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    Im from Iowa.
     
    — Donut from RvB
    I've felt the hate rise up in me,

    Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves,
    I wander out where you can't see,
    Inside my shell I wait and bleed

     
    — Slipknot

    Iowaball is a piece of corn stateball of  USAball. It hosts the first caucus for presidential elections that the USAball has every 4 years though, and recently its governor was elected as ambassador to Chinaball, meaning that every so often it becomes super relevant. It is one of the safest states in USAball to live in. A Youtuber also made a video about it! Here it is! 

    It also just massacred and beat OhioRawr's college football team. Go Hawks!

    History

    Iowaball was officially born as a 3ball a long time ago, but it was adopted by Franceball later, which is why its flag looks so similar to Franceball's flag. It was actually one of the few territories that Franceball kept after the Seven Years War as UKball didn't take it.

    It once again changed ownership as after the Revolutionary War, where Franceball gave USAball the Louisiana Territory, which included Iowaball. It later became a state in 1846. Iowaball was quick to join the union and even quicker to ban slavery, it was one of the first and few non-13 colonies states that did not allow slavery at the time. It even got into a bloodless flight over Honey with Missouriball, who entered the Union as a slave state, increasing tensions even more between the two states.

    Eventually, the Civil War broke out, because some Racist Hillybilly Cousinlover dude named CSAball who attacked the Union, which included Iowa. However, Iowa was never attacked, but shots from a battle in Missouri could be heard by a few people in southern Iowa, some shells even landed on its Clay.

    Tensions with Missouriball increased even more, as it was in the Union, yet it allowed CSA Troops to set up in its clay and shells had landed in Iowa's clay. Iowa did send some divisions to help out, and it eventually helped the Union win and ended slavery as well. 100 years later, Iowa took several steps to desegregate all of the USA. It was even one of the first states to allow interracial marriage and equal rights.

    It has a huge rivalry with Nebraskaball, as it believes that Nebraskaball is being a rip-off and copycat by doing everything Iowaball does. It even plays its team in football once every year. Cornshucker.

    It also Didn't like being called Barbie, Peach, or any Pink Related character, until it looked F a b o u l o u s!

    Recently, its governor Terry Branstad was appointed as Ambassador to Chinaball.

    In 2024, the small town of Perryball experienced a school shooting, with Iowaball joining the ranks of states that have experienced these senseless tragedies.

    Relationships

    Allies

    • Illinoisball - Best Buddy! It's my neighbor and long-time friend! We were both made states at around the same time too! We send ships and supplies to each other and he can into hating slavery and segregation too! Go Fighting Illini!
    • Minnesotaball - Also a neighbor! Aside from Football and big ten, we're good friends and we both can into hating Wisconsinball in sports and reality! It Hates Massachusetts Too!
    • Chinaball (Mostly) - I'm good friends with it because my Governor is ambassador to it, it has a ton of Chinese-Americans who go to my University and is very Stronk! I gib it tractors, corn, and beef and it gibs me clothing materials, technology, and weapons! However I'm very suspicious of you because of your past with my parent and with the number of your people coming to my state... And cant find out my ally new york state... Im so sorry new york!

    Neutral

    • Missouriball - Once a former rival, almost made me spill its own blood, allowed racism and slavery yet wanted to be in the Union, however where on better terms than before but it's hard to forget and forgive it and the past.  It helps that it can into fireworks and high proof liquor.  
    • Chinaball - I am only suspicious of it because it is a frenemy/rival to my parent and has the potential to ruin the world.
    • Nebraskaball - We are neighbors, and we do share a lot in common, but our huge sports rivalry that both of my teams have with its college team. Plus it's trying to be me and steal my culture, REMOVE FAKE CORN AND UGLY FLAT LANDS!
    • Wisconsinball - Also a neighbor but me and my neighbors do not always like it and/or what it's doing. It also is kind of a cocky jerk and always acts like it owns us in football and basketball. REMOVE MOXY! REMOVE BADGERS!  YOU HAVE WORST DRIVERS IN !
    • Omahaball - YOU ARE MY TRUE SON, COME BACK TO ME!!! Friendly rival on the Nebraskaball side of the Missouri River. It tries to much to one up Des Moinesball, though. At least you don’t have the states stupid football team!

    Enemies/Wannabes

    • Wisconsinball - OH MY GOD, CAN YOU FUCK OFF?! MINNESOTA, ME, ILLINOIS, AND EVEN NEBRASKA ALL HATE YOU AND YOUR ANNOYING ASS 90% OF THE TIME, YOU WERE THE TERRITORY THAT OWNED ME AND ALMOST STOPPED ME FROM GETTING INDEPENDENCE BACK THEN! HOLD OFF BIOTCH!
    • Nebraskaball - The Most northern hillbilly state ever. YOU THREATENED WAR OVER RIVERBOAT CASINO!  YOU STEAL EVERYTHING I EVER CREATED AND LOVED AND ACT LIKE YOU MADE IT! YOU'RE THE MOST BORING PLACE EVER, WITH YOUR FLATLANDS AND UNINHABITABLE LAND ALONG WITH YOUR SHIT FOOTBALL TEAM YOU RUINED MY LIFE! YOU SHOULD GO HANG WITH THE SOUTHERN STATES SINCE YOU ACT LIKE THEM THE MOST! STUPID CORNSHUCKER, YOU DONT EVEN HAVE GOOD ENOUGH LAND TO FARM! YOU HAD MORE FARMABLE LAND IN THE DUST BOWL! SPEAKING OF WATCHING YOU SUFFER DURING THEN WAS AWESOME! I'M NOT SORRY FAKE CORN FARMER!
    • Missouriball - racist bitch ANOTHER WANNABE! EVEN WORSE IT'S RACIST! I HATE YOU TOO! YOU HAVE A HORRIBLE PAST AND WANTED TO JOIN THE UNION YET KEEP UNEQUAL RIGHTS IN LAW AT THE SAME TIME! GFYS! YOU'RE NOT NORTHERN! YOU'RE JUST A HILLBILLY WHOS DENYING ITS PAST! I HATE YOU!
    • ISISball - OH YOU ARE THE WORST! YOU BOMB PEOPLE FOR NO REASON, YOU FORCE ANYONE YOU CAN FIND WHO IS NOT A SUNNI MUSLIM TO GO UNDER COMPLETE TYRANNY AND TERROR! I HOPE YOU BLOW YOURSELF UP AND GO TO HELL! FUCK YOU! YOU REALLY WANT TO ENFORCE SHARIA LAW, DON'T BOMB PEOPLE! WHY WOULD THEY WANT TO BECOME SUNNI! KYS PLZZZ! YUO EVEN WORST THAN NEBRASKA!!
    • Franceball - GRANDMOTHER! YOU STOLE MY FLAG YOU STUPID BAGUTEE!
    • Novgorodball - VODKA PUPPET! SAME AS GRANDPARENT ABOVE!
    • Spiders: GET OFF ME- *boom*

    Information for Artists

    Flag Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX Pantone
    Blue 10, 31, 98 C90-M68-Y0-K62 #0A1F62 2758 C
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF N/A
    Red 216, 0, 37 C0-M100-Y83-K15 #D4213D 2035 C
    Brown 105, 49, 11 C0-M53-Y90-K59 #69310B 732 C

    How to Draw

    Drawing Iowaball is simple:

    1. Divide the basic circle shape into three vertical stripes, blue, white and red
    2. Draw a brown eagle with a blue ribbon in the central stripe, over the red script IOWA
    3. Draw the eyes and you've finished.

    Gallery


    zh:愛荷華球 pt:Iowaball

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