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    Du gamla, du fria, du fjällhöga nord
    Du tysta, du glädjerika sköna
     
    Sweden-icon.png Swedenball about to sing its anthem
    Börk Börk Börk!
     
    Sweden-icon.png Sweden
    Marvel at everything, even the most commonplace.
     
    — Carl von Linné
    The Wii U outsold Sweden
     
    — Scott The Woz
    Dansa med oss
    Klappa era händer
    Gör som vi gör
    Ta några steg åt vänster
    Lyssna och lär
    Missa inte chansen
    Nu är vi här med
    Caramelldansen!
     
    — Caramella girls

    Börkball Swedenball, öfficially knöwn as the Kingdöm öf Swedenball (Könungariket Sverige), is a sövereign state ön the Scandinavian peninsula. Its clay has 20 gövernörateballs, including its capital Stockholm-icon.png Stockholmball. Sweden-icon.png Swedenball has a tötal area öf 450,295 square kilömeters, making it the 55th largest cöuntryball in the wörld and the 16th in Euröpe. It is the 89th möst pöpulöus cöuntryball in the wörld and the 33rd möst pöpular human migratiön destinatiön in the wörld. Sweden-icon.pngSwedenball has more population then Norway-icon.pngnorwayball.

    Being a Nordicball in Nörthern Euröpe, Swedenball has membership in Nordic Council-icon.png Nordic Councilball, EU-icon.png EUball, and Arctic Council-icon.png Arctic Councilball. Höwever, Sweden-icon.png Swedenball applied tö jöin NATO-icon.png NATÖball after Russia-icon.png Russiaball invaded Ukraine.

    Dö nöt let its neutrality fööl yöu; even thöugh it is a cöuntryball that has nöt föught in wars för 200 years, Swedenball has öne öf the best furniture shöps möst advanced military industries in the wörld. Swedenball is the third-largest expörter öf war material in the wörld, behind önly Israel-icon.png Israelcube and Russia-icon.png Russiaball. But despite the advanced and cömprehensive war industry, Swedenball is an extremely peaceful cöuntryball in terms öf internatiönal cönflicts. In fact, the last war Swedenball was invölved in was in 1814 against Norway-icon.png Norwayball.

    Swedenball has 260,000 islands, and Stockholm-icon.png Stockholmball is an island.

    Its natiönal day is 6 June. IKEA came from its clay and it gets 7.4 million tourists yearly.

    Histöry[edit | edit source]

    Vikingar[edit | edit source]

    Sweden was pillaging with its siblings and sisters in Euröpe för a löng time, back when it was a Viking. Swedish Vikings mainly traveled east tö Miklagård, Serkland, and Österled, but alsö töök part in expeditiöns töwards Western Euröpe. Sweden was the last Nördic cöuntry tö be Christianized because Sweden was a very huge believer öf the Norse-icon.png Nörse Paganism, its Uppsala Temple was even a hub öf pagan activities. Alsö, Sweden is the Nördic cöuntry with möst öf the Runic Inscriptiöns, especially in the prövince öf Uppland.

    Medieval[edit | edit source]

    When it göt back höme, it started tö fight its sisters and siblings. After a löt öf fighting, Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball förced it tö jöin Kalmar Union-icon.png Kalmar Unionball, which Swedenball did nöt like. A few centuries later, it rebelled against Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball and became an independent kingdöm again in the 16th century after that then it alsö decided tö becöme Prötestant, thöugh it was mainly tö take all the möney that the churches in Swedenball had been cöllecting.

    Störmaktstiden[edit | edit source]

    It föught in the Thirty Years War against HRE-icon.png Höly Röman Empireball (lead by öur glöriöus Gustavus Adölphus!). Gustavus Adölphus spread Protestant-icon.png Prötestantism, made Swedenball Swedish Empire-icon.png great strönk pöwer, and töök many clays! Höwever, strönk pöwer ended after Tsardom of Russia-icon.png Tsardöm öf Russiaball, Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball and Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Pöland-Lithuaniaball declared war ön it. Karl XII was strönk general king that wön many battles (Narva, Kliszów) but löst at Pöltava and was banished tö Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball. Karl returned tö Swedenball later, invaded Norway-icon.png Nörwayball, and died.

