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    Any Australian

    Australiaball Kangaroo riders, officially the Commonwealth of EMUS WHO SHALL TAKE OVER AUSTRALIA Australiaball, is a countryball between the Indian and the Southern Pacific Oceans, occupying the mainland of the continent of Australia and several islands.

    Because it is surrounded by sea, it has no neighbors. However, it is located relatively close to the south of Indonesiaball and Papua New Guineaball and northwest of New Zealandball.

    The countryball is divided into six stateballs and two territoryballs, including the capital ( Canberraball, located in the Australian Capital Territoryball). Australiaball has a total area of 7.692 million square kilometers, making it the sixth-largest countryball on Earthball and the largest countryball in Oceania. As of 2023, Australiaball has about 26.4 million inhabitants, making it the 55th most populated countryball.

    Like most former British colonies, Australiaball is a part of the Anglosphere; despite not being European, it is also part of the Eurovision. It is also a member of the G20 and the UNball like almost every other countryball.

    Australia is often seen as a very dangerous countryball due to the fact that many of the wildlife is either poisonous or out of control (See The Great Emu War). However, if you look beside the wildlife, Australia is actually a very peaceful and happy countryball.

    It gets along with almost everybody, has very popular tourist destinations, and just like USAball, people from countryballs like Chinaball, Iraqball, and Indiaball come and live in its clay. It is a very safe and friendly countryball and a great place to escape to in the outbreak of WW3.

    Some people say it may be an emerging power, which isn't the same as a potential superpower.

    Australiaball was born on 1 January (though Australia day is on 26 January), so its astrological sign is Capricorn.

    It created the world's newest language called "Light Warlpiri", which is spoken by members of the Lajamanu tribe.

    Australiaball has 685 national parks. It is the most sparsely populated countryball in Oceania.

    History

    Pre-Colonization

    Before any kind of contact with European civilization, the island was populated by Australian Aboriginalsball, worshipping Dreamtimeball. They learned to love and care for the animals and plants that lived there. Sometimes they burnt large patches of dead, dry grass and this freed up land for new plants to grow. It is said that they got here during glaciation time.

    Discovery, Exploration, and Colonization

    The status quo was defied when Dutch explorers came here and discovered the land. Tasmaniaball, for example, is named after the Dutch explorer Abel Tasman.

    Since USAball was independent, the UKball decided to settle here a penal colony. Due to the land being unfertile and the high death rate in the desert, prisoners didn't like it. The Australian Aboriginalsball, meanwhile, were being oppressed by the settlers.

    After the American Revolution, UKball needed a place to put their prisoners. As a result, they choose Australiaball because it was a large space of clay. So for the next few centuries, the British put prisoners from the British islands in the colony of Australiaball. The File:First fleet-icon.png first fleet was a collection of 11 boats sent from Englandball full of 700 British convictballs, the first fleet was heading for Australiaball and landed in Botany Bayball but it was too wet, so they moved over to Sydneyball´s cove and then they set camp.

    The six colonies ( NSWball, QLDball, SAball, Tasmaniaball, Victoriaball, and WAball) were united into a federation in 1901, as a dominion of the British Empireball. The distance from the motherland created a different culture. Notably, Vegemite and AFL were invented here.

    Dingo Struggle

    In the 1880s, Australiaball started constructing a dingo fence to keep out the dingos because the dingos were slaughtering the sheep in southern Queenslandball. After the dingo fence was finished being built in 1885 it became the longest fence in the world and still is!

    A huge consequence of this is that the dingos in the environment indirectly affected the vegetation by controlling the numbers of kangaroos and other small mammals and birds... what is the positive?... the 🐑 sheep can live another day.

    Conflicts

    Most of Australiaball's conflicts have been because of colonial alliances, such as WW1, WW2, Korean War, Vietnam War, and the two Gulf Wars. But the most hilarious conflict Australiaball has ever been into was the Great Emu War (alone), where, for some kind of reason, it lost to animals.

