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|“||아침은 빛나라 이 강산 은금에 자원도 가득한 삼천리 아름다운 내 조국 반만년 오랜 력사에 (Shine bright, you dawn, on this land so fair, The country of three thousand ri, So rich in silver and in gold you are, Five thousand years your history)||”|
— North Korean Soldiers sings the anthem
Best North Koreaball, officially "Democratic" People's Republic of Koreaball (DR Koreaball or 'DPRKball for short), is a controversial self-declared Juche countryball that is partially unrecognized on the northern half of the Korean peninsula. It cannot into money and food and is famous for its "glorious" leader (oppressive military dictatorship) and "amazing culture" (extreme cult of personality).
It claims it can into a nuclear power. In the past few years, its missile tests have become more frequent. It can also, into dictatorship.
North Koreaball usually thinks of itself as the only Korea while seeing its twin South Koreaball as occupied Korea and a colony of USAball, which is not true at all. Because of it's physopath behavior, countries refusing to have diplomatic ties (or simply not recognizing) North Koreaball are Canadaball, USAball, and many others here. Even then, those recognizing it may still fear it unless they get to know North Koreaball well.
North Koreaball has one the the largest militaries in the world, with over a 7,679,000 active personnel. But it isn't very stronk because most of its equipment is very old, dating back to the Cold War era. It is the only country in the world to have Il-28 bombers in active service.
It was famous because of testings nukes so much that its neighbour, Chinaball and enemies Japanball, South Koreaball and USAball had enough and want to end its nuke program. USAball is stepping into North Koreaball's clay which may result in big huge war that will endanger the world (World Wars imminent.)
But recently it seems to have a change of heart and made history by meeting South Koreaball's president for the first time and is willing to talk to Trump. It Also, demolished its nuclear testing site and is willing to denuclearise.
In early history the Korean peninsula had many dynasties It was stated there were 1balls in 100,000 BC with some people saying even went back to 300,000 BC. The earlies pottery artifacts in Korean clay dated back to 6000 BC.
Gojoeson and Proto Three Kingdoms Period
The first nation in Koreaball was Gojoseonball in 2333 BC, but Then, it got anschlussed by Hanball in 108 BC. Hanball put four commandries in charge of the Korean peninsula located in the northern side of Korea while the south had many kingdoms. The rest of the commandries fell except for Lelang Commandrey which remained and became Goguryeoball which anschlussed the rest of the Hanball commandries in 313 AD remaining as the center of cultural exchange and relations between Chinese dynasties and Korea.
In the south a stateball known as Jinball gave birth to loose confederacies. Baekjeball began to slowly overtake Mahanball and Sillaball was able to unify 6 chiefdoms creating the essence of the three kingdoms period. Iron was widely used during this time period and many artifacts show Koreans using iron in their daily lives.
What was left were the three kingdoms in the Korean peninsula, in the north there was
North Koreaball's ancestor Goguryeoball while in the South there were Sillaball and Baekjeball. Goguryeoball was a very militaristic and mighty and was able to conquer a lot of Manchuria and even parts of Russia. Suiball and Tangball even tried fighting it but failed.
At one point Goguryeoball became
true Korea anschlussing South Koreaball's ancestors Sillaball and Baekjeball for a little bit Goguryeoball later weakened and Tangball and Sillaball made an alliance to anschluss Goguryeoball and they did but then, they ended their alliance and fought each other. Sillaball controlled most of the Korean peninsula while Tangball anschlussed the northern part of Goguryeoball. Baekjeball meanwhile was a nautical power and even said to have spread Chinese culture to Ancient Japanball developing its culture.
Korea and South Korea Period
Then, in the 6th century, the Korean peninsula was split into North and South even before modern times, Goguryeoball former general founded Balhaeball while Sillaball continued in the South. Sillaball later adopted the maritime aspects of Baekjeball and became a maritime power and had communities in China. Sillaball became prosperous and was at its height in 8th and 9th Century.
Buddhism became widespread in Sillaball and arts flourished. In 9th Century Sillaball fell which ushered the age of later three kingdoms during 892-935. Balhaeball was anschlussed by Khitanball. In the end Goryeoball anschlussed the Korean peninsula and became unified Korea in 918.
Goryeoball claimed itself the successor of Goguryeoball and Korea was unified. Goryeoball anschlussed Jiandaoball but due to harsh climate decided it was not interested. Later it made Kaesongball its capital. Buddhism flourished during this time and 12th and 13th century saw a ceramics industry and the first movable type.
