Create a new article
Write your page title here:
We currently have 10,771 articles on Polandball Wiki. Type your article name above or create one of the articles listed here!

    Polandball Wiki

    Hey baby, I hear the blues-a callin', tossed salads and scrambled eggs...
    — Kelsey Grammer

    Seattleball is the capital a cityball of Washingtonball, USAball. It is known for his coffee, computers, aircraft engineering, and Amazon. Seattleball recognizes its clay is of clay stolen from 3balls in the name of USAball's manifest destiny.

    It has four sports teams, the NFL's Seahawks, MLB's Mariners, MLS' Sounders, and the WHL's Thunderbirds. It hates Oklahoma Cityball for stealing its basketball team, and doesn't mind it when fans of Torontoball's Blue Jays come down from Vancouverball for games between them and the Mariners (he and Vancouverball are good friends). It now can into hockey and will have its own team in time for the 2021-2022 NHL season known as the Seattle Kraken. It also recently suffered a massive heat wave and his air temperature rose up to 121°F (49.5°C), making it extremely hot.



    Seattleball was founded in the 19th century by USAball. It is named after a  3ball chief who once led the tribes in the area.

    Seattleball became into relevant in the 1890s when a business scheme to exploit gold rush pioneers bound for  Yukonball was successful. Seattleball then used the newfound profit to flatten hills and change rivers in the terraforming project.

    Modern Era

    In modern times, Seattleball became well known for the television show Frasier

    In 1999, Seattleball protested against the WTO in the Battle of Seattleball.

    In 2020, it temporarily allowed an anarchist commune from its clay, called Capitol Hill Autonomous Zoneball (CHAZ) or Capitol Hill Organized Protest (CHOP), but USAball force it to shut down.


    • Vancouverball - PNW buddy. Oh, how wonderful it must be to live in a progressive Canada with healthcare! I wish I didn't have to live with such a reactionary government. Also, I like your public transit system.
    • Portlandball - Another PNW. ACAB. Here's to hoping for the anarchist jurisdictions that will never exist.
    • Tacomaball - HAHA! I got the rail line even though I didn't have the natural deep sea port.
    • Spokaneball (Washington) - Conservative sibling on the other side of the state.
    • San Franciscoball - NFL Rivalry. Priced out refugees moving into Seattle gentrifying the place.
    • San Joseball - Yuppies.
    • Cupertinoball - Corporate tech rival. Apple is overrated. I hope you that Microsoft Surface Laptop Go defeats Apple iMac M1.
    • Oklahoma Cityball - Supersonics thieves.
    • Cincinnatiball- No, Mox beat Darby.


    Cookies help us deliver our services. By using our services, you agree to our use of cookies.

    Recent changes

  • We moved to 8.12 Lyrics • 3 minutes ago
  • We moved to 8.12 Lyrics • 8 minutes ago
  • Sarzeth • 44 minutes ago
  • Sarzeth • 1 hour ago
  • Cookies help us deliver our services. By using our services, you agree to our use of cookies.