    World War 1

    At the declaration of war in 1914, a young independent Australiaball (along with its siblings) was pulled into their parent's war. It and New Zealandball were sent to fight the Turks in Gallipoli. What was meant to be an easy victory turned into a bloodbath.

    The two young countryballs fought in unbearable conditions against a dug-in enemy. They were evacuated in late November 1915. The Gallipoli landings shaped its national identity. Australiaball became a battle-hardened soldier and left many dead siblings behind on the beach.

    Modern Times

    In 1942, it adopted the Statute of Westminster, making the Commonwealth of Australia formally independent from the British Empireball. The monarch of the British Empireball is still the monarch of Australia (and 15 other realms) today.

    On 3 March 1986, the Australia Act 1986 came into effect. Now, UKball's government can no longer be involved with Australiaball's government.

    In 2010, Australiaball was into female leadership.

    In 2017, it legalized same-sex marriage, making Gay and Lesbian Kingdomball obsolete.

    In 2018, Peter Dutton tried to become prime minister, forcing Malcolm Turnbull to resign. However, Scott Morrison beat Dutton in a leadership spill, meaning that Australiaball now has had six different prime ministers since the beginning of 2007.

    Later that same year, Australiaball decided to make a space agency. Adelaideball will stage the headquarters.

    Near the end of 2019-beginning of 2020, it had some huge fires on its east coast, they are currently the most destructive fires to have occurred since the 2009 Black Saturday fires in Victoriaball.

    It is currently loosening COVID-19 restrictions as it is slowly recovering (despite its USAball saying it is a failure).

    Relationships

    M8s (Friends)

