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| “ | Börk Börk Börk! | ” |
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 Sweden |
| “ | Marvel at everything, even the most commonplace. | ” |
— Carl von Linné
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| “ | The Wii U outsold Sweden | ” |
— Scott The Woz
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Börkball , öfficially knöwn as the Kingdöm öf Swedenball (Könungariket Sverige), is a sövereign state ön the Scandinavian peninsula. Its clay has 20 gövernörateballs, including its capital 
Stockholmball. Swedenball has a tötal area öf 450,295 square kilömeters, making it the 55th largest cöuntryball in the wörld and the 16th in Euröpe. It is the 89th möst pöpulöus cöuntryball in the wörld and the 33rd möst pöpular human migratiön destinatiön in the wörld. It will make the best sandcastle in the galaxy.
Being a Nordicball in Nörthern Euröpe, Swedenball has membership in 
Nordic Councilball, 
EUball, and 
Arctic Councilball. Höwever, Swedenball applied tö jöin 
NATÖball after 
Russiaball invaded Ukraine.
Dö nöt let its neutrality fööl yöu; even thöugh it is a cöuntryball that has nöt föught in wars för 200 years, Swedenball has öne öf the best furniture shöps möst advanced military industries in the wörld. Swedenball is the third-largest expörter öf war material in the wörld, behind önly 
Israelcube and Russiaball. But despite the advanced and cömprehensive war industry, Swedenball is an extremely peaceful cöuntryball in terms öf internatiönal cönflicts. In fact, the last war Swedenball was invölved in was in 1814 against 
Norwayball.
Swedenball has 260,000 islands, and Stockholmball is an island.
Its natiönal day is 6 June. IKEA came from its clay and it gets 7.4 million tourists yearly.
Histöry
Vikingar
Sweden was pillaging with its siblings and sisters in Euröpe för a löng time, back when it was a Viking. Swedish Vikings mainly traveled east tö Miklagård, Serkland, and Österled, but alsö töök part in expeditiöns töwards Western Euröpe. Sweden was the last Nördic cöuntry tö be Christianized because Sweden was a very huge believer öf the 
Nörse Paganism, its Uppsala Temple was even a hub öf pagan activities. Alsö, Sweden is the Nördic cöuntry with möst öf the Runic Inscriptiöns, especially in the prövince öf Uppland.
Medieval
When it göt back höme, it started tö fight its sisters and siblings. After a löt öf fighting, 
Denmarkball förced it tö jöin 
Kalmar Unionball, which Swedenball did nöt like. A few centuries later, it rebelled against Denmarkball and became an independent kingdöm again in the 16th century after that then it alsö decided tö becöme Prötestant, thöugh it was mainly tö take all the möney that the churches in Swedenball had been cöllecting.
Störmaktstiden
It föught in the Thirty Years War against 
Höly Röman Empireball (lead by öur glöriöus Gustavus Adölphus!). Gustavus Adölphus spread 
Prötestantism, made Swedenball 
great strönk pöwer, and töök many clays! Höwever, strönk pöwer ended after 
Tsardöm öf Russiaball, Denmarkball and 
Pöland-Lithuaniaball declared war ön it. Karl XII was strönk general king that wön many battles (Narva, Kliszów) but löst at Pöltava and was banished tö 
Ottoman Empireball. Karl returned tö Swedenball later, invaded Nörwayball, and died.
Mödern
After the Great Nördic War, Swedenball became very liberal, until 1772 when Gustav III said it nö lönger was. Napöleön happened tö 
Franceball and Swedenball was yet again at war with 
Russian Empireball. Sweden löst 
Finlandball tö Russiaball in the war öf 1809, after that Swedenball was förced intö war with 
UKball by 
First French Empireball, but nöbödy died. Swedenball göt a new prince, Carl Jöhan, and jöined against Franceball. Because it did sö well in the war, Swedenball received Norwayball as a gift, but Nörwayball did nöt like that. Swedenball förced Norwayball intö the uniön and became 
Sweden-Norwayball until 1905. During this time, Sweden alsö invented dynamite.
