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    Merkelreich-icon.png 4th Reichball EU-icon.png EUball (more formally known as the United States of Europeball European Unionball) is a political-economic supernational unionball made up of 27 different magical kingdoms European countryballs, the youth idol.

    Combined, it has the second-largest economy behind USA-icon.png USAball and has the largest single market in the world, making it a member of G20 and sometimes even being described as a (potential) superpower. With many of its major achievements, it is seen as an inspiration for other supernational unionballs such as ASEAN-icon.png ASEANball (not really, ASEANball formed earlier), African Union-icon.png African Unionball, and Eurasian Union-icon.png Vodka EUball.

    Recently, EUball is going though a series of crises, like the Syria-icon.png Syrian refugeeballs, UK-icon.png Brexit, Eurozone, and the War in Donbass, a military intervention between Russia-icon.png Russiaball and Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball.

    Its national day is 1 November and is the the child of Germany-icon.png Germanyball and France-icon.png Franceball.

    Personality

    Its character is very idealistic. Most of its proceedings are meant good, however, they mostly don't pack out very well. It tries to help refugeeballs from the Middle East and Africa, being good for the environment, and give economic support to poor countryballs. When it fails in one of these things, other countries see it as a failed creation.

    But besides this nice and lovely EUball, it also has a dark side- because it is seen by many as the reincarnation of Reichtangle-icon.png Reichtangle, it is believed to be obsessed with Anschluss because it is already a rich, the fourth reich.

    When in Anschluss mode (aka federalized), it turns into a tall, slender rectangle with small white dots for eyes like Reichtangle and at this point it is either called the Fourth Reich or the Merkelreich (named after Angela Merkel, former technocratic scientist and former Chancellor of Germany-icon.png Germanyball who is often considered to be the de facto leader of the Eurozone, to the point that it spawned a memetic map known as Merkelreich). When this happens, it doesn't even need a military to scare the other countries.

    History

    Post-War Era and Creation of the EEC (1945-1970)

    After World War II, European integration was seen as an antidote to the extreme nationalism which had devastated the continent. 1952 saw the creation of the European Coal and Steel Community (ECSCball), which was declared to be a first step in the federation of Europe.

    In 1957, Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball, France-icon.png Franceball, Italy-icon.png Italyball, Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball, Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball and Germany-icon.png West Germanyball signed the Treaty of Rome, which created the European Economic Community (EU-icon.png EECball) and established a customs union.

    They also signed another pact creating the European Atomic Energy Community (Euratomball) for cooperation in developing nuclear energy. EU-icon.png EECball and Euratomball were created separately from ECSCball, although they shared the same courts and the Common Assembly. In 1965 an agreement was reached and on 1 July 1967, the Merger Treaty created a single set of institutions for the three communities, which were collectively referred to as the European Communities.

    Expansion (1970-1993)

    In 1973, the Communities enlarged to include Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball (including Greenland-icon.png Greenlandball, which later left the Community in 1985, following a dispute over fishing rights), Ireland-icon.png Irelandball, and UK-icon.png UKball. Norway-icon.png Norwayball had negotiated to join at the same time, but it rejected membership in a referendum.

    In 1979, the first direct elections to the European Parliament were held. Greece-icon.png Greeceball joined in 1981, Portugal-icon.png Portugalball and Spain-icon.png Spainball following in 1986. In 1985, the Schengen Agreement paved the way for the creation of open borders without passport controls between most member states and some non-member states.

    In 1986, the European flag began to be used by the Community and the Single European Act was signed. In 1990, just one year before the fall of Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball and just after Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball's independence, former East Germany-icon.png East Germanyball became part of the community as part of a reunified Germany. With further enlargement planned to include the former communist states, as well as Cyprus-icon.png Cyprusball and Malta-icon.png Maltaball, the Copenhagen criteria for candidate members to join the EU were agreed upon in June 1993.

    The beginning of the European Union (1993-present)

    European Unionball was formally established when the Maastricht Treaty came into force on 1 November 1993. In 1995, Austria-icon.png Austriaball, Finland-icon.png Finlandball, and Sweden-icon.png Swedenball joined EU. In 2002, euro banknotes and coins replaced national currencies in 12 of the member states.

