| “ | Stupid Flanders... I mean California | ” |
— Oregonball on its southern neighbour
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| “ | When life gives you lemons, call them "yellow oranges" and sell them at double the price. | ” |
— Stan Pines
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| “ | My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! | ” |
— Stan Pines
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| “ | Remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, byeeeee! | ” |
—
 Bill Cipher |
| “ | You have died of dysentery. | ” |
— Oregon Trail
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Oregonball is Homer Simpson Dipper Pines a stateball of 
USAball. It's "super athletic" and its proudest achievement could be making Nike. It is sometimes friends with its neighbors 
Washingtonball, 
Nevadaball and stupid 
Californiaball. 
Idahoball doesn't exist.
NAFTAball. Oregonball also has lots of universities.
The flag of 
Oregonball has a front and back that are different, just like 
Paraguayball.
History
Oregonball was born as a 
3ball and later colonized by Russian Empireball, but later later got adopted by 
Canadaball and USAball. After considering independence it chose to officially become a stateball in 1859.
Nowadays, Oregonball celebrates trying to split into 
Cascadiaball and Jeffersonball. It's popular in pop culture, being the set location of many movies and TV shows such as The Goonies, Portlandia, The Simpsons, The Angry Beavers, and Gravity Falls.
Like 
Montanaball, 
Delawareball, and 
New Hampshireball, it cannot into sales tax. It overcompensates for this with one of the highest income tax rates in all of USAball. Like New Jerseyball, Oregonball prohibits self-service gas stations.
Relationships
Friends
Washingtonball - Little sibling! Technically it was born when I was but I became a stateball way sooner. It is cool, (Most of the time) but it keeps saying it gets more rain than me. Likes to hang out when I bring weed.
Japanball - My best sibling who's an archipelago!
Everything about it is rad from its food, to its tech, to its animation and art. It loves me as much as I love it too.
Taiwanball - Another East Asian friend! Its food is delicious, as well as its imports. Its mainland sibling doesn't want me to recognize it but I just do it anyway.
Mexicoball - An awesome guy. I like its language a lot and its food is really good.
Switzerlandball - European version of me.
BCball - The best clay in all of Canadaball. It and my little sibling and I all like driving and modifying cars together, usually street-illegal Nissan Skylines. While it doesn't have weed, it makes up for that with its awesome beer!
Neutral
Rhode Islandball and 
Coloradoball - The Simpsons is better than Family Guy and South Park.
Californiaball - It's ok, though I get worried about its laws - A lot of my population comes from it now. I'm also tired of it blabbing about being the biggest state on the west side. I do like its sushi though.
Idahoball - Not too much to say about it since it doesn't exist. I don't like that it hasn't legalized weed yet, but it makes great potatoessupposedly. Please don't anschluss my eastern clay because it's similar to you. It's not your Sudetenlandball.
Nevadaball - Other southern neighbor. You're okay I guess.I keep forgetting I border you, there's like nobody there.
Chinaball - Thanks for the food and people! No, I'm totally not friends with Chinese Taipeiball, why do you ask?
Enemies
Uruguayball - Hates me because of this Episode when Homer Simpson calls you "U R Gay".
How to draw
Like almost every US state, Oregonball is a seal on a blue background. But this time it comes with an extra flag on the reverse that's simpler and more recognizable:
- Color the basic circle shape of this blue
- Draw a yellow beaver facing right
- Draw a little yellow log for the beaver to rest on (optional)
- Draw the eyes and you're finished.
Gallery
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