This article may be too long to read and navigate comfortably.
The contents of this article are subject to change.
|“||We live in a wonderous time in which the strong are weak because of their scruples and the weak grow strong because of their audacity.||”|
Germanyball, officially the Federal Republic of Germanyball, is a
place filled with many 🦠 germs sovereign stateball and a federal parliamentary republic in central-western Europe. it includes 16 constituent stateballs, covers an area of 357 021 square kilometers, and has a largely temperate seasonal climate. Its capital and largest cityball is Berlinball. With about 83.13 million inhabitants, Germanyball is the most populous member state of EUball. After USAball, it is the second most popular human migration destination.
Germanyball is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball (its child); this also applies for the G7, alongside USAball, Canadaball, UKball, Italyball, Franceball, and Japanball. Recently, it is stuck with immigrant incidents.
Germanyball is often portrayed as an overly hard-working, stern, popular countryball that holds other countryballs up to high standards and often berates them if they don't meet them. However, under the layer of its stereotypical stoicism is a more tender, caring character, trying to repent for the pain its past has caused.
Its national day is 3 October.
Early History (Before 481)
Many 2balls settled in Europe. The 2balls split between Germaniaballs to the west and Slavsball to the east. Germaniaball somehow managed to kick SPQRball’s ass and repel it. In the east many Xiongnuballs migrated to Europe, and chased and killed many Germaniaballs and the Hunnic Empireball. In the Fifth Century, the Germaniaballs beat the sh!t out of the Hunnic Empireball. They combined to form Franksball.
The Frankish Empire (481-843)
In the Fifth Century AD, Clovis of the Franks conquered a huge portion of Gaul, founding the Frankish Empire. The Frankish Empire became a strong power. They defeated the Visigoths and expelled them from Southern Gaul. In the early 8th century, a formidable power appeared, in the Middle East: The Ummayads. They conquered Byzantine Africa and the Visigoths with relative ease.
Then, they set their sights on the Frankish Empire but were defeated by Charles Martel at the Battle of Tours, ending Muslim Expansion into Europe for a loooong time. Charles Mattel’s son Pepin became the first Carolingian ruler of the Franks. Pepin also attacked the Lombards, ceding the conquered cities to the Papacy.
When Pepin died, he has 2 sons: Carloman and Charlemagne. According to Frankish Tradition, the lands must be split between (legitimate) male heirs. However, Carloman died of an acute nosebleed, so Charlemagne ended up ruling the entire Frankish Realm. He conquered the Lombards and also campaigned east, defeating the Avars in the process. Charlemagne died.
He was succeeded by his son, Louis of Pious. Louis was a weak ruler and got raided by the Vikings, before he died, ending his short reign. His 3 sons, split the territory of the Frankish Empire.
Kingdom of Germanyball and the HRE (843-1814)
East Franciaball became Holy Roman Empireball in 952. it had a feudal elective monarchy. There were a lot of states. it participated in The Crusades to retake the holy land from Muslims. In 1230, the State of the Teutonic Orderball was created in Prussia by workers turned knights, after the third crusade and its job is to convert Pagans into Christians in Europe.
The Teutonic Orderball was killed by hussars in 1525 and become the Duchy of Prussiaball. Then, the Duchy of Prussiaball became Kingdom of Prussiaball and the Austrian Empireball was established. In the 18th century. They were the strongest states in the HRE.
In 1806, Baguette invaded and destroyed the glorious Holy Roman Empire and created Rhine Confederationball. The rest of the German states teamed up and defeated the French Empireball.
The German Confederation (1815-1866)
The Kingdom of Prussiaball, from 1866 onwards, will be known as North German Confederationball after uniting German states in the north. After Franceball's defeat in 1815, the numerous German Stateballs, who had formerly been under the protection of Austrian Empireball and the HREball were now defenseless. Prussia took over as the leader of the German Confederation following Austria's 1848 revolutions, and a sense of German unity grew amongst the German states.In 1864, they defeated Denmarkball in the First Schleswig War together, then Prussia managed to defeat Austria in 1866 to form the North German Confederation.
In 1870-71, Kingdom of Prussiaball led a hugely successful campaign against Franceball for its Alsace-Lorraineball; this drew in the South German Stateballs, and in 1871, they proclaimed the German Empireball in France Palace of Versailles.Prussia
anschlußed unified with the stateballs' clay to create the German Empireball, and despite the fact that the other stateballs being able to control their own clay (The German Empire used a confederation-style government), Kingdom of Prussiaball's mind was very much in control.
