Hittitesball

Hittite Empireball : 𒄩𒀜𒌅𒊭"Ḫa-at-tu-ša"
←   → c. 1650 BC - c.1190 BC
F*** you Greece
General information
Government	Absolute monarchy (Old Kingdom) Constitutional monarchy (Middle and New Kingdom)
Personality	exact opposite of Greeceball
Language	Hittite Hattic Luwian Akkadian
Type	Indo-European Anatolian
Capital	Hattusaball Tarḫuntaššaball (under the reign of Muwatalli II)
Religion	Hittite religion
Relations and opinions
Friends	Small states who obey him like Wilusaball Canaanball
Enemies	Ancient Egyptball Mitanniball Babylonball Mycenaeball
Likes	Wooden Horses, dead Greeks, and big ass citadels like Troyball
Dislikes	Egyptians, Greeks
Historical information
Preceded by	Kaneshball Eblaite Kingdomball
Succeeded by	Small neo-Hittite city stateballs
Is of importants
Can into space?	No
Börk	Hit Hit
Food	kebab
Status
Dead

“	"Knock, knock. Er… clop, clop." It's the people with the horses, and they made an empire, then everyone copied their horses.	”
	— bill wurtz

Hittitesball were Anatolian peopleballs that established Hittite Empireball in Anatolia and later dominated most of the subcontinent. They were the strongest empire in their region by the time of 1400 BC until they got in war with all of their neighbours . They lost the war but ultimately survived, only to fall victim to Bronze Age Collapse in 12th century BC and dissolve. The empire was disestablished in around 1190 BC.

History

In the beginning, The clay that Hittitesball lived belonged to multiple squabbling cityballs who did trade with Assyriaball. One day, a Neshiteball united all the warring tribalballs into Hittitesball. Hittitesball expanded westward and managed to exploit other tribal balls, however he failed to take Halabball, the capital of Yamhadball. Hittitesball wasn't a major power until he renewed his old campaign, almost killed Yamhadball, and attacked Babylonball. However after his campaign he would fall into chaos as his leaders would be murdered by another and those leaders murdered as well. This cycle would go on for three decades until one king would act mercfully to the others and unite the land. He would form alliances with neighouring kingdoms and use treaties. However one day when one of his kings would be murdered, Mitanniball, Arzawaball, and Kaskaball would wage war on him. However, with his diplomatic skills, he would make an alliance with Kaskaball and Arzawaball and beat Mitanniball and puppet him using his charriots. Egyptball, after heard about Mitanniball's downfall, wanted to form an alliance with Hittitesball. However a misunderstanding and murder would lead to Hittitesball waging war on Egyptball and winning. Hittitesball would bring back treasure and plague, which would make him feel really sick. Eventually he would have to deal with rebellion after rebellion by Assyriaball, Arzawaball, and Kaskaball. Eventually the plague ended and war with Egyptball continued and while both sides said they won, in reality Hittitesball won. The next issue for Hittitesball would be Assyriaball, who was becoming more and more aggressive by the day. More rebellions occurred in western Anatolia. Eventually the Seaballs would band together and cause the bronze age collapse, in which he would be killed. However his son, Neo-Hittitesball, would survive.

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