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    There are people in the world who live only for themselves; there are people who live to torment others; there are also people who live to help those who suffer. And, of course, these are the only ones in the world.
    — Hovhannes Tumanyan
    Make a step! Remove Serzh!
    — Nikol Pashinyan
    Wake up! Grababrushandputalittle makeup!
    — Serj Tankian from System of a Down
    Մեր Հայրենիք, ազատ անկախ,

    Որ ապրել է դարեդար
    (Our Fatherland, free, independent, That has lived for centuries)

    Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball about to sing its anthem

    Armeniaball, officially the Republic of Armeniaball, is a country in the South Caucasus region of Eurasia. Located in Western Asia on the Armenian Highlands, it is bordered by Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball to the west, Georgia-icon.png Georgiaball to the north, the de facto independent Republic of Artsakhball, and Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball to the east, and Iran-icon.png Iranball and Azerbaijan's exclave of Nakhchivan-icon.png Nakhchivan to the south and southwest, respectively.

    Armeniaball is a unitary, multi-party, democratic nation-state with an ancient cultural heritage, dating back to the 6th century BC. it incarnated into the modern Republic of Armeniaball in 1991 during the death of its adoptive parent, the Soviet Unionball.

    Armeniaball is a member of the Eurasian Union-icon.png Eurasian Economic Union, the Council of Europe, and the Collective Security Treaty Organization while struggling to join the EU-icon.png European Union because only Russia can understand its problems. Armenia supports the de facto independent Artsakhball, which was proclaimed in 1991.

    History[edit | edit source]

    Welcome to the Armenian Highlands[edit | edit source]

    You wonder, who is Armenia? Well, sit down, grab some khorovats, and let me tell you a tale of Armenia. Armenia is very ancient. Armeniaball was even first mentioned by Babylon-icon.png Babylonball in 500's BC, its clay appearing in the world's oldest map. Armenia's real name is Hayastan and it came from most glorious hero Hayk who defeated evil Bel (titan of Babylon). Legends sayings that of Armenian Highlands were where the predecessors of Armeniaball settled.

    Many tribes were formed like 2-icon.png Arme-Shupria,2-icon.png Mushki, 2-icon.png Sukhmu, Urartu-icon.png Uruarti, 2-icon.png Nairi, and 2-icon.png Hayasa-Azzi. And these tribes being very friendly and tradings between each other. Assyria-icon.png Assyriaball had a great interest in the area especially in Nairi (which means "Land of Rivers" in its language). Nairi was beautiful and it was very stronk.

    Assyria-icon.png Assyriaball of many times tryings to win over Nairi, but 2-icon.png Hayasa-Azziball would never let it. 2-icon.png Hayasa-Azziball would usually pick fights with Hittites-icon.png Hittitesball. 2-icon.png Hayasa-Azziball would grow old and its child, Urartu-icon.png Urartuball would continue its legacy even after 2-icon.png Hayasa-Azzi's death. Urartu-icon.png Urartuball was the most popular among the Armenian tribes and it managings to unite all of the tribes and there it was, Nairiball.

    Urartu-icon.png Urartuball and 2-icon.png Nairiball united after which very pissed off Assyria-icon.png Assyriaball. It was enraged and fought Urartu-icon.png Urartuball. Nairi still stayings with Urartu-icon.png Urartuball. Later on, Mediaball killings Assyria-icon.png Assyriaball and headed to kill Urartu-icon.png Urartuball. Urartu-icon.png Urartuball and Nairiball got anschlussed by Media. then Ancient Armenia-icon.png Armenia was formed.

    Glory of Tigran and Ancient Armenia-icon.png Ancient Armeniaball[edit | edit source]

    Around that time when Armeniaball was following pagan religion, Saint Thaddeus and Bartholomew came to Armeniaball and introduced Christian-icon.png Christianityball to Armeniaball. Armeniaball did not convert but, it was into thinking about that. Armeniaball had many great friends like some Ancient Greece-icon.png Greek city-stateballs, Georgia-icon.png G... uh... I mean Iberiaball, Caucasian Albania-icon.png Caucasian Albaniaball (just hopings it not become into Azerbaijan-icon.png pain in my assholes) and many more friends. In the 1st century BC, Armenia had the biggest amount of clay than it ever had under the rule of glorious of them all, Tigran Mets (Tigranes the Great).

    But, that glory did not last very long. Unlucky but, Armenia was in between of two great empires, SPQR-icon.png SPQRball and Parthia-icon.png Parthiaball. SPQRball has cleared its way and ate Ancient Greece-icon.png Ancient Greeceball and came close to Armeniaball. Parthiaball, on the other hand, was trying to CONSTANTLY CONVERT ME TO SHITE Zoroastrianism-icon.png ZOROASTRIAN. They fought countless wars to anschluss Armenia and at some point they did but, Armenia would become independent again. Sometimes Rome-icon.png Rome and Parthia were actually nice and not into anschluss.

