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    Quebecball when it wants independence from Canadaball

    Québecball is a completely independent Francophone nation provinceball of Canadaball which speaks French, directly descending from New Franceball and so from Franceball. It makes the 80% of the world's maple syrup and tries desperately to gain independence, but all its attempts keep failing but it cannot decide if it is the best choice.

    Histoire (History)

    In 1608 French Empireball discovered it, a native. Due to the preference of the French to live in Europe rather than on this other side of the world where the winters are pains, almost nobody settled in the huge territories of New-Franceball.

    And so the population grew slowly until the French got (most of) their shit together around 1663. Eclipsed by other colonies in size, and ignored by Franceball who was busy in Europeball's clay, British Empireball conquered it with a lack of luck and a limited French and Indigenous opposition (which still caused monstrous human damage to it), and annexed it in 1759.

    Filthy loyalists from Thirteen Coloniesball then came, took half of the New French territories, named "Canadaball". Meanwhile, in 1838, Québecball tried to revolt, kick out UKball and create a Republic, but the plan failed. Later, they had two (failed) referendums for independence. (If you disagree about its nation status, it'll stab you with a very sharp hockey stick made out of maple syrup candy).

    It developed Poutine and Queue-de-castor in its food laboratory but it never managed to develop a French cuisine because of its horrible British habits.

    Romantic, it sometimes looks on the eastern horizon saying:

    "Ma patrie deviendra le plus beau moment de ma vie!"


    Amis/Amies (Friends)

    • Franceball - Parent. I still keep the Catholic tradition. Hon hon hon hon.
    • Parisball - *cri* Why Notre-Dame?!
    • Louisianaball - Little sibing. You're actually not that bad.
    • New Brunswickball - Your accent is even worse than mine,, but you still have plenty of seafood. Honhon!
    • Argentinaball - My parent beat you at soccer.
    • Vermontball - Fellow french maple syrup sibling.

    Neutre (Neutral)

    • USAball - Ausculter, I know I hate you for some reasons, but I'm not an enemy of you. State is French like me.
    • Canadaball - It is my parent, but... ever since I tried to gain indépendante in 1980 and 1995, I failed. When René Lévesque died in 1987, I cannot be indépendante anymore. Our times was really difficile, but we now have softer lès relations. But for one day, please give liberté whenever I want to. Or else... FINI LA ​​POUTINE POUR YUO!!!
    • Ontarioball - Frenemy. Is of loyalist!

    Ennemis/Ennemies (Enemies)

    Informations pour les artistes (Information for artists)

    Couleurs du drapeau (Flag colors)

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Royal Azure 0, 61, 165 100, 63, 0, 35 #003DA5
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF

    Comment dessiner (How to draw)

    1. Draw a circle.
    2. Fill it with blue .
    3. Draw a white cross.
    4. Draw four fleur-de-lis in the four blue spaces, but you can draw white crosses if you're lazy or your drawing skills aren't that good yet.
    5. Draw the eyes, and you're done!

    Citations (Quotes)

    Quebecball mentioning one of its' cuisine
    We can dance if you want to, we can leave your friends behind
    'Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine
    Say, we can go where we want to, a place where they will never find
    And we can act like we come from outta this world, leave the real one far behind
    — Men Without Hats
    Vive La France!
    Quebecball admiring Franceball
    Câlice d'osti de saint ciboire!
    — One of Quebecball's profanities
    Quebec is like Phoebe from that Magic School Bus show about how it never shuts up about its old school. In Quebec’s case, that old school is France.
    — Cody on AlternateHistoryHub (YouTube channel)
    — That Vegan Teacher
    There's no Canada like French Canada, it's the best Canada in the land!
    The other Canada is hardly Canada, if you lived here for a day you'd understand!
    — South Park
    Câlice d'osti d'tabarnak d'épais d'anglo a marde!!!
    Quebecball insulting the British

    Galerie (Gallery)

    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, GIFs, and videos of Quebecball.

    Click here to see it.

    Notes et références (Notes and references)

    1. Quebecois French, along with other varities of the French language in Canadaball uses the English punctuation rule. (Example: "Province de Québec: Je me souviens!"

    Voir également (See also)

    es:Quebecball pl:Quebecball zh:魁北克球

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