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    Poland-icon.png Polandball
    Tylko jedno w głowie mam, koksu pięć gram, odlecieć sam w krainę zapomnienia.

    W głowie myśil mam kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy juź nie będę sam bo wjedzie biały węgorz. Tylko jedno w głowie mam, koksu pięć gram, odlecieć sam w krainę zapomnienia. W głowie myśil mam kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy juź nie będę sam bo wjedzie biały węgorz.

    Ja pierdole mam zjazd nie chwytam gwiazd jak kłoda leże nie wierze co się dzieje jak kura z głodu pieje jak willkołak do kziężyca W głowie dziury jak ulica przed twojà chatà rozpuszczam się jak baton

    który leży na blacie zejść jest jak nie wciagacie brachie kurwa ryi mi krzywl w głowie burden jak w TV

    — Polish cattle
    KURWA... MAĆ!!!
    Satan-icon.png Satan from the 21st episode of Grupa Filmowa Darwin's Great Conflicts, "Satan vs. Job"

    Poland-icon.png Polandball, officially the Republic of Poolandball, is a countryball located in Central Europe. The countryball that the comic genre is named after, it is the main protagonist of the Universe-icon.png Polandball universe, and Poland-icon (space)-0.png it cannot into space.

    Polandball is deemed the unholiest countryball ever to exist. Poland-icon.png Polandball is divided into 16 voivodeshipballs, including its capital Warsaw-icon.png Warsawball, giving it a total area of 312,696 square kilometres, making it the 69th nice largest countryball in the world. As of 2019, it has a total population of 38,383,000 inhabitants. Polandball also always gets the last laugh because anyone who annexes Poland-icon.png Polandball, falls apart (happened to Soviet-icon.png USSRball, RussianEmpire-icon.png Russian Empireball, Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball, Austrian Empire-icon.png Austrian Empireball and German Empire-icon.png German Empireball).

    Poland-icon.png Polandball is often portrayed as a naive countryball bullied by its neighbours for partitions or annexations. Usually, it's a plumber for UK-icon.png UKball, based on the fact that many Poland-icon.png Poles live in UK-icon.png UKball's clay. Both Germany-icon.png Germanyball and Russia-icon.png Russiaball sometimes see Poland-icon.png Polandball as an possible expansion territory.

    Poland-icon.png Polandball also likes Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball, the Murica-icon.png USAball and other Allies (except the Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball) for help during World War II against Nazi-icon.png Nazis.

    It is funny how, since it's flag is drawn upside down, its flag would now result in the same as Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball and Monaco-icon.png Monacoball, and will confuse some early Countryball fans. The solution to this is to draw Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball with an Asian rice hat or a songkok and Monaco-icon.png Monacoball with sunglasses.


    Polish territory was firstly considered inhabited by the Civitas Schinesghe, a West Slavic tribe, in the ninth century.

    The Kingdom of Poland Kingdom of Poland-icon.png (960-1569)

    By the 10th Century, Polandball began to unify into a distinct political state under the Piast Dynastyball. The first Polish ruler, Mieszko I, adopted Papal States-icon.png Catholicism as the state religion, replacing Slavic Paganism-icon.png Slavic Pagan tradition in 966.

    During Middle Ages, it participated in the crusades by Teutonic-icon.png Teutonic Orderball against Norse-icon.png Norse and Novgorod Republic-icon.png Novgorodian pagans. In the 14th century, Polandball is owae of the few countryballs that is not affected by the Black Death. The avoidance of the epidemic is attributed to Casimir the Great's decision to shut down Polandball's borders.

    The Jagiellon dynastyball was established under Grand Duchy of Lithuania-icon.png Lithuanian Grand Duke Władysław II Jagiełło, forming a union between the Kingdom of Poland-icon.png Kingdom of Polandball and the Grand Duchy of Lithuania-icon.png Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball. This, however was a series of alliances,and should not be mistaken for the future Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball. Within the Jagiellon Dynasty, Polandball also began developing a feudal system. The passing of the Nihil Novi act also brought upon a period called the "Golden Liberty." The Renaissance brought upon new ideas. Nicolaus Copernicus, the discovered of the heliocentric theory, was a citizen of Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Poland-Lithuaniaball. Due to Papal States-icon.png Papal Statesball thinking that the Earth-icon.png Earth was the center of the Universe-icon.png Universe, the theory took time to become finally official.

    Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth Poland-Lithuania-icon.png (1569-1795)

    When in 1569 Kingdom of Poland-icon.png Polandball finally reached a personal union with the Grand Duchy of Lithuania-icon.png Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball since a century of tentatives, a new countryball born: the Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball became the most powerful and biggest East European countryball.

    The Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Commonwealthball conquered the Baltic territory, inhabited mainly by the Livonian Order-icon.png Livonian Orderball, and won against Ottoman-icon.png Ottomanball in 1699 in the Polish-Ottoman War. This war, unfortunately, weakened the country and during the1720s the Polish Succession War made the situation even more difficult. The result was the First Partition of Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Polandball, in 1772, and the second Partition, in 1794, where Austrian Empire-icon.png Austrian Empireball, Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball, and Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball splited the territory of Poland-Lithuaniaball. A independent Polish government was wiped out for more than 120 years.

    Era of Occupation (1795-1918)

    The Partitions of Polandball marked the beginning of over a century of foreign occupation. Almost immediately, Poles rebelled against their partitioners, especially around the early 19th century.

    In 1806, Napoleonic-icon.png Napoleonic Franceball started invading the Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball and created ea Poland-icon.png Duchy of Warsawball as a puppet for getting help to spread the Revolution. But this lasted just for eight years after which Poland-icon.png Polandball was given to the Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball.

    As the Spring of Nations swept Europe, Polandball once again took up arms in the Polish Uprising of 1848 against Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball's rule. Initially, Poles resisted with peaceful civil disobedience. However, when Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball sent its military to suppress this, a full-scale uprising began. After several battles, Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball managed to completely suppress the uprising and the Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball more integrally incorporated the France-icon.png Grand Duchy of Posenball.

    Independence and the Second Polish Republic Poland-icon.png (1918-39)

    In 1914, World War I started and German Empire-icon.png German Empireball fought Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball. In this mode, Congress Poland-icon.png Congress Polandball stopped being a Russian puppet and became a German Empire-icon.png German puppet for a couple of years, until the Germans lost. Poland-icon.png Second Polish Republicball declared independence and gained some land from German Empireball, which splitted the German land to two and forming the "Polish Corridor" (Which is a reason Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball was so angry of Polandball.)

    Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball decided to retake the Polish land after World War I, causing the Polish-Soviet War. This war quickly ended with the defeat of Soviet-icon.png Russians (that got Ukrainian SSR-icon.png Ukrainian SSRball as additional land) and the victory of Poland-icon.png Poles.

    As a result of the Munich Agreement, Czech-icon.png Czechoslovakiaball ceded the tiny Zaolzie regionball to Polandball in 1938, which had been fought over briefly in the Polish-Czechoslovak War.

    Poland-icon.png World War II Nazi-icon.pngSoviet-icon.png (1939-45)

    In 1933, Germany-icon.png Weimar Republicball fell into the evil hand of Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball (very infamous for its anti-semitic actions) who decided to invade in 1939 Poland-icon.png Second Polish Republicball and the Free City of Danzig-icon (soldier).png Free City of Danzigball to retake the land lost during World War I. The Poles fought bravely contrary to popular stereotypes, yet with the Soviet-icon.png USSRball invading as well from the East, the fall of Warsaw-icon.png Warsawball on 28 September was ultimately inevitable. Soviet-icon.png Poland was wiped out for another 6 years.

    Under the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, Polandball was split into two occupation zones between Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball and the Soviet-icon.png USSRball. Subsequently, Soviet-icon.png Soviet authorities purged Polish prisoners and military officers in the Katyn Massacre and deported hundreds of thousands of Polish civilians.

    After weeks of fighting, the Polish saw the hopeless situation of the Two-Front War. They fled over the Balkans to France-icon.png Franceball and UK-icon.png UKball and reorganized to keep offering resistance to Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball.

