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    Try University of Texas!
    Colorado-icon.png Senator Armstrong, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
    The stars at night are Big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas
    — Texas
    Remember the Alamo!
    — Battle of the Alamo
    Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?
    — TF2 Engineer

    Chileball Texasball’s Spanish name means Roof Tiles is where all the 'murican stereotypes come from is a sexist countryball stateball from USA-icon.png USAball. It is a rather trigger-itchy fellow, even for an American state. It is known for being home to cowboys and bandits, having tons of oil, being home to many big businesses like AT&T, being a big Redneck state known for country singers like other southern states have, and for being where the most people are moving to in the USA. Despite being known for being a redneck and a really conservative state, due to people from many states moving into Texas, it isn’t as conservative as other southern states.

    Texasball is sometimes seen wearing shades and its iconic hat. It may also have a Colt Peacemaker, a Winchester rifle, or a shotgun.

    History[edit | edit source]

    Texas was offcially born as a 3-icon.png 3ball. It remained this way until it was adopted by the colonizer, Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spainball in 1519. It was called New Philippinesball by Spanish Empireball. It tried being a republic twice as GM agee-icon.png 1st Republic of Texasball and Long Republic-icon.png 2nd Republic of Texasball.

    Franceball tried taking it, but natives and the climate killed it off. It then later was adopted by Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball and combined with Coahuila-icon.png Coahuilaball to form Coahuila y Tejas-icon.png Coahuila y Tejasball. It then ROT-icon.png gained independence for 10 years, those ten years were spent deciding if it should Join the United States of America or expand west to compete with America.

    It decided to join America in 1845. It had a bit of a rebellious phase and seceded then joined CSA-icon.png CSAball. It then rejoined USAball in 1870. In 1900 it struck oil in Spindletop and since then, its economy has been booming rivaling Canada-icon.png Canadaball and Brazil-icon.png Brazilball in GDP. Lately, it's been considering secession again. For the past few years, it has been getting a bunch of people moving into its clay from California, which has boosted its growth, however, it is worried about liberals taking over its clay and turning it into another Californiaball, aka Liberal state.

    Relations[edit | edit source]

    Pardners (Friends)[edit | edit source]

    • USA-icon.png USAball (mostly) - Mah Pa an' former Civil War enemy, it is still steamed about its confusion with Chile-icon.png Chileball, it also won't let me move out. But ever since Harvey, don't even think Ah'm ready yet.
    • South Korea-icon.png Free version of Korea - Some people think Ah hate it, but Ah think it’s better than it’s North Korea-icon.png damned sibling. BUT GET YER STUPID K-POP AWAY FROM ME!
    • Arizona-icon.png Arizonaball - A good sibling! We hunt down illegal aliens together. Plus, it's hotter than dickens! And it was James, Jaiden and Adam's Home, and they're Rebecca's friends! We love your YouTubers and You love ours!! We both have the same Storytime Animators! Also, we're both victims of the invasion of those darn Californians. We both know that we wanted Donald Trump 2020!
    • NewMexico-icon.png New Mexicoball - My younger sibling, We don't talk much.
    • Kansas-icon.png Kansasball - Good friend, even if we were on opposite sides in the American Civil War. We have things in common nowadays, and people from my clay go to its. However, this stupid Arkansas-icon.png sucker exists. I will help you remove them!
    • Wyoming-icon.png Wyomingball - Fellow cowboy.
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - AMAZING TRADIN PARDNER. China was Texas' third largest export destination in 2021 with $21.1 billion in exports. Also YUMMY FOOD. BUT GIT YER GOD DAMN FENTANYL OFF MY PEOPLE'S LIVE YAH HEARD ME?!!
    • Colorado-icon.png Coloradoball - Younger sibling (Also a bit of it used to be my clay), somewhat a moderate between me and Californiaball. Though it gets annoyed sometimes when Californiaball and Ah both invade its clay, yet it likes weed. It prefers me over California-icon.png this asshole Which is good. Also the co-creator of South Park (Matt Stone) was born in my Houston-icon.png most populated city
    • Other Southernballs - My half-siblings! (CSA-icon.png special former relationship)
    • Chihuahua-icon.png Chihuahuaball, Coahuila-icon.png Coahuilaball, Nuevo León-icon.png Nuevo Leónball, Tamaulipas-icon.png Tamaulipasball - Mexican stateballs that send too many drugs and immigrants over the Rio Grande. Can't forgive 'em for that... They are all kind of cool, especially Nuevo León-icon.png Nuevo Leónball who is kind of Mexican me (sort of)
    • UK-icon.png UKball - Grandparent. tell USA to give me a gun this Christmas please...
    • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - Relative that has a lot in common with me. We wear hats, have accents and very big egos, etc. But annoyingly its child, Western Australiaball, is even bigger than me and the darn Alaska put together!
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - My cutie Asian sibling outside of US. I really love its culture. And yer food is very yummy! Give Adobo and Sisig, sis! Most of Filipinos living in my clay! I, once, stole its name.
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - I like you because you are former commie soviet and we both hate Russiaball .
    • Bavaria-icon.png Bavariaball - The 'German Texas'. We both have great beer.
    • Queensland-icon.png Queenslandball - The 'Australian Texas' as they say it here.. So obviously, we get along darn good.
    • Western Cape-icon.png Western Capeball - The 'African Texas?' Don't understand why there's a lotta me's around here, I approve that at least.
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - My relative up north, it loves my culture.
    • New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball - My lovely relative, loves the Lord of the Rings.
    • Ireland-icon.png Irelandball - My relative who hates my grandparent.
    • Alberta-icon.png Albertaball - My cousin who's a lot like me, it and I have a lot in common, I love it!
    • Tennessee-icon.png Tennesseeball - Thanks for helping free me in the revolution. Great sibling! Both of us are big centers of country music, we both were in the CSA and we both love guns and whiskey.
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Thank you for giving the bullet train to my children, Dallas-icon.png Dallasball and Houston-icon.png Houstonball. Also, I LIKE ITS ANIME! 'ANIME IS BETTER THAN K-POP! Plus, my child Flower Mound has the biggest anime dubbing company ever (Funimation) BUT GIT YER GOD DAMN FENTANYL OFF MY PEOPLE'S LIVE YAH HEARD ME?!!
    • Oklahoma-icon.png Oklahomaball - We have a sports rivalry however we are both Rednecks although I’m more of one who likes country music and guns. Plus lots of Oklahomans are in Texas and Spongebob’s creator is from Oklahoma, Sandy is my favorite character on Spongebob and she’s from Texas!