Goryeoball had to defend frequently because Khitanball frequently attacked and it destroyed its parent Balhaeball. In 993 Khitanball invaded the peninsula leading Goryeoball needing to negotiate with Khitanball and it was successful. Khitanball later wanted to anschluss Goryeoball again but failed in 1009 and 1018. Then, Goryeoball experienced a Golden Age where there's loads of philosophies and studies in its clay, printing and publishing flourished and it built 12 universities producing famous scholars.
In 1200s Mongol Empireball wanted to anschluss it but payed tribute so it survived but now under the lordship of the Mongol Empireball. Later it became free when Yuanball started to crumble. But Then, it was couped and Joseonball was born.
Joseonball adopted Confucianism as its official ideology leading to a decline in Buddhism in Korea. Joseonball was one of the most powerful tribute states of Mingball. 15th and 16th Century had education and science flourish with benevolent rulers making the people happy. Joseonball started exceling in astronomy, meteorological studies, calendar science, ceramics, and more.
Joseonball implemented a class system which comprised of noble class, middle class, and common class which were slaves and serfs. In 1592 Toyotomi Clanball wanted to anschluss Joseonball but failed, but Qingball was able to do a lot of destruction on Joseonball. Then, it had peace and started an isolation policy earning the nickname "Hermit Kingdom" and failed to stop imperialism later on.
Japanese Empireball forced Joseonball out of Qingball's influence by war in the First Sino-Japanese War in 1894-1895. Empress Myeongseong got assassinated by Japanese agents and in 1897 Joseonball became Korean Empireball with King Gojong as the emperor.
Korean Empireball tried modernizing Korea with some success thanks to USAball, Russian Empireball, Franceball, and Japanese Empireball which all want to influence Korea. In 1904 Japanese Empireball pushed Russian Empireball out of Korea through the Russo-Japanese War and in 1909 becoming a protectorate. After that Korean Empireball got annexed leading to occupation of Korea.
Japanese Occupation of Korea
Japanese Empireball annexed Korean Empireball turning its into Japanese Koreaball in 1910. Korean tried resisting Japanese rule through the March 1st Movement which was a nonviolent protest but Japanese Empireball decided to kill 7000 demonstrators using police force and military which spread to Manchuria and Siberia.
Japanese Empireball Also, tried to destroy Korean culture making all Koreans take Japanese classes and destroying numerous artifacts from Koreans. There was Also, comfort women introduced to Korea which both Koreas hate Japanball to this day for that. Many Koreans emigrated to escape the Japanese.
After Japanese Empireball got nuked and pacified into Japanball in 1945, Korea became split and USAball formed South Koreaball while Soviet Unionball formed North Koreaball. The two nations were split by the 38th parallel.
North Koreaball formed a one party state while South Koreaball formed a
capitalist dictatorship. During the formation, Soviet Unionball installed a socialist government made Kim Il-Sung as chairman of the People's Provisional Committee for North Koreaball. In 9 September, 1948 North Koreaball was born with Soviet Unionball forces withdrawing from North Koreaball.
In 25 June, 1950, North Koreaball cross the 38th parallel and invaded South Koreaball. North Koreaball almost unified all of Korea but Then, USAball and UNball sided with South Koreaball and pushed North Koreaball all the way to Chinaball. Then, Chinaball got scared of invasion and jumped in on North Koreaball's side pushing South Koreaball's forces to the 38th parallel and Then, there was stalemate. So on 27 July, 1953 and armistice was signed but that didn't end the war which continues until on 2018.
Post Korean War
Even with the armistice signed, both sides did assassinations, border disputes, and kidnappings. North Koreaball's economy was doing very well at first and even better than its sibling South Koreaball. In 1956 North Koreaball succeeded in taking down coups brought by Soviet Unionball and Chinaball in replacement of more Soviet and Pro-Chinese Koreans with the last Chinese troops withdrawing in 1958.
Both Koreas had talks but failed to negotiate as two Koreas joined separate organizations. North Koreaball industrialized during Kim il-Sung and most of the factories were in North Koreaball's clay. North Koreaball's recovery from war was quick and in 1957, its economy was at pre-Korean War level. North Korean won had better value than the South Korean counterpart and had a better economy than South Koreaball until the 1980s when North Koreaball's economy began to stagnate.
It collapsed after 1991 when Soviet Unionball collapsed. In 1993 there was a severe famine that killed many in North Koreaball and it hasn't recovered very well from that. North Koreaball joined the UNball in 1991 along with South Koreaball.aid from Soviet Unionball and Eastern Bloc nations stopped aid. Kim Il-Sung died of a heart attack in 1994 leading to Kim Jong Il to succeed him.