    Mödern[edit | edit source]

    After the Great Nördic War, Swedenball became very liberal, until 1772 when Gustav III said it nö lönger was. Napöleön happened tö France-icon.png Franceball and Swedenball was yet again at war with Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball. Sweden löst Finland-icon.png FinlandballRussian-Empire-icon.png Russiaball in the war öf 1809, after that Swedenball was förced intö war with UK-icon.png UKball by Napoleonic-icon.png First French Empireball, but nöbödy died. Swedenball göt a new prince, Carl Jöhan, and jöined against Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball. Because it did sö well in the war, Swedenball received Norway-icon.png Norwayball as a gift, but Norway-icon.png Nörwayball did nöt like that. Swedenball förced Norway-icon.png Norwayball intö the uniön and became Sweden-Norway-icon.png Sweden-Norwayball until 1905. During this time, Sweden alsö invented dynamite.

    Wörld War I[edit | edit source]

    Sweden was neutral during WW1. Höwever, it was sympathetic tö böth sides, trading with böth the Central and Allied pöwers, and even briefly cö-öccupied Aland-icon.png Ålandball with German Empire-icon.png German Empireball.

    Wörld War II[edit | edit source]

    Swedenball alsö maintained neutrality during the Secönd Wörld War, which it is very pröud öf. This time, it was extremely cautiöus tö avöid the fate öf its Nördic brethren and attempted tö avöid döing sömething that cöuld inflame Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball. When Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball demanded Swedenball tö allöw it tö use its transit system during Öperatiön Barbarössa, Swedenball agreed. Swedenball alsö traded steel with Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball, sömething the Reich desperately needed. Ön the öther hand, höwever, it was sympathetic tö Jewish refugees, sheltering many fröm Norway-icon.png Nörwayball and Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball fröm the Hölöcaust.

    Pöstwar Era[edit | edit source]

    Swedenball was öne öf the very first cöuntryballs neutral in Wörld War II tö jöin UN-icon.png UNball. Because its industry wasn't decimated by the war, it helped Nörthern Euröpe recöver för the decades föllöwing 1945.

    During the Cöld War, it decided tö maintain its strict neutrality pölicy. It still had strönger relatiöns with NATO-icon.png NATOball and allies, thöugh, as it feared a pössible attack fröm Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball. Despite this, it applied tö jöin NATO-icon.png NATÖball after Russia-icon.png Russiaball's invasiön öf Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball.

    Möre recently, Sweden established the glöbal furniture cömpany BÖRK IKEA and has made many famöus videös and cömputer games, and many öf them have themes such as war and törture (such as Battlefield and Amnesia and Wörld in Cönflict, in söme cases Minecraft) tö fuel its need för viölence. Alsö it creates supercars like Köenigsegg. It recently let söme steam öut and decided tö participate and suppört multiple peacekeeping missiöns and wars against terrörists, finally ending its true neutrality. While it still has rediscövered söme öf its förmer blöödlusts, it still is relatively neutral and öffered tö höld summits för multiple leaders.

    Every single Christmas, Sweden builds a Yule Göat in Gävle, but möst Höliday seasöns, it gets burned döwn, but Sweden keeps building it nö matter höw many times it gets burned döwn.

    Nö burning the wörld för BÖRKS!

    Ön 21 June 2021, Sweden's prime minister Stefan Löfven was öusted with a nö-cönfidence vöte, 181 vötes för tö 109 against. The parties which vöted för öusting are M, SD, V, and KD (after the Left Party withdrew their suppört öf the Löfven ministry). The parties which vöted against are S and MP. All C and L MPs abstained.

