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    Oi maamme, Suomi, synnyinmaa,

    soi, sana kultainen!

    Finland-icon.png Finlandball about to sing its anthem
    To whom it may concern, f**k you.
    — Valtteri Bottas
    On kauniina muistona Karjalan maa,
    mutta vieläkin syömmestä soinnahtaa,
    kun soittajan sormista kuulla saa,
    Säkkijärven polkkaa!
    Finland-icon.png Finlandball singing a Finno-Karelian folk song against Soviet-icon.png Soviets
    Äänd here we goo!
    — Lauri Vuohensilta
    There aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap.
    — Linus Torvalds
    Finland-icon.png Finlandball's usual catchphrase
    Just leave me alone, I know what to do!
    — Kimi Räikkönen
    Uh, I dunno. It's unfortunate.
    — Valtteri Bottas
    FOR WHAT?!?!?!
    — Kimi Räikkönen
    It’s too f**king late now, f**k’s sake!
    — Kimi Räikkönen
    — Patrick Star

    Finland-icon.png Finlandball, officially the Republic of Finlandball, is a sovereign stateball who likes to drink milk and Nordic countryball located in Northern Europe. To the west, it borders Sweden-icon.png Swedenball, as well as Russia-icon.png Russiaball to the east and Norway-icon.png Norwayball to the north. Its clay is divided into 19 regionballs with an Autonomous Regionball, as well as its capital Helsinki-icon.png Helsinkiball. With a total area of 338 440 square kilometers, Finlandball ranks 65 in largest countryballs in the world by area, as well as number 8 in Europe. As of 2019, it has a population of 5.521 million inhabitants. There are around 443,000 immigrants, most coming from Russiaball, Estoniaball, Iraqball, Swedenball, Somaliaball, and Yugoslaviaball.

    It maintains membership in EU-icon.png EUball, as well as the Nordic Council-icon.png Nordic Councilball and Arctic Council-icon.png Arctic Councilball. However, it applied to join NATO-icon.png NATOball after Russia-icon.png Russiaball invaded Ukraineball.

    As the drunkest countryball in Europe, Finlandball does not have many friends. Its adoptive sibling is Sweden-icon.png Swedenball, but it is of family. However, some consider its girlfriend Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball as its best friend, since it sells it cheap alcohol. Another reason nobody likes Finlandball is that it never talks, preferring small talk and it seems unapproachable.

    Despite belonging to the Nordic Councilball, it is not technically Nordic, as it belongs to an Uralic group called Finnic, not North Germanic (Norwegian, Swedish, Danish). Despite this, it's still very good at English, just like its sibs.

    Its national day is December 6th.

    History[edit | edit source]

    Finlandball was born as a 1-icon.png 1ball. Unlike the majority of Europe, Finlandball, along with Hungaryball and Estoniaball (as well as some parts of western Russiaball) were settled by mongoloid Uralic groups that came from the Ural mountains of Russiaball.

    For a while, Finlandball was isolated from the rest of Europe until Scandinavian Christians went through Finland in order to spread Christianity through the Northern Crusades. The Svealand-icon.png Swedes successfully spread Christianity in Finlandball and Paganism died out there. Finlandball was then made a slave of Svealand-icon.png Kingdom of Swedenball, until 1809, when it became part of Tsarist Russia-icon.png Russian Empireball.

    Russia-icon.png Russiaball first let Grand Duchy of Finland-icon.png Finlandball do its own thing and let rely on its own economy, but later on started the Russification process which annoyed Grand Duchy of Finland-icon.png Finlandball. Finland had its identity crisis which lead to it slowly wanting freedom.

    In 1917, it gained independence, it descended into civil war between Finland-icon.png Finnish Whites and Red-icon.png Finnish Reds for three months one year later, resulting in Finnish Whites victory.

    In 1939, it kicked Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball's butt for attempting to anschluss it during the Winter War, but was eventually pressured into giving up 10% of its clay to Sovietball by the war's end in 1940. A year later, the Continuation War broke out and Finlandball aligned itself with Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball during Operation Barbarossa and reclaimed its lost clay, but would see its clay lost once again in 1944 after it was once again pressured into surrendering to USSRball due to there not being enough resources to continue the fight. Finlandball then fought Nazi Germanyball in the Lapland War and paid war reparations to avoid occupation and retained its independence.

