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|“||MGA KABABAYAN TURN UP!||”|
— Ez Mil (in a Wish Bus)
|“||There can be no tyrants where there are no slaves.||”|
— Jose Rizal
|“||NEGOSYO O KALAYAAN? BAYAN O SARILI? PUMILI KA!||”|
— Antonio Luna (role by John Arcilla)
|“||Give me ten thousand Filipinos and I shall conquer the world!||”|
|“||As I came to power peacefully, so shall I keep it||”|
— Corazon Aquino
|“||I shall return.||”|
|“||Putang ina mo gago!||”|
|“||Nakakapagpabagabag, nakakapagpabagabag, nakakapagpabagabag||”|
— Philippinesball saying the tongue twister for "worrisome"
Asian Kebab Czech Republic, Haiti and Liechtenstein Philippi-pini Philippinesball, officially known as the Republic of the Philippines, or the ASEAN Republicball, is white Puppet of Indonesiaball like Belarusball With Russiaball always using Instagram, Facebook, YouTube to try to make good foods but ends up with a crappy food like balut a sovereign archipelago that who shouting the Transformers, ninong hunter ,and paro paro G member countryball in Southeast Asia in the western Pacific Ocean. They do not border any country except Sarawak and Kalimantan due to being an archipelago in the Pacific but is located North of Indonesiaball, Northeast of Malaysiaball, Southeast of Chinaball, South of Taiwanball, East of Vietnamball, and West of Palauball. The country is divided into 17 regions, with the capital Manilaball located in NCRball, giving them a total area of 120,000 square miles (300,000 Square Kilometres), making it the 72nd largest country in the world.
As of 2020, it maintains a population of 109.581 million inhabitants, making it the 13th most populated country in the world and the 3rd most populous island countryball, just ahead of UKball and Madagascarball and behind Indonesiaball and Japanball, respectively. But future projections say that it will be the 2nd most populous island countryball, still behind Indonesiaball. Like all countries, the Philippines is a member of UNball, and due to having close ties with the West, it can become a major non-NATO ally. It was the chairman of ASEANball, but it later passed it on Tringapore. It is also the only Christian majority country in Asia.
Its national day is on June 12.
The Philippines joined ASEANball on August 8th, 1967 as one of the founding states. Even if the character doesn't have an exact gender (like all the characters in the Polandball universe) its name is a female noun in the native language of the country (Tagalog). However, it is still to be referred to in a gender-neutral way on the wiki, per the rules, In 1986 and 2001, Philippinesball can into Female Leadership!
<tabber> |-|The Community As A Boat (Precolonial Epoch)= The Philippinesball was first inhabited by Negritos, then they were supplanted by Malay-Polynesians who established city-states known as Barangays. When Chinese, Indians, and Arabs arrived in the Philippines, the barangays developed into several competing prehispanic states which were: the huangdoms of Ma-i and Pangasinan, the kingdoms of Tondo, Maynila and Namayan, the Kedatuan of Madja-as, the rajahnates of Butuan and Cebu and the sultanates of Lanao, Maguindanao, and Sulu.
These states were under the domination of Majapahitball and then, the Manila, Tondo and Sulu soon came to be invaded by Bruneiball, with the rest of the Philippine prehispanic states going to war against Bruneiball.
Their strategic location in Asia made them an especially important hub for trade, earning them the title of "Pearl of the Orient".
|-|The State as a Convent (Spanish Era )=
In 1521, Spanish Empireball, sailing from Latin-America, gasped and invaded these islands states, naming the territory "Las Islas Filipinas" (King Philip the Second's Penthouse of Death.) Later on, Spainball landed in Limasawa Island in 1521 and held the first Catholic Mass in the Philippines. It then found Cebu Islandball where he met the first few natives. After converting some of the natives, Spainball received a complaint from one of the Rajahs about another Rajah who doesn't want to recognize Spain's influence, Rajah Lapu-Lapu. Determined to teach this "infidel" a lesson, Spain launched an attack on the island of Mactan. But since it's low tide season the galleons cant get in the small harbor, so Spainball and its men went on waist-deep water, only to be ambushed and "Injured" by Rajah Lapulapu.
Spanish Empireball then left the Philippines, only to return in 1565, starting the long 333 years of Spanish Empireball rule over the Philippines. Spainball quickly organized its new colony according to its model. The first task was the reduction or relocation of native Philippinesballs into settlements. The earliest political system used during the conquista period was the encomienda system, which was relevant in Europeball.
Spainball's friars, governors, and generals governed the Philippinesball in exchange for their services to the King. Spainball also made a law to collect tributes to Phil. In return, Phil would get justice and governance and aid during an invasion. In 1646, Dutch Republicball attacked Philippinesball to avenge what Spainball did to it in 1581. Spainball outsmarted Dutchball and thus, it was a Spanish Victory.
It was then ruled by New Spainball and together, Phil's economy raised during their galleon trade of the 1800s. But when New Spainball became Mexicoball, closed the Manila-Acapulco route and thus, they did not see each other again until Phil's Independence. Due to this, Spainball governed Phil directly from Madrid, causing many problems from corrupt friars.
Philippinesball was attacked by UKball in 1762 to 1764 as part of the 'Seven Years War' because Spainball allied with Franceball Philippinesball could be British territory, but they can into signings treaty that ended the war. Many revolts happened during the late 18th-19th century, but Spainball crushed the rebellion. Most of these revolts was not due to the Filipino nationalism, but because of the monopoly and welfare. Spainball didn't took care of Philippinesball in the 1850s due to problems on its own clay, corrupt Governor-Generals was assigned, and corrupt friars got a seat in Philippine politics.
