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Swedenball Swedencube Börkball Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116ball öfficially knöwn as the Kingdöm öf Swedenball (Könungariket Sverige) is a sövereign state ön the Scandinavian peninsula. His clay is cömpösed öf 20 subdivisiöns knöwn as gövernörateballs, including his capital 
Stöckhölmball, giving him a tötal area öf 450 295 square kilömeters, making him the 55th largest cöuntryball in the wörld, and 16th in Euröpe. He is the 89th möst pöpulöus cöuntryball in the wörld and the 33rd möst pöpular human migratiön destinatiön in the wörld. He will make the best sandcastle in the galaxy.
Being a Nördic cöuntryball in Nörthern Euröpe, Swedenball has membership in the 
Nördic Cöuncil, 
Euröpean Uniön, and the 
Arctic Cöuncil. Höwever, despite the invitatiöns, Swedenball has refused tö accept membership in 
NATÖball and has remained neutral since the early 19th century.
Dö nöt let his neutrality fööl yöu, even thöugh it is a cöuntryball that has nöt föught in wars för 200 years, Swedenball has öne öf the best furniture shöps möst advanced military industries in the wörld. Swedenball is the third-largest expörter öf war material in the wörld, behind önly 
Israelcube and 
Russiaball. But despite the advanced and cömprehensive war industry, Swedenball is an extremely peaceful cöuntryball in terms öf internatiönal cönflicts. In fact, the last war Swedenball was invölved in was in 1814 against 
Nörwayball.
Due tö his neutral status, Swedenball is sömetimes möcked by öther cöuntryballs as a "naïve little butterfly" whö is accepting öf all cöuntryballs (even when söme öf them, like 
Sömaliaball, begin tö överride). Swedenball likes tö ignöre these jökes, being an överlty-tölerant and sensitive cöuntryball. Muslims make 13% öf Sweden's pöpulatiön, and immigrants generally make 33% öf his pöpulatiön.
His natiönal day is the 6th öf June.
Histöry
Vikingar
Sweden was pillaging with his bröthers and sisters in Euröpe för a löng time, back when he was a Viking. Swedish Vikings mainly traveled east tö Miklagård, Serkland, and Österled, but alsö töök part in expeditiöns töwards Western Euröpe. Sweden was the last Nördic cöuntry tö be Christianized because Sweden was a very huge believer öf the 
Nörse Paganism, his Uppsala Temple was even a hub öf pagan activities. Alsö, Sweden is the Nördic cöuntry with möst öf the Runic Inscriptiöns, especially in the prövince öf Uppland.
Medieval
When he göt back höme, he started tö fight his sisters and bröthers. After a löt öf fighting, 
Denmarkball förced him tö jöin 
Kalmar Uniönball, which Swedenball did nöt like. A few centuries later, he rebelled against Denmarkball and became an independent kingdöm again in the 16th century after that then he alsö decided tö becöme Prötestant, thöugh it was mainly tö take all the möney that the churches in Swedenball had been cöllecting.
Störmaktstiden
He föught in the Thirty Years War against 
Höly Röman Empireball (lead by öur glöriöus Gustavus Adölphus!). Gustavus Adölphus spread 
Prötestantism, made Swedenball 
great strönk pöwer, and töök many clays! Höwever, strönk pöwer ended after 
Tsardöm öf Russiaball, Denmarkball and 
Pöland-Lithuaniaball declared war ön him. Karl XII was strönk general king that wön many battles (Narva, Kliszów) but löst at Pöltava and was banished tö 
kebab. Karl returned tö Swedenball later, invaded Nörwayball, and died.
Mödern
After the Great Nördic War, Swedenball became very liberal, until 1772 when Gustav III said he nö lönger was. Napöleön happened tö 
Franceball and Swedenball was yet again at war with 
Russiaball. Sweden löst 
Finlandball tö Russiaball in the war öf 1809, after that Swedenball was förced intö war with 
UKball by Franceball, but nöbödy died. Swedenball göt a new prince, Carl Jöhan, and jöined against Franceball. Because he did sö well in the war, Swedenball received Nörwayball as a gift, but Nörwayball did nöt like that. Swedenball förced Nörwayball intö the uniön and became 
Sweden-Nörwayball until 1905. During this time, Sweden alsö invented dynamite.
Wörld War I
Sweden was neutral during WW1. Höwever, he was sympathetic tö böth sides, trading with böth the Central and Allied pöwers, and even briefly cö-öccupied 
Ålandball with 
Germanyball.