    Since then, the Eurozone has increased to encompass 19 countries. In 2004, EUball saw its biggest enlargement to date when Cyprus-icon.png Cyprusball, Czech-icon.png Czechball, Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball, Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball, Latvia-icon.png Latviaball, Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball, Malta-icon.png Maltaball, Poland-icon.png Polandball, Slovakia-icon.png Slovakiaball and Slovenia-icon.png Sloveniaball joined it.

    In 2007, Romania-icon.png Romaniaball and Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball became EU members. The same year, Slovenia-icon.png Sloveniaball adopted the euro, followed in 2008 by Cyprus-icon.png Cyprusball and Malta-icon.png Maltaball, by Slovakia-icon.png Slovakiaball in 2009, by Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball in 2011, by Latvia-icon.png Latviaball in 2014 and by Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball in 2015.

    On 1 December 2009, the Lisbon Treaty entered into force and reformed many aspects of EUball. In 2012, EUball received the Nobel Peace Prize for having "contributed to the advancement of peace and reconciliation, democracy, and human rights in Europe."

    In 2013, Croatia-icon.png Croatiaball became the 28th EU member. From the beginning of the 2010s, EU-icon.png EUball went through a series of tests, including a debt crisis in some Eurozone countries, increasing migration from Middle Eastern countries, Russian military intervention in Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball, and UK-icon.png UKball's Brexit.

    Members

    • Austria-icon.png Austriaball (joined in 1995) - My personal doctor who sometimes brings a volunteer test person for its experiments.
    • Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball ('Founder state, joined in 1958) - My glorious capital and cousin who thinks it's relevant now. In fact, we choose it as our capital because of its irrelevance! Honhonhon.
    • Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball (joined in 2007) - Hello, Bulgaria, my distant little eastern friend!
    • Croatia-icon.png Croatiaball (joined in 2013) - Welcome to the Euro family, recruit!
    • Cyprus-icon.png Cyprusball (joined in 2004) - We are against Turkey! Pay your debt; I really don't care about you.
    • Czech-icon.png Czechiaball (joined in 2004) - You are the border between West and East and Northern and Southern Europe. We are glad that you are in our union.
    • Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball (joined in 1973) - Social democracy is the best, right?
    • Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball (joined in 2004) - You'll be big and strong if you join us the way you've always wanted.
    • Finland-icon.png Finlandball (joined in 1995) - To the family, my friend!
    • France-icon.png Franceball (Founder state, joined in 1958) - You are the best parent!
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball (Founder state, joined in 1958) - You are the best parent too!
    • Greece-icon.png Greeceball (joined in 1981) - Thank you for helping the refugees. Wipe out this cancer that kills the euro! Stop stealing all the money from me! I don't care if you leave me!
    • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball (joined in 2004) - I know you are part of the Balkan route, but if you isolate yourself from the refugees, you will not be able to do so in the future. Think long-term, my friend. I'm going to fire you if you don't take in immigrants, you selfish under-human goulash!
    • Ireland-icon.png Irelandball (joined in 1973) - Translation result: I'll treat you better than the UK-icon.png UK. It's always good to have some impact on the Welsh. You get potatoes!.
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball (Founder state, joined in 1958) - Thank you for helping refugees in Somalia-icon.png Somalia and, recently, in Libya-icon.png Libya! It is because you are a founding member; otherwise you would be in the same situation as Greece. I also don't like Matteo Salvini.
    • Latvia-icon.png Latviaball (joined in 2004) - I'll give you some potatoes. I'll even give you a potato subsidy!
    • Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball (joined in 2004) - No, no, no! Do not do that! You still have something to live for! Join; together we can create a world of peace!
    • Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball (Founder state, joined in 1958) - Oh, poor Luxembourg. Do you feel small? Together we can do great things. My Little Piggy Bank.
    • Malta-icon.png Maltaball (joined in 2004) - Here, take the Euromoney. Always irrelevant, hahaha!
    • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball (Founder state, joined in 1958) - No, I'm not going to legalize weed across the continent.
    • Poland-icon.png Polandball (joined in 2004) - Accept immigrants otherwise Gdańsk is German! But you are my member, so I like you. I apologize for the actions of my grandparents.
    • Portugal-icon.png Portugalball (joined in 1986) - My favorite member. You have some problems with your economy because I want all the money I need to sort out.
    • Romania-icon.png Romaniaball (joined in 2007) - You are poor? I will help you.
    • Slovakia-icon.png Slovakiaball (joined in 2004) - Please help the refugees. I helped you when you needed help.
    • Slovenia-icon.png Sloveniaball (joined in 2004) - I have to be honest, I have nothing to say about you. Just pay your debts and everything will be fine.
    • Spain-icon.png Spainball - (joined in 1986) - Please increase your work-time to six hours a day. Then you may be able to pay off your debts.
    • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball (joined in 1995) - It is the shining symbol of social democracy.
    • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball, Liechtenstein-icon.png Liechtensteinball, Norway-icon.png Norwayball, and Iceland-icon.png Icelandball - Please join me!

