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    Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła,

    Kiedy my żyjemy.
    Co nam obca przemoc wzięła, Szablą odbierzemy.
    (Polish-icon.png Poland has not yet perished, so long as we still live.
    What the Reich-icon.pngHabsburgtangle-icon.pngRussian Empire-icon (tangle).png alien force has taken from us, we shall retrieve with force.)

    Poland-icon.png Józef Wybicki writing the Polish anthem
    Poland-icon.png Polandball
    KURWA... MAĆ!
    Satan-icon.png Satan from the 21st episode of Grupa Filmowa Darwin's Great Conflicts, "Satan vs. Job"
    Sweden-icon.png Sabaton, singing about the battle of Vienna
    Ty chuju bobrze nie uciekaj
    Precz kurwa!
    No idzie?!
    Ale fajny bóbr...
    Aaaaaararararararra! Kurwa gryzie!
    — A Polish man, seeing 🦫 beaver
    You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland.
    — Puff Puff Humbert
    I hate portals.
    — Geralt of Rivia
    Time to party like it's 2023.
    — Johnny Silverhand

    Poland-icon.png Polandball, officially the Republic of Polandball, is a countryball located in Central Europe. The countryball that the comic genre is named after, it is the main protagonist of the Universe-icon.png Polandball universe, and Poland-icon (space).png it cannot into space.

    Polandball is deemed the holiest countryball ever to exist. Poland-icon.png Polandball is divided into 16 voivodeshipballs, including its capital Warsaw-icon.png Warsawball, giving it a total area of 312,696 square kilometres, making it the 69th nice largest countryball in the world. As of 2019, it has a total population of 38,383,000 inhabitants. Polandball also always gets the last laugh because anyone who annexes Poland-icon.png Polandball, falls apart (happened to Soviet-icon.png USSRball, RussianEmpire-icon.png Russian Empireball, Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball, Austrian Empire-icon.png Austrian Empireball and German Empire-icon.png German Empireball).

    Poland-icon.png Polandball is often portrayed as a naive countryball bullied by its neighbours for partitions or annexations. Usually, it's a plumber for UK-icon.png UKball, based on the fact that many Poland-icon.png Poles live in UK-icon.png UKball's clay. Both Germany-icon.png Germanyball and Russia-icon.png Russiaball sometimes see Poland-icon.png Polandball as an possible expansion territory.

    Poland-icon.png Polandball also likes Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball, the Murica-icon.png USAball and other Allies (except the Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball) for help during World War II against Nazi-icon.png Nazis.

    It is funny how, since it's flag is drawn upside down, its flag would now result in the same as Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball and Monaco-icon.png Monacoball, and will confuse some early Countryball fans. The solution to this is to draw Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball with an Asian rice hat or a songkok and Monaco-icon.png Monacoball with sunglasses.

    History[edit | edit source]

    Polish territory was firstly considered inhabited by the Civitas Schinesghe, a West Slavic tribe, in the ninth century. Its story is covered under a thick layer of mystery and legends. It is known that around 920 AD, Polans-icon.png Goplansball subordinated to it. Taking advantage fall of the Great Moravia-icon.png Great Moraviaball decided to expand, increasing its territory three times, and began to build strongholds Later, the Polans-icon.png Goplansball arrived and inhabited modern Kuyavia-Pomerania-icon.png Kuyavia-Pomeraniaball. It is known that around 920 AD, Polans-icon.png Goplansball subordinated to the Polansball. Taking advantage of the fall of the Great Moravia-icon.png Great Moraviaball, the Polans-icon.png Polansball decided to expand, increasing its territory three times, and began to build strongholds.

    The Kingdom of Poland Kingdom of Poland-icon.png (960-1569)[edit | edit source]

    By the 10th Century, Polandball began to unify into a distinct political state under the Piast Dynastyball. The first Polish ruler, Mieszko I, adopted Papal States-icon.png Catholicism as the state religion, replacing Slavic Paganism-icon.png Slavic Pagan tradition in 966.