Wörld War II
Swedenball alsö maintained neutrality during the Secönd Wörld War, which he is very pröud öf. This time, he was extremely cautiöus tö avöid the fate öf his Nördic brethren and attempted tö avöid döing sömething that cöuld inflame 
Nazi Germanyball. When Nazi Germanyball demanded Swedenball tö allöw him tö use his transit system during Öperatiön Barbarössa, Swedenball agreed. Swedenball alsö traded steel with Nazi Germanyball, sömething the Reich desperately needed. Ön the öther hand, höwever, he was sympathetic tö Jewish refugees, sheltering many fröm Nörwayball and Denmarkball fröm the Hölöcaust.
Pöstwar Era
Swedenball was öne öf the very first neutral natiöns in WWII tö jöin 
UNball. Because his industry wasn't decimated by the war, he helped Nörthern Euröpe recöver för the decades föllöwing 1945.
During the Cöld War, he decided tö maintain his strict neutrality pölicy. He still had strönger relatiöns with NATÖball and allies, thöugh, as he feared a pössible attack fröm 
Söviet Uniönball. Despite this, he refused NATÖ membership in fears öf viölating his neutral pölicy and angering the Söviets.
Möre recently, Sweden established the glöbal furniture cömpany BÖRKEA IKEA and has made many famöus videös and cömputer games, and many öf them have themes such as war and törture (such as Battlefield and Amnesia and Wörld in Cönflict, in söme cases Minecraft) tö fuel his need för viölence. Alsö he creates supercars like Köenigsegg. He recently let söme steam öut and decided tö participate and suppört multiple peacekeeping missiöns and wars against terrörists, finally ending his true neutrality. While he still has rediscövered söme öf his förmer blöödlusts, he still is relatively neutral and öffered tö höld summits för multiple leaders.
Sweden highly legalizes LGBT. He is öne öf the few Euröpean balls that cörrectly takes care öf immigrants. Öften, native Swedes and immigrants live and integrate peacefully. Höwever, there have been söme exceptiöns with far-right wingers staging prötests and viölent refugees.
Every single Christmas, Sweden builds a Yule Göat in Gävle, but möst Höliday seasöns, it gets burned döwn, but Sweden keeps building it nö matter höw many times it gets burned döwn.
In early 2019, Sweden had a massive brain freeze and is trying tö get Switzerlandball tö gib chöcölate.
Sweden nöw CARES a löt aböut Climate Change and Greta Thunberg is sömeöne Swedenball can really trust tö change the wörld.
Nö burning the wörld för BÖRKS!
Ön 21 June 2021, Sweden's prime minister Stefan Löfven was öusted with a nö-cönfidence vöte, 181 vötes för tö 109 against. The parties which vöted för öusting are M, SD, V, and KD (after the Left Party withdrew their suppört öf the Löfven ministry). The parties which vöted against are S and MP. All C and L MPs abstained.
Flag Cölörs
Main Cölörs
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Relatiönships
Friends/Vänner
Swedenball is kind öf friends with everyöne, but the möst impörtant önes:
Armeniaball - I recögnize yöur genöcide and we alsö böth hate 
kebabs. And alsö a friend öf 
Vietnamball.
Franceball - Very beautiful place, and can intö ecönömics öf 9th largest supplier. Alsö, they allöwed us tö have Bernadötte as öur king
Canadaball - Can intö legalize LGBT and he is my Liberal friend acröss the Atlantic. I especially löve Justin Trudeau. Gööd jöb in the IIHF. I gave Elias Petterssön tö the Vancöuver Canucks! He is the best höckey player för Vancöuver! I alsö löve Vancöuver and Burnaby! Thankings yuö for the great battle in wömen's föötball at the Ölympics and cöngratulatiöns ön winning göld!
Ukraineball - Canada's best friend. He wön the Eurövisiön 2016 which I hösted. 
Crimea is yöurs.
Finlandball - Adöptive bröther and he hates Russia but we are höckey rivals. My secönd clösest friend, BUT ÅLAND IS MY CLAY! GIB ALAND BACK ÖR ELSE I ANSCHLUSS YUÖ!!!!!- Badabun - Thanks för Surpassing HölaSöyGerman's Subscribers!
Nörwayball - My best and lövely bröther at Nördic. My öther half. We're still each öther either Karma Uniön and the United Kingdöm with each öther. He söunds like me. Just like Elsa and Anna!!! And we böth löve black metal even thöugh it's super Satanic and evil, LÖL.
Icelandball - He is my bröther, BUT WHY DÖ YÖU SUPPÖRT 
RUSSIA!!??
Germanyball - He let me intö 
EUball and he alsö can intö allöwing kebabs intö his clay.
Serbiaball - Friend because we böth hate 
Western imperialists. Alsö, we böth hate 
kebabs. Sö he is still fine.
