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    Äänd here we goo!
    — Lauri Vuohensilta
    There aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap.
    — Linus Torvalds
    Finland-icon.png Finlandball's usual catchphrase

    Finlandball, officially the Republic of Finlandball or Republic of Perkele Finlandball, is Darude a fictional sovereign stateball and a secret mongol puppet Nordic countryball located in Northern Europe. To the west he borders Sweden-icon.png Swedenball, as well as Russia-icon.png Russiaball to the east and Norway-icon.png Norwayball to the north. His clay is divided into 19 regionballs with an Autonomous Regionball, as well as his capital Helsinki-icon.png Helsinkiball. With a total area of 338 440 square kilometers, Finlandball ranks 65 in largest countryballs in the world by area, as well as number 8 in Europe. As of 2019, he has a population of 5.521 million inhabitants. There are around 443 000 immigrants, most coming from Russiaball, Estoniaball, Iraqball, Swedenball, Somaliaball and Yugoslaviaball. He is notorious for creating Angry Birds.

    He maintains membership in EU-icon.png EUball, as well as the Nordic Council-icon.png Nordic Councilball and Arctic Council-icon.png Arctic Councilball. However, he has rejected any membership offers from NATO-icon.png NATOball and has decided to remain semi-neutral.

    As the drunkest countryball in Europe, Finlandball does not have many friends. His adoptive brother is Sweden-icon.png Sweden, but he is of family. However, some consider his sister/wife Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball as his best friend, since it sells him cheap alcohol. Another reason nobody likes Finlandball is that he never talks, preferring small talk and he seems unapproachable.

    Despite belonging to the Nordic Councilball, he is not technically Nordic, as he belongs to an Uralic group called Finnic. You can see his language, which is different from the true Nordic bois' Germanic languages (Norwegian, Swedish, Danish). Despite this, he's still very good at English, just like his bros.

    His national day is December 6th.


    Finlandball was born as a 1-icon.png 1ball. Unlike the majority of Europe, Finlandball, along with Hungaryball and Estoniaball (as well as some parts of western Russiaball) were settled by mongoloid Uralic groups that came from the Ural mountains of Russiaball. For a while, Finlandball was isolated from the rest of Europe until Scandinavian Christians went through Finland in order to spread Christianity through the Northern Crusades. The Swedes successfully spread Christianity in Finlandball and Paganism died out there. Finlandball was then made a slave of Sweden-icon.png Swedenball, until 1809, when he became part of Tsarist Russia-icon.png Russian Empireball. In 1917 he gained independence, he descended into civil war between Finnish Whites and Finnish Reds for three months one year later, resulting in Finnish Whites victory. Then in 1939, he kicked Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball's butt for attempting to anschluss him during the Winter War, but was eventually pressured into giving up 10% of its clay to Sovietball by the war's end in 1940. A year later, the Continuation War broke out and Finlandball aligned itself with Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball during Operation Barbarossa and reclaimed its lost clay, but would see its clay lost once again in 1944 after it was once again pressured into surrendering to USSRball due to there not being enough resources to continue the fight. Finlandball then fought Nazi Germanyball in the Lapland War and paid war reparations to avoid occupation and retained his independence.

    Today, Finlandball still works as a drunken farmer, but somehow, he managed to do some worthy things. Most notably, he develops the famous video game, Angry Birds, and the "indestructible" Nokia cellphone that not even Russia-icon.png Russian or USA-icon.png American nukes can destroy. Finlandball celebrated his 100th birthday on December 6th, 2017.

    Flag Colors

    The flag of Finland is a white banner with a blue Nordic cross

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Catalina Blue 0, 53, 128 C100-M59-Y0-K50 #003580
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF

    Of course like all Nordic countries, the cross symbolises Christianity. Color-wise, some people say the white stands for the winter, while the blue stands for the many lakes and blue skies in Finland.



    • Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball - My sister and best friend, I buy my vodka from her, always cheap! During World War II, its people fought with my forces. Also it wants to be Nordic, but unfortunately Sweden-icon.png Swedenball refuses to let its in. Shame... But I think one of these days you will, don't yuo worry Also we share the same anthem. Oh and by the way, after we gained independence in 1918, we were thinking about uniting together, but that never happended, yuo can thank Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball for that perkele.
    • Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball - I like to call him Stupid Sweden. Is of friend, exports lots of fun goodies like Lego and Arla, but can't understand what he's saying. Also Norway-icon.png Norwayball, Sweden-icon.png Swedenball and me like to make fun of his shitty hockey skills.
    • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball - My elder brother who got lost in Central Europe and was great on your actual home. The only one in the whole Europe, who not just understands my alcoholism, but does it as well also. I'm sorry for supporting EU-icon.png EUball against yuo, plox forgib me.
    • Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball - Freind who needed kebab removed in 1870s . yuo welcoms!
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball - axis buddy used to visit you, but now you're becoming unstable. Is everythings okay? Also, fantastic job at winning Eurovision with a rock band! Just remember I did it before you.
    • Yooper-icon.png Yooperball - American child, got much sisu. Speaks like Canadians. Also much of his population is Finnish!
    • Karelia-icon.png Kareliaball - Son who lives with Russiaball.
    • Mari Elball - Brother who live with Russiaball.
    • Ural-icon.png Uralball - My Mother who I love, it lives with my Russian brothers.
    • Sami-icon.png Samiball - polar brother, some of him lives with me.
    • Norway-icon.png Norwayball - thanks for trying to give me the peak of Mount Halti, I absolutely love you. I finally surpassed you in the World Happiness Report lol.
    • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball - You so small i forget you sometimes but can into drinking PERKELE! BUT WHY ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH RUSSIA!!?? also gib more skyrri is so good yummy slurps slurps
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Our North American friend and hockey rival! You played very well in the World Juniors 2019 and the IIHF 2019 You were awesome! Awesome job in getting silver this championship! Thanks for HOSTING IIHF 2021 in EDMONTON DESPITE THE PANDEMIC!! :D
    • Spain-icon.png Spainball - Vacation! Also Axis buddies during WW2 even though he is neutral. Also we both hate Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball, though Basque-icon.png Basqueball is my friend.
    • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - I was adopted by him. We are good friends now, but in the past I used to be of him clay. Made perkele pakkoruotsi (Forced Swedish lessons in school), perkele! Both I and He joined the European Union in 1995. Our friendship are maintained at the highest level, and interactions between our public authorities and civil society is of very stronk. New elements of our special friendship are the official minority language status that Finnish receives in Swedenball as well as the business integration between us. We are also united by the fact that neither of us have decided to join NATO, whereas all the other Nordic Countries as well as the Baltic States are NATO members.
    • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball - Best hockey partner who fought a tough match
    • USA-icon.png USAball - Ay mate! We won the championship thanks for playing with us! Let's peek against Russia-icon.png Russiaball at prior times...
    • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball and Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - Other Southeast Asian friends. Both guys love my Nokia phones. Me and Vietnam can into beat the superpower.
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - Best Southeast Asian Friend. I have several OFWs on my clay. But I'm sorry about your embassy on my capital.
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball is yours and we both hate Russia.
    • India-icon.png Indiaball - We both have a love-hate relationship with Sweden-icon.png Swedenball. BUT DON’T MESS WITH MY FRIEND ANYWAY, YOU FAKE MUSLIMS! AND YOUR T-SERIES SUCK ANYWAY, SO MY FRIEND’S PEWDIEPIE WILL WIN!!!
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - He helped fight me against Soviet-icon.png vodka, but you were a Nazi-icon.png Nazi though, so I kicked you out! Anyway we are fine with each other and you're not a Nazi now. Oh we both love drinking.
    • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - Taught me how to weed. Also sellings me tulips PERKELE!
    • France-icon.png Franceball - You is fun but can you stop with the revolutions. Also a League of Nations-icon.png League of Nationsball member, alongside UK-icon.png UKball.
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - My 10th president made an idea of Kosovo becoming a sovereign state, also when Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball became independent Albanians in Finland's clay celebrated and expressed their gratitude to the Finnish Government and President Ahtisaari.
    • Poland-icon.png Polandball - Happy 100th. We are fre from Russia's wrath!
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - I like your anime and cars. Also you should be responsible for making your Vocaloid Miku sing my song and turning it into a meme.
    • Wyoming-icon.png Wyomingball, Acre-icon.png Acreball, and 6-icon.png 6ball - Friends that exist except humans deny it. I don't like the fact that almost all of you guys (Except Acreball) want to destroy Earth-icon.png Earthball and Humanity-icon.png humanity. What did they ever do to you?
    • Zemgaleball adoptive son
    • Basque-icon.png Basqueball - At least you are not as bad as Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball, who wants independence more than you do. But you are Spain-icon.png Spainball's clay and that is why you exist. We both speak difficult languages.
    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - You are not bad kebab just like other kebabs because we both hate Serbiaball and i wonder my brothers hates you.
    • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - We both can into Tango, liking Donald Trump-icon.png Donald Trump. Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball is the 1st non-European country that I established diplomatic relations with.
    • Peru-icon.png Peruball - Good South American friend, but Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball will always be my best South American friend!
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - I'm sorry. Please give me the corona inspection kit!!
    • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - Introduced kebab to me. NICE
    • RussianEmpire-icon.png Russian Empireball - Dad. Thanks for giving me independence. We both hated Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball, and we both fought him too.
    • Namibia-icon.png Namibiaball - Best African friend. Also we both like ReichTime.png Reichtangle. (He is the Reich's colony while I was his client state.)
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - I don't recognize Palestine for you so we have common enemies. Still, for some humanitarian reasons don't abuse him plox.


