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|“||Look at the size of this country! It is the second largest country on Earth by land area, and you might think, 'Wow, it must also be the second largest by population, because it's got so much land!'. No. It's not even in the top 10.||”|
|“||There is nothing you can't do if you set your mind to it. Anything is possible.||”|
— Rick Hansen
|“||Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my number, so call me, maybe!
— Carly Rae Jepsen
|“||It's T-revor time!||”|
— Trevor Philips, GTA V
|“||Hello, guys and gals, me Mutahar!||”|
|“||[drops very expensive equipment]||”|
— Linus Tech Tips
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all of us command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
|“||He just came back on the circuit like an idiot!||”|
— Lance Stroll
|“||When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.||”|
— Scott Pilgrim
|“||Last time, on Total Drama...||”|
— Chris McLean
|“||Hey, sorry about that, bud.||”|
— Average Canadian
|“||18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!||”|
— Grant MacDonald
eh? monarchy syrup land formerly the Dominion of Canadaball, is a countryball living in North America. Its clay mainly borders its sibling USAball via Alaskaball. It also has a tiny border with Denmarkball via Greenlandball. The countryball is divided into 10 provinceballs and 3 territoryballs, including its capital Ottawaball. Canadaball has 9.98 million square kilometres (3.85 million square miles) of clay, and only Russiaball is larger. As of 2020, it maintains a population of about 40.12 million inhabitants, small for the 2nd largest countryball. This makes it the most sparsely populated countryball in North America.
Being a highly westernized countryball made Canadaball one of the founding members of NATOball, and being geographically in North America makes it a member of NAFTAball. It is also a member of the G7 and the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball.
Canadaball is often seen as USAball's little sibling who is more peaceful and tolerant. It welcomes refugees and immigrants such as Syrians and Mexicans and even including Americans to come and live in its clay, and has even recently legalized marijuana, something USAball despises. Though, while there are a few things Canadaball is more tolerable at, it still follows in the footsteps of its sibling, doing things like hating Russiaball and Iranball and helping to lead NATO.
Its birthday (Canada Day) is on the 1st of July. Its astrological sign is Cancer. In 2017, it celebrated its 150th (looking good!). It celebrated its 154th B-day on July 1st, 2021. It is also located in the same latitude than countryballs like Greenlandball and Norwayball (in the case of Northern Canada), UKball and Irelandball (in the case of Newfoundland, Central Canada and Western Canada) and Franceball (in the case of the Atlantic provinces and the south of Ontario). Also, all Canadaball is in the same latitude as Russiaball.
A long time before becoming a dominion, Canadaball was also known as born as a mixture of 3balls and 7balls who had settled during the ice age. The tribes were known as the Inuit, Mohawk, Ojibwe, Metis, Beothuk, Sioux, and many more. They made stories about crossing from Asia at the ice age.
The first settlement was then in 1608 by Franceball (who had claimed it as hers in 1535 before her arrival to the new world) who adopted her and Quebecball. By 1690, UKball had also landed near Canadaball, it landed in present-day Virginiaball and met its present-day sibling USAball who was at the time was still a 3ball. They fought King William's War (1689-1697), Queen Anne's War (1702-1713), and King George's War (1744-1748). Rupert's Landball and New Franceball eventually became the two big powers of Canada. Then in 1754, Franceball and UKball fought the Seven Years' War until 1763, when the Treaty of Parisball 1763 gave UKball adoption rights to Franceball's child New Franceball (AKA Canadaball). Soon afterward, UKball's other North American child Thirteen Coloniesball rebelled against its parent and became independent in 1783.
Canadaball fought with its parent UKball against its sibling USAball when it was still only a colony. The war eventually was simplified to two sides peppering away at each other while Europe was busy attacking Napoleon and Franceball. In 1814, UKball burned down the White House in DCball, something which USAball is still sore about. Political unrest in 1837 led so responsible government and the Durham Report, which united Upper and Lower Canada into Canada-Unis. These movements led to a more progressive political situation.
