|“||Hey! Dis movie is actually pretty good!||”|
— Wake Islandball reacting to the movie called Wake Island
|“||Sorry, this beer has sand in it.||”|
— Wake Islandball sharing drinks with Hawaiiball
up Islandball is one of USAball's many oil bunkers a territory of USAball. It lives on a coral atoll, which is a kind of island clay. It is part of the US Minor Outlying Islands, even though it doesn't like being called minor. It calls itself Wake Island because it is always the first one awake in USAball's family. It hates being called the "Irrelevant Czechiaball" because they have similar flags and drink lots of beer.
Its old names were EnenKioball
(It will be my name again soon!), San Francisco Islandball, Halcyon Islandball, and Otori-Shimaball (Bird Islandball; JAPAN IS PIG!!!) It loves playing battlefield 5 because it is in it.
Wake Islandball was born as a 7ball and was discovered by Spainball in 1569. Although it discovered Wake Islandball, other countryballs forgot about that and then they thought that they discovered it. After some time, Wake Islandball was adopted by USAball in 1796. In 1941 it was attacked by Empire of Japanball. USAball tried to help it, but it later became more interested in taking down Japanball on other lands. Wake Islandball had to defend itself, for which it couldn't do it alone as Guamball and Hawaiiball were also into fightings. After some resistance, Empire of Japanball can into conquer, as Wake Islandball surrendered.
Wake Islandball was then named Bird Islandball, for which Wake Islandball would've killed anyone who called it "Bird Island", but not this time. After some years and nukes, Empire of Japanball surrendered and Wake Islandball was then returned to USAball in 1945. It changed its name back to
Enenkioball Wake Islandball. It helped Vietnamball refuge from the Vietnam War and Philippinesball from the eruption of Mt. Pinatubo. Wake Islandball wanted to help Bikini Atollball seek refuge from the "gifts" USAball was using on its clay, but USAball refused. As for now, it is also claimed by Marshall Islandsball.
Wake Islandball is usually nice and helpful to everyone who needs help, but it becomes merciless and evil to Marshall Islandsball because Marshall Islandsball wants to anschluss it. Also, since Wake Island can into bars, it gets drunk often with its pal Hawaiiball. It tends to destroy ships that are coming its way, which tends to piss Northern Mariana Islandsball off.
Wake Islandball has three islets.
- Wake Isletball- It is the one that can into an airport. It is also the biggest. Most military stuff that USAball and Wake Islandball does is located in its clay.
- Peale Isletball- It basically has the biggest "city" in Wake Islandball's clay. This is where Wake Islandball gets drunk, eats some food, and goes to sleep.
- Wilkes Isletball- It is the isolated and useless one. It is also the smallest. All it has in its clay are trees and storage tanks. It actually can into oil, so maybe it isn't that useless after all.
- USAball - My humble parent that didn't help me from banzais. He confuses me with Texasball, Chileball, and Czechiaball because we have similar flags. Pls don't test nukes on me! I HAVE OIL STORAGE TANKS!
- Philippinesball- I gib him some refuge after some volcanic eruption.
- Bikini Atollball- I tried Bikini. I TRIED!!!
- Hawaiiball- Another friend that visits me frequently.
- Alaskaball- It gibs work and employments.
- EnenKioball- A seperatist group that wants me to be their ruler?
Sounds like a good idea!
- Spainball- My parent discovered me. I respect it and all, but it always called me useless!!! Look at me now! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HA! YUO COULDN'T BEAT MY PARENT AT WAR!
- Empire of Japanball- REMOVE SUSHI!!! It brutally banzai'd me! It ate all my native birds and it still calls me Bird Island???!!! YOU RUINED MY BIRD POPULATION!!!
I'M SO GLAD MY PARENT NUKED YOU!
- Marshall Islandsball- Stop claiming me! I am stronker and more relevant than you! Is my clay!
- North Koreaball- It probably can into nukings me.
- Mariana Islandsball- No, I will never stop wrecking ships!!! NEVER!!!