    Ah ain't know 'em (Neutral)[edit | edit source]

    • US Georgia-icon.png Georgiaball - YOU USED TO BE SO COOL, BUT NOW YOU BETRAYED US WHAT THE HELL!! WHY DID YA VOTE FOR THE STUPID LIBERAL BIDEN!! YA DOOMED US ALL, AH TELL YA! But we like to ride our horses in that Old Town Road.
    • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - It has a close friendship with Russia so you suck. But I do like your child and your stable relationship with USA-icon.png USAball.
    • Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball (sometimes) - Ah forgive it for bein' an abusive parent back in the day, don't ever mess with me ever again. It's the reason Ah can speak Spanish and tacos are one of my popular food. But please git yer people off mah fence.
    • Spain-icon.png Spainball - Grandparent, ain't know much about it, it's nice from all Ah remember and from what mah parent told me.
    • Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball - Ah'm using its name and its counties names on one of mah neighborhoods, also can be strong Pardner against all those Commies and Antifa. But Ah fuckin' hate the Big Smoke Meme because I was spammed with it on TCR. Also, stop pissing me off with that fruity ass Texas song okay?

    Bless their rotten hearts (Enemies)[edit | edit source]

    • California-icon.png Californiaball - STOP TRYIN' TO TURN ME INTO ONE A' YER LIBERALS! LOOK WHAT YA DONE TO POOR, LITTLE Arizona-icon.png ARIZONA! YOU TURNED IT INTO 'YOU'! "DON'T CALIFORNIA MAH TEXAS!" Californians should learn to not bring their crappy politics that ruined their former home in the first place! Those Dems thought that they could turn me 'blue'! Yes, Ah turned blue mahself for LBJ. But for Joe Biden? Hahaha! Nope.
    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - Ah still think yer responsible for 9/11.
      • Saudi Arabia-icon.png: What the hell?! Why yuo blame me for 9/11?! It was not me! It was the Taliban! I didn’t do anything!! Please stop making these al-lies about 9/11. It al-hurts my feelings. 😢
    • Chile-icon.png Chileball - IMPOSTOR! KTVT. But you are mah relative also so it kind of makes sense.
    • Colombia-icon.png Colombiaball - Druglord relative, stop sending drugs.
    • Alaska-icon.png Alaskaball - 1959 worst day of my life! You're not even part of the contiguous USA, so you ain't hardly count. Ah still am.
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Alaska is yours, ya' commie. You are the reason why Ah'm smaller than Alaska! But, on the other hand, your child, Moscowball, we're in a pretty good relationship.. way better than you. Sometimes I think you adopted it. Props to that, but seriously, why don't you go and whack off to a naked picture of Vladimir Lenin for Christ's sake?
    • Massachusetts-icon.png Massachusettsball - Stupid liberal, fuck it. Wait, New York-icon.png New Yorkball calls you conservative?
    • Indiana-icon.png Indianaball - COME ERE YE INDIAN.
    • North Korea-icon.png N Koreaball -YOU! must you launch to my Austin-icon.pngCapital??!
    • Japanese-Empire-icon.png Empire of Japanball (Formerly) - I sent all of your Japanese to my internment camps! You will pay after what you did to Pearl Harbor! REMOVE SUSHI! You deserved to get bombed!
    • Arkansas-icon.png Arkansasball - YOUR FOOTBALL TEAM SUCKS! We are sooo much better than you. We lost to you in the Texas Bowl though! YOU SUCK! Go back to Kansas!
    • Jalisco-icon.png Jaliscoball - Don't pitch a hissy fit on me over yer monkeypox infection
      • Jalisco-icon.png - Yon't be havings a big problema over it si yuo no havings escapado from quarentena!

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