USAball became increasingly hostile toward North Koreaball which made it want to test nukes in order to not suffer the same fate of Iraqball. In 2006 North Koreaball announced its first nuclear test. In 2011, Kim Jong Il died of an heart attack leading to Kim Jong Un becoming leader of North Koreaball.
North Koreaball continued to test nukes until in 2018 when Kim Jong un met with South Koreaball president Moon Jae-In and USAball president Donald Trump. North Koreaball and South Koreaball played in the same hockey team in the 2018 Pyeongchang Olympics. Then, it can into Covid free. UNTIL MAY 2022
North Korea and Movies
North Koreaball hates The Interview as well as Godzilla. On the other hand, it really loves Pulgasari. It may not seem to enjoy watching movies but it has gigantic movie archives in each of the Pyongyang Palaces.
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North Korea doesn't have very many allies, only these ones below.
- Russiaball - Its parent and I were good friends, Also, helped me in the Korean War too when it was a comrade of mine. It is friendly to the Kim regime still. Respect.
- Chinaball - One of my only friends left. Helped me in the Korean War and are both communist. Also, hate the fat pig. Yuo gave me many aid and care to keep me alive
똥!!! Yuo pulled your investments out in the 80s yuo jenjang!!> Our relations are continuing to go well because we are close brothers. BUT YOUR PEOPLE ARE ANNOYING! AND STOP SANCTIONING ME!
- Pakistanball - I taught you how to make nukes but WHY YOU SUPPORT Fake Korea Namjosŏn DURING THE KOREAN WAR?!
- Manchukuoball - My old neighbour From Chinaball in the past. STILL YOU ARE JAPANESE PIG DOG PUPPET!
- Iranball - We have both want to destroy Capitalist PIG DOG and the Zionists, Wahhabis and Illuminatis have to defend ourselves and remove USA and Israel and their diabolic plan. BUT DONT KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE! Also, gib them more rights! Even my people are more free than yuors.
- Laosball - It is isolated secretive like me! It gib weapons and it is a communist ally
- Donald Trump - I Like the President! I helped it get there in the first place! Probably the only good president of the capitalist pig.
- Jaka Parker - The only one guy that vlogs in my clay.
- New Jerseyball - Dennis Rodman!
- Switzerlandball - Kim Jong-un was of Studying in its clay before it was the leader!
- Canadaball - It likes to meme Koreatown scenarios and Kim's Convenience is funny. It doesn't criticize me anymore. Kind of cute and better than Capitalist pig. Korean Community there likes me
- Western Saharaball- Same As Palestineball, It wanted to Getting Independence From That Arabian Capitalist Colony Pig,
- Turkmenistanball - We both have similar personalities.
- Soviet Unionball - Why must yuo suddenly die? I AM GO TO SEE MAI GIANT HOTELE BUILT! I AM GO 4 YAERS OF FAMINE BECAUSES OF YUO! YUO.Yuo were like of parent to me.! Plox Come Back!
- East Germanyball - European Version of Me. Why did Evil Capitalist kill you?
- SR Romaniaball - Another old friend of mine. I am very sad it died.
- Syriaball - Great Arabian Friend, It Hates Burger, Satan, And Wahhabist For bullying you.
- Palestineball - Arabian friend, it loathes Burger and its puppet. No need to worry, I don't recognize this poser for you. And one day you'll be free!
- Myanmarball - Junta guy likes my weapons and missile technology. But why are you friends with this disgrace?
중립 Jungrip (Neutral)
- USAball - Well well well. I have Capitalist black markets now. Despite it is capitalist pig, KING Kim and Donald Trump became very good friends in 2018. I am removing Anti-USA propaganda. This is why I don't want into hate yuo anymore. Biden hasnt criticized me since 2020 so we cool.
- Italyball - Yuo was the first G7 country intraprending relationship with me. But yuo remain a NATO western capitalist.
- Eritreaball - These guys are like us but. well. Ok we will admit we are truly psychotic but even we find it scary. I Like how its president appreciate us helping on their military but I'm scared of it because it beat me on having the lowest humans rights records.
- Vietnamball - Communist ally. Hosted a Trump-Kim meeting. Good job on reunification! *sniff* If only I had done that long ago… However, it needs to befriend China and stop associating with the capitalist PIG DOG! Also, KILLED DEAR LEADER'S BROTHER WITH MALAYSIA!
- Haitiball - Good Job for Hating Capitalist Korea but why don't you like Chinaball?