    Armenia lived happily until in the 3rd century Parthiaball got sick. Things went otherwise as both SPQRball and Parthiaball went full anschluss on Armeniaball and then against each other. By that Armeniaball would again be released from anschluss but stay in the influence of both of these empires with Sassanid-icon.png Sassanidball. Sassanid anschlussed Armenia in 252 AD and Rome kickings Sassanid's assholes but also anschluss Armenia.

    Armenia was divided between Roman clay and Sassanid clay. In 384 AD SPQR-icon.png SPQRball died and its child Byzantine-icon.png Byzantineball who also was Ancient Greece-icon.png Greece's child continued to rule over Armenia's clay. In 428 AD the last dynasty of Ancient Armeniaball has stopped ruling as Armenia's clay became split between Byzantine-icon.png Byzantineball and Sassanid-icon.png Sassanidball.

    Christianization and Bagratid Armenia-icon.png Bagratid Armeniaball[edit | edit source]

    In 301 AD Armenia remembered the two apostles (Thaddeus and Bartholomew who into visitings it and introduced Christian-icon.png Christianityball, and following the blessed and greatest Grigor Lusavoritch (Gredory the Illuminator) who converted Armenia's king at that time Tiridates III into Christian-icon.png Christianity, Armeniaball became the first country in the world to accept Christianity as its state religion because its the best religion.

    In 405 AD Mesrop Mashtots created the Armenian aybuben (alphabet) which meant Armeniaball could translate Bible. In 450 AD Sassanid-icon.png Sassanidball becomings into a lot of pissings because Armenia become Christian and not crap Zoroastrian that it was into forcing Armeniaball to be converted. At that time, under the leadership of respectful and honored Vardan Mamikonian, Armeniaball led a rebellion in which Sassanidball had much more army and even fought with war elephants. But, glorious Vardan kickings Sassasnids assholes and Sassanid of promise to leave Armeniaball to be Christian.

    Time of passings... Armeniaball lived a happy life with autonomy from both Sassanidball and Byzantine-icon.png Byzantineball with the freedom to be Monophysitism-icon.png Armenian Orthodox in both empires. In the 7th century when Islam-icon.png Muslim caliphates rose up, they fought the Byzantineball and Sassanidball for clay. Sassanid-icon.png Sassanidball was killed and Islam-icon.png Islamball was spread to Persian clay. Using the opportunity, Armeniaball of asking Abbasid-icon.png Abbasidball for independence who gave Armenia independence in 880 AD.

    Armeniaball was of split in kingdoms like Kingdom of Atsakh-icon.png Kingdom of Artsakhball, Kingdom of Lori-icon.png Kingdom of Loriball and more. Of Vaspurakan later split from Armeniaball and Armeniaball tried to get it back to its clay. In 1045 Byzantine-icon.png Byzantineball used the war Armeniaball and Vaspurakanball had anschlussed the capital Ani-icon.png Aniball from Armenia then ate it whole. Of Armeniaball was actually being treated well under Byzantineball but it of trying to convert it into Orthodox-icon.png Orthodoxyball.

    Kebab arrives, Crusades and Cilicia-icon.png Ciliciaball[edit | edit source]

    After Islam-icon.png Islamball spread its beliefs in Arabia and Persia, Armenia's dear friend Caucasian Albania-icon.png Caucasian Albaniaball fell into Islamball and became completely unrecognizable. However many of Armenia's friends like Georgia-icon.png Kingdom of Georgiaball fought well against many caliphates and Assyria-icon.png Assyriaball who was controlled by Muslims but, managed to be safe. In the 11th century, something was born that was of great disaster to us all. The Seljuk-icon.png Seljukball, of first kebab to arrive. It was not nice to me and my friends. It would into killings many of non-Muslims and Armeniaball had enough of its shit.

    Me and Georgia-icon.png Georgiaball removed it from premises and helped Georgiaball retrieve its capital Tbilisi-icon.png Tbilisiball. To be safe from kebabs, Armenballs decided to migrate to the Taurus mountains where Byzantine-icon.png Byzantineball would give them some clay to live in thus making Cilicia-icon.png Ciliciaball being born. Seljukball of dyings later but its child Sultanate of Rum-icon.png Rumball was into growing strong with many other caliphates like Fatimid-icon.png Fatimidball and Abbasid-icon.png Abbasidball.

