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    ¡Al combate, corred, bayameses!,

    Que la patria os contempla orgullosa; No temáis una muerte gloriosa, Que morir por la patria es vivir.

     
    — Himno de la Bayamesa

    Cuba-icon.png Cubaball, officially the Castroist Republic of Cubaball, is a cube countryball in the Caribbean islands. The country is divided into 15 provinces, and 1 Special Municipality, including its capital Havana-icon.png Havanaball, giving it a total area of 42,426 square miles, making it the largest countryball in the Caribbean. With a population of 11.32 million as of 2021, Cubaball ranks 82 in the most populous countryballs in the world.

    Since its revolution, Cuba has been suspended from OAS-icon.png OASball due to making links with Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball. However, it does maintain membership in UN-icon.png UNball like almost every other nation in the world, and is a founding member of ALBA-icon.png ALBAball.

    Much like other socialist/communistballs, it does not do so well in regards to political, social or economic freedom. However, Cuba-icon.png Cubaball can into having a high human development index, unlike its fellow counterparts. Despite the trade embargo placed on it by USA-icon.png USAball, it has done well in regards to education and health - even becoming the first to eradicate mother-to-child transmission of HIV and syphilis in 2015. Many other countries in the Caribbean tend to rely on Cubaball for aid.

    Its national day can be either October 10 for when it declared independence from Spain-icon.png Spainball, or July 26, when it had it revolution.

    The most popular way to represent Cubaball is with the countryball using a cigar and a military cap, which would be a reference to the late Fidel Castro, the country's former president.

    History

    Inhabited by the Taino-icon.png Tainoball, Cuba-icon.png Cubaball was not a colony of Spain-icon.png Spainball until discovery in 1511.

    Cubaball, the largest island of the Antilles, was originally divided into 29 chiefdoms. Many of these later became Spanish colonial cities, preserving their original names, such as Havana, Batabanó, Camagüey, Baracoa and Bayamo.

    It was known after Spanish arrival, Spain enslaved the Taino-icon.png Tainoballs, but the "Laws of Burgos" changed that as the 8-icon.png 8ball was the new slave. Taino-icon.png Tainoball either way would assimilate and disappear. Many on, 8-icon.png 8ball brough Santería-icon.png Santería to the people.

    In the 1790's, many Haiti-icon.png Haitiballs fled to Spanish Cuba-icon.png Cubaball's clay to escape the violent revolution on Haiti-icon.png Haitiball's clay. This is why Cubaball is part Haitian today and considered Haitiball to be "its Francophone sibling".

    Spanish Cuba-icon.png Cubaball eventually despised slavery of the 8-icon.png 8balls, the high taxes, and the corrupt system, so it revolted from Spain-icon.png Spainball's control in the "Guerra de los Diez Años". USA-icon.png USAball didn't like Spainball growing slave plantations near its clay, and Dominican-icon.png Dominican Republicball used to suffer a similar problem with Cubaball before it was independent, so they both supported Cubaball. The war failed in 1878, a decade later from where it started, but Spain-icon.png Spainball thought slavery should be banned in Cubaball like how it was in the remaining Spanish colonies, and it was in 1886.

    Spanish Cuba-icon.png Cubaball was still unhappy, and revolted again in 1895. USA-icon.png USAball wanted control over Cubaball´s clay for a long time, so it was willing to help the United States Cuba-icon.png Cuban rebels. So, USA-icon.png USAball blamed the Maine incident on Spainball starting the Spanish-American War. United States Cuba-icon.png Cuba, together with it First Philippine Republic-icon.png sibing and its USA-icon.png new ally, kicked Spainball's ass in that war. USA-icon.png USAball who now has control over United States Cuba-icon.png Cubaball and made it a puppet to support capitalist American ideals. United States Cuba-icon.png Cubaball also signed a treaty with its parent that gave it access to Guantánamo Bay.

    Cubaball's hate of fascism lead to it declaring war on Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball and Japanese-Empire-icon.png Empire of Japanball in 1941.

    In 1952, Cuba-icon (Batista).png Fulgencio Batista took power with a military coup. Under his rule, the economy was of great but 1/3 of the Cubaballs were of very poor. Cuba-icon (Batista).png Fulgencio was also responsible for many deaths in the country. Then in 1959, it went on its revolution, where the famous Cuba-icon (Castro).png Fidel Castro kicked out Cuba-icon (Batista).png Fulgencio Batista, who went to exile in Portugal-icon.png Portugalball and later Francoist Spain-icon.png Spainball. Cubabball went up to its adoptive parent and said "FUCK CAPITALISM" and moved out of USA-icon.png USAball's house into Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball's home. Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball then gave Cuba-icon.png Cubaball some free nukes to scare away American invaders which pissed off USA-icon.png USAball and 54 years later they became friends again.

    In 2015, USA-icon.png USAball re-established diplomatic relations with Cuba-icon.png it.

    Cubaballs's best friends are the Bolivarian Alliance for the Americas, but many countryballs in said alliance are as troubled as it.

