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|“||The stars at night are dull and dim whenever they have to be over dumb, old, stupid Texas!||”|
— SpongeBob SquarePants
|“||Come and Take It!!!||”|
— Texas Revolution
|“||Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?||”|
— TF2 Engineer
’s spanish name means Roof Tiles is where all the murican stereotypes come from is Mr. Black People a countryball stateball from USAball. He is possibly also one of the most likely to secede from 'Murica, due to his rebellious nature and personality. Should he secede, it would severely weaken USAball, as many states heavily rely on Texas for certain resources such as oil, petroleum and guns. He is a rather trigger happy fellow, even for an American state. He is known for being home to cowboys and bandits, having tons of oil, being home to many big businesses like AT&T, being a big redneck state known for country singers like other southern states have, and for being where the most people are moving to in the USA. Despite being known for being a redneck and a really conservative state, due to people from many states moving into Texas, it isn’t as conservative as other southern states.
Texasball is sometimes seen wearing shades and his iconic hat. He may also have a Colt Peacemaker, a Winchester rifle, or a shotgun.
History[edit | edit source]
Texas was offcially born as a 3ball. He remained this way until he was adopted by the colonizer, Spainball in 1519. He was called New Philippinesball by Spanish Empireball. He tried being a republic twice as 1st Republic of Texasball and 2nd Republic of Texasball. Franceball tried taking him, but natives and the climate killed him off. He then later was adopted by Mexicoball and combined with Coahuilaball to form Coahuila y Tejasball. He then gained independence for 10 years, those ten years were spent deciding if he should Join the United States of America or expand west to compete with America. He decided to join America in 1845. He had a bit of a rebellious phase and seceded then joined CSAball. He then rejoined USAball in 1870. In 1900 he struck oil in Spindletop and since then, his economy has been booming rivaling Canadaball and Brazilball in GDP. Lately he's been considering secession again. For the past few years, he has been getting a bunch of people moving into his clay from California, which has boosted his growth, however, he is worried about liberals taking over his clay and turning him into another Californiaball, aka liberal state.
Relations[edit | edit source]
Pardners (Friends)[edit | edit source]
- USAball (mostly) - Mah Pa an' former Civil War enemy, he is still steamed about his confusion with Chileball, he also won't let me move out. But ever since Harvey, don't even think Ah'm ready yet.
- Arizonaball - A good brother! We hunt down illegal aliens together. Plus, it's hotter than dickens!!! And He was James, Jaiden and Adam's Home, and they're Rebecca's friends! We love your YouTubers and You love ours!! We both have the same Storytime Animators! Also, we're both victims of the invasion of those darn Californians. We both know that we wanted Donald Trump 2020!
- New Mexicoball - My younger brother, We don't talk much.
- Kansasball - Good friend, even if we were on opposite sides in the American Civil War. We have things in common nowadays, and people from my clay go to its. However, this stupid sucker exists. I will help you remove them!
- Wyomingball - Fellow cowboy.
- Coloradoball - Younger brother (Also a bit of him used to be my clay), somewhat a moderate between me and Californiaball. Though he gets annoyed sometimes when Californiaball and Ah both invade his clay, yet he likes weed. He prefers me over this asshole which is good. Also the co creator of South Park (Matt Stone) was born in my most populated city
- Other Southernballs - My half-siblings! ( special former relationship)
- Chihuahuaball, Coahuilaball, Nuevo Leónball, Tamaulipasball - Mexican stateballs that send too many drugs and immigrants over the Rio Grande. Can't forgive 'em for that... They are all kind of cool, especially Nuevo Leónball who is kind of Mexican me (sort of)
- UKball - Grandpa.. tell dad to give me a gun this Christmas please...
- Australiaball - Uncle that has a lot in common with me. We wear hats, have accents and very big egos, etc. But annoyingly his son, Western Australiaball, is even bigger than me and the darn Alaska put together!
- Philippinesball - My cutie asian sister outside of US. I really love her culture. And yer food is very yummy! Give Adobo and Sisig, sis! Most of Filipinos living in my clay!
I, once, stole her name.
- Ukraineball - I like you because you are former commie soviet and we both hate Russiaball and Vietnamball.
- Queenslandball - The 'Australian Texas' as they say it here.. So obviously, we get along darn good.
- Western Capeball - The 'African Texas?' Don't understand why there's a lotta me's around here, I approve that at least.
- Bernball (canton) - The 'Swiss Texas' wow yuo are neutral version me.
- Ho Chi Minh Cityball - this guy think that why i hate yuor dad but yuo are The 'Vietnamese Texas'.
- Scotlandball - The 'British Texas' oh yuo also a outer brother from grandpa.
- Farwaniyahball - The 'Kuwaiti Texas' good thing dad liberating yuor mother from Iraqball.