Filipino nationalism had risen during this time, Phil read about the Renaissance, and what happened to Franceball. Philippinesball wrote many books that exposed Spainball's officials that Spainball assigned, but Spain had many problems so it could not handle the problem that is in the other side of the world. Spainball went too far when he killed José Rizal. That even sparkled a revolution that gave birth to KKKball.
Philippinesball started to revolt for their independence, Starting in Manilaball, but failed to liberate it, but successfully liberated, Zamboangaball, Caviteball, Ilocosball, Cebuball, Negrosball, Leyteball and other regions. Philippines cornered Spainball in Manilaball. USAball and Spainball was wrapping their own war and Signed the 'Treaty of Paris'.
USAball went to Philippinesball clay to 'help' it, but it turns out, it was a stage battle to turnover Philippinesball to USAball. Then, Philippinesball declared independece on June 12, 1898 creating the First Philippine Republicball, the first democracy in Asia and it was into happy but their new ally had other plans.
|-|The Trials of 'Benevolent Assimilation' (American Era)=(
In, February 1899, USAball betrayed Philippinesball and attacked its in its own clay. USAball Attacked Philippinesball in all sides of its clay. Philippinesball almost lost Manilaball & Caviteball and was forced to run away to the mountains. In some other parts, USAball massacred many Philippinesballs from north to south, estimating 1.5 soldiers killed and 35,000 civilians killed, that was a sad time for Philippinesball.
Philippinesball was then anschlussed by USAball by 1901 and the First Philippine Republicball was defeated. The bottom part of Philippinesball, Sultanate of Suluball rebelled against USAball. USAball did not fully anschlused Suluball until 1913. Thus the Sultanate was defeated.
Philippinesball was oppressed by USAball in early eras. But USAball knew how to make propaganda thus brainwashing the younger generation that the Spanish were into bad and Philippinesball was into 'idiot native people' and cannot into civilization and have to be "benevonently assimilated". Philippinesball rebelled against USAball but cannot into winnings since USAball was of powerful. A few years into occupational both sides came to terms and figured that the other was pretty cool. To this day both balls are friends.
|-|World War II =
Empire of Japanball suddenly attacked Philippinesball after the Bombing of Pearl Harbor with landings on Luzon. Fighting ended in a Empire of Japanball win on the 8th of May, 1942 thus Philippinesball was ' liberated from the Americanballs'. The Second Republic of the Philippinesball and other Philippinesball citizens got angry at the government and turned to Communismball.
USAball left Philippinesball for 3 years and when USAball was counter-attacking the table into their side after the the Battle of Midway. After 2 years they pushed through the territory of Empire of Japanball to finally reach Philippinesball, Landing on the 28th of October, 1945. USAball then 'liberated' Philippinesball but actually USA just retook Philippinesball and later gave its independence
to avoid war reparations because USAball carelessly bombed Philippinesball.
|-|Showplace of Democracy in Asia? (Postcolonial Era)=In 1935, The USA guarenteed Philippine independence by passing the Tydings–McDuffie Act to gib Philippine independence in 10 years. After the war, it was delayed for a year (Because of the Japanese) until on the 4th of July in 1946, The Philippine islands were given independence from the Americans. The first of these presidents was Ramon Magsaysay. He let the Americans pass the Bell trade act, which gave parity rights to the Americans which angered the Democratic alliance who state that it will harm the Philippines in the long run. Then in 1950, the Philippines fought alongside the UN in the Korean war and led to the famed battle of Yultong which was a Filipino victory.
After the 1953 election, Ramon Magsaysay was elected. He was a car mechanic before he was a guerilla leader in WW2. He was considered by Filipinos as the best president they had. He ended the Huk rebellion and opened the Malanan palace to the 'Tao' or the common man. But in 1957, he died tragically in an airplane crash which made Carlos Garcia the new president. Then under his administration, created the Filipino first policy which ended the American parity rights. The Macapagal adiministration was as interesting as Magsaysay's. It was on Macapagal's term that moved Philippine independence day to June 12, giving more reforms to the 'Tao' and the Sabah claim. He lost to Marcos in 1969 because of his marriage to Imelda Romualdez, his documentary, and many more.
|-|The 'New Society' & its Aftermath (Marcos Era)=
in 1965, the Philippines was under the leadership of Ferdinand Marcos. In Marcos' first term, Philippinesball became prosperous at the time and was the second-richest in Asia, behind only Japanball (although this is still debatable as some sources say Philippinesball was fifth or sixth richest during Marcos's first term). It was in his second term when things go downhill. Philippinesball was set under martial law from 1972 to 1981 under the leadership of Ferdinand Marcos. Marcos also started Operation Merdeka, which created the Islamic terrorist groups in the Philippines & almost caused a war with Malaysiaball.
Marcos also stole US$10B from public funds and borrowed a lot of money, crippling Philippinesball's economy. Under his administration, The Philippines joined the Vietnam_War (which is ironic since he opposed joining when Marcos was a senate president). Then after years of suppression of communists, a revolution (known as People Power Revolution) began in 1986. It was caused when the people didn't like the snap election results of 1986, and installed Cory Aquino, wife of the murdered opposition leader Ninoy Aquino, as president in place of Marcos and the Fourth Philippine Republic collapsed. Marcos fled to Hawaii where he died in 1989. Marcos's family stayed in Hawaii until 1991 when they were allowed to return.
|-|New Forms for old Challenges (The 5th republic of the Philippines)=
After the EDSA uprising, a new constitution, more presidents and another EDSA uprising. Philippinesball has a new president (incidentally the most famous president) with a much different approach that most Visayas and Mindanao citizens like but most liberals dislike. The President Duterte now made drastic changes in Philippinesball such as strengthening relations with Chinaball and Russiaball, also weakening relations with USAball for a while.
