African Unionball

African Unionball : Umoja wa Afrikampira : كرة الاتحاد الافريقي : Union Africaineballe : የአፍሪካ ህብረትኳስ : União Africanabola : Unión Africanabola: ⵟⴷⵓⴽⵍⵉ ⵜⴰⴼⵔⵉⵇⵉⵜⵜⴰⴽⵓⵔⵜṬdukli Tafriqittakurt: ሕብረት ኣፍሪቃኩዕሶ: Midowga Afrikakubad
←    9 July 2002 - Present
HA take that EU, AU is much better then scum EU!!!
General information
Government	Organization
Personality	AU is conservative for African traditions and spiritual, and tends to be protective of its members, and it has a fetish for the colors Red Green, Black, and Yellow,
Language	Arabic (17%) English (13%) French (11.5%) Swahili (10%) Hausa (5%) Portuguese, Spanish, Afrikaans, and many other african languages (43.5%)
Type	Continental unionball
Capital	Addis Abababall
Religion	Christianity Islam African Tribals Hinduism
Relations and opinions
Friends	Mostly everyone, but especially: My role model Father Co-founders Plz come back Economic partner Sometimes cool UNball Real country Nigeriaball Cairo Metro is Opened? Right? Even though a lot of my members don't approve of your observer status (mostly)
Enemies	Moroccoball (until 2017, sometimes now) Maliball (since 2020) Guineaball Really again? Why no free trade? Chadball (sometimes) Burkina Fasoball REMOVE PIRACY (sometimes) IT IS AN ATHEIST NOT A MUSLIM MORE TERRORISTS Pan-African color stealers Fake country
Likes	Blessing The Rains Down In Africa, money, freedom, tradition, science, animals, oil, industry, donations, equality, pan-Africanism and pan-Africanists such as Nelson Mandela, Muammar al-Qaddafi, Thomas Sankara, Patrice Lumumba & Kwame Nkrumah, peacekeeping, the African Continental Free Trade Area, Big man Tyrone, Toto, Africa, Cady Heron from Mean Girls, social networks and having the fastest growing population rate
Dislikes	COUPS!!!!!!, Being the world's poorest continent. It gets better every day thoughbut is still plagued with ebola, civil wars, natural disasters, and Terrorism . It also hates slavery, colonialism, Covid-19, King Leopold II, LGBT (except for some members), racism and derogatory stereotypes about its members and being a Chinese protectorate in 2050.
Historical information
Preceded by	Organisation of African Unityball
Is of importants
Can into space?	Some countryballs can...
Börk	Africa Africa
Food	Have you tried African food? Neither have they!
Status
UVUVWEVWE ONYETENYEVWE UGWEMUBWEM OSSAS!
Notes
AFRICA STRONK!! AFRICA WILL SHOW SMELLY EUROPE AND AMERICA THAT CALL AFRICA POOR AND BACKWARD SHITHOLE!!!

“	I bless the rains down in Africa!	”
	— Toto

“	We have to believe in African people and allow them to decide their own fate.	”
	— Pedro Pires

“	Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Please spread the word	”
	— Jamal

“	I love Africans, but hold up a second, National Geographic says they're all butt-naked. Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes?	”
	— Puff Puff Humbert

I bless the rains down in African Unionball is a place where when every 60 second passes here, a minute passes elsewhere multinational union, which is comprised of almost all the independent sovereigns in the African region. It is based in Ethiopiaball's clay, and its predecessor Organisation of African Unityball resembling EUball's model, but is not as cohesive as a union. It is comprised of many different communities merging, resulting in a confusing system of different sub-organizations. It's also seen as kinda useless since it doesn’t care about the reports and outsides of Africa assume it does nothing. Foreigners also say it's a weirdo because of its culture.

History

Origins

Before the African Unionball, African countryballs were gained independence from their colonizers. Moroccoball comprised the Casablanca Groupball with these Africanballs: Moroccoball, Algeriaball, Libyaball, Egyptball, Maliball, Ghanaball, and Guineaball. Liberiaball's Monrovia Groupball was non-radical and moderate, but both groups needed a strong Africa. So after cooperation in 1963, they merged to create the Organisation of African Unityball.

Creation

Organisation of African Unityball was influenced by Pan-Africanism, and its job was to protect Africanballs from harm and develop the continent. From the years the organization started to grow stale and outdated.

Reformation

On July of 2002, the Organisation of African Unityball was "reformed" by South Africaball with the help of Gaddafi and replaced by African Unionball. This time, it was mewnt to have a model comparable to that of EUball. The following year AUball summits were created to discuss of the problems the contient has. Later on, AUball finally took action in Burundiball's civil war. Two years after, it handed the situation to UNball.

At March 25, 2008, it launched an invasion on Comorosball on the island of Anjouanball after president Mohamed Bacar refused to give up power on the 2007 elections. The next year, it partook plans in Somaliaball's war with the help of Arab Leagueball and NATOball to take down slavery against 8balls. In Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball's 2011 crisis, it tried to make peace with rebels which failed horribly.