    Of their rise disturbed Papal States-icon.png Papal Statesball as it wishings to restore Jerusalem-icon.png Jerusalemcube from the Muslim rule. It is the main pope and controlling in Catholic-icon.png Catholicismball, it orderings powers such as Kingdom of France-icon.png Kingdom of Franceball and Kingdom of England-icon.png Kingdom of Englandball to finish off Seljuk-icon.png Seljukball and in which Cilicia-icon.png Ciliciaball of decidings to help crusaders against Muslims and this war became known as the Templar Order-icon.png First Crusade Crusader-icon.png.

    Division, The Great War and Armenia-icon.png First Republic of Armeniaball[edit | edit source]

    Armenian clay was divided into two (Western and Eastern) after the Crusader-icon.png Crusades. It was divided between many empires. Most known ones were Safavid-icon.png Safavidball to the east and Ottoman-icon.png Ottomanball. Armeniaballs lived fine with both of them and both gave some autonomy to Armenians and their faith to practice Monophysitism-icon.png their faith. In the 19th century, however, a new player joined and defeated Safavid-icon.png Safavidball. Its name was Russian-Empire-icon.png Russiaball. So Armeniaball's eastern clay became Russian and it was fine.

    Bad part began when Ottoman-icon.png Ottomanball and Russian-Empire-icon.png Russiaball of fightings over clay (WHICH WAS MINE IN FACT)! A Ottoman-icon.png Ottomanball lost and distrusted Armeniaball for that. It and Armeniaball began arguing and even fighting a lot, especially after my dear old friend Kingdom of Greece-icon.png Greeceball got its independence letting Ottoman-icon.png Ottomanball going paranoid.

    It blamed Armeniaball for its military failures because it did not want revolts to start against it. It started killings some Armeniaballs which led Armeniaball and Ottoman-icon.png Ottomanball to finally break up (as friends not couples ew). Revolutionary Dashnaks were created and began revolting and demanding independence for many years. A one event... Kingdom of Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball shooting Austria-Hungary-icon.png Austria-Hungaryball and startings World War I.

    When World War I started Ottoman-icon.png Ottomanball joined German Empire-icon.png Germanyball and suspected Armenballs that they are traitors and help Russian-Empire-icon.png Russiaball. Ottoman-icon.png Ottomanball got into pissed and decided to exterminate Armenians from existence causing Armenballs to flee to all over parts of the world.

    That was the most barbaric moment in Armeniaball's history and first genocide of 20th century. Dashnaks began fighting alongside Russiaball against kebab and actually were of winning a lot which made stinky kebab even more paranoid however, when Russiaball got sick with Communism-icon.png Communismball, it of stoppings to help Armeniaball against Ottoman-icon.png Ottomanball. Armenia-icon.png First Republic of Armeniaball became an independent country and began fighting against kebab with other powers like France-icon.png Franceball and UK-icon.png UKball.

    To avenge for their families slaughtered by evil Ottoman-icon.png kebab, Armenballs started to fight the kebab alongside Greece-icon.png Greeceball and Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball as well. That was when the famous kebab remover trio was born. Armenballs were lead by the greatest of them all (aside Tigranes) Andranik and Garegin Nzhdeh. Even the Kurdistan-icon.png Kurds who fought alongside Ottoman-icon.png kebab said that Andranik was like a "ghost", a bullet would basically go through him. And Garegin was one of bravest leaders Armeniaball had.

    A great victory came when the war ended but, it came with a great cost. When Ottoman-icon.png kebab finally died, some clay was handed to Greece-icon.png Greeceball and Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball. Yuo would think is that the happy ever after ending. No. Rest was getting no better.

    Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball had to defend itseld from Ottoman-icon.png evil kebab's child Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball who wanted Armeniaball's clay... As well Armeniaball had to return Lori-icon.png Loriball from Georgia2004-icon.png DR Georgiaball and Artsakh-icon.png Artsakhball from Azerbaijan-icon.png DR Azerbaijanball. Of once these two were Armeniaball's loved siblings (they still are I meanings but with more salt) and now they fought.

    Armeniaball was way into exhausted and got anschlussed by Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball who decidings to simply "privyet" everyone and eatings all of Caucasus. It agreed to give Armeniaball's western land and get other parts for itself marking today's Armenian border.

    Glorious Ani-icon.png Aniball was now part of Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball (now known as Turkey-icon.png Karsball), Nakhchivan-icon.png Nakhchivanball and Artsakh-icon.png Artsakhball belonged to Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball. At least it of lettings me keep Lori-icon.png Loriball and Armenia-icon (division).png Syunikball.

    Armenian SSR-icon.png Armenian SSRball[edit | edit source]

    The 1920s were really scary ages as Stalin-icon.png Stalin was in the power of Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball and it would send a lot of people to Gulags so Armenballs could not fight against it. It made its state emblem showing the glorious mountain Ararat which used to be part of Armenia's clay before the Armenian Genocide. Of course that pissed off Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball, but Armeniaball and Sovietball gave no shittings and tellings it to remove the moon from its flag as it did not own it.