After Trump's victory, it decided to strengthen ties with USAball since it just didn't like Obama. It also took care of the terrorists in Marawi. Right now, it is promoting Federalism to the Philippines and trying to take care of the File:CPP-icon.png Communist Rebels with peace talks, but most of these peace talks never happened. It also declared the Communist Rebels as Terrorists, and is still continuing
Ferdinand Marcos' anti-communist policies.
As time progressed, Philippinesball can into trade with Japanball, Chinaball, EFTAball and UKball. It can into economy and Spainball brought some immigrants to make Philippines inhabitable. Philippinesball was considered as the "Pearl of the Orient" by that time since it can into civilization and class. Also it can into trash-to-energy.
On 23 July 2017, the Philippine government security forces and Islamic State militants started a five month long Battle in Marawiball. Marawiball is, to this day, recovering from the battle. All is still recovering from the battle to this day.
On January 30, 2020, a Chinese woman was its first COVID-19 case, then somedays later, one Chinese man died, and to this day, it is still fighting the virus.
Recently, Typhoon Conson ripped its central islands, it is recovering, but Typhoon Chantu started to rip its northern islands.
Then Typhoon Odette (later changed to Rai) came and hit the Philippines along with pacific islands and south-east asian members. It was the second costlieast typhoon in Philippine History and do this day, it is still recovering.
As the escalating war in Ukraine boosts the Dollar, The peso fell as much as 0.5% to 51.75 per dollar making it one of the worst currency performers in Asia.
In 2022, Bongbong Marcos, the son of Ferdinand Marcos, was elected President of the Philippines, getting the most presidential votes at 31 million though this has been met with controversy, especially regarding his background. Duterte's daughter was also elected Vice-President, having formed an alliance with Marcos. So far, Marcos has pushed for reform as well as fixing the Filipino economy as well as continuing Duterte's policies
despite going on a vetoing spree for the first month and a half. However, so far, he seems to have done very well, though some areas of progress attract debate and controversy.
On July 31, a few days after Marcos' first SONA, a magnitude 7.0 earthquake hit Luzon which killed 11 people and caused almost 2 billion pesos' worth of damage, with no tsunami occurring afterwards. Less than a month later on September 21, a Category 5 (classified Super Typhoon) typhoon hit Luzon and did $110m of damage as well as 12 dead and 5 missing. The typhoon also hit Vietnam, Cambodia, and Thailand before dissipating in September 30. </tabber>
Philippinesball is known for being very polite, hospitable, friendly, hard-working, patriotic, protective and industrious to those people with a boss-like mentality or a true ally. It likes traditions and it would like to preserve them. It is known to have Pinoy Pride - a Filipino mentality where in they get proud at the littlest or biggest international recognition because they love their country and want their country to be most famous in the world. This is so prevalent in Filipinos that everytime you say the word "Philippines" in an online forum, a lot of Filipinos go crazy.
You can try this by looking at the mirror during midnight, and say "Philippines" three times. It is usually triggered when it was being called "Province of Chinaball".
It is a Developing Country and acts like one. It usually likes drinking beer (though it is now avoiding it), having fiestas, and playing street games. It is also really fond of using the internet and is known to be the Selfie Capital of the World. Philippinesball is always updated about everything about social media especially when it is about men and women who are pretty.
Those mentioned are usual, but still its people can be a little against with the others due to "oppression" and "discrimination", these mentioned are claims of Visayans to the Tagalogs. It's common for Tagalogs, Visayans, Kapampangans, Ilocanos and other groups of people in the Philippines to attack each other through words but those are mostly just for the sake of sarcastic reasons, and the people of the Philippines are very united. Right now, Philippinesball is going through tough times that's why it is experiencing mood swings, as if it is in the puberty stage. It just needs to remove corruption in its country to be able to show its flaws and finally shine as a prosperous country.
- Ilocos Regionball - I have a large electric fan, can into prosperity! Also, Ferdinand Marcos was from here. I love Vigan so much UWU.
- Cordilleraball - I speaking way too many languages right, yo, you know it right. Let me see...
- Cagayan Valleyball - Yamashita and some gold be with me. I always thought that yuo are Cagayan de Oroball XD
- Central Luzonball - Rice, rice, and more rice!! rice is life!
- NCRball - central seat of the government. Can into many people.
very rich too, is of congested!
- Calabarzonball - The old Tagalog South never changed one bit! Their Tagalog is different from yours. Ala eh!!
because yuo RUINED MY K-POP & ANIME OR WEEABOO LIFE!!!
- Mimaropaball - marble, marble, can into natural world heritage.. MARBLE!
- Bicol Regionball - Want to have my Chili Ice Cream? OR CHILI EXPRESS?
- Western Visayasball - can into smiles and Sans Rival.
- Central Visayasball - can into Queen City and Chocolate Hills.
- Eastern Visayasball - Gib moni for human aid.
- Zamboanga Peninsulaball - Am the Latin Asia! SPQR STRONK!
- Davaoball - Am not the city, I'm the region. I also have chocolate!
- Soccsksargenball - Cotabato cant into soccsksargen any more. also we have abundant tuna and seafood.
- Caragaball - Stop the mining Amerikanos!
- Bangsamoroball - my newest regionball, formerly separatist but can into peace now, please don't rebel against me again okay???
