|“||Диёри арҷманди мо,
Ба бахти мо сари азизи ту баланд бод
|“||Аз хуни сиёвушем, ҳам хуни сиёвушем,
Аз ҷома сапедонем, ҳар ҷома намепушем
Tajikistan, officially the Republic of
Hungaryball Tajikistanball, is a mountainous, landlocked countryball in Central Asia. Often times, some people - including US mistakes Boliviaball or Hungaryball for Tajikistanball, but sometimes it is also mistaken for Kurdistanball for many reasons.
Personality[edit | edit source]
Nothing much is known about Tajikistan because it is small and irrelevant. It is poor but its economy is slowly growing thanks to its BFFs China and Russia. Tajikistan also has relationships with Kurdistan but unlike Kurdistan, it likes kebab.
Because it was once a part of the USSR, it retains parts of Russia's personality.
History[edit | edit source]
Tajikistan was once part of glorious Sogdian Empire and Bactria and was Zoroastrian and Buddhist before the Arabs invaded its clay. It later used to reign the first Iranian Muslim empire as Samanidball. Later on, it was annexed by Afghans/Persians, Mongolballs, and especially Turko-Mongolic empires, which is why it has some Turkish words in its language. Finally, it was conquered by Russian Empireball and worked with it. It later became part of USSRball and now it is independent. Tajikistan was not always that poor, in fact, it used to be one of the richest countries in Asia and the richest in Central Asia.
It has many links with Kurdistanball, one of them being its Kurmanji dialect which includes many Turkish & Persian words. Kurds themselves think they understand better together than with other Kurds. Another thing is also its flag and that they are both Aryan-Iranian siblings and also they're part of glorious Persian/Aryan Empire and some are still Zoroastrian but a majority is still Sunni Muslim. Another reason is that both dislike Kababstan. Also, Kurdistan sees it as the only Sunni friend that never backstabbed it.
Despite all this, there are some things that are different. For example, it does not hate Turkeyball that much, and Tajikistanball also wants to be part of Iranball, and also some Tajiks belong to Ismaili branch of Shia Islam.
Relationships[edit | edit source]
Дустон / دوستان (Friends)[edit | edit source]
- Эрон/ایران - Best sibling ever! I am totally related to it because my flag represents it. But don't hate America plox.
- Русия/روسیه - Great Friend that I support very much.
- Чин/چین - Best trading partner and True China.
- Иёлоти Муттаҳидаи Амрико/ایالات متحده امریکا - Great trading partners.
- Массачусетс/ماساچوست - One of USAball's Child, also i have Boston Univeristy Red.
- Ҷумҳурии Исломии Афғонистон/جمهوری اسلامی افغانستان - Sibling that I support against the terrorists. It sadly died fighting them so I will take in half of its immigrants. Hope you get back soon.
- Қазоқистон/قزاقستان - Another best Turkic ally.
- Туркия/ترکیه - Turkic ally.
- Курдистон/کردستان - Great sibling since we share similar flags.
- Қирғизистон/قرغزستان - Turkic friend. We have been very good relations and it helps me eliminate terrorists and helps my people. We dislike Uzbek nationalists.
- Арманистон/ارمنستان - Friend of Iran and friend of me.
Бетараф / بیطرف (Neutral)[edit | edit source]
- Покистон/پاکستان - Well you're a good guy. But you support that evil terrorist who torments Afghanistanball so its complicated also i have Pakistan Green .
- Туркманистон/ترکمنستان - Isolated sibling that I don't mind so much.
- Украина/اُکرَینَه - Crimea is Russian, but since you don’t want the Soviet Union coming back, I will support yuo.
Душманон / دشمنان (Enemies)[edit | edit source]
- Узбакистон/ازبکستان - GIB BACK SAMARKAND AND BUKHARA YOU NOSEY BASTARD WITH BONE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR BRAIN! MOST OF YOU ARE OF LEGITIMATE TAJIK WHICH IDENTIFIES AS 'UZBEK' JUST TO AVOID TO BE EXPELLED TO MY MODERN-DAY CLAY DURING SOVIET ERA!!!
- ISISball - YOU MAKE ME FEEL BAD YOU FUCKING SALAFI WAHHABI TERRORIST! STOP TRYING TO ANCHLUSS ME!!!
- Иттиҳоди Ҷамоҳири Шӯравӣ/اتحاد جماهیر شوروی - 1991 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE! WORST COMMIE! I HAD TO PRETEND TO LOVE YUO FOR 62 YEARS! YOU WILL NEVER ANSCHLUSS ME FOREVER!
- Арабистони Саудӣ/عربستان سعودی - EVIL WAHHABIST, AND YOUR UGLY BEARD ARE FUCKING TRASH!
- Hungaryball - FLAG STEALER! ALSO IRAN HATES YOU.
- Terrorists - FUCK OFF. ALLAH WILL DESTROY YOU!
- Afghanistanball - YOU JIHADIST WILL NEVER INTRODUCE YOUR BEARDS IN MY COUNTRY AND NEVER TOUCH A SINGLE HAIR ON MY DEAR LEADER! YOU ARE ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR MY SIBLING'S DEATH! I think it will invade me soon.
- Al-Qaedaball - ANOTHER JIHADIST WHO SUPPORTED UNITED TAJIK OPPOSITION REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!
- Taiwanball - GORNO-BADAKHSHAN OF NOT YOURS! ALSO BTW CHINA IS TRUE CHINA NOT YOU! AND YOUR BUBBLE TEA IS SO DISGUSTING! REMOVE BUBBLE TEA!
- BEARDS - OH NONONO! BEARDS ARE FORBIDDEN IN MY SECULAR COUNTRY!
- JOKES - THIS TYPE OF HUMOR IS TRASH AND IS A THREAT TO MY DEAR PRESIDENT!
- PUBLIC BIRTHDAY PARTIES - MY PRESIDENT'S BIRTHDAY WILL BE PUBLIC FOREVER! NOT YOURS!
- Youtubebrick - How dare you post the video with my DEAR PRESIDENT DRUNK! I BLOCKED YOU!
- Faceblock - Same as Youtube.
- Twitterbird - Same as Facebook and YouTube.
Flag Colors[edit | edit source]
Main Colors[edit | edit source]
|Boston University Red||205, 0, 0||C0-M100-Y100-K20||#CD0000|
|White||255, 255, 255||N/A||#FFFFFF|
|Pakistan Green||0, 102, 0||C100-M0-C100-K60||#006600|
Emblem Colors[edit | edit source]
|Golden Poppy||248, 194, 0||C0-M21-Y100-K3||#F8C400|
Gallery[edit | edit source]
||Armeniaball • Azerbaijanball • Belarusball • Kazakhstanbrick • Kyrgyzstanball • Moldovaball • Russiaball • Tajikistanball • Uzbekistanball|
|Former Members||Georgiaball • Ukraineball|
| The Stans |
|Countries||Afghanistanball • Kazakhbrick • Kyrgyzstanball • Pakistanball • Tajikistanball • Turkmenistanball • Uzbekistanball|
|Others||Kurdistanball • Karakalpakstanball • Balochistanball • Gilgit-Baltistanball • Dagestanball • Tatarstanball • Bashkortostanball • Nuristanball • Golestanball • Khuzestanball • Lorestanball • Sistan and Baluchestanball • Rajastanball • Xinjiangball (East Turkestanball)|