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| “ | There are people in the world who live only for themselves; there are people who live to torment others; there are also people who live to help those who suffer. And, of course, these are the only ones in the world. | ” |
— Hovhannes Tumanyan
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| “ | Make a step! Remove Serzh! | ” |
— Nikol Pashinyan
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| “ | Wake up! Grababrushandputalittle makeup! | ” |
— Serj Tankian from System of a Down
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| “ | Մեր Հայրենիք, ազատ անկախ,
Որ ապրել է դարեդար |
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 Armeniaball about to sing its anthem |
Armeniaball, officially the Republic of Armeniaball, is a country in the South Caucasus region of Eurasia. Located in Western Asia on the Armenian Highlands, it is bordered by 
Turkeyball to the west, 
Georgiaball to the north, the de facto independent Republic of Artsakhball, and 
Azerbaijanball to the east, and 
Iranball and Azerbaijan's exclave of 
Nakhchivan to the south and southwest, respectively.
Armeniaball is a unitary, multi-party, democratic nation-state with an ancient cultural heritage, dating back to the 6th century BC. it incarnated into the modern Republic of Armeniaball in 1991 during the death of its adoptive parent, the Soviet Unionball.
Armeniaball is a member of the 
Eurasian Economic Union, the Council of Europe, and the Collective Security Treaty Organization while struggling to join the 
European Union because only Russia can understand its problems. Armenia supports the de facto independent Artsakhball, which was proclaimed in 1991.
History[edit | edit source]
Welcome to the Armenian Highlands[edit | edit source]
You wonder, who is Armenia? Well, sit down, grab some khorovats, and let me tell you a tale of Armenia. Armenia is very ancient. Armeniaball was even first mentioned by 
Babylonball in 500's BC, its clay appearing in the world's oldest map. Armenia's real name is Hayastan and it came from most glorious hero Hayk who defeated evil Bel (titan of Babylon). Legends sayings that of Armenian Highlands were where the predecessors of Armeniaball settled.
Many tribes were formed like 
Arme-Shupria, Mushki, Sukhmu, 
Uruarti, Nairi, and Hayasa-Azzi. And these tribes being very friendly and tradings between each other. 
Assyriaball had a great interest in the area especially in Nairi (which means "Land of Rivers" in its language). Nairi was beautiful and it was very stronk.
Assyriaball of many times tryings to win over Nairi, but Hayasa-Azziball would never let it. Hayasa-Azziball would usually pick fights with 
Hittitesball. Hayasa-Azziball would grow old and its child, Urartuball would continue its legacy even after Hayasa-Azzi's death. Urartuball was the most popular among the Armenian tribes and it managings to unite all of the tribes and there it was, Nairiball.
Urartuball and Nairiball united after which very pissed off Assyriaball. It was enraged and fought Urartuball. Nairi still stayings with Urartuball. Later on, Mediaball killings Assyriaball and headed to kill Urartuball. Urartuball and Nairiball got anschlussed by Media. then 
Armenia was formed.
Glory of Tigran and 
Ancient Armeniaball[edit | edit source]
Around that time when Armeniaball was following pagan religion, Saint Thaddeus and Bartholomew came to Armeniaball and introduced 
Christianityball to Armeniaball. Armeniaball did not convert but, it was into thinking about that. Armeniaball had many great friends like some 
Greek city-stateballs, G... uh... I mean Iberiaball, 
Caucasian Albaniaball (just hopings it not become into pain in my assholes) and many more friends. In the 1st century BC, Armenia had the biggest amount of clay than it ever had under the rule of glorious of them all, Tigran Mets (Tigranes the Great).
But, that glory did not last very long. Unlucky but, Armenia was in between of two great empires, 
SPQRball and 
Parthiaball. SPQRball has cleared its way and ate Ancient Greeceball and came close to Armeniaball. Parthiaball, on the other hand, was trying to CONSTANTLY CONVERT ME TO SHITE 
ZOROASTRIAN. They fought countless wars to anschluss Armenia and at some point they did but, Armenia would become independent again. Sometimes 
Rome and Parthia were actually nice and not into anschluss.
Armenia lived happily until in the 3rd century Parthiaball got sick. Things went otherwise as both SPQRball and Parthiaball went full anschluss on Armeniaball and then against each other. By that Armeniaball would again be released from anschluss but stay in the influence of both of these empires with 
Sassanidball. Sassanid anschlussed Armenia in 252 AD and Rome kickings Sassanid's assholes but also anschluss Armenia.