How to draw:
Drawing Philippinesball is fairly easy.
- Draw a ball.
- Draw a horizontal triangle at the left part and a horizontal line at the right part.
- Draw the 3 stars and a sun with 8 rays in the triangle.
- Color the background of the triangle with white and the top part of the right part with blue and the bottom with red and the stars and sun with yellow.
- Draw the eyes and you're done.
- (OPTIONAL) Draw a straw hat on top of Philippinesball's head and/or add its playing a guitar.
- (OPTIONAL) Put the red on top of instead of the blue, this now mean Philippinesball is at war.
|Philippine Blue (University of Arizona Blue)||0, 56, 168||C99-M80-Y0-K0||#0038A8|
|Philippine Red (Crimson)||206, 17, 38||C12-M100-Y87-K3||#CE1126|
|White||255, 255, 255||N/A||#FFFFFF|
|Philippine Yellow (Candlelight)||252, 209, 22||C2-M17-Y91-K0||#FCD116|
- 1ball - Ang Aking Ninuno na kung saan, Hindi lang siya basta ang aking Pinagmulan. Siya rin ang bumubuo sa ating mga Katutubong Pilipino.
🎵WHERE I COME FROM🔊
- North Sulawesiball - My outside friend from my Brah and yuor clay is Filipino language
Or I will steal you from my sibling like Sabahball
- Most Hispanoballs (especially Equatorial Guineaball) - Friends
- Argentinaball - Major non-NATO ally and fellow Hispanoballs to Spainball, but it is known here as a corned beef brand (it was so tasty though). But we have good relations, and we celebrated our 65th anniversary of our bilateral relationships.
- Armeniaball - Many of my people visit its clay. Its foreign minister Eduard Nalbandyan visited me back in 2012. Also, its non-resident ambassador Raisa Vardanyan visited Albert del Rosario back in 2015. So, don't worry, my friend. We will protect you from Azerbaijanball. We both have a strong relationship with each other. But why you are friends with that drug addict?
- Asian Las Vegas - Where I
wastespend my money. It is my 2nd best cousin.
- Australiaball - fellow APEC member. I also love its Christian songs! (especially Hillsong, Planetshakers, Citipointe etc.) (Australia plox tell me more about what you and America do I want to come next time PLOX PRETY PLOX) I'm sorry if I punched yuo when we're playing basketball.
- Belgiumball - Child of Netherlands, capital of Natoball and EUball. Like your country BTW, my tourist go there because of the economy and tourist spot. Also, salamat por the tsokolate.
- Boliviaball - It hates Chileball because it was the reason why it is landlocked, but at least it likes Argentinaball and Russiaball. Also we are adopted by Spainball. Wait, you hate Venezuela right now? Great!
- Botswanaball - It is a good African friend because it is the only African country that supported my claim in the South China Sea dispute. Thank you. It is good friends with Ukraineball plus they are almost the same size. I support you against Yakko Warner because it bullies my child.
- Brazilball - One of my close friend in the South America, who makes slippers for me and it always says HUHUEHUEHUE a lot. I can now into winnings at 2016 Rio Olympics! Our former president met Lula. I provided him 59 days without visa. Control your president please but, nice leadership!
I love your webseries Stupid Wife tho, gib more seasons plox
- Bruneiball - Once it havings a multi-personality disorder, Sulu Sultanateball helpings it, as a reward, givings Sabah clay. Now can you talk some sense into Nasi Lemakball?
- Canadaball - My British friends ko po also great immigration than America and fellow APEC member. I like it for many guapos and guapas. Gib Avril, Bieber and Celine plox! I'm sorry if i physically published some stories in your Ebook app but many Filipino authors became famous from your Ebook app like jonaxx, blue_maiden, CeceLib, beyootch, alyloony, and owwSIC. And i will make some films like she's dating the gangster, just the way you are, this time, ex with benefits and diary ng panget. AND WHY DID YOU BRING YOUR TRASH TO MY CLAY?!?!? STOP!
- Cataloniaball - I don't recognized it and not one of my Hispanoballs friends recongnizes it, except Venezuelaball. But he also hates Spainball so we can into friends.
- Chileball - fellow APEC member and fellow Hispanoballs to Spainball, I always give him aid when in time of need, and he gives me back. We have good relations. Thank you also for your warm contributions on Typhoon Yolanda. I will be forever in your debt. We can also into female leadership. I wonder why Argentinaball hates it... it has a rivalry with Argentina. Meanwhile, I have a rivalry with Indonesiaball and Malaysiaball. Bachelet had a state visit in my clay, also, you have similar flag with Malay.
- Christmas Islandball - East Timorball and I celebrate Christmas with this ball together! But no one beats me because im the most longest Christmas celebrator (and that was called BER-months)
- Colombiaball - It is one of my fellow hispanoballs to Spainball. Unlike the other drug users, it does its best to remove drug lords. I apologize for 2015.
- Chinaball - Hello there, happy lunar new year! I have significant Chinese diaspora and ancestry in this land. A few trade disputes but not too serious now. Bongbong Marcos likes you and so do I! We have great relations politically.
- Crimeaball - Even though I abstained in 2018, we have a common enemy.
- Croatiaball - It is Sloveniaball's friend so why not? Both can into Catholic and beaches. Recently, about 2,000 OFWs are needed to work in its land.
- Cubaball - My Little friend who sent me missionaries before it run away and was under USAball like... I miss you. I wish I can see you again real soon...
- Denmarkball - I like Jascha Richter. We have good relations, which are described as strong, close, cordial and friendly. Gib lego plox! We have common enemies.
