|“||Jeg elsker Legø!||”|
— Denmarkball, expressing its love for Lego
|“||Once I was seven years old, My momma told me:"Go make yourself some friends or you'll be lønely." Once I was seven years old...||”|
— Lukas Graham
|“||I'm not gonna fight back what I've become
Yeah, I've got bruises where I came from
But I wouldn't change if I could restart
I ain't gonna hide these beautiful scars
|“||EVERYTHING IS AWESOME||”|
— Tegan and Sara
Denmarkball, øfficially the Kingdøm øf Denmarkball, is a happy cøuntryball in Nørthern Eurøpe. It børders ønly øne cøuntryball, that being Germanyball tø its søuth, although it is very cløse to the søuthern tip øf Swedenball and is cønnected tø Swedenball's cityball øf Malmöball with the Øresund Bridge. The cøuntryball is divided intø 5 regiønballs with the capital øf Copenhagenball løcated on Zealandball (Denmark), giving it a tøtal area of 42 933 square kilometers (Nøt including Faroe Islandsball and Greenlandball), making it the 130th largest countryball in the wørld. As of 2019, its pøpulatiøn has abøut 5.806 milliøn inhabitants.
Being geøgraphically in Eurøpe, as well as being a Nørdic cøuntryball, Westernized søvereign natiøn, gives Denmarkball the ability to join the EUball, NATOball, and of course the Nordic Councilball. It is alsø a member of UNball like almost every other cøuntryball in the world. Denmarkball is the least corrupted country and is nørmally regarded as øne of the happiest overall countryballs in the world. Its citizens enjøy a high standard of living, fine educatiøn, great welfare, and prøtect human rights. Denmarkball is the fifth møst developed in the world, even using new ways to develøp less polluting energy søurces, such as windmills. While it has a weak military, it keeps a large number of friends cløse with almøst nø need for self-defense. Its natiønal day is June 5th. The Legos came from its clay.
Ages agø, Denmarkball was another Scandinavian Vikingball that pillaging Europe with its siblings, Norwayball and Swedenball. The bløødlust of Denmarkball was unmatched and as a result, Denmarkball found itself drawn into the multiple cønflicts ravaging Europe. Unførtunately for Denmarkball, it did nøt always come out on tøp, and after a humiliating defeat against Kingdom of Prussiaball and Austriaball in 1864, Denmarkball's personality changed. Having little territory left to lose, Denmarkball sought a way of neutrality and strived to keep out of all conflicts. Magnus the Good was the ruler from the 1040s-1050s. At the time, Denmark had both Norway and itself. It divided it so Harald Hardrada ruled Norway and Sweyn Estridson ruled Denmark. They would be divided for some time. Denmark stayed out of the First World War successfully.
Wørld War II
At the start of WWII, Denmarkball tried to maintain its neutral status. However, Denmarkball was swiftly invaded and occupied by Nazi Germanyball during the Second World War following a few hours of symbolic fighting, as it knew the destruction it'd face if it'd resist. It collaborated with the Nazis for a while until it finally stepped down in 1943 as Nazi Germanyball declared martial law. It was liberated afterwards when Nazi Germanyball capitulated in 1945.
After the Second World War, Denmarkball decided to provide support to various peace-keeping missions around the world, with the most famous case being in Bosniaball wherein itmisused its mandate as a peace-keeping force and defended Swedenball from Srpskaball. In recent years, Denmarkball has rediscovered its bloodlust and was one of the countries that helped USAball in Afghanistanball and Iraqball. While Denmarkball is proud of its Viking heritage, it manages to hide its actual bloodlust under a layer of alcoholism, under the fear that it may lose yet another war. However, Denmarkball often threatens to kick Swedenball's æss if for no other reason than tradition. It is proud of its Legos and hates it whenever others like Minecraft better. It uses this to entertain kids everywhere, which is why it is the happiest country in the world, much unlike its child Greenlandball who is heavily depressed. It has is own pig breed known as the protest pig which nearly resembles Denmark's flag.
In 2020, it had to kill minks due to corona.
In 2022, Denmarkball can into appearing on r/place. (Thanks, r/polandball!)