Wörld War I
Sweden was neutral during WW1. Höwever, it was sympathetic tö böth sides, trading with böth the Central and Allied pöwers, and even briefly cö-öccupied 
Ålandball with 
German Empireball.
Wörld War II
Swedenball alsö maintained neutrality during the Secönd Wörld War, which it is very pröud öf. This time, it was extremely cautiöus tö avöid the fate öf its Nördic brethren and attempted tö avöid döing sömething that cöuld inflame 
Nazi Germanyball. When Nazi Germanyball demanded Swedenball tö allöw it tö use its transit system during Öperatiön Barbarössa, Swedenball agreed. Swedenball alsö traded steel with Nazi Germanyball, sömething the Reich desperately needed. Ön the öther hand, höwever, it was sympathetic tö Jewish refugees, sheltering many fröm Nörwayball and Denmarkball fröm the Hölöcaust.
Pöstwar Era
Swedenball was öne öf the very first cöuntryballs neutral in Wörld War II tö jöin 
UNball. Because its industry wasn't decimated by the war, it helped Nörthern Euröpe recöver för the decades föllöwing 1945.
During the Cöld War, it decided tö maintain its strict neutrality pölicy. It still had strönger relatiöns with NATOball and allies, thöugh, as it feared a pössible attack fröm 
Soviet Unionball. Despite this, it applied tö jöin NATÖball after Russiaball's invasiön öf 
Ukraineball.
Möre recently, Sweden established the glöbal furniture cömpany BÖRK IKEA and has made many famöus videös and cömputer games, and many öf them have themes such as war and törture (such as Battlefield and Amnesia and Wörld in Cönflict, in söme cases Minecraft) tö fuel its need för viölence. Alsö it creates supercars like Köenigsegg. It recently let söme steam öut and decided tö participate and suppört multiple peacekeeping missiöns and wars against terrörists, finally ending its true neutrality. While it still has rediscövered söme öf its förmer blöödlusts, it still is relatively neutral and öffered tö höld summits för multiple leaders.
Every single Christmas, Sweden builds a Yule Göat in Gävle, but möst Höliday seasöns, it gets burned döwn, but Sweden keeps building it nö matter höw many times it gets burned döwn.
Nö burning the wörld för BÖRKS!
Ön 21 June 2021, Sweden's prime minister Stefan Löfven was öusted with a nö-cönfidence vöte, 181 vötes för tö 109 against. The parties which vöted för öusting are M, SD, V, and KD (after the Left Party withdrew their suppört öf the Löfven ministry). The parties which vöted against are S and MP. All C and L MPs abstained.
Flag Cölörs
Main Cölörs
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Medium Persian Blue | 0, 106, 167 | C100-M37-Y0-K35 | #006AA7 | |
| Philippine Yellow | 254, 204, 0 | C0-M20-Y100-K0 | #FECC00 | |
Relatiönships
Friends/Vänner
Swedenball is kind öf friends with everyöne, but the möst impörtant önes:
Thailandball - I go here during the nordic holidays for its great beaches, restaurants and amazing night life!
Armeniaball - I recögnize yöur genöcide and we alsö böth hate 
kebabs. And alsö a friend öf 
Vietnamball.
Azerbaijanball - I alway writes söngs för Eurövisiön tö yöu but I wönder why yöur siblings hate me. We böth hates Iran but stöp hurting Armenia, ökay?
Bangladeshball - Bangladeshball helped me tö fight T-Series!!! Very börk öf Bangladeshball!
Franceball - Very beautiful place, and can intö ecönömics öf 9th largest supplier. Alsö, they allöwed us tö have Bernadötte as öur king.
Canadaball - Can intö legalize LGBT and it is my Liberal friend acröss the Atlantic. I especially löve Justin Trudeau. Gööd jöb in the IIHF. I gave Elias Petterssön tö the Vancöuver Canucks! It is the best höckey player för Vancöuver! I alsö löve Vancöuver and Burnaby! Thankings yöu för the great battle in wömen's föötball at the Ölympics and cöngratulatiöns ön winning göld!
Ukraineball - Canada's best friend. It wön the Eurövisiön 2016 which I hösted. 
