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| “ | Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła,
Kiedy my żyjemy. |
” |
—
 Józef Wybicki writing the Polish anthem |
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| “ | KURWA! | ” |
—
Polandball |
| “ | KURWA... MAĆ! | ” |
—
 Satan from the 21st episode of Grupa Filmowa Darwin's Great Conflicts, "Satan vs. Job" |
| “ | WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARIVED! | ” |
—
 Sabaton, singing about the battle of Vienna |
| “ | Ty chuju bobrze nie uciekaj Precz kurwa! No idzie?! Siedź! Ale fajny bóbr... Aaaaaararararararra! Kurwa gryzie! |
” |
— A Polish man, seeing 🦫 beaver
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| “ | You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland. | ” |
— Puff Puff Humbert
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| “ | I hate portals. | ” |
— Geralt of Rivia
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| “ | Time to party like it's 2023. | ” |
— Johnny Silverhand
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Polandball, officially the Republic of Polandball, is a countryball located in Central Europe. The countryball that the comic genre is named after, it is the main protagonist of the 
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it cannot into space.
Polandball is deemed the holiest countryball ever to exist. Polandball is divided into 16 voivodeshipballs, including its capital 
Warsawball, giving it a total area of 312,696 square kilometres, making it the 69th nice largest countryball in the world. As of 2019, it has a total population of 38,383,000 inhabitants. Polandball also always gets the last laugh because anyone who annexes Polandball, falls apart (happened to 
USSRball, 
Russian Empireball, 
Nazi Germanyball, 
Austrian Empireball and 
German Empireball).
Polandball is often portrayed as a naive countryball bullied by its neighbours for partitions or annexations. Usually, it's a plumber for 
UKball, based on the fact that many Poles live in UKball's clay. Both 
Germanyball and 
Russiaball sometimes see Polandball as an possible expansion territory.
Polandball also likes 
Ukraineball, the 
USAball and other Allies (except the Soviet Unionball) for help during World War II against Nazis.
It is funny how, since it's flag is drawn upside down, its flag would now result in the same as 
Indonesiaball and 
Monacoball, and will confuse some early Countryball fans. The solution to this is to draw Indonesiaball with an Asian rice hat or a songkok and Monacoball with sunglasses.
History[edit | edit source]
Polish territory was firstly considered inhabited by the Civitas Schinesghe, a West Slavic tribe, in the ninth century. Its story is covered under a thick layer of mystery and legends.
It is known that around 920 AD, 
Goplansball subordinated to it.
Taking advantage fall of the 
Great Moraviaball decided to expand, increasing its territory three times, and began to build strongholds Later, the Goplansball arrived and inhabited modern 
Kuyavia-Pomeraniaball. It is known that around 920 AD, Goplansball subordinated to the Polansball. Taking advantage of the fall of the Great Moraviaball, the Polansball decided to expand, increasing its territory three times, and began to build strongholds.
The Kingdom of Poland 
(960-1569)[edit | edit source]
By the 10th Century, Polandball began to unify into a distinct political state under the Piast Dynastyball. The first Polish ruler, Mieszko I, adopted 
Catholicism as the state religion, replacing 
Slavic Pagan tradition in 966.
In 1025 AD, the 
Duchy of Polandball was crowned as Kingdom of Polandball.
In 1038 AD, it was raided by 
Duchy of Bohemiaball, who robbed it terribly and almost beat it to death.
In 1040 AD, it allied with 
Kyivan Rusball against Mazovia and then began to reclaim their lands.
Kingdom of Polandball quarreled with Kievan Rusball, then joined Red Rusball to itself in the year 1077.
In 1117 AD he began military operations, starting with the raid on Old Russiaball, in order to secure the area, and regained Gdańsk and Pomeraniaball.
With the testament of Bolesław III Wrymouth enacted in 1138, the kingdom was split into 5 principalities within his 4 sons.
From the 12th to the 14th century, 
First Kingdom of Polandball was in a long period of fragmentation (1138–ca. 1320. During the fragmentation, 
First Kingdom of Polandball lost 
Silesiaball and 
Pomeraniaball. After the re-unitary United Kingdom of Polandball started to conquer the east territory, United Kingdom of Polandball gained a terrain of today Ukraineball's clay, including the cityball of 
Lvivball.
During Middle Ages, it participated in the crusades by 
Teutonic Orderball against 
Norse and 
Novgorodian pagans. In the 14th century, Polandball is one of the few countryballs that is not affected by the Black Death. The avoidance of the epidemic is attributed to Casimir the Great's decision to shut down Polandball's borders.