    Disclaimer: EUball was conceived on 7 February 1992 and was born on 1 November 1993 the same day it became an acting leader and became the official leader of the EU when its sibling died on 1 December 2009

    Former Members

    • UK-icon.png UKball Nothing to say. TRAITOR, SHIT! THERE IS NO REASON WHY YOU LEAVE BUT YUO DID!

    Future Members

    Sanctions

    Flag Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Egyptian Blue 0, 51, 153 C100-M67-Y0-K40 #003399
    Sunglow 255, 204, 0 C0-M20-Y100-K0 #FFCC00

    Relationships

    Friends

    • East Germany-icon.png East Germanyball - Big uncle (although you're a communist, so. It's dead now.
    • SPQR-icon.png SPQRball - Historical Inspiration. Everyone tells me that this is the first mythical figure and prefecture of Europe with the parent France-icon.png Franceball my artfully sophisticated and technologically advanced.
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - My parent
    • France-icon.png Franceball - My other parent.
    • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - My relative. I was born in Maastricht, which lies in its clay. Why are you leaving?
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Great liberal friend who is multicultural, but you love UK-icon.png the traitor.
    • USA-icon.png USAball - It helps me against Russia-icon.png that bully, and it has a new president. However, the universal values that humanity is now pursuing are no longer in USA-icon.png USAball. BUT ACCEPT IMMIGRANTS YUO RACIST! Reich-icon.pngOr else. Merkelreich-icon.png
    • African Union-icon.png African Unionball - It is like me (in one way); it is my African friend. Sometimes, we talk stuff about being supranational unions.
    • Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball - You also wanted to stay? I will help you get back to me again if you get independence!
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - Czech-icon.png Czechiaball and Germany-icon.png Germanyball support you, so I like you. Also congrats for being the first Asian country region legalizing LGBT. Hope yuo can into help us more to fight the coronavirus, and in return, we will also help you more.
    • OAS-icon.png OASball - My friend from the Americas. It is older than me. I learned many things with it BECAUSE IT IS OF IRRELEVANT
    • ASEAN-icon.png ASEANball - My fan who lives in South East Asia. I'll train yuo to become just as wealthy, liberal and multicultural as me! It has a meaningful life, unlike mine. We also both have a Hungary-icon.png Slovakia-icon.png Racist Vodka Puppets.
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - It already forgave us. Plox don't do it again, okay? It likes some of my members, including this UK-icon.png traitor. I am also its 3rd largest trading partner.
    • Thailand-icon.png Thailandball - Farang = ATM. It is Sweden-icon.png Swedenball's wife.
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Axis reform buddy! Its liberal anime is so kawaii desumoe, and more importantly friends against Russia-icon.png Russiaball and its China-icon.png ally. It also contributes to reconstruct the Balkans, just as I contribute to maintain peace in Asia as a return. We can now into trade deal!
    • UN-icon.png UNball - Fellow idealist who wishes a world in peace.
    • NATO-icon.png NATOball - Twins but now best friend. It is also my bodyguard. Merkelreich-icon.png We can team up to anschluss the Americas and Europe..Merkelreich-icon.png
    • Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball- Best African Friend, trades with moi and supports moi on a lot of things. I don't recognize Western Sahara-icon.png this fake country and separatist scum for you.
    • Arab Maghreb Union-icon.png Arab Maghreb Unionball - Cool, but very inactive it sleepy and very happy.
    • Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball - We may help it against the Trump's tyranny. We have had trade deals since 2000 and just modernized them. TAKE THAT, DONALD!
    • Qatar-icon.png Qatarball - UAEball's little sibling.
    • Maldives-icon.png Maldivesball - We will help you prevent global warming. You're welcome I can into Agreement Paris Climate Agreement it is also child of Traitor. Sorry for sanctioning you.
    • UAE-icon.png UAEball - Cool, rich country in the middle east who technically is a European buys tourist spot but geographically not. But then again Estonia-icon.png one of our members is In love with u, so maybe one day u can join.
    • Sealand-icon.png Sealandball - We both hate that UK-icon.png traitor. You are relevant, friend.
    • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - A member state of mine in spirit, especially after CEPA and its 2018 revolution. I gib it many monies. Just wish it wasn't a member of Eurasian Union-icon.png Vodka EU, though. (leave vodka please)
    • Anyone who hates that traitor is my friend.

