Pennsylvaniaball is a pencil stateball in USAball. Pennsylvaniaball is one of the Stateballs that got infected by tons of zombies in Colonial Americaball, second only to Delawareball, which surprises the rest of USAball's stateballs. He's best known for producing the best chocolate, pretzels and chips on the face of the damn Earthball. He's also the only stateball above the Mason-Dixon line to have been invaded during the Civil War, which is why he's a total badass. The state was founded by Quakers, German Palatines and Scots-Irish people.
He attracts many tourists across USAball and the Earthball, with many popular attractions being Gettysburgball, the Amish Country, the Poconos, Anthrocon many bridges in Pittsburghball, and the best cityball in the worldball, Philadelphiaball.
Despite its many great qualities, Pennsylvaniaball is infamous for Jerry Sandusky and Bill Cosby, a corrupt road system, and extreme weather; very hot and humid summers, and snow that can last until April. Trump went to Wharton from 1966–1968.
Like New Jerseyball, Pennsylvaniaball has a sort of split personality. Generally, the east prefers NJ (or Maryland in the case of York County) and is midatlantic, Central PA is closer to WV (yes, WV), and the west prefers Ohio and is generally more Midwestern.
Pennsylvaniaball was born as a 3ball, adopted by UKball, Colonial Americaball and USAball. Pennsylvania also had many German people in the state and most now are Amish or somewhere else.
He is the second state to ratify the Constitution, on December 12, 1787. Pennsylvaniaball houses the First US centrifuge at the Johnsonsville Naval Air Devolpment Center in Johnsonsville, Warminster Pennsylvania(ball) which is now called Warminster Park. Pennsylvaniaball had a nuclear accident called Three Mile Island.
Marylandball - Another one of the 13 colonies, but he thinks I have bad roads. May or may not be a southerner.
New Jerseyball - Angry Video Game Nerd was born there, and now, he lives here! Also home to McJuggerNuggets. Philadelphiaball likes his beaches. South Jersey best Jersey!
Joe Biden - The new president of the United States, he was born in my clay! I regret voting for him.
Georgiaball - Brother from the southeast, We can into zombie killers.
OhioRawr - Rust belt buddies! Is a good doggy, but ERIE IS MEIN!!!
New Yorkball - Also rust belt (partly), but don't neglect upstate plox. Don't make me anschluss it.
Floridaball - WHY DID ABBY LEE HAVE TO MAKE ALL THE DRAMA??? JUSTICE FOR EVERYONE EXCEPT HER!!! GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY FACE!!! But seriously, you're a funny and cool dude, you may be weird and Tom Brady is there, but you're chill.
Donald Trump - I don't know anymore.
Enemies
CSAball - YOU ARE THE MAIN REASON WHY GETTYSBURG IS HAUNTED! YOU ATTACKED MY CLAY MANY TIMES IN THE CIVIL WAR YOU SHINEHUND!
Delawareball - YOU SLY TRAITOR! HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY COAST?! I HATE HAVING A SON!
Ohioball - HAHA YOU ARE IRRELEVANT IN ELECTIONS NOW!
Quotes
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Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I'm homebound...
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— Vanessa Carlton singing A Thousand Miles whilst going around Los Angelesball via a moving piano that she's playing
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I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc, as they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool! I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be like on my knees in the night, sayin' prayers in the streetlight!
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— Coolio singing "Gangsta's Paradise"
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Been spendin' most their lives, livin' in a gangstaaa's paradise... been spendin' most their lives, livin' in a gangstaaa's paradise! Keep spendin' most our lives, livin' in a gangstaaa's paradise... Keep spendin' most our lives, livin' in a gangstaaa's paradise!
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— Larry "L.V." Sanders singing the chorus of "Gangsta's Paradise"
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Now he's thinkin' 'bout me every night, oh, is it that sweet? I guess so Say you can't sleep, baby, I know, that's that me espresso Move it up, down, left, right, oh, switch it up like Nintendo Say you can't sleep, baby, I know, that's that me espresso
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— Sabrina Carpenter singing "Espresso"
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I'm not going to tell you. Why would I tell you? You gotta be silly.
