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    Kingdom of Prussiaball

    Preußen sollte Deutschland vereinen...
    Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball

    The Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball was a countryball that would later become part of Germany-icon.png Germanyball, heir to the Prussian virtues of Ruthless Efficiency. For over 244 years it dominated Central Europe with its mächtig armies and united most of the kingdoms and states of the past HRE-icon.png Holy Roman Empireball into one powerful countryball known as the German Empire-icon.png Kaiserreich.


    In the year 1226, the area known as Prussia was conquered by the Teutonic-icon.png Teutonic Knights, a military religious order under the HRE-icon.png Holy Roman Empire who slowly exterminated the native pagan Old Prussian Baltic tribes with a ruthless efficiency only rivalled by the Templar Order-icon.png Templar Knights.

    Their lineage under the Teutonic-icon.png Teutonic Knights provided the template for the military virtues and Ruthless Efficiency that Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball (and soon Germany-icon.png Germanyball) would be renowned for.

    The Protestant-icon.png Protestant Reformation in the early to mid-1500s saw most Prussians convert to Protestant-icon.png Protestantism. In 1525, Duchy of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball became a hereditary duchy under Albrecht Hohenzollern, the last grandmaster of the Teutonic-icon.png Teutonic Knights in Prussia.

    In 1657, after an invasion by the Swedish Empire-icon.png Swedenball, Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Poland-Lithuaniaball surrendered sovereignty over Ducal Prussiaball which then became the Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball in 1701 headed by the County of Hohenzollern-Hechingen-icon.png Hohenzollern dynasty.
    Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball's power grew and in 1772, under King Friedrich II (Frederick the Great), consisted of the provinces of Margraviate of Brandenburg-icon.png Brandenburgball, Duchy of Pomerania-icon.png Pomeraniaball, West Prussia-icon.png West Prussiaball East Prussia-icon.png East Prussiaball, Duchy of Cleves-icon.png Clevesball, County of Mark-icon.png Markball and County of Ravensberg-icon.png Ravensbergball.

    It was in Margraviate of Brandenburg-icon.png Brandenburgball that was built the site of the establishment of Prussia's new capital, Berlin-icon.png Berlinball, future capital of Germany. In 1806 it went to war with Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball but was defeated in 2 weeks.

    A major event in German history was the defeat of France-icon.png Franceball in the Franco-Prussian War in 1871, making Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball a world power. It was during this war that in 1870, Otto von Bismarck, Prussian chancellor, and exemplar of Germanic Efficiency, orchestrated the unification of the German Confederation-icon.png German states.

    The German Empire-icon.png Kaiserreich was established under Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussian leadership with Bismarck as Chancellor and Berlin-icon.png Berlinball as the capital. Wilhelm II, the last of the County of Hohenzollern-Hechingen-icon.png Hohenzollern dynasty, became German Empire-icon.png Emperor of Germanyball (Kaiser) in 1888 and ruled until German Empire-icon.png Germanyball's defeat in World War I.

    After defeat in World War I, Germany-icon.png Germanyball was forced to give up the Danzig Corridor/Panhandle to Poland-icon.png Polandball and Gdańsk-icon.png Danzigball once again became a free city.

    This caused the province of East Prussia-icon.png East Prussiaball to be separated from the rest of Germanyball. The Rosenberg District was at this time contained in East Prussia.

    After Nazi.gif Germanyball's suicide in World War II, Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball was the initial scapegoat for everything as it was accused of being militaristic, war-obsessed and the creator of Reichtangle-icon.png Reichtangle. In the Polish and Eastern European territories, Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball has been expelled and ceased to be.

    The old Rosenberg District in now part of the Itawa District of Polandball, and all of the villages now have Polish names. Its heritage still survives through Germany-icon.png Germanyball to this day though and threugh its child Rhineprussiaball that is a micronation.


    Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball was often hated by everyone else because of being excessively über-strict, a pragmatic, disciplined and merciless workaholic who values efficiency above all. Yet this act of toughness to everybody else was more of a Realpolitik way to protect its adopted children, the Germany-icon.png Germanyballs, from further abuse and bullying by their neighbors.

    When it came to its stepchildren, even to the too-carefree Bavaria-icon (stripe).png Bavariaball, it revealed itself to be very caring, concerned only with unifying its fragmented stepchildren countryballs so that they could be strong together.

    Its motivation for the creation of the Reichtangle-icon.png Reichtangle was to secure a one Fatherland where his Germany-icon.png Germanyballs could enjoy their own Fatherland secure for themselves and by themselves, no longer abused and bullied by outside powers, a single superpower allowed an opportunity to be the centre of Science and engineering for years to come.

    Even today Germany-icon.png Germanyball, though remembering itself as a quite punishing and demanding mentor, admires itself and upholds itself as the standard for the efficiency that Germany-icon.png Germanyball today is renowned for all throughout the world.



    • Ottoman-icon.png Ottomanball - Kebab, we used to be allies in WW1.
    • Bavaria-icon (stripe).png Bavariaball - I hope you are happy with your castle of gayness.
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - Hah.... funny Germany... hah... funny. (U SUCH A FUCKING UBERFOLIGTER, LET MEMES LIVE!)
    • British Empire-icon.png Great Britainball - Mein War sibling. We kicked New France-icon.png Franceball's ass together!
    • Germany-icon.png Weimar Republicball - Anouther country I joined, it was poor, that is of sucks
    • Kaliningrad Oblast-icon.png Minor Lithuaniaball - Mein child. First child we was fusion but sibling stole my it.
    • Chile-icon.png Chileball - Mein disciple and Padawan. Is My Only Hope to Reinstate My KAISERREICH! (ze bastard did it between 1973 and the 90's), A very good Disciple.
    • USA-icon (WW1soldier).png USAball - Mein relative. I of helped it in its war of independence and I taught it mein best military tactics and how to beat its UK-icon.png parent. Thats why it now has zhe best army in zhe world.
    • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - Mein marchs and helms. Same for Chile, but still, CHILE ICH BEIN MY TRUE N BLOOD CHILD!
    • Russia-icon.png Russian Empireball - Vielen Dank for helping splits Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Polen and killing Napoleonic-icon.png Frankreich. BUT YOU STOLE MEIN NAME!!


    • France-icon.png Franceball - An evil bitch but ich kicked its ass and stole Alsace and Lorraine clays from its back in 1871. and Napoleon in early 19th Century. Nowadays, it learned its lessons on being arrogant, and today a lover and spouse of Germany-icon.png Germany, having the EU-icon.png child (actually don't tell it but it really Belgiumball's child). But it still is arrogant, My child will always have ze better cars! And one thing...MARINETTE IS A FUCKING MARY SUE.
    • Kaliningrad Oblast-icon.png Kaliningradball - YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRUE PRUSSIANS YOU STINKING VODKA! I'm so sorry that that bad Swastica sent you to the Slavic Name Stealer. Lucky for you, I am slowly seeping back into you. Yuo are the perfect mix of Slavs And Germans. You belong to me.
    • Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball - NEVER FORGET THE FIRST SCHLESWIG WAR, AS I WON THE SECOND! Sorry Dane, but Panslavic-icon.png Schleswig-Holstein truly belongs to us! Don't even bother trying to fight mein glorious reich!
    • Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Poland-Lithuaniaball - Anschlussed it three times through the partitions of Poland. (MY SABATON SONG IS BETTER HÖ HÖ!)
    • Austrian Empire-icon.png Austrian Empireball - It was one of my greatest rivals. I eventually triumphed over it. We became allies later.
    • First Spanish Republic-icon.png Spainball - During the Succession War, stinking Frog-loving Bourbons don't belong on the throne!


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