Kebab

Kebab Kebap
↓   9th century AD – Present

Kebab (Arabic: كباب; also kebap, kabob, kebob, kabab) is a (delicious) Middle Eastern, Eastern Mediterranean, and South Asian dish of pieces of meat, fish, or vegetables roasted or grilled on a skewer or spit originating in the Eastern Mediterranean, where it is mentioned by Homer, or the Middle East, and later adopted in Central Asia and by the regions of the former Mongol Empire and later Ottoman Empire, before spreading worldwide.

Döner Kebab

Döner Kebab, also known as Shawarma (Arabic: شاورما), is a fast-food dish that originated from Turkeyball and is today popular in the Islamic world and EUball, especially Germanyball, (goes well with Bier und Brazilian tears) Denmarkball and Swedenball who puts kebab thier his pizza. The Netherlands uses the term "shoarma" for a dish consisting of spiced meat served on bread with lettuce and garlic sauce. Unfortunately, it's usually made with pork, so Muslims cannot eat it.

Döner Kebab consists of seasoned fresh meat, usually lamb, select halal-slaughtered beef, or chicken, mixed together with a marinade of cumin, coriander, garlic, and other herbs and spices (contributing to its savoury taste). When finished marinating, the resultant mass is then introduced to its most iconic symbol: Impalement on a vertical Stake, next to the flames for roasting. Sometimes the impaled meat is topped by a flavour-enhancing garnish (e.g. fat, onion, fruits, MOAR GARLIC, etc), and whatever garnishes were on top would infuse themselves on the meat below through gravity. When the outer surface has become roasted enough for consumption, it is shaved away on demand leaving the rest of the uncooked mass to roast. In most cases, the removed pieces are wrapped in a wholemeal high-fibre pita bread, usually wrapped together with a salad of various fresh herbs and vegetables as well as a choice of sauces damn that's delicious e.g. EXTRA GARLIC Sauce, hot sauce, herb sauce, yogurt sauce or melted cheese, though a variety of other styles for service exist, for example the aforementioned Swedish Kebab Pizza. Europeans consider Kebab to be healthier than the rival fastfood in the form of processed, high-sugar, chemical-weapons-laden burgers, contributing further to its popularity in the Eurozone.

Shish Kebab

Another version of Kebab exists called the Shish kebab (Turkish: şiş kebap; Arabic: شيش كباب; often simply called kebab), which is closer to an ordinary barbecue than the iconic and famous Döner.

In Polandball Universe

In the Polandball universe, however, it also became used as a pejorative for the Islamic world in general. The name stemmed from the "Remove kebab" phrase, a nickname given to a Serb nationalist music video from the Bosnia War actually called "Karadzic, Lead Your Serbs." Serbiaball has historically had conflict against Turkeyball and other nearby Eastern European countryballs with a Muslim-majority, culminating in the popular meme "REMOVE KEBAB". Kebab originally was targeting Turkish, but because apparently to modern political culture Islam now counts as a single race, the pejorative has extended to even non-Turkish races such as Arabs (it would be more accurate to, when insulting Arabs, say "Remove Shawarma") Other Turkic people, but strangely seldom associated with Kebab, include Azerbaijanball, Kazakhbrick, Uzbekistanball, Turkmenistanball, TRNCball, Kyrgyzstanball and others, and the dissociation with the Islamic world and therefore "kebab" may have been the result of their rule under the Soviet Union, an Atheist state with an Eastern Orthodox majority. There are rumors that Bulgariaball (BULGARIA'S KHANATE THEY COME FROM Tajikistanball's clay but they mix with the slavs) was kebab in the past but then he betrayed his brothers and now he is a slav.

It may be probable that Vlad Dracula the Impaler and his choice of punishment was inspired by his Turkish arch-enemies impaling meat vertically, considering how he grew up his childhood life as a Turkish political prisoner.

There is a common saying when Serbiaball, Croatiaball, Israelcube or another country wants to destroy Turkeyball or hates Islam, they will say "REMOVE KEBAB" and if a country likes Kebab (Islam) like Azerbaijanball, Turkeyball and Saudi Arabiaball, they will say "DEFEND KEBAB".

Kebab Removers

Here is the list of kebab-removing nations.