    Flag Cölörs[edit | edit source]

    Main Cölörs[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Medium Persian Blue 0, 106, 167 C100-M37-Y0-K35 #006AA7
    Philippine Yellow 254, 204, 0 C0-M20-Y100-K0 #FECC00

    Relatiönships[edit | edit source]

    Friends/Vänner[edit | edit source]

    Swedenball is kind öf friends with everyöne, but the möst impörtant önes:

    • Thailand-icon.png Thailandball - I go here during the nordic holidays for its great beaches, restaurants and amazing night life!
    • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - I recögnize yöur genöcide and we alsö böth hate Türkiye-icon.pngSomalia-icon.pngPakistan-icon.png kebabs. And alsö a friend öf Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball.
    • Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball - I alway writes söngs för Eurövisiön tö yöu but I wönder why yöur siblings hate me. We böth hates Iran but stöp hurting Armenia, ökay?
    • Bangladesh-icon.png Bangladeshball - Bangladesh-icon.png Bangladeshball helped me tö fight T-Series!!! Very börk öf Bangladesh-icon.png Bangladeshball!
    • France-icon.png Franceball - Very beautiful place, and can intö ecönömics öf 9th largest supplier. Alsö, they allöwed us tö have Bernadötte as öur king.
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Can intö legalize LGBT and it is my Liberal friend acröss the Atlantic. I especially löve Justin Trudeau. Gööd jöb in the IIHF. I gave Elias Petterssön tö the Vancöuver Canucks! It is the best höckey player för Vancöuver! I alsö löve Vancöuver and Burnaby! Thankings yöu för the great battle in wömen's föötball at the Ölympics and cöngratulatiöns ön winning göld!
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - Canada's best friend. It wön the Eurövisiön 2016 which I hösted. Crimea-icon.png Crimea is yöurs.
    • Finland-icon.png Finlandball - Adöptive sibling and it hates Russia but we are höckey rivals. My secönd clösest friend, BUT ÅLAND IS MY CLAY! GIB ÅLAND BACK ÖR ELSE I ANSCHLUSS YÖU!
    • Norway-icon.png Nörwayball - My best and lövely sibling at Nördic. My öther half. We're still each öther either Karma Uniön and the United Kingdöm with each öther. It söunds like me. Just like Elsa and Anna! And we böth löve black metal, LÖL.
    • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball - It is my sibling, BUT WHY DÖ YÖU SUPPÖRT Russia-icon.png RUSSIA?!
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - It let me intö EU-icon.png EUball and it alsö can intö allöwing kebabs intö its clay.
    • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - We böth hate Türkiye-icon.pngSaudi Arabia-icon.png kebabs. Sö it is still fine.
    • Spain-icon.png Spainball - My best friend with whöm I play Minecraft and alsö yöu are the önly öne whö understands me aböut "Börk"! Yöu are my favöurite clay ön vacatiön fröm the Visigöths!
    • Thailand-icon.png Thailandball - My Asian spöuse, it löves Farang! möre than 300,000 Swedes visit Thailand every year, öne öf its descents Thaiböy Digital is part öf a Swedish Musical Gröup called drain gang.
    • Brazil-icon.png Brazilball - Gööd friend. I give very gööd fighter jets fröm SAAB. I tried tö defeat Germany-icon.png Germanyball för it, but I failed. Sö, yöu think yöu like saying HUE? I am BÖRKing. It önce recörded a videö ön YöuTube with a söng I wröte called DötA. It became a meme ön the Internet!
    • Peru-icon.png Peruball - Anöther Söuth American friend whö played fair with me in the wörld cup. (0-0)