In 1321, the United Kingdom of Polanball sued Teutonic Orderball for unlawful seizure of Pomereliaball, and the judge ordered the land and enormous money to be returned. Teutonic Orderball did not agree and the case was eventually suspended.
In 1326, it was attacked by Teutonic Orderball, which led to a truce, UKPball used the truce for the raid on 
Brandenburgball, and decided to dominate 
Duchy of Masoviaball children, who signed an alliance with a Teutonic Orderball. In 1331, when the truce ended, Teutonic Orderball declared war on it.
The Jagiellon dynastyball was established under 
Lithuanian Grand Duke Władysław II Jagiełło, forming a union between the Kingdom of Polandball and the Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball. This, however, was a series of alliances, and should not be mistaken for the future 
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball. Within the Jagiellon Dynasty, Polandball also began developing a feudal system. The passing of the Nihil Novi act also brought about a period called the "Golden Liberty." The Renaissance brought about new ideas. Nicolaus Copernicus, the discovery of the heliocentric theory, was a citizen of Poland-Lithuaniaball. Due to Papal Statesball thinking that the 
Earth was the center of the Universe, the theory took time to become finally official.
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth 
(1569-1795)[edit | edit source]
When in 1569 Polandball finally reached a personal union with the Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball since a century of tentatives, a new countryball born: the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball became the most powerful and biggest East European countryball.
The Commonwealthball conquered the Baltic territory, inhabited mainly by the 
Livonian Orderball, and won against 
Ottomanball in 1699 in the Polish-Ottoman War. This war, unfortunately, weakened the country and during the1720s the Polish Succession War made the situation even more difficult. The result was the First Partition of Polandball, in 1772, and the second Partition, in 1794, where Austrian Empireball, 
Russian Empireball, and 
Kingdom of Prussiaball splited the territory of Poland-Lithuaniaball. A independent Polish government was wiped out for more than 120 years.
Era of Occupation (1795-1918)[edit | edit source]
The Partitions of Polandball marked the beginning of over a century of foreign occupation. Almost immediately, Poles rebelled against their partitioners, especially around the early 19th century.
In 1806, 
Napoleonic Franceball started invading the Kingdom of Prussiaball and created ea Duchy of Warsawball as a puppet for getting help to spread the Revolution. But this lasted just for eight years after which Polandball was given to the Russian Empireball.
As the Spring of Nations swept Europe, Polandball once again took up arms in the Polish Uprising of 1848 against Prussiaball's rule. Initially, Poles resisted with peaceful civil disobedience. However, when Prussiaball sent its military to suppress this, a full-scale uprising began. After several battles, Prussiaball managed to completely suppress the uprising and the Russian Empireball more integrally incorporated the 
Grand Duchy of Posenball.
Independence and the Second Polish Republic 
(1918-39)[edit | edit source]
In 1914, World War I started and German Empireball fought Russian Empireball. In this mode, 
Congress Polandball stopped being a Russian puppet and became a German puppet for a couple of years, until the Germans lost. Second Polish Republicball declared independence and gained some land from German Empireball, which splitted the German land to two and forming the "Polish Corridor" (Which is a reason Nazi Germanyball was so angry of Polandball.)
Soviet Unionball decided to retake the Polish land after World War I, causing the Polish-Soviet War. This war quickly ended with the defeat of Russians (that got 
Ukrainian SSRball as additional land) and the victory of Poles.
As a result of the Munich Agreement, 
Czechoslovakiaball ceded the tiny Zaolzie regionball to Polandball in 1938, which had been fought over briefly in the Polish-Czechoslovak War.
World War II 
(1939-45)[edit | edit source]
In 1933, Weimar Republicball fell into the evil hand of Nazi Germanyball (very infamous for its anti-semitic actions) who decided to invade in 1939 Second Polish Republicball and the .png){kind=icon}
Free City of Danzigball to retake the land lost during World War I. The Poles fought bravely, yet with the USSRball invading as well from the East, the fall of Warsawball on 28 September was ultimately inevitable. Poland was wiped out for another 6 years.
Under the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, Polandball was split into two occupation zones between Nazi Germanyball and the USSRball. Subsequently, Soviet authorities purged Polish prisoners and military officers in the Katyn Massacre and deported hundreds of thousands of Polish civilians.
After weeks of fighting, the Polish saw the hopeless situation of the Two-Front War. They fled over the Balkans to Franceball and UKball and reorganized to keep offering resistance to Nazi Germanyball.
