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North Koreaball, officially the Democratic People's Republic of Koreaball (DR Koreaball for short), is a controversial self-declared Juche countryball that is partially unrecognized on the northern half of the Korean peninsula. He cannot into money and food and is famous for his "glorious" leader (oppressive military dictatorship) and "amazing culture" (extreme cult of personality).
He claims he can into a nuclear power. In the last few years his missile tests have become more frequent. He can also into dictatorship.
North Koreaball has one the the largest militaries in the world, with over a 7,679,000 active personnel. But he isn't very stronk because most of his equipment is very old, dating back to the Cold War era. He is the only country in the world to have Il-28 bombers in active service.
Currently he of testings nukes so much that his neighbour, Chinaball and enemies Japanball, South Koreaball and USAball had enough and want to end his nuke program. USAball is stepping into North Koreaball's clay which may result in big huge war that will endanger the world (World War 3 imminent.)
But recently he seems to have a change of heart and made history by meeting South Koreaball's president for the first time and is willing to talk to Trump. He also demolished his nuclear testing site and is willing to denuclearise.
In early history the Korean peninsula had many dynasties It was stated there were 1balls in 100,000 BC with some people saying even went back to 300,000 BC. The earlies pottery artifacts in Korean clay dated back to 6000 BC.
Gojoeson and Proto Three Kingdoms Period
The first nation in Koreaball was Gojoseonball in 2333 BC, but then it got anschlussed by Hanball in 108 BC. Hanball put four commandries in charge of the Korean peninsula located in the northern side of Korea while the south had many kingdoms. The rest of the commandries fell except for Lelang Commandrey which remained and became Goguryeoball which anschlussed the rest of the Hanball commandries in 313 AD remaining as the center of cultural exchange and relations between Chinese dynasties and Korea. In the south a stateball known as Jinball gave birth to loose confederacies. Baekjeball began to slowly overtake Mahanball and Sillaball was able to unify 6 chiefdoms creating the essence of the three kingdoms period. Iron was widely used during this time period and many artifacts show Koreans using iron in their daily lives.
What was left were the three kingdoms in the Korean peninsula, in the north there was
North Koreaball's ancestor Goguryeoball while in the South there were Sillaball and Baekjeball. Goguryeoball was a very militaristic and mighty and was able to conquer a lot of Manchuria and even parts of Russia. Suiball and Tangball even tried fighting him but failed. At one point Goguryeoball became true Korea anschlussing South Koreaball's ancestors Sillaball and Baekjeball for a little bit Goguryeoball later weakened and Tangball and Sillaball made an alliance to anschluss Goguryeoball and they did but then they ended their alliance and fought each other. Sillaball controlled most of the Korean peninsula while Tangball anschlussed the northern part of Goguryeoball. Baekjeball meanwhile was a nautical power and even said to have spread Chinese culture to Ancient Japanball developing its culture.
Korea and South Korea Period
Then in 6th Century the Korean peninsula was split into North and South even before modern times, Goguryeoball former general founded Balhaeball while Sillaball continued in the South. Sillaball later adopted the maritime aspects of Baekjeball and became a maritime power and had communities in China. Sillaball became prosperous and was at its height in 8th and 9th Century. Buddhism became widespread in Sillaball and arts flourished. In 9th Century Sillaball fell which ushered the age of later three kingdoms during 892-935. Balhaeball was anschlussed by Khitanball. In the end Goryeoball anschlussed the Korean peninsula and became unified Korea in 918.
Goryeoball claimed itself the successor of Goguryeoball and Korea was unified. Goryeoball anschlussed Jiandaoball but due to harsh climate decided he was not interested. Later he made Kaesongball his capital. Buddhism flourished during this time and 12th and 13th century saw a ceramics industry and the first movable type. Goryeoball had to defend frequently because Khitanball frequently attacked and he destroyed his father Balhaeball. In 993 Khitanball invaded the peninsula leading Goryeoball needing to negotiate with Khitanball and it was successful. Khitanball later wanted to anschluss Goryeoball again but failed in 1009 and 1018. Then Goryeoball experienced a Golden Age where there's loads of philosophies and studies in his clay, printing and publishing flourished and he built 12 universities producing famous scholars. In 1200s Mongol Empireball wanted to anschluss him but payed tribute so he survived but now under the lordship of the Mongol Empireball. Later he became free when Yuanball started to crumble. But then he was couped and Joseonball was born.