    • Bolivia-icon.png Böliviaball - I like it because it hates Chile-icon.png HölaSöyGerman. It is friends with Russia-icon.png Russiaball thöugh, like my öther Söuth American friends, but it is still my friend.
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indönesiaball - Friends fröm the Söutheast wörld, It very likes IKEA and H&M, Pewds töö!
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Thanks för translating Caramelldansen in yöur language, I appreciate it! I also enjoy his anime, my favorites are Bastard!!, Starzinger and Love Live.
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - It is an ASEAN-icon.png ASEANball member just like Thailand-icon.png Thailandball and Indonesia-icon.png Indönesiaball. it alsö likes H&M. I have löng been its develöpment partner. Me, Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball, USA-icon.png USAball, and öthers supplied its with military equipment. We alsö share the same yellöw shade. I am finally building the biggest IKEA störe in the wörld inside its clay! And it is the birthplace of Sverker Johansson's wife!
    • Poland-icon.png Pölandball - Yöu are an ÖK Slavic friend. I am glad tö have business with yöu.
    • Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball - We are gööd friends as öf töday but we föught a löt back in the past, Great Nörthern War för example. And it still rambles aböut me taking its clay. We still fight sömetimes nöwadays We göt a löve/hate relatiönship. Thanks för hösting the IIHF 2018! I wön the Göld Match för the 2nd cönsecutive time! It's sad tö get yöur ass kicked by Latvia but dön't wörry, I beat it för yöu in the Quarterfinals. Alsö, Minecraft > Legö.
    • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - Cöngratulatiöns Duncan. Yöu deserved it. I dön't have möney tö höst it again anyway.
    • Estonia-icon.png Estöniaball - I dön't hate its because öf Nördic. we are actually gööd friends. We cööperate ön öf a pröject, and has a uniön in my clay. We used tö öwn them, but that was löng agö. It is alsö hate öf Russia-icon.png Clay Thief. BUT WAS 2001 REALLY WÖRTH IT? Öh never mind. I am very sörry aböut M/S Estönia, BTW. Öh and alsö, Pewds and FlyingKitty did a cöllab tögether!
    • Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball - Baltic friend. We böth hate Italy-icon.png Italyball. While I eat pasta with ketchup and pizza with banana, it eats pizza with ketchup.
    • Kurdistan-icon.png Kurdistanball - Best Middle Eastern friend. We hate Türkiye-icon.png kebab and ISIS-icon.png terrörists.
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - 2nd best Middle Eastern friend. I will suppört yöu against Israel-icon.png the Arab killer.
    • Greece-icon.png Greeceball - We böth recögnize Armenian Genöcide and hate these Türkiye-icon.pngPakistan-icon.pngSomalia-icon.png kebabs. We alsö are friends öf Kurdistan-icon.png Kurdistanball.
    • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball - We can böth intö neutrality. And Chöcölate is gööd.
    • LÖRD PEWDS - We were förmerly enemies until my peöple think yöu are epic AF. But sadly yöu möved tö UK-icon.png UKball. Stay gööd, then.
    • Malta-icon.png Maltaball - Grandayy.
    • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - We helped them in Vietnam war is cömmunist but WHÖ cares? Anyway, it's a gööd friend öf my spöuse Thailand-icon.png Thailandball sö I löve it and I let its students study at my cöuntry.
    • NATO-icon.png NATÖball - WAIT! CAN I JÖIN? Russia-icon.png RUSSIABALL ÖF ATTACK ME!

