Shqipball thë Rëpublic of Albaniaball, is an countryball locatëd in thë Balkan Pëninsula in Southërn Europë. It is locatëd right north of Grëëcëball, south of Montënëgroball, wëst of North Macëdonia and Sërbiaball depënding on who you ask. The countryball is dividëd into 12 countyballs, along with thë capital Tiranaball, giving it a total arëa of 28 748 squarë kilomëtërs, making it thë 140th largëst countryball in thë world. As of 2018, it maintains a population of about 2.870 million inhabitants in its clay.
Due to being in Europe and having an extremë distrust for Russiaball for what Soviët Unionball did, Albaniaball can into NATOball, but cannot into Europëan Unionball due to the ongoing conflict with Kosovoball and Sërbiaball. It is also in UNball like almost evëry other nation in thë world.
Albaniaball is oftën sëën as onë of the most socially awkward countryballs in the world. It usëd to bë alliëd with Soviet Unionball, but aftër the Sino-Soviet split, it sidëd with Chinaball who soon brokë up with it latër, and for a whilë, it had basically no alliës. Today it is trying to bë morë social and opën to other countryballs, but still has to dëal with things likë Kosovoball and Sërbiaball.
Its national day is Novembër 28th and its Zodiac sign is Shigjetari (Sagittarius).
It never recorded its history because it was illiterate until it came into contact with Ancient Greeceball whose alphabet it adopted and whose armor it used and ”modified“. Its first official appearance was in the 4th century B.C. and the strongest tribe (Dardania) was often at war with Macedonball and the Dalmatians were Pirates who often Pillaged the Italian Peninsula.
In 229 BC, Romeball wanted to stop the piracy done by the Illyrians and declared war on them to do so. Illyriaball was defeated and made into a province inside of Roman Empireball. Illyriaball was overrun by Slavic invaders in the 6th century and pushed into Epirus Nova/Arbëria.
Illyriaball still managed to stay with Byzantineball. The Illyrian tribes mixed with one another and thus formed what we now know as modern-day Albaniaball.
First Albanian state
After those events, Albaniaball was a Principality from 1190-1204 depending on Byzantineball and was called the Principality of Arbanonball (Albanian: Arberia). Its founding was by the Progon family (members: Progon, Gjin, and Dhimitri) and they were vassals of Byzantine Empireball. But then, Byzantineball came and abolished its autonomy for 17 years (1255-1272).
Then, in 1272, Kingdom of Sicilyball decided to attack Byzantineball and take the Principality of Arbanonball from its clay. Serbian Empireball in 1296 came and took Albaniaball to be a part of its empire. It lasted till 1304. In 1304, Kingdom of Sicilyball did a comeback and attacks Serbian Empireball by taking Durrësball from 1304-1332.
But then, Medieval Kingdom of Albaniaball was born as a puppet of the Kingdom of Naplesball. Then, in 1335, several Albanian principalities declared independence, including the Despotate of Artaball lead by the Albanian noble family Bue Shpata.
Albania's kebab removal
The principalities lasted until 1385-1386 until Ottoman Empireball Invaded Principality of Arbanonball, leaving Despotate of Artaball untouched. In 1386-1392, Albaniaball freed itself (1386-1387 South Albania; 1387-1389 North Albania; 1389-1392 whole Albaniaball). It lasted again, in 1414-1416 when Ottomanball set the attack again in South of Albaniaball, but still, Albaniaball defended itself.
This was its first kebab removal of its, before Skanderbeg (its second founding father). In 1417, Despotate of Artaball was abolished forever, by Ottomanball who also managed to take Central Albaniaball, and a year later, Albaniaball finally fell. Then, Albaniaball uprose in 1432-1433 with its leader, Gjergj Arianiti, and wins the freedom. This didn't last long. The Ottoman Empireball came back and in 1433-1443 Albania was once again under the rule of Ottoman Empireball.
Kebabization and Occupation
Albaniaball suffered 500 years of kebab pressure but it, even under Ottomanball rule, never kept the peace and always did revelations on asking for independence. Ottomanball, as they properly defeated all Balkan countries, decided to kebab them. Albaniaball and Ottoman Bosniaball were the victims of Islamization, as Ottoman Empireball hated Catholic Balkans so much.