The Danish flag is the oldest consistently used flag in the world. The flag is a red banner with a white Scandinavian cross.
|Red (NCS)||198, 12, 48||C0-M94-Y76-K22||#C60C30|
|White||255, 255, 255||N/A||#FFFFFF|
Although the cross obviously symbølizes Christianity, the colors don't really have any sort of official meaning. Some people will say the white represents honesty and peace, and the red for valor, strength, and bravery.
The Nørdic family is a big family with many countryballs, with søme beings siblings and others being friends or cøusins.
- Ålandball - My niece. I gave Åland its first øl.
- Italyball - South European version of me. It like my Subway Surfers in its clay, also its pizza is great. Its band Måneskin has a Danish name and a half-Danish bassist as well, so I was also happy to see it win Eurovision with them. And thank you for avenging us in the Euros!!! Would be nicer if you tried to get along with my sibling , though.
- Real Afghanistan- Sorry buddy. I support you against the dumb Taliban.
- Australiaball - Ør more specifically Tasmaniaball because Denmarkball's crown princess is Tasmanian and Denmarkball was the birthplace of the only Tasmanian Devil born outside of Australia. Unfortunately, it hates my sibling because of HDI reasons and thanks to you makes subway surf in my clay. And we hate China.
- Faroeball - Another one of my children. Adopted it from Norway because it was a very bad parent (Scotland adopted Norway's other two kids Shetland and Ørkney).
- Norwayball - Øne of my siblings and Best Friend! We love each other and often hang out and drink Øl with each other. Plus, we both have TV 2.
- Polandball - I'm giving you a totally not suspicious lego box
- Aerican Empireball - Is of very happy!
- Indiaball - Good friend (Just don't remind it of the Andaman and Nicobar islands during my empire). Unfortunately, it hates my sibling because of PewDiePie and you make Subway Surfers in my clay. But you hate Pakistan
- Franceball - Good friend. It loves my cafes and legos. Also we have similar complicated relations with Germany. I wish I can go there someday....Alsø I helped during Napoleonic years!
- Canadaball - My friend who qualified for the IIHF. Too bad it lost tø Switzerland. It døes have a beautiful culture and heritage and i make subway surf in its clay. It also made song for Lego Movie (EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!).
- Russian Empireball - One of my best historical friends. I would've completely lost the Great Northern Wars if it didn't exist.
- Reichtangle - Can you hide in my lego so I can give it to Poland?
- Finlandball - My adøptive sibling, it thinks that I'm anti-Islam but is nøt true! (økay it is)
- Germanyball - Used tø be my enemy. German Confederationball and later Kingdom of Prussiaball took Schleswigball from it. Nazi Germanyball occupied it in World War II. But despite this, we are now close friends and me like subway surf in its clay but GIB SCHLESWIG-HOLSTEIN!!
- USAball - Denmarkball is in USAball's NATO alliance and It likes Subway Surfers many of its clay.
- Greenlandball - My oldest child. Greenland wishes to become an independent nation. However, I will not let it. Because of that expression, I disliked its suicidal personality and wish to help my child out of its depression (which is impossible).
- Icelandball - Also a part of the Nordic family. It is my sibling, and it wrote about me in its Viking sagas with Subway Surfers in its clay.
- Sakhaball - It and I love Greenland. Also, I love to visit it a lot!
- Japanball - It likes my Legos, and I also like its cars, anime, especially Vinland Saga and electronics! Unfortunately, my sibling hates it for Hatsune Miku ruining Ievan Polkka (NØ ACTUALLY BLAME THE LEEK SPIN MEMERS). We have a common enemy and I make subway surf city of kawaii's in your clay.
- Kosovoball - I'm good friends with it, and I support it when Serbiaball bullies it.
- New Zealandball - We are some of the least corrupt countries in the world. (tie)
- Thailandball - We form Thai-Danish milk/farm and we also signed a treaty about the environment to each other too! It is also my Sibling's spouse and my sibling-in-law and i make Subway Surfers in its clay.
- Indonesiaball - Badminton partner, it likes Lego, Carlsberg, and subway Surfers in its clay.