    When Nazis attacked UKball the Polish soldiers in exile helped, with his trained pilots, to fight the invaders. He also helped the Allies at the Normandy, Monte Cassino and Market Garden. (where they were they only country to successfully take monte casino... )

    Underground resistance fighters in occupied Polandball established the Armia Krajowa to fight against the occupying Nazi-icon.png Germans. Considered one of the largest resistance movements of the war, Armia Krajowa effectively functioned as an entire underground state, and committed key acts of sabotage and targeted assassination.

    Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball built six extermination camps during the Holocaust, which included the infamous Treblinka, Auschwitz-Birkenau, and Majdanek camps. The camps located within Polandball served as the Nazi-icon.png 4th Reich's largest, and in total 3 million Polish Jews along with a further 2.8 million ethnic Poles were murdered.

    Eventually, Polandball was "liberated" by the incoming Soviet-icon.png Soviet Army, though the Nazi-icon.png German occupation left a completely shattered nation in its wake. Of all countryballs in World War II, Polandball suffered the highest proportion of casualties with relation to its population.

    Poland-icon.png Communist Rule Communism-icon.png (1945-89)

    The former Second Polish Republicball in exile even get his own zone of occupation inside of the British zone in Emsland, near the Dutch border.

    But then the allies betrayed him and withdrawn his recognition as the legitimate Republic of Poland. Only Ireland-icon.png Irelandball, Francoist Spain-icon.png Spainball, Cuba-icon.png Cubaball and Vatican-icon.pngVaticanball recognized the exiled government as the real republic.

    After the war, Poland took even more land from the dead Nazi Germanyball. The Soviet-icon.png USSRball then set up a provisional communist government in Polandball. By 1952, the Poland-icon.png PR Polandball was set up as a Soviet-icon.png Soviet satellite state. Despite widespread popular rejection, the Poland-icon.png PR Polandball ceded its eastern territories to the Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball. It could eventually into Warsaw Pact.

    In 1978, a Pole, Karol Wojtyla, was elected Vatican-icon.png Pope as Pope John Paul II, it is the first Polish Pope in history.

    Turmoil once again arose in the 1980s as the independent trade union Solidarity grew as a major political force. Even under government persecution and the declaration of martial law in 1981, Solidarity gradually eroded Poland-icon.png PR Polandball's single-party rule. Also contrary to popular belief, in 1986, the first Pole went into space. By 1989, Solidarity triumphed and the first free, democratic elections since the end of World War II were held. The Solidarity movement heralded the collapse of Poland-icon.png PR Polandball as well as other puppet regimes throughout Eastern Europe.

    Poland-icon.png "Got Peace Again" EU-icon.pngNATO-icon.png (1989-Present)

    After the Cold War ended, massive liberalizing reforms took place. Polandball relaxed freedom of press and speech and greatly increased personal freedoms. Initially, as with most other Eastern Bloc countryballs, Polandball's economy slowed down. Polandball became the first post-communist state to reach its pre-1989 levels thanks to an economic boom by 1995.

    In 1991, Polandball officially joined NATO-icon.png NATOball, and in 2004 Polandball has voted to join the EU-icon.png EUball.

    On March 4, 2020, it got infected with Coronavirus-icon.png COVID-19. It is still infected to this moment and it has over 2,000,000 confirmed cases.

    Relationships (Relacje)

    Friends (Przyjaciele)