In 1874 as the German Empireball, Kingdom of Prussiaball started minting German Imperial coins, it hosted the 1878 Berlin Conference after the Russo-Turkish War, and the German Empireball started trying to play catchup to the other colonial powers of Europe- in 1884 it hosted the Berlin Conference, and the Congo Conference the following year, to divide up African 8ball lands among imperialist European countryballs.
It anschlußed clays that is now Togoball, Cameroonball, Papua New Guineaball, Namibiaball, Tanzaniaball, Rwandaball, Solomon Islandsball and Burundiball as colonial subjects.
In the 1890s, the German Empireball started becoming more and more aggressive. It had started the League of Three Emperors with Austria-Hungaryball and Imperial Russiaball in 1873, but this was disbanded, and in 1882 it formed the Triple Alliance with Austria-Hungaryball and Italyball.
However, by the 1890s and 1900s, UKball and Franceball were drawing closer, as was Imperial Russiaball, to form the Triple Entente in response to Germanyball's policy of Weltpolitik in the 1900s.
In 1904, it committed genocide against 8balls rebelling against its child German South-West Africaball; in 1900, it had sent troops to Qing Chinaball's clay, and in 1897 to Crete, examples of its imperialist policies.
In 1906 it started a naval arms race against its cousin UKball, over the Dreadnought battleship, raising tensions in Europe even further, especially after the 1905 and 1911 Morrocan crises. In 1914, with tension building among the European powers, Serbiaball killed Austria-Hungaryball's Archduke, and the alliance systems dragged all the major powers into a major war.
Germanyball became a military dictatorship— Reichtangle—in the war. It raped Belgiumball and Luxembourgball in August 1914, but was pushed back by Franceball at the River Marne, and beaten to the sea by UKball, thwarting its Schlieffen Plan as Russiaball mobilised against it, and both sides made war on the Western Front.
It allied with Bulgariaball, and Ottoman Empireball, but was betrayed by Italyball and Romaniaball in 1915. Its colonial adoptive children were captured by UKball and Franceball's adoptive children, its Tsingtao was taken by Japanball, and after it sunk the Lusitania, USAball got angry with it.
However, it still took until the Zimmerman Telegram in 1917 to get USAball into the war. At the same time, Russiaball was secretly infected with Communism and Bolsheviks rebelled when its parent became a republic and exited the war after the 1918 Treaty of Brest-Litvosk.
By now it was exhausted after four years of war, and as its colonies and allies surrendered to the Allies, Reichtangle launched the last push, which was countered by the Hundred days Offensive in August 1918, and it had a revolution to become a republic in November. Shortly after, it signed an Armistice on the 11th of November 1918, and the Great War came to a close with its defeat. it was mutilated beyond belief, and Germanyball was left to take the blame for the War.
In 1919 Germanyball was facing demands from the right and left-wing parties, with lots of outbreaks of revolution and Putsch attempts everywhere. it was presented with the humiliating Treaty of Versailles in 1919 at the Paris Peace Conference and had to disband its navy and most of its army, demilitarise the Rhineland, and pay the Allies £ 6,600,000,000 in war reparations. It also lost clay to Franceball, Belgiumball, Polandball, Lithuaniaball, Czechoslovakiaball, and Denmarkball, and all its adoptive children were adopted by UKball, Franceball, or Japanball.
Alsace-Lorraine was returned to Franceball, who invaded its Saarland and Ruhr in 1923-25 when Germanyball couldn't pay its reparations that year due to hyperinflation and economic troubles. It was banned from international affairs but was bailed out by the Dawes and Young plans by USAball in 1924 and 1929, then was accepted back into the international community in 1925 after it signed the Locarno Treaties, and then the 1928 Kellog-Briand Disarmament Pact. it joined the League of Nations in 1926, and its economy and culture prospered in the 'Goldene Zwanziger'.
However when USAball had a stock market crash and went broke in 1929, the world's investors went broke, and Germanyball looked to extremist parties to find a solution. Feeling humiliated and with a desire for revenge for the defeat suffered in the First World War and it became Nazi Germanyball in 1933, and in 1935 began openly re-arming, then it invaded the Saar, rearmed the Rhinelands, and hosted the Oympics in 1935-36.
It aligned with Italyball and Empire of Japanball in 1939, after having anschlußed Austriaball in 1938, as well as taking the Sudetenland from Czechoslovakia in July 1938. It then took advantage of the Munich Agreement, and UKball and Franceball's appeasement policy to annex the rest of Czechoslovakiaball's clay, making Slovakiaball into a puppet state.