    Cubaball is also very sad over Fidel Castro's passing in 2016. Cuba-icon.png Cubaball also closed its borders.

    Raul Castro has recently stepped down as first secretary of the communist party.

    Flag Colors

    The flag of Cuba has five stripes each alternating between blue and white and a red equilateral triangle on the left side with a five-pointed star. Some might argue that Cuba's flag was inspired by USA-icon.png USAball's flag, but others believe it to be an idea from Narciso López, one of the main liberators of Cuba from Spain.

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Air Force Blue 0, 42, 143 C100-M71-Y0-K44 #002A8F
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
    Philippine Red 207, 20, 43 C0-M90-Y79-K19 #CF142B

    The blue stripes refer to the 3 old divisions of the island, the two white stripes represent strength and purity of ideas, and the red triangle stands for equality, fraternity, and freedom, as well as the blood of those who fought in the wars.

    Relationships

    Friends

    • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - ¡Che Guevara!
    • PuertoRico-icon.png Puerto Ricoball (Until 2015)- Mi hermano más joven, I love it so much!! We can into similar flags! Until, (see enemies list) I FOUND OUT THAT YOU WERE FRIENDS WITH FU**ING PIGDOG!!!! FAK YOU, YOU FAKKING USA PIGDOG PUPPET!!!! REMOVE DESPACITO!!!
    • Haiti-icon.png Haitiball - Many of my people have Haitian ancestry! We were close until USA-icon.png it dropped it and forced it to distance from me. But now its evil dicator is gone and relations have gone better! It likes Castro and is starting to be unhappy about USA-icon.png USAball, so it is like a French sibling. If you want to liberate yourself from burger, you should learn a lot from me Irreevlant French Cuba.
    • Dominican-icon.png Dominican Republicball - Mi other hermano who loves beisbol, Te quiero mucho! But quit being so hurtful against Haiti-icon.png Mi amigo Aytti who is your sibling!!
    • Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball - Evil Jeine Áñez, the oppression you brought to Bolivia was horrible! At least Arce won and she's gone. But did yuo just kill Che Guevara in yuor clay?!
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - My comrade in East Asia. Older sibling in common of Communism.
    • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - I absolutely love doing business with this comrade from far away Asia, but needs to be friends with China-icon.png Chinaball please
    • Nicaragua-icon.png Nicaraguaball, Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball - Mis hermanos anti imperialistas, Te quiero comrades but one of them likes Taiwan-icon.png a burger puppet although I don't care.
    • Iran-icon.png Iranball, Syria-icon.png Syriaball, North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball, Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball and Zimbabwe-icon.png Zimbabweball - Other Comrades!
    • China-icon.png Chinaball, Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball, Laos-icon.png Laosball, North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - Comrades, We are the last 5 communist countries left.
    • India-icon.png Indiaball - 10000 ton wheat, 10000 ton of rice. Eternal friend, I can't say anything bad about it, it is real friendly.
    • Peru-icon.png Peruball - Congratulations to Pedro Castillo for winning your elections! Now that he is your president, I hope we can establish relations and ties. You are also of anti-imperialist now!
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Its product are imported here! Also its Anime called Charlotte filmed on my clay. Mucha Gracias!
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - You are an independent country, Israel is a puto for bullying you.
    • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - Kosovo jis Serbia.
    • Palau-icon.png Palauball - Mi amigo and a child of mi amiga Philippines-icon.png Filipinas who is in Pacific Island now. I hope we will see each other soon.
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - I sent missionaries to its clay, before I went into communism. It is similar to me cause it is now removing USA-icon.png USAball. But then, it improved relations with it because of Donald Trump-icon.png Donald Trump. I can't hate its because it's one of my favorite siblings.
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - My leader were best friend of Sukarno. But why did yuo ban communism?
    • Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball - Back when he was of Derg-icon.png Dergball. I helped it deal with Somali Democratic Republic-icon.png its sibling, but then eventually it ditched communism. It was also having a civil war with Eritrea-icon.png Eritreaball for a period of time. I do not like the fact that it left communism, but I do not hate it. Glad you realize who Murica-icon.png burger really is to you! I hope its economy and downright hunger times improve.
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Mi closest cousin, it always buys my cigars and loves to come over and pay me a visit when I'm lonely, Te amo comrade SINCE 1976.
    • UK-icon.png UKball - Although you're friends with USA-icon.png Burger, you opposed its embargoes on me, and we still have some relations. So we're fine I guess. Why are you capitalist??!!
    • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - 8-0 Never forget!!, It was my best friend forever, I'll never forget you comrade. You gave me some nukes to protect me from USA-icon.png Imperialist burger when he tried to invade me and remove communism out of my clay.
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - I am sorry that your parent passed away, but I’m glad that you are still following its policies.
    • East Germany-icon.png East Germanyball - It's secretly alive in my basement. Shhhh.
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball - My medical workers will help you for COVID-19 Pandemic, Tio! I like your Pizza!