In 1864, Canadaball's children met at Charlottetownball to discuss confederation, which was accomplished in 1867, resulting in Canadaball becoming a Dominion of the British Empire. UKball rarely had trouble with it after that point, except in 1885 it had to help crush the North-West Rebellion. In 1914, Canadaball went to Europe to help its parents fight Reichtangle ( German Empireball) in the Great War. In 1919, it sat at the Paris Peace Conference as well and received its own seat in the League of Nations.
Canadaball did well in the 1920s, but the Great Depression affected it, and in 1939 it went to Europe again to help fight Nazi Germanyball. Its help in liberating Netherlandsball won it another friend. In 1949, Newfoundlandball agreed to move into Canadaball's home. Canadaball helped fight Chinaball in the Korean War, and changed its clothes in 1965, to celebrate its centenary of federation. In the 1970s and 1980s, Canadaball became a developed country, gaining more and more autonomy from UKball, and eventually creating its own constitution in 1982. (However, Canadaball had been independent before for decades, granted a status of dominion in 1867 and de-facto independence in 1931, where it gained diplomatic and internal autonomy, among others.)
As of 2000, Canadaball is well-known and liked around the world for being the liberal and most friendly figure that it is.
Canadaball is a developed country and one of the wealthiest in the world, with the tenth highest nominal per capita income globally, and the ninth highest ranking in the Human Development Index. It ranks among the highest in international measurements of government transparency, civil liberties, quality of life, economic freedom, and education.
Canada will also host the 2023 Canadian Federal Election but if it has to share its opinion, it thinks the Conservatives might have a chance.
In July of 2021 South western Canada as well as a few US states suffered a heat wave, it was mostly active in the US-Canada border near British Columbia and Washington(state), as of now, since autumn is near and summer is ending, so is the heat wave.
Canada Day 2022.
With the passing of the queen. Canadians now have King Charles III as head of state Canada can into celebrate actress Michelle Yeoh winning the Oscars Now Canada has closed illegal borders due to deal with Joe Biden as of March 25 2023
It has a very kind personality, but if you mess with it it will gut you like a seal... It has a respectful amount of Chinese-Canadianballs around 1.7 million of them though. It formerly removed Dim Sum through the Chinese Head Tax. Now it feels sorry for that, much like everything else. Not only this, but it also made several apologized to LGBT people, Indigenous-Canadianballs, Japanese-Canadianballs, and Indian-Canadianballs.
Its polite attitude leads it into a more stable relationship with commies such as Cubaball; however, Canadaball has historically been (and still is) under UKball's influence since the constitution of 1982.
Canadaball shares a historical relationship with USAball. Well, Canadaball is known for being a peacekeeping nation and always will be glad to negotiate and make friendly talk.
Although Canadaball hates losing hockey games. When Vancouverball lost to Bostonball, they started to riot like crazy. Although Boston Disagrees.
However, Canadaball is not friendly with Chinaball, so those two states do share a rocky and political disagreement over several things, such as the Meng Wanzhou crisis by siding with the Americans, stealing its sibling Hong Kong in 1997, condemning Chinaball for its harsh political treatment of Canadians and weirdly enough the political status of Taiwan. However, Canadaball will not tolerate unjustifiable actions towards innocent lives as it feels like it is the caregiver. Meng Wanzhou has recently been released in 2021.
It is usually very kind, especially when someone is depressed.
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Or use Pantone 032 C (also recommended by the Canadian government) shown below:
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Or use the CMYK/RGB specifications (digital use only, not recommended by the Canadian government):
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- Barbadosball - Many of your people in my clay! Also I invest very heavily in your stocks. I love your beaches as well.
- Cubaball - A friend who Trudeau visit during its vacation. "Viva Cuba" (Pierre Elliott Trudeau Prime Minister of Canada). But USAball doesn't like it and is gonna destroy it with the McDonald's so I'll be sad
:C. But since about Joe Biden can into president, I saw you improving my sibling so it might be OK.
I will always be there for ya...- GIMME YOUR HANS ISLAND NOW! Actually, I have a better idea! Let's split the island! It's better!