In 1939 after the non-aggression pact with the communist Sovietball, Germanyball invaded Polandball's clay in September 1939, beginning the Second World War in Europe.
In 1939, Nazi Germanyball and Sovietball partitioned Polandball's clay, then it blitzkrieged through Western Europe, raping Denmarkball, Norwayball, Netherlandsball, Belgiumball (again!), annexing Luxembourgball in 1940, then raping Franceball in May 1940.
UKball evacuated the continent at Dunkirk, afterwhich Germanyball fought its RAF with the Luftwaffe, then tried to bomb it into submission. After UKball stood triumphant after the bombardment, Nazi Germanyball turned on Yugoslaviaball and Greeceball, then on Sovietball in June 1941. Operation Barbarossa initially saw its troops roll through the Western SSRballs' clay, and take Smolensk, then advance to within 10 kilometers of Moscow. However the weather drove it back, and Sovietball began pushing it back.
It then besieged Leningrad, and tried to hold Stalingrad in the south, where it fought the largest battle in history against Soviet Unionball's troops in December 1942-January 1943. Meanwhile, it also invaded the Free France territories of North Africa, with Vichy Franceball and Italyball's help.
Nazi Germanyball also rounded up Gypsyballs, Jewcubes, and Communists, as well as Jehovah's Witnesses, rebels, political opponents, and homosexuals to exterminate them in death camps from 1942 onwards. But it was defeated at El Alamein and Stalingrad in 1943 and pushed back in North Africa by UKball and USAball, who had joined the war in December 1941.
It fought Soviet Unionball's tanks at Kursk, then Kharkov, but was pushed back into Polandball's clay. By mid-1944, it was on the retreat, and after D-Day saw the Allies liberate Franceball's clay and Italyball switch sides, it was on the verge of defeat. It tried to hide evidence of the Final Solution and the Holocaust, but this was uncovered by Sovietball, who 'liberated' the Eastern European nations.
As the Western Allies pushed up the Ardennes after the 1944-45 Battle of the Bulge, and Sovietball pushed into East Preußen, Nazi Germanyball panicked, and by February 1945 Sovietball and the Allies were in Berlin.
It committed suicide in April 1945, and the war ended with V-E day on the 8th-9th of May 1945 in Europe. Afterwards, its
corpse clay was divided into four occupied zones, each administered by Franceball, USAball, UKball, and Sovietball. Germanyball's soul was in limbo, where it saw that everything that it committed was evil. In the limbo, Deathball was its judge and would send Germanyball to a hot place. Germanyball revealed to Deathball that it was sorry for all its sins and begged for a new chance. Deathball, seeing Germanyball kneeling and crying desperately begging for a new chance, accepted that it would give Germany a new chance. but on one condition: Germanyball would be split in two by a blow from the Deathball scythe. (Polandball says that Germanyball became a Christian born-again, Estoniaball says that this is only a dream that Germanyball had in a coma. it depends on the point of view).
ReichRawr was formed in 1948, when the Western Allies combined their occupation zones into a piece of clay to gift to Nazi Germanyball's reanimated body (half of its body actually) West Germanyball, who joined NATOball next year, along with the other Western Allies. In 1949, Sovietball adopted East Germanyball (the other half of Germanyball's body), and tried to blockade West Berlin. The Western Allies responded by airlifting supplies in. The Cold War had begun.
In the 1950s, the Cold War saw NATO re-build West Germany and West Berlin, to show it off against the Eastern Bloc communist nations. Sovietball put down a rebellion by East Germanyball in 1953 and built a wall around West Berlin in 1961.
In 1957, its sibling West Germanyball married Franceball, and had a child with it, EUball after the 1956 Treaty of Rome. In the 1960s, East Germanyball tried to cross the wall many times, but was punished by Sovietball each time it tried.
In the later 1960s, West Germanyball would use Ostpolitik to try to improve relationships with its sibling and its adoptive parent, resulting in the detente in the 1970s, despite the many nuclear missiles placed at the Iron Curtain on the border with East Germanyball's clay.
By the 1980s, however, tensions were high once again, the Able Archer war games in 1983 almost scared Sovietball into launching its own missiles, thinking they were a pre-emptive nuclear missile strike, closely averting a nuclear crisis. In the late 1980s, however, Soviet Unionball's relaxed policies of Glasnost and Perestroika led to East Germanyball and its other forcibly-adopted siblings to protest for their self-determination.