    In 1025 AD, the First Kingdom of Poland-icon.png Duchy of Polandball was crowned as First Kingdom of Poland-icon.png Kingdom of Polandball.
    In 1038 AD, it was raided by Duchy of Bohemia-icon.png Duchy of Bohemiaball, who robbed it terribly and almost beat it to death.
    In 1040 AD, it allied with Kievan Rus-icon.png Kyivan Rusball against Mazovia and then began to reclaim their lands.
    First Kingdom of Poland-icon.png Kingdom of Polandball quarreled with Kievan Rus-icon.png Kievan Rusball, then joined Red Rusball to itself in the year 1077.
    In 1117 AD he began military operations, starting with the raid on Old Russiaball, in order to secure the area, and regained Gdańsk and Pomeraniaball.

    With the testament of Bolesław III Wrymouth enacted in 1138, the kingdom was split into 5 principalities within his 4 sons. From the 12th to the 14th century, Kingdom of Poland-icon.png ​First Kingdom of Polandball was in a long period of fragmentation (1138–ca. 1320. During the fragmentation, Duchy of Poland-icon.png ​First Kingdom of Polandball lost Lower Silesia-icon.png Silesiaball and Pomerania-icon.png Pomeraniaball. After the re-unitary Kingdom of Poland-icon.png United Kingdom of Polandball started to conquer the east territory, Kingdom of Poland-icon.png United Kingdom of Polandball gained a terrain of today Ukraineball's clay, including the cityball of Lviv-icon.png Lvivball.

    During Middle Ages, it participated in the crusades by Teutonic-icon.png Teutonic Orderball against Norse-icon.png Norse and Novgorod Republic-icon.png Novgorodian pagans. In the 14th century, Polandball is one of the few countryballs that is not affected by the Black Death. The avoidance of the epidemic is attributed to Casimir the Great's decision to shut down Polandball's borders.

    In 1321, the United Kingdom of Polanball sued Teutonic-icon.png Teutonic Orderball for unlawful seizure of Pomerania-icon.png Pomereliaball, and the judge ordered the land and enormous money to be returned. Teutonic Orderball did not agree and the case was eventually suspended.


    In 1326, it was attacked by Teutonic-icon.png Teutonic Orderball, which led to a truce, UKPball used the truce for the raid on Margraviate of Brandenburg-icon.png Brandenburgball, and decided to dominate Duchy of Masovia-icon.png Duchy of Masoviaball ​​​children, who signed an alliance with a Teutonic-icon.png Teutonic Orderball. In 1331, when the truce ended, Teutonic-icon.png Teutonic Orderball declared war on it.

    The Jagiellon dynastyball was established under Grand Duchy of Lithuania-icon.png Lithuanian Grand Duke Władysław II Jagiełło, forming a union between the Kingdom of Poland-icon.png Kingdom of Polandball and the Grand Duchy of Lithuania-icon.png Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball. This, however, was a series of alliances, and should not be mistaken for the future Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball. Within the Jagiellon Dynasty, Polandball also began developing a feudal system. The passing of the Nihil Novi act also brought about a period called the "Golden Liberty." The Renaissance brought about new ideas. Nicolaus Copernicus, the discovery of the heliocentric theory, was a citizen of Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Poland-Lithuaniaball. Due to Papal States-icon.png Papal Statesball thinking that the Earth-icon.png Earth was the center of the Universe-icon.png Universe, the theory took time to become finally official.

    Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth Poland-Lithuania-icon.png (1569-1795)[edit | edit source]

    When in 1569 Kingdom of Poland-icon.png Polandball finally reached a personal union with the Grand Duchy of Lithuania-icon.png Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball since a century of tentatives, a new countryball born: the Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball became the most powerful and biggest East European countryball.