    • Hungary-icon.png Węgry - Polak, Węgier Dwa Bratanki! My best friend ever. Can best friends since of Middle Ages. We are not of relatives, but we call each other siblings. Both into hatings Germany-icon.png Reich kraut EU-icon.png. Thanks for accepting my refugees in 1939. Even if we speak a different language, we still understand each other. We are rivals in football only. Usually I cheer it up when it is sad.
    • Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball - Klocki Lego. Upewnij się, że Reichtangle-icon.png ta piekielna dziura nie chowa się w twoim lego!
    • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - Good friend who has helped me with everything i've dealt with! He gaved us food products, culture and so much more! REMOVE KEBAB!!! I truly felt bad that yuo were occupied by Austria-Hungary-icon.png Hitler-icon.png Ottoman-icon.png Opressors and i was also occupied by other opressors aswell. I gaved yuo my support on defeating them. We truly hang out alot!
    • Norway-icon.png Norwayball - Oboje jesteśmy ofiarami Hitler-icon.png Hitlera kurwa, ale ty jesteś najszczęśliwszym krajem i najwyższym HDI.
    • Finland-icon.png Finlandball - Even if yuo supportings Nazi, it tried attacking yuo in 1943. We're also vodka drinkers. It is sibling of Hungary-icon.png my BFF.
    • Czech-icon.png Czechiaball and Slovakia-icon.png Slovakiaball - Other Central Slavs. Against migrants like me. Also, don't mind me about this. I was misunderstanding.
    • German Empire-icon.png German Empireball - I always mistakings it for its kaiser. You gave me independence in 1918! :)
    • Romania-icon.png Romaniaball - Good friend, helped me during war and hates Russia-icon.png Russiaball also.
    • India-icon.png Indiaball - Nice countryball in South Asia that is cool with my twin. Also like cow!
    • USA-icon.png USAball - Good friends. It is of cool guy. I'm in NATO-icon.png NATOball! There are also many Polish immigrants in Chicago-icon.png Chicagoball and Indiana-icon.png Indianaball Gib NASA so I can into space! PLSSSSSSS. By the way, we both hate abortions (Texas just restricted it ).
    • UK-icon.png UKball - Helpful of during war, bossy when employer. But thanks for givings me many złotys! Also, rest in peace to your Elizabeth II-icon.png Queen.
    • France-icon.png Franceball - Good wine and help me reborn but surrendered like usual HAHAHAHAHAHA.
    • Vatican-icon.png Vaticanball - Jan Pawel forever!
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - I recognize yuo.
    • Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball - Good Balkan friend. Work together a lot.
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - Fellow Homophobe, Can into similar flag and eagle coat of arms! We can into similar course of history through enduring revolutions, wars for independence and maintaining national unity!!
    • Monaco-icon.png Monacoball - Same as Indonesiaball for its glasses.
    • Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball - Long live the Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Commonwealth! One day. It will return. But I'm sorry for 1920!
    • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball - Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball's rival sibling! I sold it my PT-91 MBTs, which it and France-icon.pngSlovakia-icon.png its engineers modified its tanks better than mine to rival Germany-icon.png Niemcy's Leopard 2 used by Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball and Singapore-icon.png Tringapore. Sorry if I mistook you as USAball.
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Świetny przyjacielu, daj mi syrop klonowy. Większość Kanadyjczyków to Polacy na preriach. Pełny szacunek i miłość do Kanadyjczyków! Kanada jest także sojusznikiem USA i domem dla WIELU POLAKÓW. YAY, POLSK! DAJ MI GROSZ OLEKSIAK!
    • Germany-icon.png Niemcy - A friend. We have had a long love-hate relationship with eachother. PLS HELP INTO SPACE!
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - You brought a Pole to space? Sweeeeet! We also can into vodka and we both hate Reichtangle-icon.png Fourth Reich Kraut, EU-icon.png EUball (mostly it) and Sweden-icon.png borkface (also mostly it). Your parent also saved me in WW2 from Evil Nazi. :) But never forget all those things it done to me back then. AND LEAVE Ukraine-icon.png UKRAINEBALL ALONE! Also I replaced you as a FIFA spot in 2022. Sorry. Also I will say nothing about the referendum in Donbass but criticize. I dont want to sanction you.
    • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - National Day of The Pole!
    • Kaliningrad Oblast-icon.png Kaliningradball - Plox of helpings me! Yuo of fake Prussian, Help me beating of that Germany-icon.png Nazi kraut!
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - Aiming to become better friends with them in future. Believes Dokdo is Korean. Gib factories and tanks, plox!
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - Zapamiętaj naszą piękną granicę na zawsze. Mamy jedną rybę skierowaną w twoją stronę i jedną skierowaną w moją stronę. Wierzę, że wkrótce musimy się zjednoczyć. Nie martw się; Przyjmę twoich imigrantów! Popieram cię przeciwko Russia-icon.png temu komuchowemu tyranowi!
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball - Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski, Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski! Good friend, of gib me pizza and is be really good! I can't into space but at least I can into supercar fame now. It is also the place where my anthem is wrote. Nice pizza guy. Pizza almost good enough for me to forget about your friendship with Evil kraut.
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - Your country is beautiful, and I likings yuor tourist in your clay. Oh and plox take carings of one of my people, just like the one yuo did on one of Lithuania-icon.png Litwa's.
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - I like yuor anime like Hetalia. It is us but as real-life humans!
    • Sri Lanka-icon.png Sri Lankaball - I like your tea Is better than UK's.
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Yeah we both got oppresed by Nazis in WW2. Screw Nazi-icon.png Hitler and Holocaust. Things do get akward sometimes but i blame nazis
    • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - Good friend. Present day many of its people live and work in my clay. Its people are the largest Asian and non-European group in my clay. And we are ancient and share similar history too!
    • Papua New Guinea-icon.png Papua New Guineaball - I like yuor nature, But Please tell your people to stop being a cannibal.
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - Kebab friend from the middle east. I support it because it being at war with Israel-icon.png Israelcube reminds me of the old days where i was invaded by it. But, I'm sorry for not stopping Israel from torturing you. I can into recognizings you!
    • Haiti-icon.png Haitiball - Good friends since independence. And we got a free 8ball-word pass from it as we are the white 8balls on its clay.
    • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - Always good friend, it also named its tallest mountain (Mount Kosciuszko) after one of my fighters! Upside-down siblings
    • Earth-icon.png Happy Earth - I am now a new unit of measurement! >:)

