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    Боже правде, ти што спасе
    од пропасти досад нас/Bože pravde, ti što spase
    od propasti dosad nas
     
    Serbiaball about to sing its anthem
    УКЛОНИТЕ КЕБАБА ИЗ ПРОСТОРИЈЕ! (REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES!)
     
    Serbiaball's catchphrase
    If you play good attack, you win the game, but, if you play good defence you win championships.
     
    — Željko Obradovič
    Life is complicated. I've killed people, smuggled people, sold people. Perhaps here, things will be different.
     
    — Niko Bellic from Grand Theft Auto IV, who is Serbian himself

    Serbian dancing lady Siberiaball, officially Republic of Serbiaball, is a kebab remover in Europe a landlocked countryball whose clay is situated on the Balkan Peninsula in Southeast Europe. They have borders with Bosnia and Herzegovinaball, Croatiaball, and Montenegroball to the west, Bulgariaball and Romaniaball to the east, Hungaryball to the north, Albaniaball, Kosovoball (if one recognises them) and North Macedoniaball to the south. The countryball is divided into 29 districtballs, two autonomous provinceballs being Vojvodinaball and Kosovoball (de jure), as well as the capital Belgradeball, giving him a total area of 29,913 sq mi (34,116 square miles if you include Kosovoball). As of 2011, he maintains a population of about 7.261 million inhabitants (If you don't include Kosovoball).

    Due to having close ties with their cousin, Russiaball, Serbiaball has become an observer of CSTOball, and is basically a member of the Danube Commission, along with being a member of OSCEball and CEFTAball. They have refused to join NATOball however, after they bombed them, and also can't join the EUball until they recognize Kosovoball. Serbiaball can into tennis but not into Australiaball as Novak Djokovic is from his clay.

    Serbiaball is often seen as a very violent and aggressive countryball. Though he may act aggressive, he is really just a sad, poor countryball who has lost almost everything and everyone from the days of Yugoslaviaball, which is why he doesn't want to lose Kosovoball.

    His national day is on Februrary 15.

    History (историја)

    Early History

    Serbiaball was born a 2ball like all European countryballs and was in Southeastern Europe with other countryballs.

    In the 7th century, Slavsball ancestors of Serbiaball arrived in what is now Serbiaball's clay. In 768, Serbiaball was born for the first time.

    Middle Ages

    Serbiaball was split into four small countryballs: Dukljaball, Zachlumiaball, Travunijaball and Raškaball (administrative). Later, Serbiaball was a small kingdomball in the Balkans at the time.

    In 9th century, he converted to Christianity. In the 13th century, he became a vassal of Byzantineball. The 13th and 14th centuries were a golden age for Serbiaball. He was sort of an innocent countryball back then. He was under Nemanjić dynasty. In 1331, Stefan Dušan Silni ruled Serbiaballs and their clay and he was great emperor. He made Serbiaball great until Uroš Nejaki came. He was the worst emperor, so the empireball broke up when he ruled.

    But this would soon end when in the late 14th century when kebab invaded the Balkans. Serbiaball lost 70k remover against kebab in the Marica River in 1371, then at Kosovoball in 1389 it was inconclusive, but then defeated at the city of Smederevoball in 1459 and finally at Belgradeball in 1521. Serbiaball swore to take revenge. This is when Serbiaball first starts hating kebab.

    During the invasion Wallachiaball was of helping me defend, even if we failed, thanks bro, never forget!

    While being under kebab domination, he rebelled in 1594 but was defeated, then again in 1683 but was also defeated, then in 1804 but it only lasted for some time and in 1812 they were finally defeated, then in 1815 and this time, kebab gave Serbiaball some autonomy.

    Modern Times

    In 1878, Serbiaball became independent REMOVE KEBAB!!! and became a kingdomball in 1882.

    In 1913, he removed kebab for good from Balkans not really with the help of Kingdom of Montenegroball, Greeceball, and Bulgariaball.

    But then they couldn't agree on the new borders, so he with Greeceball and Romaniaball fought and defeated Bulgariaball. A sad moment for the nations of Balkans indeed (sorry bro).

    Serbiaball's history in a nutshell: REMOVE KEBAB!