    The Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Commonwealthball conquered the Baltic territory, inhabited mainly by the Livonian Order-icon.png Livonian Orderball, and won against Ottoman-icon.png Ottomanball in 1699 in the Polish-Ottoman War. This war, unfortunately, weakened the country and during the1720s the Polish Succession War made the situation even more difficult. The result was the First Partition of Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Polandball, in 1772, and the second Partition, in 1794, where Austrian Empire-icon.png Austrian Empireball, Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball, and Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball splited the territory of Poland-Lithuaniaball. A independent Polish government was wiped out for more than 120 years.

    Era of Occupation (1795-1918)[edit | edit source]

    The Partitions of Polandball marked the beginning of over a century of foreign occupation. Almost immediately, Poles rebelled against their partitioners, especially around the early 19th century.

    In 1806, Napoleonic-icon.png Napoleonic Franceball started invading the Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball and created ea Poland-icon.png Duchy of Warsawball as a puppet for getting help to spread the Revolution. But this lasted just for eight years after which Poland-icon.png Polandball was given to the Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball.

    As the Spring of Nations swept Europe, Polandball once again took up arms in the Polish Uprising of 1848 against Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball's rule. Initially, Poles resisted with peaceful civil disobedience. However, when Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball sent its military to suppress this, a full-scale uprising began. After several battles, Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball managed to completely suppress the uprising and the Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball more integrally incorporated the France-icon.png Grand Duchy of Posenball.

    Independence and the Second Polish Republic Poland-icon.png (1918-39)[edit | edit source]

    In 1914, World War I started and German Empire-icon.png German Empireball fought Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball. In this mode, Congress Poland-icon.png Congress Polandball stopped being a Russian puppet and became a German Empire-icon.png German puppet for a couple of years, until the Germans lost. Poland-icon.png Second Polish Republicball declared independence and gained some land from German Empireball, which splitted the German land to two and forming the "Polish Corridor" (Which is a reason Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball was so angry of Polandball.)

    Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball decided to retake the Polish land after World War I, causing the Polish-Soviet War. This war quickly ended with the defeat of Soviet-icon.png Russians (that got Ukrainian SSR-icon.png Ukrainian SSRball as additional land) and the victory of Poland-icon.png Poles.

    As a result of the Munich Agreement, Czech-icon.png Czechoslovakiaball ceded the tiny Zaolzie regionball to Polandball in 1938, which had been fought over briefly in the Polish-Czechoslovak War.

    Poland-icon.png World War II Nazi-icon.pngSoviet-icon.png (1939-45)[edit | edit source]

    In 1933, Germany-icon.png Weimar Republicball fell into the evil hand of Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball (very infamous for its anti-semitic actions) who decided to invade in 1939 Poland-icon.png Second Polish Republicball and the Free City of Danzig-icon (soldier).png Free City of Danzigball to retake the land lost during World War I. The Poles fought bravely, yet with the Soviet-icon.png USSRball invading as well from the East, the fall of Warsaw-icon.png Warsawball on 28 September was ultimately inevitable. Soviet-icon.png Poland was wiped out for another 6 years.

    Under the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, Polandball was split into two occupation zones between Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball and the Soviet-icon.png USSRball. Subsequently, Soviet-icon.png Soviet authorities purged Polish prisoners and military officers in the Katyn Massacre and deported hundreds of thousands of Polish civilians.

    After weeks of fighting, the Polish saw the hopeless situation of the Two-Front War. They fled over the Balkans to France-icon.png Franceball and UK-icon.png UKball and reorganized to keep offering resistance to Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball.

    When Nazis attacked UKball the Polish soldiers in exile helped, with his trained pilots, to fight the invaders. He also helped the Allies at the Normandy, Monte Cassino and Market Garden. (where they were they only country to successfully take monte casino... )

    Underground resistance fighters in occupied Polandball established the Armia Krajowa to fight against the occupying Nazi-icon.png Germans. Considered one of the largest resistance movements of the war, Armia Krajowa effectively functioned as an entire underground state, and committed key acts of sabotage and targeted assassination.

    Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball built six extermination camps during the Holocaust, which included the infamous Treblinka, Auschwitz-Birkenau, and Majdanek camps. The camps located within Polandball served as the Nazi-icon.png 3rd Reich's largest, and in total 3 million Polish Jews along with a further 2.8 million ethnic Poles were murdered.

    Eventually, Polandball was "liberated" by the incoming Soviet-icon.png Soviet Army, though the Nazi-icon.png German occupation left a completely shattered nation in its wake. Of all countryballs in World War II, Polandball suffered the highest proportion of casualties with relation to its population.

    Poland-icon.png Communist Rule Communism-icon.png (1945-89)[edit | edit source]

    main article: Polandcommie-icon.png PR Polandball

    The former Second Polish Republicball in exile even got his own zone of occupation inside of the British zone in Emsland, near the Dutch border with West Germanyball.

    But then the allies betrayed him and withdraw his recognition as the legitimate Republic of Poland. Only Ireland-icon.png Irelandball, Francoist Spain-icon.png Spainball, Cuba-icon.png Cubaball and Vatican-icon.pngVaticanball recognized the exiled government as the real republic.

    After the war, Poland took even more land from the dead Nazi Germanyball. The Soviet-icon.png USSRball then set up a provisional communist government in Polandball. By 1952, the Polandcommie-icon.png PR Polandball was set up as a Soviet-icon.png Soviet satellite state. Despite widespread popular rejection, the Polandcommie-icon.png PR Polandball ceded its eastern territories to the Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball. It could eventually into Warsaw Pact.

    In 1978, a Pole, Karol Wojtyla, was elected Vatican-icon.png Pope as Pope John Paul II, it is the first Polish Pope in history.

    Turmoil once again arose in the 1980s as the independent trade union Solidarity grew as a major political force. Even under government persecution and the declaration of martial law in 1981, Solidarity gradually eroded Polandcommie-icon.png PR Polandball's single-party rule. Also contrary to popular belief, in 1986, the first Pole went into space. By 1989, Solidarity triumphed and the first free, democratic elections since the end of World War II were held. The Solidarity movement heralded the collapse of Polandcommie-icon.png PR Polandball as well as other puppet regimes throughout Eastern Europe.

    Poland-icon.png "Got Peace Again" EU-icon.pngNATO-icon.png (1989-Present)[edit | edit source]

    After the Cold War ended, massive liberalizing reforms took place. Polandball relaxed freedom of press and speech and greatly increased personal freedoms. Initially, as with most other Eastern Bloc countryballs, Polandball's economy slowed down. Polandball became the first post-communist state to reach its pre-1989 levels thanks to an economic boom by 1995.

    In 1991, Polandball officially joined NATO-icon.png NATOball, and in 2004 Polandball has voted to join the EU-icon.png EUball.

    On March 4, 2020, it got infected with Coronavirus-icon.png COVID-19. It is still infected to this moment and it has over 2,000,000 confirmed cases.

    In 2022, missiles from the Russo-Ukrainian War landed in East Poland, killing 2 people. It is not sure, if they were Ukrainian or Russian.

    Relationships (Relacje)[edit | edit source]

    Friends (Przyjaciele)[edit | edit source]