Armenia was divided between Roman clay and Sassanid clay. In 384 AD SPQRball died and its child 
Byzantineball who also was Greece's child continued to rule over Armenia's clay. In 428 AD the last dynasty of Ancient Armeniaball has stopped ruling as Armenia's clay became split between Byzantineball and Sassanidball.
Christianization and 
Bagratid Armeniaball[edit | edit source]
In 301 AD Armenia remembered the two apostles (Thaddeus and Bartholomew who into visitings it and introduced Christianityball, and following the blessed and greatest Grigor Lusavoritch (Gredory the Illuminator) who converted Armenia's king at that time Tiridates III into Christianity, Armeniaball became the first country in the world to accept Christianity as its state religion because its the best religion.
In 405 AD Mesrop Mashtots created the Armenian aybuben (alphabet) which meant Armeniaball could translate Bible. In 450 AD Sassanidball becomings into a lot of pissings because Armenia become Christian and not crap Zoroastrian that it was into forcing Armeniaball to be converted. At that time, under the leadership of respectful and honored Vardan Mamikonian, Armeniaball led a rebellion in which Sassanidball had much more army and even fought with war elephants. But, glorious Vardan kickings Sassasnids assholes and Sassanid of promise to leave Armeniaball to be Christian.
Time of passings... Armeniaball lived a happy life with autonomy from both Sassanidball and Byzantineball with the freedom to be 
Armenian Orthodox in both empires. In the 7th century when 
Muslim caliphates rose up, they fought the Byzantineball and Sassanidball for clay. Sassanidball was killed and Islamball was spread to Persian clay. Using the opportunity, Armeniaball of asking 
Abbasidball for independence who gave Armenia independence in 880 AD.
Armeniaball was of split in kingdoms like 
Kingdom of Artsakhball, 
Kingdom of Loriball and more. Of Vaspurakan later split from Armeniaball and Armeniaball tried to get it back to its clay. In 1045 Byzantineball used the war Armeniaball and Vaspurakanball had anschlussed the capital 
Aniball from Armenia then ate it whole. Of Armeniaball was actually being treated well under Byzantineball but it of trying to convert it into 
Orthodoxyball.
Kebab arrives, Crusades and 
Ciliciaball[edit | edit source]
After Islamball spread its beliefs in Arabia and Persia, Armenia's dear friend Caucasian Albaniaball fell into Islamball and became completely unrecognizable. However many of Armenia's friends like Kingdom of Georgiaball fought well against many caliphates and Assyriaball who was controlled by Muslims but, managed to be safe. In the 11th century, something was born that was of great disaster to us all. The 
Seljukball, of first kebab to arrive. It was not nice to me and my friends. It would into killings many of non-Muslims and Armeniaball had enough of its shit.
Me and Georgiaball removed it from premises and helped Georgiaball retrieve its capital 
Tbilisiball. To be safe from kebabs, Armenballs decided to migrate to the Taurus mountains where Byzantineball would give them some clay to live in thus making 
Ciliciaball being born. Seljukball of dyings later but its child 
Rumball was into growing strong with many other caliphates like 
Fatimidball and Abbasidball.
Of their rise disturbed 
Papal Statesball as it wishings to restore 
Jerusalemcube from the Muslim rule. It is the main pope and controlling in 
Catholicismball, it orderings powers such as 
Kingdom of Franceball and 
Kingdom of Englandball to finish off Seljukball and in which Ciliciaball of decidings to help crusaders against Muslims and this war became known as the 
First Crusade 
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Division, The Great War and 
First Republic of Armeniaball[edit | edit source]
Armenian clay was divided into two (Western and Eastern) after the Crusades. It was divided between many empires. Most known ones were 
Safavidball to the east and 
Ottomanball. Armeniaballs lived fine with both of them and both gave some autonomy to Armenians and their faith to practice their faith. In the 19th century, however, a new player joined and defeated Safavidball. Its name was 
Russiaball. So Armeniaball's eastern clay became Russian and it was fine.
Bad part began when Ottomanball and Russiaball of fightings over clay (WHICH WAS MINE IN FACT)! A Ottomanball lost and distrusted Armeniaball for that. It and Armeniaball began arguing and even fighting a lot, especially after my dear old friend 
Greeceball got its independence letting Ottomanball going paranoid.
It blamed Armeniaball for its military failures because it did not want revolts to start against it. It started killings some Armeniaballs which led Armeniaball and Ottomanball to finally break up (as friends not couples ew). Revolutionary Dashnaks were created and began revolting and demanding independence for many years. A one event... 
Serbiaball shooting 
Austria-Hungaryball and startings World War I.
When World War I started Ottomanball joined 
Germanyball and suspected Armenballs that they are traitors and help Russiaball. Ottomanball got into pissed and decided to exterminate Armenians from existence causing Armenballs to flee to all over parts of the world.