- Israelcube - Home to many Israeli's in my nation. I voted in favour for the Arab-Isreali Parition despite my parent wanting me to abstain, You're always welcome to be my friend. But attacking Palestineball isn't very nice. There are pro-Palestine and pro-Israel protests happening in my clay. Pls stop :(
- Serbiaball - A great influencer and a friend. We both established embassies and I gaved it a Consultate-General. Also there were many Serbs living in my clay which i also appreciate! I'm sorry for the tragedies committed back in 1999, It was by force and I recognize Kosovoball. However outside from the politics, they really like us, BUT WHEN THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DEPORT JOSHUA CONNER MOON????
- Czechiaball - I LOVE YOUR NATION! YOU HAVE THE BEST PEOPLE ON EARTH! :)
- Finlandball - I can't believe you did it. Congratulations on winning the IIHF 2019 and World Juniors. Three times champion.
- Slovakiaball - Thanks for hosting the IIHF. It was fun. :)
- Polandball - HAPPY 100th ANNIVERSARY POL POL TO YOU! MY 2ND BEST SLAVIC FRIEND EVER!
- Indiaball - THANK YOU FOR BEING GOOD FRIENDS WITH ME MY GOOD INDIAN FRIEND. JAGMEET SINGH THOUGH HATES YOU MODI :(
at least it can't into prime minister.Vegetarian friend. Alot of Indians live in Toronto, Mississaugassisauga, Surrey, and Delta. And it can into hug! Anyone who likes hugs is my friend.
- Pakistanball - You stopped funding Taliban, recognized Crimea as Ukrainian and a bunch of other stuff? THANKS!
- USAball - My
dumb and annoyingbest friend/sibling. Even though it's cooler than me by a whole lot, it is really annoying sometimes and being its neighbour really sucks. We all fought in the same wars though, we're part of the same alliance, and we, along with Mexico, always seem to get along in one way or another. What on Earth ARE YOU CRAZY?! ARE YOU TRYING TO DESTROY CAPITAL HILL?!
- Mexicoball - My cousin. Unlike my sibling, I'm actually tolerant on your people coming to live in my clay. I'm very large and I don't even have a population larger than Californiaball, so your people are always welcome in my clay if my sibling doesn't let you in.
- Denmarkball - You featured one of my cities on Subway Surfers since 2014.
- Franceball - My parent. This morning in Paris, 100 years after the WWI Armistice, leaders from around the world came together to remember the fallen, and pay tribute to their sacrifice. Today, we commit to preserving their legacy of peace and freedom. :)
- Saint Pierre and Miquelonball - Franceball's tiny child right off my coast. You're so cute!!!
But is your other parent really a 6ball?
- UKball - Best Parent Ever! Someone from my clay was in its old show Fawlty Towers, and we did the Mr. Hell Show together! Also, I heard that Queen Elizabeth II had passed away. Rest in peace to her, and God save King Charles III!
- Japanball - I'm glad to have business with you. Please keep giving me anime to translate into English, eh! RIP ABE! Oh and Adagio Dazzle from MLP Equestria Girls is of Japanese descent!
- New Zealandball - We're both famous for being polite and liberal... and we both regularly get mistaken for foreigners, so I feel you, sib.
- Netherlandsball - Liberated them from Nazi Germanyball and protected their royal family, we get tulips from it every year because of this. We are best buddies, and Mark Rutte honours us every year.
- Indonesiaball - It is one of the Netherlandsball's child and I always help it and it is happy because I liberated its stepparent. But today it loathes my buddy and my parent... Well, at least you didn't loath my parent. * Whispers* Don't let it know about this.
- Philippinesball - My colonial-minded friend and old ally. It doesn't like its own music, it prefers the songs of mine. Now I know why it said "Gib Avril, Bieber and Celine plox!" so many times, despite it likes Kpop so much. Also, it likes our PM so much (it also gave me Jollibee), BUT WHY DID YOU PHYSICALLY PUBLISH AND FILM MY STORIES IN MY EBOOK APP?! Also please gib Olivia Rodrigo, a lot of people in my clay like her. Sorry for accidentally sending you trash,
please don't declare war on me :)
- South Koreaball - JEON SO-MI IS BEST! ONE OF ITS SINGERS HAS SOME SORT OF A CANADIAN HERITAGE AS WELL. It is true and best Korea. We were third-best in the PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games. Tessa Virtue, Scott Moir to be remembered as Canada's faces of 2018!
