|“||There is nothing you can't do if you set your mind to it. Anything is possible.||”|
— Rick Hansen
|“||With Glowing Hearts we see thee rise the... (shouts) TRUE NORTH Strong and Free...||”|
— Canadians singing their anthem
Canadaball, formerly the Dominion of Canadaball
doesn't exist is a countryball living in North America. His clay mainly borders its brother, USAball, which includes Alaskaball and is very close to his autonomous territory the Canadian Danish autonomous territory of Greenlandball. The countryball is divided into 10 provinceballs and 3 territoryballs, including its capital Torontoball Ottawaball, giving him a total area of 9.98 million square kilometres (3.85 million square miles) of clay in total, and only Russiaball is stupid enough to think he is larger. As of 2020, he maintains a population of about 40.12 million inhabitants, small for the 2nd largest countryball.
Being a highly westernized countryball made Canadaball one of the founding members of NATOball, and being geographically in North America makes him a member of NAFTAball.
She He is also a member of the G20 and the G7 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball.
Canadaball is often seen as USAball's little brother who is more peaceful and tolerant. He welcomes refugees and immigrants such as Syrians and Mexicans and even including Americans to come and live in its clay, and has even recently legalized marijuana, something the USA despises. Though, while there are a few things Canadaball is more tolerable at, he still follows in the footsteps of its brother, doing things like hating Russiaball and Iranball and
moving the stupid natives out of their land helping to lead NATO.
His birthday (Canada Day) is on the 1st of July. His astrological sign is Cancer. In 2017, he celebrated its 150th (looking good!). He celebrated its 154th B-day on July 1st, 2021. He is also located in the same latitude than countryballs like Greenlandball and Norwayball (in the case of Northern Canada), UKball and Irelandball (in the case of Newfoundland, Central Canada and Western Canada) and Franceball (in the case of the Atlantic provinces and the south of Ontario). Also all Canadaball is in the same latitude than Russiaball.
A long time before becoming a dominion, Canadaball was also known as British Canadaball. He was born as a mixture of 3balls and 7balls , then in 1608 he was colonized by Franceball and it became its mother. By 1690, UKball had also landed near Canadaball, he landed in present-day Virginiaball and met its present-day brother USAball who was at the time a 7ball. They fought King William's War (1689-1697), Queen Anne's War (1702-1713), and King George's War (1744-1748). Then in 1754, Franceball and UKball fought the Seven Years' War until 1763, when the Treaty of Parisball gave UKball adoption rights to Franceball's child New Franceball (AKA Canadaball). Soon afterward, UKball's other North American son Thirteen Coloniesball rebelled against its father and became independent in 1783.
Canadaball fought with its father UKball against its brother USAball when he was still only a colony. The war eventually was simplified to two sides peppering away at each other while Europe was busy attacking Napoleon and Franceball. In 1814, UKball burned down the White House in Washington DC, something which USAball is still sore about. Political unrest in 1837 led so responsible government and the Durham Report, which united Upper and Lower Canada into Canada-Unis. These movements led to a more progressive political situation.
In 1864, Canadaball's sons met at Charlottetownball to discuss confederation, which was accomplished in 1867, resulting in Canadaball becoming a Dominion of the British Empire. UKball rarely had trouble with him after that point, except in 1885 he had to help crush the North-West Rebellion. In 1914, Canadaball went to Europe to help its parents fight Reichtangle ( German Empireball) in the Great War. In 1919, he sat at the Paris Peace Conference as well and received its own seat in the League of Nations.
Canadaball did well in the 1920s, but the Great Depression affected him, and in 1939 he went to Europe again to help fight Nazi Germanyball. His help in liberating Netherlandsball won him another friend. In 1949, Newfoundlandball agreed to move into Canadaball's home. Canadaball helped fight Chinaball in the Korean War, and changed its clothes in 1965, to celebrate its centenary of federation. In the 1970s and 1980s, Canadaball became a developed country, gaining more and more autonomy from UKball, and eventually creating its own constitution in 1982. (However, Canadaball had been independent before for decades, granted a status of dominion in 1867 and de-facto independence in 1931, where he gained diplomatic and internal autonomy, among others.)
As of 2000, Canadaball is well-known and liked around the world for being the liberal and most friendly figure that he is.