That was the most barbaric moment in Armeniaball's history and first genocide of 20th century. Dashnaks began fighting alongside Russiaball against kebab and actually were of winning a lot which made stinky kebab even more paranoid however, when Russiaball got sick with 
Communismball, it of stoppings to help Armeniaball against Ottomanball. First Republic of Armeniaball became an independent country and began fighting against kebab with other powers like 
Franceball and 
UKball.
To avenge for their families slaughtered by evil kebab, Armenballs started to fight the kebab alongside 
Greeceball and 
Serbiaball as well. That was when the famous kebab remover trio was born. Armenballs were lead by the greatest of them all (aside Tigranes) Andranik and Garegin Nzhdeh. Even the 
Kurds who fought alongside kebab said that Andranik was like a "ghost", a bullet would basically go through him. And Garegin was one of bravest leaders Armeniaball had.
A great victory came when the war ended but, it came with a great cost. When kebab finally died, some clay was handed to Greeceball and Armeniaball. Yuo would think is that the happy ever after ending. No. Rest was getting no better.
Armeniaball had to defend itseld from evil kebab's child Turkeyball who wanted Armeniaball's clay... As well Armeniaball had to return 
Loriball from 
DR Georgiaball and 
Artsakhball from DR Azerbaijanball. Of once these two were Armeniaball's loved siblings (they still are I meanings but with more salt) and now they fought.
Armeniaball was way into exhausted and got anschlussed by 
Soviet Unionball who decidings to simply "privyet" everyone and eatings all of Caucasus. It agreed to give Armeniaball's western land and get other parts for itself marking today's Armenian border.
Glorious Aniball was now part of Turkeyball (now known as Karsball), Nakhchivanball and Artsakhball belonged to Azerbaijanball. At least it of lettings me keep Loriball and .png){kind=icon}
Syunikball.
Armenian SSRball[edit | edit source]
The 1920s were really scary ages as 
Stalin was in the power of Soviet Unionball and it would send a lot of people to Gulags so Armenballs could not fight against it. It made its state emblem showing the glorious mountain Ararat which used to be part of Armenia's clay before the Armenian Genocide. Of course that pissed off Turkeyball, but Armeniaball and Sovietball gave no shittings and tellings it to remove the moon from its flag as it did not own it.
In 1939 
Nazi Germanyball under the leadership of 
Hitler deciding with Sovietball that they should splittings 
Polandball which started World War II. Soviet would at that time mindings its business and eatings 
Balticballs and 
Finlandball though it was very bitter about it. But, in 1941 Nazi Germanyball tricked and invaded the Soviet Unionball which made Armenballs join in the battle alongside all other socialist states.
Armenballs has risked their lives to save many 
Jews from Hitler. It was a scary time and many dyings. All SSRballs were like a family fighting. Many Armenians who were around the world in the diaspora also fought on the Western Front.
The war was finally over in 1945 and the Cold War has started. Very surprisingly but 
Armenian SSRball actually was sort of friends with 
Azerbaijan SSRball. It was a time when all of the nations in the 
Warsaw Pactball were very good comrades and loved each other.
In 1988 however, Nagorno-Karabakh Autonomous Oblastball did not want to be with Azerbaijan SSRball anymore and wanted to join Armenian SSRball instead.
Soviet said nyet and on top of that Azerballs caused pogroms in Sumgait and 
Baku which killed a bit more than 1000 Armenballs. The situation was sort of stable during Soviet rule. But when the Soviets died from dose of capitalism, the war has started.
Armeniaball[edit | edit source]
Nagorno-Karabakh War lasted from 1991 until 1994 and it was a bad war. Newly independent Armeniaball suffered an earthquake in 1988 in Spitak and to this day there are rebuildings going on. Armeniaball would receive armament support from 
Russiaball and Greeceball. But very badly Azerbaijanball also got help from Turkeyball, Israelcube, 
Ukraineball and much more. Armeniaball and Nagorno-Karabakhball were able to defeat Azerbaijanball.
A ceasefire was signed but, Armenia suffered an economic blockade from Turkeyball and Azerbaijanball. To this day Nagorno-Karabakhball is independent but, no one recognizes it. With the war being won, Armenia rebuilt its economy by building a railroad with Iranball and having Georgiaball help it export its goods to Europe. The 90s were not nice to Armenia, as not the war but it suffered from very bad earthquakes as well.