    In 1939 Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball under the leadership of Hitler-icon.png Hitler deciding with Sovietball that they should splittings Poland-icon.png Polandball which started World War II. Soviet-icon.png Soviet would at that time mindings its business and eatings Estonia-icon.pngLatvia-icon.pngLithuania-icon.png Balticballs and Finland-icon.png Finlandball though it was very bitter about it. But, in 1941 Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball tricked and invaded the Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball which made Armenballs join in the battle alongside all other socialist states.

    Armenballs has risked their lives to save many Israel-icon.png Jews from Hitler. It was a scary time and many dyings. All SSRballs were like a family fighting. Many Armenians who were around the world in the diaspora also fought on the Western Front.

    The war was finally over in 1945 and the Cold War has started. Very surprisingly but Armenian SSR-icon.png Armenian SSRball actually was sort of friends with Azerbaijan SSR-icon.png Azerbaijan SSRball. It was a time when all of the nations in the Warsaw Pact-icon.png Warsaw Pactball were very good comrades and loved each other.

    In 1988 however, Armenian SSR-icon.png Nagorno-Karabakh Autonomous Oblastball did not want to be with Azerbaijan SSR-icon.png Azerbaijan SSRball anymore and wanted to join Armenian SSR-icon.png Armenian SSRball instead.

    Soviet-icon.png Soviet said nyet and on top of that Azerballs caused pogroms in Sumgait and Baku-icon.png Baku which killed a bit more than 1000 Armenballs. The situation was sort of stable during Soviet-icon.png Soviet rule. But when the Soviet-icon.png Soviets died from dose of capitalism, the war has started.

    Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball[edit | edit source]

    Nagorno-Karabakh War lasted from 1991 until 1994 and it was a bad war. Newly independent Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball suffered an earthquake in 1988 in Spitak and to this day there are rebuildings going on. Armeniaball would receive armament support from Russia-icon.png Russiaball and Greece-icon.png Greeceball. But very badly Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball also got help from Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball, Israel-icon.png Israelcube, Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball and much more. Armeniaball and Artsakh-icon.png Nagorno-Karabakhball were able to defeat Azerbaijanball.

    A ceasefire was signed but, Armenia suffered an economic blockade from Turkeyball and Azerbaijanball. To this day Nagorno-Karabakhball is independent but, no one recognizes it. With the war being won, Armenia rebuilt its economy by building a railroad with Iran-icon.png Iranball and having Georgia-icon.png Georgiaball help it export its goods to Europe. The 90s were not nice to Armenia, as not the war but it suffered from very bad earthquakes as well.

    But, in the 2000s Armenia got on its feet and was ready to move on. Many Armenballs that live outside of Armenia that escaped from genocide helped Armenia a lot. eshak was keep violating ceasefire and OSCE-icon.png OSCEball cannot doings anything about it, and it's the one that should punish those who violate ceasefire AND AZER VIOLATED IT!!

    In 2015 Armeniaball joined Eurasian Union-icon.png Eurasian Unionball and CSTO-icon.png CSTOball instead havings paper signed with EU-icon.png EUball as it believed that Europe won't help much and decided to be closer with Russia-icon.png Russiaball. In 2016 Azerbaijan-icon.png Sheep lover's assholes exploded and it attacked Artsakh-icon.png my little sibling and as usual, it claimed victory while it was the one losing a lot.

    Armeniaball had decided to become from Presidential to the Parliament Republic and will do so in 2018. When doing the switch through governments, my president. Serzh Sargsyan decided it would be a good idea to run for prime minister, the next thing you know, the majority of my population came out to protest. For 1 month, 1 week, and 1 day, the Velvet Revolution was happening. Everyone was outside, protesting, yelling, playing music, and having a good time. The leader of the opposition, Nikol Pashinyan, eventually told everyone to block every road (Except for the ones that go to my Artsakh-icon.png Sibling), so everyone thought up the most creative ways to block the streets.

    They played volleyball, cooked some khorovats, and even got haircuts. Serzh got tired of this and resigned, and eventually, most of the corrupt politicians from the Republican party resigned as well and Nikol was elected Prime minister. Now Armeniaball is just sweeping away corrupt officials and generals and electing better politicians who aren't as corrupt as the ones before.

    In mid-2020 Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijan became more painful, it started shelling Armenia's position especially around Artsakh-icon.png Artsakhball. This is possibly because Artsakh wanted to move its parliament into Sushaball, that city is very important for both Armenians and Azerbaijan which made Azeribaijian angry.

    On 27 September Azerbaijan started shelling positions on Stepanakertball, in retaliation Artsakh-icon.png Artsakhball announced martial law and total mobilization, alongside Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball. After that Azerbaijan's dictator Ilham Aliyev also addressed the Azerbaijan people that started a full-scale war, which lasted until 10 November after brokered armistice by Russia-icon.png Russiaball.