When Nazis attacked UKball the Polish soldiers in exile helped, with his trained pilots, to fight the invaders. He also helped the Allies at the Normandy, Monte Cassino and Market Garden. (where they were they only country to successfully take monte casino... )
Underground resistance fighters in occupied Polandball established the Armia Krajowa to fight against the occupying Germans. Considered one of the largest resistance movements of the war, Armia Krajowa effectively functioned as an entire underground state, and committed key acts of sabotage and targeted assassination.
Nazi Germanyball built six extermination camps during the Holocaust, which included the infamous Treblinka, Auschwitz-Birkenau, and Majdanek camps. The camps located within Polandball served as the 3rd Reich's largest, and in total 3 million Polish Jews along with a further 2.8 million ethnic Poles were murdered.
Eventually, Polandball was "liberated" by the incoming Soviet Army, though the German occupation left a completely shattered nation in its wake. Of all countryballs in World War II, Polandball suffered the highest proportion of casualties with relation to its population.
Communist Rule 
(1945-89)[edit | edit source]
main article: 
PR Polandball
The former Second Polish Republicball in exile even got his own zone of occupation inside of the British zone in Emsland, near the Dutch border with West Germanyball.
But then the allies betrayed him and withdraw his recognition as the legitimate Republic of Poland. Only 
Irelandball, 
Spainball, 
Cubaball and 
Vaticanball recognized the exiled government as the real republic.
After the war, Poland took even more land from the dead Nazi Germanyball. The USSRball then set up a provisional communist government in Polandball. By 1952, the PR Polandball was set up as a Soviet satellite state. Despite widespread popular rejection, the PR Polandball ceded its eastern territories to the Soviet Unionball. It could eventually into Warsaw Pact.
In 1978, a Pole, Karol Wojtyla, was elected Pope as Pope John Paul II, it is the first Polish Pope in history.
Turmoil once again arose in the 1980s as the independent trade union Solidarity grew as a major political force. Even under government persecution and the declaration of martial law in 1981, Solidarity gradually eroded PR Polandball's single-party rule. Also contrary to popular belief, in 1986, the first Pole went into space. By 1989, Solidarity triumphed and the first free, democratic elections since the end of World War II were held. The Solidarity movement heralded the collapse of PR Polandball as well as other puppet regimes throughout Eastern Europe.
"Got Peace Again" 
(1989-Present)[edit | edit source]
After the Cold War ended, massive liberalizing reforms took place. Polandball relaxed freedom of press and speech and greatly increased personal freedoms. Initially, as with most other Eastern Bloc countryballs, Polandball's economy slowed down. Polandball became the first post-communist state to reach its pre-1989 levels thanks to an economic boom by 1995.
In 1991, Polandball officially joined 
NATOball, and in 2004 Polandball has voted to join the 
EUball.
On March 4, 2020, it got infected with 
COVID-19. It is still infected to this moment and it has over 2,000,000 confirmed cases.
In 2022, missiles from the Russo-Ukrainian War landed in East Poland, killing 2 people. It is not sure, if they were Ukrainian or Russian.
Relationships (Relacje)[edit | edit source]
Friends (Przyjaciele)[edit | edit source]
Węgry - Polak, Węgier Dwa Bratanki! My best friend ever. Can best friends since of Middle Ages. We are not of relatives, but we call each other siblings. Both into hatings 
Reich kraut . Thanks for accepting my refugees in 1939. Even if we speak a different language, we still understand each other. We are rivals in football only. Usually I cheer it up when it is sad. but why help Kurwa morderca
Székely Landball - Godchild. I know what you feel. Child of Węgry.
Denmarkball - Klocki Lego. Upewnij się, że 
ta piekielna dziura nie chowa się w twoim lego!
Serbiaball - Good friend who has helped me with everything I've dealt with! He gaved us food products, culture and so much more! REMOVE KEBAB! I truly felt bad that you were occupied by 
Opressors and I was also occupied by other opressors aswell. I gaved you my support on defeating them. We truly hang out alot!
Norwayball - Oboje jesteśmy ofiarami Hitlera kurwa, ale ty jesteś najszczęśliwszym krajem I najwyższym HDI. (Translation: We were both victims to cringe Kurwa, but you are the happiest country and the highest HDI.)
Finlandball - Even if you supportings Nazi, it tried attacking you in 1943. We're also vodka drinkers. It is sibling of my BFF.