In 1989, Hungaryball and Czechoslovakiaball tore down the Iron Curtain, and the Berlin Wall fell on the 9th of November 1989, and USAball's capitalist brands and ideals poured into the former Eastern Bloc almost overnight. In 1990, the Cold War wrapped up, as the two re-united Germanyballs were reunified in June 1990 to form a unified Germanyball once again.
Ever since its reunification in 1990, Germanyball has been busy apologizing to Israelcube and giving its apology guilt-monies, as well as continuing to re-pay its WWI war reparations until 2010. It has been running the EU, and prepping its child EUball to become
the Fourth/Merkelreich more tolerant of refugees, and lending the PIIGS Euromonies, which it adopted in 1999.
From 2005 to 2021, Germanyball can into female leadership. It is now happily married to Franceball and enjoys a stable relationship with most of Europe after it apologized for the Second World War and the Holocaust (even to Polandball). it now lives in peace, prosperity, and progress now. it only uses its power for the good and now is the most popular countryball in Europe. it overcame its past and now even helps countryballs in the Ex-Dictatorships Anonymous to overcome their past.
Since the migrant crisis, millions of kebabs came into Germany and changed everyday life. it is also suffering from floods now, due to extreme rain and river flooding.
Now can into kebab overload.
Germanyball is a very "stark" and rich country, the breadwinning parent-figure of the European Union, and its wealth being the reason for its nickname "Germoney." its most defining characteristic was its workaholism, a serious and efficient man who always abides by the rules and a work ethic only rivaled by East Asian countryballs. it does not tolerate any mistakes it made, is a neat freak, and happens to have a rather pessimistic nature.
Unfortunately, being the breadwinner of the European family meant that it had to babysit the more troublesome adopted countryballs such as Italyball, and most especially the cancer that is killing the Euro. And of course to pay for the reparations. Also, these other countries have a lot of excuses to make Germany "gib" money. ("Holocaust holocaust")
Its cynical personality was justified, though, by the fact that it had a dark and troubled past, a past that it never wants to talk about. When it (as fragmented German countryballs) lived in poverty conditions while Franceball and UKball were bullying them and treating them like shit; whose adoptive grandparent was an über-strict and overbearing disciplinarian dedicated to Blood and Iron; whose dreams of "Unity, Justice, and Freedom" was repeatedly shattered apart and was reflected in the large amounts of pessimistic philosophy present in German culture (e.g. Schopenhauer, Nietzsche, etc.); and went through not just File:Poland-icon Reichtangle.png one, but two of the worst mental breakdowns the world has ever seen.
It still never had its dream of unity come true as it was halved between West Germanyball and East Germanyball. The traumatic chaos that defined most of Germanyball's life became its defining motivation in the struggle and search for that glimpse of Order and Efficiency. It worked its most, just to get even the tiniest taste of that dream it had never come true. And the German Unity Day was the perfect opportunity to acquire this distant ambition it had worked for all its life at last. Even if it today is the breadwinner of EUball with lots of Euromonies, it is simply not just satisfied with that newly acquired Order: it will work its most to maintain it in its peak efficiency no matter what. Anything, just to escape its past.
But to look at Germanyball as nothing but a "Sauerkraut" in a perpetual depression tortured by such a traumatic past is a huge misconception. If the phrase "Work hard, play hard" could be personified into a countryball, it may very well be Germany. Yes, the numerous Germanyballs were adopted by Kingdom of Prussiaball, but one of those adopted Germanyballs was, of course Bavariaball. You know, the Beer Capital of the World.
Bavariaball seems to be the opposite of what everything Kingdom of Prussiaball was: Not Blood and Iron for a few von somethings, but Beer and Polka for Everybody! Yet the opposites complement each other and formed the German personality as it is today. Bavariaball taught Germanyball that having difficulties in their chaotic life is no reason to commit suicide through work, but that one should while living in hardship, still find meaning in life and embrace it (hence Germany as the centre of the branch of philosophy known as Existentialism).
Germanyball may have been hardened by its experience, yes, but it still possessed feelings, even the ability to feel pleasure and happiness. And the way it enjoyed life after work would astonish and even surprise other countryballs. To celebrate German Unity Day, October 3rd, when the tyranny of the Berlin Wall and the Iron Curtain finally ended once and for all, the moment when Germanyball got that Unity, Justice, and Freedom it always sought in all its difficult life, it revived the Bavarian tradition of Oktoberfest, a city-wide party that lasts for almost an entire month.
