Cornwallball

Cornwallball : Kernowpel (Kernowpellenn)
↓   1889 - Present
I have no corn. Also in my country walls aren’t made of corns!
General information
Government	Monarchy Council
Personality	Friendly, enthusiastic and full of heritage pride.
Language	Cornish English
Capital	Truroball
Affiliation	Englandball, UKball
Relations and opinions
Friends	Scotlandball Brittanyball Irelandball Walesball Englandball (sometimes) Gaulball
Enemies	Englandball (sometimes)
Likes	Pasties, Jam, Clotted Cream, His Language, The Goodies episode "Bunfight at the OK-Tearooms", tin mining, Aphex Twin, EU money.
Dislikes	Being part of England, grockles, being called "corn"
Historical information
Preceded by	Dumnoniaball
Is of importants
Can into space?	Sent pasty into space, beginning of colonisation project.
Börk	Jam Jam, Ooh arr, pasty pasty
Food	Pasties, saffron cakes, cream tea.
Status
Currently found a floating boat.

Cornwallball is a wall made of with corn Celtic countyball on the south-west coast of  Englandball (in the  UKball).  

He is considered by some (mostly his residents) an official countryball. This would make him a countryball within Englandball and controlled by it as well as UKball just as Englandball is with UKball. He would still be considered as a duchyball as well, due to the way he is controlled by Englandball though. However, he cannot into monies like other countyballs, as the pig Londonball takes all the monies due to nobody moving elsewhere.  He has his own language, but he barely ever uses it, and even he seems to have forgotten it.

History

In the mists of time, Gaulball found a good spot to fish.

Gaulball argued with his cousin, Walesball, over the fishing spot and separated from them after the Battle of Deorham.

Kingdom of Wessexball heard of this fishing spot and tried to steal it. When Gaulball wasn't fishing it found some tin in its clay and started to mine. Gaulball then became Cornwallball. Duchy of Saxonyball arrived in 838, and Cornwallball and his friend Denmarkball lost the fight. Saxonball took over the fishing spot. Cornwallball's brother, Duchy of Brittanyball joined Normandyball in 1066 and chased Duchy of Saxonyball away. Years later Englandball wanted Cornwallball to speak a proper language and forced a book of prayer on it. Since then Cornwallball has gone back to the quiet life of fishing.

On 23 June 2016, Cornwall voted to leave the EUball, yet still wants to keep the funding.

Culture and Pastimes

Cornwallball likes naming things with Zs, for instance – from the far west, Penzance ("holy headland"), Nanjizal ("low valley"), and Zennor (from St Senara). ZZZZZZZ! Cornwallball has an evil streak under its civilized exterior. He used to enjoy collecting anything the sea brought forth and claims the rights of salvage. When the sea was not co-operating, Cornwallball would switch off its lighthouses heh heh. Cornwallball's secret economy includes contraband from smuggling.

Cornwallball enjoys pirating in the Caribbean.

When Cornwallball is not smuggling or pirating, it is busy digging deep holes to mine tin or hide contraband

He enjoys making and eating pasties and pies.

Cuisine

• Pasties and Pies

Character

• Friendly but devious
• Tax avoider

Relationships

Friends

• Isles of Scillyball - daughter who enjoys "wrecking" ships
• Brittanyball - twin brother with weird accent
• Walesball - Brother, BUT WHY DID YOU BECOME A COUNTRY AND NOT ME??
• Isle of Manball - Cousin
• Irelandball - Cousin
• Scotlandball - Cousin
• Yooperball - He's a big fan of my pasties!

Frenemies

• Englandball - Stop telling us what to do! Ok we kind of like you, BUT GIVE US SOME AUTONMY!

Gallery

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  Map of UK counties (Credit to LavaMeteor)

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  I know this is rather CORNy. Yet is is aMAIZEing