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    Alright. So, we're checking out the only state where we see Florida men jetpacking into space using alcoholism; it's FLORIDA.

    | Floridaball|giving a tour to all the states of its clay.}}

    Feeding the homeless is illegal.
     
    Floridaball
    Lord, I can't change
    Won't you fly-y-y high, free bird, yeah
     
    — Lynyrd Skynyrd
    Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'
     
    — Limp Bizkit
    DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK AT MY RESUME! 30 YEARS EXPERIENCE IN JACKING OOOOOOOOFF!!!
     
    — Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson
    WOOOOOO!!! YEAH, BABYYYYYY, that's what I've been waiting for!
     
    — Cr1TiKaL mockingly celebrating a toy that poops slime
    Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
     
    — Eric Andre

    Leonida Florida Manball is GTA in real life infected with refugees from ALBA countries an incest US stateball on the Atlantic coast and a Mickey Mouse peninsula. It has yet to clean themselves up from its revolutionary friend.

    Florida can into space and its theme park, Disneyworld. Can also into better beaches and theme parks than Californiaball. Can also into hottest state. It also has swamps. Snakes and alligators are always roaming freely in its streets. Is deftly afraid of the day that global warming makes the ocean swallow all its clay, but for now is trying to pretend that won't happen. Floridaball can into amusement parks very well. It can also into public police reports that reveal the true craziness of the state.

    Florida also joined its siblings in the Confederacyball, but it didn't really do anything to help. It has a significant Spanish-speaking minority due to being a former colony of Spainball and because of refugees fleeing revolutionaries.

    It is important to note that weird, stupid, news happen in Floridaball because it was born from incest and also Floridaball is really old. Floridaball was hit by Hurricane Matthew, causing major damages to some of its children. Then, its parent USAball had to pay for the damages because why not? It got into a problem with toxic red algae in 2017 after Hurricane Irma, but it was fully free from its grasp in 2019.

    TampaRawr is its pet, one of the very few Rawrs in the world.

    Relationships

    Friends

    • USAball - Adoptive parent/Biological sibling.
    • Spainball - Parent (Was I born from incest?).
    • UKball - Parent. And Miraheze is founded in its clay.
    • Bahamasball My beach sibling! (I will gib Florida Keys soon)
    • Georgiaball - Older adoptive sibling/Biological relative - The rest of the thirteen colonies used them as a living shield against me but we're cool.
    • Texasball - Bigger adoptive sibling/Biological relative, we were both in the CSAball. We both can also into heavy conservatism with Greg Abbott and Ron DeSantis.
    • Californiaball - Bigger adoptive sibling/Biological relative, unlike here in the East Coast where I'm always wet, it's drying up instead. Home of the legend Technoblade. PLEASE LET ME BE CONSERVATIVE PLEASE! Oh, and WIKIPEDIA IS BETTER THAN FANDOM, SO REMOVE FANDOM THE WIKIPEDIA RIP-OFF!!!!
    • Netherlandsball - Fellow combatant against the ever growing sea.
    • Bangladeshball - Fellow kebab combatant against the ever growing sea.
    • Haitiball - Large immigrant population here, the reason Floridaball speaks a little bit of Creole.
    • Germanyball - Tourist friend for my lands and my cities.
    • New Jerseyball - I promised you to take care of Albert, and I will, it screams a lot... Albert's weird... I like weird, so thank you, New Jerseyball, to allow me to take care of Albert. RESPECT THE VETS!
    • Nebraskaball - His former senator runs a university in my clay. Also shares a lot of my values.
    • Australiaball - My favorite relative (sorry, Canada and New Zealand; I still love ya'll). I like Aussie's pets, but I mostly like its crocodiles and snakes; they're interesting. Parent said I'm like it but Spanish and with theme parks. I feel like Australia. (It can also into parodying Mario!)
    • Turkmenistanball - Our personalities are similar, but I have COVID-19 cases.
    • Eritreaball - Same as Turkmenistan.
    • Jakartaball - A Southeast Asian Guy, who also fight against Growing Sea!
    • FuzeIII - Good friend. We fought on a old base and I won; it also was the cause of the 7th incursion.
    • San Marinoball - Not sure if I'm able to be there, but either way, we'll have a good time at that singing contest thing in the Netherlands
    • Pennsylvaniaball - Dancing God.
    • North Carolinaball - Friend that likes my beaches.

    Neutral

    • Alabamaball - It is my adoptive sibling, and we have seceded from the union in the past, and was defeated together as well. But OH MY GOD! MY COAST IS NOT YOURS I DON'T GIVE A DARN IF I'M HOGGING YOUR COAST! ALSO, CHANGE YOUR FLAG! BURGUNDY CROSS IS OURS!
    • Russiaball - I do not like you one bit... But you and my parent are cool, for now. So, I'm watching you...
    • Texasball - I GOT CTN FOR YOU, REDNECK! But we are not actual enemies.

    Enemies

    • New Yorkball - Adoptive sibling/Biological relative. STOP SENDING YOUR LIBERAL MIGRANTS HERE, YA HEAR ME? LOON AT WHAT YOU DONE TO POOR TAMPA, ORLANDO, AND JACKSONVILLE! THEY HAVE HIGH HOUSE PRICES AND GETTING LIBERAL JUST LIKE YOU! Also, I SURPASS YOU! FLORIDA #3!
    • ISISball - WTF!? WHY DID YOU ATTACK MY CHILD ORLANDO? LISTEN TO ME YOU F***ING TERROIST, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT 20-POUNDS OF CRAP, YOU CANNOT STOP US! I DARE YOU! COME AT ME AGAIN! REMOVE JIHAD! REMOVE KEBAB!
    • Floridaball (Uruguay) - WHY DO YOU HAVE MY NAME! CHANGE YOUR NAME ALREADY! Or else...
    • Transball - FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU! YOU CAN'T CHANGE YOUR GENDER YOU CAN'T CHANGE YOUR GENDER YOU CAN'T FUCKING CHANGE YOUR GENDER! GO CRY! YUO CANNOT INTO WOMEN SPORTS! GET OUT OF FLORIDAand go to d.c.PLEASE!!!!!!
    • ALBAball (especially Cubaball and Venezuelaball) - STOP HATING USA; Y'ALL ARE ONLY GIVING ME REFUGEES FROM YOUR COUNTRIES!
    • CSAball - YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED ASSHOLE! I WOULD NEVER, EVER GO DOWN THAT PATH OF RACISM EVER AGAIN! I KNOW WHO I AM! I SHOULD BE FRIENDLY TOWARS ALL PEOPLE OF ALL RACES! I DON'T NEED YOUR IGNORANCE!

    Gallery

    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, GIFs, and videos of Floridaball.

    Click here to see it.


    zh:佛羅里達球 pl:Floridaball

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