- Czechiaball- YUO ARE WORST FLAG STEALER EVER!!! I HAS BETTER FLAG AND DRINK MOAR BEER THAN YUO!!!
I HOPE YUO GET ANSCHLUSSED BY THE REICH!!!
| Republic of |
|Atolls/Municipalities||Bikini Atollball • Ebonball • Enewetokball • Jabatball • Jaluitball • Kwajaleinball • Libball • Likiepball • Majuroball (capital) • Maloelapball • Miliball • Namdrikball • Namuball • Rongelapball • Ujaeball • Utirikball • Wothoball • Wotjeball|
|Former Entities||7ball • Spanish East Indiesball • German Marshall Islandsball • Nanyoball • Trust Territory of the Pacific Islandsball|
|UKball||Guernseyball • Jerseyball • Isle of Manball • Anguillaball • Bermudatriangle • British Antarcticaball • British Indian Oceanball • British Virgin Islandsball • Cayman Islandball • Falkland Islandball • Gibraltarball • Montserratball • Pitcairn Islandsball • Saint Helenaball, Ascensionball and Tristan da Cunhaball • South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islandsball • Akrotiri and Dhekeliaball • Turks and Caicosball|
|Franceball||French Guianaball • Guadeloupeball • Martiniqueball • Mayotteball • Réunionball • Clipperton Islandball • French Southern and Antarctic Landsball • French Polynesiaball • New Caledoniaball • Saint Barthélemyball • Saint Pierre and Miquelonball • Wallis and Futunaball • Saint-Martinball|
|Netherlandsball||Arubaball • Caribbean Netherlandsball ( Bonaireball • Sababall • Sint Eustatiusball) • Curaçaoball • Sint Maartenball|
|Australiaball||Ashmore and Cartier Islandsball • Australian Antarctic Territoryball • Christmas Islandball • Cocos (Keeling) Islandsball • Coral Sea Islandsball • Heard Island and McDonald Islandsball • Norfolk Islandball|
|New Zealandball||Cook Islandsball • Niueball • Tokelauball • Ross Dependencyball • Chatham Islandsball|
|Norwayball||Svalbardball • Jan Mayenball • Queen Maud Landball • Peter I Islandball • Bouvet Islandball|
|USAball||American Samoaball • Baker Islandball • Howland Islandball • Jarvis Islandball • Johnston Atollball • Kingman Reefball • Midway Atollball • Navassa Islandball • Palmyra Atollball • Wake Islandball • Guamball • Northern Mariana Islandsball • Puerto Ricoball • Virgin Islandsball|
|Denmarkball||Faroe Islandsball • Greenlandball|
|Spainball||Ceutaball • Melillaball • Canary Islandsball|
|Portugalball||Azoresball • Madeiraball|
|Chileball||Easter Islandball • Chilean Antarcticaball • Juan Fernandez Islandsball|
|South Africaball||Marion Islandball|
|Colonies of all countries of the World|
|Polish Caffaball • New Courlandball • Couronian Gambiaball|
|Hospitaller Empireball||Hospitaller Antillesball|
| Austrian Empireball
||Austrian Nicobarsball • Austrian Banquibazarball • Austrian Cabelonball • Austrian North Borneoball • Tientsinball|
|Italian Empireball||Italian Islands of Aegeanball • Italian Albaniaball • Italian Abyssiniaball • Italian Eritreaball • Italian Somalilandball • Italian East Africaball • Italian Libyaball •|
|Belgian Empireball||Belgian Congoball • Ruanda-Urundiball • Tientsinball|
|Portuguese Empireball||Portuguese Brazilball • Portuguese Guineaball • Portuguese Angolaball • Portuguese East Africaball • Portuguese Macauball • Portuguese Indiaball • Portuguese São Tomé e Príncipeball • Portuguese Cape Verdeball • Portuguese Timorball|
|Norwegian Empireball||Vinlandball • Norwegian Icelandball • Norwegian Greenlandball|
|Swedish Empireball||Swedish Delawareball • Swedish Gold Coastball • Swedish Saint-Barthélemyball|
|Danish Empireball||Greenlandball • Faroe Islandsball • Danish Gold Coastball • Danish West Indiesball • Danish Indiaball • Danish Icelandball|