But, in the 2000s Armenia got on its feet and was ready to move on. Many Armenballs that live outside of Armenia that escaped from genocide helped Armenia a lot. eshak was keep violating ceasefire and 
OSCEball cannot doings anything about it, and it's the one that should punish those who violate ceasefire AND AZER VIOLATED IT!!
In 2015 Armeniaball joined Eurasian Unionball and 
CSTOball instead havings paper signed with EUball as it believed that Europe won't help much and decided to be closer with Russiaball. In 2016 Sheep lover's assholes exploded and it attacked my little sibling and as usual, it claimed victory while it was the one losing a lot.
Armeniaball had decided to become from Presidential to the Parliament Republic and will do so in 2018. When doing the switch through governments, my president. Serzh Sargsyan decided it would be a good idea to run for prime minister, the next thing you know, the majority of my population came out to protest. For 1 month, 1 week, and 1 day, the Velvet Revolution was happening. Everyone was outside, protesting, yelling, playing music, and having a good time. The leader of the opposition, Nikol Pashinyan, eventually told everyone to block every road (Except for the ones that go to my Sibling), so everyone thought up the most creative ways to block the streets.
They played volleyball, cooked some khorovats, and even got haircuts. Serzh got tired of this and resigned, and eventually, most of the corrupt politicians from the Republican party resigned as well and Nikol was elected Prime minister. Now Armeniaball is just sweeping away corrupt officials and generals and electing better politicians who aren't as corrupt as the ones before.
In mid-2020 Azerbaijan became more painful, it started shelling Armenia's position especially around Artsakhball. This is possibly because Artsakh wanted to move its parliament into Sushaball, that city is very important for both Armenians and Azerbaijan which made Azeribaijian angry.
On 27 September Azerbaijan started shelling positions on Stepanakertball, in retaliation Artsakhball announced martial law and total mobilization, alongside Armeniaball. After that Azerbaijan's dictator Ilham Aliyev also addressed the Azerbaijan people that started a full-scale war, which lasted until 10 November after brokered armistice by Russiaball.
The war ended with loss for Artsakhball and Armeniaball, which lost the Hadrut district (bordering Iranball) during the war, including Sushaball (which cuts road between Armenia proper and Stepanakert, Artsakh's capital). Later after the ceasefire, Artsakh lost some of its north, east, and northwest part (part of Shahumyan, Askeran, Martuni, and Kashatagh District).
In total Artsakhball lost ~50% of its territories. After that protest erupted in 
Yerevanball against Nikol Pashinyan and the government who accepted the ceasefire.
Recently its president Armen Sarkissian resigned on January 23, 2022, because Sarkissian dislikes how Armenia's constitution limits Sarkissian's power to influence. Alen Simonyan replaced Sarkissian as acting president. On 3 March 2022, Vahagn Khachaturyan was elected as the fifth president of Armeniaball in the second round of parliamentary vote. The next month yet more protests broke out.
On 12 September 2022, a series of clashes erupted between Armenian and Azerbaijani troops along the Armeniaball–Azerbaijanball border, marking a major escalation in the 2021–2022 Armeniaball–Azerbaijan border crisis and resulting in nearly 300 deaths and dozens of injuries on both sides by 14 September. At least 204 Armenian servicemen were killed or missing, according to a report by Armenian Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan. Azerbaijanball acknowledged 80 fatalities among its forces, bringing total number of the killed to at least 284. A number of English-language sources refer to the episode as the 'Two Day War,' to distinguish it from the wider crisis, while journalist Gabriel Gavin writing in The Spectator described the conflict as "Europe's newest war."
In 12 December 2012 the blockade of Artsakhball was began, with Azerbaijanis blocking the only remaining road in and out of the breakaway Republic of Artsakhball. The area blockaded is the Shushaball–Dashaltyball intersection, which is under the mandate of the Russian Federation peacekeeping mission. Azerbaijanball claims the people blocking the corridor are "environmental activists," although the authenticity of this claim is under scrutiny as they have little to no record of eco-activism, work for Azerbaijani state organs, are sponsored by the government, and display nationalist symbols and slogans.
Relations[edit | edit source]
Friends (Ընկերներ/Ynkerner)[edit | edit source]
Angolaball - Good African friend, it even voted against this shameful resolution
Argentinaball - My diaspora is having colonies there. It's a friend who has stuck up for me in the past.
Boliviaball - Yuo recognize the genocide, and we both like 
Ethiopiaball a lot, so we are really good friends.
Brazilball - Many thanks for taking in my refugees during the genocide. We are friends with 
Lebanonball too.
Bulgariaball - Many of the Armens go to Bulgaria. It is a Orthodox too.