    • Hungary-icon.png Węgry - Polak, Węgier Dwa Bratanki! My best friend ever. Can best friends since of Middle Ages. We are not of relatives, but we call each other siblings. Both into hatings Germany-icon.png Reich kraut EU-icon.png. Thanks for accepting my refugees in 1939. Even if we speak a different language, we still understand each other. We are rivals in football only. Usually I cheer it up when it is sad. but why help Nazi-icon.png Kurwa morderca
    • Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball - Klocki Lego. Upewnij się, że Reichtangle-icon.png ta piekielna dziura nie chowa się w twoim lego!
    • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - Good friend who has helped me with everything I've dealt with! He gaved us food products, culture and so much more! REMOVE KEBAB! I truly felt bad that you were occupied by Austria-Hungary-icon.png Hitler-icon.png Ottoman-icon.png Opressors and I was also occupied by other opressors aswell. I gaved you my support on defeating them. We truly hang out alot!
    • Norway-icon.png Norwayball - Oboje jesteśmy ofiarami Hitler-icon.png Hitlera kurwa, ale ty jesteś najszczęśliwszym krajem I najwyższym HDI. (Translation: We were both victims to Hitler-icon.png cringe Kurwa, but you are the happiest country and the highest HDI.)
    • Finland-icon.png Finlandball - Even if you supportings Nazi, it tried attacking you in 1943. We're also vodka drinkers. It is sibling of Hungary-icon.png my BFF.
    • Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball - Hungary-icon.png Węgry's little sibling. Aww, yuo is of cute. We are being good friends.
    • Czechia-icon.png Czechiaball and Slovakia-icon.png Slovakiaball - Other Central Slavs. Against migrants like me. Also, don't mind me about this. I was misunderstanding.
    • German Empire-icon.png German Empireball - I always mistakings it for its kaiser. You gave me independence in 1918! :) But you ruled by Kingdom of Prussia-icon.pngReichtangle-icon.png Cringe Kurwas
    • Romania-icon.png Romaniaball - Good friend, helped me during war and hates Russia-icon.png Russiaball also.
    • India-icon.png Indiaball - Nice countryball in South Asia that is cool with my twin. Also like cow!
    • USA-icon.png USAball - Good friends. It is of cool guy. I'm in NATO-icon.png NATOball! There are also many Polish immigrants in Chicago-icon.png Chicagoball and Indiana-icon.png Indianaball Gib NASA so I can into space! PLSSSSSSS. By the way, we both hate abortions (Texas-icon.png Texasball just restricted it). Also, it created the Cyberpunk franchise, and I developed a game for the franchise!
    • UK-icon.png UKball - Helpful of during war, bossy when employer. But thanks for givings me many złotys! Also, rest in peace to your Elizabeth II-icon.png Queen.
    • France-icon.png Franceball - Good wine and help me reborn but surrendered like usual HAHAHAHAHAHA.
    • Vatican-icon.png Vaticanball - Jan Pawel forever!
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - I recognize you.
    • Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball - Good Balkan friend. Work together a lot.
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - Fellow homo remover, Can into similar flag and eagle coat of arms! We can into similar course of history through enduring revolutions, wars for independence and maintaining national unity!
    • Monaco-icon.png Monacoball - Same as Indonesiaball for its glasses.
    • Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball - Long live the Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Commonwealth! One day. It will return. But I'm sorry for 1920!
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - You of signings treaty? Is nice, however, you should still of paying for Coronavirus-icon.png COVID-19.Gib vaccines now. But really thank you for inviting me into your space station!I can into space!Universe-icon.png:Never!
    • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball - Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball's rival sibling! I sold it my PT-91 MBTs, which it and France-icon.pngSlovakia-icon.png its engineers modified its tanks better than mine to rival Germany-icon.png Niemcy's Leopard 2 used by Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball and Singapore-icon.png Tringapore. Sorry if I mistook you as USAball.
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Świetny przyjacielu, daj mi syrop klonowy. Większość Kanadyjczyków to Polacy na preriach. Pełny szacunek I miłość do Kanadyjczyków! Kanada jest także sojusznikiem USA I domem dla WIELU POLAKÓW. YAY, POLSK! DAJ MI GROSZ OLEKSIAK!
    • Germany-icon.png Niemcy/Germanyball - A friend. We have had a long love-hate relationship with eachother. PLS HELP INTO SPACE!
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - You brought a Pole to space? Sweeeeet! We also can into vodka and we both hate Reichtangle-icon.png Fourth Reich Kraut, EU-icon.png EUball (mostly it) and Sweden-icon.png borkface (also mostly it). Your parent also saved me in WW2 from Evil Nazi. :) But never forget all those things it done to me back then. AND LEAVE Ukraine-icon.png UKRAINEBALL ALONE! Also I replaced you as a FIFA spot in 2022. Sorry. Also I will say nothing about the referendum in Donbass but criticize. I dont want to sanction you. Also you don’t have to apologize for accidentally hitting my land in late 2022, I know it was unintentional.
    • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - National Day of The Pole!
    • Kaliningrad Oblast-icon.png Kaliningradball - you of Russian
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - Aiming to become better friends with them in future. Believes Dokdo is Korean. Gib factories and tanks, plox!
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - Zapamiętaj naszą piękną granicę na zawsze. Mamy jedną rybę skierowaną w twoją stronę I jedną skierowaną w moją stronę. Wierzę, że wkrótce musimy się zjednoczyć. Nie martw się; Przyjmę twoich imigrantów! Popieram cię przeciwko Russia-icon.png temu komuchowemu tyranowi! (Translation: Remember our lovely border forever. We have one fish facing you and one facing me. I believe that soon we must unite. Do not worry; I will accept your immigrants! I stand with you against this communist tyrant!)
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball - Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski, Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski! Good friend, of gib me pizza and is be really good! I can't into space but at least I can into supercar fame now. It is also the place where my anthem is wrote. Nice pizza guy. Pizza almost good enough for me to forget about your friendship with Evil kraut.
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - Your country is beautiful, and I likings your tourist in your clay. Oh and plox take carings of one of my people, just like the one you did on one of Lithuania-icon.png Litwa's.
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - I like your anime like Hetalia. It is us but as real-life humans! And we both released an anime in Netflix with one of your studios and with the help of my game developers!
    • Sri Lanka-icon.png Sri Lankaball - I like your tea! Is better than UK's.
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Yeah we both got oppresed by Nazis in WW2. Screw Nazi-icon.png Hitler and Holocaust. Things do get akward sometimes but I blame Hitler. However please stop opressing Palestine-icon.png Palestineball i may hate kebab but I stand with al-Aqsa.
    • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - Good friend. Present day many of its people live and work in my clay. Its people are the largest Asian and non-European group in my clay. And we are ancient and share similar history too!
    • Papua New Guinea-icon.png Papua New Guineaball - I like your nature, But Please tell your people to stop being a cannibal.
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - Kebab friend from the middle east. I support it because it being at war with Israel-icon.png Israelcube reminds me of the old days where I was invaded by Nazi-icon.png them. But, I'm sorry for not stopping Israel from torturing you. I can into recognizings you! Stay safe.
    • Haiti-icon.png Haitiball - Good friends since independence. And we got a free 8ball-word pass from it.
    • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - Always good friend, it also named its tallest mountain (Mount Kosciuszko) after one of my fighters! Upside-down siblings
    • Universe-icon.png Universeball - Can Polska into yuo?
    • Kiribati-icon.png Kiribatiball - Named a village after me.
    • Earth-icon.png Happy Earth - I am now a new unit of measurement! >:)

