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    I bless the rains down in Africa!
    — Toto
    We have to believe in African people and allow them to decide their own fate.
    — Pedro Pires
    Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Please spread the word
    — Jamal
    I love Africans, but hold up a second, National Geographic says they're all butt-naked. Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes?
    — Puff Puff Humbert

    I bless the rains down in African Unionball is a place where when every 60 second passes here, a minute passes elsewhere multinational union, which is comprised of almost all the independent sovereigns in the African region. It is based in Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball's clay, and its predecessor Organisation of African Unityball resembling EU-icon.png EUball's model, but is not as cohesive as a union. It is comprised of many different communities merging, resulting in a confusing system of different sub-organizations. It's also seen as kinda useless since it doesn’t care about the reports and outsides of Africa assume it does nothing. Foreigners also say it's a weirdo because of its culture.

    History[edit | edit source]

    Origins[edit | edit source]

    Before the African Union-icon.png African Unionball, African countryballs were gained independence from their British Empire-icon.pngFrance-icon.pngBelgium-icon.pngSpain-icon.pngPortugal-icon.png colonizers. Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball comprised the Casablanca Groupball with these Africanballs: Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball, Algeria-icon.png Algeriaball, Kingdom of Libya.gif Libyaball, Syria-icon.png Egyptball, Mali-icon.png Maliball, Ghana-icon.png Ghanaball, and Guinea-icon.png Guineaball. Liberia-icon.png Liberiaball's Monrovia Groupball was non-radical and moderate, but both groups needed a strong Africa. So after cooperation in 1963, they merged to create the Organisation of African Unity-icon.png Organisation of African Unityball.

    Creation[edit | edit source]

    Organisation of African Unity-icon.png Organisation of African Unityball was influenced by Pan-Africanism, and its job was to protect Africanballs from harm and develop the continent. From the years the organization started to grow stale and outdated.

    Reformation[edit | edit source]

    On July of 2002, the Organisation of African Unity-icon.png Organisation of African Unityball was "reformed" by South Africa-icon.png South Africaball with the help of Muammar Gaddafi-icon.png Gaddafi and replaced by Organisation of African Unity-icon.png African Unionball. This time, it was mewnt to have a model comparable to that of EU-icon.png EUball. The following year AUball summits were created to discuss of the problems the contient has. Later on, Organisation of African Unity-icon.png AUball finally took action in Burundi-icon.png Burundiball's civil war. Two years after, it handed the situation to UN-icon.png UNball.

    At March 25, 2008, it launched an invasion on Comoros-icon.png Comorosball on the island of Anjouan-icon.png Anjouanball after president Mohamed Bacar refused to give up power on the 2007 elections. The next year, it partook plans in Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball's war with the help of Arab League-icon.png Arab Leagueball and NATO-icon.png NATOball to take down slavery against 8-icon.png 8balls. In Gaddafi Libya-icon.png Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball's 2011 crisis, it tried to make peace with rebels which failed horribly.

    Since 2013, AUball intervened in a war between Mozambique-icon.png Mozambiqueball and RENAMO-icon.png opposition as a peacekeeper. But whatever African Union-icon.png African Unionball is aftually effective in securing peace is free to be debeated.

    In 2017, Morocco-icon.png Morocco rejoined African Union-icon.png African Unionball even through Western Sahara-icon.png Sahrawi Republicball is a member.

    In 2019, It launched its work, the African Continental Free Trade Area, allowing all free trade for the African countryballs. All African countryballs had joined except for Eritrea-icon.png little isolated Eritreaball. Due to the Sudanese protests, crisis, and the shooting of dozens of protesters, Sudan-icon.png Sudanball has been suspended from the African Union-icon.png African Unionball. However, Sudan-icon.png Sudanball was admitted back to the African Union-icon.png African Union in September 2019. Unfortunately, the very next year, Mali-icon.png Maliball staged a coup d'etat in August and managed to get himself suspended instead. Guinea-icon.png Guineaball and Sudan-icon.png Sudanball (again) were also both suspended the year after.