Canadaball - It recognizes the Armenian Genocide, and is an ally of 
USA. One of its hamlets has a name in honor of me though. I love its culture. Yep, you're very nice. THANK YOU FOR STOPPING EXPORTS TO AZERBAIJAN!!! YEEEET YOU HAVE ANSWERED MY CALL. TOGETHER WE CAN BE BEST BUDDIES
Quebecball - The first province to recognize my genocide!
Chinaball - Is a trade partner and interested in my economic development. Might be a good backup partner if 
Russiaball ever bails out on it. Also gave 
Yerevanball some buses. Thanks, Chinastan! Also a kebab remover. But you are too friendly with 
this imbecile who doesn't recognise me.
Chileball - It recognizes my genocide and I have good relations with it․
Crimeaball - Yuo are Russian clay.
Cyprusball - Yuo are real Cyprus! We share good feelings towards each other, as we both hate Turkey and Azerbaijan.
Egyptball - We both hate 
filthy Turks and 
genocider bitch.- Ethiopiaball - Coptic African sibling who recognizes my genocide and even provides homes for my escaped refugees. Thanks! I appreciate your support! It is also my best African friend and trading partner. I hope you cannot into starvation anymore. I have a small diasporic community living in its clay currently from the refugees since most of them moved back to me during the Soviet era. We are also both the first converters of Christianity.
Ethiopian Empireball - You helped fight against kebab, and you held my refugees.
Eurasian Unionball - Hopes to make money with it, but has only started. This better not be some kind of trick to resurrect the Soviet Union.
Franceball - We have a great relationship, I help it remove kebab and we're known to give each other big points at Eurovision (my jury gave its 12 points in 2016). It also made it illegal to deny the Armenian genocide on its clay. It also banned women from wearing the niqaab in public in 2010 and it enforced the ban in 2011. It also colonized and committed genocide in 
Algeriaball and hates Turkeyball's president for saying that its president needs help and it doesn't let it into 
EUball.
Germanyball - Has many kebabs living with it and didn't do anything to stop genocide... until 2016 when it finally recognized it and said sorry! Danke, Germania. But also know how to control the money.
Greeceball - We met so long ago that I cannot into remembering when. We were and still are great love who support each other in a difficult situations. Both hatings kebab, we are kebab removers, we are Orthodox and we want to restore the glorious city of Constantinopleball.
Indiaball - We have been friends for a long time and have close ties. Yerevanball has a yearly Indian festival too. I support it against its evil kebab sibling since it doesn't recognize me. But please, tell that child of yours to change its flag
Indonesiaball - I like visiting it and chilling with it. It's very hospitable and nice, although you are kebab. It even has its embassy in Yerevan! Yay!
Iranball - It used to be one of my greatest enemies and now it of one of my best friends. We like each other and have a lot of economical partnerships with each other. A lot of Persian tourists come and visit me. Let's build a railroad together!
Iraqball - Has many of my people living in its clay. We are in good relations after Saddam fell from power. Just like Syria it has lots of my people living in its clay. I hope it finally kills 
ISISball. Oh wait it already did it! It can into stronk evil jihadist remover! But it is of Kebab.
Italyball - Has good pizza and recognizes the Armenian Genocide, but I wonder why Indiaball hates it!
Japanball - I love its cars. It's good friends with 
Serbiaball and 
Georgiaball but I wonder why 
Colombiaball, 
Kurdistanball and Russiaball hate it!
Kazakhbrick - I like Tokayev. Kazakhs are our exceptional friends. Even if it's Turkic, it is also my friend. But most Turks are pissed off about yuo for celebrating my independence day with my flag in Nur-Sultan in the Russian language on social media where even an 
Azeri Soldier died on that day (in 21/9/2020). Well...- Lebanonball - Being in Middle East Lebanonball is quite a badass and brave country, with really good food. We love Lebanon. Lebanon is also the first Middle Eastern country to recognize the Armenian genocide.
Los Angelesball - Thank you for making a neighborhood called "Little Armenia" for my people who escaped genocide.
Moldovaball - 
Romania's little sibling and it likes my friends. And it also hates that stupid kebab.
Mexicoball - I love its tacos and it recognizes my genocide. It's also a child of 
Spainball and a sibling of Chileball, but I wonder why 
Swedenball and USAball hates it!
Norwayball - A good friend in Scandinavia. I am inspired by its GDP.
Polandball - We aren't trading partners or something like that, but it should be there because there is love between our people. My presence in the country goes back to Medieval times when my people were fleeing away from 
Seljukball. It recognizes genocide and gifts me cherries. Yum. Anyway, happy 100th independence day, Poland/Lehastan!- Romaniaball - We are good friends. We are both Orthodox and, removing kebab and it hates that
Azer bootlicker. 
