Cubaball

Republic of Cubaball : República de Cubabola
←    1902/1959 - Present
Dicen que este lugar es un paraíso, no puedo decir que se equivoquen.
General information
Government	Unitary Marxist-Leninist one-party socialist republic (2008-present) Castroist one-party totalitarian dictatorship (1959-2008)
Personality	Neutral, revolutionary, badass, goddamn commie (according to USA), cool, CHILL
Language	Spanish (Latin American)
Type	Latin-Taíno Ancestry Aryan Semitic African Asian (minority)
Capital	Havanaball
Affiliation	ALBAball OASball UNball
Religion	Christianity Roman Catholicism (Main) Protestantism Atheism Santería Spiritism
Relations and opinions
Friends	Venezuelaball Laosball Canadaball Argentinaball Philippinesball Vietnamball Russiaball Chinaball We re-established diplomatic relations in 2015 (formerly) Indiaball Haitiball Serbiaball Sibling Indonesiaball Palestineball Western Saharaball Anti ImperialistSquad! Iraqball Algeriaball Armeniaball North Koreaball Angolaball Formerly: Soviet Unionball Yugoslaviaball East Germanyball Gaddafi Libyaball
Enemies	Fulgencio Batista Ukraineball Free Palestine now! Floridaball NATOball THE WORST ADOPTIVE DADDY EVER!!!!!!!! (1959-2013, 2017-now) DONT CALL ME TERRORIST!!!!!!!! (Sometimes) Donald Trump Kosovoball 8-0 never forget!! Taiwanball Libyaball FSAball Turkeyball Formerly: Spanish Empireball Nazi Germanyball Empire of Japanball Francoist Spainball Portugalball South Vietnamball Zaireball Republic of Cubaball Student Revolutionary Directorateball Second National Front of the Escambrayball
Likes	Patriotism, , Communism/Socialism, National Communism, Dictatorship of the Proletariat, Fidel Castro, Raul Castro, el Che Guevara, coffee, BLM, DSA, Bernie Sanders (Sometimes), Barack Obama (kind of, thanks for lifting sanctions), Telesur, Prensa Latina, Cigars (also its map looks like a tobacco pipe), Havana Club Rum, Dairy products, Nukes (to respect its neutrality), Canadian tourists, Baseball, Choncletas, Old things, Crocodiles, Bee Hummingbirds, Old American Cars, Rumba, Mojito, Dance: Bolero, Mambo, Cha-cha, Cubano sandwiches, Domino, Camila Cabello, subway surf in Havanaball
Dislikes	Imperialism (American), Fulgencio Batista, Capitalism, Liberal Democracy, US-Embargo and Crippling Sanctions, Guantanamo Bay not being bbrought back from USAball, Cuban-American Counterrevolutionaries and Reactionaries, Cuban-American Lobby, Victims of Communism Foundation, Call of Duty Black Ops (banned), US Backed Color Revolutions and Astroturf Protests, Bay of Pigs Invasion 1961, John F. Kennedy, Robert Kennedy, CIA (except for when they kill Kennedy’s), George W. Bush, Donald Trump, Mike Pence, Nikki Haley, Joe Biden, AOC and Katie Hill (for supporting the 2021 Astroturf Protests), Ben Shapiro, Augusto Pinochet, Jorge Videla, Alfredo Stroessner, Hugo Banzer, Alberto and Keiko Fujimori, Jair Bolsonaro, Sebastian Pinera, Jeanine Anez, Juan Guaido, being called Puerto Rican/Spanish/Mexican/American, Loosing 8-0 to Soviet Unionball And Swedenball,
Historical information
Preceded by	Republic of Cubaball
Is of importants
Can into space?	Not without Soviet Unionball
Börk	Castro Castro / HAVANA UN NA NA
Food	Cubano Sandwich, Ropa vieja
Status
Just legalized same-sex marriages
Notes
The first Communist state, the second former Eastern Bloc country (excluding East Germanyball), and the eighth Latin American country to legalize same-sex marriage.