    Today, Finlandball still works as a drunken farmer, but somehow, it managed to do some worthy things. Most notably, it develops the famous video game, Angry Birds, and the "indestructible" Nokia cellphone that not even Russia-icon.png Russian or USA-icon.png American nukes can destroy. Finlandball celebrated its 100th birthday on December 6th, 2017.

    Flag Colors[edit | edit source]

    The flag of Finland is a white banner with a blue Nordic cross

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
    Dark Midnight Blue 0, 47, 108 C100-M56-Y0-K58 #002F6C

    Of course like all Nordic countries, the cross symbolises Christianity. Color-wise, some people say the white stands for the winter, while the blue stands for the many lakes and blue skies in Finland.

    Relations/Suhteet[edit | edit source]

    Friends/Ystävät[edit | edit source]

    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - I come here during my Nordic Holidays for its beautiful beaches!
    • Thailand-icon.png Thailandball - I come here during my Nordic Holidays for its thicc-ass femboys beautiful beaches and restaurants!
    • Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball - My little sibling and best friend, I buy my vodka from it, always cheap! During World War II, its people fought with my forces. Also, it wants to be Nordic, but unfortunately Sweden-icon.png Swedenball refuses to let its in. Shame. Also we share the same anthem. Oh and by the way, after we gained independence in 1918, we were thinking about uniting together, but that never happended, yuo can thank Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball for that perkele.
    • Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball - I like to call it Stupid Sweden. Is a friend, exports lots of fun goodies like Lego and Arla, but can't understand what it's saying. Also Norway-icon.png Norwayball, Sweden-icon.png Swedenball and me like to make fun of its shitty hockey skills.
    • Ural-icon.png Uralball - My parent. Yuo is kind to me and my siblings. I love yuo. It lives with my Russian siblings.
    • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball - My ugric sibling/cousin who got lost in Central Europe and was great on your actual home. The only one in the whole Europe, who not just understands my alcoholism, but does it as well also. I'm sorry for supporting EU-icon.png EUball against yuo, forgib me plox. Let me and my Sweden-icon.png Friend into NATO-icon.png NATO!! PLOX!! *cries*
    • Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball - Friend who needed kebab removed in 1870s . yuo welcoms!
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball - Used to visit you, but now you're becoming unstable. Is everythings okay? Also, fantastic job at winning Eurovision with a rock band!
    • Yooper-icon.png Yooperball - American child, got much sisu. Speaks like Canadians. Also much of its population is Finnish!
    • Karelia-icon.png Kareliaball - Sibling who lives with Russiaball.
    • Mari Elball - Sibling who live with Russiaball.
    • Sami-icon.png Samiball - Polar sibling, some of them live with me.
    • Norway-icon.png Norwayball - Thanks for trying to give me the peak of Mount Halti, I absolutely love you.
    • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball - You so small i forget you sometimes but can into drinking PERKELE! BUT WHY ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH RUSSIA?! also gib more skyrri is so good yummy slurps slurps
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Our North American friend and hockey rival! You played very well in the World Juniors 2019 and the IIHF 2019 You were awesome! Awesome job in getting silver this championship! Thanks for HOSTING IIHF 2021 in EDMONTON DESPITE THE PANDEMIC! :D
    • Spain-icon.png Spainball - Vacation! Also Axis buddies during WW2 even though it is neutral. Also we both hate Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball, though Basque-icon.png Basqueball is my friend.
    • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - I was adopted by it. We are good friends now, but in the past I used to be of it clay. Made perkele pakkoruotsi (Forced Swedish lessons in school), perkele! Both of us joined EU-icon.png EUball in 1995. Our friendship is maintained at the highest level, and interactions between our public authorities and civil society is of very stronk. New elements of our special friendship are the official minority language status that Finnish receives in Swedenball as well as the business integration between us. We are also united because we applied to join NATO-icon.png NATOball simultaneously; however, the other Nordicballs and Estonia-icon.pngLatvia-icon.pngLithuania-icon.png the Baltic countryballs are NATO-icon.png NATOball members.
    • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball - Best hockey partner who fought a tough match
    • USA-icon.png USAball - Minun mate! We won the championship thanks for playing with us! Let's peek against Russia-icon.png Russiaball at prior times.
    • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball and Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - Other Southeast Asian friends. Both guys love my Nokia phones. Me and Vietnam can into beat the superpower. Indonesia likes my curriculum system.
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - Best Southeast Asian Friend. I have several OFWs on my clay. But I'm sorry about your embassy on my capital.
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball is yours and we both hate Russia.
    • India-icon.png Indiaball - We both have a love-hate relationship with Sweden-icon.png Swedenball.
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - It helped fight me against Soviet-icon.png evil vodka, but you were a Nazi-icon.png Nazi though, so I kicked you out! Anyway we are fine with each other and you're not a Nazi now. Oh we both love drinking.
    • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - Taught me how to weed. Also sellings me tulips PERKELE!
    • France-icon.png Franceball - You is fun but can you stop with the revolutions. Is a League of Nations-icon.png League of Nationsball member, alongside UK-icon.png UKball. Also your city stole my flag.
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - My 10th president made an idea of Kosovo becoming a sovereign state, also when Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball became independent Albanians in Finland's clay celebrated and expressed their gratitude to the Finnish Government and President Ahtisaari.
    • Poland-icon.png Polandball - Happy 100th. We are free from Russia's wrath!
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - I like your anime and cars. Also you should be responsible for making your Vocaloid Miku sing my song and turning it into a meme.
    • Wyoming-icon.png Wyomingball, Acre-icon.png Acreball, and 6-icon.png 6ball - Friends that exist except humans deny it. I don't like the fact that almost all of you guys (Except Acreball) want to destroy Earth-icon.png Earthball and Humanity-icon.png humanity. What did they ever do to you?
    • Zemgaleball adoptive child
    • Basque-icon.png Basqueball - At least you are not as bad as Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball, who wants independence more than you do. But you are Spain-icon.png Spainball's clay and that is why you exist. We both speak difficult languages.
    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - You are not bad kebab just like other kebabs because we both hate Serbiaball and i wonder my siblings hates you.
    • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - We both can into Tango, liking Donald Trump-icon.png Donald Trump. Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball is the 1st non-European country that I established diplomatic relations with.
    • Peru-icon.png Peruball - Good South American friend, but Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball will always be my best South American friend!
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - I'm sorry. Please give me the corona inspection kit!
    • Türkiye-icon.png Türkiyeball - Introduced kebab to me, NICE. But why can't you sign ratification protocols just like my Hungary-icon.png sibling?
    • RussianEmpire-icon.png Russian Empireball - Dad. Thanks for giving me independence. We both hated Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball, and we both fought it too.
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - I don't recognize Palestine for you so we have common enemies. Still, for humanitarian reasons don't abuse it plox.
    • NATO-icon.png NATOball - LET ME IN, PLOX! Russia-icon.png RUSSIA MIGHT INVADE ME!
      • NATO-icon.png: Acession planned.

    Neutral/Neutraali[edit | edit source]