|Dutch Empireball||Dutch Bengalball • Dutch Coromandelball • Dutch Malaccaball • Dutch Suratteball • Dejimaball • Dutch Gold Coastball • Dutch East Indiesball • Curaçaoball • Dutch Surinameball • Netherlands New Guineaball • New Netherlandball • Dutch East India Companyball • Dutch Brazilball • Free state of Antwerpball|
|Russian Empireball||Russian Americaball • Russian Fort Elizabethball • Russian Tianjinball • Russian Dalianball • Sagalloball • Port-Arthurball • Tannu Uriankhaiball|
|German Empireball||Witulandball • German East Africaball • German South-West Africaball • German West Africaball • German Cameroonball • German Togolandball • German Marshall Islandsball • German New Guineaball • German Samoaball • German Kiao-Ciaoball • Tientsinball • Klein-Venedigball|
| British Empireball
(started as English Empireball)
| Gibraltarball • British Maltaball • British Heligolandball • United States of the Ionian Islandsball • British Cyprusball ( Akrotiri and Dhekeliaball) • British Americaball • British Newfoundlandball • British Saint Luciaball • Bermudatriangle • Saint Christopher-Nevis-Anguillaball • Thirteen Coloniesball ( Jamestownball • Massachusetts Bay Colonyball • Province of New Yorkball • Colony of Rhode Island and Providence Plantationsball • Province of New Hampshireball • Connecticut Colonyball • Colony of Virginiaball • Delaware Colonyball • Province of Georgiaball • Province of New Jerseyball • Province of Pennsylvaniaball • Province of Carolinaball • Province of North Carolinaball • Province of South Carolinaball) • British Barbadosball • British Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball • Montserratball • British Antiguaball • British Bay Islandsball • Anguillaball • British Mosquito Coastball • British Jamaicaball • British Virgin Islandsball • Cayman Islandsball • British Bahamasball • British Canadaball • British Grenadaball • British Dominicaball • Turks and Caicosball • British Hondurasball • British Trinidad and Tobagoball • West Indies Federationball • British San Andrés, Providencia and Santa Catalinaball • British Guyanaball • Falklandsball • South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islandsball • Saint Helenaball, Ascensionball and Tristan da Cunhaball • British Sierra Leoneball • Cape Colonyball • British Mauritiusball • British Gambiaball • Colony of Natalball • Basutolandball • British Gold Coastball • Sultanate of Egyptball • Bechuanalandball • British Somalilandball • Zulu Kingdomball • British Ugandaball • British Zanzibarball • Nyasalandball • British Central Africaball • British Swazilandball • British East Africaball ( British Kenyaball) • Anglo-Egyptian Sudanball • British Nigeriaball • British Northern Nigeriaball • British Southern Nigeriaball • British Orangeball • British Transvaalball • Union of South Africaball • British South West Africaball • British Cameroonball • British Tanganyikaball • British Rhodesiaball • Northern Rhodesiaball • Southern Rhodesiaball • British Sumatraball • Ceylonball • British Maldivesball • British Malayaball • Straits Settlementball • British Adenball • British Afghanistanball • British Hong Kongball • Kingdom of Sarawakball • British Rajball • British Borneoball • Sultanate of Bruneiball • British Muscat and Omanball • Trucial Statesball • British Weihaiweiball • British Bhutanball • British Kuwaitball • British Iraqball • British Transjordanball • British Palestinecube • British Tringapore • Malayan Unionball • British Indian Ocean Territoryball • British Burmaball • British Australiaball • British New Zealandball • Pitcairn Islandsball • British Fijiball • British Papua New Guineaball • Tokelauball • British Gilbert and Ellice Islandsball • British Solomon Islandsball • British Tongaball • British Nauruball • New Hebridesball • British Antarcticaball • |