Estoniaball - Węgry's little sibling. Aww, yuo is of cute. We are being good friends.
Czechiaball and 
Slovakiaball - Other Central Slavs. Against migrants like me. Also, don't mind me about this. I was misunderstanding.
German Empireball - I always mistakings it for its kaiser. You gave me independence in 1918! :) But you ruled by
Cringe Kurwas
Romaniaball - Good friend, helped me during war and hates 
Russiaball also.
Indiaball - Nice countryball in South Asia that is cool with my twin. Also like cow!
USAball - Good friends. It is of cool guy. I'm in NATOball! There are also many Polish immigrants in 
Chicagoball and 
Indianaball Gib NASA so I can into space! PLSSSSSSS. By the way, we both hate abortions (
Texasball just restricted it). Also, it created the Cyberpunk franchise, and I developed a game for the franchise!
UKball - Helpful of during war, bossy when employer. But thanks for givings me many złotys! Also, rest in peace to your 
Queen.
Franceball - Good wine and help me reborn but surrendered like usual HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Vaticanball - Jan Pawel forever!
Kosovoball - I recognize you.
Bulgariaball - Good Balkan friend. Work together a lot.
Indonesiaball - Fellow homo remover, Can into similar flag and eagle coat of arms! We can into similar course of history through enduring revolutions, wars for independence and maintaining national unity!
Monacoball - Same as Indonesiaball for its glasses.
Lithuaniaball - Long live the Commonwealth! One day. It will return. But I'm sorry for 1920!
Chinaball - You of signings treaty? Is nice, however, you should still of paying for 
COVID-19.Gib vaccines now.But really thank you for inviting me into your space station!I can into space!
:Never!
Malaysiaball - Indonesiaball's rival sibling! I sold it my PT-91 MBTs, which it and its engineers modified its tanks better than mine to rival Niemcy's Leopard 2 used by Indonesiaball and 
Tringapore. Sorry if I mistook you as USAball.
Canadaball - Świetny przyjacielu, daj mi syrop klonowy. Większość Kanadyjczyków to Polacy na preriach. Pełny szacunek I miłość do Kanadyjczyków! Kanada jest także sojusznikiem USA I domem dla WIELU POLAKÓW. YAY, POLSK! DAJ MI GROSZ OLEKSIAK!- Niemcy/Germanyball - A friend. We have had a long love-hate relationship with eachother. PLS HELP INTO SPACE!
- Russiaball - You brought a Pole to space? Sweeeeet! We also can into vodka and we both hate Fourth Reich Kraut, EUball (mostly it) and
borkface (also mostly it). Your parent also saved me in WW2 from Evil Nazi. :) But never forget all those things it done to me back then. AND LEAVE 
UKRAINEBALL ALONE! Also I replaced you as a FIFA spot in 2022. Sorry. Also I will say nothing about the referendum in Donbass but criticize. I dont want to sanction you. Also you don’t have to apologize for accidentally hitting my land in late 2022, I know it was unintentional. 
Argentinaball - National Day of The Pole!
Kaliningradball - you of Russian
South Koreaball - Aiming to become better friends with them in future. Believes Dokdo is Korean. Gib factories and tanks, plox!- Ukraineball - Zapamiętaj naszą piękną granicę na zawsze. Mamy jedną rybę skierowaną w twoją stronę I jedną skierowaną w moją stronę. Wierzę, że wkrótce musimy się zjednoczyć. Nie martw się; Przyjmę twoich imigrantów! Popieram cię przeciwko temu komuchowemu tyranowi! (Translation: Remember our lovely border forever. We have one fish facing you and one facing me. I believe that soon we must unite. Do not worry; I will accept your immigrants! I stand with you against this communist tyrant!)
Italyball - Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski, Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski!Good friend, of gib me pizza and is be really good! I can't into space but at least I can into supercar fame now. It is also the place where my anthem is wrote. Nice pizza guy. Pizza almost good enough for me to forget about your friendship with Evil kraut.
Philippinesball - Your country is beautiful, and I likings your tourist in your clay. Oh and plox take carings of one of my people, just like the one you did on one of Litwa's.
Japanball - I like your anime like Hetalia. It is us but as real-life humans! And we both released an anime in Netflix with one of your studios and with the help of my game developers!
Sri Lankaball - I like your tea! Is better than UK's.
Israelcube - Yeah we both got oppresed by Nazis in WW2. Screw Hitler and Holocaust. Things do get akward sometimes but I blame Hitler. However please stop opressing 
Palestineball i may hate kebab but I stand with al-Aqsa.