- Donald Trump - Thank you for your win, for building a Trump Tower in my clay and for not including me in your Travel Ban plox.
YUO GOT MUGSHOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- East Timorball - Philippines' only Catholic friend in Asia (East Timor is Portugese and under Australia a brief period of time so both are Latin-Anglo-Catholic Asian). They are both often bullied in school for being too Latin, and too Catholic but they celebrate Christmas with each other and sometimes hangout with Papua New Guinea (he was under Australia as well and Phil is helping him into ASEAN), Palau (Phil's child, it is also under a Hispanic country, Spain and is also part of Anglosphere via USAball) and Christmas Islandball, whom they also celebrated Christmas with. It is a great friend.
- Mexicoball - Good and do not beat me in boxing and fellow APEC member! We both love to shout puto when Spainball is around. It is also a friend who has problems with drugs. Can yuo gib me yuor handsome former president?? I also like Thalia and its telenovelas (but she sing a Filipino song and they came in my clay).
- Equatorial Guineaball, Liberiaball, and Madagascarball - They are my African friends. They were all absent during this event.
- Ethiopiaball - Good Hamite friend. Its prime minister and my president both banned Saudi Arabiaball, for abusing our domestic workers. Abiy Ahmed and Rodrego gets along.
- EUball - It supported my claim in the South China Sea dispute. Thank you. I support it against dumb prick. But, please do not criticize my drug war.
- Faceblock - They don't call us the "Selfie capital of the world" for nothing. Also stop teasing Poland. We also use Facebook a lot. And i have a old jejemon song in 2000's
- Fijiball - It is a good Oceanic friend because it is the only Oceanic country that supported my claim in the South China Sea dispute.
- Finlandball - Good friend from Scandinavia, Thank you for the Nokia phones. Congratulations on winning the IIHF World Championship for the third time in history. Also, It's got an Embassy in Kuala Lumpur and remember, do not Tell Malaysiaball to bullying our Friends.
- Franceball - A Nice place who helps us (she of also winnings Miss Universe 2016 on my clay - is of lucky). Also a favorable destination because Eiffel Tower (but have more tourists!). Macron is just good, but stop fighting with Trump! Congrats Tita on winning the World Cup! Plox help me to get into G20.
- Francoist Spainball - I think it is fine, though he is an Axis Power. He supported the west during the Cold War. Probably better than modern Spain.
- LGBT - I am the most gay friendly country in all of Asia. Mostly ricky Reyes, vice ganda, BB Gandanghari, Raymond Gutierrez and boy Abunda is da best gay celebrities. But no kissing in public okay... Do it in private.
- Germanyball - Philippines also celebrate Oktoberfest and reputed to be as fun as the original one. Is good partner and friend. He is my largest European trade partner. And you made my cousin and my sibling cry during 2014 World Cup, but congrats on winning in 2014.
- Gibraltarball - It hates Espanya and removes Paella from premises!
- Guamball - Fellow Spanish East Indies island the Pacific. It was my child until we were adopted by USAball after the Spanish-American War. It is of cute baby child!
- Hong Kongball - You finally accepting my OFWs! Also thank you for forgiving me about 2010 and your milk tea is tasty too!
- Hungaryball - It is a good European friend because he is the only EU member that did not criticize my drug war. Thank you. We have embassies in each other's capitals. It is good friends with my
rivalsibling . It is also Polandball's best friend. Speaking of family, Hungaryball is my step-grandparent.
- Indiaball - Money Lenders (5/6)... "Bayad utang". Remember your representative in 1994, it won when we hosted Miss Universe back in 1994. Modi met Duterte.
- Indonesiaball - Thank you for being my best friend forever. Drug Remover. Best cultural relations. But please don't be a toxic tryhard when we're playing its just a game, even you lose in ML twice. And you will need to train harder...
- Iranball - Trade tropical fruits in exchange for oil. Students also come here to study English like South Koreaball. USAball doesn't approve of this friendship (Because of 1979 and also being hostile to Israel). We are basketball buddies.
- Israelcube - I provided safe haven for many Jews during World War II. It recently gib me aid during Typhoon Yolanda and some new shiny equipment to fight dim-sum (we gib thankings to you!). Nice TAR-21, gib me Iron Dome technology! You were invaded and genocided, but thriving today as a politically influential defender against your antagonists. Truly, an unique oddity in my eyes. But don't be mean to Palestineball pls!
- Italyball - I lovings its cars, pizza, and chocolate. It gib me AW109 combat helicopter to fight Maute-Abu Sayyaf bastards and AW-159 Anti-sub helis to fight Hopia's cheap subs! Gib A129 Mangusta! Also lovings of spaghetti. I'm glad you like Jollibee! Im sorry but this is our own spaghetti! Hope yuo like it!
- Japanball - Twin Sibling. (Because we both suffer floods and earthquakes also near Pacific Ocean) Thankings for signing loan for new railway and defense pact! It gives me cool things and a lot of mangas to read and
hentaianime to watch. I like yuor vtubers, theyre of kawaii (or whatever yuo call it) and my people can flood their live chat if they mention me! (sorry about that). I can into otaku country! Also, thank you for donating us some good Coast Guard ships! Help me to get into G20. Just like Hungaryball, it did not criticize my drug war. Thank yuo!
- Jordanball - Thank you for donating 2 choppers and some armored vehicles for my armed forces. Also we can into destroying ISISball together.
- Kuwaitball - We both hate drug addicts and you are the first country in the Arab world to allow me to open my famous Jollibee. And yes, thank you for taking my immigrants!