    • NATO-icon.png NATOball - He hates me sometimes because of too much of my neutrality. But Estonia-icon.png My Sister and Hungary-icon.png My Brother joined to him so were ok now.
    • UK-icon.png UKball - A father of Canada. I don't mind him. He is nice. But don't make Brexit complicated please!
    • Mongolia-icon.png Mongoliaball - I'm sometimes considered to be you're ancestor but okay I am (actually I'm not. We just both from Siberia)
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Never forget 1939, but in recent decades our relationship has improved and we are good now. We also vodka-drinking buddies and we go to saunas together. BUT I CRUSHED YOU 4-1 in BRONZE MEDAL IIHF 2021 in EDMONTON! GET REKT! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOSE TO CANADA AND ME?
    • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - An ally of Russia but stop hurting Kosovo and leave him alone now! Otherwise...
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - I'm not sure what our relations are, plus i don't recognize you for Israel-icon.png Israelcube, but we have similar pasts with conflict and war, so i guess we can (maybe) be friends in the future?
    • Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball - You like my games and products, but STOP. KILLING. THE ROHINGYAS.
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - Best Asian friend! I was the third western country to recognize him after my brothers, Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball and Sweden-icon.png Swedenball. At least once a year I make an official state visit to him. Is my fifth largest trading partner, I bring him technology and he brings me tourists, 380,000 of them in fact. We have many sister cities, is so perkele! Also 24,000 Chinese people live happily in my clay, and I havings many Chinese schools. But... I oppose the Hong Kong National Security law, sorry ystävä!



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    Work-icon.png Related templates Language-icon.png
    Finland-icon.png Perkele Bane of Soviets Republic of Darude Sandstorm and Angry Birds Finland Finland-icon.png

    Aland-icon.png ÅlandballCenteralFinland-icon.png Central FinlandballCenteralOstrobothnia-icon.png Central OstrobothniaballKainuu-icon.png KainuuballKymenlaakso-icon.png KymenlaaksoballLapland-icon.png LaplandballNorth Karelia-icon.png North KareliaballNorthern Ostrobothnia-icon.png Northern OstrobothniaballNorthern Savonia-icon.png Northern SavoniaballOstrobothnia-icon.png OstrobothniaballPäijät-Häme-icon.png Päijät-HämeballPirkanmaa-icon.png PirkanmaaballSatakunta-icon.png SatakuntaballSouth Karelia-icon.png South KareliaballSouthern Ostrobothnia-icon.png Southern OstrobothniaballSouthern Savonia-icon.png Southern SavoniaballSouthwest Finland-icon.png Southwest FinlandballTavastia Proper-icon.png Tavastia ProperballUusimaa-icon.png Uusimaaball

    Cities Helsinki-icon.png HelsinkiballMariehamn-icon.png Mariehamnball404-icon.png Poriball
    Former entities 2-icon.png Migrants from East (Prehistoric Europeans)Sami-icon.png SamiballSweden-icon.png Swedish EmpireballRussian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball (Grand Duchy of Finland-icon.png Grand Duchy of Finlandball) • Finland-icon.png Kingdom of Finlandball
    Aland-icon.png Ålandball Aland-icon.png
    Municipalities Aland-icon.png BrändöballEckerö-icon.png EckeröballFinström-icon.png FinströmballFöglö-icon.png FöglöballGeta-icon.png Getaball (Ålandball)Hammarland-icon.png HammarlandballJomala-icon.png JomalaballKökar-icon.png KökarballLemland-icon.png LemlandballLumparland-icon.png LumparlandballMariehamn-icon.png MariehamnballAland-icon.png Saltvikball (Åland)Aland-icon.png SottungaballAland-icon.png Sundball (Åland)Aland-icon.png Vårdöball (Åland)
    Former Entities Kalmar Union-icon.png Kalmar UnionballSweden-icon.png Swedish EmpireballRussian-Empire-icon.png Russian EmpireballFinland-icon.png Kingdom of Finlandball
    Kalmar Union-icon.png BLANDA UPP!!! Nordics STRONK! Long Live Kalmar! Kalmar Union-icon.png
    Countries Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball (Faroe-icon.png FaroeballGreenland-icon.png Greenlandball) • Estonia-icon (Nordic).png EstoniaballFinland-icon.png Finlandball (Aland-icon.png Ålandball)• Iceland-icon.png IcelandballNorway-icon.png Norwayball (Svalbard-icon.png Svalbardball) • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball • (Gotland-icon.png Gotlandball Ladonia-icon.pngLadoniaball) • (Orkney-icon.png OrkneyballShetland-icon.png Shetlandball)
    Historic entities Kalmar Union-icon.png Kalmar UnionballSweden-Norway-icon.png Sweden-NorwayballDenmark-icon.png Denmark-Norwayball
    Cannot into Nordic Estonia-icon.png EstoniaballLatvia-icon.png LatviaballLithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball
    _ There is no evidence that Vikings wore horns on their helmets; this would have been highly impractical in battle. In fact, the image of Vikings wearing horned helmets stems from the scenography of an 1876 production of the Der Ring des Nibelungen opera cycle by Richard Wagner.

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