    • UK-icon.png UKball - A parent of Canada. I don't mind it. It is nice. But don't make Brexit complicated please!
    • Mongolia-icon.png Mongoliaball - I'm sometimes considered to be you're ancestor but okay I am (actually I'm not. We just both from Siberia)
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Never forget 1939, but in recent decades our relationship has improved and we are good now. We also vodka-drinking buddies and we go to saunas together. BUT I CRUSHED YOU 4-1 in BRONZE MEDAL IIHF 2021 in EDMONTON! GET REKT LOL! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOSE TO CANADA AND ME? NOW, LISTEN, HERE, YUO LITTLE SHITBAG, I UNDERSTAND WE HAVE A TREATY, BUT WHY DID YOU INVADE UKRAINE?! THAT'S IT! I'M JOINING NATO-icon.png NATO, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! EVEN IF YOU INVADE ME, YOU'LL TRIGGER ARTICLE 5. DO YOU REALLY WANT WORLD WAR III?!
      • Russia-icon.png : Then don't join NATO-icon.png NATO. Simple. Plus it's none of your business.
      • Finland-icon.png Do you think I care you can't stop me and Sweden-icon.png Swedenball from joining.
    • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - An ally of Russia but stop hurting Kosovoball and leave it alone now! Otherwise...
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - I'm not sure what our relations are, plus i don't recognize you for Israel-icon.png Israelcube, but we have similar pasts with conflict and war, so i guess we can (maybe) be friends in the future?
    • Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball - You like my games and products, but STOP. KILLING. THE ROHINGYAS.
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - Best Asian friend! I was the third western country to recognize it after my siblings, Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball and Sweden-icon.png Swedenball. At least once a year I make an official state visit to it. Is my fifth largest trading partner, I bring it technology and it brings me tourists, 380,000 of them in fact. We have many sibling cities, is so perkele! Also 24,000 Chinese people live happily in my clay, and I havings many Chinese schools. But. I oppose the Hong Kong National Security law, sorry ystävä!

    Enemies/Viholliset[edit | edit source]

    • Soviet-icon.png DEMONIC VODKA - NJET MOLOTOFF, NJET MOLOTOFF / VALEHTELIT ENEMMÄN KUIN ITSE BOBRIKOFF! 1939 NEVER FORGET. YUO OCCOPIED MY Estonia-icon.pngHungary-icon.png SIBLINGS AND ATTACKED ME AND MY CHILD. JUST TAKE BACK YOUR VODKA! I HATE YOU COMMUNIST. AT LEAST I REKT YOU IN WINTER WAR AND HUMILIATED YOU! By the way, do you want to play chess? If so, I have many pieces available for you including my German weaponry.
      • Nazi-icon.png - Did anybody say chess ja?
      • Soviet-icon.png - NYEEEETTTTTTTTT! *Finnish T26 and German Panzer 4 destroy Soviet T34 together.*
    • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - Is not to be of trustings perkele. REMOVE KIM FAMILY AND YOUR NUKES FROM YOUR SIBLING! Altrough you are Asia's highest Literacy rate....
    • Afghanistan-icon.png Afghanistanball - Same thing as I said to Somalia plus you are the unhappiest country in the world!
    • South Sudan-icon.png South Sudanball - Same thing I said to Afghanistan only except you have the lowest literacy rate in the world!
    • Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball - Another commie. On 30 March 2020, a patrol boat fired gunshots and collided with a cruiser built in mun clay; but fortunately its ship sank lol.
    • Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball - Communism-icon.png Communist wannabe. I would have put it jail if it didn't freaking escape to Belgium-icon.png Belgium.
    • Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball - NEVER FORGET 2017 TURKU. But I don't recognize Western Sahara and we're friends with USAball so.
    • Syria-icon.png Syriaball - STOP IMMIGRANTING TO MY CLAY! or else.
    • Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball - Yuo may have removed Soviet-icon.png Commie and collaborated with me (thanks for the help) but WHY YUO LIKE KILLING JEW SO BAD?! AND DON'T YUO THINK THAT I DID NOT REMEMBER THE TIME THAT YUO INVADED ME IN LATER IN THE WAR! 1943 NEVER FORGET! LAPPI WILL ALWAYS BE FINNISH CLAY PERKELE!
    • Aland-icon.png Ålandball - Child that hates me. HOW DARE YOU LOVE SWEDEN NOT ME? WHY? WHY?
    • Vanuatu-icon.png Vanuatuball - Just stop thinking that you are the happiest country in the world!
    • Alexander Lukashenko-icon.png Alexander Lukashenko - JUST RESIGN ALREADY!
    • Marseille-icon.png Marseilleball - Flag stealer!
    • England-icon.png Englandball - It hates me because I am sibling of Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball. Also, it hates Estonia-icon.png my sibling! FUCK HARRY KANE!

    Gallery[edit | edit source]

    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, gifs and videos of Finlandball.