    Neutrals

    • Brazil-icon.png Brazilball - Cousin and I built a port together on my clay. WHY YOU ELECTED BOLSONARO!? AND WHY YOU WANT REMOVE MIS MEDICOS OF YOUR PAÍS!?
    • Bahamas-icon.png Bahamasball - Stop whining about your patrol vessel you burger puppet. At least our relations improved after that.
    • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - Same as China, we both hate the USA-icon.png Pig and its embargoes. But, NO TE ATREVAS A PROBAR NUKE! You are my comrade though.
    • Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball - Mi media hermano was where Cuba-icon (Castro).png Fidel Castro and Che Guevara-icon.png Che Guevara met and planned my revolution! It is still good friends with USA-icon.png imperialist! despite its divorce with it.
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - North Korea is my friend but South Korea esta bien, both Koreas are good. Quite much South Korean Tourists coming to me. Not a time to establish diplomatic relationship yet.
    • Spain-icon.png Spainball - Parent who raised me before Murica-icon.png USA. But I hate Kings, so REMOVE MONARCHY!! And of course, don't think I forgot when it went through Francoist Spain-icon.png fascist phase. I declared 3 days of mourning in Cuba for yuo.
    • Vatican-icon.png Vaticanball - It helped improve our relations between USA-icon.png my parent. But... ¡Jesus was un comunista! ¿Who did he choose to catch los peces (fishes)? ¡Sí! ¡Los pescadores (fishermen)!

    Enemies

    • USA-icon.png Capitalist Mierda - LIAR, I THINK YUO WILL IMPROVE RELATIONS WHEN BIDEN WON, BUT YUO NOT. YUO IGNITE PROTESTS AGAINST MI AND YUO NO REMOVE EL BLOQUEO, FAK YUO. BAY OF PIGS BEST DAY OF LIFE!!
    • Puerto Rico-icon.png PUTA! YOU WERE MY SISTER, AND I FIND OUT THAT YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH ASSHOLE CAPITALIST PIGDOG!!! WELL GUESS WHAT?! I WILL KILL YOU AND ANSCHLUSS YUO! YOU WILL NOW BE DESTROYED BY ME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! REMOVE DESPACITO AND EVERYONE WHO IS FRIENDS WITH PIGDOG!!!!!!!!
    • Cuba-icon (Batista).png Fulgencio Batista - TYRRANT!!! YOU WERE A PUPPET OF USA-icon.png USAball!!! GLAD THAT Cuba-icon (Castro).png FIDEL REMOVED YOU!!! YOU'LL ROT IN HELL FOR ALL OF YOUR CRIMES AGAINST THE BELOVED COUNTRY OF CUBA! YOU GUSANO!
    • Joe Biden-icon.png Joe Biden - I THOUGHT WE COULD ESTABLISH RELATIONS AND THAT YOU COULD LIFT MY EMBARGO, BUT YOU FUCKING BETRAYED ME!!! YOU SUPPORTED THE PROTESTS AGAINST MY COMMUNIST GOVERNMENT! REMOVE REMOOOOVEEE!!!
    • Donald Trump-icon.png Donald Trump - YOU ARE THE REASON RELATIONS WITH BURGER ARE DECLINING! I HATE YOU! ME AND USA-icon.png BURGER WERE GOING HAVE BETTER RELATIONS BUT YOU RUINED IT INSTEAD! REMOVE TRUMP!!!
    • Portugal-icon.png Portugalball - It hated me because it thought I was being a bad influence on Angola-icon.png Angolaball.
    • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - 8-0 NEVER FORGET!! REMOVE PEWDIEPIE!!
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - It bullies my friend Palestine-icon.png Palestineball. F**k off. You most lucky that yuo are together with Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball now. Free Palestine now!!
    • Libya-icon.png Libyaball - HOW DARE YOU KILL MY FRIEND Muammar Gaddafi-icon.png LIBYAN ARAB JAMAHIRIYA!!
    • NATO-icon.png NATOball - You are of imperialist and western puppet, FUCK YOU!!! AND FUCK YOU FOR HELPING TO KILL MY FRIEND Muammar Gaddafi-icon.png MUAMMAR GADDAFI!!! KOSOVO BELONGS TO SERBIA!
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - I love Russia, not you! You now will be destroyed by Russia-icon.png Russland!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA! PUTO!! REMOVE SALO! CRIMEA IS RUSSIA!!!!
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - FUCKING PUPPET OF NATO AND AMERICA!!! KOSOVO IS SERBI!! REMOVE! REMOVE!!
    • Molossia-icon.png Molossiaball - Wh- What are yuo doing here?! You're finding East Germany-icon.png East Germanyball? Well, it's in my basement and YUO ARE DECLARING WAR ON ME FOR THAT?! Well NICE TRY with THAT, you are a micro-nation!
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - Esa isla was never given to you, tu idiota! It's East Germany-icon.png East Germanyball's, not yours!
    • CIA-icon.png CIA - He of trying to kill my leader 638 times and still failed. What a joke!!
    • West Papua-icon.png West Papuaball - Flag stealer. YUO ARE OF Indonesia-icon.png MY FRIEND'S CLAY!!!
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - FAKE CHINA! REMOVE NATIONALISM!

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