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| “ | say with me, woe to the colonialist! | ” |
— Part of the Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya anthem
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Great Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball, or simply The Hulk, Jamahiriya Libyaball until February 2011, was a (kind of) historical kebab countryball. This was Libya ruled under Colonel Gaddafi. It was the richest country in Africa and also the most developed until 2011 when it was killed by most 
NATOball members, most notably 
USAball because Gaddafi decided to stop selling oil using US Dollars ($) but instead sell it using a new currency attached to libya's MASSIVE gold reserves, which in turn threatened the dollar's value and subsequently Usa's global superpower status.
However, in the 2nd Libyan Civil War (2014–present), there have been 
Gaddafi loyalists led by 
Saif al-Islam Gaddafi, one of the sons of Muammar Gaddafi. It is special because it is the only countryball to have one color in it which is G R E E N !
Relationships[edit | edit source]
Friends[edit | edit source]
Russiaball - We both will remove 
STUPID FILTHY BURGER FROM THE PREMISES! great guy. But why didn't you help me?
Iranball - It's a great guy, helped him out in the Iran-Iraq war, and it likes 
Syriaball too, but do you promise to NUKE DAT USA bitch!
Venezuelaball - Make me proud, my anti-American friend. Go Chavez!- Syriaball - Its got a very similar government to me and we both
had filthy rebels. Can't Mossad the Assad! Allah Souriya Bashar! 
Chinaball - We used to not be good friends at first (did not support the rise of gaddafi) but yuo did gib arms to help me against 
NATO and Burger Imperialists.
Anti Imperialist Squad - I was a proud member of your club! You guys make me proud, keep standing up to Evil Burger!
Sovietball - My Buddy Russiaball's father, it was good friend too, it gave me some weapons to fight 
Chadball and was a great guy.
Yugoslaviaball - Thanks for trading arms buddy, but why dislike Sovietball, It is good commie just like you!
Palestineball - Yasser Arafat is my friend, and I'll help to free Palestine from 
Zionists!!!!!!
Western Saharaball - I recognize and support his struggle for independence from 
Moroccoball
East Germanyball - Well done on the Discotheque nightclub bombing! You are true Germany!
Ugandaball - One of my favorite African allies. I supported its leader against Israelcube, and condemned kosher raid on your clay. I also gib them soldiers to fight 
Tanzaniaball. It even bulit a mosque for me.
Burkina Fasoball - Anti-imperialist buddy! Don't know what's up with Sankara not taking the aid I gab him, but it's ok because he did so many good things for his country like me and stood up against imperialist 
Franceball. Someday, you'll al-come back to your senses.
FR Yugoslaviaball - It is 
Yugoslaviaball's son. I support him, and it supports me! Go Slobodan!
SR Romaniaball - Great friend who built apartments, railroads, roads and traffic lights in my clay. Go Ceauşescu! But sadly it was killed in the 1989 coup d'etat. Rest in peace man, you will be missed.- Cubaball - One of my very best friends! Me and it both really hate burger, and it can keep a watch on him for me. Fidel Castro is the best, and is the 26th July Movement. Resistance Brothers for life!
Somali Democratic Republicball - MY IRON BROTHER and Somaliland is rightfully yours. Yuo can gain back Ogadeniaball from Ethiopiaball. helped him with his saxxiabs. I am very proud of all of the achievements you made to socialism. We fall down from the same westerns American rule of the Clinton family. We died strong together!
South Africaball - Glad to see that Apartheid has been destroyed. Long live Nelson Mandela! Death to Apartheid!
Nigerball - My government fled here from the revolution with the support of its Tuaregs, but 
Fake Libya forced them out.
Turkish Kurdistanball - I supported you against that 
imperialist scum.
Indonesiaball - Yuor president Megawati likes Gaddafi. Our relations can into improvings after I withdrew recognition from 
Acehball.