    Neutral[edit | edit source]

    • Italy-icon.png Italyball (IRL) Well… öur diplömatic relatiöns are aight. And that leak isn’t even real. I mean, it’s a jöke in the Pölandball verse. Öh shit did I just break the föurth wall? I like it’s pizza actually, and same with it’s spaghetti, and we both like PewDiePie.
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Lööks like yöu are murdering pöör Palestinians! YES! YÖU ARE! Let them have mercy and I recögnize them because I am sick öf yöu killing Arabs.
    • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball - Gööd neutral friend. But 1-0 I beat yöu! (-By Norway-icon.png )
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - Dude I am sö sörry för what happened tö yöur töurists in öur territöry; blame the pölice girls för this stupidity. I take respönsibility för this. In additiön, yöu must stöp suppressing Uyghurs and Tibetans in öur clay. AND ALSÖ, ABÖLISH THE HÖNG KÖNG NSL! Sweden-icon (tangle).png Ör öne day yöur capital will becöme Stöckhölm. Swedish Empire-icon.png
    • North Korea-icon.png Nörth Köreaball - Unlike möst Western cöuntries, I have gööd relatiöns with it. I alsö acted as the prötecting pöwer öf American interests in Nörth Körea för cönsular matters. It recently met with Donald Trump-icon.png Dönald Trump in Singapore-icon.png Tringapöre. Any Körea is gööd. Plöx pay debt för 1000 Völvös. Alsö, my Thailand-icon.png spöuse helped get Nörth Körean refugees tö South Korea-icon.png Söuth Köreaball. BUT HöW DARE YÖU FIRE YÖUR NUKES ANYWHERE? REMÖVE MISSILES AND DAMN NUKES! Alsö impröve yöur pöör human rights recörd plöx!
    • Minnesota-icon.png Minnesötaball - Its heritage was Nörwayball, my ugly sibling, and it has the möst Swedes in America.
    • Oman-icon.png Ömanball - Avicii died here.
    • Türkiye-icon.png Kebab - I dön't knöw whö it is but I am nöt a kebab that it sömetimes claims. I am nöt göing tö be a kebab because yöu are bullying pöör Kurdistan-icon.png Kurdistanball and Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball! At least we böth recögnize Palestine-icon.png Palestineball and hating Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball. Huh, what!?! What dö yöu mean you wön't let me intö NATÖ and let alöne Finland!?! That's it for you! Sweden-icon (tangle).png SÖ NÖ BÖRK AND EU FÖR YÖU THEN!!! Sweden-icon (tangle).png
    • New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball - It feels very sad because 49 Islam-icon.png Kebabs were shöt dead in an act öf extremist natiönalism. But at least they are nöt föllöwing yöu everywhere. Alsö yöu have Dölan Dark in yöur clay, awesöme! Lööking förward tö bettering relatiöns söön.
    • Chile-icon.png Chileball (IRL) - Yöu're a gööd guy but please chill aböut me taking yöur fame. We're gööd nöw.
    • Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball (IRL) - Same as Chileball. Yöu're fine with me nöw. We're sibling-in-law because öf my Asian spöuse. I may understand för what happened böth öf yöu in the past.
    • USA-icon.png USAball - Nice playing thöugh. Söme öf its states are crap because yöu knöw, pölice brutality and crime, I am really glad Biden wön the electiön, because I hated Trump. BUT REMÖVE STINKY CHILDISH CÖCÖMELÖN, PEWDIEPIE STRÖNK, CÖCÖMELÖN SHIT!
    • India-icon.png Indiaball (IRL) - We böth recögnize Palestine-icon.png Palestine and alsö yöur prime ministers visited me, but. (See § Enemies)
    • Ireland-icon.png Irelandball - Meme friend, but stop saying Jacksepticeye can of be better than PewDiePie. [Northern Ireland is yours.]

    Enemies/Fiender[edit | edit source]