Canadaball is a developed country and one of the wealthiest in the world, with the tenth highest nominal per capita income globally, and the ninth highest ranking in the Human Development Index. It ranks among the highest in international measurements of government transparency, civil liberties, quality of life, economic freedom, and education.
Canada will also host the 2023 Canadian Federal Election but if he has to share its opinion, he thinks the Conservatives might have a chance.
In July of 2021 South western Canada as well as a few US states suffered a heat wave, it was mostly active in the US-Canada border near British Columbia and Washington(state), as of now, since autumn is near and summer is ending, so is the heat wave.
He has a very kind personality, but if you mess with him, he will gut you like a seal... He has a respectful amount of Chinese-CanadianBalls around 1.7 million of them though. He formerly removed Dim Sum through the Chinese Head Tax. Now he feels sorry for that, much like everything else. Not only this, but he also made several apologized to LGBT people, Indigenous-CanadianBalls, Japanese-CanadianBalls, and Indian-CanadianBalls.
His polite attitude leads him into a more stable relationship with commies such as Cubaball; however, Canadaball has historically been (and still is) under UKball's influence since the constitution of 1982.
Canadaball shares a historical relationship with USAball. Well, Canadaball is known for being a peacekeeping nation and always will be glad to negotiate and make friendly talk.
Although Canadaball hates losing hockey games. When Vancouverball lost to Bostonball, they started to riot like crazy. Although Boston Disagrees
However, Canadaball is not friendly with Chinaball, so those two states do share a rocky and political disagreement over several things, such as the Meng Wanzhou crisis by siding with the Americans, stealing its brother Hong Kong in 1997, condemning Chinaball for its harsh political treatment of Canadians and weirdly enough the political status of Taiwan. However, Canadaball will not tolerate unjustifiable actions towards innocent lives as he feels like he is the caregiver.
He is usually very kind, especially when someone is depressed.
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- Barbadosball - Many of yuo people in my Clay! Also I invest very heavily in yuo Stocks. I love yuor Beaches as well.
- "Weird Al" Yankovic - You made a song about me!
- Israelcube - Home to many Israeli's in my nation. I voted in favour for the Arab-Isreali Parition despite my father wanting me to abstain, You're always welcome to be my friend. But attacking Palestineball isn't very nice. There are pro-Palestine and pro-Israel protests happening in my clay.
- Serbiaball - A great influencer and a friend. We both established embassies and i gaved him a Consultate-General. Also there were many Serbs living in my clay which i also appreciate! I'm sorry for the tragedies commited back in 1999, It was by force and i recognized Kosovoball which My brother forced me to do it. However outside from the politics, they really like us.
- Czechiaball - I LOVE YOUR NATION! YOU HAVE THE BEST PEOPLE ON EARTH! :)
- Finlandball - I can't believe you did it. Congratulations on winning the IIHF 2019 and World Juniors. Three times champion.
- Slovakiaball - Thanks for hosting the IIHF. It was fun. :)
- Polandball - HAPPY 100th ANNIVERSARY POL POL TO YOU! MY 2ND BEST SLAVIC FRIEND EVER!
- Indiaball - THANK YOU FOR BEING GOOD FRIENDS WITH ME MY GOOD INDIAN FRIEND. JAGMEET SINGH THOUGH HATES YOU MODI :(
at least he can't into prime minister..Vegetarian friend. Alot of Indians live in Toronto, Mississaugassisauga, Surrey, and Delta. And he can into hug! Anyone who likes hugs is my friend.
- USAball - My
dumb and annoyingbest friend/brother. Even though he's cooler than me by a whole lot, he is really annoying sometimes and being its neighbour really sucks. We all fought in the same wars though, we're part of the same alliance, and we, along with Mexico, always seem to get along in one way or another. What on Earth ARE YOU CRAZY?!! ARE YOU TRYING TO DESTROY CAPITAL HILL?!! But anyways, The Weeknd sung for your superbowl. :D
- Cold buddy - Hello Eurasian brudda. We both have a lot in common, except I don't drink vodka. You cool with me. But WE'RE HOCKEY RIVALS!!! Crosby over Ovechkin!!! And NATO's probably gonna continue screwing you over if you keep acting the way you do.
- Mexicoball - My cousin. Unlike my brother, I'm actually tolerant on your people coming to live in my clay. I'm very large and I don't even have a population larger than Californiaball, so your people are always welcome in my clay if my brother doesn't let you in.