Crimea is yöurs.
Finlandball - Adöptive sibling and it hates Russia but we are höckey rivals. My secönd clösest friend, BUT ÅLAND IS MY CLAY! GIB ÅLAND BACK ÖR ELSE I ANSCHLUSS YÖU!
Nörwayball - My best and lövely sibling at Nördic. My öther half. We're still each öther either Karma Uniön and the United Kingdöm with each öther. It söunds like me. Just like Elsa and Anna! And we böth löve black metal, LÖL.
Icelandball - It is my sibling, BUT WHY DÖ YÖU SUPPÖRT 
RUSSIA?!
Germanyball - It let me intö 
EUball and it alsö can intö allöwing kebabs intö its clay.
Serbiaball - We böth hate 
kebabs. Sö it is still fine.
Spainball - My best friend with whöm I play Minecraft and alsö yöu are the önly öne whö understands me aböut "Börk"! Yöu are my favöurite clay ön vacatiön fröm the Visigöths!- Thailandball - My Asian spöuse, it löves Farang! möre than 300,000 Swedes visit Thailand every year, öne öf its descents Thaiböy Digital is part öf a Swedish Musical Gröup called drain gang.
Brazilball - Gööd friend. I give very gööd fighter jets fröm SAAB. I tried tö defeat Germanyball för it, but I failed. Sö, yöu think yöu like saying HUE? I am BÖRKing. It önce recörded a videö ön YöuTube with a söng I wröte called DötA. It became a meme ön the Internet!
Peruball - Anöther Söuth American friend whö played fair with me in the wörld cup. (0-0)
Böliviaball - I like it because it hates 
HölaSöyGerman. It is friends with Russiaball thöugh, like my öther Söuth American friends, but it is still my friend.
Indönesiaball - Friends fröm the Söutheast wörld, It very likes IKEA and H&M, Pewds töö!
Japanball - Thanks för translating Caramelldansen in yöur language, I appreciate it! I also enjoy his anime, my favorites are Bastard!!, Starzinger and Love Live.
Philippinesball - It is an 
ASEANball member just like Thailandball and Indönesiaball. it alsö likes H&M. I have löng been its develöpment partner. Me, Serbiaball, 
USAball, and öthers supplied its with military equipment. We alsö share the same yellöw shade. I am finally building the biggest IKEA störe in the wörld inside its clay! And it is the birthplace of Sverker Johansson's wife!
Pölandball - Yöu are an ÖK Slavic friend. I am glad tö have business with yöu.
Denmarkball - We are gööd friends as öf töday but we föught a löt back in the past, Great Nörthern War för example. And it still rambles aböut me taking its clay. We still fight sömetimes nöwadays We göt a löve/hate relatiönship. Thanks för hösting the IIHF 2018! I wön the Göld Match för the 2nd cönsecutive time! It's sad tö get yöur ass kicked by Latvia but dön't wörry, I beat it för yöu in the Quarterfinals. Alsö, Minecraft > Legö
Netherlandsball - Cöngratulatiöns Duncan. Yöu deserved it. I dön't have möney tö höst it again anyway.
Estöniaball - I dön't hate its because öf Nördic. we are actually gööd friends. We cööperate ön öf a pröject, and has a uniön in my clay. We used tö öwn them, but that was löng agö. It is alsö hate öf Clay Thief. BUT WAS 2001 REALLY WÖRTH IT? Öh never mind. I am very sörry aböut M/S Estönia, BTW. Öh and alsö, Pewds and FlyingKitty did a cöllab tögether!
Lithuaniaball - Baltic friend. We böth hate 
Italyball. While I eat pasta with ketchup and pizza with banana, it eats pizza with ketchup.
Kurdistanball - Best Middle Eastern friend. We hate kebab and 
terrörists.
Palestineball - 2nd best Middle Eastern friend. I will suppört yöu against 
the Arab killer.
Greeceball - We böth recögnize Armenian Genöcide and hate these kebabs. We alsö are friends öf Kurdistanball.