Scotlandball, 
Northern Irelandball 
Walesball - You three are better than Tea and your Sibling cuz they can into recognize the Armenian genocide.- Serbiaball - It is a good friend. Also it disagree on
Artsakhball because of Serbia not wanting 
Kosovoball's independence. But Greeceball is our middleman. They are often portrayed as closer friends in diplomacy. - Russiaball - Big sworn-sibling who protects me from Turkey. It also supported me during the Nagorno-Karabakh War and I am is in Eurasian Union with Russia.
- Spainball - We like each other. It is good!
Syriaball - We get along well, as it helped me during the genocide. I feel sorry for it these days though. I am taking in some of its Syrian-Armenian and Yazidi refugees, who bring with them their fine cuisine.- Swedenball - My only Nordic friend can recognize my genocide and it also hates that kebab. Thanks, Sweden (Shvedia)!
Tajikistanball - My friend and sibling of Iran gets along really well with me as my militias helped defeat Islamists in its clay with the help of 
Uzbek. Also, Emomali Rahmon visited the Armenian Genocide memorial in Yerevan in 2017. Although there have been riots, all of that is in the past.
Tringapore - My immigrants contributed significantly to the development of its clay, and the Armenian Church is also the oldest church in its clay. A great friend in Southeast Asia, and I am inspired by its model of development.
Turkish Kurdistanball - We both Hate this kebab and we are both Russiaball's friends.
Uruguayball - Uruguay will always be in my heart! First country ever to recognize the Armenian Genocide. I remember that.- Uzbekistanball - Despite being Turkic, it gets along well with me. My people have had a presence in Central Asia for a long time and traded with the Turkic peoples there. My people began fleeing to Central Asia in order to escape persecution and genocide by the Ottoman Empireball. It is also thought that Uzbekistan unofficially recognized the Armenian Genocide. Why Turkey and Azerbaijan didn't be like you when it comes to recognizing? Huh?
UAEball - Only and best friend in Arabia! It recognizes my genocide and I had some of my people visiting into its clay. I also like its towers.
Myanmarball - Kebab removing partner in Southeast Asia! It likes to remove 
Rohingyas out of its clay, and it also hates my enemies.
Vietnamball - Good Asian sib. Has very good relations but damn it likes kebab. PLOX COLLABORATE WITH CHINABALL TO SAVE ME FROM THIS BULLYING PRICK PLOX!
Abkhaziaball and
South Ossetiaball - I will recognize yuo two maybe, just hope Georgiaball doesn't get angry. And thanks for supporting my little sibling.
Lithuaniaball - Thanks you for recognizing the Armenian genocide.
Latviaball - It support me against kebab and recognize Armenian genocide so I like your potato.
Neutral (Չեզոք/CH’ezok)[edit | edit source]
Belarusball - Chaos in your country makes it hard for me to deal with you sorry...
Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - Huh, is it a mixed Orthodox, Catholic, Islam, and multicultural country? (O_o) Let me take a look at you because you have a lot of people speaking the same language as Serbia...- Colombiaball - It's my South American friend. It also recognizes my genocide, and there's even a cityball in Colombia called Armenia. Interesting. But why yuor flag so similar to mine??!!
- Kurdistanball - Even if it did genocides with Ottomanball, it said it is sorry. We are almost like siblings, close cousins actually. I will help you fight against that devil, but don't claim my lands!
Soviet Unionball - Parent. Why you gotta side with Azerbaijanball in the Nagorno-Karabakh War? Oh well, you did protect me from it too though, and kept me safe at least.- EUball - I have mostly friendly feelings for it, even though Russia is making me stay away from it. Russia disagrees you on Crimea though, because it believes in the right of self-determination.
Saudi Arabiaball - We are neutral. Although I hate your religion because it might be going to badly happen. Also stop hating Iranball. But it's okay we didn't improve relations and we still hate Turkeyball, though.- Georgiaball - It is a sibling. We share good relations even though we fight a lot. Too sad it not no longer removings kebab with me as we used to before. Also, why did you break my internet?
Libyaball - Thanks for recognizing my genocide but why are you friends with 
kebabs?
Kyrgyzstanball and 
Turkmenistanball - They are Turkic but we can into 
CSTOball, and they are not annoying. So not all bad. Plus Kyrgyzstan I know you have chaos. Let me join in with Russia in meddling in you Jeebenkov.
OSCEball - Thanks for keeping peace in the region... sort of.
Afghanistanball - We Both Support China, BUT WHY DO YOU SUPPORT THIS IDIOT WHO DOESN'T RECOGNIZE ME?!?!