    • UKball - Parent that is always caring with the rest of the Anglosphere;
    • New Zealandball - My little sibling! You are a good Rugby player but you need to learn to play some Cricket, mate. Also, cut back on the sheep. Love you, c***. Maybe we should have a barbecue sometime. Jk am still your big sib!
    • Vietnamball - Australian Colombian version. Many Vietnamese are living and studying in my clay.
    • Irelandball - Sibling, a significant proportion of my population consists of it, many were sent here as convicts and in the 20th century, many were fled the troubles and came here.
    • Indiaball - Adoptive sibling! Very Stronk cricketer. Your curry is really good. We now have a free trade agreement. Also, I gave you the "stolen" artwork. BUT DON'T CALL ME RACIST!
    • Pakistanball - It's also my adoptive sibling! Creeps me out. At least it is good at cricket And Has Good NON-VEG Food.
    • South Sea Islanderballs - Oh crikey! I would always forget of this little bugga, if I remember they would come from Solomon Islandsball, New Caledoniaball, and Vanuatuball, those small these. Please stop talking of colonial abductions...
    • Ukraineball - New mate, relations increasing. Congrats on bein' the only country to qualify every single time in Eurovision. Bein' there longa than I have, that's such an achievement.
    • Canadaball - Sibling, EH? I love its Canada Goose! Bring some to me eh?
    • Netherlandsball - Thank you for discovering me.
    • Italyball - Best friend from Europe. A significant proportion of my population consists of it. We have sustained a muscular and friendly relationship for long years. Not only that, his language is commonly taught in my schools as a secondary subject. My current Prime Minister is of Italian descent as well!
    • Kosovoball - I recognize it and I fully support it against that anti-vax-sympathizing drongo.
    • Kurdistanball - Good blokes, gave it some guns n' s*** to fight em' ISIS doggas.
    • Iraqball - Many of them living in our clay. I am also very friendly with it. But why do you hate Kurdistanball? It is helping you against ISIS.
    • Argentinaball - Ha! You can't be in Eurovision, but I can! Rekt! BUT WHY DID YOU DEFEAT ME IN RUGBY?! NO ONE EVER BLOODY DEFEATS ME ON RUGBY!
    • Greeceball - I have many in my clay. My people are interested in your language. Also, happy 200th anniversary!
    • North Macedoniaball - I have the most people outside of your clay! But blimey mate, even my people are confused which one of you are Greek, Serb, Bulgarian or not!
    • Bulgariaball - Like Greece and North Macedonia, I have slightly sizable population in your clay but by heritage![1] But I wonder why the one above hates it...
    • All the Oceanian islands except Fijiball
    • Polandball - Many of them are living in my clay.
    • USAball - Loves my accent and strong ally. It is my 2nd favorite sibling as well, but my politicians prefer New Zealand to you. It thinks that it is more resistant than me, but it wears helmets and protections in that stupid sport that it invented (RUGBY IS BETTER THAN AMERICAN FOOTBALL!).
    • Yugoslaviaball - Great lil bogan, but where did ya go ya bloody wanker?
    • South Koreaball - Good Korea, many Koreans are in my clay.
    • Hong Kongball - Adoptive sibling, many are in my clay. EY YOU SO KAWAII! (pats Hong Kong)
    • South Africaball - My cousin. It is basically an African version of me, although it is much older. Many of its 2balls settled in my clay after apartheid (bloody racists) also why did you give me Omicron? What did I ever do to ya?
    • Philippinesball - Here is my little Asian close friend and fellow APEC member, who is interested in my clay and it likes my Christian songs and singers, especially this one. I can help them to get into G20 with the help of USAball, Germanyball, Indonesiaball, Argentinaball, Saudi Arabiaball, Canadaball, Mexicoball and Tringapore. BUT WHY DID YA START A BASKETBALL BRAWL AGAINST ME?!
    • Nigerball - African country who hates Norwayball for making fun about its HDI mate.
    • Brazilball - It has strange animals too and unfortunately suffers of burning too, it can now into Christian Music because of Diante do Trono and the Brazilian Darlene (AKA Ana Paula Valadão). I support Jair Bolsonaro, too.
    • Ecuadorball - How'd you remove all those goats, mate? Could you teach me?
    • Thailandball - My South-East Asian sibling! I like your kangaroos, your geography, and your godmother.
    • Denmarkball - Mate, you just create Subway Surf in my clay (since 2013, 2015, and 2016). And I borrowed your Royal Family.
    • Latviaball - We both hate that identity stealer.
    • Israelcube - I am not recognizing Palestine for it and we both hate Iran. (But be nicer to Palestine's people tho).
    • Saudi Arabiaball - We both hate Iran.

    Don't Know what to say bout these m8s (Neutral)

    • Fijiball - We restored relations between each other, so we're good.
    • Norfolk Islandball - My child, BUT NO INDEPENDENCE!
    • Japanball - You are a good ally but STOP KILLING THE WHALES! Also, remember 1942. If you are the "Land of the Rising Sun", who is the "Land of the Falling Sun"... USA? Tons of Japanese restaurants in my clay. The Anime Man is cool, too.
    • Indonesiaball - My neighbor north of me. We are good allies and I saved it from a tsunami, but they accused me of spying, killed two Australians, and accused them of drugs, Now it's offering me ASEAN membership.
    • Papuaball - My child... no lil' bugger I am not going to annex you - what do you mean I made you a penal colony!? I am just tellin' ya to watch over those c***s comin' in!
    • Portugalball - People think you discovered me. Ya're also the best friend of my parent. Overall not a bad bloke. But remove commies, they're bad.
    • Serbiaball - Successor to the Yugoslaviaball, a great business partner to say at least. We traded loads of things and they exported us very great food products. However mate, I don't care if Novak Djokovic is a great tennis player, he needs to be vaccinated or else no access to our country!
    • Russiaball - Putin likes koalas, but my government doesn't like you. The World Cup was cool ... I may have been eliminated but I will continue to follow, I am curious to know who will be the champion oh did you just invade Ukraineball right, I will sanction you mate (I HAVE SNIPED THE WORLD'S FASTEST MAN)!!
    • Chinaball - Too many of you on my land, though your government exports lots of stuff to me and you are working well on diplomacy with Kim Jong Un. HOW DARE YOU THROW ROCKS AT A KANGAROO IN YOUR ZOO JUST BECAUSE IT WASN'T JUMPING ENOUGH? YOU KILLED IT! Also, stop banning the ABC website in your country.
    • Australian Aboriginalsball - Just stop complaining about our anthem, please. I am sorry that you were mistreated!
    • United Arab Emiratesball - I export oil to it, and our relations are increasing. however, AUSTRALIA DAY 2019 NEVER FORGET! I failed to defend my Asian Cup title because of you...
    • EUball - I can into Eurovision, can Aussie into EU too?
    • Austriaball - NAME STEALER! I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE MY RELATIVE! (shhh! Don't tell it this but I actually stole its name.) At least I beat ya up in the family feud. That makes up for two farking percent.
    • Palestineball - Who's this guy again?