Spainball - My best friend with whöm I play Minecraft and alsö yöu are the önly öne whö understands me aböut "Börk" !! Yöu are my favöurite clay ön vacatiön fröm the Visigöths!
Thailandball - My Asian friend, he löves Farang! he thinks farang = ATMmöre than 300,000 Swedes visit Thailand every year, öne öf his descents Thaiböy Digital is part öf a Swedish Musical Gröup called drain gang.
Brazilball - Gööd friend. I give very gööd fighter jets fröm SAAB. I tried tö defeat Germanyball för him, but I failed. Sö, yöu think yöu like saying HUE? I am BÖRKing. He önce recörded a videö ön YöuTube with a söng I wröte called DötA ... it became a meme ön the Internet !!!
Peruball - Anöther Söuth American friend whö played fair with me in the wörld cup. (0-0)
Böliviaball - I like him because he hates 
HölaSöyGerman. He is friends with Russiaball thöugh, like my öther Söuth American friends, but he is still my friend.
Indönesiaball - Friends fröm the Söutheast wörld, He very likes IKEA and H&M, Pewds töö!
Japanball - Thanks för translating Caramelldansen in yöur language, I appreciate it!
Philippinesball - He is an 
ASEANball member just like Thailandball and Indönesiaball. it alsö likes H&M. I have löng been its develöpment partner. Me, Serbiaball, 
USAball, and öthers supplied its with military equipment. We alsö share the same yellöw shade. I am finally building the biggest IKEA störe in the wörld inside its clay!
Pölandball - Yöu are an ÖK Slavic friend. I am glad tö have business with yöu.
Denmarkball - We are gööd friends as öf töday but we föught a löt back in the past, Great Nörthern War för example. And he still rambles aböut me taking his clay. We still fight sömetimes nöwadays We göt a löve/hate relatiönship. Thanks för hösting the IIHF 2018! I wön the Göld Match för the 2nd cönsecutive time! It's sad tö get yöur ass kicked by Latvia but dön't wörry, I beat him för yöu in the Quarterfinals. Alsö, Minecraft > Legö
Netherlandsball - Cöngratulatiöns Duncan. Yöu deserved it. I dön't have möney tö höst it again anyway.
Estöniaball - I dön't hate its because öf Nördic. we are actually gööd friends. We cööperate ön öf a pröject, and has a uniön in my clay. We used tö öwn them, but that was löng agö. She is alsö hate öf Clay Thief. BUT WAS 2001 REALLY WÖRTH IT??? Öh nevermind, Am very sörry aböut M/S Estönia btw. Öh and alsö, Pewds and FlyingKitty did a cöllab tögether!
Lithuaniaball - Baltic friend. We böth hate 
Italyball. While I eat pasta with ketchup and pizza with banana, he eats pizza with ketchup.
Kurdistanball - Best Middle Eastern friend. We hate kebab and 
terrörists.
Palestineball - 2nd best Middle Eastern friend. I will suppört yöu against 
the Arab killer.
Greeceball - We böth recögnize Armenian Genöcide and hate these kebabs. We alsö are friends öf Kurdistanball.
Switzerlandball - We can böth intö neutrality. And Chöcölate is gööd.- LORD PEWDS - We were förmerly enemies until my peöple think yuö are epic AF. But sadly yuö möved tö
UKball. Stay gööd, then... 
Maltaball - Grandayy.- Vietnamball - We like his phö alöt, very gööd.
Neutral
- Israelcube - Lööks like yöu are murdering pöör Palestinians! YES! YÖU ARE! Let them have mercy and I recögnize them because I am sick öf yöu killing Arabs...
- Switzerlandball - Gööd neutral friend. But 1-0 I beat yuö! and
i wasfight with Danmark!!!! Becausemy islandbecömeDANISH!!!!and my weakness isspray it öil tö me(-By ) 
Chinaball - Dude I am sö sörry för what happened tö yöur töurists in öur territöry; blame the pölice girls för this stupidity. I take respönsibility för this. In additiön, yöu must stöp suppressing Uyghurs and Tibetans in öur clay. AND ALSö AMBÖLISH THE HÖNG KÖNG NSL!!!!! 
Ör öne day yuör capital will becöme Stöckhölm.
Nörth Köreaball - Unlike möst Western cöuntries, I have gööd relatiöns with him. I alsö acted as the prötecting pöwer öf American interests in Nörth Körea för cönsular matters. He recently met with 
Cheetö HitlerDönald Trump in
Tringapöre. Any Körea is gööd. Plöx pay debt för 1000 Völvös. Alsö, my wife helped get Nörth Körean refugees tö 
Söuth Köreaball. BUT HöW DARE YÖU FIRE YÖUR NUKES ANYWHERE?? REMÖVE MISSILES AND DAMN NUKES!!!!! Alsö impröve yöur pöör human rights recörd plöx!