Since 2013, AUball intervened in a war between Mozambiqueball and opposition as a peacekeeper. But whatever African Unionball is aftually effective in securing peace is free to be debeated.

In 2017, Morocco rejoined African Unionball even through Sahrawi Republicball is a member.

In 2019, It launched its work, the African Continental Free Trade Area, allowing all free trade for the African countryballs. All African countryballs had joined except for little isolated Eritreaball. Due to the Sudanese protests, crisis, and the shooting of dozens of protesters, Sudanball has been suspended from the African Unionball. However, Sudanball was admitted back to the African Union in September 2019. Unfortunately, the very next year, Maliball staged a coup d'etat in August and managed to get himself suspended instead. Guineaball and Sudanball (again) were also both suspended the year after.

As of after the recent 2022 coup in Burkina Fasoball, it had taken steps with the UNball to condemn Burkina Fasoball's actions. Some days after, Burkina Fasoball was suspended from the union. This year, Senegalball will into host the 34th AU summit this year to discuss the recent coups and ongoing COVID-19 situation.

Flag Colors

Color Name		RGB	CMYK	HEX
	Grass green	61, 115, 73	C47-M36-Y0-K54	#3D7349
	Saffron	238, 199, 41	C0-M16-Y82-K6	#EEC729
	White	255, 255, 255	N/A	#FFFFFF

Current Members

None because Americans think Africa is just one country.

• Algeriaball - Was formerly of France, but now it is an independent Arab state with lots of oil and resources.

• Angolaball - Former communist who wants to return the Soviet Union. You became famous from that MPLA meme, if I can recallings... DEATH TO THE MPLA!

• Beninball - Dependent on Nigeria and France for economy, also part Brazilian for a reason. Togo has "benin" that city for experience.

• Botswanaball - Named after its ethnic group, it can into English language and can into very rich with diamonds.

• Burkina Fasoball (suspended) - Likes to call itself "the country of worthy people". But if so, why did a coup happen?

• Burundiball - Aw it is so cute and small. But it is so bad its broke... Don't into drowings plox!!

• Cameroonball - The home of great leader of Kekistan, Big man Tyrone!!! How's the conflict with Ambazoniaball?

• Cabo Verdeball - Speaks Portuguese but has its own language named Kriolu. Wait... how can you be 44% European??? Also your flag doesn`t look Pan-African.
• Central African Republicball - We sent missions, so please end the war and stop killing kebabs!

• Chadball - I smell a coup... That gigachad meme desert guy in Africa. Its old president was dead and is now being replaced by its son. Its people aren't too happy about it, so we are currently trying to stop the violence. Please stop laying with Virgins and try to stabilize your country.

• Comorosball - I intervented in 2008 to remove its un-democratic stage. Feel better now?
• DR Congoball - The Doctor of Africa.. It is of very big, and has lots of gorillas, but it's sad this region is filled with poverty and wars. I will help you, for you are an African bruddha!

• Rep. of Congoball - Aren't you the other Congo?

• Djiboutiball - ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

• Egyptball - Homeland of pyramids and mummies. Thanks for giving exports but can you just end the damn dam conflict with My father?

• eSwatiniball - Absolute monarchy that changed its name some time ago. South Africaball will swallow yuo soon...

• Equatorial Guineaball - Stop being like Eritreaball! You havings so much potenial as a rich country, and you of choosing to have Totalitarian government?

• Eritreaball - Stop killing human rights and humans in general! AND JUST APPECT FREE TRADE!!!

• Ethiopiaball (founder) - Father. He founded me and I live in its capital city of Addis Abbaba and many members grew inspiration of its flag. But some got tired of it... Why?

• Gabonball - The least poor in Central Africa, of good HDI!

• Gambiaball - The smallest member that is not an island, so somehow a cute worm? If you do crazy things again, Senegalball will eat you.

• Ghanaball (cofounder) - Uncle. He founded me among Ethiopia and South Africa to make the continent of Africa more relevant economically. He also invented Pan-Africanism.

• Guineaball (supsended) - Another military coup? You know what that means... banchluss...

• Guinea-Bissauball - You were chaos, and was almost suspended. AND STOP WITH THE DRUGS!!!

• Ivory Coastball - Why you not like the name "Ivory Coastball"?

• Kenyaball - Can into Lion King, and very nice waterparks! He is the chairman of the EACball. I will try to promote peace in your ongoing elections, good luck!

• Lesothoball - Another enclave father South Africa also wants to anschluss.
• Liberiaball - Burger Jr. ECOWASball helped it in the 1999 war.

• Libyaball - Moussa Faki is watching you since, so for the love of GOD/ALLAH CAN YOU GET A GRIP OF YOURSELF?! And end slavery! Gaddafi Libya = True Libya

• Madagascarball - I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!!!

• Malawiball

• Maliball (suspended) - How many countries are currently in your war now? Shame, you are one of the richest African empires.

• Mauritaniaball - He has such a creepy smile! He's one scary dude!

• Mauritiusball - Has a weird religion. Proud of your democracy.

• Moroccoball - European wannabe. Why you hate being one of us? Stop Killing Western Saharaball!