- Zamboanga Peninsulaball - The 'Filipino Texas?' yuo also a son from my sister.
- Grande Comoreball - The 'Comorian Texas?' idk why yuor father Hates my Daddy.
- Canadaball - My Uncle up north, he's loves my culture.
- New Zealandball - My lovely Aunt, she loves the Lord of the Rings.
- Irelandball - My great-uncle who hates my grandpa.
- Albertaball - My cousin who's a lot like me, she and I have a lot in common, I love her!
- Tennesseeball - Thanks for helping free me in the revolution. Great brother! Both of us are big centers of country music, we both were in the CSA and we both love guns and whiskey.
- Oklahomaball - We have a sports rivalry however we are both rednecks
although I’m more of onewho like country music and guns. Plus lots of Oklahomans are in Texas and Spongebob’s creator is from Oklahoma, and Sandy is my favorite character on Spongebob and she’s from Texas!
Ah ain't know 'em (Neutral)[edit | edit source]
- Georgiaball - YUO USED TO BE SO COOL, BUT NOW YOU BETRAYED US WHAT THE HELL!! WHY DID YA VOTE FOR THE STUPID LIBERAL BIDEN YUO LIBTARD! YA DOOMED US ALL, AH TELL YA!!! But we like to ride our horses in that Old Town Road.
- Vietnamball - Russia's son, u suck. But i do like your son and your stable relationship with USAball.
- Mexicoball (sometimes) - Ah forgive him for bein' an abusive ma back in the day, don't ever mess with me ever again. He's the reason Ah can speak Spanish and tacos are one of my popular food. But please git yer people off mah fence.(Remember the Alamo!)
- Spainball - Grandma, ain't know much about her, she's nice from all Ah remember and from what mah pa told me.
- Estoniaball - Ah'm using her name and her counties names on one of mah neighbourhoods, also can be strong Pardner against all those Commies and Antifa. But Ah fuckin' hate the Big Smoke Meme because I was spammed with it on TCR. Also stop pissing me off with that fruty ass Texas song okay?
Bless their rotten hearts (Enemies)[edit | edit source]
- Californiaball - STOP TRYIN' TO TURN ME INTO ONE A' YER LIBERALS! LOOK WHAT YA DONE TO POOR, LITTLE ARIZONA! YOU TURNED HIM INTO 'YOU'! "DON'T CALIFORNIA MAH TEXAS!" Californians should learn to not bring their crappy politics that ruined their former home in the first place! Those Dems thought that they could turn me 'blue'! Yes, Ah turned blue mahself for LBJ. But for Joe Biden? Hahhahhaw! Nope.
- Armeniaball - STOP BEFRIENDIN' THIS LIBTARD!!!!!
- Chileball - IMPOSTOR! KTVT. But you are mah Uncle also so it kind of makes sense.
- Chinaball - GIT YER GOD DAMN MONEY AND CORONAVIRUS OFF OF MAH CLAY!
- Colombiaball - Druglord Uncle, stop sending drugs.
- Alaskaball - 1959 worst day of my life! Your not even part of the contiguous USA, so you ain't hardly count.
Ah still am.
- Russiaball - Alaska is yours, ya' commie. You are the reason why Ah'm smaller than Alaska! But, on the other hand, your child, Moscowball, we're in a pretty good relationship.. way better than you. Sometimes I think you adopted him. Props to that, but seriously, why don't you go and whack off to a naked picture of Vladimir Lenin for Christ's sake?
- Massachusettsball - Stupid liberal, fuck him.
- Moscowball - ..Eh, eh.. I don't want to hate ya, my dad forces me to. You're a pretty nice guy when I think about it. But why are you so shy around me? Are you scared? Hah, anyways, as I'm meant to say, hate you, Moscow..
- Indianaball - COME ERE YE INDIAN.
- S&N Koreaball - South Korea, I don't care if you're friends with USAball! I hate K-POP! REMOVE BTS! REMOVE BLACKPINK! REMOVE RED VELVET! K-POP IS A SIN'!!!' SUCH TERRIBLE MUSIC! At'd least you hate commies. North Korea, And you!!! You are very dirty asian commie!!! Why must you launch to my Capital??!
- Empire of Japanball (Formerly) - I sent all of your Japanese to my internment camps! You will pay after what you did to Pearl Harbor!
REMOVE SUSHI! You deserved to get bombed!
- Arkansasball - YOUR FOOTBALL TEAM SUCKS! We are sooo much better than you. We lost to you in the Texas Bowl though! YOU SUCK! Go back to Kansas!
- Patrick Star - stop calling me dumb!!!
Gallery[edit | edit source]
Videos[edit | edit source]
- UNSTATED - Texas & California
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