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|“||¡Al combate, corred, bayameses!,
Que la patria os contempla orgullosa; No temáis una muerte gloriosa, Que morir por la patria es vivir.
— Himno de la Bayamesa
Cubaball, officially the
Castroist Republic of Cubaball, is a cube countryball in the Caribbean islands. The country is divided into 15 provinces, and 1 Special Municipality, including his capital Havanaball, giving it a total area of 42,426 square miles, making his the largest countryball in the Caribbean. With a population of 11.32 million as of 2021, Cubaball ranks 82 in the most populous countryballs in the world.
Since his revolution, Cuba has been suspended from OASball due to making links with Soviet Unionball. However, it does maintain membership in UNball like almost every other nation in the world, and is a founding member of ALBAball.
Much like other socialist/communistballs, he does not do so well in regards to political, social or economic freedom. However, Cubaball can into having a high human development index, unlike his fellow counterparts. Despite the trade embargo placed on him by USAball, it has done well in regards to education and health
- even becoming the first to eradicate mother-to-child transmission of HIV and syphilis in 2015.
Its national day can be either October 10 for when he declared independence from Spainball, or July 26, when it had his revolution.
The most popular way to represent Cubaball is with the countryball using a cigar and a military cap, which would be a reference to the late Fidel Castro, the country's former president.
Cubaball was a colony of Spainball, his mother until 1902 when USAball decided he didn't like Spainball growing sugar cane near his clay. So USAball invaded Cuba and made him a puppet to support capitalist American ideals. Then in 1959, he said capitalism was bad and said "FUCK CAPITALISM" and moved out of USAball's house into Soviet Unionball's home. Soviet Unionball then gave Cubaball some free nukes to scare away American invaders which pissed off USAball and 54 years later they became friends again.
In 2015, USAball re-established diplomatic relations with him.
Cubaballs's best friends are the Bolivarian Alliance for the Americas, but many countryballs in said alliance are as troubled as him.
Cubaball is also very sad over Fidel Castro's passing in 2016.
Raul Castro has recently stepped down as first secretary of the communist party.
The flag of Cuba has five stripes each alternating between blue and white and a red equilateral triangle on the left side with a five-pointed star. Some might argue that Cuba's flag was inspired by USAball's flag, but others believe it to be an idea from Narciso López, one of the main liberators of Cuba from Spain.
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The blue stripes refer to the 3 old divisions of the island, the two white stripes represent strength and purity of ideas, and the red triangle stands for equality, fraternity, and freedom, as well as the blood of those who fought in the wars.
- Argentinaball - ¡Che Guevara!
- Puerto Ricoball - Mi hermano más joven, I love him so much!! We can into similar flags!
- Dominican Republicball - Mi other hermano who loves beisbol, Te quiero mucho!.
- Boliviaball - Evil Jeine Áñez, the oppression you brought to Bolivia was horrible! At least Arce won and she's gone did yuo just kill Che Guevara in yuor clay.
- Chinaball - My comrade in East Asia. Big brother in common of Communism.
- Vietnamball - I absolutely love doing business with this comrade from far away Asia, but needs to be friends with Chinaball please
- Nicaraguaball, Venezuelaball - Mis hermanos anti imperialistas, Te quiero comrades but one of them likes a burger puppet although I don't care.
- Iranball, Syriaball, North Koreaball, Myanmarball, Sudanball, and Zimbabweball - Other Comrades!
- Chinaball, Vietnamball, Laosball, North Koreaball - Comrades, We are the last 5 communist countries left.
- Indiaball - 10000 ton wheat, 10000 ton of rice. Eternal friend, I can't say anything bad about him, he is real friendly.
- Peruball - Congratulations to Pedro Castillo for winning your elections! Now that he is your president, I hope we can establish relations and ties. You are also of anti-imperialist now!
- Japanball - His product are imported here! Also his Anime called Charlotte filmed on my clay. Mucha Gracias!
- Palestineball - You are an independent country, Israel is a puto for bullying you.
- Serbiaball - Kosovo jis Serbia.
- Palauball - Mi amigo and a son of mi amiga Filipinas who he's in Pacific Island now. I hope we will see each other soon.
- Philippinesball - I sent missionaries to its clay, before I went into communism. She is similar to me cause it is now removing USAball. But then, it improved relations with him because of Donald Trump. I can't hate its because she's one of my favorite hermanas.
- Indonesiaball - My leader were best friend of Sukarno. But why did yuo ban communism?
- Canadaball - Mi closest primo, he always buys my cigars and loves to come over and pay me a visit when I'm lonely, Te amo comrade SINCE 1976.
- UKball - Although you're friends with Burger, you opposed his embargoes on me, and we still have some relations. But Gib me Cayman Islandsball. So we're fine I guess. Why are you capitalist??!!