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Neutral[edit | edit source]
UAEball - UAE Crown Prince MBZ likes Gaddafi, but UAE Prime Minister Sheikh Mohammed supports the overthrow of Gaddafi's regime. But on the Syrian battlefield, the UAE crown prince and prime minister's policy towards Assad is the exact opposite of that towards Gaddafi. The crown prince backs Assad and the prime minister backs the Syrian opposition.
Liberiaball - It is of that Burger's son, it called me terrorist but then Charles Taylor came and improved relations.
UNball - Do you think that my speech is funny or boring? I was only telling the truth. The white book has the truth!!! (tears the white book)
Ba'athist Iraqball - We used to be enemies, as it was friends with USAball and enemies with Iranball, but sadly it was killed in 2003 by burger and its cronies. RIP Saddam, I barely knew you.
Dergball - Stop getting involved in al-Somali's clay. Somaliland and Ogedon is rightfully theirs. Otherwise your fine and I even like that you support Pan-Africanism. Stay strong with red yellow and green brother.
Serbiaball - It may be a kebab remover, but it is an anti-imperialist.
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Enemies[edit | edit source]
Most western countries in the world, but especially:
- USAball - FUCK YOU AND YOUR REAGAN AND OBAMA!!! REMOVE BURGER! REMOVE BURGER! YOU ARE THE WORST! YOU ARE OF SMELL! RETURN TO HELL! YOU MAY LIVE INTO THE LOWEST LEVEL OF HELL! YOU KILLED OUR GREAT GADDAFI AND TURNED LIBYA TO AN APOCALYPSE ZONE WITH YOUR SO-CALLED DEMOCRACY!!!!!!!!!! AND DON'T THINK I'VE FORGOTTEN ABOUT WHEN YOU BOMBED ME IN 1986!!!! ROT IN HELL REAGAN YOU DEMENTED WAR CRIMINAL!!! YOU KILLED GADDAFI'S DAUGHTER WHEN SHE WAS JUST A BABY!!!! MAD DOG INDEED! OBAMA AND HILLARY GO TO HELL! ONE TOOK ME OUT AND THE OTHER IS AN EVIL WITCH THAT LAUGHED AT MY DEATH!
- NATOball - REMOVE NEOCONS!!! LIBYA OF BEST! YOU ALSO HELPED KILL ME!
Ukraineball - HE HATES ME JUST BECAUSE I'M FRIENDS WITH RUSSIA !? I HOPE YOU GET INVADED!!! that aged well- Rebels - NO!!! YOU TERRORIST SCUMS DESTROYED LIBYAN POWER AND BECAME FRIENDS WITH STUPID BURGER!!! WHY??? NOW LIBYA IS APOCALPYTIC AND THATS WHAT YOU CALL FREEDOM!!!???
Switzerlandball - No. NO. NOOOOO. NOOOOOO!!! STUPID CHOCOLATE LOVING DICKHEAD THAT ARRESTED GREAT LEADER GADDAFI'S SON! YUO DON'T DESERVE TO EXIST! YUO IS OF GERMAN, ITALIAN, AND FRENCH CLAY! REMOVE CHOCOLATE! REMOVE SWISS CHEESE! I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE NEUTRAL!- Israelcube - The dirty arab oppressor. Also burger's ally and his best friend forever. It exailed my buddy Arafat! YOU'RE NON-EXISTANT!!
- Chadball - SCREW YUO!!!! I BROUGHT THE AOUZOU STRIP FAIR AND SQUARE BUT YOU CALLED IN Burger and Franceball TO STEAL WHAT I LEGALLY BROUGHT!!! Irevelant country!!
UKball - Father of that Burger and it helped bomb me in 1986, theres blood on your hands Thatcher! We were gonna be friends, our leaders met, I apologised for funding the IRA and I even handed over the Lockerbie terrorist to you, BUT YOU BETRAYED ME! YOU HELPED BURGER AND NATO KILL GLORIOUS LEADER GADDAFI!!!!! I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO HAVE GOOD RELATIONS WITH ME BUT YOU BROKE IT YOU TRAITOR!!!!!! SCREW YOU CAMERON!
