“ | Ој свијетла мајска зоро/Oj svijetla majska zoro | ” |
“ | Euro neuro, I got no ambition For high position in competition with air condition Different mission, different school I got only one rule, always stay cool like a swimming pool! |
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— Rambo Amadeus
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Soraya and Vaas Montenegroball is a countryball living in Southeastern Europe. It is bordered by Bosnia and Herzegovinaball to the east and northeast, along with a small part of
Croatiaball,
Serbiaball to the west and northwest, along with
Kosovoball (Although some might argue that
Kosovoball is Serbiaball), Albaniaball
to the southeast, and the Mediterranean to the southwest. The countryball is divided into 23 municipalityballs, including the capital
Podgoricaball which acts as a municipalityball as well, giving it a total area of 13,812 square kilometres, making it the smallest
Slavic countryball. As of 2016, it maintains a population of 622,781 inhabitants.
Montenegro's name is often confused by the USA as the "Mount" and later a racist name for 8balls.
History[edit | edit source]
Montenegroball was born as an Illyrian and then a part of
Roman Empireball and then
Ostrogothic Kingdomball until
Byzantineball took it back in the name of the stronk
Roman Empireball. It was once split between
Kingdom of Croatiaball and
Bulgarian Empireball until
Byzantineball retook it again. (
Veniceball also had some tiny clay around Ragusaball).
Ottoman Empireball conquered the clay of Montenegroball, and so was it until 1879 when
Kingdom of Montenegroball was created. It joined
Yugoslaviaball but split for a while in WW2. It become the Social Republic in
Yugoslaviaball After WW2 and the only two which other is Serbia stay in Yugoslavia Dissloved.And help Serbia remove many kebabs.But soon,it economy become shit because the war.And starting hating Serbia.Soon it cut the connection and using it own Money.But sad soon because Serbia trying to remove Kosovo kebab.Triggered whole the world and NATO soon bomb it but not only Serbia it include all Yugoslavia.So Montenegro also hated NATO soon but he try to find nations help him independence.Because Milosevic brought Serbia into a brutal war,and many Serbs hate it soon tried to remove him.That's the OTPOR and Montenegro support it.Soon the Milosevic been overthrowed.
Montenegro thought it can into independence but Internations didn't support it since Milosevic been Removed.So he forced the Yugoslavia become a confedration in 2003.Which is Serbia and Montenegro.
It was given independence in 2006. Fun fact- Montenegroball was at war with Japanball from the Russo-Japanese War until 2006! Montenegroball used to be enemies with
Serbiaball when it gained independence but now they can into likings each other since both hate kebab and now Montenegroball wants to return glorious and strong
Yugoslaviaball!.
Today, just like
Serbiaball, it's a bit more developed. It is likely that it will join
EUball in 2025, along with
Serbiaball.
However, that situation was currently undeniable. It is now in a crisis over its current president, by turning one of its populations into fully Montenegrin and people didn't have freedom of speech in the country. In 2020, it declared war on the Serbian Orthodox Church and this caused civil unrest from the Serbs in Montenegro. Protests sparked from every single corner of
Montenegro. The president ordered all cops to assault their own people for no reason and has thrown tear gas over all schools.
Its economy is currently falling down due to the ongoing crisis. Some theories say that it is going into a full civil war.
Flag Colors[edit | edit source]
Main Colors[edit | edit source]
Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
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Cadmium Red | 228, 1, 11 | C0-M100-Y95-K11 | #E4010B | |
Macaroni and Cheese | 234, 183, 36 | C0-M22-Y85-K8 | #EAB724 |
Emblem Colors[edit | edit source]
Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
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Cadmium Red | 228, 1, 11 | C0-M100-Y95-K11 | #E4010B | |
Macaroni and Cheese | 234, 183, 36 | C0-M22-Y85-K8 | #EAB724 | |
Medium Persian Blue | 0, 92, 150 | C100-M39-Y0-K41 | #005C96 | |
Moss Green | 98, 142, 48 | C32-M0-Y66-K44 | #608E30 | |
Mango Tango | 223, 111, 7 | C0-M50-Y97-K13 | #DF6F07 |
Relationships[edit | edit source]
Friends/Пријатељи[edit | edit source]
Serbiaball - Big sibling. You are so kind to me and 85% of my products come from your country. Even if in NATO, I'm still nice to you for good.
Polandball - Happy 100th birthday to this guy.
Greeceball - My friend who wants more monies.
USAball - I am its NATO friend. Can you stop mispronouncing my name? It's Crna Gora, not a racist name.
Palestineball - I know you're real!
Croatiaball - Buddy who I attacked 1991, but I apologized. We are in NATO together!
UKball - Recognized me as an independent state! 2006, never forget! Also, it has/had an embassy in Podgorica.
NATOball - I'm forgiving you for bombing me in the 90s.
Romaniaball - You're a good friend, but your Prime Minister Viorica Dancilă sucks.
Azerbaijanball - I'm boosting ties with you!
Albaniaball - Welcome to NATO, but please can you at least calm down over
my sibling? I hate seeing him like this... At least you give me good products.
Israelcube - Even though I recognize Palestine, I do recognize it too!
Neutral/Frenemies[edit | edit source]
Russiaball - Was my best friend until I joined to NATO, so it left me... Comeback, please...
Turkeyball - Yuo are a filthy kebab but yuo help me into NATO.
Serbia and Montenegroball - A union i usually had some taste and it was pretty fine until we got sanctioned by
The West. It was nice while it lasted however i didn't agree with my brother massacring innocent civilians so i don't know if this was the right path or was i too guilty.
Enemies/непријатеља/neprijatelja[edit | edit source]
Milo Đukanović - YOU ARE A MENACE TO MY COUNTRY!!! A SCUM OF THE EARTH! YOU ARE THE REASON WHY MY GOVERNMENT IS A SH*THOLE AND WHY MY
BIG SIBLING HATES ME! YOUR TECHNOCRATIC BULLSH*T IS CORRUPTING ME AND YOU BRUTALIZE MY OWN PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU WANT TO ESTABLISH A DICTATOR GOVERNMENT! 2020 WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!! YOURE LOSING SUPPORT!!! ONCE YOURE OUT OF THIS COUNTRY FOR GOOD, MY NEW PRESIDENT WILL FIX EVERY SINGLE CORRUPT ISSUE YOU HAVE CAUSED INTO ME!!! 2023 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!!! GOOD RIDDANCE!!!
Kosovoball - Do you just never shut up at all? Plus even if I recognize you, you will just, later on, join Albania to make an empire so you could just bully
my big brother instead. NEVER FORGET THE YELLOW HOUSE!
Italyball - NEVER FORGET 1941 THAT YOU ANNEXED ME AND THEN MASSACRED ME YOU DUMB SPAGHETTI!!! And no wonder
King Nicolas let his only daughter marry your
pro-fascist king!
Gallery[edit | edit source]