    Neutral (Neutralni)[edit | edit source]

    • Austria-icon.png Austriaball - I saved it from Ottoman-icon.png Kebab in 1683 but you killed me. NEVER FORGET! But you are Hungary-icon.png Węgry's spouse.
    • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - We were enemies at first but now we are of neutral. We both like PewDiePie and hate Article 13! BUT WHY YOU GIVE ASYLUM TO THAT COMMUNIST CRIMINAL MICHNIK? Also, AoH II is op better than HOI IV!
    • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - Neutral. Ruled me and Czechia-icon.pngSlovakia-icon.pngHungary-icon.png my friends for 44 years and killed a lot of my people. But you're not as jerkie as Nazi-icon.png Stinky poo. You also hate it too. You also helped in WW2 and brought a Pole to space. So me and you have a love-hate relationship.
    • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - This Kurwa hates me more than I hate the Nazis, but we used to have working embassies in each other so that should be okay. (But is it?) WHY YOU OK REMOVE MY EMBASSY?
    • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball - Okay, you little Russian kurwa or whatever you wanna call yourself. Why you not a friend of mine? You need your daily pierogis to calm yourself down? Why you so obsessed with Russia-icon.png Vodka? AND KURWA DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT YEETING ME INTO Reykjavík-icon.png REYKJAVIKBALL! IT'LL WORK, BUT YOU'LL PAY FOR MY FUNERAL!
    • Egypt-icon.png Egyptball - Nothing much I can of sayings, I'm of thinkings becoming friends with it but don't forget about Magdalena Zuk.
    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - It hates me for being friends with Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball, but at least you hate the LGBT-icon.png gays.
    • Austria-Hungary-icon.png Austria-Hungaryball - Child of Austrian Empire-icon.png Traitor, but is of friends with German Empire-icon.png German Empireball