Joseonball adopted Confucianism as its official ideology leading to a decline in Buddhism in Korea. Joseonball was one of the most powerful tribute states of Mingball. 15th and 16th Century had education and science flourish with benevolent rulers making the people happy. Joseonball started exceling in astronomy, meteorological studies, calendar science, ceramics, and more. Joseonball implemented a class system which comprised of noble class, middle class, and common class which were slaves and serfs. In 1592 Toyotomi Clanball wanted to anschluss Joseonball but failed, but Qingball was able to do a lot of destruction on Joseonball. Then he had peace and started an isolation policy earning the nickname "Hermit Kingdom" and failed to stop imperialism later on.
Japanese Empireball forced Joseonball out of Qingball's influence by war in the first Sino Japanese War in 1894-1895. Empress Myeongseong got assassinated by Japanese agents and in 1897 Joseonball became Korean Empireball with King Gojong as the emperor. Korean Empireball tried modernizing Korea with some success thanks to USAball, Russian Empireball, Franceball, and Japanese Empireball which all want to influence Korea. In 1904 Japanese Empireball pushed Russian Empireball out of Korea through the Russo-Japanese War and in 1909 becoming a protectorate. After that Korean Empireball got annexed leading to occupation of Korea.
Japanese Occupation of Korea
Japanese Empireball annexed Korean Empireball turning its into Japanese Koreaball in 1910. Korean tried resisting Japanese rule through the March 1st Movement which was a nonviolent protest but Japanese Empireball decided to kill 7000 demonstrators using police force and military which spread to Manchuria and Siberia. Japanese Empireball also tried to destroy Korean culture making all Koreans take Japanese classes and destroying numerous artifacts from Koreans. There was also comfort women introduced to Korea which both Koreas hate Japanball to this day for that. Many Koreans emigrated to escape the Japanese.
After Japanese Empireball got nuked and pacified into Japanball in 1945, Korea became split and USAball formed South Koreaball while Soviet Unionball formed North Koreaball. The two nations were split by the 38th parallel. North Koreaball formed a one party state while South Koreaball formed a
capitalist dictatorship. During the formation, Soviet Unionball installed a socialist government made Kim Il-Sung as chairman of the People's Provisional Committee for North Koreaball. In 9 September, 1948 North Koreaball was born with Soviet Unionball forces withdrawing from North Koreaball.
In 25 June, 1950, North Koreaball cross the 38th parallel and invaded South Koreaball. North Koreaball almost unified all of Korea but then USAball and UNball sided with South Koreaball and pushed North Koreaball all the way to Chinaball. Then Chinaball got scared of invasion and jumped in on North Koreaball's side pushing South Koreaball's forces to the 38th parallel and then there was stalemate. So on 27 July, 1953 and armistice was signed but that didn't end the war which continues until on 2018.
Post Korean War
Even with the armistice signed, both sides did assassinations, border disputes, and kidnappings. North Koreaball's economy was doing very well at first and even better than his sister South Koreaball. In 1956 North Koreaball succeeded in taking down coups brought by Soviet Unionball and Chinaball in replacement of more Soviet and Pro-Chinese Koreans with the last Chinese troops withdrawing in 1958. Both Koreas had talks but failed to negotiate as two koreas joined separate organizations. North Koreaball industrialized during Kim il-Sung and most of the factories were in North Koreaball's clay. North Koreaball's recovery from war was quick and in 1957, his economy was in pre Korean War level. North Korean won had better value than the South Korean counterpart and had a better economy than South Koreaball until 1980s when North Koreaball's economy began to stagnate. It collapsed after 1991 when Soviet Unionball collapsed and aid from Soviet Unionball and Eastern Bloc nations stopped aid. Kim Il-Sung died of an heart attack in 1994 leading to Kim Jong Il to succeed him. In 1993 there was a severe famine which killed many in North Koreaball and he hasn't recovered very well from that. North Koreaball joined the UNball in 1991 along with South Koreaball.