“	¡Al combate, corred, bayameses!, Que la patria os contempla orgullosa; No temáis una muerte gloriosa, Que morir por la patria es vivir.	”
	— Himno de la Bayamesa

Cubaball, officially the Castroist Republic of Cubaball, is a cube countryball in the Caribbean islands. The country is divided into 15 provinces, and 1 Special Municipality, including its capital Havanaball, giving it a total area of 42,426 square miles, making it the largest countryball in the Caribbean. With a population of 11.32 million as of 2021, Cubaball ranks 82 in the most populous countryballs in the world.

Since its revolution, Cuba has been suspended from OASball due to making links with Soviet Unionball. However, it does maintain membership in UNball like almost every other nation in the world, and is a founding member of ALBAball.

Much like other socialist/communistballs, it does not do so well in regards to political, social or economic freedom. However, Cubaball can into having a high human development index, unlike its fellow counterparts. Despite the trade embargo placed on it by USAball, it has done well in regards to education and health - even becoming the first to eradicate mother-to-child transmission of HIV and syphilis in 2015. Many other countries in the Caribbean tend to rely on Cubaball for aid.

Its national day can be either October 10 for when it declared independence from Spainball, or July 26, when it had it revolution.

The most popular way to represent Cubaball is with the countryball using a cigar and a military cap, which would be a reference to the late Fidel Castro, the country's former president.

History

Inhabited by the Tainoball, Cubaball was not a colony of Spainball until discovery in 1511.

Cubaball, the largest island of the Antilles, was originally divided into 29 chiefdoms. Many of these later became Spanish colonial cities, preserving their original names, such as Havana, Batabanó, Camagüey, Baracoa and Bayamo.

It was known after Spanish arrival, Spain enslaved the Tainoballs, but the "Laws of Burgos" changed that as the 8ball was the new slave. Tainoball either way would assimilate and disappear. Many on, 8ball brough Santería to the people.

In the 1790's, many Haitiballs fled to Cubaball's clay to escape the violent revolution on Haitiball's clay. This is why Cubaball is part Haitian today and considered Haitiball to be "its Francophone sibling".

Cubaball eventually despised slavery of the 8balls, the high taxes, and the corrupt system, so it revolted from Spainball's control in the "Guerra de los Diez Años". USAball didn't like Spainball growing slave plantations near its clay, and Dominican Republicball used to suffer a similar problem with Cubaball before it was independent, so they both supported Cubaball. The war failed in 1878, a decade later from where it started, but Spainball thought slavery should be banned in Cubaball like how it was in the remaining Spanish colonies, and it was in 1886.

Cubaball was still unhappy, and revolted again in 1895. USAball wanted control over Cubaball´s clay for a long time, so it was willing to help the Cuban rebels. So, USAball blamed the Maine incident on Spainball starting the Spanish-American War. Cuba, together with it sibing and its new ally, kicked Spainball's ass in that war. USAball who now has control over Cubaball and made it a puppet to support capitalist American ideals. Cubaball also signed a treaty with its parent that gave it access to Guantánamo Bay.

Cubaball's hate of fascism lead to it declaring war on Nazi Germanyball and Empire of Japanball in 1941.

In 1952, Fulgencio Batista took power with a military coup. Under his rule, the economy was of great but 1/3 of the Cubaballs were of very poor. Fulgencio was also responsible for many deaths in the country. Then in 1959, it went on its revolution, where the famous Fidel Castro kicked out Fulgencio Batista, who went to exile in Portugalball and later Spainball. Cubabball went up to its adoptive parent and said "FUCK CAPITALISM" and moved out of USAball's house into Soviet Unionball's home. Soviet Unionball then gave Cubaball some free nukes to scare away American invaders which pissed off USAball and 54 years later they became friends again.

In 2015, USAball re-established diplomatic relations with it.

Cubaballs's best friends are the Bolivarian Alliance for the Americas, but many countryballs in said alliance are as troubled as it.

Cubaball is also very sad over Fidel Castro's passing in 2016. Cubaball also closed its borders.

Raul Castro has recently stepped down as first secretary of the communist party.

Flag Colors

The flag of Cuba has five stripes each alternating between blue and white and a red equilateral triangle on the left side with a five-pointed star. Some might argue that Cuba's flag was inspired by USAball's flag, but others believe it to be an idea from Narciso López, one of the main liberators of Cuba from Spain.

