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    Not everything is flat in Kansas! I is of have mountain!
     
    Kansasball
    Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
     
    He fights a never ending battle for truth, justice, and the American way!
     
    Clark Kent Superman
    The things I do for love...
     
    — Courage the Cowardly Dog
    My overarching goal in life is to make a lot of money and then before I die, give it away.
     
    — MrBeast

    Kansasball is flat a mid-western stateball of USAball. AKA Fake Kentucky His clay mainly consists of plains and farms. Kansasball is home of Superman to the Jayhawks (aka KU) of college basketball and is rivals with Wichitaball and Kentuckyball. He can into center of the USAball. He became a state on January 29, 1861. He has a hockey team in Wichitaball called the Wichita Thunder and has lots of wheat. He also can into Wizard of Oz! (which is all he's known for pretty much) Kansas was named after the Native American tribe by the name of Kansa (Kan-saw)

    History

    Colonization and Settlement

    Kansasball was a 3ball until it was colonized by the French, and then the Spanish.

    After the Seven Years War, the French territory was handed over to the Spanish. Spanish Empireball gave the Louisaina Territory back to the French, who then gave it to the newly independent USAball through the Louisiana Purchase in 1803.

    Fort Leavenworth was the first American settlement in Kansasball, settled in 1827. When Texasball was annexed by USAball, a bit of Kansan land was added into USAball. This is why some areas of southern and western Kansas have Spanish-speaking people. But it is not that common in the current day.

    Bleeding Kansas and Statehood

    All eyes were on the Kansas-Nebraska Territoryball when the national government passed the Kansas-Nebraska Act in 1854. This split Kansas-Nebraska Territoryball into Kansas Territory and Nebraska Territory, along with the new legislation allowing the population of the territory to decide on whether to be a slave state or a free state. This caused southerners and northerners to quickly move into the territory to make it a slave/free state. This period of time was called Bleeding Kansas. Riots and fighting broke out often and around 150 people were perhaps killed. Massacres such as the Pottawatomie massacre inflicted much harm. Eventually, Kansas ended up becoming a free state and entered the Union on January 29, 1861. January 29th is now an unofficial holiday in Kansasball called Kansas Day.

    Civil War

    Ok, Ok, I'm working on it!!

    After Statehood

    Shortly after becoming a state, the American Civil War started. Kansas was invaded by a Confederate force in 1863, when they destroyed most of Lawrenceball and killed about 200 people. After the American Civil War ended, many war veterans made homes in Kansasball. Around this time, the Wild West era of the Western USA was going on. Many "cowboy towns" were established in Kansasball. Kansas was the first state to outlaw alcoholic beverages. This however, was repealed in 1948.

    KKK conflicts

    Took place 1922 through 1927.
    As the Ku Klux Klan was growing in power across the Southern part of the United States, their forces went up North. Their evil traveled up into Kansasball, but Willam Allen White, a famous Kansan author, saw that they were going to destory Kansasball. So he contacted the Kansas government, but they were too scared to do anthing because the KKK was controlling most of the Southern States. But that did not stop him, he decided to scare them out. It is not exactly known how he scared them away, but he was able to.

    Present-Day

    Today, Kansas is known for being flat one of the most agriculturally productive states. It has an area of 213 sq km and a population of about 3 million people. The largest city is KANSAS CITY Wichitaball with around 400,000 people.

    Known For

    Kansas has plenty of things that it is known for. Here is a list of (some of) them:

    • Their wheat/bread production
    • Kansas City BBQ
    • Kansas (The band)
    • Being the (thought to be) flattest state
    • Tornados
    • Setting of the Film and book "The Wizard of OZ"
    • Having the "Barbed Wire Museum" (Yes, that is a real museum)
    • Being in the exact center of the United States
    • Being the home of the Kansas City Chiefs (three time Super Bowl winner)
    • Sharing Kansas City with Missouri
    • "Ad Aspera" (to the stars)
    • White Castle and Pizza Hut

    Nicknames

    • Sunflower State
    • The Flat State
    • Jayhawk State/Jayhawkers
    • The world's USA's bread Basket

    Relationships

    Friends

    • USAball - My dad! We can be buddies forever! But do you think I'm flat, try to guess...
    • Saskatchewanball - Wheat & farming buddy! I wish they were my neighbor instead of Missouriball! They can both into flat land too!
    • Nebraskaball - My brother and best friend in the states. We both like to farm and hate tornadoes. Also flat there! His son is good friends with mine.
    • Wichitaball - Best son! He can into aircraft. The first Pizza Hut was founded there too!
    • Texasball - Great friend. Many of our residents have family in each other's clay.
    • Oklahomaball - I can feel his earthquakes, and despite me being known for tornadoes, he gets way more than me. Your panhandle could have been mine though... you are irrelevant
    • Coloradoball - Mountains and weed. I go skiing there a lot. You also took some of my territory, when I was becoming a state!
    • Illinoisball - Flat like me, he's actually the second flattest state, after Florida. Though one of his senators helped make me a territory, starting the violence. He does corn while I do wheat.
    • Floridaball - You are the flattest state! Maybe we can be friends. You get hurricanes just like how I get tornadoes.
    • Armeniaball - Our military helps each other out and we are good friends.
    • Ukraineball - Slavic version of me; we both can into lots and lots of wheat! I hope city name stealer stops bullying you.

    Enemies

    • Russiaball, Idahoball, Tennesseeball, Iowaball - MY MOSCOW IS THE BEST MOSCOW, YOUR MOSCOWS ARE INFERIOR TO THE GRAND AND GLORIOUS MOSCOW IN KANSAS!!!!!!
    • Miseryball - WHY DO YOU HAVE A CITY CALLED KANSAS CITY? I WILL TAKE THAT CITY SOON, KANSAS STRONK!!! REMOVE YOUR WORLD CUP OF 2020 NOW!!! SAN FRANCISCO CAN INTO WIN!!! WHY DID YOU ATTACK ME TOO? HUH? WHY DID YOU SEND YOUR SLAVE OWNERS AND ATTACK MY CITIZENS? GO AWAY! FREE STATE FOREVER!!!REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!
    • Arkansasball - YOU ARE A NAME STEALER OF ME!!! I DONT CARE IF YOU ARE MY SIBLING, AND I DON'T CARE THAT YOU WERE BORN BEFORE ME!! CHANGE YOUR NAME RIGHT NOW OR I WILL INVADE YOU OR I WILL TELL YOU TO DAD!!

    How to draw

    Like almost every US state, Kansasball's flag has its seal on a blue background:

    1.Color the basic circle shape of this blue

    1. Draw the Great Seal of Kansas with a sunflower above it
      (Usually just seen as purple, orange, green and a line of blue.)
    2. Draw the golden script KANSAS under it
    3. Draw the eyes and you are done!

    Accessories

    Kansasball can sometimes be seen wearing different hats. They can be seen wearing a sun hat, usually brown or tan; with a draw-string. They could also be seen with a folded K-State Wildcats hat on the side of their head. (Which represents the "Rally Cap" K-State fans wear to cheer on the WildCats.)

    Gallery


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