The kebabisation began from 1506-1670. In 1670-1826 Ottomans divided Albaniaball in 2-3 Eyalets (provinces). In the beginnings of the 19th century, there were Albanian pashas commanding Albanian eyalets. The Ottomans had a fear that they would rebel and declare themselves independent. The last Pasha, named Ali Tepelena was killed in 1826 by Sultans' servants. This was the end of Albanian pashas. In 1864-1912, Albaniaball was split into 4 eyalets (Manastir, Kosovo, Scutari, and Yanina eyalets).
Independence and afterwards
1912, was the year of the beginning of the Balkan Wars. Serbs, Montenegrins, Greeks, and Bulgarians declared war on Ottoman Empireball. This pushed Albaniaball to declare independence. Ottoman Empireball agreed since it was under attack from the 4 Orthodox morons.
In 1913, Albaniaball was recognized by everyone, and Austria-Hungaryball and the Central Powers Alliance showed sympathy to Albaniaball. And, with the plans of clay, Austria-Hungaryball, apart from the other Superpowers, wanted Albaniaball to have its real borders. But then Entente made their final plan and put the different borders (which are now the present borders of Albaniaball). Poor Albaniaball was oppressed unfairly in the North and South.
In the North, Serbo- Montenegrins were killing Albanian civilians only to populate with their greedy population. In the South, the Greeks cheered the Epirots to declare independence, but they were unrecognized. In 1914, Albaniaball becomes a principality under Prince Wied I. As World War I was about to begin, Prince Wied fled away from Albaniaball because of Albaniaball's civil war between Prince Wied's supporters and Pro Kebabs with Haxhi Qamil on the lead.
Albania after WWI
1918-1919 - The Entente as punished the Central Powers, decided to make Albaniaball a region of Italyball, Serb- Montenegrin killers take North and Greeceball take South. Fortunately, President Woodrow Wilson saves Albaniaball by telling to the Entente leaders that all small countries deserve to be free.
In 1920, Albaniaball switched its capital (because Durrësball was being a pro- Italian) and moved it to Tiranaball. Between 1920 and 1925, Albaniaball becomes a principality under King Zog I. In the Revolution of 1924, Fan Noli tried to make Albaniaball more European, but failed and went to USAball.
Albanian Kingdomball and its Annexation
Albania becomes a kingdom under King Zog I. Zog I decided to do an alliance with Italy. And so, the country gets a heavy influence from Italy. Then, Galeaco Ciano met Zog and offered that Albania will be a puppet state under the protectorate of Italy. Zog refused, until Mussolini gave an ultimatum, that if Albania doesn't accept the offer it will suffer consequences. Still, Zog refused. And, then on 7 April 1939 Albania was attacked by Italy and got annexed on 11 April. Then a delegation of fascists took the Albanian crown and gave it to Victor Emmanuel III, The King of Italy.
Albania the Commie and the failed De-Islamization
As Commies came to power, the first thing they did was: Remove the last part of their rivals by killing, persecuting, imprisoning them, and banning Islam. Between 1945 and 1948 Albania was allied with Yugoslavia. Yugoslavia in its agenda had its plan to annex Albania and be the 7th Yugo republic. But, the Soviet Union interfered and told Albania the truth about Yugoslavia.
Then, Albania had a friendship with the Soviets and became a member of the Warsaw Pact in 1955. But, when the Soviet Union was led by Nikita Khrushchev, Albania saw that this Soviet Union was too revisionist and not so Stalinist anymore. As Hungary got attacked by the revisionist Soviet Union, Albania made it clear that it will be no longer in that union. In 1967, it became an atheist. As Albania left the Soviet Union, it made a friendship with China. Both had a ridiculous time since Mao wasn't interested in Stalinism anymore.
In the 70's they had a cold friendship because China did deals with the USA (the capitalist pig) and accepted them. In 1976 after Mao's death, the friendship was too cold until 2 years later, they split. Then, Albania was the most isolated country in the world. After Hoxha's death, Albania was one of the poorest, most isolated countries in the world. People couldn't stay long as they filled a ship of emigrants (they were emigrants) and head to Italy.
At the end of the '80s Albanian students protested and wanted democracy, as in 1990 the statue of Enver Hoxha was pulled down. Through the commie times, many great Bunkers were built. In the end, Communist Albania was nothing but the Balkan/Communist counterpart of the Mongol Empire while Enver Hoxha was the Genghis Khan.