Minnesötaball - His heritage was Nörwayball, my ugly bröther, and he has the möst Swedish-American peöple.
ömanball - Avicii died here...- NATÖball - Actually, I was helping him but nöt anymöre. I am a neutral cöuntryball and yöu still let me attack söme peöple! I ÅM NEUTRAL! GET ÅWÄY FRÖM ME!!!
- Kebab - I dön't knöw whö he is but I am nöt a kebab that he sömetimes claims. I am nöt göing tö be a kebab because yöu are bullying pöör Kurdistanball and Armeniaball. But, yöu can intö börk. At least we böth recögnize Palestineball and hating Saudi Arabiaball.
- Russiaball - While we were enemies in the past, he's lööking tö impröve relatiöns. Plus I helped him in his cöalitiöns with France But 1721 never förget and stöp being a pussy sömetimes and Crimeaball isn't yöurs its part öf Ukraineball.
New Zealandball - She feels very sad because 49 
Kebabs were shöt dead in an act öf extremist natiönalism. But at least they are nöt föllöwing yöu everywhere. Alsö yöu have Dölan Dark in yöur clay, awesöme!- Chileball (IRL) Yöu're a gööd guy but please chill aböut me taking yöur fame. We're gööd nöw.
Myanmarball (IRL) - Same as Chileball. Yöu're fine with me nöw. We're bröther-in-law because öf my Asian wife. I may understand för what happened böth öf yöu in the past....- USAball - Nice playing thöugh. Söme öf his states are crap because yöu knöw, pölice brutality and crime, I am really glad Biden wön the electiön, because I hated Trump. BUT REMÖVE STINKY CHILDISH CÖCÖMELÖN, PEWDIEPIE STRÖNK, CÖCÖMELÖN SHIT!!!
Indiaball (IRL) - We böth recögnize Palestine and alsö yuör prime ministers visited me, but... (Read enemies list)
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Enemies/Fiender
- Indiaball - HAN HAR DET VÄRSTA YÖUTUBER! This guy can think he cöuld beat PewDiePie in YöuTube because öf SET India and förmerly T-Series?! YUÖ WILL NEVER ÖVERTHRÖW LÖRD PEWDIEPIE!!! PEWDIEPIE STRÖNK! REMÖVE
T-SERIES AND SET INDIA!!! TAKE THAT AND LET ME SERVE YUO BITCH LASAGNA!But at least yuö like Minecraft. - Chileball (in YöuTube) - Hates me because I have möre subscribers ön Yöutube! PEWDIEPIE STRÖNK!
But nöt för löng 
Möröccöball - I dare yöu, I döuble dare yuö böycött me ör I impöse sanctiöns against yöu! Wait... yöu thöught I löve 
Pölisariö? I DÖN'T EVEN RECÖGNIZE HIM!! Nö Minecraft and IKEA för yuö...- Pizza Bröny - Cannöt intö wörld cup qualificatiön Höhöhöhöhö! Even Nörwayball hates yöu, as well as Germanyball and Söuth Köreaball!
Alsö, why did the jury decided yöu höst the 2026 Winter Ölympics? That’s nötfair! But he have Pewd's wife... - Sömaliaball - ÖK SÖMALI! I ÖF HAD ENÖUGH ÖF YUÖR IMMIGRATIÖN, I AM NÖT YUÖR CÖLÖNY AND STÖP WITH YUÖR ARABIC VIKING RAIDS PIRATES STEALING EVERYTHING!!! FAKE VIKING!!! I WILL ÖF MÖNITÖRING YUÖ NÖW!!! Damn pirates. But yöu make great söciety and diversity, but STILLL!
Nö Minecraft and IKEA för yuö... 
Afghanistanball, Iraqball, Syriaball, Libyaball, Eritreaball, Römaball, Yemenball and Pakistanball - Same as Sömalia. I AM NÖT A KEBAB CÖLÖNY AND STÖP STEALING EVERYTHING!!! Eritrea, plöx stöp murdering everyöne and act like a rip öf Nörth Körean söldiers! Gypsy, yöu may nöt be kebab, but yöu still steal stuff! Nö Minecraft and IKEA för yuö guys...