    Kangaroo Motherf***ers (Enemies)

    • Myanmarball - Sibling and murderous bastard. Stop giving me refugees!
    • Tatmadawball - YOU ARE THE REASON WHY A LOT OF MY BURMESE RESIDENTS IN MY CLAY STARTED A PROTEST HERE! REMOVE MILITARY COUP! REMOVE MILITARY GOVERNMENT FROM THE PREMISES! (Wow, that was one of the only times I have good relations with this guy...)
    • Emus - REMOVE! They humiliated me. Dangerous creature! Kill! KILL! 1932 NEVER FORGET WORST YEAR EVER, f*** YOU!
    • Stingrays - YA f***IN KILLED STEVE IRWIN! HE WAS A NATIONAL TREASURE YA BASTARD! REMOVE!
    • West Papuaball - Are you part of Indonesia again?
    • American Samoaball - HA! I destroyed it in soccer, 31-0! Just when I thought the 22-0 win over Tonga was the best day of my life, this guy shows up! f*** YOU, AMERICAN SAMOA!
    • North Koreaball - Hates me because I'm a friend and sibling of America and a friend of South Korea. Also threatened me with a nuclear strike. REMOVE KIM FAMILY!
    • Soviet Unionball - Hated me cuz I am a friend of USA. Used to threaten my big cities with nukes during the Cold War! REMOVE STALIN AND GULAG! Oh wait, it's dead. Well, good riddance, c***!
    • Nazi Germanyball - Fought against it in World War II in numerous battles throughout the conflict, me along with UKball and USAball and other Allied Powers fought against it mostly in North Africa and Western Europe, it was so good that you died you f***ing c***!
    • Ottoman Empireball - Fought with it in World War I at Galipoli for my UKball. You committed genocide on the Armenians. Remove Ottoman!
    • Timor-Lesteball (not really) - You're a commie n' deserve to be invaded. You have "Democratic" in your name, like a commie nation.
    • Empire of Japanball - Tortured my army and bombed my clay!
    • Washingtonball - Sorry, mate, I never allowed to you open the Starbucks on my clay.
    • Hondurasball (sports) - Mate, I don't think we ever met before, but I will seriously defeat ya in soccer! World Cup, here I come!
    •  Iranball - INSANE KEBAB!
    • Venezuelaball - It hates me for being friends with  USAball.
    • ISISball - Stupid Lil c***! It can go suck an emu's d*ck!
    • Sierra Leoneball - Hates me because I'm not giving aids to treat Ebola. (AIDS is bad, remember)
    • Norwayball (not really) - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE A HIGHER HDI THAN I MATE! I'm IN STUPID SECOND (eighth in 2019) PLACE THANKS TO YOU, YOU STUPID c***! I'M GOING TO TOP THAT LADDER ONE DAY! JUST YOU WAIT! But our siblings like each other. Wait, OH WAIT A MINUTE! YOU AREN'T EVEN AT THE TOP ANYMORE! SWITZERLANDBALL TOOK THAT FROM YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    • Belarusball - Just resign already Lukashenko!
    • ragreynolds - Stupid Scottish c*** that thinks that i do not exist, I hope YouTube terminates you! Or else...
    • Fijiball (formerly) - Got angry at me just for not supporting a military coup that overthrew the former government.