Palestineball - I taught it recognized you because yuo being friend with Kebab but we're both love Russiaball.
Slovakiaball - Uhhh. We ok I guess... because it is Czech's sibling BUT STOP SAYING 
NAGORNO-KARABAKH IS AZERBAIJAN!!
UKball - We are friends, but it won't recognise genocide much and won't give back my ancestor's statue of Anahit. Also, it wants to mine Syunikball's gold; which even if it improves my economy it might get Syunik's environment destroyed in the process.
Ukraineball - Orthodox sibling! We have a lot of history together, going back to medieval times when some of my people traveled to its clay. We export some trading as well, and I feel bad for it being attacked by everybody. But please help me defend my sovereignty please... we have a lot in common right?- USAball - I receive the second-highest U.S. aid per capita behind Israel. It wants me and Azerbaijanball to stop fighting and for me to make up with Turkeyball so there can be peace in the region. Heard you were having some trouble with Erdogan. Maybe you can focus on developing me up to become a stronk country now? Your people can into lovings my culture! Also thank you for Recognizing my Genocide.
Venezuelaball - I know that we both like Russiaball and that you recognize my genocide but we are neutral because so much crap is happening between us. I wonder why Colombia hates it!
Malaysiaball (Since 2020) - Even though you became friends with this idiot, I give you a hotel.
Israelcube - We have both been through a lot and we previously had good relations, but you're far too supportive of Azerbaijanball. STOP THIS COMPLICITY IN GENOCIDE OR I WILL WITHDRAW MY AMBASSADOR AND YOU NEED TO STOP BULLYING Palestineball!
Enemies (Թշնամիներ/T’shnaminer)[edit | edit source]
FSAball - LEAVE REAL SYRIA ALONE, YOU TURKISH PUPPET! REMOVE FSA! REMOVE ERDOGAN! REMOVE THE SYRIAN JIHADS!- Azerbaijanball - Turkey but smaller (see below). My salty Caucasian sibling lives in its own image. Keeps lying to itself that it is stronger than me, keeps violating ceasefires on the border, and also destroys my monuments. Artsakhball is free now and deal with its stinky Turkish puppet!
Dagestanball - Azer's puppet in Russia. REMOVE! Meh. Who the hell is even it? It is not even gonna make it to a greater one. Even it has a village with most of me. And it's called Karabagly.
South Azerbaijanball - Another Azer's puppet that wants to stop the trucks coming from Iran to make Azerbaijan beat me during the war. And I don't even care about even if yuo took a quarter of Iran. I care about gibing yuo no freedom at all.
Mauritiusball - FLAG STEALER! AND ALSO YOU STOLE MY SIBLINGS' FLAGS!!
Meghalayaball - Another Flag Stealer?? Get original!- Hungaryball - Yuo should have not released murderer, so that's why I cut ties with it. Worst European country ever I have to say this. End of story! It should be sorry! So soon... And I heard it was the member of The Visegrád Groupball.
Botswanaball and 
Lesothoball - WHY ARE YOU TWO FRIENDS WITH THAT BIG GENOCIDAL KEBAB AND BOTSWANA YOU HATE MY FRIEND ROMANIA?! AND YOU STOLE ARGENTINA'S FLAG! REMOVE ROBOTS!- ISISball - FIRST YUO KILL INNOCENT CIVILIANS AND NOW YUO BURN AND DESTROY MY CHURCHES?! LEAVE SYRIA AND IRAQ ALONE! YUO ARE EVEN WORSE THAN TURKEY! I suspect Turkeyball aids and funds it... Now I think yuo are defeated. But we WILL NOT FORGET!!
Qatarball - THAT STUPID TURKISH PUPPET SUPPORTS ON THAT TERRORISTS AND IT'S ALSO FRIENDS WITH KEBABS!! REMOVE KEBAB TERRORIST SUPPORTER!!
Albaniaball - EUROPEAN KEBAB! STOP BULLYING SERBIA, YOU ASSHOLE!! ALSO, HOW DARE YOU MAKE KOSOVO INDEPENDENT BY PUTTING MAJOR ALBANIANS IN ITS CLAY!!! REMOVE SHQIP AND KEBAB FROM PREMISES!- Kosovoball - HOW DARE YOU BECOME INDEPENDENT FROM SERBIA, AND YOU'RE ALSO A CHILD OF THAT EUROPEAN KEBAB!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BECOME A PART OF SERBIA, NOT INDEPENDENT!! KOSOVO JE SRBIJA!
Northern Cyprusball - SHUT UP KEBAB PUPPET! YUO CANNOT INTO RECOGNISED!! GREEK CYPRUS IS REAL CYPRUS!!