    How WW1 Started

    Franz Ferdinand (the Austro-Hungarian Archduke) was visiting Sarajevoball in 1914. A Serb known as Gavrilo Princip and the group he was a part of (The Black Hand) was ready to do crap on Austro-Hungarianballs and he killed Franz. Austria-Hungaryballs was however planning to take over Serbian clay anyways, and sent an ultimatum that was impossible for Serbiaball to agree upon as it would make them into a nation of slaves. They didn't agree so Franz got so mad, that they used this as an approval and of invaded Serbiaball. Russiaball was a friend of Serbiaball, so they helped Serbiaball, but Germanyball was a friend of Austria-Hungaryball, Franceball was also a friend of Russiaball, Montenegroball was a friend of Serbiaball, Germany attacked Belgiumball's clay, but UKball a was friend of Belgiumball, Bulgarianballs and Ottomans were friends of Germanyball, USAball, Japanball and Portugalball were friends of UKball and Italyball was rival of Austriaball and Romaniaball and Greeceball were friends of Serbiaball. And all that crap that is how WW1 started.

    After this he anschlused a few territories of Austria-Hungaryball and created the State of Serbs, Croats and Slovenesball and also anschlused Kingdom of Montenegroball and that created Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball. This was all a great period of time for Serbianballs then and today.

    Yugoslaviaball

    Serbiaball was a part of The Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball, with his brothers Sloveniaball, Croatiaball, Bosnia and Herzegovinaball, Macedoniaball , Montenegroball and two autonomous provinces: Kosovoball and Vojvodinaball.

    At first it was a kingdomball but then Nazi Germanyball invaded it.

    After World War 2, Yugoslaviaball became communist. It was all of goods and nice until of death of Tito.

    Serbiaball wanted to turn SFR Yugoslaviaball into a Greater Serbiaball because Slobodan Milosevic, the current leader of SR Serbiaball at the time, was a nationalist and so were the leaders of SR Croatiaball and SR Bosniaball since Croatiaball wanted to be free again and Bosniaball was of willingly to join if also became free. So of wars between Croatiaball, Serbiaball, Bosnia and Herzegovinaball broke out. They let Sloveniaball leave because they of realizings that its better to havings of independent ally than violent separatist. NATOball even invaded the body of Yugoslaviaball and helped to free the absorbed siblings of Serbiaball. And oh yeah, and somehow Macedoniaball got its independence without any blood spilled. This caused Yugoslaviaball gradually to regress back to ... Kid Buu Serbia and Montenegroball.

    However, with the Badinter Commission accepted in 1991 and the succession is of signed in 2001 in Viennaball, Serbia and Montenegroball is actually of a new nation rather than a direct successor of the old SFR Yugoslaviaball.

    As said before, after the Yugoslav Wars, Serbiaball and Montenegroball became Serbia and Montenegroball, then Montenegroball left him in 2006.

    But today Serbiaball is a peaceful countryball and might join EUball in 2026. And he is trying to forget the past.

    In 2013, Both Serbiaball and Kosovoball signed the Brussels Agreement to stabilize each other's relations, although highly unsuccessful despite the dispute and Serbiaball not recognizing Kosovoball as a independent country. The Problem is still ongoing till this day to which in 2022, tensions began very very bad...

    In 2017, Aleksandar Vucic was elected for President of Serbia.


    Flag Colors

    Main Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Flush Mahogany 199, 54, 61 C0-M73-Y69-K22 #C7363D
    Dark Cerulean 12, 64, 119 C90-M46-Y0-K53 #0C4077
    White 255 ,255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF


    Emblem Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Macaroni and Cheese 237, 185, 46 C0-M22-Y81-K7 #EDB92E
    Flush Mahogany 199, 54, 61 C0-M73-Y69-K22 #C7363D
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF


    Relationships

    Friends (пријатељи)