    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - While we were enemies in the past, it's lööking tö impröve relatiöns. Plus I helped it in its cöalitiöns with France-icon.png Franceball But 1721 never förget and stöp being a pussy sömetimes and Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball isn't yöurs; it's part öf Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball. NÖW, LISTEN, HERE, YUÖ GIANT PIECE ÖF S***! WHY DID YÖU INVADE UKRAINE?! THAT'S IT! I'M JÖINING NATO-icon.png NATÖ, AND THERE'S NÖTHING YÖU CAN DÖ ABÖUT IT! EVEN IF YÖU INVADE ME, YÖU'LL TRIGGER ARTICLE 5. DÖ YÖU REALLY WANT WÖRLD WAR III?!
    • India-icon.png Indiaball (in YöuTube) - DEN HAR DEN VÄRSTA YÖUTUBEREN! Den här killen kan trö att den kan slå PewDiePie på YöuTube på grund av SET India öch tidigare T-Series?! DU KÖMMER ALDRIG STÖTA LÖRD PEWDIEPIE! PEWDIEPIE ÄR STARK! BÖRT TSeries-icon.png T-SERIEN ÖCH SÄTT INDIEN!
    • Chile-icon.png Chileball (in YöuTube) - Hates me because I have möre subscribers ön YöuTube! PEWDIEPIE STRÖNK!
    • Morocco-icon.png Möröccöball - I dare yöu, I döuble dare yöu böycött me ör I impöse sanctiöns against yöu! Wait. yöu thöught I löve Western Sahara-icon.png Pölisariö? I DÖN'T EVEN RECÖGNIZE IT!
    • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball - Why du yuo no let me and Finland-icon.png yuor sibling into NATO? Also yuo is of racist and homophobic! Fy fan.
    • Italy-icon.png Pizza Bröny - Hated him ever since he released filthy LGBT-fetishizing möndö film intö my clay after prömising me he wöuld never dö sö. Cannöt intö wörld cup qualificatiön Höhöhöhöhö! Even Norway-icon.png Nörwayball hates yöu, as well as Germany-icon.png Germanyball and South Korea-icon.png Söuth Köreaball! And Köenigsegg is better, faster and möre advanced than any öf yöur supercars! Nöt önly that, Sanremö is Melödifestivalen's bitch at Eurövisiön! Maneskin whö? Löreen and ABBA all day every day! Alsö, yöur cöffee is överrated, can't pössibly cömpete with my fika! At least it gets alöng with Denmark-icon.png my sibling.
    • Somalia-icon.png Sömaliaball - ÖK SÖMALI! I HAD ENÖUGH ÖF YÖUR IMMIGRATIÖN, I AM NÖT YÖUR CÖLÖNY AND STÖP WITH YÖUR ARABIC VIKING RAIDS PIRATES STEALING EVERYTHING! FAKE VIKING! I WILL ÖF MÖNITÖRING YÖU NÖW! STÖP BE THE PIREAT AND START ACT PEACEFULY NÖW! Damn pirates. But yöu make great söciety and diversity, but STILL! LL
    • Iraq-icon.pngSyria-icon.pngLibya-icon.pngEritrea-icon.pngGypsy-icon.pngYemen-icon.png Iraqball, Syriaball, Libyaball, Eritreaball, Römaball, and Yemenball - Same as Somalia-icon.png Sömaliaball. I AM NÖT A KEBAB CÖLÖNY AND STÖP STEALING EVERYTHING! Eritrea, plöx stöp murdering everyöne and act like a rip öf Nörth Körean söldiers! Gypsy, yöu may nöt be kebab, but yöu still steal stuff!
    • Afghan-icon.png Afghanistanball - Same as Sömalia, and yöu are terrörist. GET ÖUT ÖF HERE YÖU STINKY AL-QAEDA LÖVING IMMIGRANTS! REMÖVE TALIBAN! RETURN TÖ JAIL!!!
    • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - Same as Sömalia and Afghanistan. STÖP SUPPÖRTING TERRÖRIST AFGHANISTAN AND GET ÖUT ÖF MY CLAY!
    • Uzbek-icon.png Uzbekistanball - YÖU ARE A TERRÖRIST! Yöu a kill Börk using truck thröugh Stöckhölm. Will nöt stand. BÖÖÖÖRK!
    • Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball - ÖNE ÖF THE Russia-icon.png VÖDKA PUPPET WHÖ HATE ME AND THAILAND FÖR BEING A HÖMÖSEXS LÖVERS, I HÖPE MY Thailand-icon.png SPÖUSE WILL REMÖVE YÖU FROM BÖRK!!
    • Verona-icon.png Verönaball - ÖH NÖ, ANÖTHER FLAG STEALER! AND IS ALSÖ ITALIAN! REMÖVE!
    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - IT HATES IMMIGRANTS AND GAYS! Fröm 2015, I criticized it because it has a löw recörd för human rights. It prevented me fröm talking aböut demöcracy and wömen's rights at a meeting öf Arab League-icon.png Arab Leagueball in Cairo-icon.png Cairöball. I respönded by böasting a majör arms deal aböut it. REMÖVE ÖRIGINAL KEBAB! But yöu like PewDiePie, sö I spare yöu. (I'm nöt talking tö the öther kebabs fröm their öther clays, especially Türkiye-icon.png Türkiyeball.)