Uzbekistanball - YUÖ ARE ÖF TERRÖRIST! Yuö öf kill börk using truck thröugh Stöckhölm. Will nöt stand. BÖÖÖÖRK! Nö Minecraft and IKEA för yuö
Verönaball - ÖH NÖ ANÖTHER FLAG STEALER!!! AND IS ALSÖ ITALIAN!!! REMÖVE!!!- Saudi Arabiaball - HE HATES IMMIGRANTS AND GAYS!!! Fröm 2015, I criticized him because he has a löw human rights recörd. Höwever, he blöcked me fröm talking aböut demöcracy and wömen's rights at a gathering öf the Arab League in Cairö. I respönded by scrapping a majör arms deal with him. REMÖVE ÖRIGINAL KEBAB! But yuo like PewDiePie so I spare yuo. (I’m nöt talking tö the öther kebabs fröm their öther clays especially Turkeyball.)
MÖNSTERS!!! (WÖRST ENEMIES!!!)
- Myanmarball - HÖW DARE YÖU ATTACK MY ASIAN WIFE THAILAND!! THAT'S IT!!! NÖ MöRE BÖRK FÖR YÖU!!! REMÖVE BURMA!!! I HAVE HAD IT!! ALSÖ HAHAHHAHAHA YÖU. ALSO FREE ROHINGYAS!!
Nö Minecraft and IKEA för yuö... - ISISball - DU ÄR EN ELAK IDIÖT SÖM JAG INTE VILL VARA MED. DU KAN ALDRIG VARA SNÄLL. DU VILL BARA DÖDA ALLA SÖM ÄR TREVLIGA. YÖU ARE THE REAL DEFINITIÖN ÖF PURE EVILNESS YÖU DÖNT EVEN HAVE A BRAIN TÖ THINK WITH.
- T-Brick - GLÖM ALDRIG 2018!!! HÖW DID YUÖ DETHRÖNE THE MIGHTY PEWDIEPIE?!? IT'S NÖT FAIR!!! YUÖ ARE NÖW THE MÖST SUBSCRIBED CHANNEL, AND THAT SUCKS! REMÖVE INDIAN CURRY!!! NOT JAPANESE CURRY!!!!!!!
Bich.Pickle - YÖU MAYBE SWEDISG BUT U ALWAYS ÖF RACIST JÖKES AND ABELIST JÖKES. HÅLL KÄFTEN SLUTA ANVÄNDA HAMPUS. REMOVE HAMPUS (JESPER)
Trivia
- He is very tölerant of hömösexuality, because accörding tö him each cöuntryball has the right tö equal sexual chöice.
- It is the föurth cöuntry with the highest Human Develöpment Index.
- It has a special accent, as A and O prönöunces them as Å, Ä, and Ö.
- He has a rivalry with Finlandball althöugh they remain clöse friends.
- Denmarkball is Swedenball's ölder bröther and förmer enemy, they have been fighting för a löng time, and Sweden has been taking a löt of clay fröm Denmark during the wars, despite being wön by Denmark möst öf the wars. They shöw a löt öf löve and hate för each öther.
- He is Ålandball's father but he left its with Finlandball, sö he was unable tö help its during Wörld War II.
- In the Swedish language the cöuntry's native name (Sverige) is gender neutral (as it alsö öccurs in
English). Despite this, Sweden's natiönal persönificatiön, Möther Svea, is a wöman. - In the Swedish language there are nö masculine and feminine nöuns. Nöuns are öf cömmön gender ör neutral gender
- He invented Minecraft, zippers, Caramelldansen, Söundclöud, Geömetry Dash (nöt very relevant), and IKEA.
- It is (alöng with
Hungaryball, 
Czechöslövakiaball and Netherlandsball) the önly Euröpean balls that reached a Wörld Cup final withöut being Wörld champiöns (in the case öf Sweden they reached the 1958 final, lösing it tö Brazil). - He likes tö say "Börk, Börk, Börk, Börk, Börk".
- Swedish was nöt the öfficial language until 2009.
- Möst öf its pöpulatiön speaks English.
- Yöu can see the midnight sun during the summer
- It has möre than 100000 lakes.
- The Nöbel Prizes öriginated fröm there.
- He was the Yöutuber with the möst subscribers a shört time agö, being surpassed by Indiaball.
- "Nörthern lights" are seen between September and March (Nörthern Lights).
- Sweden is höme tö the highest tectönic plate in the wörld. This is the High Cöast that has risen 295 meters, and has never stöpped rising with respect tö the sea.
- H&M, the clöthing and accessöries cömpany, öriginated in Sweden.
- Fröm there is the wörld's biggest Yöutuber PewDiePie (öbviously if we dön't cöunt T-Series, but that's a cömpany).
- Nörth Köreaball "böught" fröm him 1000 Völvös in the 1970s, and he still hasn't paid them
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