    States and territories

    The Commonwealth of Australia is a federation of six states:

    • NSWball - Home to the biggest city in Australia and Oceania, Sydney, Yet rivals with over who should have the Capital city. It is also the most cultured and populated state. (Quite an abbreviation, just add an F and s*** will happen)
    • Victoriaball - Rednecks and the most livable city in the World, Melbourne. It is a bit of a hipster and has a lot of street art too.
    • Queenslandball - The only state in Australia with real Theme Parks (Movie World, Dream World, Sea World, Etc) It is also one of the hotter states especially, in the north. It has beautiful corals.
    • Western Australiaball - Has the most minerals, and their major city Perth is one of the most isolated areas in the world. WA is also the biggest state out of all of them (bigger than Alaska and Texas put together and is comparable to Kazakhstan's alone.)
    • South Australiaball - Is mostly desert in the north, yet has the fifth biggest city (Adelaide) It makes good wine, and despite its name, it is not the southernmost state.
    • Tasmaniaball - The only state that is not on the mainland and formerly had the Tasmanian Tiger. it is Friends With Denmarkball and also had a mining collapse once. (Capital: Hobart)

    Territories

    Internal

    • ACTball - It became the real capital of Australia after NSW and Victoria had an argument about who should have the Capital city (though it is located closer to Sydney than Melbourne). It is also the only landlocked state or territory in Australia (after the exclave at Jervis Bay Territory became its own territory in 1989).
    • Northern Territoryball (Australia) - The birthplace of the aboriginals 40,000 years ago. (Capital: Darwinball)
    • Jervis Bay Territoryball - Created when the ACTball achieved self-government in 1989, is the smallest Territory.

    External

    Quotes

    Australians all let us rejoice, for we are one and free
    We've golden soil and wealth for toil, our home is girt by sea
    Our land abounds in Nature's gifts of beauty rich and rare
    In history's page, let every stage, advance Australia fair!
    In joyful strains then let us sing, "Advance Australia fair!"
     
    Australiaball singing its anthem
    Yeah Nah ya f***en c***!
     
    — Druggo outside Centrelink
    Your metal toys are no a match for me!
     
    — Saxton Hale
    Britney's in the wall.
     
    — Mark Webber
    Sometimes you just gotta lick the stamp and send it!
     
    — Daniel Ricciardo
    WOAH!
     
    — Crash Bandicoot
    ¿¿uʍop ǝpᴉs dn sʎɐlɔ llɐ ǝɹɐ ʎɥʍ
     
    ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀
    You've been... THUNDERSTRUCK!
     
    File:Dunston-icon.png Brian Johnson from AC/DC singing "Thunderstruck"
    Traveling in a fried-out Kombi...On a hippie trail, head full of zombie. I met a strange lady, she made me nervous... She took me in and gave me breakfast.
    And she said: Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men plunder? Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover!
     
    Colin Hay from Men At Work singing "Down Under", the most Australian song you can ever think of
    I'm... spinning around, move out of my waaay! I know you're feeling me 'cause you like it like this!
    I'm breaking it down, I'm not the saaameee... I know you're feeling me 'cause you like it like this!
     
    Kylie Minogue singing "Spinnin' Around"
    In a trail of fire, I know we will be free again. In the end, we will be oooooneeeeeee...
    In a trail of fire, I'll burn before you bury me, set your sights for the Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!
     
    Rob Swire from Pendulum singing "Propane Nightmares"
    Don't ask me, what you know is true... don't have to tell you, I love your... precious heart
    I... I was standing... you were there. Two worlds collided... and they could never... tear us apart!
     
