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    O dierbaar België, O heilig land der Vaad'ren,

    Onze ziel en ons hart zijn u gewijd~

    But you didn't have to cut me off,
    Make out like it never happened,
    And that we were nothing.
    And I don't even need your love,
    But you treat me like a stranger,
    And that feels so rough,
    You didn't have to stoop so low,
    Have your friends collect your records,
    And then change your number,
    I guess that I don't need that though,
    Now you're just somebody that I used to know!
    Belgium-icon.pngAustralia-icon.png Gotye

    Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball, officially the Kingdom of Waffleball and Anschlussed by the Dutch and French Belgiumball, is a hand fetish addict sovereign state and federal constitutional monarchy in waffle land Western Europe. It borders France-icon.png Franceball to the south, Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball to the north, and Germany-icon.png Germanyball and Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball to the east. Its clay is divided into 3 regions, the Dutch-speaking north region called Flanders-icon.png Flandersball, the French-speaking south region called Wallonia-icon.png Walloniaball, and of course its capital Brussels-icon.png Brusselsball. With an area of about 30,528 square kilometers[1], Belgium lies in the 140th position in the largest countries in the world. As of 2021, its population estimate is about 11,585,000[1]. It is one of the most densly populated countries in Europe with 379.5 people per square kilometer (982.9 people per square mile)[1].

    The headquarters of NATO-icon.png NATOball and EU-icon.png EUball are located in Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball's capital: Brussels-icon.png Brusselsball, that's why it bosses every countryball around a lot. On the other hand, it is also where the biggest rave party globally, Tomorrowland, is held.

    Since its birth, Belgium has tried to act as a very neutral and peaceful country. Instead, it has been engrossed in almost every major war in Europe. Despite its troubled past. It quickly rose to become one of the leading powers of the industrialized European world and was one of the founding members of NATO-icon.png NATO and EU-icon.png EU. Meaning that since day one, Belgium has tried to keep many affiliates close.

    Its birthday is on 4 October.

    History[edit | edit source]

    Ancient myths say Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball is descended from Belgicaball, a province of the ancient Gaul-icon.png Gaulball. At some point it's clay got conquered by SPQR-icon.png SPQRball. Many countryballs concurred the clay in the centuries afterward like Germania-icon.png Germanyball, Spanish Empire-icon.png Spainball, Austrian Empire-icon.png Austriaball, Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball, and Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball.

    Belgiumball was born in 1830 after a successful rebelion from. Its parents are France-icon.png Franceball and Netherlands-icon.png United Kingdom of the Netherlandsball, this was before France-icon.png Franceball got married to Germany-icon.png Germanyball. Its parents met when France-icon.png Franceball took some of Dutch Republic-icon.png Dutch Republicball's clay in 1795. After it changed its name to the UK-icon.png United Kingdom of the Netherlandsball (aka Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball), UK-icon.png UKball helped deliver the child, and then secure its neutrality in 1839's Treaty of London.

    The Girl eventually grew up to follow in its parents' footsteps, eventually acquiring a slave colony of its own, DR Congo-icon.png Congoball, in 1885 where its weird fetish for hands begins. It was eventually forced to abandon indulging it in 1908, under pressure from its guardian/mentor UK-icon.png UKball.

    In 1914, German Empire-icon.png German Empireball tried to anschluss Belgiumball, but its guardian and uncle UK-icon.png UKball, as well as its estranged parent France-icon.png Franceball, came to its rescue, and then eventually its distant cousin USA-icon.png USAball as well. German Empire-icon.png German Empireball was defeated in 1918, and its former clay in East Africa was divided between UK-icon.png UKball and Belgiumball. In 1933, however, Germany-icon.png Weimar Republicball became Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball and in 1940, Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball raped and anschlussed it again, for 4 years this time, until its distant cousin USA-icon.png USAball came to its rescue once again in 1944.

    After that traumatic experience, Belgiumball settled down into a peaceful lifestyle and eventually gave DR Congo-icon.png Democratic Republic of Congoball its independence in 1960. It was a founding member of both the EU-icon.png EU (1957) and NATO-icon.png NATO (1948). Nowadays, the EU-icon.png EU (its half-sibling) has its base located in Belgiumball's clay. It tries to be as good a host as possible.

    Since World War II, Belgiumball has suffered a lot from its bipolar disorder. Doctors say it will die soon since its child Flanders-icon.png Flandersball wants to divorce Wallonia-icon.png Walloniaball. They will maybe be their state or Flandersball will go back to its dad Netherlandsball and Walloniaball will go back to its mom Franceball Since many votes have come back to annexation of Flandersball and Walloniaball. Upon that Belgiumball was assaulted by ISIS-icon.png ISISball on 22 March 2016, when it attacked Brussels-icon.png Brusselsball.