- Soviet Unionball - 8-0 Never forget!!, He was my best friend forever, I'll never forget you comrade. You gave me some nukes to protect me from Imperialist burger when he tried to invade me and remove communism out of my clay.
- Russiaball - I am sorry that your padre passed away, but I’m glad that you are still following his policies.
- East Germanyball - He's secretly alive in my basement. Shhhh.
- Italyball - My medical workers will help you for COVID-19 Pandemic, Tio! I like your Pizza!
- Nauruball - Micronesian friend.
- Brazilball - Primo and I built a port together on my clay. WHY YOU ELECTED BOLSONARO!? AND WHY YOU WANT REMOVE MIS MEDICOS OF YOUR PAÍS!?
- North Koreaball - Same as China, we both hate the Pig and his embargoes. But, NO TE ATREVAS A PROBAR NUKE! You are my comrade though.
- Mexicoball - Mi media hermano was where Fidel Castro and Che Guevara met and planned my revolution!, He is still good friends with imperialist! despite his divorce with him.
- Ethiopiaball- He was first a communist, but then with IDIOTS influence, he left. He was also having a civil war with Eritreaball for a period of time. I do not like the fact that he left communism, but I do not hate him. I hope his economy and downright hunger times improve.
- South Koreaball - North Korea is my friend but South Korea esta bien, both Koreas are good. Quite much South Korean Tourists coming to me. Not a time to establish diplomatic relationship yet. Control your brother please!!
- Spainball - Madre who raised me before Papa. But I hate Kings REMOVE MONARCHY IMPERIALISM!! And of course, don't think I forgot when it went through a Fascist Phase.
- Vaticanball - Él help improve our relations between gringo padre. But... ¡Jesus was un comunista! ¿Who did he choose to catch los peces (fishes)? ¡Sí! ¡Los pescadores (fishermen)!
- Francoist Spain - Yuo of my amigo despite our differences. I declared 3 days of mourning in Cuba for yuo.
- Capitalist Mierda - LIAR, I THINK YUO WILL IMPROVE RELACIONS WHEN BIDEN WON, BUT YUO NOT. YUO IGNITE PROTESTS AGAINST MI AND YUO NO REMOVE EL BLOQUEO, FAK YUO. BAY OF PIGS BEST DAY OF LIFE
- Fulgencio Batista - TYRRANT!!! YOU WERE A PUPPET OF USAball!!! GLAD THAT FIDEL REMOVED YOU!!! YOU'LL ROT IN HELL FOR ALL OF YOUR CRIMES AGAINST THE BELOVED COUNTRY OF CUBA! YOU GUSANO!
- Joe Biden - I THOUGHT WE COULD ESTABLISH RELATIONS AND THAT YOU COULD LIFT MY EMBARGO, BUT YOU FUCKING BETRAYED ME!!! YOU SUPPORTED THE PROTESTS AGAINST MY COMMUNIST GOVERNMENT! REMOVE REMOOOOVEEE!!!
- Donald Trump - YOU ARE THE REASON RELATIONS WITH BURGER ARE DECLINING! I HATE YOU! ME AND BURGER WERE GOING HAVE BETTER RELATIONS BUT YOU RUINED IT INSTEAD! REMOVE TRUMP!!!
- Portugalball - Tío hated me because he thought I was kidnapping and being a bad influence on His Sons.
- Swedenball - 8-0 NEVER FORGET!! REMOVE PEWDIEPIE!!
- Israelcube - He bullies my friend Palestineball. F**k off. You most lucky that u are together with Philippinesball now. Free Palestine now!!
- Libyaball - HOW DARE YOU KILL MY FRIEND LIBYAN ARAB JAMAHIRIYA!!
- NATOball - You are of imperialist and western puppet, FUCK YOU!!! AND FUCK YOU FOR HELPING TO KILL MY FRIEND MUAMMAR GADDAFI!!! KOSOVO BELONGS TO SERBIA!
- Ukraineball - Mierda, I love Russia, not you! You now will be destroyed by Russland!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA! PUTO!! REMOVE SALO! CRIMEA IS RUSSIA!!!! UR A BURGER PUPPET
- Kosovoball - FUCKING PUPPET OF NATO AND AMERICA!!!!!!! KOSOVO IS SERBIA!!!!! REMOVE! REMOVE!!!!!!!!!!
- Molossiaball - Wh- What are yuo doing here?! You're finding East Germanyball? Well he's in my basement and YUO ARE DECLARING WAR ON ME FOR THAT?! Well NICE TRY with THAT, you are a micro-nation!
- CIA - He of trying to kill my leader 638 and still failed. What a joke!!
- Cameroonball - Altrough She be friend with Russiaball but She is really mierda and hates me because i support Palestineball and Western Saharaball.
- West Papuaball - Flag stealer. YUO ARE OF MY FRIEND'S CLAY!!!
- Taiwanball - FAKE CHINA! REMOVE NATIONALISM!
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