- Denmarkball - you just created subway surf on my clay since 2014.
but give me Greenland pleaseor else...
- Franceball - My mother. This morning in Paris, 100 years after the WWI Armistice, leaders from around the world came together to remember the fallen, and pay tribute to their sacrifice. Today, we commit to preserving their legacy of peace & freedom. :)
- UKball - Dad
- Japanball - I'm glad to have business with you. Please keep giving me anime to translate into English, eh! PLEASE DONT INFECT MY OLYMPIC ATHLETES PLEASE~~ I TRUST YOU INTO HOSTING TOKYO OLYMPIC :)
- Netherlandsball - Liberated them from Nazi Germanyball and protected their royal family, we get tulips from him every year because of this. We are best buddies and Mark Rutte honours us every year.
- Indonesiaball - He is one of the Netherlands' son and I always help him and he is happy because I liberated his stepfather. But today he loathes my buddy and my mother... Well at least you didn't loath my father. *Whispers* Don't let him know about this.
- Philippinesball - My colonial-minded friend and old ally. She doesn't like its own music, it prefers the songs of mine. Now I know why it said "Gib Avril, Bieber and Celine plox!" so many times, despite it likes Kpop so much. Also, it likes our PM so much (she also gave me Jollibee). Sorry for accidentally sending you trash,
please don't declare war on me :)
- South Koreaball - He is true and best Korea. We were third-best in the PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games. Tessa Virtue, Scott Moir to be remembered as Canada's faces of 2018!
- Turkeyball - Best Middle Eastern friend since 1944. Canada home to best Canadians of Turkish Descent! We have 63,955 Canadians who claimed full or partial Turkish descent!
- Swedenball - Best Hockey Rivals (better than Russians) Thanks for giving Henrik and Daniel Sedin to the Vancouver Canucks. The epic Sedins combine on OT winner in the final home game! It's sad to see them go and retire. I wish the Sedins a well and fair retirement. Congrats on winning the gold medal :). ELIAS PETTERSSON IS THE BEST HOCKEY PLAYER FOR THE CANUCKS THANK YOU! GO CANUCKS GO! Bye Markstrom, enjoy Calgary.
- Switzerlandball - I gave him flowers to remember victims of Swissair! He gives me Swiss cheese and yummy luxury chocolate that USAball can't believe. Congratulations on Beating me in the IIHF! It was nice playing you good luck beating the Swedes for us. WOH THERE, you almost beat me this year in the IIHF Heart Attack there eh. Good play buddy. Oh, I also let him borrow Celine Dion for Eurovision in 1988 - he won by 1 point!
- Quebecball - We used to have a difficult time thanks to the Attempted Quebec Separatism in 1980 and 1995. René Lévesque was particularly a threat until he died in 1987. We now have a softer relationship.
BUT STILL NO INDEPENDENCE FOR YUO
- Hungaryball I helped the Hungarians during their revolution of 1956 and I accepted 50000 refugees. We have 348,085 Hungarians living in our country. Hungarian girls are adorable (I have a Magyar Girlfriend (wink wink!)) But I'm so sorry for Caillou
that little brat, he talked smack about your country. Speaking about family, he is mon Step-Uncle.
- Uruguayball - Another Good South American Friend, We both legalize Marijuana and Same Sex Marriage.
- Brazilball - Another Good South American Friend, i have some brazilians in my clay about 56.000!
- Ukraineball - SLAVA UKRAINA! Chrystia Freeland is the best Ukrainian Canadian. Did you call me your best friend? Well, you are my best friend! And lover as well! I'll protect you against that big bully.
- Georgiaball - He likes me. So I like him!
- Malaysiaball - FINE!! I take back my plastic-like COME ON, those are recyclable plastics and you saying is not ...ohhhhhh….I didn't know, it was unrecyclable. Sorry, please don't start a war. PLEASE, NO WAR. I WILL REGRET TAKE IT BACK!! SORRY!!??
Also I'm not sure whether Mount Kinabalu has enough snow for us to ski with.Also why do you look like my brother?
- Armeniaball - I recognize the Armenian Genocide. I'll support him against the Ə spammer.
- Icelandball - My people respects the nation, and he likes maple syrup!
- Vietnamball - My adoptive brother who like America.He has Vietnamese restaurant and 241,000 Vietnamese in my clay.And we have a common enemy.