USAball became increasingly hostile toward North Koreaball which made him want to test nukes in order to not suffer the same fate of Iraqball. In 2006 North Koreaball announced his first nuclear test. In 2011 Kim Jong Il died of an heart attack leading to Kim Jong Un becoming leader of North Koreaball. North Koreaball continued to test nukes until in 2018 when Kim Jong un met with South Koreaball president Moon Jae-In and USAball president Donald Trump. North Koreaball and South Koreaball played in the same hockey team in the 2018 Pyeongchang Olympics. Since then he can into Covid free.
North Korea doesn't have very many allies, only these ones below.
- Chinaball - One of my only friends left. Helped me in the Korean War and are both communist. Also hate the fat pig. Our relations are continuing to go well because we are close brothers. BUT YOUR PEOPLE ARE ANNOYING! AND STOP SANCTIONING ME!! EVEN YOUR TOURIST ARE HURTING OTHERS CLAY!! EDUCATE THEM WELL!! OR ELSE I WILL EXECUTE THEM IF THEY COME TO MY CLAY!
- Pakistanball - I taught you how to make nukes but WHY YOU SUPPORT Fake Korea Namjosŏn DURING KOREAN WAR?!
- Manchukuoball - My old neighbour From Chinaball in the past.
- Russiaball - His father and I were good friends, also helped me in the Korean War too when he was a comrade of mine. He is friendly to the Kim regime still. Respect.
- Iranball - We have both want to destroy Capitalist PIG DOG and the Zionists, Wahhabis and Illuminatis have to defend ourselves and remove USA and Israel and their diabolic plan. BUT DONT KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE!!!
- Drew Binsky - Thanks for giving a good view of my country unlike Nas Daily!
- Indonesiaball - Soekarno is the best friend of my Dear Leader Kim Il-sung. Also named his orchid Kimilsungia, named after our first Supreme Leader plus one of his people are vogging to my clay. BUT WHY YOU KILLED OUR LEADER'S BROTHER KIM JONG-NAM??
- Laosball - He is isolated secretive like me! He gib weapons and he is a communist ally
- Donald Trump - I Like the President!
- Jaka Parker - They only one guy that vlogs in my clay.
- Switzerlandball - Kim Jong-un was Studying in his clay.
- Canadaball - He likes to meme Koreatown scenarios and Kim's Convenience is funny. He doesn't criticize me anymore. Kind of cute and better than Capitalist pig. We are enemies sometimes.
- Western Saharaball- Same As Palestineball, He wanted to Getting Independence From That Arabian Capitalist Colony Pig,
- Turkmenistanball - We both have similar personalities.
- Soviet Unionball - Why must yuo suddenly die??? I AM GO TO SEE MAI GIANT HOTELE BUILT!!! I AM GO 4 YAERS OF FAMINE BECAUSES OF YUO!!!! YUO...Yuo were like of father to me...! Plox Come Back!
- East Germanyball - European Version of Me. Why did Evil Capitalist kill you????
- SR Romaniaball - Another old friend of mine. I am very sad he died.
- Syriaball - Great Arabian Friend, He Hates Burger, Satan,And Wahhabist For Bullying You For No Reasons, I'm Glad That Russia Saved You,
- Palestineball - Arabian friend, he loathes Burger and His Friend. No need to worry, I don't recognize this poser for you. And one day you'll be free!
- Boliviaball - Welcome back again!
- Myanmarball - Junta guy likes my weapons and missile technology.
- Panjshir Resistanceball - I'll support you against Taliban soon, also Amrullah Saleh is just like me.
중립 Jungrip (Neutral)
- Fake Korea Namjosŏn - KEEP UP THE GOOD RELATIONSHIP PLOX. DON'T MOCK ME OR I PUT YOU ON ENEMY AGAIN. Oh and Moon and Kim are fighting COVID-19.
- USAball - Well well well... I'm Capitalist Democratic Totalitarian now.... Despite he is capitalist pig, he can into destroy Somaliaball in 2008, and lord Kim and Donald Trump became very good friends in 2017. I am removing Anti-USA propaganda. This is why I don't want into hate yuo anymore. I think we can into friends someday, but I'm so sorry to say this but our friendship is probably into over, because Biden became into current president >:( ...but let's try retaining our friendship, alright?