- Türkiyeball - Best Middle Eastern friend since 1944. Canada home to best Canadians of Turkish Descent! We have 63,955 Canadians who claimed full or partial Turkish descent!
- Swedenball - Best Hockey Rivals (better than Russians) Thanks for giving Henrik and Daniel Sedin to the Vancouver Canucks The epic Sedins combine on OT winner in the final home game! It's sad to see them go and retire. I wish the Sedins a well and fair retirement. Congrats on winning the gold medal:) ELIAS PETTERSSON IS THE BEST HOCKEY PLAYER FOR THE CANUCKS THANK YOU! GO CANUCKS GO! Bye Markstrom, enjoy Calgary. OH WE HAVE ANOTHER ELIAS PETTERSSON?!!! :D
- Switzerlandball - I gave it flowers to remember victims of Swissair! It gives me Swiss cheese and yummy luxury chocolate that USAball can't believe. Congratulations on Beating me in the IIHF! It was nice playing you good luck beating the Swedes for us. WOH THERE, you almost beat me this year in the IIHF Heart Attack there eh. Good play buddy. Oh, I also let it borrow Celine Dion for Eurovision in 1988 - it won by 1 point!
Also my mountains are way better than yours... sorry
- Quebecball - We used to have a difficult time thanks to the Attempted Quebec Separatism in 1980 and 1995. René Lévesque was particularly a threat until it died in 1987. We now have a softer relationship.
BUT STILL NO INDEPENDENCE FOR YOU
- Hungaryball I helped the Hungarians during their revolution of 1956 and I accepted 50000 refugees. We have 348,085 Hungarians living in our country. Hungarian girls are adorable (my Girlfriend is from Hungary) But I'm so sorry for Caillou
that little bitch, it talked smack about your country. Speaking about family, it is mon Step-Uncle.
- Uruguayball - Another Good South American Friend, We both legalize Marijuana and Same Sex Marriage.
- Brazilball - Another Good South American Friend, i have some brazilians in my clay about 56.000!
- Ukraineball - Oh my God! I AM THE COUNTRY YOU CAN SETTLE ON OR ANNEX FROM ME!! SLAVA UKRAINA! Chrystia Freeland is the best Ukrainian Canadian. Did you call me your best friend? Well, you are my best friend! And lover as well! I'll protect you and send volunteers against that big bully.
- Georgiaball - It likes me. So I like it!
- Malaysiaball - Good friends now. I love Michelle YEOH SOOO MUCH she can into Canadian Film Industry. THANK YOU SOO MUCH!!!
- Armeniaball - I recognize the Armenian Genocide. I'll support it against the Ə spammer.
- Ethiopiaball - A lot of Ethiopians live in my clay; The Weeknd and twomad are both of Ethiopian descent as well!
- Icelandball - My people respect it, and it likes maple syrup!
Also, it may into loonie.
- Saudi Arabiaball - We now have good relations due to us having friendly conversations.
- Palestineball - I may not recognize you, but I'm so sorry my friend is attacking you! I'll try support you with aid supplies, I also recognize your right to self-determination. I hope the conflict ends soon...
- Peruball - Sorry for stealing your flag! But it's my cousin, and I am one of its best friends, as we known each other in the 1940s.
- Sykkuno - One of the best people to visit Canada!
- Stateballs, And Damboy Productions - I Was From Secondaries, And Also From Like From History EVER, And Also Called Canadian Commonwealth This From Future
Not sure about them/Neutral (Frenemies)/Amis Neutres
- Hawaiiball - Sorry, It's just a prank bro, I didn't mean to invent Hawaiian pizza! I put pineapple on pizza just to prank you and I thought it was funny. I didn't know that your uncle Italy would hate you. (A Canadian Greek actually invented Hawaiian pizza).
- Argentinaball - I'm sorry for what that famous Canadian did to your flag! I understand if you are still mad at me... again, sorry!