Color Name		RGB	CMYK	HEX
	Air Force Blue	0, 42, 143	C100-M71-Y0-K44	#002A8F
	White	255, 255, 255	N/A	#FFFFFF
	Philippine Red	207, 20, 43	C0-M90-Y79-K19	#CF142B

The blue stripes refer to the 3 old divisions of the island, the two white stripes represent strength and purity of ideas, and the red triangle stands for equality, fraternity, and freedom, as well as the blood of those who fought in the wars.

Relationships

Friends

• Argentinaball - ¡Che Guevara!
• Puerto Ricoball (Until 2015)- Mi hermano más joven, I love it so much!! We can into similar flags! Until, (see enemies list) I FOUND OUT THAT YOU WERE FRIENDS WITH FU**ING PIGDOG!!!! FAK YOU, YOU FAKKING USA PIGDOG PUPPET!!!! REMOVE DESPACITO!!!
• Haitiball - Many of my people have Haitian ancestry! We were close until it dropped it and forced it to distance from me. But now its evil dicator is gone and relations have gone better! It likes Castro and is starting to be unhappy about USAball, so it is like a French sibling. If you want to liberate yourself from burger, you should learn a lot from me Irreevlant French Cuba.
• Dominican Republicball - Mi other hermano who loves beisbol, Te quiero mucho! But quit being so hurtful against Mi amigo Aytti who is your sibling!!
• Boliviaball - Evil Jeine Áñez, the oppression you brought to Bolivia was horrible! At least Arce won and she's gone. But did yuo just kill Che Guevara in yuor clay?!
• Chinaball - My comrade in East Asia. Older sibling in common of Communism.
• Vietnamball - I absolutely love doing business with this comrade from far away Asia, but needs to be friends with Chinaball please
• Nicaraguaball, Venezuelaball - Mis hermanos anti imperialistas, Te quiero comrades but one of them likes a burger puppet although I don't care.
• Iranball, Syriaball, North Koreaball, Myanmarball and Zimbabweball - Other Comrades!
• Chinaball, Vietnamball, Laosball, North Koreaball - Comrades, We are the last 5 communist countries left.
• Indiaball - 10000 ton wheat, 10000 ton of rice. Eternal friend, I can't say anything bad about it, it is real friendly.
• Peruball - Congratulations to Pedro Castillo for winning your elections! Now that he is your president, I hope we can establish relations and ties. You are also of anti-imperialist now!
• Japanball - Its product are imported here! Also its Anime called Charlotte filmed on my clay. Mucha Gracias!
• Palestineball - You are an independent country, Israel is a puto for bullying you.
• Serbiaball - Kosovo jis Serbia.
• Palauball - Mi amigo and a child of mi amiga Filipinas who is in Pacific Island now. I hope we will see each other soon.
• Philippinesball - I sent missionaries to its clay, before I went into communism. It is similar to me cause it is now removing USAball. But then, it improved relations with it because of Donald Trump. I can't hate its because it's one of my favorite siblings.
• Indonesiaball - My leader were best friend of Sukarno. But why did yuo ban communism?
• Ethiopiaball - Back when he was of Dergball. I helped it deal with its sibling, but then eventually it ditched communism. It was also having a civil war with Eritreaball for a period of time. I do not like the fact that it left communism, but I do not hate it. Glad you realize who burger really is to you! I hope its economy and downright hunger times improve.
• Canadaball - Mi closest cousin, it always buys my cigars and loves to come over and pay me a visit when I'm lonely, Te amo comrade SINCE 1976.
• UKball - Although you're friends with Burger, you opposed its embargoes on me, and we still have some relations. So we're fine I guess. Why are you capitalist??!!
• Soviet Unionball - 8-0 Never forget!!, It was my best friend forever, I'll never forget you comrade. You gave me some nukes to protect me from Imperialist burger when he tried to invade me and remove communism out of my clay.
• Russiaball - I am sorry that your parent passed away, but I’m glad that you are still following its policies.
• East Germanyball - It's secretly alive in my basement. Shhhh.
• Italyball - My medical workers will help you for COVID-19 Pandemic, Tio! I like your Pizza!

