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    Диёри арҷманди мо,
    Ба бахти мо сари азизи ту баланд бод
     
    Tajik-icon.png Tajikistanball singing her anthem
    Аз хуни сиёвушем, ҳам хуни сиёвушем,
    Аз ҷома сапедонем, ҳар ҷома намепушем
     
    Tajik-icon.png Tajikistanball

    Tajikistan, officially the Republic of Hungaryball Tajikistanball, is a mountainous, landlocked countryball in Central Asia. Often times, some people - including USA-icon.png US mistakes Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball or Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball for Tajikistanball, but sometimes it is also mistaken for Kurdistan-icon.png Kurdistanball for many reasons.

    Personality[edit | edit source]

    Nothing much is known about Tajikistan because it is small and irrelevant. It is poor but its economy is slowly growing thanks to its BFFs China-icon.png China and Russia-icon.png Russia. Tajikistan also has relationships with Kurdistan but unlike Kurdistan, it likes kebab.

    Because it was once a part of the USSR, it retains parts of Russia's personality.

    History[edit | edit source]

    Tajikistan was once part of glorious Sogdian Empire and Greco-Bactrian Kingdom-icon.png Bactria and was Zoroastrian and Buddhist before the Arabs invaded its clay. It later used to reign the first Iranian Muslim empire as Samanid Empire-icon.png Samanidball. Later on, it was annexed by Ghaznavid Empire-icon.png Afghans/Persians, Qara Khitai-icon.png Mongolballs, and especially Turko-Mongolic empires, which is why it has some Turkish words in its language. Finally, it was conquered by Russian Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball and worked with it. It later became part of Soviet-icon.png USSRball and now it is independent. Tajikistan was not always that poor, in fact, it used to be one of the richest countries in Asia and the richest in Central Asia.

    It has many links with Kurdistan-icon.png Kurdistanball, one of them being its Kurmanji dialect which includes many Turkish & Persian words. Kurds themselves think they understand better together than with other Kurds. Another thing is also its flag and that they are both Aryan-Iranian siblings and also they're part of Iran-icon.png glorious Persian/Aryan Empire and some are still Zoroastrian but a majority is still Sunni Muslim. Another reason is that both dislike Turkmen-icon.png Kababstan. Also, Kurdistan sees it as the only Sunni friend that never backstabbed it.

    Despite all this, there are some things that are different. For example, it does not hate Turkeyball that much, and Tajikistanball also wants to be part of Iranball, and also some Tajiks belong to Ismaili branch of Shia Islam.

    Relationships[edit | edit source]

    Дустон / دوستان (Friends)[edit | edit source]

    Бетараф / بی‌طرف (Neutral)[edit | edit source]

    Душманон / دشمنان (Enemies)[edit | edit source]

    • Uzbek-icon.png Узбакистон/ازبکستان - GIB BACK SAMARKAND AND BUKHARA YOU NOSEY BASTARD WITH BONE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR BRAIN! MOST OF YOU ARE OF LEGITIMATE TAJIK WHICH IDENTIFIES AS 'UZBEK' JUST TO AVOID TO BE EXPELLED TO MY MODERN-DAY CLAY DURING SOVIET ERA!!!
    • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - YOU MAKE ME FEEL BAD YOU FUCKING SALAFI WAHHABI TERRORIST! STOP TRYING TO ANCHLUSS ME!!!
    • Soviet-icon.png Иттиҳоди Ҷамоҳири Шӯравӣ/اتحاد جماهیر شوروی - 1991 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE! WORST COMMIE! I HAD TO PRETEND TO LOVE YUO FOR 62 YEARS! YOU WILL NEVER ANSCHLUSS ME FOREVER!
    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Арабистони Саудӣ/عربستان سعودی - EVIL WAHHABIST, AND YOUR UGLY BEARD ARE FUCKING TRASH!
    • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball - FLAG STEALER! ALSO IRAN HATES YOU.
    • Terrorists - FUCK OFF. ALLAH WILL DESTROY YOU!
    • Taliban-icon.png Afghanistanball - YOU JIHADIST WILL NEVER INTRODUCE YOUR BEARDS IN MY COUNTRY AND NEVER TOUCH A SINGLE HAIR ON MY DEAR LEADER! YOU ARE ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR Islamic Republic of Afghanistan-icon.png MY SIBLING'S DEATH! I think it will invade me soon.
    • Al-Qaeda-icon.png Al-Qaedaball - ANOTHER JIHADIST WHO SUPPORTED UNITED TAJIK OPPOSITION REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - GORNO-BADAKHSHAN OF NOT YOURS! ALSO BTW CHINA IS TRUE CHINA NOT YOU! AND YOUR BUBBLE TEA IS SO DISGUSTING! REMOVE BUBBLE TEA!
    • BEARDS - OH NONONO! BEARDS ARE FORBIDDEN IN MY SECULAR COUNTRY!
    • JOKES - THIS TYPE OF HUMOR IS TRASH AND IS A THREAT TO MY DEAR PRESIDENT!
    • PUBLIC BIRTHDAY PARTIES - MY PRESIDENT'S BIRTHDAY WILL BE PUBLIC FOREVER! NOT YOURS!
    • Youtube-icon.png Youtubebrick - How dare you post the video with my DEAR PRESIDENT DRUNK! I BLOCKED YOU!
    • Facebook-icon.png Faceblock - Same as Youtube.
    • Twitter-icon.png Twitterbird - Same as Facebook and YouTube.

    Flag Colors[edit | edit source]

    Main Colors[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Boston University Red 205, 0, 0 C0-M100-Y100-K20 #CD0000
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
    Pakistan Green 0, 102, 0 C100-M0-C100-K60 #006600

    Emblem Colors[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Golden Poppy 248, 194, 0 C0-M21-Y100-K3 #F8C400

    Gallery[edit | edit source]

    PolandGallery.png
    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, GIFs, and videos of Tajikistanball.

    Click here to see it.


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