    Michael Hutchence from INXS singing "Never Tear Us Apart"
    Let's get physical, physical, I wanna get physical... let's get into physical!
    Let me hear your body talk, your body talk, let me hear your body talk!
     
    File:Cambridge-icon.png Olivia Newton-John singing "Physical"
    Oh, what a day... What a lovely day!
     
    — Nux, Mad Max: Fury Road
    My national bird is the emu, and it's a pest! ... Also, bloody delicious!
     
    Australia, "Emu War - OverSimplified (Mini-Wars #4)"
    Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell. If you love the Outback redneck Australians.
     
    — Puff Puff Humbert

    Information for artists

    Flag colours

    These are the official colours that the Australian government follow:

    Main colours

    Colour Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Navy Blue 0, 0, 139 C100-M97-Y7-K1 #00008B
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF

    Union Jack colours

    Colour Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Red 255, 0, 0 C0-M87-Y99-K0 #FF0000
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF

    Or use the colours that the Australian government does not specify but the British government does[2]:

    Main colours

    Colour Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Royal Blue 1, 33, 105 C99-M69-Y0-K59 #012169
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF

    Emblem Colours

    Colour Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Spanish Red 228, 0, 43 C0-M100-Y81-K11 #E4002B
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF

    How to draw

    Australiaball has a drawing rating of intermediate.

    Drawing Australiaball is not too easy, but also not too hard:

    1. Draw a ball.
    2. Draw the Union Jack on the top left corner.
    3. Draw a seven-pointed star below the Union Jack.
    4. Draw the Southern Cross constellation on the right, with four seven pointed stars resembling the crucifixion, and draw a five-pointed star a bit left from the right seven pointed star.
    5. Draw the eyes, and you're done!
    6. Optional: Draw the Dundee hat, with crocodile teeth around the band.

    Gallery

    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, GIFs, and videos of Australiaball.

    Click here to see it.


    References

    See also

    VE
    The Allied Powers - Liberating the World from Tyranny
    The Triple Entente
    Principal Entente Powers: Franceball United Kingdomball Kingdom of Italyball (From 1915) • Russian Empireball (until 1917) • United Statesball (from 1917) • Empire of Japanball
    Associated allies and co-belligerents: 1914: Australiaball Canadaball Serbiaball Belgiumball Montenegroball Luxembourgball Czechoslovakiaball Assyrian Volunteersball Kuwaitball Egyptball 1915: Nejd and Hasaball Asirball 1916: Portugalball Hejazball Provisional Government of National Defenceball Romaniaball 1917: Greeceball Siamball Chinaball Brazilball 1918: Transcaucasian DFRball Centrocaspian Dictatorshipball Armeniaball
    Nations that declared war on the Central Powers, but didn't fight them: San Marinoball Andorraball Cubaball Panamaball Liberiaball Guatemalaball Nicaraguaball Costa Ricaball Haitiball Hondurasball
    Nations that severed diplomatic ties with the Central Powers, but didn't fight them: Boliviaball Dominican Republicball Peruball Uruguayball Ecuadorball
    Nations that were aligned to the Entente, but didn't get involved: Norwayball Monacoball El Salvadorball Tibetball
    Allies of World War II
    The Big Three United Kingdomball (From September 1939) • Soviet Unionball (From June 1941) • United Statesball (From December 1941)
    Allied combatants with governments-in-exile: Free Franceball Polandball Czechoslovakiaball Belgiumball Luxembourgball Netherlandsball Norwayball Greeceball Yugoslaviaball Ethiopiaball Philippinesball
    Other Allied combatant states: Chinaball Canadaball Australiaball New Zealandball Indiaball Southern Rhodesiaball South Africaball Brazilball Mexicoball Mongoliaball
    Co-belligerents (former Axis powers): Italyball (from 1943) • Romaniaball (from 1944) Bulgariaball (from 1944) • Finlandball (from 1944)

    es:Australiaball ru:Австралия zh:澳大利亚球 pt:Austráliaball

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