    Click here to see it.

    See also[edit | edit source]

    Finland-icon.png Perkele Bane of Soviets Republic of Darude Sandstorm Linux and Angry Birds Finland Finland-icon.png
    Regions Aland-icon.png ÅlandballCenteralFinland-icon.png Central FinlandballCenteralOstrobothnia-icon.png Central OstrobothniaballKainuu-icon.png KainuuballKymenlaakso-icon.png KymenlaaksoballLapland-icon.png LaplandballNorth Karelia-icon.png North KareliaballNorthern Ostrobothnia-icon.png Northern OstrobothniaballNorthern Savonia-icon.png Northern SavoniaballOstrobothnia-icon.png OstrobothniaballPäijät-Häme-icon.png Päijät-HämeballPirkanmaa-icon.png PirkanmaaballSatakunta-icon.png SatakuntaballSouth Karelia-icon.png South KareliaballSouthern Ostrobothnia-icon.png Southern OstrobothniaballSouthern Savonia-icon.png Southern SavoniaballSouthwest Finland-icon.png Southwest FinlandballTavastia Proper-icon.png Tavastia ProperballUusimaa-icon.png Uusimaaball
    Cities Helsinki-icon.png HelsinkiballMariehamn-icon.png MariehamnballFinland-icon.png PoriballFinland-icon.png TurkuballFinland-icon.png TampereballFinland-icon.png Savonlinnaball
    Former entities 2-icon.png Migrants from East (Prehistoric Europeans)Sami-icon.png SamiballSwedish Empire-icon.png Swedish EmpireballRussian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball (Grand Duchy of Finland-icon.png Grand Duchy of Finlandball) • Finland-icon.png Kingdom of FinlandballFinland-icon.png DR FinlandballRed-icon.png Finnish Socialist Workers' RepublicballRussian SFSR-icon.png Karelian ASSRballKarelo-Finnish SSR-icon.png Karelo-Finnish SSRball

    Aland-icon.png Ålandball Aland-icon.png
    Municipalities Aland-icon.png Brändöball • Eckerö-icon.png Eckeröball • Finström-icon.png Finströmball • Föglö-icon.png Föglöball • Geta-icon.png Getaball (Ålandball) • Hammarland-icon.png Hammarlandball • Jomala-icon.png Jomalaball • Kökar-icon.png Kökarball • Lemland-icon.png Lemlandball • Lumparland-icon.png Lumparlandball • Mariehamn-icon.png MariehamnballAland-icon.png Saltvikball (Åland) • Aland-icon.png Sottungaball • Aland-icon.png Sundball (Åland) • Aland-icon.png Vårdöball (Åland)
    Former Entities Kalmar Union-icon.png Kalmar UnionballSweden-icon.png Swedish EmpireballRussian-Empire-icon.png Russian EmpireballFinland-icon.png Kingdom of Finlandball
    Kalmar Union-icon.png BLANDA UPP!!! Nordics STRONK! Long Live Kalmar! Kalmar Union-icon.png
    Countries Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball (Faroe-icon.png FaroeballGreenland-icon.png Greenlandball) • Estonia-icon (Nordic).png EstoniaballFinland-icon.png Finlandball (Aland-icon.png Ålandball)• Iceland-icon.png IcelandballNorway-icon.png Norwayball (Svalbard-icon.png Svalbardball) • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball • (Gotland-icon.png Gotlandball Ladonia-icon.pngLadoniaball) • (Orkney-icon.png OrkneyballShetland-icon.png Shetlandball)
    Historic entities Kalmar Union-icon.png Kalmar UnionballSweden-Norway-icon.png Sweden-NorwayballDenmark-icon.png Denmark-Norwayball
    Cannot into Nordic Estonia-icon.png EstoniaballLatvia-icon.png LatviaballLithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball
    _ There is no evidence that Vikings wore horns on their helmets; this would have been highly impractical in battle. In fact, the image of Vikings wearing horned helmets stems from the scenography of an 1876 production of the Der Ring des Nibelungen opera cycle by Richard Wagner.

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