Germanyball, after a hard day's work, is also a hard BDSM fan (often with Austriaball or recently Brazilball) and only the weird Hentai of close friend Japanball could rival the level of obscenity that Germanic porn was notorious for. Yes, Germans love working, but they also think that worthwhile work must have worthwhile rewards, and the moment they achieved the very dream that they have always worked on all their life, deserves an equivalent return. To have the ratio of reward per effort be as close to 100% as possible: that is Efficiency.
To conclude, Germanyball is not a robotic Sauerkraut, but in fact, a human, as far as the personality of countryballs could be described as human. it has strengths yet it also has flaws. Its "humanity" and experience in the past continued to define its own personality. Also a pacifist today, renouncing war and now happily married to its former rival Franceball, but when need be and never at its own volition, it, never having lost its Teutonic mettle, can be a powerful opponent. Brazilball learned this the hard way.
Also to add on, Germany can into Videogames. it has headquarters from Nintendo and plays lots of PlayStation. Probably because of its close bond with Germany during a tough time. Let uns rather not speak darüber.
Germanyball appears in most comics (as well as Forms of Deutschland) and it and Franceball are married and the parents of the
Merkelreich European Union. On occasion, it also goes by the name of "Germoney", a portmanteau of "Germany" and "money". Franceball does not allow Germany into box.
After Nazi Germanyballs no longer inhabited Europe, Germanyballs, now peaceful, changed their flag color to black, red, and yellow stripes going downwards, in that order. In his home country, Germanyball can usually be found going for a leisurely drive in its Panzer, writing apology letters to Israelcube, or working to pay off his massive debt.
- Deutsches Kaiserreich - Mein poor grandparent, it's being blamed for World War I.
- Weimar Republicball - Mein Relative. Er was poor und unfortunately was the first victim of That B**ch!.
- Austriaball - Little sibling. Mein bester Freund (also the guy who got me into both World Wars). Alpine version of me.
- Hongkong - A good friend who likes freedom in Far East Asia.
- Czechiaball - We both love beer...
- Liechtenstein - Er ist a cute little sibling of Austriaball, Schweiz und mich.
- Argentinaball - Ich beatings it in ze 2014 World Cup. Freunde, sometimes Ich meet mit it und take biers. Its sexy former president ist of mein ancestry. Ich wonder why.
- East Germanyball - Ich miss mein communist twin along with ze good ol' days.
- Albaniaball - Good friend that wants into EUball. Ich have some Albaniaballs in mein clay, especially in mein children Baden-Württembergball and North Rhine-Westphaliaball. Ich also recognize Kosovoball.
- EUball -
- Franceball - Spouse zat helpings mich form EUball. "Friendly rival" would be insufficient to describe unser relationship; it und Ich were what Japanball could describe as Tsundere. Wir had ein sehr sehr complicated, aber similar relationship. It calls mich an Allemagne and Ich call its Frankreich to politely remember that our union ist incestuous even if Ich changed a lot since das Holy Roman Empireball. Also they both gib video games, it likes nails wtf, and why are u obssesed with Mein child?
- Denmarkball - In der past, Ich keep ansclussing it, but now, wirr bin good siblings now.
- Mein German speaking former colonies: Namibia, Nauru - Good German children, Ich sometimes visit them.
- Mein other former colonies: Cameroon, Togoland, Rwanda, Burundi and |Tanzania. Ich don't really keep track of them anymore for lack of time. Schade.
- Hungaryball (Sometimes) - Mein gut Freund. Wir were allies in ze history. Er ist Österreich's Spouse.
- Finlandball Wir are gut freunds und wir were somewhat allies during World War II and I helped it with its own war und we both like bier.
- Estoniaball - Is in the Baltics It helps everyone with debts for some reason, but Ich kinda likes it, also historic allys sibling, so ich like it. Ich protect its from Russland.
- Belgiumball - Danke for helping mich take care of EUkugel. Also HK > FN! MP7 BETTER!
- USAball - While it does make inferior cars, it is our therapist who did help Franceball und mir to become Bester Freunde. Therefore, it has taken the role of EUball's Patenonkel. Und stops to say that du created hamburger, Ich created hamburger. Ich also sent many immigrants to it, and today, German ancestry is the most dominant in the USA, especially in Wisconsinball, where it was 53.8% in 1990. Also helped mich with war debt.