- Cubaball - Communist brother in arms.BUT WHY DO YOU HATE DONALD TRUMP?
- Kiribatiball, Bhutanball, and Pitcairn - Isolated like me, but too pacifist.
- Turkeyball - The problem is that it supported my Brother during War. And please leave Syriaball alone, it did nothing wrong to you.
Can I have a bite of you? I'm really hungry.
- Japanese Imperalist - The only thing I hate you is YOUR FATHER KIDNAPPED ME IN 1910s TIMES! Although you're good now and not occupying us. But I'm sorry for accident launching missiles targeting in your clay Also, kidnapped your people in 1970s! It was a mistake! At least you hate Fake Korea, but SOMETIMES? Now we're fighting COVID-19 together
even though I don't have any cases.. Damn you get suffered by earthquake too much? Well stay strong!
- Indonesiaball - Soekarno is the best friend of my Dear Leader Kim Il-sung. Also, named its orchid Kimilsungia, named after our first Supreme Leader plus one of its people are vlogging to my clay. BUT WHY YOU KILLED OUR LEADER'S BROTHER KIM JONG-NAM? and why are you friends and is of fanboying with fake Korea :(
- Philippinesball - Im watching Bongbong Marcos.
- Tringapore - Me and fat pig go to its clay for a Summit. Although I didn't have much relations to it yet.
- Ethiopiaball - At first I hated them because it gave arms to South Korea in the Korean War, but since then, I can into helpings yuo kick Somali ass. Me and Eritreaball also provided assistance in Tigray. Still, it helps UNball sanction my economy.. At least we both like Western Saharaball.
- Portugalball - 7-0 NEVER FORGET! But actually teach me football after I lost.
- Guamball - CALM DOWN! I JUST PRACTICING FOR LAUNCHING MISSILES IN WRONG WAY! BUT I BACK DOWNED. SO JUST FORGET IT! AND FORGAVE ME!
- UNball - YOU HELPED SOUTH Korea IN WAR! But now I'm in UN so we're good. YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU DON'T EVEN DO ANYTHING TO ME WHY WOULD I LISTEN TO FAKE INTERNATIONAL "ORGANIZATION"
- Fake Korea Namjosŏn - KEEP UP THE GOOD RELATIONSHIP PLOX. DON'T MOCK ME OR I PUT YOU ON ENEMY AGAIN. Oh and South Korea doesnt fight me or argue with me which is good. My missile tests are small. (See enemies for more.)
적들 Chŏktŭl (Enemies)
Almost everyone who isn't its friend. But especially these ones:
- Ukraineball - Crimeaball is part of Russiaball and Donetskball and Luhanskball are independent.
- Fake Korea Namjosŏn - REUNITE!!! YUO IS OF FAKE KOREA!!! SEPTEMBER 12 1950 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!! GO KILL URSELF RN!!! But you provided aid to me a lot of times after the war.
- 아새끼들 - 위안부, 일제시대를 반성해라! 반성하지 않으면 모든 애니메이션에 핵을 날릴거다! 그리고 독도는 언제나 합당한 조선의 영토다! 1910 WOLST YEAL, 1910 NEVEL FOLGET! SCREW YOU JAPANESE! EVEN MODERN JAPAN STILL HATES YOU! THANK GOD YOU'RE NUKED BY BURGER CRAPITALIST! EVEN FAKE KOREA HATES YOU!
- Malaysiaball - HOW DARE OF YUO KIRRED DEAR LEADER'S HALF BROTHER! NO I NO BLAME YOU FOR KILL YOU DO IT!
- Romaniaball - YUO ASSHORE! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, BUT Then, YUO GAVE UP ON COMMUNISM AND BECAME FRIENDS WITH THE CAPITARIST PIG DOG, TRAITOL TO REVORUTION! I LIKE YOUR PAST SELF.
- Franceball - AMERICAN PIG'S PARENT/AUNT THAT DOSEN"T RECOGNIZE ME!
- Liberiaball - GROW UP YOU CIVIL WAR DESTROYED COUNTRY! GO CRY TO YOUR FATHER IF YOU WANT!
- Australiaball - FORROWING THE CAPITARIST PIG ARE YUO?! WAIT, YOU ARE HIS BROTHER! REMOVE KANGAROO!
- Somaliaball - How dare you raid my ships!! Even fake Korea and crapitalist hates you!
- New Zealandball - ANOTHEL CAPITARIST PIG! SOON OUR NUKES WIRR OF REACH WERRINGTON! REMOVE KIWI!
i dunno what of yuo
- Kosovoball - Kosovo y Serbia yuo crapitalist pig!