But please stop attacking my workers!
- Kingdom of Tondoball - My biological parent. YUO IS OP BEST! I will never forget your legacy!
I'm scared cuz I heard u will come and attack so please don't
- Laosball - We have good relations and we visit each others clay a lot, but it is a commie.
Its name was funny though.
- Malaysiaball - Basketball Rivals. Although I recognize Sabah as yours (But my child doesn't), I share a fierce basketball rivalry with yuo. Our Culture is similar as we are ASEAN Siblings.
- Micronesiaball - fellow Spanish East Indies island! Of also not callings Asian.
- Moroccoball - I promise that I will not confuse you with free land that my Moros will live in. It is a major non-NATO ally. Ivana and Mona Alawi's are both half-Moroccan.
- NATOball - I support it against dumb prick plus I am a major non-NATO ally. We both like Kosovoball.
- New Zealandball - fellow APEC member Ardern met Duterte during the ASEANball summit when it (Ardern) was a guest. We have good relations. Stop callings of my barongs scratchy, okay?
- North Kalimantanball - Sabahball Neutral Friend and I always looking at yuo and
plan to steal yuo like Sabahball.
- Northern Mariana Islandsball - Also another Spanish East Indies island. Adopted by USAball after the war.
- Norwayball - Another good friend from Scandinavia, sorry that my president called you Norwegia. It cannot into EUball so it is okay for me. I trust it a lot.
- Palauball - Another Spanish East Indies island. Adopted by USAball as well after World War II. Can into independence since 1994. I sadly had to close my embassies in Palau which made my child cry. Does not into callings op Asian. (despite the fact that there are Japanese speakers in Angaur.)
Palawan is better.Is cute! It is also my best friend. It can into Filipino language. Thank you for not recognizing this bully.
- Papua New Guineaball- Fellow APEC member, fishing buddies and adopted cousins via Anglosphere. It is helping him into ASEAN. Scared of it at all times for I heard it is into cannibalism.
- Paraguayball - It is one of my friends in the American continent. It hates Netherlandsball and Uruguayball but I do not know if it hates drugs. We both hate BRICSbrick. Thank you for not recognizing this bully. One more thing: we both can into chocolate.
- Peruball - It is one of my friends to Spainball. Duterte attended the APEC Economic Leaders' Meeting in Lima on November 19–20, 2016, which was hosted by his president.
- Polandball - Same history during WW2, It's commie back then but we're okay and also the one provides helicopters to my Air Force (But two of them crashed!). Thank you so very much for Jan Pawel in 1981 and 1995! He is op best pope, we always bless for his soul. Also, Happy 100th Independence Day! Many Poles visit my clay too.
- Portugalball - Relative, I am close cousins with its child.
- Puerto Ricoball - A sibling figure, he is one of my friends to Spainball. I like Despacito so much. Despacito! We have a Common enemy
- Romaniaball - My friend, we had good relations since Ceauşescu visited us during Martial Law.
- Russiaball - June 12 is a special day for both of us! It is op my Independence Day and for them, it is op Russia Day. At first America does not approve of our friendship. It and America are starting to get along though. Since 2018, I officially abstained the recognition of Crimea.
- San Marinoball - Sure. I will give you OFWs, you're good. Yuo're as good as Italy.
- South Koreaball - South Korea, while being a first world country is horribly inept at English
better than Japan, and they hate their own educational system. Since language classes are cheaper here, they come here to study English. They love to sell Samsung, watch Koreanovelas, Listen to Kpop music, play LoL and anything else. Also like and sometimes use their alphabet, fake Korea is the worst let's remove it! Also one of my child is now part of your new girl group.
- Soviet Unionball - Even though I hate communism, we became better when Ferdinand Marcos and his wife visited it in 1976.
- Spratlyball - Child. Please stop being friends with this bully.
- Swedenball - A good third friend from Scandinavia. The inventor of börk. It has long been my development partner. It is also Thailandball's husband. I wonder why Chileball, Franceball, Indiaball, Italyball, Moroccoball, Polandball, and Russiaball hate it. And thanks to you for PewDiePie and this song is to almost blown my speakers in my clay.
- Thailandball - We are both founding members of ASEANball. I am also its English teacher. Hosted a wonderful Miss Universe 2018 competition, SO PROUD of my Queen Catriona! Still, its college girls are op very pretty (but may who? is da best movie).
Stop calling me "Land of COVID" please.And this song is so SAVAGE!!!!
- Tunisiaball - It is a good African friend, tourism rival, and, just like Moroccoball, a major non-NATO ally. I heard that Star Wars was filmed in its clay.
- UAEball - It can into many OFWs. Thank you for sheltering one of my best photographers! And I have a movie in your clay.
- UKball - My adoptive grandparent. Breifly occupied my land, it is also the adoptive parent of my neighbours such as Malaysiaball, Tringapore, Myanmarball, and Hong Kongball. UK often tells me about the once great British Empire which influences Phil into conquer the world by OFWs. I heard it left EUball, so it's not affected by my cursing. (it doesn't, let op Argentinaball worry about it because it want into Europe anyway) But I opened a Jollibee in Londonball as a "thank you" gift.
- Ukraineball - Relations improved when I abstained from recognizing Crimeaball in 2018, even though it hates Duterte. Just like my African friends, it is absent during this event. Honestly, I do not see any problem of being a friend of it compared to my rivals. And I will praying you to gain safety against invasion.
- Vaticanball - Sorry if I cursed you for traffic problems, and thank you to visit Pope Francis in my clay due to typhoon yolanda. We both don't like divorce. <3
Even my non-Catholic population loves you!