• Mozambiqueball - CAN INTO GUN!!!! I will protect your natural gas projects from that terrorist.

• Namibiaball -

• Nigerball - USAball and Franceball are havings hard time fighting off terrorists from its clay YOU DO KNOW YOUR NAME IS SO OFFENSIVE EVEN FOR YOUR OWN STANDARDS?!

• Nigeriaball - Is of into very rich by scamming people and it is one of the major peacekeepers in the contient, as it is the manager of the Ecomonic Community of West African States. You can into Jollof rice, hacking, and lots of monies and oil!

• Rwandaball - Should had done something against its genocide, but it has recovered since, became a fast-growing country, and is opening airports for us! You lewt the first African women play FIFA sports, and is the model for Africa. You're very successful I see... I like that! But please stop clashing with DR Congoball.

• Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republicball (also called Western Saharaball) - Don't worry, we will all protect you from that european wannabe.

• São Tomé and Príncipeball - Irrevleant island clay who had presidential elections.

• Senegalball - Is upgrading its hospitals so Africans get better aid. In 2026 it will be the first Africanball to host the Olympics. And our chairman is from here. You have nice wrestlers!

• Seychellesball - I don`t hear a lot from it, but good Anti-corruption.

• Sierra Leoneball

• Somaliaball - Is 2O+ years of war not enough?

• South Africaball (cofounder) - Other white uncle. Ever since its apatheid years were over, it found me with Ghana and Ethiopia and is one of the most relevant countries in Africa.

• South Sudanball - Welcome to the family! I can help you in your civil war.

• Sudanball (suspended) - Glad you're back to the family! (Coup happens) No, yuo are suspended again.

• Tanzaniaball - Was formerly Tanganyikaball until it merged with its sister. Also can into Lion King and East African Community.

• Togoball - Wanted "Togo" hang out in the union headquarters, HAHA!!! (Why are you a hereditary dictatorship? Shouldn't you embrace democratic rule?)

• Tunisiaball - Has an amusement park named after its ancestor. Having protesters about COVID-19.

• Ugandaball - We sent help against its terrorist rebels. But I AM NOT OF KNOWING DA WAE?!

• Zambiaball - Tried to into space once but you could into space hoho. Nice Copper and zebras! Anyways what is this "debt trap" from Chinaball I been getting?

• Zimbabweball - STOP IT WITH THE INFLATION PLOX!!! Kenya was right, I should have given you a timeout for the rigged 2007 election!

Pillars of the African Unionball

• AMUball (Arab Maghreb Unionball) - Why did yuo go inactive?
• ECOWASball (Economic Community of West African Statesball) - The one that hates coups the most. Good luck on dealing with those.
• ECCASball (Economic Community of Central African Statesball)
• EACball (East African Communityball)
• SADCball (South African Development Communityball)

Relationships

Friends

• Organisation of African Unityball - Father. I also had your flag as official from 2004-2010.
• EUball - My Inspiration, but please stop sanctionings my creator!
• Chinaball - Its president pledged to offer vaccines. If anything I think yuor better than burger because yuo help way more. But don't make us your puppets plox!!! But yay, monies.
• UNball - We do peacekeeping together in Darfurball, and took action in Burundiball when I got bored. It helps me a lot.
• Indonesiaball - Hosted a conference in 1955 with a few of my members involed, which led to my origins.
• Russiaball - Why you let Maliball bypass sanctions? But still thanks for the weapons and money!!!!! Yeah!!!! Any superpower is good if they help me!
• USAball - Helps us in a lot of situations our members get in. A lot of my young Africans are beginning to hate to you though. Also, control your police!
• ECOWASball - One of my children. I didn`t mean to assign you to such a region filled with coups. I`m sorry...
• Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - It was well, Gaddafi, to say the least. I like your support of pan-Africanism, and Gaddafi inspried the African Gen-Z to fight against western imperialism and for African Unity. In fact, many African goverments condemned the stupid NATO invasion. RIP, the King you are of real Libya, not this child!.

Netural

• Darfurball - Please calm down with Sudanball, or we'll have to breaking the fight up!
• Ukraineball - Don't know about you, but I heard about yuor treatment of 8ball! But thanks for wheat, I may of send aid soon.

Enemies

• Lord's Resistance Armyball - HEY!! QUIT TERRORIZING THESE INNOCENT GUYS!!! REMOVE!!!
• Boko Haramball - Seriously? You had to steal a bunch of schoolgirls?'
• ISISball - Your friend is already here... SO GET OUT!
• Somalilandball - I'm sorry, but none of my members do not recongize yuo ( except for dad). Go back to your psyhcopathic father.
• Myanmarball, Lithuaniaball, Boliviaball & Zabaykalskyball - IMPOSTORS!!! Red, Yellow, and Green are rightful Pan-African colors from Ethiopia, you of stealings!
• Coups (Mostly) - NOOOO! This will lead to immediate suspension. (But coups like Sankara`s are good.)

How to draw

Simply draw the African Union logo in a dark green ball.

Gallery

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