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    Hawaii-icon.png Hawaiiball in a very happy mood
    Here's Honolulu, Hawaii's a joy!
    — Wakko Warner
    — Grif from RvB

    Hawaii-icon.png Kawaiiball Alolaball Hawaiiball is a stateball of the USA-icon.png USAball and the only one to not be part of North America. It also has some very awesome active volcanoes, which attracts a lot of haoles tourists.

    Hawaiiball has eight major islands which are: Hawaiʻi (aka The Big Island), Maui, Oʻahu (most populated of the eight), Kawaii Kauaʻi, Molokaʻi, Lānaʻi, Niʻihau (island full of Native Hawaiians), Kahoʻolawe, and sea-mount Lōʻihi is expected to come up from the ocean in the next 10-100,000 years. Hawaiiball also has several smaller, uninhabited islands known as the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands, along with Midway.

    There has been some times where Hawaiiball thought about seceding and wanting independence from USA-icon.png USAball due to her last queen being overthrown by Americans and saying it was an illegal annexation. However, as a result of Pearl Harbor, Hawaiiball grew to feeling better about being the 50th state. But also about how much she relied on American transport and military support and how disastrous her economic future would look like if she were to secede.

    Hawaiiball mainly speaks Pidgin, an English creole that mixes many languages together, such as Hawaiian, Japanese, Chinese, Ilocano, etc. Ho brah, you no like Pidgin? What, you like scrap? No make me habut!

    She can into doing the mambo.

    Since the islands have a very strong Relax vibe, she is Very Lazy and basically celebrates every holiday from all over the world just to avoid to do chores.

    History (Moʻolelo)

    Hawaiiball was officaly born as a collection of Polynesian 7-icon.png 7balls, discovered in 1778 by Captain Cook and was given the name "Sandwich Islands". Though Hawaiiball wasn't exactly colonized by UK-icon.png UKball (until 1843), she's the only US state with the Union Jack in her flag. When UKball visited Hawaiiball's clay, she met with the Kamehameha the Great. Kamehameha noticed a piece of cloth flying from UKball's ship which was actually the flag of the Union Jack and asked what it was. UKball responded that it represented her king's authority. The King of Hawaii then adopted the Union Jack for Hawaiiball's flag in 1793.

    Under the rule of Kamehameha the Great, he united the Chiefdoms across the islands and formed the Hawaii-icon.png Kingdom of Hawaiiball. In 1983 Hawaii-icon.png republicians overthrew the monarchy with the help of USA-icon.png USAball. Seeing the chance, USA-icon.png USAball illegialy annexed it in 1898. she became the USA-icon.png USAball's organized incorporated territory till 1959.

    On December 7th 1941, Hawaiiball was attacked by a surprise air raid by the Japanese-Empire-icon.png Empire of Japanball in Pearl Harbor. This made her USA-icon.png dad so angry that after USAball helped UK-icon.png UKball, France-icon.png Franceball, and Soviet-icon.png USSRball defeat Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germany, USA dropped 2 atomic bombs on Japanball in Hiroshima and Nagasaki in return for Pearl Harbor, which made them surrender and ending WW2.

    During modern days, she was threatened by North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball with nukes. But after the Trump-Kim summit, nuclear threats stopped.

    But in January of 2018, she got a missile warning but it was of fake. On May 14, 2018, she found out Kilauea erupted. Later on October 3, 2018 Hurricane Walaka destroyed one of her uninhabited islands, called East Island.

    COVID-19 reached Hawaiiball on March 6, 2020 and has since then infected over 12,000 Hawaiiballs (as of October 5).

    How to draw

    Hawaiiball is based on British Ensigns:

    1. Draw a blue rectangle in the up-left quarter of the basic circle shape
    2. Draw the Union Jack inside it
    3. Divide the rest of the circle into eight stripes
    4. Color them of white, red and blue
    5. Draw the eyes and you've finished.

    Relationships (ʻO nā pilina)

    Friends (Hoaaloha)