    • Алжир - Just like Tunisiaball, we can into friends.
    • Јерменија - We both wish to kill kebab, restore glorious Constantinople, and hate kebab. (Plox don't recognize Kosovo).
      • : What! I hate Kosovo even more.
    • Бразил - Goddammit you made me get eliminated.... But I gotta admit, Paulinho, Neymar are indeed strong. But why do you want to remove my friend, Venezuelaball? He is a good South American friend just like you. He also doesn't recognize Kosovoball. Thank you!
    • Бугарска- Former enemy. But we both are Orthodox and we are Slavic and we are getting better relationships. BUT STOP RECOGNIZING KOSOVO!!!
    • Бурунди - Has revoked recognition of Kosovo. Now that he is allied with My bro and he will oppose all Kosovo resolutions.
    • Византијско Царство - You made me great, my years under you were one of the best years in my life, then the kebab plague came and removed you, kebab will face of justice! I will of avenge you!
    • Кина - China is the best country ever! He introduced vaccinations to my clay and now I am down to use it for humanity purposes. We are the best allies ever.
    • Грчка - We are both orthodox christian and both hate kebab. Greece is also my best friend. You helping me in every war. You also don't recognize Kosovo as well, good friend! Also, happy 200th birthday 🎂 to you!!!!!
    • Гвинеја Бисао - Another good African friend who will vote against Kosovo Resolutions.
    • Индија - He's a good friend of mine so I like him. BUT WHY YOU HATE CHINA??
    • Иран - A nice friend which hates Turkey. Sometimes I gave him Weapons and gibs Money, thank you for not recognizing Kosovoball!
    • Ирак - You don't recognize Fake Country and also was on my side when Devil NATOball attacked me. We both suffered those bombings.
    • Јамајка - A very good friend of mine. Thanks for not recogizing this disgusting fake country. You are the best Carribean Island ever!!!
    • Курдистан - He wants to remove kebab, he wanted to have his own country and is oppressed by Turkeyball and many more kebabs. You have my support friendski!
    • Либан - He doesn't recognize Kosovoball.
    • Војводина - My son. He's basically very better than that damn fake country. You have great paprika and goulash who I think he stole it from that barbarian.
    • Мали - One of my best friend in Africa. He said that he strongly supports me in Kosovo situation!
    • Мексико - My good taco friend in North America. Even though he is close to America he and his people strongly supported me and hates Kosovo!! I like you very much.
    • Мјанмар - An asian friend of mine who supports me against Kosovo!
    • Покрет Несврстаних - This group was founded by my Parent. I'm now an observer of it. Yah!!!
    • Северна Македонија - Brother, Your Orthodox church is Serbian, and he supports kebab which I got pissed off about him. At least he hates other kebabs. But Why is your flag similar to the Japanese flag? And again, why are you joining NATOball?
    • Палестина - A pretty much of a good friend. I have supported him since the days of my parent. I support him because he does not recognize Kosovo's independence, so I love him.
    • Газа - Same as above. Free Gaza!!
    • Пољска - Good Slavic brother who really likes me, my culture and have really similar history. Although He may recognize Kosovoball, but he felt bad about it, so we are fine.
    • Румунија - My best friend, he really understand me. (Even if he's in NATO now and hates Russia, still, we get along very well) We're both Orthodox and into removing Kebab, we both hate Big Kebab and , the he's also the only neighbor I never got into fight with. Sometimes, He likes dancing like me even if he's Latin. He also doesn't recognise fake country. Oh, and by the way, I'll never forget when you were on my side when NATO attacked me!
    • Русија - Slavic Brothers. We're both orthodox. He also helps me sometimes when I'm in trouble. WE ARE INSEPARABLE!! Nas i Rusa - 300 miliona, a bez Rusa – pola kamiona!
    • Шкотска - Although you're Britain's clay, but We're friends because at that time in WW1, a lot of nurses from his clay came to Serbia to heal our soldiers, we even have a street named after one of their nurses.11/12/2020 NEVER FORGET!!!!!!!!
    • Словачка - They wish to kill Goulash (northern Kebab), he hates Hungaryball, but I'm neutral on him.
    • Шпанија - I know how it feels, Друже. I don't recognize Catalonia's independence. Thanks for not recognizing Kosovo!
    • Република Српска - Nephew who want to join me.
    • Јужни Судан - Anti Imperialist country who hates Kosovoball.
    • Тунис - He doesn't recognise Kosovo, we both into friendship. I heard Saudi Arabia hates you.
    • Венецуела - Good friend! I do many donations for him. But I don't know what's going on right now on his clay! :(
    • Уганда - He is like me in Africa. We both hatings Kosovoball and Albaniaball. I also like to remove Homosex. Teach me how to remove gays!
    • Мадагаскар - You withdrew the recognition of Kosovoball to me! Thanks!
    • Италија - Our ancestors were very strong and my people live inside you as my descent, thank you for putting my orthodox churches and you strongly support me.
    • Индонезија - your is of good friend of My parent!! remember when my parent and you create a neutral alliances not supporting east and west?? Thanks for not reocognizing Fake country.
    • Северна Кореја - We both hate faker and ISIS. Good friend!
    • Мароко - You're a friendly kebab, but why are you friends with pirate? But he doesn't recognize Kosovo which is good. And in return I support his autonomy plan.
    • Египат - He's chill and we have diplomatic relations, he has an embassy in Belgrade, and I have mine in Cairo.
    • Вијетнам - Thanks for not recognizing the fake country, but why you're of friend with kebab?