- Burkina Fasoball - Thank you for apologizing, but NEVER KIDNAP ANYONE AGAIN!
- Iranball - We are okay for now. It apologized after shooting down a plane, but NEVER FORGET THAT YOU SHOT DOWN A UKRAINIAN B737 KILLING 63 CANADIANS! JUSTICE FOR MAHSA!!
- Italyball - I'm sorry for making Hawaiian pizza, I didn't mean to upset you or anything, I was fully unaware you hated it!
- Russiaball - You are my hockey rival, you’re also cold like me. I AM BIGGER THAN YOU. Leave Ukraine alone now. I have banned you not your hockey players from entering my place for life like you did to me.
- Kebab Pirates - I told you million times, I sorry for the thing about Soldiers killing that Teenager! Please move on from the past...
- ISISball - JUST LIKE MY PARENT SAID, NOW, LISTEN HERE, YOU JIHAD KEBAB FACE... YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD MUHAHAHAHAHA! BYE! ALSO, HOW DARE YOU!
- USSRball - Russiaball's parent. HOMOPHOBIC SCUM! We were fine until NATOball was born. Then it claimed that it was the best in the world at hockey! Well, you're not your commie poser! 1972, the best year of my life! Canada is the best at hockey! Your child Russia is being a complete IDIOT WITH THE INVASION
- Majapahitball - Why did you hate my sibling for stealing its flag?
- Kingdom of Italyball - GLAD YOU DIED GAS CULT!
- Empire of Japanball - Same with Italy, except it's even worse, raping the ethnic Koreans and Chinese people!
- Anti-Semetic Terrorist Organizationball - REMOVE these white supremacists. GIB FREEDOM TO ALL LIVES!
- Belarusball - You! DID YOU SUPPORTED RUSSIA ON THE INVASION?!! That's it, ITS A WAR CRIME!!! IT'S SANCTIONING TIME!!!
- Chinaball - YOU.... (HEARS ABOUT THE ALLEGED INTERFERENCE... EXPLODES) YOU ARE THE WORST CHINA REGIME TO EXIST!!! WE USED TO BE GOOD UNDER THE STEPHEN HARPER ERA, AND NOW IT'S OVER! YOU ARE A CRAPPY TRAPY FREAKIN' BOOTLEGER! SCREW YOU AND THE ONE CHINA POLICY! YOU FLEW A BALLOON OVER ME! YOUR FAVORITE THING IS BETRAY AND INFECT EVERYONE AND EVEN YOUR FORMER SIBLINGS! CURE YOUR CORONAVIRUS NOW! I mean your population and people are okay but your government is TRASH! YOU INTERFERED IN MY ELECTIONS DID YOU?!! IF NOT, THEN STOP HARMING THE CHINESE DIASPORA WITH PROPAGANDA AND CCTV NEWS!! NOW YOU've DONE IT! YOU INTERFERED IN VANCOUVER ELECTION!!He also want to BULLY MY SIBLING.
- North Koreaball - Although without you our memes would be a lot more unfunny, YOU HATE WESTERN CULTURE WHICH INCLUDES MY CULTURE, MY PARENTS' CULTURE AND MY SIBLINGS' CULTURE, AND YOU TREATED ALMOST ALL OF YOUR CITIZENS AS SLAVES!
- A D-Phonkballs CLOSED?! - NO, NO, NO! PIRACY, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IS D-PHONKBALLS CLOSED?!, AND MOVING ON?!?!, AND FROM 10 VIDEOS LIKED INFINITE?!?!?!, GO AWAY FROM SEASON 2 FROM D-PHONKBALLS!
Provinces and Territories
- Albertaball - Canadian rednecks. Where we get our oil monies. Also where the Heartland TV show takes place. Currently, in hard times because of Coronavirus that crashed the oil prices
- British Columbiaball - Hippie pot-smokers. Also soo many Chinese! More Chinese than First Nations wow. Your Chinese language is worsening your Français. It out populated French! Sad. :(
- Manitobaball - Dammit Louis Riel!
- New Brunswickball - Totally not of Maineball (Nor vice versa).
