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    For having a pretty massive population and a ton of resources, California isn't doing much here. We're kind of an embarrassment to the U.S. Oh, but that’s our specialty.
     
    Alabama-icon.png Drew Durnil (YouTuber living in California)

    Californiaball is Hotel Californiaball a stateball located on the west coast of USA-icon.png USAball. Californiaball can create some of the best movies in the world. It's finding itself "a tiny bit" flooded. After "Drumpf's" (Californiaball's way of calling Trump) fake surprising win, despite California picking Hillary (or in some cases, Bernie) to win, a small radical part of Californiaball wants independence, and so does Cascadia-icon.png Cascadiaball and New England-icon.png New Englandball because they don't want a conservative home of AMBER ALERT cases right-wing president, like "Drumpf". But if it were an independent countryball, it would be among the G20, and have economies only smaller than USA-icon.png its parent, China-icon.png Chinaball, Japan-icon.png Japanball, and Germany-icon.png Germanyball. It passed UK-icon.png UKball in May 2018, and it'd be just ahead of France-icon.png Franceball (hon hon hon), India-icon.png Indiaball, Italy-icon.png Italyball, and Brazil-icon.png Brazilball (hue hue hue!).

    History

    The clay of Californiaball was once populated and born by 3-icon.png 3balls (Native Americans), but it wasn't until 1781 where Viceroyalty of New Spain-icon.png New Spainball had un hijo, Californiaball. Then, Alta California-icon.png Californiaball was then kidnapped adopted by Mexicoball. One day, it broke off in a fight with Mexicoball and got its own independencia with the help of USA-icon.png USAball. Then, it joined USA-icon.png USAball, but it took a long war with Mexicoball before it agreed. It thought its sibling Texasball's star flag was pretty cool, so Californiaball put a star on CaliforniaR-icon.png its flag to reference it.

    In 1849, gold was discovered on its clay, and other stateballs have been jealous of it ever since. 3-icon.png 3balls were quickly driven away as other balls from all around scrambled for pretty yellow rocks. Throughout its history, it has been plagued with earthquakes, its clay is divided by San Andreas fault and smaller faults. This has been into destroying its San Francisco-icon.png cityballs all throughout history. it is home to many different races, mostly Mexico-icon.png Mexicoballs and any China-icon.png Chinaballs, and likes to boast that practically every countryball has immigrants here. Used to pretty much just be full of cowboys and missionaries for a long time, until immigrants from Germany-icon.png Germanyball infected it with the hippies. Ever since then, it has been into a quiet civil war between old cowboys and new hippies for control of the state. For the reasons mentioned above, it has a bit of a split personality.

    As well, its northern and southern halves are basically hatings of each other, and its central valley area (that is still full of cowboys) is about as conservative and independence-wanting as Texas-icon.png Texasball. It may one day split into as many as six smaller stateballs, just like Texasball can into being five stateballs. Making matters worse is the fact that its habit of making golf courses and growing crops in the desert finally caught up with it, causing a severe water shortage during an ongoing drought. Yet it is too stubborn to change its ways. ("Hey man, it's either that or avocadoes can't be grown here.") In 2016, with Massachusetts-icon.png Massachusettsball and Nevada-icon.png Nevadaball, it finally can into weed. California has really high taxes, for income over $1,000,000 it's 13.3%, and the state sales tax of 7.25% is the nation's highest. And in 2016, in addition to voting for Hillary by 62%, California also voted to raise the income tax to the level by same percentage. California-icon.png Californiaball can into very Democratic, and it is very proud of that.