    Neutral (неутрално)

    • Јужна Кореја - Although Kosovo recognized independence, diplomatic ties were not established.
    • Холандија - Recognizes Kosovo and dislikes me!!
    • Словенија - Sister. Your culture is amazing and i give you almost all of my products to you. Why do you want into be Germanic? Also why do people think you have femboys in your country?
    • Летонија - The only baltic country that is atleast friendly and cooperates with me. I like your potatoes and i give you my infrastucture. But stop recognizing Kosovo!!
    • Чешка - He's quite drunk and he is the main exporter and a trading partner aswell. He surely loves my ideas alot! Hold on, are you saying you're the reason why you put one of your politicians to establish a Illegitimate country to my brother? HOW DARE YOU?!
    • Ватикан - The Pope, supported his religion and my medieval kings were converted into Catholicism by crowning them. Eh, I like Orthodox Christian better. Thanks for withholding recognition of Fake country.
    • Луксембург - You recognize that fake country, My people just visit their clay also You likings My Prime Minister Brnabić.
    • Норвешка - Same as Sweden but you let my people work into you. ALAN WALKER STRONK!!
    • Шведска - Although he recognizes Kosovo, but he's the only Nordic country I like. PEWDIEPIE STRONK!!
    • Аустрија - He doesn't hate me anymore. Now he can into having many Serbs and I can into many Austrians working.
    • Босна и Херцеговина - I give you all of my products and supplies to you. You're honestly not a bad person since my minority in your country is hanging out in very decent conditions. Im sorry for the Bosnian War. Can you at least calm down over Milorad Dodik? He did nothing to you at all.
    • Кувајт - We are on good terms, and we both have same currency which is the dinar, but stop recognizing Fake Country plox. But hey at least you are better than Saudi puppet and we both support Palestineball.
    • Финска - Pretty much a antisocial country that i've seen. He gaves me alot of good infrastructure but he hates my big brother much for invading him in 1940.
    • Бахрен - Even though you recognize Косово I recently deported one of your dissidents so our relations may be better in the future?
    • Естонија - The only reason why i put you in this category because, you're a major ally of that fake country, which i really don't like at all. Hey, atleast i give you supplies and one of my culture in you. I want you and Russiaball to cooperate with each other and not cause alot of trouble.
    • Турска - If we get rid of the memes, I don't hate him. Even tho he is kebab and recognizes  Kosovoball, you said sorry for conquering. We can into support each other! Remove kebabs!
    • Вануату - It may recognize Kosovoball, but stop supporting your Friend.
    • Мађарска - Man, he's better friend than I thought. He can into making me happy. I can speak Hungarian throughout Vojvodina. But he supports that fake country!!
    • Малезија - Recognizes Kosovoball, hates me removing kebab. At least I'm not in a ban list from entering your clay. Maybe soon we can be friends??
    • Филипини - He has a consulate in my clay! We both established diplomatic relations in 1972! But you are a former colony of bomber and fake country recognizer. But hey they’re both good with me now. Plox don't recognize traitor.
    • Украјина - Slavic brother who's relations are relatively very good. Thanks for not recognizing that fake country as independent. I voted against condemning the invasion because i don't want any sort of wars. This is why I wont sanction Russiaball, even in real life. I'll be silent.
    • Швајцарска - I don't mind you and I love your chocolate but I really hate how those two football players, especially Granit Xhaka and Xherdan Shaqiri (both from my seperatist southern province) celebrated their goals with an Albanian eagle gesture. Remove Xhaka and Shaqiri! Also rivals in tennis. Remove Federer!
    • Црна Гора - HOW DARE YOU RECOGNIZE Kosovo , you stupid Albanian puppet!! I don't even understand what are you trying to do anymore, you first separated away from me back in 2006 and then you joined NATO in 2017. STOP BREAKING THE SERBIAN HERRITAGE, LITTLE BROTHER!!! Atleast you're fighting against Djukanovic and then improve relations with me. And stop denying that you are Serb! CRNA GORA JE SRBIJA
    • Ирска - Sorry, who are you again? I only heard that you have Wisky and other drinks.
    • Канада - We both established embassies and he gaved me a Consultate-General. There are also a lot of Serbs living in his clay, but he was one of the NATO members to bombed me. :( Outside of the politics, my people likes him. What's that? Your brother forced you to recognize Kosovo?