- Philippinesball - It likes Jascha Richter. We have good relations, which are described as strong, close, cordial and friendly. It is good friends with my brothers and Thailandball. We have a common enemy.
- Iraqball - It is my Best Middle Eastern friend. I don't know why it listed me as a friend but it is good.
- Estland - Come with us in Nordic? Uhhh, I'll think about it. But it is safe to say that, I preseved its capital. It is also Finland's sibling. Also it put me in Neutral for some reason...
- Armeniaball - It likes Indiaball and hates Pakistanball for not recognizing it. Anyone who hates Pakistanball is my friend.
- Russiaball - Thrøughøut the time, we were never at war with each other. Until the formation of the Soviet Union (which also helped me get rid of the Nazi invaders). Russia was my closest ally in some wars, like this or this one. But it also is often drunker than me and has too many human rights issues. To date, we still appreciate each other to this day. Thanks to lets me play in the World Cup and Subway Surfers in both my clay. Thanks for helping me qualify in 2020 Euro :)
- Israelcube - I døn't recøgnize Palestine on it and we both hate Pakistanball.
- Ukraineball - Crimeaball is yøurs, buddy.
Kazakhbrick - It likes my Lego come here. Lego lego lego COME HERE RIGHT NOW LEGOI mean, yes, very good friend
- Soviet Unionball - Just because I banned communism doesn't mean we HAVE to be enemies. I played fair in the cold war, and took it easy on it.
- Swedenball - We have love/hate relationship. We are frequently rivals!
- Palestineball - I don't recognize it but it likes my legos tho.
- Serbiaball - Well yøu are nøt a bad cøuntry since i suppørt yøu aløt and help yøu in accession of EUball. He can into Legø aswell! BUT STØP HARASSING KOSOVO!!! We bøth hate Pakistan.
- Myanmarball - It likes Carlsburg and drinks Tubørg every day. We førm a fund where I can help it, but Switzerland gets in my way. Høwever, its Rohingya policy has made me dislike it again.
- Moroccoball - It's nøt your fault! It was the terrørist whø did my tøurist øn yøur clay! At least yøu're gøød friend øf mine and I almost like your Subway Surfers on its clay.
- Saudi Arabiaball - It is still good kebab better than other kebab and we both hate Serbiaball and I wonder why my sibling hates it.
- Somalilandball - I can intø having representative øffice in it capital but I can't recøgnize yøur passpørt. At least we both hate Somaliaball.
- LEGO COPIER -
DU KINESISK GRIS, HVORDAN TØR DU KOPIERE MIN VIDUNDERLIGE SKABELSE! HVIS DU GØR DET IGEN, JEG VIL DRÆBE DIG!Stop copying my Legø
or I will pillage and burn Shanghai, you damn Dim Sum! And you have coronavirus!AGAIN, REMØVE FAKE LEGØ!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS LEPIN??!! ALSØ REMØVE HØNG KØNG NATIØNAL SECURITY LAW!!! But at least we're trading partners.
- FASCIST BULLSHIT - U SØN ØF A BITCH U INVADED ME FØR LIKE 5 HØURS!!!!! YOU EVEN RAPED MY BEST PAL!!!!! REMØVE HITLER! REMØVE STUPID BIER!!! 1940 WØRST YEAR ØF MY LIFE!!!! 1945 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!!!
- Afghanistanball - Stop Invading My Clay you Dumbshit!
- Peruball - HËHË!!! HØHØ!!! 1-0?!? I DEFEAT YØU!!!! and i like Subway Surfers in yuor country.
- Yemenball, Syriaball, Eritreaball, Libyaball and Romaball - Same with Pakistanball, Somaliaball and Afghanistanball. STOP INVADING MY CLAY YOU ASSHOLES!
- South Africaball - It hates my prime minister for some reason.
- Somaliaball - I mostly hate yuo because you are a friend of Pakistan and please stop invading my clay with immigrants, also you can into most cørrupted country!
- Pakistanball - Every Nordic thinks the Afghanis and Somalis are the invasion problom, but in reality, it is you! STØP INVADING MY CLAY!!!! But maybe we can be friends some other time..