Neutral (Frenemies)/Amis Neutres
- Hawaiiball - It's just a prank bro, I didn't mean to invent Hawaiian pizza! I put pineapple on pizza just to prank you and I thought it was funny. I didn't know that your uncle (Italy) would hate you. (A Canadian Greek actually invented Hawaiian pizza) but give me Alaska and that's NONE of your stuff at all.
- North Koreaball - Because he like my memes of Koreatown and North Koreans can watch Kim's Convenience. Sometimes he find me cute, but we are enemies sometimes, I went against him in the Korean War.
- Cubaball - A friend who Trudeau visit during its vacation. "Viva Cuba" (Pierre Elliott Trudeau Prime Minister of Canada). But USAball doesn't like him and is gonna destroy him with the McDonald's so I'll be sad
:C. But since about Joe Biden can into president, I saw you improving my brother so it might be OK. BUT STOP SUPPORTINGCHINA.
I will always be waiting for you...- My nephew took care of him well but I DON’T CARE WHAT AMERICA SAYS ABOUT YOU BEING HIS CLAY OR ANY TYPE OF THAT CRAP SO GIMME YOUR PIPELINE!!!
- Palestineball - I may not recognize you, but I'm so sorry my friend is attacking you. I'll try support you with aid supplies, I also recognize your right to self-determination. I hope the conflict ends soon...
- Saudi Arabiaball - We now have neutral relations due to us and were making better deals and negotiations.
- Argentinaball - I'm sorry for what that famous Canadian did to your flag! I understand if you are still mad at me... again, sorry!
- Burkina Fasoball - Thank you for apologizing me, but NEVER FORGET THE KIDNAPPING OF OUR MISSING CANADIANS!!!
- Iranball - We are okay for now. He apologized after shooting down a plane, but NEVER FORGET THAT YOU SHOT DOWN A UKRAINIAN B737 KILLING 63 CANADIANS!! ElectroBOOM lives on my clay, however.
- Peruball - Sorry for stealing your flag! But he's my cousin, and I am one of its best friends, as we known each other in the 1940s.
- Kebab Pirates - I told you million times, I sorry for the thing about Soldiers killing that Teenager! Please move on from the past. :[
- ISISball - JUST LIKE MY DAD SAID, NOW LISTEN HERE YOU JIHAD KEBABFACE.... YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! BYE! ALSO, HOW DARE YOU!!!!
- USSRball - Russiaball's dad. HOMOPHOBIC SCUM! We were fine until NATO was born. Then he claimed that he was the best in the world at hockey! Well, you're not your commie poser! 1972, the best year of my life! Canada is the best at hockey! Your son Russia is being a complete IDIOT. (I'm sorry Russia i didn't mean it)
- George Soros - Freaking ruined Daddy and my Brother economy!!
- Kingdom of Italyball - GLAD YOU DIED GAS CULT!!
- Empire of Japanball - Same with Italy, except he's even worse, raping the ethnic Koreans and Chinese people!
- Anti- Semetic Terrorist organizationball - REMOVE these white supremacists. GIB FREEDOM TO ALL LIVES!
- Belarusball - JUST RESIGN ALREADY!!
- Hamas - I recognize you..... As Terrorist! Hahahaha! You are an inhuman Scum that can't tell the difference between Kindergarten and Bomb Shelter! You don't represent Palestine and make them look bad! Even they don't want you here! REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!
- Chinaball - YUO ARE THE WORST PERSON TO EVER EXIST FOR A BAJILLION REASONS!!! WE USED TO BE GOOD UNDER THE STEPHEN HARPER ERA, AND NOW IT'S OVER! YUO ARE AN CRAPPY TRAPY FREAKIN' BOOTLEGER!!!! SCREW YOU AND THE ONE CHINA POLICY!!!! YOUR FAVORITE THING IS BETRAY AND INFECT EVERYONE AND EVEN YOUR FORMER BROTHERS! CURE YOUR CORONAVIRUS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean your population and people are okay but your government is TRASH! YOU ALSO WANT MY GOLD MINE HUH?!!!
I will always be there for ya...- GIMME YOUR HANS ISLAND NOW!!
