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    Alright. So, we're checking out the only state where we see Florida men jetpacking into space using alcoholism; it's FLORIDA.
     
    Florida-icon.png Floridaball, giving a tour to all the states of its clay.
    Feeding the homeless is illegal.
     
    Florida-icon.png Floridaball

    Florida-icon.png Florida Manball is GTA in real life infected with refugees from ALBA countries an incest US stateball on the Atlantic coast and a Mickey Mouse peninsula. It has yet to clean themselves up from France-icon.png its revolutionary friend.

    Florida can into space and its theme park, Disneyworld. Can also into better beaches and theme parks than California-icon.png Californiaball. It also has swamps. Snakes and alligators are always roaming freely in its streets. Is deftly afraid of the day that global warming makes the ocean swallow all its clay, but for now is trying to pretend that won't happen. Florida-icon.png Floridaball can into amusement parks very well. It can also into public police reports that reveal the true craziness of the state.

    Florida also joined its siblings in the CSA-icon.png Confederacyball, but it didn't really do anything to help. It has a significant Spanish-speaking minority due to being a former colony of Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spainball and because of refugees fleeing ALBA-icon.png revolutionaries.

    It is important to note that weird, stupid, news happen in Floridaball because it was born from incest and also Floridaball is really old. Floridaball was hit by Hurricane Matthew, causing major damages to some of its children. Then, its parent USAball had to pay for the damages because why not? It got into a problem with toxic red algae in 2017 after Hurricane Irma, but it was fully free from its grasp in 2019.

    Tampa-icon.png TampaRawr is its pet, one of the very few Rawrs in the world.

    Relationships

    Friends

    • USA-icon.png USAball - Adoptive parent/Biological sibling.
    • Spain-icon.png Spainball - Parent (Was I born from incest?).
    • UK-icon.png UKball - Parent.
    • Bahamas-icon.png Bahamasball My beach sibling! (I will gib Florida Keys soon)
    • US Georgia-icon.png Georgiaball - Older adoptive sibling/Biological relative - The rest of the thirteen colonies used them as a living shield against me but we're cool.
    • Texas-icon.png Texasball - Bigger adoptive sibling/Biological relative, we were both in the CSA-icon.png CSAball.
    • California-icon.png Californiaball - Bigger adoptive sibling/Biological relative, unlike here in the East Coast where I'm always wet, it's drying up instead. Home of the legend Technoblade. PLEASE LET ME BE CONSERVATIVE PLEASE!
    • New York-icon.png New Yorkball - Adoptive sibling/Biological relative, I SURPASS YOU! FLORIDA #3!.
    • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - Fellow combatant against the ever growing sea.
    • Bangladesh-icon.png Bangladeshball - Fellow kebab combatant against the ever growing sea.
    • Haiti-icon.png Haitiball - Large immigrant population here, the reason Floridaball speaks a little bit of Creole.
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - Tourist friend for my lands and my cities.
    • NewJersey-icon.png New Jerseyball - I promised you to take care of Albert, and I will, it screams a lot... Albert's weird... I like weird, so thank you, New Jerseyball, to allow me to take care of Albert. RESPECT THE VETS!
    • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - My favorite relative (sorry, Canada and New Zealand; I still love ya'll). I like Aussie's pets, but I mostly like its crocodiles and snakes; they're interesting. Parent said I'm like it but Spanish and with theme parks. I feel like Australia. (It can also into parodying Mario!)
    • Turkmen-icon.png Turkmenistanball - Our personalities are similar, but I have Coronavirus-icon.png COVID-19 cases.
    • Eritrea-icon.png Eritreaball - Same as Turkmenistan.
    • Jakarta-icon.png Jakartaball - A Southeast Asian Guy, who also fight against Growing Sea!
    • France-icon.png FuzeIII - Good friend. We fought on a old base and I won; it also was the cause of the 7th incursion.
    • San Marino-icon.png San Marinoball - Not sure if I'm able to be there, but either way, we'll have a good time at that singing contest thing in the Netherlands
    • Pennsylvania-icon.png Pennsylvaniaball - Dancing God.

    Neutral

    • Alabama-icon.png Alabamaball - It is my adoptive sibling, and we have seceded from the union in the past, and was defeated together as well. But OH MY GOD! MY COAST IS NOT YOURS I DON'T GIVE A DARN IF I'M HOGGING YOUR COAST! ALSO, CHANGE YOUR FLAG!
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - I do not like you one bit... But my and my parent are cool, for now. So, I'm watching you...
    • Texas-icon.png Texasball - I GOT CTN FOR YOU, REDNECK! But we are not actual enemies.

    Enemies

    • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - WTF!? WHY DID YOU ATTACK MY CHILD ORLANDO? LISTEN TO ME YOU F***ING TERROIST, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT 20-POUNDS OF CRAP, YOU CANNOT STOP US! I DARE YOU! COME AT ME AGAIN! REMOVE JIHAD! REMOVE KEBAB!
    • Florida (Uruguay)-icon.png Floridaball (Uruguay) - WHY DO YOU HAVE MY NAME! CHANGE YOUR NAME ALREADY! Or else...
    • ALBA-icon.png ALBAball (especially Cuba-icon.png Cubaball and Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball) - STOP HATING USA; IT'S ONLY GIVING ME REFUGEES FROM YOUR COUNTRIES!
    • CSA-icon (soldier).png CSAball - YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED ASSHOLE! I WOULD NEVER, EVER GO DOWN THAT PATH OF RACISM EVER AGAIN! I KNOW WHO I AM! I SHOULD BE FRIENDLY TOWARS ALL PEOPLE OF ALL RACES! I DON'T NEED YOUR IGNORANCE!

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