|“||Not everything is flat in Kansas!||”|
|“||He fights a never ending battle for truth, justice, and the American way!||”|Long Kansasball failed to win U.S. State Battle Royale is KanSUS flat a mid-western stateball of USAball. His clay mainly consists of plains and farms. Kansasball is home of Superman to the Jayhawks of college basketball and is rivals with Wichitaball and Kentuckyball. He can into center of the USAball.
He became a state on January 29, 1861.
He has a hockey team in Wichitaball called the Wichita Thunder and has lots of wheat. He also can into Wizard of Oz! (which is all he's known for pretty much)
Kansas was named after the Kansas River, which was then named after the Kansa (Kan-saw) Native American tribe.
Colonization and Settlement
After the Seven Years War, the French territory was handed over to the Spanish. Spanish Empireball gave the Louisaina Territory back to the French, who then gave it to the newly independent USAball through the Louisiana Purchase in 1803.
Fort Leavenworth was the first American settlement in Kansasball, settled in 1827. When Texasball was annexed by USAball, a bit of Kansan land was added into USAball. This is why some areas of southern and western Kansas have Spanish-speaking people.
Bleeding Kansas and Statehood
All eyes were on the Kansas-Nebraska Territoryball when the national government passed the Kansas-Nebraska Act in 1854. This split Kansas-Nebraska Territoryball into Kansas Territory and Nebraska Territory, along with the new legislation allowing the population of the territory to decide on whether to be a slave state or a free state. This caused southerners and northerners to quickly move into the territory to make it a slave/free state. This period of time was called Bleeding Kansas. Riots and fighting broke out often and around 150 people were perhaps killed. Massacres such as the Pottawatomie massacre inflicted much harm. Eventually, Kansas ended up becoming a free state and entered the Union on January 29, 1861. January 29th is now an unofficial holiday in Kansasball called Kansas Day.
Shortly after becoming a state, the American Civil War started. Kansas was invaded by a Confederate force in 1863, when they destroyed most of Lawrenceball and killed about 200 people. After the American Civil War ended, many war veterans made homes in Kansasball. Around this time, the Wild West era of the Western USA was going on. Many "cowboy towns" were established in Kansasball. Kansas was the first state to outlaw alcoholic beverages. This however, was repealed in 1948.
Today, Kansas is
known for being flat one of the most agriculturally productive states. It has an area of 213 sq km and a population of about 3 million people. The largest city is KANSAS CITY Wichitaball with around 400 thousand people.
- USAball - My dad! We can be buddies forever! But do you think i'm flat, try to guess...
- Saskatchewanball - Wheat & farming buddy! I wish he was my neighbor instead of Missouriball! They can both into flat land too!
- Nebraskaball - Neighbor. They both like to farm and hate tornadoes. Also flat there!
- Wichitaball - Best son! He can into aircraft. The first Pizza Hut was founded there too!
- Texasball - Great friend. Many of our residents have family in each other's clay. We both want to get rid of Idiot.
- Oklahomaball - I can feel his earthquakes, and despite me being known for tornadoes, he gets more than me.
- Coloradoball - Mountains and weed.
- Nova Scotiaball - We talk during family dinners.
- Indiaball - Why does this guy like me so much? I don't know why, is it because I'm cool or flat?
- Illinoisball - Flat like me, he's actually the second flattest state, after Florida. Though one of his senators helped make me a territory, starting the violence.
He does corn while I do wheat.
- Floridaball - You are the flattest state! Maybe we can be friends. You get hurricanes just like how I get tornadoes.
- Russiaball, Idahoball, Tennesseeball - MY MOSCOW IS THE BEST MOSCOW, YOUR MOSCOWS ARE INFERIOR TO THE GRAND AND GLORIOUS MOSCOW IN KANSAS!!!!!!
- Miseryball - WHY DO YOU HAVE A CITY CALLED KANSAS CITY? I WILL TAKE THAT CITY SOON, KANSAS STRONK!!! REMOVE YOUR WORLD CUP OF 2020 NOW!!! SAN FRANCISCO CAN INTO WIN!!! WHY DID YOU ATTACK ME TOO? HUH? WHY DID YOU SEND YOUR SLAVE OWNERS AND ATTACK MY CITIZENS? GO AWAY! FREE STATE FOREVER!!!REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!
- Arkansasball - YUO ARE A NAME STEALER OF ME!!! CHANGE YOUR NAME RIGHT NOW OR I WILL INVADE YOU, YOU WILL NO LONGER EXIST SOMETIME, GET OUT THIS MAP NOW, YOU ARE A NAME STEALER!!! YOU ARE MY WORST ENEMY!!! GET OUT OF THIS FRICKING MAP NOW OR FACE DEATH TO THE GROUND!!! KANSAS CAN INTO STRONK!!! BURGER WILL FORCE YOU TO CHANGE YOUR NAME SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE... GET OUT OF HERE AND CHANGE YOUR NAME!!! I WILL REMOVE YOUR NAME!!! CHANGE YOUR NAME CHANGE YOUR NAME NOW CHANGE YOUR NAME NOW! CHANGE YOUR NAME NOOOOOOW!!!
- Kansaiball - YOU ALSO STOLE MY NAME! CHANGE IT RIGHT NOW!!
Like almost every US state, Kansasball has only a coat of arms on a blue background:
1.Color the basic circle shape of this blue
- Draw the seal of Kansas with a sunflower on it
- Draw the golden script KANSAS under it
- Draw the eyes and you are done!
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