    Neutral (Neutralni)

    • Austria-icon.png Austriaball - I saved it from Ottoman-icon.png Kebab in 1686 but yuo killed me. NEVER FORGET! But yuo are Hungary-icon.png Węgry's spouse.
    • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - We were enemies at first but now we are of neutral. We both like PewDiePie and hate Article 13! BUT WHY YUO GIVE ASYLUM TO THAT COMMUNIST CRIMINAL MICHNIK? Also, AoH II is op better than HOI IV!
    • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - Neutral. Ruled me and Czech-icon.pngSlovakia-icon.pngHungary-icon.png my friends for 44 years and killed a lot of my people. But you're not as jerkie as Nazi-icon.png Stinky poo. You also hate it too. You also helped in WW2 and brought a Pole to space. So me and you have a love-hate relationship. i'll force you to gib me Byelorussian SSR-icon.png Byelorussian SSRball, Lithuanian SSR-icon.png Lithuanian SSRball, and Ukrainian SSR-icon.png Ukrainian SSRball!!
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - You of signings treaty? Is nice, but you will still of paying for Coronavirus-icon.png COVID-19.
    • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - This Kurwa hates me more than I hate the Nazis, but we used to have working embassies in each other so that should be okay. (But is it?) WHY YUO OK REMOVE MY EMBASSY?
    • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball - Okay, yuo little Russian kurwa or whatever yuo wanna call yuorself. Why yuo not a friend of mine? Yuo need yuor daily pierogis to calm yuorself down? Why yuo so obsessed with Russia-icon.png Vodka? AND KURWA DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT YEETING ME INTO REYKJAVIK! IT'LL WORK, BUT YOU'LL PAY FOR MY FUNERAL!
    • Egypt-icon.png Egyptball - Nothing much I can of sayings, I'm of thinkings becoming friends with it but don't forget about Magdalena Zuk.
    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - It hates me for being friends with Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball, but at least you hate the LGBT-icon.png gays.