Albania is a Republic country
In 1992 Albania becomes a Republic. In the first years of the Republic, Albania faces a difficult time with money and stuff. In 1997 Albania gets a civil war a clash between Socialists and Democrats. On 2 April 2009 it became a part of NATO along with Croatia. And in December 2010 Albania removes the visas. In 2014, Albania became an EU candidate state and in October 2019 after many delays get rejected again by Franceball
In November 2019, Albania got hit by a massive earthquake of over 6,4 magnitude which the Europeans didn't see coming. It hit many counties in Albania; 14 people died and over 600 people were injured.
Flag Colors/Ngjyrat e flamurit
|Albanian Red||228, 30, 32||C0-M87-Y86-K11||#E41E20|
|Black||0, 0, 0||C1-M92-Y96-K0||#000000|
Friends / Shoket
- AMAZING PERSON - It help me a lot!! YOU ARE AN AMAZING PERSON!! THANKS FOR YOUR HELP!! REMOVE SERBIA!
- Canadaball - It's also my best friend EVER!! Thanks, EH!
- Aromaniansball - A good minority that also lives in my clay.
- Bosniaball - It's my far distant cousin from Illyriaball, also a very good friend, though it is Slavic and RECOGNISE KOSOVO! We both Suffered from that Smelly Serb. He wants you to help it.
But my burek more better!
- Best Slavic Friend- A good friend I am pleased to recognize this Slav as my Illyrian cousin. Even though it is Slavic, I like it. It can make peace with Serbia too, which I can! No more wars! I'm happy to meet you and say Hvala Vam!
- Bulgaria - A Good member of NATO. Now to recognize Kosovo. Like me, it doesn't like North Macedoniaball and thinks it's a fake country. Even though it is a friend of Serbiaball but I tolerate it. The best person to talk to about Yogurt! We even have good relations today.
- Dua Lipa - I love you.
- East Timorball - This guy also hates Serbiaball and it also recognizes Kosovoball.
- Estonia Latviaball & Lithuania - We all hate Serbia, Myanmar and Iran.
- Kurwa Siblings - Happy 100th anniversary. Best friends forever!
- Costa Ricaball - You are the first one to recognize Kosovoball and hates Serbiaball.
- Franceball - I'm friendly with its since it supports me in NATO. BUT YOU HILARIOUSLY RUINED OUR FOOTBALL MATCH!! XD
- Hungaryball - Same thing I said to Austriaball. My first king (Ahmet Zog) also married a noble Hungarian woman (Geraldine). Also, Vojvodinaball is Hungarian.
- Izraeli - It is a friend of mine because I helped its people in World War 2, let them be safe from the filthy Nazis, and left Kosovar Albanians staying in its clay from the Kosovo war.
- Italyball - Best friend!! It and I are good friends, and it is my main salesman. I like it a lot, but I never forget 1939!! But you can remember Vlora War tho (^ ω ^). Also, it has some people called ''Arbërëshe'', that usually live in southern parts of it.
- Kosovoball - Maybe something more.... but one day you will have the chance to be free! I miss you so much, but you have been Anschluss'd by Serbiaball, but one day we will unite, don't yuo worry...
- Montenegroball - Small sibling of Serbiaball, but not oppressing Albanians in its clay and recognizing Kosovoball. Welcome to NATO sib. Your people are especially nice to us!
- NATOball - Best savior of 1999! Remove Serbian influence!
- Republic of Florida - My other child speaks in a Slavic accent, but hates the Slavs, but some of its words are different from mine. Don't worry, I'll set you free.
- Russiaball - Yeah it and I can get well, but it needs to help Control Serbia from threatening Kosovo. Why? We can be good friends and watch the Skanderbeg movie you made for me together. At least relations are improving I guess. But remember this. We are opposite sides but I need BOTH OF YOU!
- Saudi Arabiaball and Mongolia - All 3 of us hate Serbiaball.
- Turkeyball - One of my largest investors and trading partners, is the main donor contributing to much infrastructure investment and development that strongly supported Albanian membership in NATO, achieved in 2009. Thank you for being a good friend.
- UAEball - Middle Eastern friend with a nice tower and also hates Serbia.
- Bangladeshball - I don't know anything about its but one of its cities hates me.