    The war ended with loss for Artsakh-icon.png Artsakhball and Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball, which lost the Hadrut district (bordering Iran-icon.png Iranball) during the war, including Sushaball (which cuts road between Armenia proper and Stepanakert, Artsakh's capital). Later after the ceasefire, Artsakh lost some of its north, east, and northwest part (part of Shahumyan, Askeran, Martuni, and Kashatagh District).
    In total Artsakh-icon.png Artsakhball lost ~50% of its territories. After that protest erupted in Yerevan-icon.png Yerevanball against Nikol Pashinyan and the government who accepted the ceasefire.

    Recently its president Armen Sarkissian resigned on January 23, 2022, because Sarkissian dislikes how Armenia's constitution limits Sarkissian's power to influence. Alen Simonyan replaced Sarkissian as acting president. On 3 March 2022, Vahagn Khachaturyan was elected as the fifth president of Armeniaball in the second round of parliamentary vote. The next month yet more protests broke out.

    On 12 September 2022, a series of clashes erupted between Armenian and Azerbaijani troops along the Armeniaball–Azerbaijanball border, marking a major escalation in the 2021–2022 Armeniaball–Azerbaijan border crisis and resulting in nearly 300 deaths and dozens of injuries on both sides by 14 September. At least 204 Armenian servicemen were killed or missing, according to a report by Armenian Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan. Azerbaijanball acknowledged 80 fatalities among its forces, bringing total number of the killed to at least 284. A number of English-language sources refer to the episode as the 'Two Day War,' to distinguish it from the wider crisis, while journalist Gabriel Gavin writing in The Spectator described the conflict as "Europe's newest war."

    In 12 December 2012 the blockade of Artsakhball was began, with Azerbaijanis blocking the only remaining road in and out of the breakaway Republic of Artsakhball. The area blockaded is the Shushaball–Dashaltyball intersection, which is under the mandate of the Russian Federation peacekeeping mission. Azerbaijanball claims the people blocking the corridor are "environmental activists," although the authenticity of this claim is under scrutiny as they have little to no record of eco-activism, work for Azerbaijani state organs, are sponsored by the government, and display nationalist symbols and slogans.

    Relations[edit | edit source]

    Friends (Ընկերներ/Ynkerner)[edit | edit source]