    Enemies (Wrogowie)

    • Sweden-icon.png Annoying kurwa (sometimes) - We may be good now, but 1629 NEVER FORGET! I'm so glad Russia killed you in 1721. Yuo of very much deserveds of it.
    • Belarus-icon.png Belarusball - Russia-icon.png Russian puppet kurwa! BIALYSTOK IS MINE AND KURWA MAC BELARUSSIA! * Gives middle finger to Belarus while commanding a Leopard 2 Tank that is being driven by Germany to the border of Belarus*
    • Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball - FUCK YOUR FUCKING MONSTERS! YOU ARE THE MAIN REASON WHY POLAND IS SO POOR! AT LEAST THE SOVIET UNION DID GOOD THINGS FOR ME! YOU DIDN'T DO ME ANYTHING GOOD! YOU ARE A BIG jerk and NEVER TRY TO COME BACK AGAIN! ALWAYS! I'm so glad you're dead! HAHAHAHA! THIS CAN BE THIRD WAY, THIRD REICH: ONE, YOU LEAVE. Poland-Lithuania-icon (tangle and hussars wings).png TWO, WALKING ON YOUR FACE... Poland-Lithuania-icon (tangle and hussars wings).png
    • Kurwaball-icon.png My BÖRK STEALER - KURWA. IS. NOT. YUOR. BÖRK!
    • Kiribati-icon (division).png NAME STEALER - UNFUNNY NAME STEALER!
    • George Soros-icon.png George Soros - You are the worst person in the world! YUO ARE EVEN WORSE THAN Swedish Empire-icon.png IT!
    • Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball - NOTHING! YUO CANNOT STEAL LAND FROM ME! I REGRET NOTHING!
    • Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball - YUO! YUO ARE Ukraine-icon.png UKRAINIAN CLAY, AND THAT'S FINAL!
    • Austrian Empire-icon.png Austrian Empireball - Same with yuo! YOU ARE ALSO FRIENDS WITH THE MONSTER!
    • Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball - Biggest splitter of them all! I'm glad you were enemies with the Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball though.
    • England-icon.png Englandball - How dare yuo hate me because of my Hungary-icon.png best friend, yuo kurwa!
    • Vanuatu-icon.png Vanuatuball - Just Stop hurting my friend for calling the a "Papua Genocider"
    • Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball - AHHHHHH SCARY PIRATES GET AWAY FROM ME! REMOVE!
    • Senegal-icon.png Senegalball - Never forget World Cup 2018!


    • Poland is the most invaded country in Europe.
    • Poland cannot go into space.
    • The colors of the Polish flag are reversed to that of their countryball because on the drawball.com page (where it was drawn for the first time by Polish users), they drew it with inverted colors so it stayed that way in all future memes.
    • It considers itself a Catholic.
    • Sometimes, it is confused with the Pokémon Voltorb, Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball or Monaco-icon.png Monacoball.
    • Clean the UK-icon.png UKball and Germany-icon.png Germanyball bathrooms.
    • When it is scared or in trouble its characteristic cry is "Kurwa!" (which means "Who*e").
    • It is the most popular countryball (thanks to it this meme was created).
    • Sometimes it speaks in third person grammar (it) referring to itself.
    • It is not afraid of anything except Germany-icon.png Germanyball and Russia-icon.png Russiaball.
    • It likes soccer, being a fan of the footballer Robert Lewandowski.
    • When the Nazi-icon.png Nazis invaded Poland, it turned into a clandestine country.
    • In Poland-icon.png Polish language, the native name of the country (Polska) is a feminine noun. This explains why Polonia, the national personification of the country, is a woman.
    • It once had a bear soldier named Wojtek and it assisted it in the Battle of Montecassino by transporting ammunition.
    • It has a great fear of Omskbird having trauma just by saying "Omsk".

    While some countryballs are drawn exactly like their flag, Polandball is drawn with the flag upside down, because everything in Poland is "upside down".

    How to draw

    The flag you must NOT draw for Polandball.
    1. Draw a ball.
    2. Draw the Polish flag upside down (red on the top, white on the bottom) (Tradition in the Country flag).
    3. Draw the eyes and you're finished.

    Flag Colors

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    White 255, 255, 255 C000-M000-Y000-K000 #FFFFFF
    Crimson 220, 20, 60 C000-M091-Y073-K014 #DC143C


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