    • Alaska-icon.png Alaskaball - My state braddah who lives in snow (Brrrrr! Ho Brah, why so cold?). Also we both became states around the same year! We both were targets of missiles from that crazy commie. And doesn't have the best relations with our uncle.
    • California-icon.png Californiaball - My state braddah who is closest to me out of the other 48. A lot of my poorer population ends up moving here. Also, it's Hawaii, Light Buzzyear. The only thing bad about him is that he has a bad senator who Tulsi destroyed.
    • Nebraska-icon.png Nebraskaball - We can both into Kawaii. Also can both into space. We also both like beef. Me like kebab more though!
    • Nevada-icon.png Nevadaball - Anoddah state braddah. Las Vegas is sometimes called the 9th island, since so many Hawaiiballs live there. Also, I heard Zippy's is opening up there. Hawaii stronk!!
    • Guam-icon.png Guamball - A braddah. He's basically me but poorer.
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - He wrote my national anthem! And for some reason, he wanted me to be his lover but I was married.
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball, Ehime-icon.png Ehimeball, Fukuoka-icon.png Fukuokaball, Hiroshima-icon.png Hiroshimaball, Hokkaido-icon.png Hokkaidoball, Okinawa-icon.png Okinawaball, Yamaguchi-icon.png Yamaguchiball - My friends from East Asia, which I am moving towards. In the late 1800s and early 1900s, many of their people came to my islands and settled here. Today, many Japan-icon.png Japanballs still visit my clay to tour around. They sometimes mistake me as "kawaii" or something and they are teaching me their weird yet catchy culture (Dad disapproves). Also, much 'mahalo' for Japanball's Prime Minister visiting Pearl Harbor. 1941 Never Forget, and thanks for letting me be the Alola region in Pokémon, and also making the protagonist of Dragon Ball, Goku, have this energy attack named after one of my kings. Also many Japanese are living in my clay. Okinawaball is Half braddah, can into tropical climate. Many Okinawaballs also live in me.
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball & Jeju Special Autonomous Province-icon.png Jeju-doball - They're very cool. Their immigration started in 1903 and currently has tens of thousands of Koreans living in my clay. I also have a bit of their culture in me. Also many Koreans come to visit my clay as well.South korea one of your idols were born in my clay.
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball, Cebuball, Isabelaball, Ilocos Norteball, Ilocos Surball, Pangasinanball - My Filipino friends from Southeast Asia! I received immigrants from them back in 1907. Also Philippinesball's former president was exiled in my clay.She also has many Filipinos living in my clay.
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - My other lost Brother??!!! From SE Asia in centuries ago? P E R H A P S He's the Southeast Asian version of me, I like his son Bali-icon.png Baliball.
    • Fiji-icon.png Fijiball - My Pacific friend!
    • French Polynesia-icon.png French Polynesiaball - My French braddah. We used to live togeddah but in 1300AD, I got bored and moved out. And that’s how I found the islands that is currently my home. Sorry brah, no hard feelings! Also, Tahiti Tahiti! More like...Kahiki Kahiki!
    • UK-icon.png UKball - During my Kingdom era, we both had very good trade deals and were friends. Also sorry for killing your discoverer! I do remember you colonizing me for a few months until you kindly gave me my clay back. So I guess that kinda makes you a semi step-father...
    • South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands-icon.png South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islandsball Umm... Yeah. Sorry, brah. Truth hurts, you know. (Hawaiiball was the first to be called the Sandwich Islands)
    • Micronesia-icon.png Micronesiaball - Braddah, taught me how to sail again. STOP SENDING CHOKE MIGRANTS! I NO LIKE DA KINE!
    • Palau-icon.png Palauball - Another far away family member like Philippinesball, also sends choke migrants like Micronesiaball.
    • Easter Island-icon.png Easter Islandball - Little braddah, also has a cool culture.
    • Maori-icon.png Maoriball - Bigger braddah. We also used to live togeddah in French Polynesia, though he left like I did. No fair! How come you get one big island fo use?! I shuddah gone fo Aotearoa!
    • Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball - He created subway surf in my Clay (Since 2015,2016, and 2017).

    Neutral (Kālā)

    • China-icon.png Chinaball - He may be communist but he too has large immigration in my clay. Also there are many Chinese living in my clay. And I have a neighborhood called Chinatown! But keep corona away from me, okay brah?
    • USA-icon.png USAball - My step-faddah. He annexed me in 1898 and had me become his 50th state in 1959. But he did apologize to me in 1993 which I forgave him for it (although he never recognized our native population or established reservations). He acknowledges me for the very high tourism and does visit me sometimes. Also I'm the birthplace of Obama! I'm so proud of Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard, who ran for president! But it dropped out. Hey, dad! Your attorney general is discriminating me by calling me just a island. I'M A STATE TOO, but I think you forgot that. Please be a good dad and be there for me! Or... Not... I do want into Independence too though.
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Not on best terms with my step-faddah. He once owned a fort on Kauai, but it's now open for visitors. hehe sorry gotta get that tourist money
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Plox don't frame me uncle! I didn't make the pizza! But thank you for this and it never deserved to be cancelled.

    Enemies (Kanikau)

    • Japanese-Empire-icon.png Empire of Japanball - NEVER FORGET, PEARL HARBOR!!!
    • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - Very crazy commie who claims his missiles can reach to me. Ho Brah, you better stop your threats or my dad's really gonna get you, brah. You're friends with Trump, right? Right, then don't nuke me, okay brah?
    • Nazi-icon.png CSA-icon.png White supremacists - I may be a chill Girl, but you insult my culture, brah. Also, you discriminate against my people, and using tiki torches for your rallies adds insult to injury for me.
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball - I WILL PUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA AND MAKE THE HAWAIIAN PIZZA AND NOONE CAN STOP ME! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (Actually some crazy Canadian made it and called it "Hawaiian Pizza" and so now they hate us instead of the Canadian who made it)
    • Greece-icon.png Greeceball - A Canadian Greek actually invented Hawaiian pizza. Remove pineapple on pizza! Kamehameha > Alexander. Also, YUO STOLE MY FLAG DESIGN!!!
    • Texas-icon.png Texasball - WHAT IS YOU AND MY BALLS?!


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