    Enemies (непријатељи)

    WORST ENEMIES EVER! (НАЈВЕЋИ НЕПРИЈАТЕЉИ ИКАД!)

    • Османско Царство - OH, SO YOU ARE OF THE WORST KEBAB IN EXISTENCE!!! YOU ARE THE MAIN REASON WHY YOU CAUSED ME TO REMOVE KEBAB!!! YOU CONQUERED ALL OF MY CLAYS AND I WAS ALMOST LOST TO HISTORY BECAUSE OF YOUR FUCKING GREEDY CONQUESTS!!! REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!!
    • Независна Држава Хрватска - ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL, PAVELIC!! NEVER FORGET THE GENOCIDE YOU HAVE DONE IN 1941!!!
    • Либија - OK FIRST OF ALL, YOU REMOVED MY EMBASSY IN UR CAPITAL BECAUSE OF WHAT?? ALSO YOU RECOGNIZED KOSOVO BECAUSE OF DEMOCRACY?? FUCK YOU!! I RECOGNIZE GADDAFI AS THE TRUE LEADER OF LIBYA, NOT YOU!! REMOVEEEEE!!!
    • Белгија - DISGRACE!!! YOU ARE THE MOST ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN!! YOU DENY US FOR ACCESSION IN THE EUROPEAN UNION, YOU STILL MAKE LIES ABOUT US BEING WARCRIMINALS AND A STRONG SUPPORTER OF THAT FAKE COUNTRY WHILE YOU COMMITED ATROCITIES IN CONGO!!! REMOVE WAFFLES AND FRIES!!!!
    • Косово - YOU'RE A MURDERER, A GENOCIDER AND A TRAITOR TO THE SERBIAN HERRITAGE!!! I GAVED YOU AUTONOMY, I GAVED EVERYTHING THAT YOU BASICALLY WISHED BUT NOW YOU CHOSE TO SEPARATE AWAY FROM ME?! YOU WON'T GET INDEPENDENCE EVER!! YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MANY COUNTRIES HATE YOU AND ALBANIABALL AS WELL!!! DID I ALSO FORGOT TO MENTION THAT YOU PUT MY PEOPLE IN THE YELLOW HOUSE AND SOLD THEIR ORGANS TO THE BLACK MARKET?! GLAD THAT YOU WON'T GET INDEPENDENT EVER!! OVER HALF OF THE WORLD DOES NOT RECOGNIZE YOU!!! STOP TRYING TO MAKE THINGS WORSE!! OH AND ANOTHER THING. BANNING LICENSE PLATES DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY, YOU'RE TRYING TO EXPULSE MY SERB POPULATION AWAY FROM YOUR FAKE COUNTRY!! YOU'RE TURNING CHURCHES INTO MOSQUES!!! STOP TRYING TO ERASE THE PAST AND GIVING TENSIONS ASWELL AS STOP BREAKING THE BRUSSELS AGREEMENT!!! Or else I'll go into your country and I'll annex you slowly and painfully...
    • Гипси - STOP STEALING MY STUFFS YOU DIRTY CIGANE SHIT! GO BACK TO INDIA OR TURKEY OR WHATEVER! REMOVE GYPSIES!!!! or else...

    How to Draw Serbiaball

    To draw Serbiaball start with a normal ball. Add a red block to the top, a blue block in the center and leave the bottom white. Then find Serbia's Coat of Arms. Draw this as the left eye (Looking Straight On) then add the straps to form an eyepatch. Now add his other eye and you are finished!

    If you wish you can also add a Beret and accordion if you wish for him to wear the Dat Face Soilder's outfit in the REMOVE KEBAB video.

    Gallery

    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, GIFs, and videos of Serbiaball.

    Click here to see it.

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