    As of after the recent 2022 coup in Burkina Faso-icon.png Burkina Fasoball, it had taken steps with the UN-icon.png UNball to condemn Burkina Faso-icon.png Burkina Fasoball's actions. Some days after, Burkina Faso-icon.png Burkina Fasoball was suspended from the union. This year, Senegal-icon.png Senegalball will into host the 34th AU summit this year to discuss the recent coups and ongoing Coronavirus-icon.png COVID-19 situation.

    Flag Colors[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Grass green 61, 115, 73 C47-M36-Y0-K54 #3D7349
    Saffron 238, 199, 41 C0-M16-Y82-K6 #EEC729
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF

    Current Members[edit | edit source]

    None because USA-icon.png Americans think Africa is just one country.

    • Algeria-icon.png Algeriaball - Was formerly of France, but now it is an independent Arab state with lots of oil and resources.
    • Angola-icon.png Angolaball - Former communist who wants to return the Soviet Union-icon.png Soviet Union. You became famous from that MPLA meme, if I can recallings... UNITA-icon.png DEATH TO THE MPLA! UNITA-icon.png
    • Benin-icon.png Beninball - Dependent on Nigeria-icon.png Nigeria and France-icon.png France for economy, also part Brazilian for a reason. Togo-icon.png Togo has "benin" that city for experience.
    • Botswana-icon.png Botswanaball - Named after its ethnic group, it can into UK-icon.png English language and can into very rich with diamonds.
    • Burkina Faso-icon.png Burkina Fasoball (suspended) - Likes to call itself "the country of worthy people". But if so, why did a coup happen?
    • Burundi-icon.png Burundiball - Aw it is so cute and small. But it is so bad its broke... Don't into drowings plox!!
    • Cape Verde-icon.png Cabo Verdeball - Speaks Portugal-icon.png Portuguese but has Cape Verde-icon.png its own language named Kriolu. Wait... how can you be 44% European??? Also your flag doesn`t look Pan-African.
    • CAR-icon.png Central African Republicball - We sent missions, so please end the war and stop killing Islam-icon.png kebabs!
    • Chad-icon.png Chadball - African Union-icon (tangle).pngI smell a coup...African Union-icon (tangle).png That gigachad meme desert guy in Africa. Its old president was dead and is now being replaced by its son. Its people aren't too happy about it, so we are currently trying to stop the violence. Please stop laying with Virginia-icon.pngWest Virginia-icon.pngVirginia Beach-icon.pngVirginIslands-icon.pngBritish Virgin Islands-icon.pngFrench Virgin Islands-icon.png Virgins and try to stabilize your country.
    • Comoros-icon.png Comorosball - I intervented in 2008 to remove its un-democratic stage. Feel better now?
    • DR Congo-icon.png DR Congoball - The Doctor of Africa.. It is of very big, and has lots of gorillas, but it's sad this region is filled with poverty and wars. I will help you, for you are an African bruddha!
    • Egypt-icon.png Egyptball - Homeland of pyramids and mummies. Thanks for giving exports but can you just end the damn dam conflict with Ethiopia-icon.png My father?
    • Eritrea-icon.png Eritreaball - Stop killing human rights and humans in general! AND JUST APPECT FREE TRADE!!!
    • Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball (founder) - Father. He founded me and I live in its capital city of Addis Abbaba and many members grew inspiration of its flag. But some got tired of it... Why?
    • Gabon-icon.png Gabonball - The least poor in Central Africa, of good HDI!
    • Gambia-icon.png Gambiaball - The smallest member that is not an island, so somehow a cute worm? If you do crazy things again, Senegalball will eat you.
    • Ghana-icon.png Ghanaball (cofounder) - Uncle. He founded me among Ethiopia and South Africa to make the continent of Africa more relevant economically. He also invented Pan-Africanism.
    • Guinea-icon.png Guineaball (supsended) - Another military coup? You know what that means... African Union-icon (tangle).png banchluss... African Union-icon (tangle).png
    • Guinea-Bissau-icon.png Guinea-Bissauball - You were chaos, and was almost suspended. AND STOP WITH THE DRUGS!!!
    • Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball - Can into Lion King, and very nice waterparks! He is the chairman of the EAC-icon.png EACball. I will try to promote peace in your ongoing elections, good luck!
    • Libya-icon.png Libyaball - Chad-icon.png Moussa Faki is watching you since, so for the love of GOD/ALLAH CAN YOU GET A GRIP OF YOURSELF?! And end slavery! Gaddafi Libya = True Libya
    • Mali-icon.png Maliball (suspended) - How many countries are currently in your war now? Shame, you are one of the richest African empires.
    • Mozambique-icon.png Mozambiqueball - CAN INTO GUN!!!! I will protect your natural gas projects from Al Shabaab-icon.png that terrorist.
    • Niger-icon.png Nigerball - USA-icon.png USAball and France-icon.png Franceball are havings hard time fighting off terrorists from its clay YOU DO KNOW YOUR NAME IS SO OFFENSIVE EVEN FOR YOUR OWN STANDARDS?!
    • Rwanda-icon.png Rwandaball - Should had done something against its genocide, but it has recovered since, became a fast-growing country, and is opening airports for us! You lewt the first African women play FIFA sports, and is the model for Africa. You're very successful I see... I like that! But please stop clashing with DR Congo-icon.png DR Congoball.
    • Senegal-icon.png Senegalball - Is upgrading its hospitals so Africans get better aid. In 2026 it will be the first Africanball to host the Olympics. And our chairman is from here. You have nice wrestlers!
    • Seychelles-icon.png Seychellesball - I don`t hear a lot from it, but good Anti-corruption.
    • South Africa-icon.png South Africaball (cofounder) - Other white uncle. Ever since its Union of South Africa-icon.png apatheid years were over, it found me with Ghana and Ethiopia and is one of the most relevant countries in Africa.
    • South Sudan-icon.png South Sudanball - Welcome to the family! I can help you in your civil war.
    • Sudan-icon.png Sudanball (suspended) - Glad you're back to the family! (Coup happens) No, yuo are suspended again.
    • Togo-icon.png Togoball - Wanted "Togo" hang out in the union headquarters, HAHA!!! (Why are you a hereditary dictatorship? Shouldn't you embrace democratic rule?)
    • Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball - We sent help against LRA-icon.png its terrorist rebels. But I AM NOT OF KNOWING DA WAE?!
    • Zambia-icon.png Zambiaball - Tried to into space once but you could into space hoho. Nice Copper and zebras! Anyways what is this "debt trap" from China-icon.png Chinaball I been getting?
    • Zimbabwe-icon.png Zimbabweball - STOP IT WITH THE INFLATION PLOX!!! Kenya was right, I should have given you a timeout for the rigged 2007 election!