|Spanish Empireball||New Spainball ( Spanish Floridaball • Spanish Guatemalaball • Spanish Mexicoball • Spanish Yucatánball) • New Granadaball ( Spanish Venezuelaball) • Viceroyalty of Peruball ( Spanish Chileball) • Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball • Upper Peruball • Spanish West Africaball ( Spanish Moroccoball • Spanish Saharaball) • Spanish West Indiesball ( Spanish Cubaball • Spanish Puerto Ricoball • Spanish Santo Domingoball) • Spanish East Indiesball ( Spanish Philippinesball • Spanish Formosaball)|
|French Empireball||French North Africaball ( French Moroccoball • French Algeriaball • French Tunisiaball) • French West Africaball ( French Togolandball) • James Islandball • Albredaball • French Equatorial Africaball ( French Cameroonsball) • French Comorosball • French Somalilandball • French Madagascarball • Isle de Franceball • New Franceball ( Acadiaball • French Louisianaball • French Canadaball) • Terre Neuveball • French West Indiesball ( French Dominicaball • French Grenadaball • French Grenadinesball • French Saint-Domingueball • French Saint Kitts and Nevisball • French Saint Luciaball • French Saint Vincentball • French Tobagoball • French Virgin Islandsball) • France Antarctiqueball • Ininiball • French Indiaball • French Indochinaball ( French Cambodiaball • French Laosball) • Port Louis-Philippeball • French Polynesiaball • Saint Barthélemyball • Saint-Martinball • Saint Pierre and Miquelonball • Wallis and Futunaball • New Caledoniaball • Clipperton Islandball • French Southern and Antarctic Landsball • Greater Lebanonball • First Syrian Republicball • State of Syriaball (1924-30) • Tientsinball|
|Japanese Empireball||Karafutoball • Japanese Koreaball • Kwantung Leased Territoryball • East Hebeiball • Kingdom of Kampucheaball • Provisional Government of Republic of Chinaball • Reformed Government of the Republic of Chinaball • Great Wayball • Second Philippine Republicball • Japanese Laosball • Manchukuoball • Nanyoball • Empire of Vietnamball • Azad Hindball • Republic of Nanjingball • Japanese Taiwanball • Tientsinball • Mengjiangball • State of Burmaball|
|American "Empire"ball|| United States Cubaball • Panama Canal Zoneball • United States Philippinesball • Commonwealth of the Philippinesball • United States Liberiaball • Trust Territory of the Pacific Islandsball • American Tientsinball • Puerto Ricoball • Guamball • Northern Mariana Islandsball • United States Virgin Islandsball • American Samoaball • Baker Islandball • Howland Islandball • American Koreaball • Jarvis Islandball • Johnston Atollball • Kingman Reefball • Midway Atollball • Navassa Islandball • Palmyra Atollball • Wake Islandball • |
| Little |
|Sovereign Countryballs||Fijiball • Solomon Islandsball • Vanuatuball • Micronesiaball • Kiribatiball • Marshall Islandsball • Palauball • Nauruball • Samoaball • Tongaball • Tuvaluball|
|Dependencies||Cook Islandsball • Niueball • Norfolk Islandball • Coral Sea Islandsball • New Caledoniaball • Hawaiiball • French Polynesiaball • Wallis and Futunaball • Easter Islandball • Clipperton Islandball • Tokelauball • Pitcairn Islandsball • Guamball • American Samoaball • Northern Mariana Islandsball • Wake Islandball • Johnston Atollball • Midway Atollball • Kingman Reefball • Palmyra Atollball • Jarvis Islandball • Baker Islandball • Howland Islandball • Swains Islandball • Christmas Islandball • Cocos Islandsball • Ashmore and Cartier Islandsball • Heard Island and McDonald Islandsball • Chatham Islandsball • Juan Fernandez Islandsball|