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|“||¡No estoy desnudo Ecuador! Yo soy Colombia! Conseguí la independencia de España en 1819. Y tampoco soy España solo porque hablo español.||”|
Colombiaball, officially the Republic of
Cocaine Colombiaball, is a countryball located in north-west South America. Its clay borders Venezuelaball and Brazilball to the East, Ecuadorball and Peruball to the South, and Panamaball to the West. The country is divided into 32 departments, including the capital Bogotáball which acts as it's own separate department, giving it a total area of 440,831 square miles, making its the 25th largest country in the world. As of 2018, it has a population of 49.46 million inhabitants.
Being a Spanish Speaking country in western South America already gives Colombia the advantage to join, OASball, Pacific Allianceball, and UNASURball, as well as being a UN member like almost any other country. It also maintains good relations with USAball with taking care of Venezuelaball, making it a Non-NATO ally.
Colombia is often seen as that one neighbor in Latin America who always tries to be nice and develop, but always gets into conflicts, especially with its sibling Venezuela. It is currently dealing with drug wars, skirmishes, and now a refugee crisis due to the large amounts of Venezuelans fleeing the country. Despite all these problems, it still tries to move forward with developing and defense, which makes it both a middle and regional power in the Americas. Some say it may be an emerging power (Not a potential superpower).
Her national day is July 20th, and its astrological sign is Cancer.
Adios amigos y gracias por ver mi historia. It can into Nobel Peace Prize in 2016.
- Paraguayball - Mejor amigo! I created a treaty that would help its citizens if you cease to exist after being invaded and tortured.
- Brazilball - Cool friend, you help me on fighting against drugs & FARCball. HUE is good. But I'M OF BEST COFFEE PRODUCER!!!!
- Taiwanball - We both have common enemies and I wish I can establish informal relations with yuo.
- Chileball - I LOVE WATCHING ANGELITO DE CANAL 13 ON TV! HE'S SO CUTE! We also both have common enemies.
- Argentinaball- Good friend i likes your tango
- UKball - My good friend, we both like drinking coffee and tea, and also my tea buddies.
¡Arepa de queso gay arepa!Peruball - Cool parcero. In the past we had a brief war, bt now we forgot that. We suffered of guerillas and nowadays we suffer of drug trade. We both can into Pacific Aliance and bilateral cooperation. In 2017 we decided to let Chile out of the World Cup and had a draw in our match. Also you have a lot of colombians living in its clay.
- UAEball - The head of our world peace club so they're important.
- Lebanonball - Helped them by letting Lebanese immigrants enter here! friend in the Middle East, by the way! My cousin's former president is Lebanese.
- Netherlandsball - Smoking buddy.
- Malaysiaball - Southeast asian Version of me just like Indonesiaball with My sister.
- South Koreaball - Saved their ass in the 50s, both op having problem with commie neighbors. (I understand you parce.) But, get away your K-Pop music from me!
- Panamaball - Sibling.
- Spainball - Mi parent, also my madre.
- Kosovoball - Peruball and I recognize you as a legitimate country, unlike my neighbors.
- USAball (Except Texasball) - Helps me against drug lords, and by the way, let's remove Venezuelaball together.
- Philippinesball - They're my adoptive sibling from the other side of the Pacific Ocean. We both hate drug lords but I still remember Miss Universe 2015. At least Ariadna Gutierrez is not a sore loser. We are still good friends thank goodnes your brother is finally friend with me and we both hate Venezuelaball. (And you beat Venezuela in Miss Universe 2018. I am proud of you, sister.) We also share the same red shade.
- Franceball - My good European friend and you can also make the best baguettes.
- El Salvadorball - I play the best music of Aniceto Molina and their people in their clay love the music.
- Armeniaball - I recognize their genocide and also there is a city in my clay that is the same name as yours.
Even though it doesn't shown on the map.
- Uruguayball & Jamaicaball - Smoking buddies!