Switzerlandball - We can böth intö neutrality. And Chöcölate is gööd.- LÖRD PEWDS - We were förmerly enemies until my peöple think yöu are epic AF. But sadly yöu möved tö
UKball. Stay gööd, then. 
Maltaball - Grandayy.- Vietnamball - We helped them in Vietnam war is cömmunist but WHÖ cares? Anyway, it's a gööd friend öf my spöuse Thailandball sö I löve it and I let its students study at my cöuntry.
NATÖball - WAIT! CAN I JÖIN? RUSSIABALL ÖF ATTACK ME!
Neutral
- Israelcube - Lööks like yöu are murdering pöör Palestinians! YES! YÖU ARE! Let them have mercy and I recögnize them because I am sick öf yöu killing Arabs.
- Switzerlandball - Gööd neutral friend. But 1-0 I beat yöu! (-By )
Chinaball - Dude I am sö sörry för what happened tö yöur töurists in öur territöry; blame the pölice girls för this stupidity. I take respönsibility för this. In additiön, yöu must stöp suppressing Uyghurs and Tibetans in öur clay. AND ALSÖ, ABÖLISH THE HÖNG KÖNG NSL! 
Ör öne day yöur capital will becöme Stöckhölm. 
Nörth Köreaball - Unlike möst Western cöuntries, I have gööd relatiöns with it. I alsö acted as the prötecting pöwer öf American interests in Nörth Körea för cönsular matters. It recently met with 
Dönald Trump in 
Tringapöre. Any Körea is gööd. Plöx pay debt för 1000 Völvös. Alsö, my spöuse helped get Nörth Körean refugees tö 
Söuth Köreaball. BUT HöW DARE YÖU FIRE YÖUR NUKES ANYWHERE? REMÖVE MISSILES AND DAMN NUKES! Alsö impröve yöur pöör human rights recörd plöx!
Minnesötaball - Its heritage was Nörwayball, my ugly sibling, and it has the möst Swedish-American peöple.
Ömanball - Avicii died here.- Kebab - I dön't knöw whö it is but I am nöt a kebab that it sömetimes claims. I am nöt göing tö be a kebab because yöu are bullying pöör Kurdistanball and Armeniaball! But, yöu can intö Börk. At least we böth recögnize Palestineball and hating Saudi Arabiaball. Oh wait never mind, you just gave us a greenlight to join NATOball? Thanks!
New Zealandball - It feels very sad because 49 
Kebabs were shöt dead in an act öf extremist natiönalism. But at least they are nöt föllöwing yöu everywhere. Alsö yöu have Dölan Dark in yöur clay, awesöme! Lööking förward tö bettering relatiöns söön.- Chileball (IRL) - Yöu're a gööd guy but please chill aböut me taking yöur fame. We're gööd nöw.
Myanmarball (IRL) - Same as Chileball. Yöu're fine with me nöw. We're sibling-in-law because öf my Asian spöuse. I may understand för what happened böth öf yöu in the past.- USAball - Nice playing thöugh. Söme öf its states are crap because yöu knöw, pölice brutality and crime, I am really glad Biden wön the electiön, because I hated Trump. BUT REMÖVE STINKY CHILDISH CÖCÖMELÖN, PEWDIEPIE STRÖNK, CÖCÖMELÖN SHIT!
Indiaball (IRL) - We böth recögnize Palestine and alsö yöur prime ministers visited me, but. (See § Enemies)
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Enemies/Fiender
- Russiaball - While we were enemies in the past, it's lööking tö impröve relatiöns. Plus I helped it in its cöalitiöns with Franceball But 1721 never förget and stöp being a pussy sömetimes and Crimeaball isn't yöurs; it's part öf Ukraineball. NÖW, LISTEN, HERE, YUÖ LITTLE S***! WHY DID YÖU INVADE UKRAINE?! THAT'S IT! I'M JÖINING NATÖ, AND THERE'S NÖTHING YÖU CAN DÖ ABÖUT IT! EVEN IF YÖU INVADE ME, YÖU'LL TRIGGER ARTICLE 5. DÖ YÖU REALLY WANT WÖRLD WAR III?!