    Relations

    Friends

    • All other 3-icon.png 3balls - Relatives. Plz accept the reservations I have ceded for yuo.
    • Nevada-icon.png Nevadaball - Mi hermano favorito. The silver to my gold. I'm keeping gambling illegal on myself so that people have a reason to visit it.
    • Oregon-icon.png Oregonball - Foster sibling. It has lots of rain. Share with me pls!! I'm hella thirsty. Oh wait, never mind. I'm getting more rain now.
    • Hawaii-icon.png Hawaiiball - Pacific sibling surround by water. Many Hawaiiballs live in me. Dammit, I'm so jealous of you!! Everyone goes to my cities and then goes straight to you! Are you asking me to Anschluss you?!? But I can't because you're too adorable and kind!! GAAAHHH!!!
    • Delaware-icon.png Delawareball - YAYYY, WE WON!!!! FUCK YOU, Donald Trump-icon.png TRUMP!
    • Florida-icon.png Floridaball - One of the only red states I like, it is a good relative, unlike Texas-icon.png Cowboy loser. But sometimes, it's a jealous older sibling who wants to have better theme parks and beaches than me. Unlike me, always experiencing droughts, it is experiencing the opposite instead.
    • US Georgia-icon.png Georgiaball - Although we have been friends for a while, we just recently been closer friends now that it turned blue! We both have large film industries and share some things in common. Some of my people are migrating to its clay. It is a pro-Islamic state, and I really don't mind it. However, STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH THE Iran-icon.png Venezuela-icon.png Syria-icon.png ENEMIES!!! I will give you a pass with Russia-icon.png Ruski and even Nicaragua-icon.png Nicaraguaball, but the rest... I don't approve! Besides that, it really likes my object shows, especially Inanimate Insanity! Also, don't get me wrong; I adore Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball, too, but I'M THE ONE DRYING UP OVER HERE! Since you are now part of our liberalness, I will do all of my power to protect you from the Texas-icon.png Conservative redneck!
    • Massachusetts-icon.png Massachusettsball - Fellow ultraliberal, but how are you bluer than me?! Is that even possible?? Well, congrats! I'm still smarter than yuo tho.
    • Louisiana-icon.png Louisianaball - I don't know why it likes me, to be honest. I am a bit weary about it because it is also friends with a Mississippi-icon.png Alabama-icon.png Texas-icon.png bunch of dumbasses. But it does have New Orleans-icon.png New Orleansball and some good fried food. Also, we have a US Georgia-icon.png common friend.
    • Washington-icon.png Washingtonball - Friendly tech rivals. Has lots of rain too. Fellow liberal just like me.
    • Vermont-icon.png Vermontball - Fellow liberal.
    • Alberta-icon.png Albertaball - My Western Canadian sibling
    • Baja California-icon.png Baja Californiaball and Baja California Sur-icon.png Baja California Surball - My other siblings, stayed with Mexico when I left. (One day, mis hermanos, one day....)
    • Jalisco-icon.png Jaliscoball, Nayarit-icon.png Nayaritball, and Queretaroball - otros hermanos mexicanos
    • Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball (Spain) - Hermano español
    • San Salvador Departmentball - Hermano salvadoreño
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball, Chungcheongnam-do-icon.png Chungcheongnam-doball, and Jeju Special Autonomous Province-icon.png Jeju-doball - many Koreans in my clay
    • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - I have a lot of Armenians in my clay; sadly, you get bullied by that Azerbaijan-icon.png Asshole.
    • Australia-icon.png Australiaball & New South Wales-icon.png New South Walesball - Uncle and cousin who have a lot in common with Texasball. They wear silly hats, have funny accents, have very big egos, etc. It gave awful birthday presents of eucalyptus tree infestation, and no koalas to keep their numbers down.
    • Bremen-icon.png Bremenball - German version of the city of San Francisco.
    • Hamburg-icon.png Hamburgball - Los Angeles' German version, They have studios and ports.
    • Lower Saxony-icon.png Lower Saxonyball - My German version, we sure do look alike.
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - Technically, we are siblings because USA-icon.png USAball is our parent. It is good friends with Hawaii-icon.png Hawaiiball, so we are good friends, too! Many Filipinos visit my clay (in fact, more than 1 million!).
    • South Vietnam-icon.png South Vietnamball - A lot of its people came to me in order to escape from Vietnam-icon.png commie.
    • Spain-icon.png Spainball - Old grandfather
    • UK-icon.png UKball - New grandfather; plox tell Texas to shut up at Christmas was padre like this? outdated monarchy, CANCEL IT

