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    Stupid Flanders... I mean California
     
    — Oregonball on his southern neighbour

    Oregonball is Homer Simpson a stateball of USA-icon.png USAball. He's "super athletic" and his proudest achievement could be making Nike. He is sometimes friends with his neighbors Washington-icon.png Washingtonball, Nevada-icon.png Nevadaball and stupid California-icon.png Californiaball. Idaho-icon.png Idahoball doesn't exist. Oregonball likes camping in his state parks and skiing on his tallest clays. The clays of Oregonball are very diverse and feature many shapes and colors, including the deepest lake in all of NAFTA-icon.png NAFTAball. Oregonball also has lots of univeristies.

    His flag’s front and back are different, just like Paraguay-icon.png Paraguayball.

    History

    Oregonball was born as a 3-icon.png 3ball and later colonized by Russian Empireball, but later later got adopted by Canada-icon.png Canadaball and USAball. After considering independence he chose to officially become a stateball in 1859.

    Nowadays, Oregonball celebrates trying to split into Cascadia-icon.png Cascadiaball and Jeffersonball. He's popular in pop culture, being the set location of many movies and TV shows such as The Goonies, Portlandia, The Simpsons, The Angry Beavers, and Gravity Falls.

    Like Montana-icon.png Montanaball, Delaware-icon.png Delawareball, and NewHampshire-icon.png New Hampshireball, he cannot into sales tax. He overcompensates for this with one of the highest income tax rates in all of USAball. Like New Jerseyball, Oregonball prohibits self-service gas stations.

    Relationships

    Friends

    • Washington-icon.png Washingtonball - Little bro! Technically he was born when I was but I became a stateball way sooner. He is cool, (Most of the time) but he keeps saying he gets more rain than me. Likes to hang out when I bring weed.
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - My best bro who's an archipelago!
      Everything about him is rad from his food, to his tech, to his animation and art. He loves me as much as I love him too.
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - Another East Asian friend! His food is delicious, as well as his imports. His mainland brother doesn't want me to recognize him but I just do it anyway.
    • Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball - An awesome guy. I like his language a lot and his food is really good.
    • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball - European version of me.
    • British Columbia-icon.png BCball - The best clay in all of Canadaball. He and my little bro and I all like driving and modifying cars together, usually street-illegal Nissan Skylines. While he doesn't have weed, he makes up for that with his awesome beer!

    Neutral

    • RhodeIsland-icon.png Rhode Islandball and Colorado-icon.png Coloradoball - The Simpsons is better than Family Guy and South Park.
    • California-icon.png Californiaball - He's ok, though I get worried about his laws - A lot of my population comes from him now. I'm also tired of him blabbing about being the biggest state on the west side. I do like his sushi though.
    • Idaho-icon.png Idahoball - Not too much to say about him since he doesn't exist. I don't like that he hasn't legalized weed yet, but he makes great potatoes supposedly.
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - Thanks for the food and people! No, I'm totally not friends with Chinese Taipeiball, why do you ask?

    Enemies

    • Uruguay-icon.png Uruguayball - Hates me because of this Episode when Homer Simpson calls you "U R Gay".

    How to draw

    Like almost every US state, Oregonball is a seal on a blue background. But this time it comes with an extra flag on the reverse that's simpler and more recognizable:

    1. Color the basic circle shape of this blue
    2. Draw a yellow beaver facing right
    3. Draw a little yellow log for the beaver to rest on (optional)
    4. Draw the eyes and you're finished.

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