    Personality[edit | edit source]

    Belgiumball is generally a warm and cheerful ball but has a split personality. Generally, Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball is seen as an innocent waffle and chocolate-lover that doesn't seem to do much wrong. It enjoys life with good food and drinks. It loves eating waffles, fries, and chocolate, and it likes drinking beer and literal handshakes . It is a big fan of EDM and House music. It even organizes crazy rave parties to celebrate its love for EDM. Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball also loves sports such as Soccer, Tennis, and Cycling. Its success in these sports does vary a lot, though. Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball has a fascination for Renaissance and surrealist art and is also a huge comic-book nerd.

    Belgiumball made "Smurfs" and "Tintin" and extremely loves soccer. And it plays it well - it got the bronze medal in the 2018 World Cup in Russia-icon.png Russiaball. Its best clothes are ginnes.

    Secretly Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball is extremely obsessed with (cut-off) hands. Some say it even took one out on a date once. This is due to its historic fetish for hands, derived from its created genocide of Congo Free State-icon.png The Congo Genocide. It's probably a nerd, but it enjoys life, but mostly bullied by ISISball. The DR Congo-icon.png Democratic Republic of the Congoball never forgave it for its crimes like how Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball never forgave Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball.

    Flag Colors[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Black 0, 0, 0 C0-M0-Y0-K100 #000000
    Sunglow 253, 218, 36 C0-M6-Y87-K0 #FDDA24
    Imperial Red 239, 51, 64 C0-M86-Y63-K0 #EF3340

    Relationships[edit | edit source]

    Friends[edit | edit source]

    Almost everyone but the more important ones:

    Neutral[edit | edit source]

    • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball - We both made chocolates together. We are often good as usual but neutral.
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - Trading partner but please protect your Wuhan-icon.png child plox.
    • DR Congo-icon.png DR Congoball - My former other colonial slave, but it hates me (Thanks Leopold II) (nao gib hands). I'm trying to get a better relationship with it though, ALSO, THERE WAS NO GENOCIDE!
    • Rwanda-icon.png Rwandaball - My former other colonial slave. I now feel sorry for what happended to you. You might not wanna speak French anymore. And Stromae is descended from your clay.
    • Burundi-icon.png Burundiball - My former colonial slave, I'm sorry about that.
    • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - Home to many Turkish immigrants! But stop bullying with Kurdistan-icon.png Kurds and Armenia-icon.png Armenians! And you aren't European, so please stop trying to join EU-icon.png European Union, you are le Mongolian.
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - I am still in NATO and not BRICS, but I have nothing against yuo but why invade Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball? I give yuo sanction now.
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - I do have some Jews here and we have okay diplomatic relations
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - Although I don't recognize it, I do gib it general aids as support. Yuo like waffles?
      • Palestine-icon.png: Yes, I like waffles nom nom nom
    • Spain-icon.png Spainball - We’re usually good friends as we are both in EU-icon.png EU
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball - I like your pizza, but you should stop going crazy when someone puts ketchup or pineapples or any topping you don't like on their pizza. Just except the fact that it is normal!
    • Montenegro-icon.png Montenegroball - We are good these days, but they're friends with this Serbia-icon.png bully.

    Enemies[edit | edit source]

    • Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball - YOU ARE WORSE THAN YOUR PARENTS! At least the German Reich did not kill as many Belgians as you!
    • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - YUO WILL PAY FOR WHAT YUO DID TO ME ON 22 MARCH 2016! Fuck you, terrorist!
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball (football) - HAHA! 3--2?! I DEFEAT YOU!
    • Muammar Gaddafi-icon.png Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - My people hates yuor leader. THANK GOD YOU'RE GONE! NEVER COME BACK TO THIS PLACE!
    • Spain-icon.png Spainball - Merde. I defeat yuo so easily in hockey, SO GIVE Catalonia-icon.png CATALONIA INDEPENDENCE!
    • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - Stop being friends with Spain, and gib Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball independence honhon!
    • Coamo-icon.png Coamoball - You stole my flag!
    • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball - What is your problem?

    Subdivisions[edit | edit source]

    Belgiumball with its provinceballs and regionballs.

    Regionballs and Provinceballs[edit | edit source]

    Gallery[edit | edit source]

    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, gifs and videos of Belgiumball.

    Click here to see it.