- Vietnamball - fellow APEC, ASEANball member and my only communist ally against that cat-eating Tsina! I love the fact that Viet defeated the USAball (By itself, somehow.) However, it had a multiple-personality disorder. After the endless bombs of napalm by USAball, it managed to cure himself from it, but it led to its economy being stagnant... but after political reforms, it managed to get out of it! And now we're friends. And thanks to blowing my ears after my fellow Filipino tiktokers swaying while playing this song.
- USAball - Adoptive Parent and Former colonizer. We have a complicated relationship. Thanks for giving me independence BUT NEVER FORGET BATTLE OF BALANGIGA!!! I heard you have a strange situation with Mexico, like Canada. Also some of my Filipino people, including Michael Sali likes your YouTube channels like, MrBeast, TheOdd1sOut, Jaiden Animations, Markiplier, Smosh, etc. Yuo op still a nice parent.
- Californiaball - Battle For Dream Island is amazing! Also, my filipino people traveled yuo! :D
- Kosovoball - Although I don't recognize it but I like you and also I love Dua Lipa and Bebe Rexha because it is also my foster cousin and a major non-NATO ally. Maybe I can into recognizing it one day.
- Albaniaball - am not recognize Kosovoball yet but It still fine to me. He hates Armenia, but I like yuor song!
- Netherlandsball - Even though I hate drugs and one of your towns who stole my name, you're still the member of NATOball, Oh, and your place was so beautiful some of my people were vacation in there because of your economy and tourist spots, including the vlogger from Cinema 1! Mabuhay! Thanks for the donations!
- Pakistanball - Supporter and best friend of my ex-enemy, Dim Sum. Stands with that Tsina in the South China Sea dispute. It also has terrorists in its land! I hope Indiaball will take care of it.
- Palestineball - WHY THE HELL DO YOU SUPPORT CHINABALL IN THE SOUTH CHINA SEA DISPUTE?! I recognize your independence BUT THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?! Sigh... It's fine just don't get into trouble again yuo little rascal. Dawn Zulueta is of Palestinian descent.
- Somaliaball - Many countries hate it because it is a terrorist but we both hate Djiboutiball and North Koreaball. But it is anarchy, control your government please. But this movie will never forget, my fellow Filipino sailors are they now know how to make some countermeasures.
- South Koreaball (sometimes) - As much as my people love your culture, your people can sometimes go aggressive and discriminate my people despite loving you. I know some of my people are toxic but bruh, stop your toxicity please. Not all my people are poor!!
- South Vietnamball - WHY YOU SEIZE SOUTHWEST CAY!? IS OP FILIPINO TERRITORY! YOU LITTLE INGRATE! I GAVE YOU ALL THE AID DURING YOUR FIGHT AGAINST YOUR COMMUNIST SIBLING AND THIS IS HOW YOU PAY ME!? NORTH VIETNAM BEST VIETNAM! Also, RIP Vietnam...
I'm sorry I was one of the cause of your death.
- Spainball - I hate my parent for good reasons. If you considered civilizing as replacing my perfect alphabet with the incapable Latin alphabet that is absolutely never designed with or capable with an Austronesian language, then I will treat you as every invader that occupied my land for "civilization", "religion", "colonization", and "empire". Now I become an Indolent/Lazy society with the Hispanic Countries. Being Pearl of the Orient would be fun again and playing politics as you watch and rot in your own demise will be fun. If you think damaging my identity will stroke your ego, too bad since I already created a FAR SUPERIOR AND MORE FILIPINO IDENTITY. (I still like my version of your version op Latin.) But we both hate South Africaball.
- Sri Lankaball - Although It may be a Pirate of the Arabian sea, At least your Leader visited me recently. Also last July 2018 we got warships together from dimsum.
- Taiwanball - Generally, we both hate PR China. We could've been allies and we both support LGBT+, but I JUST HATE HOW MY PEOPLE JUST GET CARELESS TO YOUR PEOPLE! Like that incident including our Coast Guards, and your fishermen! Apologies for that but it wasn't their fault but your fishermen is because they trespassed, Taiwan. I really wish that we could be friends, but it seems that our people cannot get along with each other,but you are one op pro-Filipino tho. I like you, even more, when you legalise gay marriage. GIB BUBBLE TEA!!!
Mix bubble pearls with fries.
- Balticballs - They hate Duterte because it is being friends with Russia and China. Plus, Estonia you can into Nordic and for sure but you hate Armenia. Lithuania, we both love basketball but it op hates me for being friends with Myanmar. And Latvia, we both like potatoes.
- Turkeyball - Many OFW was op working here in yuor clay. but I know yuo hate Armenia, at least yuor food is op great. And don't make some ice cream tricks on me... I'm just want buy and eat yuor ice cream.
- North Koreaball - Don't threaten everyone with yuor nukes! Yuo should be kicked out of NAM and G77! but It improved relationships with South Korea and USA. It wants to have close diplomatic ties with me.
- Myanmarball - It still like Duterte, but you of op turning into military dictatorship? but still, why Estonia, Lithuania, Saudi Arabia and imperialists still hates him? WHY YUO PUNISH SOME OF MY OFWS IN YUOR COUNTRY? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YUOR PEOPLE YUO MOTHERF*CKER.
- Rodrigo "Rody" Duterte - He is a fine president and he hates drugs, but WHY DID YUO SIDE WITH THIS COMMIE?! NO WONDER MANY OF MY PEOPLE IN MY CLAY HATE YOU! But thank you for helping to finish my infrastructure and clean up Manila Bay.