- Haitiball - Look amigo, I'm sorry about what Duberney Capador did.
- North Koreaball - You are making peace with South Koreaball which is a sign of relief but stop being friends with Venezuelaball plox.
- Saudi Arabiaball - We both hate Italyball because it were are an Axis Power and we both hate Polandball and Boliviaball, BUT STOP PERSECUTING CATHOLICS WHEN THEY'RE INNOCENT!!!
- Indonesiaball - We Used to be enemies but were no longer now, oh yes you hates drugs too I'm sorry for being as an enemy of yuo :( but I recognized yuo too but mostly hates Polandball for stealing your hat.
- Japanball - Forget the football, at least we both have common enemies.
- ISISball - NOBODY LOVES YOU AND STOP TERRORIZING PEOPLE!!!
- FARCball - GET THE FUCK OUT OF AMERICAS YOU STUPID COMMIE!!! ALSO FLAG STEALER!
- Russiaball - Please Stop supporting that evil dictator Maduro.
- AUCball - PARACOS HIJOS DE PUTA!!! YOU KILLED MORE THAN 94,000 COLOMBIAN COMPATRIOTS, IN ADDITION TO HELPING THE DRUG TRAFFICKERS!!!
- Drug traffickers - THEIR MAFIAS ARE RUINING COLOMBIA! REMOVE TRAQUETOS!!
- Pablo Escobar - The worst drug trafficker in the history of Colombia and the world.
- Nicaraguaball - Evil Illuminati commie. BAD! BAD OF YUO! AND GIB SAN ANDRES!!!
- Venezuelaball - Evil Communist Bolivarian Sibling! AREPAS ARE MY CREACIÓN HUEVON! STOP SUPPORTING THOSE FARC TERRORISTAS!!! ONE DAY USA WILL REMOVE YOU SOON YOU STUPID COMMIE BUTTHOLE!!!!!! (You forgot that I'm pretty much helping your people mi hermano.) ALSO REMOVE MADURO AND BOLIVARIANISM FROM THE PREMISES.
- Cubaball - An ally of Venezuela so REMOVE FIDEL CASTRO!!!
- Chinaball - Another Ally of Venezuela and also Fake China! You also destroyed mi hermano's bridge with your stupid ship!
- Boliviaball - My Bolivarist anti-American brother who now hates me and betrayed me
actually I am the one who hates him muajajaja. No sea for yuo!
- Azerbaijanball - LEAVE ARMENIA ALONE YOU PEDAZO ISLAMICO DE MIERDA. Also stop overusing the schwa letter by replacing all E's with it..
- Texasball - Stop stealing my friend's flag.
- George Soros - Hijo de puta!!, stop Complaining about my protester in back month ago!! Even Venezuelaball Hates yuo!!
- Germanyball - Pia Wurtzbach is of German descent! Also, you defeated my cousin in football! I remember 7-1! At least South Koreaball defeated you! Get rekt!
|Members||Argentinaball • Boliviaball • Brazilball • Chileball • Colombiaball • Ecuadorball • Guyanaball • Paraguayball • Peruball • Surinameball • Uruguayball • Venezuelaball|
|Observers||Mexicoball • Panamaball|
| Organization of |
|North America||Canadaball • USAball • Mexicoball|
|Central America||Belizeball • Costa Ricaball • El Salvadorball • Guatemalaball • Hondurasball • Nicaraguaball • Panamaball|
||Antigua and Barbudaball • Bahamasball • Barbadosball • Cubaball • Dominicaball • Dominican Republicball • Grenadaball • Haitiball • Jamaicaball • Saint Luciaball • Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball • Saint Kitts and Nevisball • Trinidad and Tobagoball|
|South America||Argentinaball • Brazilball • Boliviaball • Chileball • Colombiaball • Ecuadorball • Guyanaball • Paraguayball • Peruball • Surinameball • Uruguayball|
|Members to Leave||Venezuelaball|