    • Angola-icon.png Angolaball - Good African friend, it even voted against this shameful resolution
    • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - My diaspora is having colonies there. It's a friend who has stuck up for me in the past.
    • Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball - Yuo recognize the genocide, and we both like Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball a lot, so we are really good friends.
    • Brazil-icon.png Brazilball - Many thanks for taking in my refugees during the genocide. We are friends with Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball too.
    • Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball - Many of the Armens go to Bulgaria. It is a Orthodox too.
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - It recognizes the Armenian Genocide, and is an ally of USA-icon.png USA. One of its hamlets has a name in honor of me though. I love its culture. Yep, you're very nice. THANK YOU FOR STOPPING EXPORTS TO AZERBAIJAN!!! YEEEET YOU HAVE ANSWERED MY CALL. TOGETHER WE CAN BE BEST BUDDIES
      • Quebec-icon.png Quebecball - The first province to recognize my genocide!
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - Is a trade partner and interested in my economic development. Might be a good backup partner if Russia-icon.png Russiaball ever bails out on it. Also gave Yerevan-icon.png Yerevanball some buses. Thanks, Chinastan! Also a kebab remover. But you are too friendly with Pakistan-icon.png this imbecile who doesn't recognise me.
    • Chile-icon.png Chileball - It recognizes my genocide and I have good relations with it․
    • Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball - Yuo are Russian clay.
    • Cyprus-icon.png Cyprusball - Yuo are real Cyprus! We share good feelings towards each other, as we both hate Turkey and Azerbaijan.
    • Egypt-icon.png Egyptball - We both hate Turkey-icon.png filthy Turks and Ottoman-icon.png genocider bitch.
    • Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball - Coptic African sibling who recognizes my genocide and even provides homes for my escaped refugees. Thanks! I appreciate your support! It is also my best African friend and trading partner. I hope you cannot into starvation anymore. I have a small diasporic community living in its clay currently from the refugees since most of them moved back to me during the Soviet era. We are also both the first converters of Christianity.
    • Abyssinia-icon.png Ethiopian Empireball - You helped fight against Ottoman-icon.png kebab, and you held my refugees.
    • Eurasian Union-icon.png Eurasian Unionball - Hopes to make money with it, but has only started. This better not be some kind of trick to resurrect the Soviet Union.
    • France-icon.png Franceball - We have a great relationship, I help it remove kebab and we're known to give each other big points at Eurovision (my jury gave its 12 points in 2016). It also made it illegal to deny the Armenian genocide on its clay. It also banned women from wearing the niqaab in public in 2010 and it enforced the ban in 2011. It also colonized and committed genocide in Algeria-icon.png Algeriaball and hates Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball's president for saying that its president needs help and it doesn't let it into EU-icon.png EUball.
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - Has many kebabs living with it and didn't do anything to stop genocide... until 2016 when it finally recognized it and said sorry! Danke, Germania. But also know how to control the money.
    • Greece-icon.png Greeceball - We met so long ago that I cannot into remembering when. We were and still are great love who support each other in a difficult situations. Both hatings kebab, we are kebab removers, we are Orthodox and we want to restore the glorious city of Constantinopleball.
    • India-icon.png Indiaball - We have been friends for a long time and have close ties. Yerevan-icon.png Yerevanball has a yearly Indian festival too. I support it against its Pakistan-icon.png evil kebab sibling since it doesn't recognize me. But please, tell that child of yours to change its flag
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - I like visiting it and chilling with it. It's very hospitable and nice, although you are kebab. It even has its embassy in Yerevan-icon.png Yerevan! Yay!
    • Iran-icon.png Iranball - It used to be one of my greatest enemies and now it of one of my best friends. We like each other and have a lot of economical partnerships with each other. A lot of Persian tourists come and visit me. Let's build a railroad together!
    • Iraq-icon.png Iraqball - Has many of my people living in its clay. We are in good relations after Saddam fell from power. Just like Syria it has lots of my people living in its clay. I hope it finally kills ISIS-icon.png ISISball. Oh wait it already did it! It can into stronk evil jihadist remover! But it is of Kebab.
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball - Has good pizza and recognizes the Armenian Genocide, but I wonder why India-icon.png Indiaball hates it!
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - I love its cars. It's good friends with Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball and Georgia-icon.png Georgiaball but I wonder why Colombia-icon.png Colombiaball, Kurdistan-icon.png Kurdistanball and Russia-icon.png Russiaball hate it!
    • Kazakhstan-icon.png Kazakhbrick - I like Tokayev. Kazakhs are our exceptional friends. Even if it's Turkic, it is also my friend. But most Turks are pissed off about yuo for celebrating my independence day with my flag in Nur-Sultan in the Russian language on social media where even an Azerbaijan-icon.png Azeri Soldier died on that day (in 21/9/2020). Well...
    • Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball - Being in Middle East Lebanonball is quite a badass and brave country, with really good food. We love Lebanon. Lebanon is also the first Middle Eastern country to recognize the Armenian genocide.
    • Los Angeles-icon.png Los Angelesball - Thank you for making a neighborhood called "Little Armenia" for my people who escaped genocide.
    • Moldova-icon.png Moldovaball - Romania-icon.png Romania's little sibling and it likes Serbia-icon.pngBulgaria-icon.png my friends. And it also hates that stupid Turkey-icon.png kebab.
    • Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball - I love its tacos and it recognizes my genocide. It's also a child of Spain-icon.png Spainball and a sibling of Chile-icon.png Chileball, but I wonder why Sweden-icon.png Swedenball and USA-icon.png USAball hates it!
    • Norway-icon.png Norwayball - A​​​​​ good friend in Scandinavia. I am inspired by its GDP.
    • Poland-icon.png Polandball - We aren't trading partners or something like that, but it should be there because there is love between our people. My presence in the country goes back to Medieval times when my people were fleeing away from Seljuk-icon.png Seljukball. It recognizes genocide and gifts me cherries. Yum. Anyway, happy 100th independence day, Poland/Lehastan!
    • Romania-icon.png Romaniaball - We are good friends. We are both Orthodox and, removing kebab and it hates that Hungary-icon.png Azer bootlicker.
    • Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball, Northern Ireland-icon.png Northern Irelandball Wales-icon.png Walesball - You three are better than Tea and your Sibling cuz they can into recognize the Armenian genocide.
    • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - It is a good friend. Also it disagree on Nagorno-Karabakh-icon.png Artsakhball because of Serbia not wanting Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball's independence. But Greece-icon.png Greeceball is our middleman. They are often portrayed as closer friends in diplomacy.
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Big sworn-sibling who protects me from Turkey. It also supported me during the Nagorno-Karabakh War and I am is in Eurasian Union-icon.png Eurasian Union with Russia-icon.png Russia.
    • Spain-icon.png Spainball - We like each other. It is good!
    • Syria-icon.png Syriaball - We get along well, as it helped me during the genocide. I feel sorry for it these days though. I am taking in some of its Syrian-Armenian and Yazidi refugees, who bring with them their fine cuisine.
    • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - My only Nordic friend can recognize my genocide and it also hates that Turkey-icon.png kebab. Thanks, Sweden (Shvedia)!
    • Tajik-icon.png Tajikistanball - My friend and sibling of Iran gets along really well with me as my militias helped defeat Islamists in its clay with the help of Uzbek-icon.png Uzbek. Also, Emomali Rahmon visited the Armenian Genocide memorial in Yerevan in 2017. Although there have been riots, all of that is in the past.
    • Singapore-icon.png Tringapore - My immigrants contributed significantly to the development of its clay, and the Armenian Church is also the oldest church in its clay. A great friend in Southeast Asia, and I am inspired by its model of development.
    • North Kurdistan-icon.png Turkish Kurdistanball - We both Hate this kebab and we are both Russiaball's friends.
    • Uruguay-icon.png Uruguayball - Uruguay will always be in my heart! First country ever to recognize the Armenian Genocide. I remember that.
    • Uzbek-icon.png Uzbekistanball - Despite being Turkic, it gets along well with me. My people have had a presence in Central Asia for a long time and traded with the Turkic peoples there. My people began fleeing to Central Asia in order to escape persecution and genocide by the Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball. It is also thought that Uzbekistan unofficially recognized the Armenian Genocide. Why Turkey and Azerbaijan didn't be like you when it comes to recognizing? Huh?
    • UAE-icon.png UAEball - Only and best friend in Arabia! It recognizes my genocide and I had some of my people visiting into its clay. I also like its towers.​
    • Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball - Kebab removing partner in Southeast Asia! It likes to remove Rohingya-icon.png Rohingyas out of its clay, and it also hates Azerbaijan-icon.pngTurkey-icon.png my enemies.
    • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - Good Asian sib. Has very good relations but damn it likes Turkey-icon.png kebab. PLOX COLLABORATE WITH China-icon.png CHINABALL TO SAVE ME FROM Azerbaijan-icon.png THIS BULLYING PRICK PLOX!
    • Abkhazia-icon.png Abkhaziaball and South Ossetia-icon.png South Ossetiaball - I will recognize yuo two maybe, just hope Georgia-icon.png Georgiaball doesn't get angry. And thanks for supporting my little sibling.
    • Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball - Thanks you for recognizing the Armenian genocide.
    • Latvia-icon.png Latviaball - It support me against Turkey-icon.png Azerbaijan-icon.png kebab and recognize Armenian genocide so I like your potato.