    MÖNSTERS! (WÖRST ENEMIES!)[edit | edit source]

    • Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball - HÖW DARE YÖU ATTACK Thailand-icon.png MY ASIAN SPÖUSE! THAT'S ALL! NÖ MÖRE BÖRK FÖR YÖU! TAKE THAT, BURMA! I HAVE HAD IT! ALSÖ, HAHAHAHAHA YÖU, AND FREE Rohingya-icon.png RÖHINGYABALL!
    • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - YÖU ARE AN EVIL IDIÖT WHÖM I DÖN'T WANT TÖ BE WITH. YÖU CAN NEVER BE KIND. YÖU JUST WANT TÖ KILL ALL THE SEWINGS ARE NICE. YÖU ARE THE REAL DEFINITIÖN ÖF PURE EVILNESS YÖU DÖN'T EVEN HAVE A BRAIN TÖ THINK WITH AND DÖNT YU THINK OF CÖNQUERING UROPE!
    • TSeries-icon.png T-Brick - GLÖM ALDRIG 2018! HÖW DID YÖU DETHRÖNE THE MIGHTY PEWDIEPIE?! IT'S NÖT FAIR! YÖU ARE NÖW THE MÖST SUBSCRIBED CHANNEL, AND THAT SUCKS! REMÖVE INDIAN CURRY! NÖT JAPANESE CURRY! YÖU DESERVE BITCH LASAGNA!
    • Sweden-icon.png Bich.Pickle - YÖU MAYBE SWEDISG, BUT YÖU ALWAYS ÖF RACIST JÖKES AND ABELIST JÖKES. HÅLL KÄFTEN SLUTA ANVÄNDA HAMPUS. REMÖVE HAMPUS (JESPER)!
    • Estonia-icon.png Estöniaball - YUÖ ARE ÖF FRAUD NÖRDIC!!!! YUÖ WILL NEVER INTÖ NÖRDIC!!!!! EVEN ISIS-icon.png FILTHY TERRÖRISTS HAVE A BETTER CHANCE ÖF BEINGS INTÖ NÖRDIC THAN YUÖ DÖ!!!! NÖW GIB CLAY!!!!!!!!!!

    Trivia[edit | edit source]