Neutrals

• Brazilball - Cousin and I built a port together on my clay. WHY YOU ELECTED BOLSONARO!? AND WHY YOU WANT REMOVE MIS MEDICOS OF YOUR PAÍS!?
• Bahamasball - Stop whining about your patrol vessel you burger puppet. At least our relations improved after that.
• North Koreaball - Same as China, we both hate the Pig and its embargoes. But, NO TE ATREVAS A PROBAR NUKE! You are my comrade though.
• Mexicoball - Mi media hermano was where Fidel Castro and Che Guevara met and planned my revolution! It is still good friends with imperialist! despite its divorce with it.
• South Koreaball - North Korea is my friend but South Korea esta bien, both Koreas are good. Quite much South Korean Tourists coming to me. Not a time to establish diplomatic relationship yet.
• Spainball - Parent who raised me before USA. But I hate Kings, so REMOVE MONARCHY!! And of course, don't think I forgot when it went through fascist phase. I declared 3 days of mourning in Cuba for yuo.
• Vaticanball - It helped improve our relations between my parent. But... ¡Jesus was un comunista! ¿Who did he choose to catch los peces (fishes)? ¡Sí! ¡Los pescadores (fishermen)!

Enemies

• Capitalist Mierda - LIAR, I THINK YUO WILL IMPROVE RELATIONS WHEN BIDEN WON, BUT YUO NOT. YUO IGNITE PROTESTS AGAINST MI AND YUO NO REMOVE EL BLOQUEO, FAK YUO. BAY OF PIGS BEST DAY OF LIFE!!
• PUTA! YOU WERE MY SISTER, AND I FIND OUT THAT YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH ASSHOLE CAPITALIST PIGDOG!!! WELL GUESS WHAT?! I WILL KILL YOU AND ANSCHLUSS YUO! YOU WILL NOW BE DESTROYED BY ME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! REMOVE DESPACITO AND EVERYONE WHO IS FRIENDS WITH PIGDOG!!!!!!!!
• Fulgencio Batista - TYRRANT!!! YOU WERE A PUPPET OF USAball!!! GLAD THAT FIDEL REMOVED YOU!!! YOU'LL ROT IN HELL FOR ALL OF YOUR CRIMES AGAINST THE BELOVED COUNTRY OF CUBA! YOU GUSANO!
• Joe Biden - I THOUGHT WE COULD ESTABLISH RELATIONS AND THAT YOU COULD LIFT MY EMBARGO, BUT YOU FUCKING BETRAYED ME!!! YOU SUPPORTED THE PROTESTS AGAINST MY COMMUNIST GOVERNMENT! REMOVE REMOOOOVEEE!!!
• Donald Trump - YOU ARE THE REASON RELATIONS WITH BURGER ARE DECLINING! I HATE YOU! ME AND BURGER WERE GOING HAVE BETTER RELATIONS BUT YOU RUINED IT INSTEAD! REMOVE TRUMP!!!
• Portugalball - It hated me because it thought I was being a bad influence on Angolaball.
• Swedenball - 8-0 NEVER FORGET!! REMOVE PEWDIEPIE!!
• Israelcube - It bullies my friend Palestineball. F**k off. You most lucky that yuo are together with Philippinesball now. Free Palestine now!!
• Libyaball - HOW DARE YOU KILL MY FRIEND LIBYAN ARAB JAMAHIRIYA!!
• NATOball - You are of imperialist and western puppet, FUCK YOU!!! AND FUCK YOU FOR HELPING TO KILL MY FRIEND MUAMMAR GADDAFI!!! KOSOVO BELONGS TO SERBIA!
• Ukraineball - I love Russia, not you! You now will be destroyed by Russland!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA! PUTO!! REMOVE SALO! CRIMEA IS RUSSIA!!!!
• Kosovoball - FUCKING PUPPET OF NATO AND AMERICA!!! KOSOVO IS SERBI!! REMOVE! REMOVE!!
• Molossiaball - Wh- What are yuo doing here?! You're finding East Germanyball? Well, it's in my basement and YUO ARE DECLARING WAR ON ME FOR THAT?! Well NICE TRY with THAT, you are a micro-nation!
• Germanyball - Esa isla was never given to you, tu idiota! It's East Germanyball's, not yours!
• CIA - He of trying to kill my leader 638 times and still failed. What a joke!!
• West Papuaball - Flag stealer. YUO ARE OF MY FRIEND'S CLAY!!!
• Taiwanball - FAKE CHINA! REMOVE NATIONALISM!