- Japan - Loyal follower und Fanboy, or perhaps Fan-catgirl. The Meiji Restoration that converted Japan from a backwater to an industrial powerhouse was partly inspired by the way that Kingdom of Prussiaball anschlußed and governed the growing Reichtangle with precise and mechanical Efficiency. Wir fought as staunch allies together in World War II and received the same psychotherapy under USAball. Nowadays, its anime contains countless references to Deutschland, and it herself ist like the Asian version of mir: Rich self-disciplined wörkaholics with superior engineering, but it drinks nicht lots of Bier und makes extreme bondage porn called Hentai. And by extreme, ich mean it. * shudders*
- Indonesiaball - Ich give it panzers und waffens, also its 3rd president even live in my clay in Aachenball. Wirr are quite close und it likes mein stuff since zer 60's und ich like its large variety of foods and cuisine. BUT Ich nicht like yuor flag stealer child.
- Polandball - It forgives mich for everything that ich had done. Ich like it a lot, despite being kinda lazy and somewhat stupid and upside-down. Also tried to protect it from that big bully Russiaball. it calls me Niemcy and ich call it Polen. WE ALSO ARE RIGHT-WING GOVERNMENT Because Duda likes me. But why do you call me mean quite a lot?
- UKball - Friendly rival. It does not really want to interfere in our family issues with Franceball, hence it stayed out of our eurozone, though wir will always willkommen it in der europäischen Familie. (Please make up your mind about Brexit!) Wir also love to drink Bier.
- Italyball - It might be too carefree for mein tastes, yet it ist still ein ally. In ancient times wir were enemies, and ja, it betrayed me during WWII, but ich understands where it was coming from. Its autos und its sweets are really good, too - Ich am especially a fan of Nutella. Japanball made a tribute to German-Italian relationships, called Hetalia, which is basically lighthearted anime Polandball. It calls me Germania wtf and why yuo hates My child? but danks to destroying that ist Stupid tea.
- Israel - Ich hate Michself. But it's ok.
- Philippinesball - Interested at meine green tech und bier. Adoptive child of EU's Patenonkel so family as well (shrugs). Also celebrates Oktoberfest with me. Thanks for worrying mich if I overworked myself.
- Canadaball - Danke for the maple syrup und being one of mein G7 summit freund. But sorry for confusing you with your sibling from time to time, Du speak very much alike.
- Netherlandsball - Mein sibling. Unser language sounds familiar und wir sind trade partners. BUT WHY ARE YOU LEAVING THE EU?!
- Romaniaball - Wir used to be allies when ich was Nazi and now wir like each other und beide hate Russiaball.
- Pakistan - Ich enjoy trading with it. They sell me pure leather and textiles. Also buys from mich machinery and chemicals. We also have good economic relations. But better yuor relations with India plox.
- Lebanonball - Ich like you, but why you hate Israelcube and worship faker?
- Ukraine - Don't worry, Crimeaball ist part of yuo.
- Trinidad und Tobago - Haddaway is a good singer.
- Saudi-Arabien - Bester Kebab Freund! Ich give many cars to it and wir both hate Iranball, also gib oil.
- Kosovo - Ich was one of the first countryballs to recognize it. Dich can into independence.
- Malaysia - Sibling of Indonesiaball. It allowed mein tourists to go to its clay and ich also sell mein weapons to it as well, it also loves my fancy Mercedes Benz, Volkswagen und BMW Cars. :)
- South Koreaball (Normally) - Wirr are good friends during die Kalt War. Your tech und people are very good, we're both Tech-Savvy bois, Ich also like your K-pop!
- Mongoliaball - Ich making a song about Genghis Khan. But 1241 never forget!
- China - It is also wörk hard as mich, but its clay is full of Scheiße from smog and Industrie, unlike my green technology. Soon I vill sell mein debtors to it, but yuor coronavirus is infecting me. Also, stop hurting democracy. Even Reich agrees to some democracy.
- Switzerlandball - Mein child, kann ich have mein Gold back, bitte?
- Icelandball - Look, es tut mir leid for what did ich do back then. Blame mein Vater for zis. Again, what makes yuo feel warm and cozy in Russiaball?
- Greeceball - Ach, Ich am surry fur mein Vater's crimes against humanity against du but stop with der fick dich ich shall crush you Eldian thing ja! Das is not funny as AOT has a ficked up ending for both sides ja. Other than that, ich am thinking of forgiving some debt due to das krieg.
- Serbiaball - You ist nein bad country at all, We mich established embassies and mich gaved it a general consultate. Both Vucic and Merkel like each other. But why yuo kill mein Freund’s archduke?