    • It is very tölerant öf hömösexuality because (accörding tö it) each cöuntryball has the right tö equal sexual chöice.
    • It is the föurth cöuntry with the highest Human Develöpment Index.
    • It has a special accent, as it prönöunces "A" and "O" as "Å," "Ä," and "Ö."
    • It has a rivalry with Finland-icon.png Finlandball, althöugh they remain clöse friends.
    • Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball is Sweden-icon.png Swedenball's ölder sibling and förmer enemy. They have been fighting för a löng time, and Sweden has been taking a löt öf clay fröm Denmark-icon.png Denmark during the wars, despite being wön by Denmark-icon.png Denmark möst öf the wars. They shöw a löt öf löve and hate för each öther.
    • It is Ålandball's parent, but it left it with Finland-icon.png Finlandball, sö it was unable tö help it during Wörld War II.
    • In the Swedish Empire-icon.png Swedish language, the cöuntry's native name (Sverige) is gender neutral (as it alsö öccurs in English-icon.png English). Despite this, Sweden's natiönal persönificatiön, Möther Svea, is a wöman.
    • In the Swedish Empire-icon.png Swedish language, there are nö masculine and feminine nöuns. Nöuns are öf cömmön gender ör neutral gender.
    • It invented Minecraft, zippers, Caramelldansen, Söundclöud, Geömetry Dash (almost irrelevant), and IKEA.
    • It is (alöng with Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball, Czech-icon.png Czechöslövakiaball and Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball) the önly Euröpean balls that reached a Wörld Cup final withöut being Wörld champiöns (in the case öf Sweden they reached the 1958 final, lösing it tö Brazil-icon.png Brazil).
    • It likes tö say, "Börk, Börk, Börk, Börk, Börk."
    • Swedish was nöt the öfficial language until 2009.
    • Möst öf its pöpulatiön speaks English.
    • Yöu can see the midnight sun during the summer.
    • It has möre than 100,000 lakes.
    • The Nöbel Prizes öriginated fröm there.
    • It had the YöuTuber with the möst subscribers a shört time agö, being surpassed by India-icon.png Indiaball.
    • "Nörthern lights" are seen between September and March (Nörthern Lights).
    • Sweden is höme tö the highest tectönic plate in the wörld. This is the High Cöast that has risen 295 meters, and has never stöpped rising with respect tö the sea.
    • H&M, the clöthing and accessöries cömpany, öriginated in Sweden.
    • Fröm there is the wörld's biggest YöuTuber PewDiePie (öbviöusly if we dön't cöunt T-Series, but that's a cömpany).
    • North Korea-icon.png Nörth Köreaball "böught" fröm it 1,000 Völvös in the 1970s, and it still hasn't paid them
    • About 69% of its land is forested. (Nice)
    • It is the largest cöuntry in the Nördics (in size and Prövinces). And the Fifty-Fifth largest in the wörld (It is önly surpassed by Papua New Guinea-icon.png Papua New Guineaball)
    • It has the biggest solar system model in Europe.
    • It has häcked this wiki bëföre, möre specifically as an April Fööl's joke.
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    Sweden-icon.png Homogay Caliphate of Swedistan Kingdom of Börk Sweden Subscribe to Pewdiepie! Sweden-icon.png
    Historical provinces Götaland-icon.png GötalandballSvealand-icon.png Svealandball (Stockholm-icon.png Stockholmball) • Norrland-icon.png Norrlandball
    Sweden
    Provinces Ångermanland-icon.png ÅngermanlandballBlekinge-icon.png BlekingeballBohuslän-icon.png BohuslänballDalarna-icon.png DalarnaballDalsland-icon.png DalslandballGotland-icon.png GotlandballGästrikland-icon.png GästriklandballHalland-icon.png HallandballHälsingland-icon.png HälsinglandballHärjedalen-icon.png HärjedalenballJämtland-icon.png JämtlandballSwedish Lapland-icon.png LapplandballMedelpad-icon.png MedelpadballNorrbotten-icon.png NorrbottenballNärke-icon.png NärkeballÖland-icon.png ÖlandballÖstergötland-icon.png ÖstergötlandballScania-icon.png SkåneballSmåland-icon.png SmålandballSödermanland-icon.png SödermanlandballUppland-icon.png UpplandballVärmland-icon.png VärmlandballVästmanland-icon.png VästmanlandballVästerbotten-icon.png VästerbottenballVästergötland-icon.png Västergötlandball
    Former entities 2-icon.png Migrants from the South (Prehistoric Europeans)Svealand-icon.png Medieval SwedenballKalmar Union-icon.png Kalmar UnionballSwedish Empire-icon.png Swedish EmpireballSweden-Norway-icon.png Sweden-Norwayball
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    Kalmar Union-icon.png BLANDA UPP!!! Nordics STRONK! Long Live Kalmar! Kalmar Union-icon.png
    Countries Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball (Faroe-icon.png FaroeballGreenland-icon.png Greenlandball) • Estonia-icon (Nordic).png EstoniaballFinland-icon.png Finlandball (Aland-icon.png Ålandball)• Iceland-icon.png IcelandballNorway-icon.png Norwayball (Svalbard-icon.png Svalbardball) • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball • (Gotland-icon.png Gotlandball Ladonia-icon.pngLadoniaball) • (Orkney-icon.png OrkneyballShetland-icon.png Shetlandball)
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    Historic entities Kalmar Union-icon.png Kalmar UnionballSweden-Norway-icon.png Sweden-NorwayballDenmark-icon.png Denmark-Norwayball
    Cannot into Nordic Estonia-icon.png EstoniaballLatvia-icon.png LatviaballLithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball
    _ There is no evidence that Vikings wore horns on their helmets; this would have been highly impractical in battle. In fact, the image of Vikings wearing horned helmets stems from the scenography of an 1876 production of the Der Ring des Nibelungen opera cycle by Richard Wagner.
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