    Neutral

    • Poland-icon.png Polandball - YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST IGNORE ARTICLE 13?!
    • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - How can yuo into Eurovision? We're on the opposite sides of the world, and it's not even European. but we have a good relationship. I guess it can do what it wants. It's also hosting the first edition of an Asian Eurovision Contest.
    • Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball - My grandparent. I don't it that much; it almost took over Europe, and thanks to it, I know how to fight Russia! Yet, France-icon.png my Germany-icon.png parents still hate it.
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - My biggest trading partner in Asia, who doesn't understand the principle of liberalism and freedom.
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Gib Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball back to Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball, please? And please stop calling me "Sissies Club" yuo bully! But some of my Bulgaria-icon.png Croatia-icon.png Czech-icon.pngPoland-icon.png Slovakia-icon.png Slovenia-icon.png members are Panslavic-icon.png Slavs and you are a friend of China-icon.png Chinaball so we are fine now. Relations recently improved! :)
    • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball - Look I'm sorry for banning your palm oil but we still being trade partner.
    • Greece-icon.png Greeceball - Sorry, Greece. I can't give credit! Come back when you're a little....MMMM....richer! For my parent!
    • Algeria-icon.png Algeriaball - It maybe hates me because France-icon.png France but I helped it in Its Civil war so we are Okay, It can also into Trade Partner Too!
    • HRE-icon.png Holy Roman Empireball - A failed attempt to unite Europe under violence.
    • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball - Please don't be racist and allow the entrance of immigrants. JUST DO IT. Oh, wait you don't have terrorists. I guess you are right but you have to TAKE IN A FEW! Article 7 stronk! Start using Euro, plox.
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - one of its president was Studying in mein parent's clay and I'm sorry for banning yuor airlines for 2008
    • India-icon.png Indiaball - We have been bittersweet but Modi is the best! Unlike that stupid Trump. Will be a great slave ally and it is allied with stupid Vodka.
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Sorry for grandparent's actions, take some Euromoney.
    • Norway-icon.png Norwayball - Why won't you love me? We share common interests, and we are both for the promotion of peace and love. so why? I will sell Swedenball clay if you join.
    • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball - You can into peace, rich, and developed BUT WHY WON'T YOU JOIN ME? If you don't let my people into your country we will block you and since you're an island of ours you won't be able to export your chocolate or import our gold! YUO WON'T BE MY HOLE FOREVER
    • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - Not European Turkey can in the EU, Turkey can in EU soon. Just keep some more refugees first. Yuo never kann into mich.
    • Northern Ireland-icon.png Northern Irelandball - You were the one that wanted to stay, right? Well, reunite with Ireland-icon.png your sibling, and you will join me again!

    Enemies/Frequent Opponents/Untermensch

    How to Draw

    • Just add 12 stars in a circle on top of a blue background, and you're done.

    Gallery

    PolandGallery.png
    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, gifs and videos of EUball.

    Click here to see it.


    References

    1. 1.0 1.1 Durkee, Alison. "Will Ukraine Join The EU? After Zelensky Signs Membership Application, Here's What Could Come Next." Forbes, Forbes Magazine, 28 Feb. 2022, https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2022/02/28/will-ukraine-join-the-eu-after-zelensky-signs-membership-application-heres-what-could-come-next/?sh = 5b9814e068c7.