- Hungaryball - GOTT VERDAMMT JUST TAKE ZEE IMMIGRANTS. Plox follow EU immigration rules or
- Russiaball - Wir are good trading partners now. We agree on pipeline and economic development. Also has alot of Baltic and Volga Germans. I have some Russian workers too~ But sometimes I and EUball have to remind it to stop being a pussy to us and Crimeaball is part of Ukraineball. Aber bitte stop bullying Polen and Ukraineball or NO ADIDAS FOR YOU!
- Turkeyball - Invited it for cheap wörk, now it is a good Freund with delicious healthy cuisine that outshined all our previous fast foods. Döner + Bier x Brazilian tears = Best Oktoberfest Ever!, but Erdoğan ist bad und nicht demokratisch or freundlich so pls fix bitte.
- ZE WORST PARENT EVER - YUO! YUO ARE THE REASON BECAUSE EVERYONE WANTS TO HATE MICH, YOU SCH***E! EVEN POLEN, GRIECHENLAND AND BELGIEN HATE MICH BECAUSE OF YUO! EVEN ISRAEL STILL DISTRUST ME BECAUSE OF YUO! YUO ARE THE WORST COUNTRY IN DER WELT! I am very sorry for what yuo have done to mein story! I'm very glad that the USA, Großbritannien, Die Sowjetunion and Frankreich freed mich und Österreich und killed yuo! 1945 was the best year of mein life! National Socialism and swastikas are not allowed in my clay!
ANSC...I am not you.
- Adolf Hitler - Ich don't think it needing to explain.
- Crimeaball - YUO ARE A PART OF UKRAINEBALL! UND MICH CHILD, IS NOT INTO NORDIC!
- Palestineball - Huge hater of Israelcube. Ich werden anschluss sie ANSCHLUSS! (But in real life we are fine and ich support it with humanitarian aids every nau and then)
The PIGS (sometimes) - DEBT! DEBT! YOU ARE a disgrace to Europe! I will feed them on the skewers! Race is meaningless from the mighty Germany! GIBRALTAR IS ONE OF THE BRITISH, YOU DONKEYS!)(cracks whip) Remind to self, when the economy collapses, sell these cancerous parasites to Chinaball. 1918, 1944, 1762, 1917, PAY DEBTS OR ICH WILL
ANSCHLUSSEN YOU UND MAKE DU MEIN SLAVES! MUAHAHHAH!
- Soviet Unionball - Never forget the Berlin Wall 1961 and 1990 best year of mein life GO TO HELL, ANSCHLUSS! But hey, at least you can into defeatings mein Nazi Elternteil.
- West-Sumatra - FLAG STEALER!
But gib cuisine
Syriaball - Stop berufung me nazi remove Assad FSA is true syria!who are yuo?
- North Koreaball - Stop nukes! REMOVE KIM DYNASTY!
Kaliningrad - Du bist of Prussian clay, Russland puppet, und now shut up!
- ISIS - YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT! HOW DARE YOU ATTACK MY MARKET WITH POLAND'S TRUCK! I have done nothing to you and you still attack my innocent BERLINERS NEAR CHRISTMAS!
- Iran - ARE A THREAT TO THE WORLD, YOU ARE AS BAD AS ISIS. YOU TRY TO MAKE STOPS ALL OVER THE WORLD AND ALSO IN MY COUNTRY! (But outside of that, your people and culture were beautiful!)
- Venezuelaball - STOP DOUBLE DARING ME YOU COMMIE SCHWEIN!
Or else. Brasilien - 2014 WORLD CUP BEST DAY EVER IN MEIN LIFE! You're even more idiotic than your parent. HUETARDED. Remove Hue! So give me your clay. Now.
Or else.WARTE, DU HAST MICH 2002 BESIEGT!
- Mexiko (not really) - NEIN! VERGESSEN SIE NIE DIE WM 2018! SIE ARBEITEN AUCH HÄRTER ALS ICH?! WIE?!
- South Korea (Only in football) - I LOST THE WORLD CUP BECAUSE OF YOU! 2-0 NEVER FORGET!
ALSO REMOVE K-POP!NO!
- Belarus - Retreat. Lukashenko. NAO!
Or else. ANSCHLUSS!
- Kurwaball and Polandball (Kiribati) - What? There are three Poles in the world?!