Italyball - REMOVE SPAGHETTI! I deported your people from my clay for what you done to my people in colonialism!!
South Koreaball - Fake and stupid Korea, North Koreaball is true Korea, You're just a burger puppet.- Franceball - NICOLAZ SARKOZY BETRAYED GADDAFI!! HOW DARE YOU STRIKE ME WITH YOUR STUPID DRONES!! YUO ALSO WANT TO REVIVE COLONIALISM IN AFRICA! REMOVE YOU, AND LONG LIVE AN INDEPENDENT PAN-AFRICA!!
Germanyball, Netherlandsball, Belgiumball, & Polandball - People that hate Great leader Gaddafi and Supported Western Imperialists against me, well I have something to say and it's F*CK YOU!
Tunisiaball - REMOVE ARAB SPRING! But otherwise we used to be fine.
Union of South Africaball - This evil racist countryball is friends with Israelcube. Remove you, and free my friend, Nelson Mandela.
Rhodesiaball - Evil colonialist, fuck Ian Smith.
Pahlavi Iranball - YUO FUCKEN SUPPORT THIS ZIONIST SCUMBAG!!! Iranball is true Iran! You are a kosher puppet.
Saudi Arabiaball - YUO WAHHABİ SHİT! YUO SENT OFFICERS TO KILL GOOD LEADER GADDAFI!!
Japanball - YUO FILTHY WESTERN PUPPET OF ASIA!!!!! YUO CANNOT INTO EASIEST FLAG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lebanonball - RELEASE HANNIBAL RIGHT NOW!!!!
Somalilandball - HELL NO! YOU'RE NOT FREAKING INDEPENDENT! I SUPPORT THE SOCALIST SOMALIA, YOU WILL NEVER EXIST!!!
Kosovoball - YUO ARE OF FAKE COUNTRY! You are also friends with Fake Libya.
Albaniaball - KOSOVO IS NOT YOURS! REMOVE SHIQPS!
Beniball and 
Fatimidball - STUPID FLAG STEALERS!!- Turkeyball - You assisted in my overthrow and helped Idris before that, FUCK YOU! Also, what are you doing against the Kurds?! FREE KURDISTAN!
Flag color[edit | edit source]
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
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| Lombardy Green | 0, 133, 67 | C100-M0-Y50-K48 | #008543 | |
How to draw[edit | edit source]
Gaddafiball is, without a doubt the easiest countryball to draw. A small child could draw him:
- Draw a basic circle shape
- Color the circle with green
- Draw the eyes and you've finished.
- An additional option is to give Gaddafiball a golden taqiyah, Gaddafi's signature visor cap, or black frizzy hair to add some character.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
By u/Lim1345
By u/ThatOtherKageBoi
By u/globalis
By u/thebigbosshimself
Gaddafi loyalists by H.Shami
By u/thebigbosshimself
A young Gaddafi and Nasser, 1969
toyota war by Airplaneboy 324
by u/Can't live without rice
by Deleted user from Reddit
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 State of Libya
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| Districts |
 Tripolitaniaball (.png){kind=icon} Jabal al Gharbiball • Jafaraball • Misrataball • Murqubball • Nalutball • Nuqat al Khamsball • Sirteball • Tripoliball •  Cyrenaicaball • Benghaziball • Butnanball • Dernaball • Jabal al Akhdarball • Kufraball • Marjball) •  Fezzanball ( Ghatball • Jufraball • Murzuqball • Sabhaball • Wadi al Hayaaball
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| Former entities |  Migrants from Southeast •  SPQRball •  Vandalsball •  Umayyadball •  Abbasidball •  Fatimidball •  Ziridball •  Almohadball •  Sultanate of Tunisball •  Ottoman Libyaball •  Italian Libyaball • Tripolitanian Republicball •  British Libyaball •  French Libyaball •  Kingdom of Libyaball •  Libyan Arab Republicball • Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball
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