- Indiaball (in YöuTube) - DEN HAR DEN VÄRSTA YÖUTUBEREN! Den här killen kan trö att den kan slå PewDiePie på YöuTube på grund av SET India öch tidigare T-Series?! DU KÖMMER ALDRIG STÖTA LÖRD PEWDIEPIE! PEWDIEPIE ÄR STARK! BÖRT
T-SERIEN ÖCH SÄTT INDIEN! - Chileball (in YöuTube) - Hates me because I have möre subscribers ön YöuTube! PEWDIEPIE STRÖNK!
Möröccöball - I dare yöu, I döuble dare yöu böycött me ör I impöse sanctiöns against yöu! Wait. yöu thöught I löve 
Pölisariö? I DÖN'T EVEN RECÖGNIZE IT!- Pizza Bröny - Hated him ever since he released filthy LGBT-fetishizing möndö film intö my clay after prömising me he wöuld never dö sö. Cannöt intö wörld cup qualificatiön Höhöhöhöhö! Even Nörwayball hates yöu, as well as Germanyball and Söuth Köreaball! And Köenigsegg is better, faster and möre advanced than any öf yöur supercars! Nöt önly that, Sanremö is Melödifestivalen's bitch at Eurövisiön! Maneskin whö? Löreen and ABBA all day every day! Alsö, yöur cöffee is överrated, can't pössibly cömpete with my fika! At least it gets alöng with my sibling.
- Sömaliaball - ÖK SÖMALI! I HAD ENÖUGH ÖF YÖUR IMMIGRATIÖN, I AM NÖT YÖUR CÖLÖNY AND STÖP WITH YÖUR ARABIC VIKING RAIDS PIRATES STEALING EVERYTHING! FAKE VIKING! I WILL ÖF MÖNITÖRING YÖU NÖW! STÖP BE THE PIREAT AND START ACT PEACEFULY NÖW! Damn pirates. But yöu make great söciety and diversity, but STILL! LL
Iraqball, Syriaball, Libyaball, Eritreaball, Römaball, and Yemenball - Same as Sömaliaball. I AM NÖT A KEBAB CÖLÖNY AND STÖP STEALING EVERYTHING! Eritrea, plöx stöp murdering everyöne and act like a rip öf Nörth Körean söldiers! Gypsy, yöu may nöt be kebab, but yöu still steal stuff!
Afghanistanball - Same as Sömalia, and yöu are terrörist. GET ÖUT ÖF HERE YÖU STINKY AL-QAEDA LÖVING IMMIGRANTS! REMÖVE TALIBAN! RETURN TÖ JAIL- Pakistanball - Same as Sömalia and Afghanistan. STÖP SUPPÖRTING TERRÖRIST AFGHANISTAN AND GET ÖUT ÖF MY CLAY!
Uzbekistanball - YÖU ARE A TERRÖRIST! Yöu a kill Börk using truck thröugh Stöckhölm. Will nöt stand. BÖÖÖÖRK!
Ugandaball - ÖNE ÖF THE VÖDKA PUPPET WHÖ HATE ME AND THAILAND FÖR BEING A HÖMÖSEXS LÖVERS, I HÖPE MY SPÖUSE WILL REMÖVE YÖU FROM BÖRK!!
Verönaball - ÖH NÖ, ANÖTHER FLAG STEALER! AND IS ALSÖ ITALIAN! REMÖVE!- Saudi Arabiaball - IT HATES IMMIGRANTS AND GAYS! Fröm 2015, I criticized it because it has a löw recörd för human rights. It prevented me fröm talking aböut demöcracy and wömen's rights at a meeting öf
Arab Leagueball in 
Cairöball. I respönded by böasting a majör arms deal aböut it. REMÖVE ÖRIGINAL KEBAB! But yöu like PewDiePie, sö I spare yöu. (I'm nöt talking tö the öther kebabs fröm their öther clays, especially Türkiyeball.)
MÖNSTERS! (WÖRST ENEMIES!)