- Chinaball - First off you betrayed me by letting Nixon into your country in 1972 despite me recognizing you, and second you barely even speak to me and third: YOU'RE A SERBIAN SUPPORTER! But we're cool today because most of my products are made in China! So I can't hate you! We still have economic and important strategic relations! Even though I resent you with Serbia. But we're neutral.
- Greeceball - It is being an ancient countryball in the Balkans and I liking its food. And we can hate that Smelly Turk too. It's also helping me to get into EUball... But why do you support Serbiaball and not recognize Kosovoball and hate me?? Just because of the religion? AND STOP OPPRESSING CHAMS! EPIRUS (North and South) IS MINE STOP CLAIMING INTO IT! But plox don't cut economic ties, I get many monies from yuo...
- Indonesiaball - Most of my people says that you are the most populated Muslim country but why yuo support Serbiaball and not recognize Kosovoball?
- Philippinesball - It doesn't recognize Kosovo as well, but it is still fine.
- Romaniaball - Stop supporting Serbiaball. But we are both Gypsy removers.
- Serbiaball - Our history is so terrible because we both suffered Communist Breakdown that I try to make peace and be cool with the Serbians! HOWEVER, it's very racist towards Albanians. I want to be chill and hang out with it but in REALITY only Vucic and Rama get along... Well thanks for not destroying Kosovo and even defending it from Ottoman Empire, but I will remember you as the guy who tried to take political influence over it.
- Sloveniaball - Any friend of Serbiaball is my enemy. It thinks I'm rude to Slavs. But at least it is of supporting me on the Kosovoball's case (Because it understand how it's like under Mean Bully despite being friends with it).
- Somali - Damn sib, just because we're Muslim doesn't mean that you must hijack ships.
- Ukraineball - You know, I tried to sympathize with this guy. We're under Communist rule which I NEVER FORGET! But why did you help that fake country with my sibling and not me? And why do you not recognize my other sibling? I help yuo with Crimea and insist Russiaball did a crime. I Will never understand this guy, of honest saying that.
- Vietnamball - Wë both dislike Chinaball, but why yuo support it on Kosovo?
- Afghanistanball - TRAITOR HOW DARE YOU BECOME A TERRORIST, YOU FIRST RECOGNIZED KOSOVO AND THEN WITHDREW RECOGNITION, AND NOW YOU ARE MEAN TO BURGER, FUCK YOU, STUPID TERRORIST!
- Armenia - YUO PIECE OF SH*T. KOSOVO IS INDEPENDENT YOU BASTARD. REMOVE DUMB ARMENIA. Artsakhball IS AZERBAIJAN YOU IDIOT LAND STEALER. KOSOVO HAS ALWAYS BEEN MINE AND ONLY OCCUPIED BY SERBIA YUO DUMB SH*T ALSO YOUR STUPID GENOCIDE WILL NEVER HAPPEND BY ME!
- ALBA - LATIN AMERICAN NAME STEALER!
- Algjeria - YOU STOLE MY NAME EXCEPT YOU CHANGED THE MIDDLE THREE LETTERS! AND STOP SUPPORTING SERBIA AND RUSSIA INTO KOSOVO!
- Belarusball - Russian puppet who doesn't recognize my sibling.
- Brazili - GUY WHO THINKS KOSOVO IS A PART OF SERBIA! EVEN YOUR PARENT RECOGNIZES!
- BRICS - KOSOVO IS MINE!
- Bolivia - SERBIAN PUPPET WHO HATES MY SIBLING! NO SEA FOR YUO! Well no since that's why it is Anti-Imperialist.
- EUball - I do not like of you wanting to delay my membership because of so called "Corruption" and "Organized Crime", All EU Countries have corruption, not just me.
- Gays - ABOMINATION! 90% OF MY COUNTRY THINKS YUO ARE NOT HUMAN! REMOVE!
- Gypsyball - It is of shitty countryless people living in the Balkans who only steals thing.
- Icelandball - HAHA! 4-2?! I DEFEAT YOU!
- Indiaball - REMOVE CURRY AND KASHMIR IS OF PAKISTANI! You are friends with Serbia but not Kosovo! >:( At least you hate Chinko Devil.
- Iranball - REMOVE KHOMEINI! It is of friends with Serbia!
- Madagascarball - YOU FREAKING TRAITOR!!! I THOUGHT YOU'RE RECOGNIZING MY SIBLING AND NOW YOU DISRECOGNIZED IT AND BEFRIEND SERBIA?! HOW COULD YOU?!, EVEN BELARUSBALL HATES YOU!!