Vietnamball - Good friend. Present day many of its people live and work in my clay. Its people are the largest Asian and non-European group in my clay. And we are ancient and share similar history too!
Papua New Guineaball - I like your nature, But Please tell your people to stop being a cannibal.- Palestineball - Kebab friend from the middle east. I support it because it being at war with Israelcube reminds me of the old days where I was invaded by them. But, I'm sorry for not stopping Israel from torturing you. I can into recognizings you! Stay safe.
Haitiball - Good friends since independence. And we got a free 8ball-word pass from it.
Australiaball - Always good friend, it also named its tallest mountain (Mount Kosciuszko) after one of my fighters! Upside-down siblings- Universeball - Can Polska into yuo?
Kiribatiball - Named a village after me.
- Polandball (Kiribati) - It was named after me
Happy Earth - I am now a new unit of measurement! >:)
Neutral (Neutralni)[edit | edit source]
Austriaball - I saved it from Kebab in 1683 but you killed me. NEVER FORGET! But you are Węgry's spouse.- Swedenball - We were enemies at first but now we are of neutral. We both like PewDiePie and hate Article 13! BUT WHY YOU GIVE ASYLUM TO THAT COMMUNIST CRIMINAL MICHNIK? Also, AoH II is op better than HOI IV!
- Soviet Unionball - Neutral. Ruled me and my friends for 44 years and killed a lot of my people. But you're not as jerkie as Stinky poo. You also hate it too. You also helped in WW2 and brought a Pole to space. So me and you have a love-hate relationship.
North Koreaball - This Kurwa hates me more than I hate the Nazis, but we used to have working embassies in each other so that should be okay. (But is it?) WHY YOU OK REMOVE MY EMBASSY?
Icelandball - Okay, you little Russian kurwa or whatever you wanna call yourself. Why you not a friend of mine? You need your daily pierogis to calm yourself down? Why you so obsessed with Vodka? AND KURWA DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT YEETING ME INTO 
REYKJAVIKBALL! IT'LL WORK, BUT YOU'LL PAY FOR MY FUNERAL!
Egyptball - Nothing much I can of sayings, I'm of thinkings becoming friends with it but don't forget about Magdalena Zuk.
Saudi Arabiaball - It hates me for being friends with Serbiaball, but at least you hate the 
gays.- Austria-Hungaryball - Child of
Traitor, but is of friends with German Empireball
Enemies (Wrogowie)[edit | edit source]
- evil borkface (sometimes) - We may be good now, but 1629 NEVER FORGET! I'm so glad Russia killed yuor
Empire in 1721. You of very much deserveds of it. 
Belarusball - Russian puppet kurwa! BIAŁYSTOK IS MINE AND KURWA MAĆ BIEŁARUŚ! *Gives middle finger to Belarus while commanding a Leopard 2 Tank that is being driven by Germany to the border of Belarus*
Nazi Germanyball - f*** YOUR f***ING MONSTERS! YOU ARE THE MAIN REASON WHY POLAND IS SO POORUNLUCKY! AT LEAST THE SOVIET UNION DID GOOD THINGS FOR ME! YOU DIDN'T DO ME ANYTHING GOOD! YOU ARE A BIG jerk and NEVER TRY TO COME BACK AGAIN! ALWAYS! I'm so glad you're dead! HAHAHAHA! THIS CAN BE THIRD WAY, THIRD REICH: ONE, YOU LEAVE. TWO, I WALK IN YOUR FACE...
OR THREE. I WILL CALL ISRAEL MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Polan cannot into supervillain chuckle
My BÖRK STEALER - KURWA. IS. NOT. YOUR. BÖRK!- Reichtangle - KURWA DIES GÓWNO! REMOVE! YOU ARE THE WORST THING TO EVER EXIST! KURWA REMOVE! PLEASE DON'T ANSCHLUSS ME! STOP TRYING TO BOSS THIS POOR GUY AROUND! REMOVE!
George Soros - You are the worst person on Earthball! YOU ARE EVEN WORSE THAN THEM!
Stinky Terrorists - STAY AWAY FROM ME! KURWA! YOU WILL OF NEVER TOUCHINGS ME AND MY CLAY! REMOVE JIHADIST KEBAB! REMOVE!- Kingdom of Prussiaball - NOTHING! YOU CANNOT STEAL LAND FROM ME! I REGRET NOTHING! 1918 AND 1947 BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE! (1947 before Soviet Unionball puppeted me) YUO REMOVED MY PARENT!!!!!!!! YUO WANTED MY CLAY AND GOT AUSTRIA TO BETRAY ME AFTER I SAVED IT FROM
KEBAB!!!!!!!! AND EVEN IT HATES YUO!!!!!! I IS OF GLAD YUO ARE DEAD YUO KURWA!!!! NEVER COMINGS BACK E V E R AGAINS!!!!! Or else... 