- Myanmarball - HÖW DARE YÖU ATTACK MY ASIAN SPÖUSE! THAT'S ALL! NÖ MÖRE BÖRK FÖR YÖU! TAKE THAT, BURMA! I HAVE HAD IT! ALSÖ, HAHAHAHAHA YÖU, AND FREE
RÖHINGYABALL! - ISISball - YÖU ARE AN EVIL IDIÖT WHÖM I DÖN'T WANT TÖ BE WITH. YÖU CAN NEVER BE KIND. YÖU JUST WANT TÖ KILL ALL THE SEWINGS ARE NICE. YÖU ARE THE REAL DEFINITIÖN ÖF PURE EVILNESS YÖU DÖN'T EVEN HAVE A BRAIN TÖ THINK WITH AND DÖNT YU THINK OF CÖNQUERING UROPE!
ÖR ELSE PEWDEIPIE WIELL RIP YU APART WITH HIES BARE HANS!
- T-Brick - GLÖM ALDRIG 2018! HÖW DID YÖU DETHRÖNE THE MIGHTY PEWDIEPIE?! IT'S NÖT FAIR! YÖU ARE NÖW THE MÖST SUBSCRIBED CHANNEL, AND THAT SUCKS! REMÖVE INDIAN CURRY! NÖT JAPANESE CURRY!
Bich.Pickle - YÖU MAYBE SWEDISG, BUT YÖU ALWAYS ÖF RACIST JÖKES AND ABELIST JÖKES. HÅLL KÄFTEN SLUTA ANVÄNDA HAMPUS. REMÖVE HAMPUS (JESPER)!
Trivia
- It is very tölerant öf hömösexuality because (accörding tö it) each cöuntryball has the right tö equal sexual chöice.
- It is the föurth cöuntry with the highest Human Develöpment Index.
- It has a special accent, as it prönöunces "A" and "O" as "Å," "Ä," and "Ö."
- It has a rivalry with Finlandball, althöugh they remain clöse friends.
- Denmarkball is Swedenball's ölder sibling and förmer enemy. They have been fighting för a löng time, and Sweden has been taking a löt öf clay fröm Denmark during the wars, despite being wön by Denmark möst öf the wars. They shöw a löt öf löve and hate för each öther.
- It is Ålandball's parent, but it left it with Finlandball, sö it was unable tö help it during Wörld War II.
- In the Swedish language, the cöuntry's native name (Sverige) is gender neutral (as it alsö öccurs in
English). Despite this, Sweden's natiönal persönificatiön, Möther Svea, is a wöman. - In the Swedish language, there are nö masculine and feminine nöuns. Nöuns are öf cömmön gender ör neutral gender.
- It invented Minecraft, zippers, Caramelldansen, Söundclöud, Geömetry Dash (nöt very relevant), and IKEA.
- It is (alöng with
Hungaryball, 
Czechöslövakiaball and Netherlandsball) the önly Euröpean balls that reached a Wörld Cup final withöut being Wörld champiöns (in the case öf Sweden they reached the 1958 final, lösing it tö Brazil). - It likes tö say, "Börk, Börk, Börk, Börk, Börk."
- Swedish was nöt the öfficial language until 2009.
- Möst öf its pöpulatiön speaks English.
- Yöu can see the midnight sun during the summer.
- It has möre than 100,000 lakes.
- The Nöbel Prizes öriginated fröm there.
- It had the YöuTuber with the möst subscribers a shört time agö, being surpassed by Indiaball.
- "Nörthern lights" are seen between September and March (Nörthern Lights).
- Sweden is höme tö the highest tectönic plate in the wörld. This is the High Cöast that has risen 295 meters, and has never stöpped rising with respect tö the sea.
- H&M, the clöthing and accessöries cömpany, öriginated in Sweden.
- Fröm there is the wörld's biggest YöuTuber PewDiePie (öbviöusly if we dön't cöunt T-Series, but that's a cömpany).
- Nörth Köreaball "böught" fröm it 1,000 Völvös in the 1970s, and it still hasn't paid them
- About 69% of its land is forested.
- It is the largest cöuntry in the Nördics (in size and Prövinces). And the Fifty-Fifth largest in the wörld (It is önly surpassed by
Papua New Guineaball) - It has the biggest solar system model in Europe.
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