    Pillars of the African Unionball[edit | edit source]

    • Arab Maghreb Union-icon.png AMUball (Arab Maghreb Unionball) - Why did yuo go inactive?
    • ECOWAS-icon.png ECOWASball (Economic Community of West African Statesball) - The one that hates coups the most. Good luck on dealing with those.
    • ECCAS-icon.png ECCASball (Economic Community of Central African Statesball)
    • EAC-icon.png EACball (East African Communityball)
    • SADCball (South African Development Communityball)

    Relationships[edit | edit source]

    Friends[edit | edit source]

    • Organisation of African Unity-icon.png Organisation of African Unityball - Father. I also had your flag as official from 2004-2010.
    • EU-icon.png EUball - My Inspiration, but please stop sanctionings my Ethiopia-icon.png creator!
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - Its president pledged to offer vaccines. If anything I think yuor better than USA-icon.png burger because yuo help way more. But don't make us your puppets plox!!! But yay, monies.
    • UN-icon.png UNball - We do peacekeeping together in Darfur-icon.png Darfurball, and took action in Burundi-icon.png Burundiball when I got bored. It helps me a lot.
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - Hosted a conference in 1955 with Egypt-icon.png Ethiopia-icon.png Ghana-icon.png Liberia-icon.png Libya-icon.png Sudan-icon.png a few of my members involed, which led to my origins.
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Why you let Mali-icon.png Maliball bypass sanctions? But still thanks for the weapons and money!!!!! Yeah!!!! Russia-icon.png USA-icon.png China-icon.png Any superpower is good if they help me!
    • USA-icon.png USAball - Helps us in a lot of situations our members get in. A lot of my young Africans are beginning to hate to you though. Also, control your police!
    • ECOWAS-icon.png ECOWASball - One of my children. I didn`t mean to assign you to such a region filled with coups. I`m sorry...
    • Gaddafi Libya-icon.png Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - It was well, Gaddafi, to say the least. I like your support of pan-Africanism, and Gaddafi inspried the African Gen-Z to fight against western imperialism and for African Unity. In fact, many African goverments condemned the stupid NATO-icon.png NATO invasion. RIP, the King you are of real Libya, not Libya-icon.png this child!.