    Neutral

    • USA-icon.png USAball - Mi nuevo padre. It is making so many stupid decisions while I do my best to shield my people from them. Not sure if I should declare independence or help it get over its problem. I guess I'll stay with it for another year
    • Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball - My biological parent and former independence war enemy. I quite feel bad for you since Donald Trump-icon.png an idiot, who is trying to keep you away, doesn't know the damage done. Also, I want Baja and me to be independent. *sighs*
    • Arizona-icon.png Arizonaball - Younger sibling. My very hot and dry desert. Come if you want the sea. Pretty conservative hombre, but NOT ANYMORE. I successfully turned it into a progressive liberal, like how it should've always been... stop revolting from progressive rule or I will cancel yuo idiot.
    • NewMexico-icon.png New Mexicoball - Older sibling with a poor economy and ignorant. If you keep with breaking bad and not La jauria, I'll cancel you.
    • New York-icon.png New Yorkball - My biggest Northeastern sibling. It is liberal and progressive like me. THE ONE THING I DON'T LIKE IS WHY YOU GAVE BIRTH TO Donald Trump-icon.png THE SHITTEST PRESIDENT!
    • Maryland-icon.png Marylandball - Another ultralib that hates Drumpf, but your stupid panhandle bothers me. Could you give it to polluter? I don't know about your eastern shore, maybe you could nuke it.
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - A very large uncle, but I have more money and population anyway. It's kinda weird that it supposedly "exists" or something like that, even though it's pretty nice, and I hold the most Canadian immigrants in the USA! (Though my population is bigger than some countries)
    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - It is a good friend of my parent, but STOP STEALING MY WATER!!!
    • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - It likes me, but I hate it. People from real Vietnamball come to my clay after the Vietnam War. But ty for calling me the best U.S. stateball. Complicated relationships.
    • Virginia-icon.png Virginiaball - He became my friend when he turned blue, but he still is a southerner and is infected with Trumpian red spots. I hope he will get better. WHAT IS THIS? HOW DARE YOU TRAITOR! YUO USED TO BE COOL! CHANGE YOUR MIND NEXT TIME OR ELSE!!!!!

    Enemies

    • Texas-icon.png Texasball - MY WORST ENEMY! YUO ARE A RACIST PIECE OF CRAP WHO LIKES CAPITALISM AND HATES PROGRESSIVISM! REMOVE COWBOYS, I DESERVE TO BE THE FASTEST GROWING STATE, NOT YOU! BUT ALSO, ENJOY BEING A LIBERAL SOON! Arizona-icon.png ARIZONABALL WAS FIRST; YOU'RE NEXT! Oh, I said Idaho-icon.png Idahoball was next already. Okay, BUT YOU'RE NEXT NEXT!
    • Colorado-icon.png Coloradoball - It has mountains (my Mount Whitney is still 65 feet higher than its Mount Elbert, hehehe), and is a moderate between me and Texas-icon.png Texasball. It constantly complains when I visit its clay, bring my ultra-liberal politics there and drive up its house prices. However, we both can into stoned, though.
    • Wyoming-icon.png Wyomingball - FOR THE LAST TIME YOU DON'T EXIST AND THAT'S FINAL! NO ELECTORAL VOTES FOR YUO!!
    • Ohio-icon.png OhioRawr - WARRIORS ARE THE BEST!! REMOVE CAVS!!
    • Idaho-icon.png Idahoball - YOU BECOME ME, TURN BLUE! Arizona-icon.png Arizonaball was first; you are next!
    • West Virginia-icon.png West Virginiaball - STUPID TRUMPTARD POLLUTING SCUM!!! REMOVE COAL! WOULD IT KILL YOU TO TURN JUST ONE OF YOUR DAMN COUNTIES BLUE??!!!
    • Oklahoma-icon.png Oklahomaball - ANOTHER ALL-RED TRUMP PUPPET! (or Trumpet, hehehehe.) I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE; I HOPE THOSE INLAND HURRICANES ANSCHLUSS YUO!
    • Connecticut-icon.png Connecticutball - REMOVE GILMORE GIRLS!

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