• Serbiaball: The most famous Kebab remover in the Polandball meme. Serbiaball's worst Kebab enemy is Kosovoball, which it shouts "Kosvo je Serbia" the moment someone mentions it (or Serbia sees Kosovo). In reality Serbia is only friendly to Muslims that support it on the Kosovoball dispute. Serbiaball (still) kinda hates Bosnia and Herzegovinaball and Turkeyball for historical conflicts.
• Myanmarball: Another famous kebab remover, Myanmarball can into removing Rohingyaball in a genocide! Myanmarball only started 6 years ago.
• Israelcube: Like Serbiaball, Israelcube is currently in a conflict with a smaller Kebab nation called Palestineball, except that the Kebab nation is not supported by the west, but more likely by Muslim nations. Even though Israelcube has almost no Muslim allies, it does have some friends from the Muslim world.
• Franceball: Franceball once had a conflict with another Kebab nation called Algeriaball, and in 2010, Franceball banned Muslim women from covering their faces and wearing the niqāb in public, and in 2011, it became the first European country to enforce a ban on full-face veils in public. It also hates Turkeyball's president for saying that its president needs help and doesn't let Turkeyball into EU.
• Slovakiaball: In 2016, Slovakiaball's President Andrej Kiska has passed legislation to effectively block Islam from gaining official status as a religion in the country, as a First EU country to banned Islam.
• Armeniaball: Armeniaball is accused to have committed massacres towards Azerbaijanball's in the ongoing Kebab war. But most importantly, it is mad at Turkeyball for the Armenian Genocide.
• Central African Republicball: Since the 2000s, CARball was actually fine with Islam until it went though a coup. François Bozizé, responsible for the coup was accused of discrimination towards Muslims. This caused Bozizé to be couped by the people he oppressed, but this led to civil war. Since then, CARball is portrayed as a kebab remover in memes. In reality, the government has been trying to promote religious unity so CAR's position is debated.
• Ethiopiaball: Ethiopiaball is currently in a conflict with their neighbor Somaliaball in ongoing Ogadenball war since 1977. Ethiopia does not have anything against Islam personally, but someone gets into fights with Muslim groups in its own nation too.
• Denmarkball: Like Franceball, People from Denmarkball makes a Anti-Muslim Propaganda in 2006 Altrought it is amongst Western Europe's most 'Muslim-friendly' countries.
• Philippinesball: During the Macros era, Philippinesball fought the Kebab rebels Bangsamoroball against their president Ferdinand Macros until 1989, but in 2017 ISISball attacked Lanao del Surball's capital city Marawiball until Former president Duterte attacks them back with help from its parent, USAball.
• USAball: One of the world's strongest countryballs was also a kebab remover. During Donald Trump's presidency, USAball adopt the Order of Executive Order 13769 after the September 11th 2001 terrorist attack in New York Cityball. After Trump's term ended in 2021, USAball's current President Joe Biden revoked Executive Order 13769 and replaced it with Presidential Proclamation 10141.
• Thailandball: Like the Philippinesball, Thailandball fought Muslim rebels in 2002 until now.
• Tringapore: One of the richest countries in the world was also a kebab remover historically. In 1965, Tringapore was kicked out from the kebab nation Malaysiaball due political tensions between both sides. but Tringapore is friendly to them WTF Lah! Nowadays, Tringapore is no longer a kebab remover.
• Timor Lesteball/East Timorball: In 1975, Timor Lesteball got annexed by a Kebab nation, Indonesiaball. Most of the people in East Timorball at that time want to rebel against Indonesia until 1999, where it was placed under administration by UNball and in 2002, they gained full independence.
• UKball: Though this country is not a kebab remover nowadays, Historically, during the empire era, It colonized many kebab nations like Egyptball, Pakistanball, and Malaysiaball. but their clay has many Pakistanis.
• Netherlandsball: Like UKball who is a former kebab remover, from 1945 until 1949 Netherlandsball was in a war with the kebab nation Indonesiaball that try wanted became fully independent.
• South Sudanball: Like Timor Lesteball, Before it was an independent country, South Sudanese Rebellion Forces decided to break away from Sudanball due the exploitative governance from 1983-2005. A civil war broke out some time after the first civil war ended in 1972.
• Indiaball: Like Ethiopiaball, since their independence in 1947 they have been in a war with their neighbour Pakistanball for Kashmirball, except Bangladeshball who helped them in 1971. Indians also have Islamophobic issues.
• Greeceball and Cyprusball: Both countryballs have tensions between Turkeyball and Northern Cyprusball.