- Manny "Pacman" Pacquiao (in sports) - Eh, you made us proud when you fought against Matthysse in 2018! But we're not sure what the hell is going on with your political counterpart tho.. (See §#Enemies/Mga Kalaban below...)
This article includes controversial themes within it!
- DEMONIC HAPONES - BURN IN HELL! REMEMBER BATAAN DEATH MARCH! REMEMBER RAPE OF MANILA! REMOVE BANZAI SUSHI! REMOVE TENTACLES, RAPE AND NTR! REMOVE COMFORT LADIES AND MARKOVAS (Comfort gays)! My child now has alien eyes and can't sleep because of yuo! But I thank you for carelessly leaving your gold here - at the time when AMERICA dominated you and turned you into that usable
weaklingbusiness partner. You call me, Asian. Fool, you are the same as paella
- Dumb prick - Enemy of the west! REMOVE! It has these two bitches.
- Djiboutiball and Sint Maartenball - Flag stealers! REMOVE YOU SINT MAARTEN! YOU STOLED MY WAR MODE FLAG AND YUOR CAPITAL STOLE MY NAME! DIJIBOUTI, YOU STOLED MY STYLE OF MY FLAG AND REPLACED THE SUN WITH THE STARS!! EVEN THE COLORS ARE DIFFERENT, YOU STILL STOLED MY FLAG!
Or Comeback Into Philippinestangle
- Drug users - REMOVE DRUGS! Sloveniaball WILL NOT BE HAPPY! I will reunify with Indonesia, Kuwait, and other drug removers to destroy these shabu and marijuana fools! But they are relatives under my Nanay Espanya and UKball.
- Vanuatuball - Leave my sibling alone! Remove Lap-Lap!
- West Papuaball - sino ka uli?
- ISISball - Why yuo attack me?! Yuo spit on my face by throwing my flag away and replace it with yours?!! WTF?!! REMOVE MAUTE and ABU SAYYAF! I wish yuo op gone!!! NOW YUO ATTACK MY CHILD CAPITAL: MARAWI, TWO MONTHS MARTIAL LAW AND EXTENDED UNTIL END OF 2017!! AND YUO JUST RECENTLY ATTACKED MADRE! I WILL HAVE YOU HEAD!!! HAHAHAHA! Look at yuo now, Yuo and your Maute and Abu Sayyaf minions are slowly dying because of my troops thanks to my Planes and APC's. Just few more days and my troops will get yuo now so that yuo can BURN IN HELL!
- Luxembourgball - Why did you legalize drugs, BAKIT!? I WILL REMOVE THAT FROM YUO!
Saudi Arabiaball - Why u ban flights? My people now stranded.
- South Africaball - Just because you are runner up in Miss Universe 2018 doesn't mean you never had a chance to win?! you are member of the Dumb Brick Club. But Mandela visited my clay.
- Venezuelaball - Seryoso? You hate me just because I improved relationships with USAball and I won Miss Universe 2018?! I hate you and I like Colombiaball. Also, please stop recognizing Cataloniaball and you deserved to shut up. But we are both good at beauty pageants.
- Azerbaijanball - LISTEN HERE, STOP BULLYING ARMENIA AND ALSO ARTSAKH IS ARMENIAN CLAY!!!
But we can into friends.
- Ferdinand "Ferdie" Marcos Sr (Liberal Party's POV) - YUO GAGO, I COULD HAVE INTO VERY RICH COUNTRY BUT YUO OF STOLE MY MONEY AND MADE ME POOR! YOU EVEN DECLARED MARTIAL LAW SAYING THAT TERRORISTS BLEW UP RANDOM VILLAGES BUT IT WAS YUO DOING IT FOR AN EXCUSE TO HAB POWER! 1972-1981 WORST YEARS OF MY LIFE, AND STOP TRYING TO MAKE YOURSELVES THE GOOD GUYS BY REVISIONING MY BRUTAL PAST!! HOPE YUO BURN IN HELL YUO THEIF! 1986 Best year of my life! I HOPE YUOR HAPPY AND PROUD TO YOUR SON TO WIN HIS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!
- Manny "Pacman" Pacquiao (in politics, since 2016) - ANONG ISIP NG IMPYERNO ANG NANGYAYARI SAYO!?! You just commented homophobic stuff during the 2016 general elections as senator! You were even friends with David Bautista back then and then you made him disappointed after he heard your shit towards the LGBTQ community. WALANG HIYA KA!
Or Always Comeback..
- Still largest numbers of christians in Asia
- Divorce is only illegal in it's clay
- McDonalds? (Called McDo by most of Filipinos) Nah, McDo still not number 1 in the Philippines and it was Jollibee as they known for it's food (Such as Chickenjoy and Burger Steak)
- Singing "My Way" song at public were became subject of taboo after series of murders as singing it
- There's people from other countries were stayed in clay
|Members||Indonesiaball • Malaysiaball • Philippinesball • Tringapore • Thailandball • Bruneiball • Vietnamball • Laosball • Myanmarball • Cambodiaball|
|Observers||Papua New Guineaball • East Timorball|
- Abortion law#Illegal with no exceptions
- David Bautista and Manny Pacquiao share the same burning heart tattoo as a symbol of their friendship until in 2016 when Manny Pacquiao commented homophobic stuff during his run for senator in the 2016 elections, David Bautista strains his relationship with the boxer-turned-senator because the issue is that Bautista is an LGBTQ supporter and his mother is lesbian, hence why the Pacquiao team logo is covered.