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“ | ¡Al combate, corred, bayameses!,
Que la patria os contempla orgullosa; No temáis una muerte gloriosa, Que morir por la patria es vivir. |
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— Himno de la Bayamesa
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Cubaball, officially the
Castroist Republic of Cubaball, is a cube countryball in the Caribbean islands. The country is divided into 15 provinces, and 1 Special Municipality, including its capital Havanaball, giving it a total area of 42,426 square miles, making it the largest countryball in the Caribbean. With a population of 11.32 million as of 2021, Cubaball ranks 82 in the most populous countryballs in the world.
Since its revolution, Cuba has been suspended from OASball due to making links with
Soviet Unionball. However, it does maintain membership in
UNball like almost every other nation in the world, and is a founding member of
ALBAball.
Much like other socialist/communistballs, it does not do so well in regards to political, social or economic freedom. However, Cubaball can into having a high human development index, unlike its fellow counterparts. Despite the trade embargo placed on it by
USAball, it has done well in regards to education and health
- even becoming the first to eradicate mother-to-child transmission of HIV and syphilis in 2015. Many other countries in the Caribbean tend to rely on Cubaball for aid.
Its national day can be either October 10 for when it declared independence from Spainball, or July 26, when it had it revolution.
The most popular way to represent Cubaball is with the countryball using a cigar and a military cap, which would be a reference to the late Fidel Castro, the country's former president.
History
Inhabited by the Tainoball,
Cubaball was not a colony of
Spainball until discovery in 1511. It was known Spain enslaved the
Tainoballs, but the "Laws of Burgos" changed that as the
8ball was the new slave.
Tainoball either way would assimilate and disappear. Many on,
8ball brough
Santería to the people.
In the 1790's, many Haitiballs fled to
Cubaball's clay to escape the violent revolution on
Haitiball's clay. This is why Cubaball is part Haitian today and considered Haitiball to be "its Francophone sibling".
Cubaball eventually despised slavery of the
8balls, the high taxes, and the corrupt system, so it revolted from
Spainball's control in the "Guerra de los Diez Años".
USAball didn't like Spainball growing slave plantations near its clay, and
Dominican Republicball used to suffer a similar problem with Cubaball before it was independent, so they both supported Cubaball. The war failed in 1878, a decade later from where it started, but
Spainball thought slavery should be banned in Cubaball like how it was in the remaining Spanish colonies, and it was in 1886.
Cubaball was still unhappy, and revolted again in 1895.
USAball wanted control over Cubaball´s clay for a long time, so it was willing to help the
Cuban rebels. So,
USAball blamed the Maine incident on Spainball starting the Spanish-American War.
Cuba, together with it
sibing and its
new ally, kicked Spainball's ass in that war.
USAball who now has control over
Cubaball and made it a puppet to support capitalist American ideals.
Cubaball also signed a treaty with its parent that gave it access to Guantánamo Bay.
Cubaball's hate of fascism lead to it declaring war on Nazi Germanyball and
Empire of Japanball in 1941.
In 1952, Fulgencio Batista took power with a military coup. Under his rule, the economy was of great but 1/3 of the Cubaballs were of very poor.
Fulgencio was also responsible for many deaths in the country. Then in 1959, it went on its revolution, where the famous
Fidel Castro kicked out
Fulgencio Batista, who went to exile in
Portugalball and later
Spainball. Cubabball went up to its adoptive parent and said "FUCK CAPITALISM" and moved out of
USAball's house into
Soviet Unionball's home.
Soviet Unionball then gave
Cubaball some free nukes to scare away American invaders which pissed off
USAball and 54 years later they became friends again.
In 2015, USAball re-established diplomatic relations with
it.
Cubaballs's best friends are the Bolivarian Alliance for the Americas, but many countryballs in said alliance are as troubled as it.
Cubaball is also very sad over Fidel Castro's passing in 2016. Cubaball also closed its borders.
Raul Castro has recently stepped down as first secretary of the communist party.
Flag Colors
The flag of Cuba has five stripes each alternating between blue and white and a red equilateral triangle on the left side with a five-pointed star. Some might argue that Cuba's flag was inspired by USAball's flag, but others believe it to be an idea from Narciso López, one of the main liberators of Cuba from Spain.
Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
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Air Force Blue | 0, 42, 143 | C100-M71-Y0-K44 | #002A8F | |
White | 255, 255, 255 | N/A | #FFFFFF | |
Philippine Red | 207, 20, 43 | C0-M90-Y79-K19 | #CF142B |
The blue stripes refer to the 3 old divisions of the island, the two white stripes represent strength and purity of ideas, and the red triangle stands for equality, fraternity, and freedom, as well as the blood of those who fought in the wars.
Relationships
Friends
Argentinaball - ¡Che Guevara!
Puerto Ricoball - Mi hermano más joven, I love it so much!! We can into similar flags!
Haitiball - Many of my people have Haitian ancestry! We were close until
it dropped it and forced it to distance from me. But now its evil dicator is gone and relations have gone better! It likes Castro and is starting to be unhappy about
USAball, so it is like a French sibling. If you want to liberate yourself from burger, you should learn a lot from me
Irreevlant French Cuba.Dominican Republicball - Mi other hermano who loves beisbol, Te quiero mucho! But quit being so hurtful against
Mi amigo Aytti who is your sibling!!
Boliviaball - Evil Jeine Áñez, the oppression you brought to Bolivia was horrible! At least Arce won and she's gone. But did yuo just kill Che Guevara in yuor clay?!
Chinaball - My comrade in East Asia. Older sibling in common of Communism.
Vietnamball - I absolutely love doing business with this comrade from far away Asia, but needs to be friends with
Chinaball please
Nicaraguaball,
Venezuelaball - Mis hermanos anti imperialistas, Te quiero comrades but one of them likes
a burger puppet although I don't care.
Iranball,
Syriaball,
North Koreaball,
Myanmarball,
Sudanball, and
Zimbabweball - Other Comrades!
Chinaball,
Vietnamball,
Laosball,
North Koreaball - Comrades, We are the last 5 communist countries left.
Indiaball - 10000 ton wheat, 10000 ton of rice. Eternal friend, I can't say anything bad about it, it is real friendly.
Peruball - Congratulations to Pedro Castillo for winning your elections! Now that he is your president, I hope we can establish relations and ties. You are also of anti-imperialist now!
Japanball - Its product are imported here! Also its Anime called Charlotte filmed on my clay. Mucha Gracias!
Palestineball - You are an independent country, Israel is a puto for bullying you.
Serbiaball - Kosovo jis Serbia.
Palauball - Mi amigo and a child of mi amiga
Filipinas who is in Pacific Island now. I hope we will see each other soon.
Philippinesball - I sent missionaries to its clay, before I went into communism. It is similar to me cause it is now removing
USAball. But then, it improved relations with it because of
Donald Trump. I can't hate its because it's one of my favorite siblings.
Indonesiaball - My leader were best friend of Sukarno. But why did yuo ban communism?
Ethiopiaball - Back when he was of
Dergball. I helped it deal with
its sibling, but then eventually it ditched communism. It was also having a civil war with
Eritreaball for a period of time. I do not like the fact that it left communism, but I do not hate it. Glad you realize who
burger really is to you! I hope its economy and downright hunger times improve.
Canadaball - Mi closest cousin, it always buys my cigars and loves to come over and pay me a visit when I'm lonely, Te amo comrade SINCE 1976.
UKball - Although you're friends with
Burger, you opposed its embargoes on me, and we still have some relations. But Gib me
Cayman Islandsball. So we're fine I guess. Why are you capitalist??!!
Soviet Unionball - 8-0 Never forget!!, It was my best friend forever, I'll never forget you comrade. You gave me some nukes to protect me from
Imperialist burger when he tried to invade me and remove communism out of my clay.
Russiaball - I am sorry that your parent passed away, but I’m glad that you are still following its policies.
East Germanyball - It's secretly alive in my basement. Shhhh.
Italyball - My medical workers will help you for COVID-19 Pandemic, Tio! I like your Pizza!
Nauruball - Micronesian friend.