- Eritreaball - These guys are like us but... well... Ok we will admit we are truly psychotic but even we find him scary... rrr....I Like how his president appreciate us helping on their military but I'm scared of him because he beat me on having the lowest humans rights records.
- Vietnamball - Communist ally. Hosted a Trump-Kim meeting. However, he needs to befriend China and stop associating with the capitalist PIG DOG! ALSO KILLED DEAR LEADER'S BROTHER WITH MALAYSIA!
- Cubaball - Communist brother in arms....BUT WHY DO YOU HATE DONALD TRUMP????
- Kiribatiball, Bhutanball, and Pitcairn - Isolated like me, but too pacifist. REMOVE!!
- Somalilandball - You are better than Pirates altrough you are capitalist but i'll wish i will recognize you .
- Turkeyball - We both are very similar, but the problem is that he supported my Brother during War. But i am proud of how became like me in such quick times. But Please Leave Syriaball Alone, He Did Nothing Wrong To You.
- Jap Dwarf Monkey Group - The only thing I hate you is YOUR FATHER KIDNAPPED ME IN 1910s ANCIENT TIMES!! Although you're good now and not occupying us. But I'm sorry for accident launching missiles targeting in your clay also kidnapped your people in 1970s! It was a mistake! At least you hate Fake Korea, but SOMETIMES? Now we're fighting COVID-19 together. Damn you get suffered by earthquake too much? Well stay strong!
- Philippinesball - Remove corruption of in country. I wants into diplomatic ties but WHY DID YUO DECLINE IT?? I WANTED TO HAVE DIPLOMATIC AND TRADINGS WITH YOU! Please don't close down your tradings with me. Yuo is of my 3rd largest trading partner. And the only thing I hate about of you is that you're an adopted child of Capitalist pig.
- Tringapore - Me and fat pig go to his clay for a Summit. Although I didn't have much relations to him yet.
- Portugalball - 7-0 NEVER FORGET! But actually teach me football after i lost.
- Guamball - CALM DOWN!! I JUST PRATICING FOR LAUNCHING MISSILES IN WRONG WAY!! BUT I BACK DOWNED. SO JUST FORGET IT!! AND FORGAVE ME!
- UNball - YOU HELPED SOUTH KOREA IN WAR!! But now I'm in UN so we're good. YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
적들 Chŏktŭl (Enemies)
Almost everyone who isn't his friend. But especially these ones.
- 아새끼들 - 위안부, 일제시대를 반성해라! 반성하지 않으면 모든 애니메이션에 핵을 날릴거다! 그리고 독도는 언제나 합당한 조선의 영토다! 1910 WOLST YEAL, 1910 NEVEL FOLGET! SCREW YOU JAPANESE!!! EVEN MODERN JAPAN STILL HATES YOU!! THANK GOD YOU'RE NUKED BY AMERICA!
- Malaysiaball - HOW DARE OF YUO KIRRED DEAR LEADER'S HALF BROTHER!
- Romaniaball - YUO ASSHORE! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, BUT THEN YUO GAVE UP ON COMMUNISM AND BECAME FRIENDS WITH THE CAPITARIST PIG DOG, TRAITOL TO REVORUTION!
- Liberiaball - HAHAHA F*CK YOU! YOU ARE A SON OF BURGER IN AFRICA THAT IS IRRELEVANT! HAHAHAHA! GROW UP YOU CIVIL WAR DESTROYED COUNTRY! GO CRY TO YOUR FATHER IF YOU WANT!
- Australiaball - FORROWING THE CAPITARIST PIG ARE YUO!? WAIT, YOU ARE HIS BROTHER! REMOVE KANGAROO!
- Somaliaball - How dare you raid my ships! I don't care if you hate Fake Korea, i hope Somalilandball will Independence from you soon!!!
- New Zealandball - ANOTHEL CAPITARIST PIG! SOON OUR NUKES WIRR OF REACH WERRINGTON! REMOVE KIWI!
- Taiwanball - WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MOCKING ME HUH?!!! YUO IS OF FAKE CHINA!!!! CAPITARIST PIGEA I DON'T CALE IF YUO ARE THE FIRST ONE TO RURE MAINRAND CHINA PEOPLE'S REPUBRIC OF CHINA CAN INTO WIN!!! I WILL NUKE YUOL CRAY.and Yuo also into friends with South Koreaball.Other than that we fight COVID-19 together.