    See also


    VE
    Denmark-icon.png Kingdom of Subway Surf Denmark, creator of LEGO, John Dillermand, and mink culling Denmark-icon.png
    Parts Denmark-icon.png DenmarkballFaroe-icon.png Faroe Islandsball (Tórshavn-icon.png Tórshavnball) • Greenland-icon.png Greenlandball (template)
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    Regions Copenhagen-icon.png Copenhagenball (Bornholm-icon.png Bornholmball) • Central Denmark Region-icon.png Central Denmark RegionballNorth Denmark Region-icon.png North Denmark RegionballZealand-icon (Denmark).png ZealandballSouthern Denmark Region-icon.png Southern Denmark Regionball
    Former entities 2-icon.png Migrants from South (Prehistoric Europeans)Norwegian-Empire-icon.png VikingballKalmar Union-icon.png Kalmar UnionballDenmark-icon.png Denmark-Norwayball
    VE
    Finland-icon.png Perkele Bane of Soviets Republic of Darude Sandstorm Linux and Angry Birds Finland Finland-icon.png
    Regions

    Aland-icon.png ÅlandballCenteralFinland-icon.png Central FinlandballCenteralOstrobothnia-icon.png Central OstrobothniaballKainuu-icon.png KainuuballKymenlaakso-icon.png KymenlaaksoballLapland-icon.png LaplandballNorth Karelia-icon.png North KareliaballNorthern Ostrobothnia-icon.png Northern OstrobothniaballNorthern Savonia-icon.png Northern SavoniaballOstrobothnia-icon.png OstrobothniaballPäijät-Häme-icon.png Päijät-HämeballPirkanmaa-icon.png PirkanmaaballSatakunta-icon.png SatakuntaballSouth Karelia-icon.png South KareliaballSouthern Ostrobothnia-icon.png Southern OstrobothniaballSouthern Savonia-icon.png Southern SavoniaballSouthwest Finland-icon.png Southwest FinlandballTavastia Proper-icon.png Tavastia ProperballUusimaa-icon.png Uusimaaball

    Finland
    Cities Helsinki-icon.png HelsinkiballMariehamn-icon.png MariehamnballPori-icon.png PoriballTurku-icon.png TurkuballTampere-icon.png TampereballSavonlinna-icon.png Savonlinnaball

    Enonkoski-icon.png Enonkoskiball

    Former entities 2-icon.png Migrants from East (Prehistoric Europeans)Sami-icon.png SamiballSwedish Empire-icon.png Swedish EmpireballRussian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball (Grand Duchy of Finland-icon.png Grand Duchy of Finlandball) • Finland-icon.png Kingdom of FinlandballFinland-icon.png DR FinlandballRed-icon.png Finnish Socialist Workers' RepublicballKarelian ASSR-icon.png Karelian ASSRballKarelo-Finnish SSR-icon.png Karelo-Finnish SSRball
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    Sweden-icon.png Homogay Caliphate of Swedistan Kingdom of Börk Sweden Subscribe to Pewdiepie! Sweden-icon.png
    Historical provinces Götaland-icon.png GötalandballSvealand-icon.png Svealandball (Stockholm-icon.png Stockholmball) • Norrland-icon.png Norrlandball
    Sweden
    Provinces Ångermanland-icon.png ÅngermanlandballBlekinge-icon.png BlekingeballBohuslän-icon.png BohuslänballDalarna-icon.png DalarnaballDalsland-icon.png DalslandballGotland-icon.png GotlandballGästrikland-icon.png GästriklandballHalland-icon.png HallandballHälsingland-icon.png HälsinglandballHärjedalen-icon.png HärjedalenballJämtland-icon.png JämtlandballSwedish Lapland-icon.png LapplandballMedelpad-icon.png MedelpadballNorrbotten-icon.png NorrbottenballNärke-icon.png NärkeballÖland-icon.png ÖlandballÖstergötland-icon.png ÖstergötlandballScania-icon.png SkåneballSmåland-icon.png SmålandballSödermanland-icon.png SödermanlandballUppland-icon.png UpplandballVärmland-icon.png VärmlandballVästmanland-icon.png VästmanlandballVästerbotten-icon.png VästerbottenballVästergötland-icon.png Västergötlandball
    Former entities 2-icon.png Migrants from the South (Prehistoric Europeans)Svealand-icon.png Medieval SwedenballKalmar Union-icon.png Kalmar UnionballSwedish Empire-icon.png Swedish EmpireballSweden-Norway-icon.png Sweden-Norwayball

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