- Newfoundland and Labradorball - My sibling, who is 1949 decided to join me. Last to join confederation, eh? It gave me my first ever Olympic gold medal in men's curling in 2006!
- Nova Scotiaball - Fish and chips. Also a bit of Haggis. RIP. Worst shooting in Canadian history.
- Ontarioball - The only province to be American without being American. Also, it wants to secede as well, but not as much as Quebecball.
- Prince Edward Islandball - Charlottetown Conference, potatoes and Anne of Green Gables.
- Quebecball - Oui je parle français. Merci de renforcer la culture Canadienne! MERCI POUR LA Sirop d'érable!
- Saskatchewanball - Canadian rednecks.
- Northwest Territoriesball - Used to have a crapton of clay, until we gave it to the provinces and Nunavut.
- Nunavutball - They were like "hey guys, we want to separate from NWT", and we were like "okay". Also, wants to secede as well Iqaluitball - The capital city of Nunavutball.
- Yukonball - Only has one city, unless Dawson wants to become one since it was growing up fast.
- Canada's name comes from the Iroquois language (Amerindian language) * kanāta (kę) which means "village", "settlement" or "set of huts".
- Canadians use "Canuck" as a nickname for their nationality. It is not considered derogatory in Canada.
- It has two official languages; English and French.
- In the comedy series South Park it is hated by all adults because two of its leading comedians, Terrance and Phillip, are Canadian. (ONLY FOR THAT?).
- Despite being peaceful, it often accompanies USAball to deliver FREEDOM.
- The name of the country is a masculine noun (♂) in one of the official languages of the country ( French). However, in its other native language ( English) the names of countries are gender neutral. The current national personifications of Canada are masculine figures: "Johnny Canuck" and "Le Vieux de '37" (French Canada). It can also be personified as a Mountie (Royal Canadian Mounted Police).
- It is the largest country in the Americas (in size and territory). And the second largest in the world (It is only surpassed by Russia).
- In 1837, it rebelled against its parent UKball, but was defeated by it.
- Thirty years after rebelling against its parent UKball, in 1867, Canadaball peacefully became independent.
- Its favorite sport is ice hockey.
- In addition to ice hockey, it also has large franchises of soccer teams that compete in the MLS (Soccer League that it shares with its sibling USAball), these are the Montreal Impact and Toronto FC, considered the best clubs in Canada, the which annually dispute the "Canadian Classic".
- Canadaball don't have its own major sports leagues, so many Canadian teams plays in the sports leagues of USAball. The exception is the Canadian Football League (CFL).
- From the point of view of foreigners, American football and Canadian football are the same sport, but there are differences between the rules of the two sports.
- Also from the point of view of foreigners, the two sports and rugby are also the same sport, with the difference that Americans and Canadians wear helmets and "armor"... Again, there are differences in the rules of the three sports.
- Canadian football and American football emerged from rugby, arising from changes in the rules of rugby matches that were practiced at universities in both countries in the late 19th century.
- With USAball, it forms the largest border in the world.
- It likes to kill seals in its spare time.
- Uruguayball (when drugged) tends to confuse it and call it " Peru with a leaf".
- While its sibling ( USAball) is stereotyped as arrogant and proud, Canadaball is kind and humble, which makes it well liked by other countryballs.
- It created the famous Ed, Edd and Eddy series.
- It also created Total Drama.
- It is the country of origin of the antiheroes Wolverine and Deadpool.
- It's Justin Bieber's birthplace (I don't know why I'm putting it here, if nobody cares).
- Together with its sibling USAball and Mexicoball they will host the 2026 World Cup.
- There is a soda called Canada Dry.
- Together with its sibling USAball they created the Roblox platform.
- Currently, due to the encounter of indigenous children skeletons killed by the UKball in colonial times, there have been protests in the country.
How to Draw
Drawing Canadaball is fun!
- Divide the circle by red, white, then back to the red.
- Draw the glorious red
weedmaple leaf in the middle.
- Draw two eyes to finish it off. Eh?
- You can also draw a coonskin hat.
- source, preferably a link
- Even the French Wikipedia uses Pantone 485 C https://fr.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drapeau_du_Canada#Description