    Neutral (Չեզոք/CH’ezok)[edit | edit source]

    • Belarus-icon.png Belarusball - Chaos in your country makes it hard for me to deal with you sorry...
    • Bosnia-icon.png Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - Huh, is it a mixed Orthodox, Catholic, Islam, and multicultural country? (O_o) Let me take a look at you because you have a lot of people speaking the same language as Serbia...
    • Colombia-icon.png Colombiaball - It's my South American friend. It also recognizes my genocide, and there's even a cityball in Colombia called Armenia. Interesting. But why yuor flag so similar to mine??!!
    • Kurdistan-icon.png Kurdistanball - Even if it did genocides with Ottomanball, it said it is sorry. We are almost like siblings, close cousins actually. I will help you fight against that devil, but don't claim my lands!
    • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - Parent. Why you gotta side with Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball in the Nagorno-Karabakh War? Oh well, you did protect me from it too though, and kept me safe at least.
    • EU-icon.png EUball - I have mostly friendly feelings for it, even though Russia-icon.png Russia is making me stay away from it. Russia disagrees you on Crimea though, because it believes in the right of self-determination.
    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - We are neutral. Although I hate your religion because it might be going to badly happen. Also stop hating Iran-icon.png Iranball. But it's okay we didn't improve relations and we still hate Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball, though.
    • Georgia-icon.png Georgiaball - It is a sibling. We share good relations even though we fight a lot. Too sad it not no longer removings Turkey-icon.png kebab with me as we used to before. Also, why did you break my internet?
    • Libya-icon.png Libyaball - Thanks for recognizing my genocide but why are you friends with Turkey-icon.png Azerbaijan-icon.png Somalia-icon.png Pakistan-icon.png kebabs?
    • Kyrgyz-icon.png Kyrgyzstanball and Turkmen-icon.png Turkmenistanball - They are Turkic but we can into CSTO-icon.png CSTOball, and they are not annoying. So not all bad. Plus Kyrgyzstan I know you have chaos. Let me join in with Russia in meddling in you Jeebenkov.
    • OSCE-icon.png OSCEball - Thanks for keeping peace in the region... sort of.
    • Taliban-icon.png Afghanistanball - We Both Support China, BUT WHY DO YOU SUPPORT THIS Pakistan-icon.png IDIOT WHO DOESN'T RECOGNIZE ME?!?!
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - I taught it recognized you because yuo being friend with Azerbaijan-icon.png Turkey-icon.png Kebab but we're both love Russia-icon.png Russiaball.
    • Slovakia-icon.png Slovakiaball - Uhhh. We ok I guess... because it is Czech's sibling BUT STOP SAYING Artsakh-icon.png NAGORNO-KARABAKH IS Azerbaijan-icon.png AZERBAIJAN!!
    • UK-icon.png UKball - We are friends, but it won't recognise genocide much and won't give back Ancient Armenia-icon.png my ancestor's statue of Anahit. Also, it wants to mine Syunikball's gold; which even if it improves my economy it might get Syunik's environment destroyed in the process.
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - Orthodox sibling! We have a lot of history together, going back to medieval times when some of my people traveled to its clay. We export some trading as well, and I feel bad for it being attacked by everybody. But please help me defend my sovereignty please... we have a lot in common right?
    • USA-icon.png USAball - I receive the second-highest U.S. aid per capita behind Israel. It wants me and Azerbaijanball to stop fighting and for me to make up with Turkeyball so there can be peace in the region. Heard you were having some trouble with Erdogan. Maybe you can focus on developing me up to become a stronk country now? Your people can into lovings my culture! Also thank you for Recognizing my Genocide.
    • Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball - I know that we both like Russia-icon.png Russiaball and that you recognize my genocide but we are neutral because so much crap is happening between us. I wonder why Colombia-icon.png Colombia hates it!
    • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball (Since 2020) - Even though you became friends with Azerbaijan-icon.png this idiot, I give you a hotel.
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - We have both been through a lot and we previously had good relations, but you're far too supportive of Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball. STOP THIS COMPLICITY IN GENOCIDE OR I WILL WITHDRAW MY AMBASSADOR AND YOU NEED TO STOP BULLYING Palestine-icon.png Palestineball!