- Costa Ricaball and Thailandball - FLAG STEALERS!!!!
- 음경 - PLEASE DON'T END OUR FRIENDSHIP WITH USA!!! Well if he's not threatening me so it's good but I'm still watching him!
- ISISball (Since 2020) - STOP DESTROYING EVERYTHING!!! NOW I'M BEING THREATENING YOU!! I WILL LAUNCH MISSILES ON YOUR OCCUPIED CLAY!!! AND DONT YUO DARE TO TERRORISE MY CLAY AND MY CAPITAL PYONGYANG!!!
- Hong Kongball - NO INDEPENDENCE FOR YUO CAPITALIST PIG!!! NOW YUO STAY WITH YOUR FATHER OR ELSE....
- Indiaball - YOU HATE CHINA WHILE YOU BEING FRIENDS WITH RUSSIA, SOUTH KOREA, AND EVEN JAPAN ?!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!! GET LOST CAPITALIST PIG!! REMOVE CURRY!!!!
- George Soros - yuo are the worst communist enemy in the world!, I hope Kim Jong-un Will nuke yuo!!
- Saudi Arabiaball - REMOVE SHARIA LAW!! ALSO YOU'RE THE TERRORIST, NOT IRAN!!
- West Papuaball - You threat of my friend indonesia huh next time i not recognized you stupid monkey!!
- Moroccoball - You are of stupid capitalist dumbass, and give Western Saharaball independence NOW!!!!
- Israelcube - Evil Zionist Satan, leave Palestineball alone, HE DID NOTHING WRONG TO YOU!!!
- 멍청한 테러리스트!!! - I'M NOT THE WORST COUNTRY OF THE UNIVERSE, YOU'RE THE ONE! I'LL SUPPORT PANJSHIR RESISTANCEBALL AGAINST YOU SOON BECAUSE AMRULLAH SALEH IS JUST LIKE ME!
- He was Under Japansese Rule for 36 years, the same as his sister South Koreaball.
- He is one of the most isolated nations in the world.
- Despite popular beliefs, he used to like nukes and missiles until 2017, where Kim Jong Un shut their productions down.
- He Likes The 60s-90s Product.
- He hates Nas Daily for Giving bad view in the video But he likes Drew Binsk for Good view of him.
- In Korean Language His native name (Chosŏn) is a Femenine noun.
- He called USAball's Big Nose.
- He only has four TV Station in his clay.
- he hates where someone breaking the rules in his clay
- Don't call him north koreaball just calling him Koreaball
- USAball Ban their citizen to his clay because of incident of Otto wambier.
- Jaka Parker was one his favorite beause they vlog in his clay.
thanks to Indonesiaball
- The ridicilous thing that he claims that his former supreme leader kim jong-il born in mount paektu with double-rainbow and the appreanace of new star but they actually born in Khabarovskball which is in Russiaball.
- the other thing that his former supreme leader was died in holy lake light lit up in the top of a sacred mountain and the snow storm that hit part ot their clay but they actually died by heart attack.
- He Hates The movie call the Interview because they Made by americans and even they kill His leader Kim Jong-un on their film until Sony pictures taken down by the hacker.
- His Biggest international Defeat was an 7-0 by Portugalball in World cup 2010 in South Africaball on June 21, 2010.
- he has most deepest train station.
- When his leader died all of his citizen Show a mourns, crying, and histeria in his clay. When his founder and leader Kim il-Sung and Kim jong-Il died in 1994 and 2011 a hunderd days of mourning if his people don't show the histeria their people and their familiy Will get executed.
- Christians, Catholichs, Islamics and other religius was banned in his clay after ban the Christmas his leader Will be repalce of day of workship of his Grandmother
- Do not wearing jeans in his clay because it was resembles of American as his enemy.
How to draw
Draw North Koreaball is somewhat difficult:
- Draw the basic circle shape and color it red
- Draw two horizontal white lines in it and color the central part of blue
- After this, draw a white inner circle in the blue part and draw a red star inside it
- Draw the eyes and you've done