    Enemies (Wrogowie)[edit | edit source]

    • Sweden-icon.png evil borkface (sometimes) - We may be good now, but 1629 NEVER FORGET! I'm so glad Russia killed yuor Swedish Empire-icon.png Empire in 1721. You of very much deserveds of it.
    • Belarus-icon.png Belarusball - Russia-icon.png Russian puppet kurwa! BIAŁYSTOK IS MINE AND KURWA MAĆ BIEŁARUŚ! *Gives middle finger to Belarus while commanding a Leopard 2 Tank that is being driven by Germany to the border of Belarus*
    • Nazi.gif Nazi Germanyball - f*** YOUR f***ING MONSTERS! YOU ARE THE MAIN REASON WHY POLAND IS SO POOR UNLUCKY! AT LEAST THE SOVIET UNION DID GOOD THINGS FOR ME! YOU DIDN'T DO ME ANYTHING GOOD! YOU ARE A BIG jerk and NEVER TRY TO COME BACK AGAIN! ALWAYS! I'm so glad you're dead! HAHAHAHA! THIS CAN BE THIRD WAY, THIRD REICH: ONE, YOU LEAVE. TWO, I WALK IN YOUR FACE...Poland-Lithuania-icon (tangle and hussars wings).png OR THREE. I WILL CALL ISRAEL MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Poland-Lithuania-icon (tangle and hussars wings).png Polan cannot into supervillain chuckle
    • Kurwaball-icon.png My BÖRK STEALER - KURWA. IS. NOT. YOUR. BÖRK!
    • George Soros-icon.png George Soros - You are the worst person on Earth-icon.png Earthball! YOU ARE EVEN WORSE THAN Swedish Empire-icon.png THEM!
    • Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball - NOTHING! YOU CANNOT STEAL LAND FROM ME! I REGRET NOTHING! 1918 AND 1947 BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE! (1947 before Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball puppeted me) YUO REMOVED MY Poland-Lithuania-icon.png PARENT!!!!!!!! YUO WANTED MY CLAY AND GOT Austrian Empire-icon.png AUSTRIA TO BETRAY ME AFTER I SAVED IT FROM Ottoman Empire-icon.png KEBAB!!!!!!!! AND EVEN IT HATES YUO!!!!!! I IS OF GLAD YUO ARE DEAD YUO KURWA!!!! NEVER COMINGS BACK E V E R AGAINS!!!!! Poland-Lithuania-icon (tangle and hussars wings).png Or else... Poland-Lithuania-icon (tangle and hussars wings).png
    • Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball - YOU! YOU ARE Ukraine-icon.png UKRAINIAN CLAY, AND THAT'S FINAL!
    • Austrian Empire-icon.png Austrian Empireball - Same with you! YOU ALSO BETRAYED ME!!!! But thanks for hating Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Alien.
    • Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball - Biggest splitter of them all! But thanks for removing Swedish Empire-icon.png this cringe börk face though.
    • Swedish Empire-icon.png Börk who invaded of me - 1629 AND 1655 NEVER FORGET!!!!! 1701 NEVER FORGET EITHER!!!!!! YUO OF TAKINGS CLAY OF MINE!!!!! YUO ALSO DESTROYED MY CITIES!!!!!!!! YUO OF DESERVINGS TO BE OF THE KILLED BY Russian-Empire-icon.png RUSSIA!!!!!!
    • Ottoman Empire-icon.png Dumb Kebab - YUO IS OF STUPID CRINGE IMPERIALIST EXPANSIONIST!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA YUO GOT DESTROYED BY MY Poland-Lithuania-icon.png PARENT IN 1683!!!!!!!! REMOVE KEBAB!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • England-icon.png Englandball - How dare you hate me because of my Hungary-icon.png best friend, you kurwa!
    • Vanuatu-icon.png Vanuatuball - Just stop hurting Indonesia-icon.png my friend for calling the a "Papua Genocider"
    • Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball - AHHHHHH SCARY PIRATES GET AWAY FROM ME! REMOVE!
    • Senegal-icon.png Senegalball - Never forget World Cup 2018!