- Taiwanball - WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MOCKING ME HUH?! YUO IS OF FAKE CHINA! CAPITARIST PIGEA I DON'T CALE IF YUO ARE THE FIRST ONE TO RURE MAINRAND CHINA PEOPLE'S REPUBRIC OF CHINA CAN INTO WIN! I WILL NUKE YUOL CRAY. And yuo Also, into friends with South Koreaball. Other than that, we fight COVID-19 together.
- Estoniaball - She may be an Atheist but she is a freaking capitalist pig, you and Franceball are two only europeans that haven't regonised me!!
- Costa Ricaball and Thailandball - FLAG STEALERS!
- 음경 - PLEASE DON'T END OUR FRIENDSHIP WITH USA! Well, he's not threatening me, so he's good, but I'm still watching him!
- ISISball (Since 2020) - STOP DESTROYING EVERYTHING! NOW I'M BEING THREATENING YOU! I WILL LAUNCH MISSILES ON YOUR OCCUPIED CLAY! AND DONT YUO DARE TO TERRORISE MY CLAY AND MY CAPITAL PYONGYANG!
- Hong Kongball - NO INDEPENDENCE FOR YUO CAPITALIST PIG! NOW YUO STAY WITH YOUR FATHER OR ELSE.
- Indiaball - YOU HATE CHINA WHILE YOU BEING FRIENDS WITH RUSSIA, SOUTH KOREA, AND EVEN JAPAN?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! GET LOST, CAPITALIST PIG! REMOVE CURRY! EVEN PAKISTANBALL IS BETTER THAN YOU.
- Saudi Arabiaball - REMOVE SHARIA LAW! ALSO, YOU'RE THE TERRORIST, NOT IRAN!
- Moroccoball - You are of stupid capitalist dumbass, and give Western Saharaball independence NOW!
- Israelcube - Fake Evil Zionist Satan, leave Palestineball alone, IT DID NOTHING WRONG TO YOU!
Trivia (하찮은 것/hachannen geot)
- It was under Japanese Rule for 36 years, the same as its sister South Koreaball.
- It is one of the most isolated nations in the world.
- Despite popular beliefs, it used to like nukes and missiles until 2017, when Kim Jong Un shut their productions down.
- It likes products from the 60s to the 90s
- It hates Nas Daily for giving a bad view of its clay, but it likes Drew Binsky for the exact opposite.
- In the Korean language, its native name (Chosŏn) has no gender.
- It is called USAball's Big Nose.
- It only has four TV stations in its clay.
- It always cuts power in its cities and all over of its clay.
More like because it cannot afford to sustain it.
- Most people from Internet creating memes about it and their supreme leader
because i cannot into internet accses.
- Dennis Rodman was actually a fan of it.
- It hates when someone breaks the rules in its clay.
- they're only elections on One Candidate state no one is Opposed Kim Jong-Un
If you dare pick option 2 i will nuke you.
- Despite it being called North Koreaball, it pretty much refers to itself as all of Korea.
- USAball Ban their citizen to its clay because of incident of Otto wambier.
- Jaka Parker was one its favorite beause they vlogged in its clay.
thanks to Indonesiaball
- The ridiculous thing that it claims that its former supreme leader Kim Jong-il was born in mount Paektu with double-rainbow and the appreanace of new star but they actually born in Khabarovskball which is in Russiaball.
- the other thing that its former supreme leader was died in holy lake light lit up in the top of a sacred mountain and the snow storm that hit part ot their clay but they actually died by heart attack.
- It Hates The movie call the Interview because they Made by americans and even they kill Its leader Kim Jong-un on their film until Sony pictures taken down by the hacker.
- Its Biggest international Defeat was an 7-0 by Portugalball in World cup 2010 in South Africaball on June 21, 2010.
- Just like Scotlandball their national animal was called "chollima".
- it has deepest train station just like Ukraineball have a deepest station.
- When its leader died all of its citizen Show a mourns, crying, and histeria in its clay. When its founder and leader Kim il-Sung and Kim jong-Il died in 1994 and 2011 a hunderd days of mourning if its people don't show the histeria their people and their familiy Will get executed.
- Wearing jeans in North Korea is prohibited as it shows american capitalism.
How to draw
Draw North Koreaball is somewhat difficult:
- Draw the basic circle shape and color it blue
- Draw two horizontal white lines in it and color the central part of red
- After this, draw a white inner circle in the red part and draw a red star inside it
- Draw the eyes and you've done