriction in his clay so it is recurrent to see drivers running like a cheetah.
- He's super punctual so all the countryballs come out an hour early when they will meet him.
Still he keeps coming first.
How to draw
- Draw a ball.
- Draw the black on top, red in the center, and yellow in the bottom.
- Draw the eyes and you're finished.
Flag colors
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Black | 0, 0, 0 | C000-M000-Y000-K100 | #000000 | |
| Electric Red | 221, 0, 0 | C000-M100-Y100-K013 | #DD0000 | |
| Tangerine Yellow | 255, 206, 0 | C000, M019, Y100, K000 | #FFCE00 | |
Gallery
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| States | Baden-Württembergball • .png){kind=icon} Bavariaball • Berlinball •  Brandenburgball • Bremenball • Hamburgball • Hesseball • Lower Saxonyball •  Mecklenburg-Vorpommernball • North Rhine-Westphaliaball •  Rhineland-Palatinateball •  Saarlandball • Saxonyball •  Saxony-Anhaltball •  Schleswig-Holsteinball •  Thuringiaball
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| Former entities |  Migrants from South (Prehistoric Europeans) •  Germaniaball •  Saxonsball •  Franksball •  East Franciaball • Holy Roman Empireball • Kingdom of Prussiaball •  German Confederationball • _icon.png){kind=icon} North German Confederationball • German Empireball • Weimar Republicball •  Nazi Germanyball • ReichRawr •  Saar Protectorateball • West Germanyball/ East Germanyball •  New Swabiaball
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Über alles in der welt! PAY DEBTS NAO!!!Or else...
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