Kebab Defenders

Here is the list of kebab-defending nations.

• Türkiyeball: The most famous Kebab defender in the Polandball meme. Türkiyeball is friends with a small Turk countryball, Azerbaijanball, which both countryballs like to team up to kill Armeniaball in comics, and Türkiyeball hates Greeceball for Historical wars and Greeceball's claim on Istanbulball.
• Saudi Arabiaball: Another famous kebab defender, Saudi Arabiaball is the religious origin for Islam and can into Sharia law.
• Azerbaijanball: Like Türkiyeball, it is in a conflict with a kebab remover nation called Armeniaball for Artsakhball.
• Pakistanball: Since 1967, Pakistanball declared war on the neighbouring Indiaball for Kashmirball, which is still happening to this day.
• Indonesiaball: Indonesiaball is an important kebab-defending countryball because Indonesiaball is the countryball with the most kebabs. One of its clay is Acehball, which can into Sharia Law after being colonized by Ottoman Empireball in the past. (although Indonesiaball's anschluss form was a Kebab Remover.)
• Sudanball: Before Sudan's Independence, during pre-Colonial era, Sudan got annexed by the kebab nation of Egyptball under Amr ibn al-Aas and it also Fight with their Neighbour South Sudanball in the 21 years of Civil war.
• Maliball: During the 9th century, Berber and Tuareg populated most of its clay, with the most popular one is said to be the richest person in history, who is King Mansa Musa.
• Malaysiaball: In the 15th century, traders from the Arabian Peninsula spreaded Islam into their clay just like their cousins Bruneiball and Indonesiaball.
• Bruneiball: Bruneiball is a small kebab nation that also adopts the Sharia Law like Saudi Arabiaball. It also hates the leader of the Kebab Removers, Serbiaball.
• Surinameball: Suriname was the Most Populated Muslim Country in South America in 1873 Immigrants are from kebab Nations Indonesiaball Began to populate their clay.
• Iraqball: During the Messophotamian era, Iraqball used to be 2 Kebab removing kingdoms which are Babylonball and Assyriaball. 1,400 years later, Muslims conquer their clay. During the Saddam Era, Iraqball invades two other kebab defending nations Iranball and Kuwaitball.
• Kuwaitball: Kuwaitball was Formerly a Christian state until the 7th Century AD when Muslims swept their clay. In 1991 Kuwaitball was Anschluss by their neighbor Iraqball from 1990 until 1991.
• Nigeriaball: Africa's most populated countryball is also a kebab defender. During the 11th century Muslims populated in their clay, with the development of Islam in the wider West Africa region. Trade was the major connecting link that brought Islam into Nigeriaball, but in 2002 a terrorist Organization named Boko Haramball was created and annexed a few of Nigeriaball's and Cameroonball's clay.
• Trinidad and Tobagoball: Like Surinameball, in 1777 Muslim cames from 8ball Begins to populate their clay for Sugar Slaveries.
• Djiboutiball: Friends with Kebab defender nations.
• Somaliaball: Defends kebab by fighting an evil clique of kebab removing countries.
• Chadball: Unlike Central African Republicball who is a Kebab Remover, during the 11th century, Muslims conquered Chadball because they thought their descendants were from Lake Chad. It is also a chad compared to other kebab defenders and the kebab removers, who all of them are ABSOLUTE virgins.
• Iranball: During the 19th century, Iranball was formerly named Persiaball which resulted by Muslim conquests in 633-654 AD thanks to Afghanistanball and Tajikistanball. But mostly Iranball hates another kebab nation Saudi Arabiaball ehh....
• Syriaball and Lebanonball: During 634 until 640, both of them got conquer by Muslims, and they both hate the kebab removing nation Israelcube for torturing Palestineball.
• Palestineball: In 1988, Palestineball declared independence from a kebab remover Israelcube, and it often gets attacked by Israelcube many times. Because of this, many kebab countryballs don't recognize Israelcube and supports Palestineball. (i.e. )
• Kosovoball: Just like Palestineball, it declared independence in 2008 from Serbiaball, who is a kebab remover, and both sides are in a conflict ever since.

Gallery

• Turkeyball preparing its favorite kebab.

  Turkeyball preparing its favorite kebab.

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