Crimeaball - YOU! YOU ARE UKRAINIAN CLAY, AND THAT'S FINAL!- Austrian Empireball - Same with you! YOU ALSO BETRAYED ME!!!! But thanks for hating Alien.
Russian Empireball - Biggest splitter of them all! But thanks for removing this cringe börk face though.- Börk who invaded of me - 1629 AND 1655 NEVER FORGET!!!!! 1701 NEVER FORGET EITHER!!!!!! YUO OF TAKINGS CLAY OF MINE!!!!! YUO ALSO DESTROYED MY CITIES!!!!!!!! YUO OF DESERVINGS TO BE OF THE KILLED BY RUSSIA!!!!!!
- Dumb Kebab - YUO IS OF STUPID CRINGE IMPERIALIST EXPANSIONIST!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA YUO GOT DESTROYED BY MY PARENT IN 1683!!!!!!!! REMOVE KEBAB!!!!!!!!!!!!
Englandball - How dare you hate me because of my best friend, you kurwa!
Vanuatuball - Just stop hurting my friend for calling the a "Papua Genocider"
Somaliaball - AHHHHHH SCARY PIRATES GET AWAY FROM ME! REMOVE!- Gays (Under PiS) - I HATE HOMOGENDER! KURWA! NEVER COME BACK!
GO TO BRAZIL!!!! 
Senegalball - Never forget World Cup 2018!
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Trivia[edit | edit source]
Poland is the most invaded country in Europe.- In real life, there was only one Polish person that ever went to
space: Mirosław Hermaszewski. - The colors of the Polish flag are reversed to that of their countryball because on the drawball.com page (where it was drawn for the first time by Polish users). They drew it with inverted colors, so it stayed that way in all future memes.
- It is
Catholic. - Sometimes, it is confused with the Pokémon Voltorb, Indonesiaball, or Monacoball.
- It cleans UKball's and Germanyball's bathrooms.
- When it is scared or in trouble its characteristic cry is "Kurwa!" (which means f*** ).
- It is the most popular countryball (considering that Poland itself is the main character of the meme).
- Sometimes it speaks in third person grammar (it) referring to itself.
- It is not afraid of anything
except. Germanyball and Russiaball - It likes soccer, being a fan of the footballer Robert Lewandowski.
- When the Nazis invaded Poland, it turned into a clandestine country.
- In Polish language, the native name of the country (Polska) is a feminine noun. This explains why Polonia, the national personification of the country, is a woman.
- It once had a bear soldier named Wojtek, and he assisted it in the Battle of Montecassino by transporting ammunition.
- It has a great fear of
Omskbird, in which Poland will have trauma just by saying "Omsk". - While some countryballs are drawn exactly like their flag, Polandball is drawn with its flag upside down, because everything in Poland is "upside down".
- It invented the oil well all the way back in 1853.
- USAball WHAT???!!! GIVE ME THE WELL NOW!
- It also invented the
Esperanto language, which has been recognized as Polish cultural heritage by the UNESCO - The person who modeled that the Sun is the center of the universe, Nicolas Copernicus, is Polish.
How to draw[edit | edit source]
Polandball is a red and white countryball divided into two halves. Unlike the real Polish flag, the red is on the top half of the ball and the white is on the bottom half of the ball, like in the image above. This is done to portray Polandball as an upside down countryball, though this has caused confusion with Indonesiaball and Monacoball. Drawing Polandball is pretty simple, and can be done in these simple steps.
- Draw a circular shape freehand.
- Draw the Polish flag upside down (as explained above).
- Draw the eyes and you're finished.
Flag Colors[edit | edit source]
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| White | 255, 255, 255 | N/A | #FFFFFF | |
| Rusty Red | 212, 33, 61 | C0-M84-Y071-K017 | #D4213D | |
Gallery[edit | edit source]
See also[edit | edit source]
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- ↑ Kinda quite ironic considering one of the first Austrian immigrants of an independent Brazil is its first Empress consort Maria Leopoldina of the Habsburgs
- ↑ Polandball (as a comic overall) cannot into canon like SCP.
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