- Meksika - Why you don't recongize Kosovo?!?!
- Myanmarball - Kebab remover, you deserve to get sanctioned and get taken out by Tatmadaw.
- Netherlandsball - Yuo recognize Kosovo but HOW DARE YOU F***ING VETO MEMBERSHIP!?!? REMOVE WEED!
- North Macedoniaball - Oh Boy, How do we even start with you? Albania has recognized the Republic of Macedonia (RM) as an independent and sovereign country after the RM proclaimed independence, but Albania never officially recognized North Macedonia under its previous constitutional name, though it saw no problem using the constitutional name in bilateral relations. Albanian Ministry of Foreign Affairs stated that Macedonia has "died" with Alexander the Great, not supported neither Athens or Skopje on this issue being assessed as more important the integration of the RM in NATO and EU than context of the name. So I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH YOU!
- OICball - Why won't yuo apply my friend Kosovo to join but me instead.
- Ottoman Empireball - I will never forget That You Had Done for destroying my past and for ruining the Byzantine realm. But thanks for making Albania good.
- Surinami - First one to Withdrew recognition Kosovoball!!
- Sierra Leone - YOU USED TO RECOGNIZED MY SIBLING UNTIL 2020 WHEN YOU JUST WITHDREW RECOGNITION! HOW COULD YOU?!?!
- Solomon Islandsball - Why Did You Withdrew Kosovo Recognition Also Stop harassing me that You are larger than me!!
- Spainball - Why do you hate me? Around 1,000 Albanians live in yuor clay, but you support Serbia and do not recognize Kosovo?
- Syriaball - A puppet of Serbia, REMOVE Assad!
- Taiwanball - It hates me for having it being kicked out of the UN when I was communist. Though it is friends with my sibling so we are OK.
- Tunizia - Oh? This Serbian b*tch who disrecognizes Kosovo and supports Serbia. REMOVE COUCOSUS YOU BETRAYED US! WE WERE MUSLIM SIBLINGS!
- Uganda - You think that I am homosexual loving, dude i hates homosexuals and it recognizes Kosovo as Serbia.
- Ukrainë - HOW DO YOU LIKE WAR IN DONBASS? IS IT NIZE?
- Venezuela - JUAN GUAIDO IS REAL PRESIDENT NOT MADURO!!
- Yugoslaviaball - I'm glad you are dead.
|Modern Countries||Albaniaball • Bosniaball • Bulgariaball • Croatiaball • Greeceball • North Macedoniaball • Montenegroball • Romaniaball • Serbiaball • Sloveniaball • Turkeyball|
|Minorities||Aromaniansball • Pomaksball • Székelysball • Bunjevacsball • Goraniball|
|Historical Countries||Migrants from East (prehistoric Europeans) • Ancient Greeceball ( Ancient Athensball • Spartaball • Macedonball) • Illyriaball • Daciaball • Odrysiaball • SPQRball • Slavsball • Byzantineball • Serbian Empireball • Ottoman Empireball • Italian Empireball • Yugoslaviaball|
|Union for the Mediterraneanball|
|Members||Albaniaball • Algeriaball • Bosnia and Herzegovinaball • Egyptball • Every EU member • Israelcube • Jordanball • Lebanonball • Mauritaniaball • Monacoball • Montenegroball • Moroccoball • Palestineball • Syriaball (Suspended) • Tunisiaball • Turkeyball|
|Founders||USAball • Canadaball • Icelandball • UKball • Franceball • Portugalball • Italyball • Belgiumball • Netherlandsball • Luxembourgball • Denmarkball • Norwayball|
|Joined during the Cold War||Greeceball • Turkeyball • West Germanyball ( Germanyball since October 1990) • Spainball|
|Joined after the Cold War||Polandball • Czechiaball • Hungaryball • Sloveniaball • Slovakiaball • Romaniaball • Bulgariaball • Lithuaniaball • Latviaball • Estoniaball • Croatiaball • Albaniaball • Montenegroball • North Macedoniaball|
|Membership Action Plan||Bosnia and Herzegovinaball|
|Intensified Dialogue||Georgiaball • Ukraineball|
|Individual Partnership Action Plan||Armeniaball • Azerbaijanball • Kazakhbrick • Moldovaball • Serbiaball • Cyprusball • Israelcube|