|“||Alright so we're checking out the only state where we see Florida men jetpacking into space using alcoholism, it's FLORIDA||”|
|“||Feeding the homeless is illegal.||”|
Manball is GTA in real life infected with refugees from ALBA countries a n incest US stateball in the Atlantic coast. Also, Florida is a Mickey Mouse peninsula. He has yet to clean themselves up from revolution friend.
Florida can into space and his theme park, Disneyworld. Can also into better beaches and theme parks than Californiaball. He also has swamps. Snakes and alligators are always roaming freely in his streets. Is deftly afraid of the day that global warming makes the ocean swallow all his clay, but for now is trying to pretend that won't happen. Floridaball can into amusement parks very well. He can also into public police reports that reveal the true craziness of the state.
Florida also joined his siblings in the Confederacyball, but he didn't really do anything to help. He has a significant Spanish-speaking minority due to being a former colony of Spainball and because of refugees fleeing revolutionaries.
It is important to note that weird, stupid, news happen in Floridaball
because he was born from incest and also Floridaball is really old. Floridaball was hit by Hurricane Matthew, causing major damages to some of his sons and daughters. Then, his dad USAball had to pay for the damages because why not? He got into a problem with toxic red algae in 2017 after Hurricane Irma, but he was fully free from its grasp in 2019.
TampaRawr is his pet, one of the very few Rawrs in the world.
- USAball - Adoptive Father/Biological Brother.
- Spainball - Mommy (Was I born from incest?)
- UKball - Daddy.
- Bahamasball My beach brother! (I will gib Florida Keys soon)
- Georgiaball - Older Adoptive Brother/Biological Nephew - The rest of the thirteen colonies used them as a living shield against me but we're cool.
- Texasball - Bigger Adoptive Brother/Biological Nephew, we were both in the CSAball.
- Californiaball - Bigger Adoptive Brother/Biological Nephew, unlike here in the East Coast where I'm always wet, he's drying up instead. BUT LET ME BE CONSERVATIVE PLEASE!
- New Yorkball - Adoptive Brother/Biological Nephew, I SURPASS YOU! FLORIDA #3!.
- Netherlandsball - Fellow combatant against the ever growing sea.
- Bangladeshball - Fellow kebab combatant against the ever growing sea.
- Haitiball - Large immigrant population here, the reason Floridaball speaks a little bit of Creole.
- Germanyball - Tourist friend for my lands and my cities.
- New Jerseyball - I promised you to take care of Albert,and I will ,he screams a lot....Albert's weird...I like weird,so thank you, New Jerseyball, to allow me to take care of Albert. RESPECT THE VETS
- Australiaball -My favorite uncle (sorry Canada and New Zealand,i still love ya'll) I like uncle Aussie's pets,but I mostly like his crocodiles and snakes,they're interesting. Dad said I'm like him but Spanish and with theme parks. I feel like Australia. (He can also into parodying Mario!)
- Turkmenistanball - Our personalities are similar, but I have COVID Cases.
- Eritreaball - Same as Turkmenistan.
- FuzeIII- Good friend, we fought on a old base and i won, he also was the cause of the 7th incursion.
- San Marinoball - Not sure if I'm able to be there, but either way, we'll have a good time at that singing contest thing in the Netherlands
- Alabamaball - He is my Adoptive Brother, and we have seceded from the union in the past, and was defeated together as well. But OH MY GOD! MY COAST IS NOT YOURS I DON'T GIVE A DARN IF I'M HOGGING YOUR COAST! ALSO, CHANGE YOUR FLAG!
- Russiaball - I do not like you one bit... But my and my dad are cool, for now. So, I'm watching you...
- Texasball - I GOT CTN FOR YOU, REDNECK!!! But we are not actual enemies.
- ISISball - WTF!? WHY DID YOU ATTACK MY SON ORLANDO??? LISTEN TO ME YOU F*CKING TERROIST, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT 20-POUNDS OF CRAP, YOU CANNOT STOP US! I DARE YOU! COME AT ME AGAIN! REMOVE JIHAD! REMOVE KEBAB!
- Floridaball (Uruguay) - WHY DO YOU HAVE MY NAME!! CHANGE YOUR NAME ALREADY!!
- ALBAball (especially Cubaball and Venezuelaball - STOP HATING USA, IT'S ONLY GIVING ME REFUGEES FROM YOUR COUNTRIES!
- CSAball - YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED ASSHOLE!!! I WOULD NEVER, EVER GO DOWN THAT PATH OF RACISM EVER AGAIN!!!
|Panhandle Region||Pensacolaball • Tallahasseeball • Leon Countyball|
|The First Coast||Jacksonvilleball • St. Augustineball|
|Central Florida||Gainesvilleball • Kissimmeeball • Ocalaball • Orlandoball • Alachua Countyball • Brevard Countyball • Lake Countyball • Orange Countyball • Osceola Countyball|
|Tampa Bay||Avon Parkball • Bradentonball • Clearwaterball • Fort Meadeball • Haines Cityball • Plant Cityball • Sarasotaball • St. Petersburgball • TampaRawr • Wauchulaball • Winter Havenball • Hardee Countyball • Highlands Countyball • Hillsborough Countyball • Pasco Countyball • Polk Countyball|
|South Florida||Fort Lauderdaleball • Key Westball • Miamiball • Naplesball • Okeechobeeball • Vero Beachball • West Palm Beachball • Miami-Dade Countyball|
|Former Entities||Seminoleball • New Spainball • Spanish Floridaball • British West Floridaball • State of Muskogeeball • Republic of East Floridaball • Florida Territoryball • Republic of Floridaball|