- Englandball (during football) - OH, YOU LITTLE SHIT! DID YOU BEAT ME IN FOOTBALL? BECAUSE OF YOU, I LOST THE EURO! 2-0 NEVER FORGET, BITCH! FUCK YOURSELF AND DIE IN A HOLE! REMOVE, REMOVE, REMOVE! NO NO NO! AND HER STUPID FANS HAD MOCKED A POOR CRYING GIRL AT A FOOTBALL MATCH! I'M SO GLAD ITALY BEAT YOU!
Germanyball comprises sixteen federal states which are collectively referred to as Bundesländer. Each state has its own state constitution and is largely autonomous in regard to its internal organisation. Two of the states are city- states consisting of just one city: Berlinball and Hamburgball.
The state of Bremen consists of two cities that are separated from each other by the state of Lower Saxonyball Bremenball and Bremerhavenball. Because of the differences in size and population the subdivisions of the states vary.
For regional administrative purposes five states, namely Baden-Württembergball, Bavariaball, Hesseball, North Rhine-Westphaliaball and Saxonyball, consist of a total of 22 Government Districts (Regierungsbezirke). As of 2013 Germany is divided into 402 districts (Kreise) at a municipal level; these consist of 295 rural districts and 107 urban districts.
List of the States
- Brandenburgball, formelly known as Prussiaball -
- Bremenball -
- Hamburgball -
- Hesseball -
- Lower Saxonyball -
- Mecklenburg-Vorpommernball -
- North Rhine-Westphaliaball -
- Rhineland-Palatinateball -
- Saarlandball -
- Saxonyball -
- Saxony-Anhaltball -
- Schleswig-Holsteinball -
- Thuringiaball -
- In this country, there is hardly any Google Street view of the streets, after privacy issues. Except for its capital, Berlinball and other German cities / towns.
- In the German language, the native name of the country (Deutschland) is gender-neutral (just like also happens in English). Germany has two national personifications, Germania (a woman) and Deutscher Michel (a man).
- A lot of countryballs fear its predecessor Reichtangle with its classic phrase "Anschluss time", which is why some do not approach it because of the above said.
- Along with Italyball, it is the 2nd countryball that has won the most Football World Cups with 4, being only surpassed by Brazilball with 5.
- It is the largest consumer of bread in the world.
- Because of its past, it prohibits anyone from displaying the flag of Nazi Germanyball.
- Germanyball is after Russiaball, the European nation with the largest population, with more than 82 million inhabitants.
- If you escape from jail in Germany they do not give you any sentence.
- It loves beer to the point that it created a party (Oktoberfest) for it. But it is not as alcoholic as these.
- It's super punctual so all the countryballs come out an hour early when they will meet it.
Still it keeps coming first.
How to draw
- Draw a ball.
- Draw the black on top, red in the center, and
yellowgold in the bottom.
- Draw the eyes, and you're finished.
|Black||0, 0, 0||C000-M000-Y000-K100||#000000|
|Electric Red||221, 0, 0||C000-M100-Y100-K013||#DD0000|
|Tangerine Yellow||255, 206, 0||C000, M019, Y100, K000||#FFCE00|
|States||Baden-Württembergball • Bavariaball • Berlinball • Brandenburgball • Bremenball • Hamburgball • Hesseball • Lower Saxonyball • Mecklenburg-Vorpommernball • North Rhine-Westphaliaball • Rhineland-Palatinateball • Saarlandball • Saxonyball • Saxony-Anhaltball • Schleswig-Holsteinball • Thuringiaball|
|Former entities|| Migrants from South (Prehistoric Europeans) • Germaniaball • Saxonsball • Franksball • East Franciaball • Holy Roman Empireball • Kingdom of Prussiaball • German Confederationball • North German Confederationball • German Empireball • Weimar Republicball • Nazi Germanyball • ReichRawr • Saar Protectorateball • |
|Others||Jyllandball • Middle Franconiaball • Reichenschwandball|
|Über alles in der welt! PAY DEBTS NAO!!! |
|Founders||Belgiumball • Canadaball • Denmarkball • Franceball • Icelandball • Italyball • Luxembourgball • Netherlandsball • Norwayball • Portugalball • UKball • USAball|
|Joined during the Cold War|| Greeceball • Türkiyeball
|Joined after the Cold War|| Czechiaball • Hungaryball • Polandball
|Membership Action Plan||Bosnia and Herzegovinaball|
|Intensified Dialogue||Finlandball • Georgiaball • Ukraineball • Swedenball|
|Individual Partnership Action Plan||Azerbaijanball • Armeniaball • Kazakhstanbrick • Moldovaball • Serbiaball|