    Trivia[edit | edit source]

    • Poland is the most invaded country in Europe.
    • In real life, there was only one Polish person that ever went to Poland-icon (space).png space: Mirosław Hermaszewski.
    • The colors of the Polish flag are reversed to that of their countryball because on the drawball.com page (where it was drawn for the first time by Polish users). They drew it with inverted colors, so it stayed that way in all future memes.
    • It is Catholic-icon.png Catholic.
    • Sometimes, it is confused with the Pokémon Voltorb, Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball, or Monaco-icon.png Monacoball.
    • It cleans UK-icon.png UKball's and Germany-icon.png Germanyball's bathrooms.
    • When it is scared or in trouble its characteristic cry is "Kurwa!" (which means f*** ).
    • It is the most popular countryball (considering that Poland-icon.png Poland itself is the main character of the meme).
    • Sometimes it speaks in third person grammar (it) referring to itself.
    • It is not afraid of anything except Germany-icon.png Germanyball and Russia-icon.png Russiaball.
    • It likes soccer, being a fan of the footballer Robert Lewandowski.
    • When the Nazi-icon.png Nazis invaded Poland, it turned into a clandestine country.
    • In Poland-icon.png Polish language, the native name of the country (Polska) is a feminine noun. This explains why Polonia, the national personification of the country, is a woman.
    • It once had a bear soldier named Wojtek, and he assisted it in the Battle of Montecassino by transporting ammunition.
    • It has a great fear of Winged Doom-icon.png Omskbird, in which Poland-icon.png Poland will have trauma just by saying "Omsk".
    • While some countryballs are drawn exactly like their flag, Polandball is drawn with its flag upside down, because everything in Poland is "upside down".
    • It invented the oil well all the way back in 1853.
      • USA-icon.png USAball WHAT???!!! GIVE ME THE WELL NOW!
    • It also invented the Esperanto-icon.png Esperanto language, which has been recognized as Poland-icon.png Polish cultural heritage by the UNESCO
    • The person who modeled that the Sun is the center of the universe, Nicolas Copernicus, is Polish.

    How to draw[edit | edit source]

    The flag you must draw for Polandball.

    Polandball is a red and white countryball divided into two halves. Unlike the real Polish flag, the red is on the top half of the ball and the white is on the bottom half of the ball, like in the image above. This is done to portray Polandball as an upside down countryball, though this has caused confusion with Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball and Monaco-icon.png Monacoball. Drawing Polandball is pretty simple, and can be done in these simple steps.

    1. Draw a circular shape freehand.
    2. Draw the Polish flag upside down (as explained above).
    3. Draw the eyes and you're finished.

    Flag Colors[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
    Rusty Red 212, 33, 61 C0-M84-Y071-K017 #D4213D

    Gallery[edit | edit source]

    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, GIFs, and videos of Polandball.

    Click here to see it.

    See also[edit | edit source]

    1. Kinda quite ironic considering one of the first Austrian immigrants of an independent Brazil is its first Empress consort Maria Leopoldina of the Habsburgs
    2. Polandball (as a comic overall) cannot into canon like SCP.
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