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    Hey! Dis movie is actually pretty good!
    — Wake Islandball reacting to the movie called Wake Island

    Sorry, this beer has sand in it.
    Wake Islandball sharing drinks with Hawaii-icon.png Hawaiiball

    Wake up Islandball is one of USA-icon.png USAball's many oil bunkers a territory of USA-icon.png USAball. It lives on a coral atoll, which is a kind of island clay. He is part of the US Minor Outlying Islands, even though he doesn't like being called minor. He calls himself Wake Island because he is always the first one awake in USA-icon.png USAball's family. He hates being called the "Irrelevant Czech-icon.png Czechiaball" because they have similar flags and drink lots of beer

    His old names were EnenKio-icon.png EnenKioball (It will be my name again soon!), San Francisco Islandball, Halcyon Islandball, and Otori-Shimaball (Bird Islandball; JAPAN IS PIG!!!) He loves playing battlefield 5 because he is in it.


    Wake Islandball was born as a 7ball and was discovered by Spainball in 1569. Although he discovered Wake Islandball, other countryballs forgot about that and then they thought that they discovered him. After some time, Wake Islandball was adopted by USAball in 1796. In 1941 he was attacked by Empire of Japanball. USAball tried to help him, he later became more interested on taking down Japanball on other lands. Wake Islandball had to defend himself, for which he couldn't do it alone as Guamball and Hawaiiball were also into fightings. After some resistance, Empire of Japanball can into conquer, as Wake Islandball surrenders. Wake Islandball was then named to Bird Islandball, for which Wake Islandball would've killed anyone who called him "Bird Island", but not this time. After some years and nukes, Empire of Japanball surrenders and Wake Islandball was then returned to USAball in 1945. He changed his name back to Enenkioball Wake Islandball. He helped Vietnamball refuge from the Vietnam War and Philippinesball from the eruption of Mt. Pinatubo. Wake Islandball wanted to help Bikini Atollball seek refuge from the "gifts" USAball was using on his clay, but USAball refused. As for now, he is also claimed by Marshall Islandsball.


    Wake Islandball is usually pretty nice and helpful to everyone that needs help, but he becomes merciless and evil to Marshall Islandsball because Marshall Islandsball wants to anschluss him. Also, since Wake Island can into bar, he gets drunk often with his pal Hawaiiball. He tends to destroy ships that are coming his way, which tends to piss Northern Mariana Islandsball off.

    Islets ("Provinces")

    Wake Islandball has three islets.

    • Wake Island-icon.png Wake Isletball- He is the one that can into airport. He is also the biggest. Most military stuff that USAball and Wake Islandball does is located in his clay.
    • 7-icon.png Peale Isletball- He basically has the biggest "city" in Wake Islandball's clay. This is where Wake Islandball gets drunk, eat some food, and goes to sleep. Pls visits!
    • 7-icon.png Wilkes Isletball- He is the isolated and useless one. He is also the smallest. All he has in his clay are trees and storage tanks. He actually can into oil, so maybe he isn't that useless after all.



    • Murica-icon.png USAball - My humble father that didn't helped me from banzais. He confuses me with Texasball, Chileball, and Czechiaball because we have similar flags. Pls don't test nukes on me! I HAVE OIL STORAGE TANKS!
      • Murica-icon.png: You do? Oh well, it looks like I have to test this on your brothers.
    • Hawaii-icon.png Hawaiiball- Another friend that visits me frequently.
    • EnenKio-icon.png EnenKioball- A seperatist group that wants me to be their ruler? Sounds like a good idea!


    • Spain-icon.png Spainball- My mother who discovered me. I respect its and all, but it always called me useless!!! Look at me now! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HA! YUO COULDN'T BEAT DAD AT WAR!


    • Japanese-Empire-icon.png Empire of Japanball- REMOVE SUSHI!!! He brutally banzai'd me! He ate all my native birds and he still calls me Bird Island???!!! YOU REUINED MY BIRD POPULATION!!!I'M SO GLAD DADDY NUKED YOU!


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