    Enemies (Թշնամիներ/T’shnaminer)[edit | edit source]

    • Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball - Turkey but smaller (see below). My salty Caucasian sibling lives in its own image. Keeps lying to itself that it is stronger than me, keeps violating ceasefires on the border, and also destroys my monuments. Nagorno-Karabakh-icon.png Artsakhball is free now and deal with its stinky Turkish puppet!
    • Dagestan-icon.png Dagestanball - Azerbaijan-icon.png Azer's puppet in Russia. REMOVE! Meh. Who the hell is even it? It is not even gonna make it to a greater one. Even it has a village with most of me. And it's called Karabagly.
    • South Azerbaijan-icon.png South Azerbaijanball - Another Azerbaijan-icon.png Azer's puppet that wants to stop the trucks coming from Iran-icon.png Iran to make Azerbaijan beat me during the war. And I don't even care about even if yuo took a quarter of Iran. I care about gibing yuo no freedom at all.
    • Mauritius-icon.png Mauritiusball - FLAG STEALER! AND ALSO YOU STOLE MY SIBLINGS' FLAGS!!
    • Meghalaya-icon.png Meghalayaball - Another Flag Stealer?? Get original!
    • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball - Yuo should have not released murderer, so that's why I cut ties with it. Worst European country ever I have to say this. End of story! It should be sorry! So soon... And I heard it was the member of The Visegrád Groupball.
    • Botswana-icon.png Botswanaball and Lesotho-icon.png Lesothoball - WHY ARE YOU TWO FRIENDS WITH Turkey-icon.png THAT BIG GENOCIDAL KEBAB AND Botswana-icon.png BOTSWANA YOU HATE MY FRIEND ROMANIA?! AND YOU STOLE ARGENTINA'S FLAG! REMOVE ROBOTS!
    • Qatar-icon.png Qatarball - THAT STUPID TURKISH PUPPET SUPPORTS ON THAT ISIS-icon.png TERRORISTS AND IT'S ALSO FRIENDS WITH Turkey-icon.pngAzerbaijan-icon.png Pakistan-icon.png Somalia-icon.png KEBABS!! REMOVE KEBAB TERRORIST SUPPORTER!!
    • Macedonia-icon.png North Macedoniaball - It hates me for no reason.
    • Nakhchivan-icon.png Nakhchivanball - STOP DESTROYING MY MONUMENTS YOU ASSHOLE!
    • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - It not recognizes me because it lovings Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball. KASHMIR IS INDIAN CLAY!

    Flag Colors[edit | edit source]

    Main Colors[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Rosso Corsa (Կարմիր Կորսա) 217, 0, 18 C5-M93-Y100-K1 #D90012
    Dark UA Blue (Ա։Հ։ կապույտ) 0, 51, 160 C100-M78-Y1-K0 #0033A0
    Orange Peel (Օրանժ Փիլ) 242, 168, 0 C1-M42-Y96-K0 #F2A800

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