“ | Down in Ohio Swag like Ohio |
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— Lil B, "Swag Like Ohio"
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— Scott Wozniak, You're Not an RPG Guy: A Scott The Woz Christmas
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“ | I don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan (rawr rawr rawr raw rawr) | ” |
“ | Wait, it's all Ohio? Always has been. |
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“ | She's the tear in my heart, I'm alive She's the tear in my heart, I'm on fire All my friends are heathens, take it slow Wait for them to ask you who you know Wish we could turn back time, To the good old days, When our mama sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out |
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— Twenty One Pilots
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Wait, it's all Just a normal day in Ohiorawr is
going to be eliminated good morning in Japanese
the Meme Nation a unique state of USAball, being one of America's children. Unlike other rawr characters, however, it can still speak not just English, but most other languages as well.
OHIO MOST SMARTEST STATE COUNTRY RWAR RWAR RWAR!
History[edit | edit source]
Ohiorawr was not unified for a long time. The origins of native American tribal balls such as Shawneeball, Huronball, and Wyandotball all trace back here. The region was first unified by
Iroquois Confederacyball around the time of European colonization when
Englandball and
Netherlandsball pushed Iroquois
Confederacyball out of New York in the middle of a war for trade and clay. To end this war,
Iroquois Confederacyball traveled into the region of which they named "O-hee-oh" to gain fur. With guns,
Iroquois Confederacyball pushed the natives out of Oheeoh, even though the people of the region continued to live there. The clay became part of
USAball's Northwestern Territory upon recognition of relevance after the American Revolution (known as the American War of Relevance to British people). In 1803, Ohiorawr became a state.
In 2023, a train derailed in East Palestineball. While it didn't kill anyone, it released harmful chemicals into the environment.
Relationships[edit | edit source]
Friends[edit | edit source]
Nepalrawr - Ohio's best rawr who sympathizes for Ohio's pain and gets along perfect with Ohio. Some say that the two are even in love.
Tamparawr - Other sibling! rawr!
New Yorkball - Gets along pretty rawr with Ohio, but occasionally the two fight over Cuyahoga Falls, a region that helps Ohio gain monies off of tourism. Ohio states the region is part of Ohio's economy, New York, on the other hand, thinks it has ancestral claims to the area. Little does it know,
Pennsylvaniaball denies this.
Pennsylvaniaball - Gets along pretty well with Ohio, except for times when they get into fights over Lake Erie, but that doesn't happen too often. They both have weird flags too, one is a picture of horses raping a circle, and another is shaped differently.
Indianaball - We support each other in the war against Wolverines!
Estoniaball - Bark, bark, I have more of its people in Northern Ohio. Especially around Clevelandball.
Japanball - We watch anime together a lot.
Hungaryball - I have many immigrants from yuo. In fact, I have 187K Hungarians living in my clay!
Polandball - Many of your immigrants reside in my clay. Also pierogi yum. rawr.
Columbusball and
Clevelandball - My children.
Neutral[edit | edit source]
USAball - Parent, but you are a disgrace to Ohio.
Enemies[edit | edit source]
Floridaball - CEDAR POINT IS BETTER THAN DISNEYWORLD!!!!
Illinoisball - Shit. We lost.
Marylandball - Bark bark give me more rawrin, but GET THAT CRAB HAT OFF OF ME!!
Wannabe Football Players - FILTHY LITTLE IDIOTS! STUPID MITTENHEAD WITH A TREEBRANCH MULLET! REMOVE WOLVERINE! OHIO STRONK! BUCKEYS STRONK! RAWR RAWR!!
Californiaball - REMOVE WARRIORS!! LEBRON IS THE BEST!! OH SHIT! THEY HAVE LEBRON NOW! REMOVE LAKERS!!! STUPID SIBLING WANTS TO CANCEL ME RAWR!!! BENGALS DESERVED TO WIN!!! REMOVE RAMS!!!
North Koreaball - AVENGE OTTO WARMBIER! I HOPE
MY DAD NUKES THE LIVING F*CK OUT OF YOU!!
Pennsylvaniaball - Guess what? Nobody cares about me in elections now. First you take Lake Erie then take my ROLE IN ELECTIONS! OHIO STRONKER THAN YOU!!!!
Georgiaball - REMOVE KEBAB!!!!!!
Serbiaball - Remove Nikola Tesla! Thomas Edison Stronk!
Gallery[edit | edit source]