Provinces and Territories
- Albertaball - Canadian rednecks. Where we get our oil monies. Also where the Heartland TV show takes place. Currently, in hard times because of Coronavirus that crashed the oil prices
- British Columbiaball - Hippie pot-smokers. Also soo many Chinese! More Chinese than First Nations wow. Your Chinese language is worsening your Français. It out populated French! Sad. :(
- Manitobaball - Dammit Riel!
- New Brunswickball - Totally not of Maineball (Nor vice versa).
- Newfoundland and Labradorball - My brother, who is 1949 decided to join me. Last to join confederation, eh? He gave me my first ever Olympic gold medal in men's curling in 2006!
- Nova Scotiaball - Fish and chips. Also a bit of Haggis. RIP. Worst shooting in Canadian history.
- Ontarioball - The only province to be American without being American. Also, he wants to secede as well, but not as much as Quebecball.
- Prince Edward Islandball - Charlottetown Conference, potatoes and Anne of Green Gables.
- Quebecball - Oui je parle français. Merci de renforcer la culture Canadienne! MERCI POUR LA Sirop d'érable!!
- Saskatchewanball - Canadian rednecks.
- Northwest Territoriesball - Used to have a crapton of clay, until we gave it to the provinces and Nunavut.
- Nunavutball - They were like "hey guys, we want to separate from NWT", and we were like "okay". Also, wants to secede as well Iqaluitball - The capital city of Nunavutball.
- Yukonball - Only has one city, unless Dawson wants to become one since it was growing up fast.
- Canada's name comes from the Iroquois language (Amerindian language) * kanāta (kę) which means "village", "settlement" or "set of huts".
- Canadians use "Canuck" as a nickname for their nationality. It is not considered derogatory in Canada.
- It has two official languages; English and French.
- In the comedy series South Park he is hated by all adults because two of its leading comedians, Terrance and Phillip, are Canadian. (ONLY FOR THAT??).
- Despite being peaceful, he often accompanies USAball to deliver FREEDOM.
- The name of the country is a masculine noun (♂) in one of the official languages of the country ( French). However, in its other native language ( English) the names of countries are gender neutral. The current national personifications of Canada are masculine figures: "Johnny Canuck" and "Le Vieux de '37" (French Canada). He can also be personified as a Mountie (Royal Canadian Mounted Police).
- It is the largest country in the Americas (in size and territory). And the second largest in the world (It is only surpassed by Russia).
- In 1837 he rebelled against its father UKball, but was defeated by him.
- Thirty years after rebelling against its father UKball, in 1867, Canadaball peacefully became independent.
- His favorite sport is ice hockey.
- In addition to ice hockey, it also has large franchises of soccer teams that compete in the MLS (Soccer League that it shares with its brother USAball), these are the Montreal Impact and Toronto FC, considered the best clubs in Canada, the which annually dispute the "Canadian Classic".
- Canadaball don't have its own major sports leagues, so many Canadian teams plays in the sports leagues of USAball. The exception is the Canadian Football League.
- From the point of view of foreigners, American football and Canadian football are the same sport, but there are differences between the rules of the two sports.
- Also from the point of view of foreigners, the two sports and rugby are also the same sport, with the difference that Americans and Canadians wear helmets and "armor"... but again... there are differences in the rules of the three sports.
- Canadian football and American football emerged from rugby, arising from changes in the rules of rugby matches that were practiced at universities in both countries in the late 19th century.
- With USAball, it forms the largest border in the world.
- He likes to kill seals in its spare time.
- Uruguayball (when drugged) tends to confuse it and call it " Peru with a leaf".
- While its brother ( USAball) is stereotyped as arrogant and proud, Canadaball is kind and humble, which makes him well liked by other countryballs.
- He created the famous Ed, Edd and Eddy series.
- He also created Total Drama.
- It is the country of origin of the antiheroes Wolverine and Deadpool.
- It's Justin Bieber's birthplace (I don't know why I'm putting it here, if nobody cares).
- Together with its brother USAball and Mexicoball they will host the 2026 World Cup.
- There is a soda called Canada Dry.
- Together with its brother USAball they created the Roblox platform.
- Currently, due to the encounter of indigenous children skeletons killed by the UKball in colonial times, there have been protests in the country.
How to Draw
Drawing Canadaball is fun!
- Divide the circle by red, white, then back to the red.
- Draw the glorious red
weedmaple leaf in the middle.
- Draw two eyes to finish him off. Eh?
- You can also draw a coonskin hat.