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— Joe Biden responding to a question asked by Pete Doocy
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DING!
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— Pennsylvaniaball opening a Zippo lighter
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Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.
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— Michael Scott, The Office (US)
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What do you mean what do we need a mattress for? Why in the hell do you think we just spent all that money on a boat? The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place was to get the ladies nice and tipsy topside so we can take 'em to a nice comfortable place below deck and, you know, they can't refuse, because of the implication.
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— Dennis Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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I'm here to explain why science is a LIAR sometimes!
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— Mac McDonald, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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I'm a full-on rapist, you know? Africans, dyslexics, children, that sorta thing.
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— Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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There is no way I am dating a retarded person.
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— Dee Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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I'M SORRY, RUM HAM!
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— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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Even bein' in a war doesn't prepare you for this.
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— William "Bill" Overbeck, Left 4 Dead
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Well at least we got out of the city... and into... a different city.
USAball. Pennsylvaniaball is one of the Stateballs 
Colonial Americaball, second only to 
Delawareball, which surprises the rest of 
Earthball. He's also the only stateball above the Mason-Dixon line to have been invaded during the Civil War, which is why he's a total badass. The state was founded by 
Quakers, 
German Palatines and 
Scots-Irish people.
Pittsburghball, and the best cityball in the worldball, 
Philadelphiaball.
Joe Biden, as well as the 15th, James Buchanan.
Trump went to Wharton from 1966–1968.
New Jerseyball, Pennsylvaniaball has a sort of split personality. Generally, the east prefers NJ (or Maryland in the case of York County) and is midatlantic, Central PA is closer to WV (yes, WV), and the west prefers Ohio and is generally more Midwestern.
3ball, adopted by 
UKball, Colonial Americaball and USAball. Pennsylvania also had many German people in the state and most now are Amish or somewhere else.
USAball - My father, was one of the 13 colonies.
Marylandball - Another one of the 13 colonies, but he thinks I have bad roads. May or may not be a southerner.
New Jerseyball - Angry Video Game Nerd was born there, and now, he lives here! Also home to McJuggerNuggets. 
Philadelphiaball likes his beaches. South Jersey best Jersey!
Joe Biden - The new president of the United States, he was born in my clay! 
Georgiaball - Brother from the southeast, We can into zombie killers.
Germanyball - Danke for der pretzels!
OhioRawr - Rust belt buddies! Is a good doggy, but ERIE IS MEIN!!!
New Yorkball - Also rust belt (partly), but don't neglect upstate plox. 
Floridaball - WHY DID ABBY LEE HAVE TO MAKE ALL THE DRAMA??? JUSTICE FOR EVERYONE EXCEPT HER!!! GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY FACE!!! But seriously, you're a funny and cool dude, you may be weird and Tom Brady is there, but you're chill.
Donald Trump - I don't know anymore.
CSAball - YOU ARE THE MAIN REASON WHY GETTYSBURG IS HAUNTED! YOU ATTACKED MY CLAY MANY TIMES IN THE CIVIL WAR YOU SHINEHUND!
Massachusettsball - Ich beat you in the Superbowl! REMOVE TOM BRADY
North Koreaball - North Korea is a Worst Korea, you murderer! What did you do to that Ohioan student?! You are sick!
Chinaball and 
Iranball - Stop being friend with the 
Russiaball - HOW DARE YOU ATTACK UKRAINE AND DO HORRIBLE THINGS TO HIM!!! REMOVE PUTIN FOREVER!!!
Transylvaniaball - TRANSGENDER GOTH NAME STEALER! CHANGE THE NAME NOW!
Texasball - REMOVE COWGIRLS!
Delawareball - YOU SLY TRAITOR! HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY COAST?! I HATE HAVING A SON!
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