    References[edit | edit source]

    1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 The Information Architects of Encyclopaedia Britannica. "Belgium: Facts & Stats." Encyclopædia Britannica, Encyclopædia Britannica, Inc., 28 Feb. 2022, https://www.britannica.com/facts/Belgium.

    See also[edit | edit source]

    USA-icon.pngUK-icon.png Allied Powers - Liberating the World from Germany Tyranny France-icon.pngRussia-icon.png
    World War I UK-icon.png UKballFrance-icon.png FranceballRussian-Empire2-icon.png Russian Empireball (Russian SFSR (old)-icon.png Russian SFSRball) • Italian-Empire-icon.png Kingdom of ItalyballBritish Raj-icon.png British RajballJapanese-Empire-icon.png Empire of JapanballBelgium-icon.png BelgiumballLuxembourg-icon.png LuxembourgballKingdom of Serbia-icon.png Kingdom of SerbiaballKingdom of Greece-icon.png Kingdom of GreeceballKingdom of Montenegro-icon.png Kingdom of MontenegroballKingdom of Romania-icon.png Kingdom of RomaniaballUSA-icon.png USAballAndorra-icon.png AndorraballArmenia-icon.png ArmeniaballKingdom of Hejaz-icon.png Arab Rebelballs • Brazil-icon.png BrazilballROC-icon (old).png Republic of ChinaballCosta Rica-icon.png Costa RicaballMexico-icon.png MexicoballUnited States Cuba-icon.png Republic of CubaballBohemia-icon.png Czechoslovak LegionballsSaudi Arabia-icon.png Emirate of Nejd and HasaballGuatemala-icon.png GuatemalaballHaiti-icon.png HaitiballHonduras-icon.png HondurasballLiberia-icon.png LiberiaballNepal-icon.png NepalRawrNicaragua-icon.png NicaraguaballPanama-icon.png PanamaballPortugal-icon.png PortugalballThailand-icon.png SiamballAbyssinia-icon.png Ethiopian Empireball
    World War II UK-icon.png UKballUSA-icon.png USAballSoviet-icon.png Soviet UnionballTaiwan-icon.png Republic of ChinaballFrance-icon.png Franceball (Free France-icon.png Free Franceball) • French Indochina-icon.png French Indochinaball (from 1940) • Second Polish Republic-icon.png Second Polish Republicball (Second Polish Republic-icon.png PR PolandballCanada-icon (Red Ensign).png CanadaballBritish Ceylon-icon.png British CeylonballBritish Raj-icon.png British RajballAustralia-icon.png AustraliaballPanslavic-icon.png Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball (Yugoslavia-icon.png Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslaviaball) • Kingdom of Greece-icon.png Kingdom of GreeceballNew Zealand-icon.png New ZealandballUnion of South Africa-icon.png Union of South AfricaballNetherlands-icon.png NetherlandsballBelgium-icon.png BelgiumballLuxembourg-icon.png LuxembourgballNorway-icon.png NorwayballCzech-icon.png CzechoslovakiaballAbyssinia-icon.png Ethiopian EmpireballBrazil-icon.png BrazilballMexico-icon.png MexicoballGuatemala-icon.png GuatemalaballEl Salvador-icon.png El SalvadorballHonduras-icon.png HondurasballNicaragua-icon.png NicaraguaballCosta Rica-icon.png Costa RicaballPanama-icon.png PanamaballColombia-icon.png ColombiaballPeru-icon.png PeruballPhilippines-icon.png Commonwealth of the PhilippinesballUnited States Cuba-icon.png Republic of CubaballLiberia-icon.png LiberiaballBolivia-icon.png BoliviaballParaguay-icon.png ParaguayballHaiti-icon.png HaitiballChile-icon.png ChileballArgentina-icon.png ArgentinaballTurkey-icon.png TurkeyballSouth Korea-icon.png KoreaballNepal-icon.png NepalrawrSyria-icon.png SyriaballKingdom of Egypt-icon.png Kingdom of EgyptballDominican-icon.png Dominican RepublicballIceland-icon.png IcelandballDenmark-icon.png DenmarkballKingdom of Italy-icon.png Kingdom of Italyball (from 1943) • Kingdom of Iraq-icon.png Kingdom of Iraqball (from 1943) • United States of Venezuela-icon.png United States of VenezuelaballPahlavi Iran-icon.png Pahlavi Iranball Bulgaria-icon.png Tsardom of Bulgariaball (from 1944) • Kingdom of Romania-icon.png Kingdom of Romaniaball (from 1944) • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi ArabiaballFinland-icon.png Finlandball (from 1945) • Mongolia-icon.png MongoliaballVietnam-icon.png Vietnamball (slightly)
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