    Netural[edit | edit source]

    • Darfur-icon.png Darfurball - Please calm down with Sudanball, or we'll have to breaking the fight up!
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - Don't know about you, but I heard about yuor treatment of 8-icon.png 8ball! But thanks for wheat, I may of send aid soon.

    Enemies[edit | edit source]

    • LRA-icon.png Lord's Resistance Armyball - HEY!! QUIT TERRORIZING Uganda-icon.png DR Congo-icon.png South Sudan-icon.png CAR-icon.png THESE INNOCENT GUYS!!! REMOVE!!!
    • Boko Haram-icon.png Boko Haramball - Seriously? You had to steal a bunch of schoolgirls?'
    • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - Your friend is already here... SO GET OUT!
    • Somaliland-icon.png Somalilandball - I'm sorry, but none of my members do not recongize yuo (Ethiopia-icon.png except for dad). Go back to your Somalia-icon.png psyhcopathic father.
    • Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball, Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball, Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball & Zabaykalsky-icon.png Zabaykalskyball - IMPOSTORS!!! Red, Yellow, and Green are rightful Pan-African colors from Ethiopia, you of stealings!
    • Coups (Mostly) - NOOOO! This will lead to immediate suspension. (But coups like Sankara`s are good.)

    How to draw[edit | edit source]

    Simply draw the African Union logo in a dark green ball.

    Gallery[edit | edit source]

    References[edit | edit source]

    South Africa-icon.png Apartheid doughnut South Afrika is SOUTH AFRIKA FOREVEAR! South Africa-icon.png
    Provinces and dependencies Western Cape-icon.png Western CapeballNorthern Cape-icon.png Northern CapeballEastern Cape-icon.png Eastern CapeballFree State-icon (South Africa).png Free StateballKwaZulu-Natal-icon.png KwaZulu-NatalballGauteng-icon.png GautengballNorthwest-icon (South Africa).png NorthwestballLimpopo-icon.png LimpopoballMpumalanga-icon.png MpumalangaballRobben Island-icon.png Robben IslandballSouth African Antarctica-icon.png Marion Islandball
    Capitals Pretoria-icon.png PretoriaballBloemfontein-icon.png BloemfonteinballCape Town-icon.png Cape TownballJohannesburg-icon.png Johannesburgball
    Former entities 8-icon.png 8ballKingdom of Zimbabwe-icon.png Kingdom of MapungubweballDutch East Indies-icon.png Dutch Cape ColonyballZulu-icon.png NdwandweballNatalia Republic-icon.png Natalia RepublicballGriqualand West-icon.png Griqualand WestballGriqualand East-icon.png Griqualand EastballGoshen-icon.png GoshenballStellaland-icon.png StellalandballGerman South-West Africa-icon.png UpingtoniaballNieuwe Republiek-icon.png Nieuwe RepubliekballSouth African Republic-icon.png Klein VrystaatballZulu Kingdom-icon.png Zulu KingdomballOrange Free State-icon.png Orange Free StateballSouth African Republic-icon.png TransvaalballColony of Natal-icon.png Colony of NatalballCape Colony-icon.png Cape ColonyballBritish Transvaal-icon.png British TransvaalballUnion of South Africa-icon.png Union of South AfricaballUnion of South Africa-icon.png Bantustanballs
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