Neutrals
Brazilball - Cousin and I built a port together on my clay. WHY YOU ELECTED BOLSONARO!? AND WHY YOU WANT REMOVE MIS MEDICOS OF YOUR PAÍS!?
Bahamasball - Stop whining about your patrol vessel you burger puppet. At least our relations improved after that.
North Koreaball - Same as China, we both hate the
Pig and its embargoes. But, NO TE ATREVAS A PROBAR NUKE! You are my comrade though.
Mexicoball - Mi media hermano was where
Fidel Castro and
Che Guevara met and planned my revolution! It is still good friends with
imperialist! despite its divorce with it.
South Koreaball - North Korea is my friend but South Korea esta bien, both Koreas are good. Quite much South Korean Tourists coming to me. Not a time to establish diplomatic relationship yet. Control your sibling please!!
Spainball - Parent who raised me before
USA. But I hate Kings, so REMOVE MONARCHY!! And of course, don't think I forgot when it went through a
fascist phase. I declared 3 days of mourning in Cuba for yuo.
Vaticanball - It helped improve our relations between
my parent. But... ¡Jesus was un comunista! ¿Who did he choose to catch los peces (fishes)? ¡Sí! ¡Los pescadores (fishermen)!
Enemies
Capitalist Mierda - LIAR, I THINK YUO WILL IMPROVE RELATIONS WHEN BIDEN WON, BUT YUO NOT. YUO IGNITE PROTESTS AGAINST MI AND YUO NO REMOVE EL BLOQUEO, FAK YUO. BAY OF PIGS BEST DAY OF LIFE!!
Fulgencio Batista - TYRRANT!!! YOU WERE A PUPPET OF
USAball!!! GLAD THAT
FIDEL REMOVED YOU!!! YOU'LL ROT IN HELL FOR ALL OF YOUR CRIMES AGAINST THE BELOVED COUNTRY OF CUBA! YOU GUSANO!
Joe Biden - I THOUGHT WE COULD ESTABLISH RELATIONS AND THAT YOU COULD LIFT MY EMBARGO, BUT YOU FUCKING BETRAYED ME!!! YOU SUPPORTED THE PROTESTS AGAINST MY COMMUNIST GOVERNMENT! REMOVE REMOOOOVEEE!!!
Donald Trump - YOU ARE THE REASON RELATIONS WITH BURGER ARE DECLINING! I HATE YOU! ME AND
BURGER WERE GOING HAVE BETTER RELATIONS BUT YOU RUINED IT INSTEAD! REMOVE TRUMP!!!
Portugalball - It hated me because it thought I was being a bad influence on
Angolaball.
Swedenball - 8-0 NEVER FORGET!! REMOVE PEWDIEPIE!!
Israelcube - It bullies my friend
Palestineball. F**k off. You most lucky that yuo are together with
Philippinesball now. Free Palestine now!!
Libyaball - HOW DARE YOU KILL MY FRIEND
LIBYAN ARAB JAMAHIRIYA!!
NATOball - You are of imperialist and western puppet, FUCK YOU!!! AND FUCK YOU FOR HELPING TO KILL MY FRIEND
MUAMMAR GADDAFI!!! KOSOVO BELONGS TO SERBIA!
Ukraineball - I love Russia, not you! You now will be destroyed by
Russland!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA! PUTO!! REMOVE SALO! CRIMEA IS RUSSIA!!!!
Kosovoball - FUCKING PUPPET OF NATO AND AMERICA!!!!!!! KOSOVO IS SERBIA!!!!! REMOVE! REMOVE!!!!!!!!!!
Molossiaball - Wh- What are yuo doing here?! You're finding
East Germanyball? Well it's in my basement and YUO ARE DECLARING WAR ON ME FOR THAT?! Well NICE TRY with THAT, you are a micro-nation!
Germanyball - Esa isla was never given to you, tu idiota! It's
East Germanyball's, not yours!
CIA - He of trying to kill my leader 638 times and still failed. What a joke!!
- File:West Papua-icon.png West Papuaball - Flag stealer. YUO ARE OF
MY FRIEND'S CLAY!!!
Taiwanball - FAKE CHINA! REMOVE NATIONALISM!
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