North Macedoniaball - It hates me for no reason.
Nakhchivanball - STOP DESTROYING MY MONUMENTS YOU ASSHOLE!- Pakistanball - It not recognizes me because it lovings Azerbaijanball. KASHMIR IS INDIAN CLAY!
- Turkeyball and Ottoman Empireball - OH YUO BOTH ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST! WHY DO I LIVE NEXT TO KEBAB AND AZER? REMOVE KEBAB! REMOVE KEBAB FROM PREMISES! WORST COUNTRYBALLS EVER! HOW DARE YUO STEAL MY CLAY AND MAKE GENOCIDE AND DENY THAT HISTORY! GIB RIGHTEOUS CLAY TO ME AND MY SIBLINGS! ME, GREECE, SERBIA, AND KURDISTAN ARE THE MEGA ALMIGHTY KEBAB DESTROYERS THAT CAN INTO REMOVING YUO! REMOVE KEBAB! REMOVE ERDOĞAN! REMOVE THE YOUNG TURKS! REMOVE ISTANBUL! CONSTANTINOPLE RIGHTFUL GREEK CLAY!
Flag Colors[edit | edit source]
Main Colors[edit | edit source]
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
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| Rosso Corsa (Կարմիր Կորսա) | 217, 0, 18 | C5-M93-Y100-K1 | #D90012 | |
| Dark UA Blue (Ա։Հ։ կապույտ) | 0, 51, 160 | C100-M78-Y1-K0 | #0033A0 | |
| Orange Peel (Օրանժ Փիլ) | 242, 168, 0 | C1-M42-Y96-K0 | #F2A800 | |
Gallery[edit | edit source]
Links[edit | edit source]
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Armeniaball • Azerbaijanball •  Belarusball •  Kazakhstanbrick •  Kyrgyzstanball •  Moldovaball • Russiaball •  Tajikistanball •  Uzbekistanball
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| Associates |  Turkmenistanball
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| Former Members | Georgiaball • Ukraineball
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| Marzer (Provinces) | Aragatsotnball • Araratball • Armavirball • Yerevanball • -icon.png){kind=icon} Geghark'unikball •  Kotaykball • Loriball ( Vanadzorball) • Shirakball ( Gyumriball) • Syunikball • Tavushball •  Vayots' Dzorball • Artsakhball |
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| Former historical entities | Migrants from South (Caucasus Natives) • Hurriansball • Urartuball • Ancient Armeniaball •  Iberiaball • SPQRball • Parthiaball •  Persiaball •  Bagratid Armeniaball ( Aniball) • Armenian Kingdom of Ciliciaball • Kingdom of Artsakhball • Principality of Khachenball • Kingdom of Loriball •  Transcaucasiaball • First Republic of Armeniaball • Republic of Mountainous Armeniaball •  Transcaucasian SFSRballs • Armenian SSRball
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| Founders | Russiaball • Belarusball •  Kazakhbrick
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| Other members | Armeniaball • Kyrgyzstanball
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| Future members | Tajikistanball •  Syriaball • Uzbekistanball •  Mongoliaball
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| Free Trade Agreements |  Egyptball • Iranball • Moldovaball • Serbiaball • Uzbekistanball •  Vietnamball
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| Republics | Armeniaball • Azerbaijanball ( Artsakhball •  Talyshball •  Udiball) • Georgiaball ( Abkhaziaball •  Adjaraball •  South Ossetiaball) • Russiaball ( ) Astrakhanball •  Chechnyaball •  Dagestanball •  Ingushetiaball •  Adygeaball •  Kabardino-Balkariaball •  Karachay-Cherkessiaball •  North Ossetia–Alaniaball •  Stavropolball •  Lezginball •  Aghulball •  Tsakhurball •  Andiball •  Tabasaranball •  Tatball •  Lakball •  Abaziniaball •  Kumykiaball
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| Other Countries | Iranball • Turkeyball
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| Historical |  Lazball •  Avarball •  Nogaiball • Circassiaball •  Svanetiball •  Mingreliaball •  Kuban Cossacksball •  Terek Cossacksball •  Don Cossacksball • Transcaucasiaball
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| Country Members | Chinaball •  Indiaball • Iranball • Kazakhbrick • Kyrgyzstanball •  Pakistanball • Russiaball • Tajikistanball • Uzbekistanball
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| Observers |  Afghanistanball • Belarusball• Mongoliaball
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| Dialogue Partners | Armeniaball • Azerbaijanball •  Cambodiaball •  NepalRawr •  Sri Lankaball • Turkeyball
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