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Georgiaball (Georgian: საქართველობურთი, Sakartveloburti) is
the place where Stalin was born a stateball of USABall a countryball in the Caucasian region of Eurasia. Georgiaball should never be confused with the U.S. state of Georgiaball. It is bounded to the west by the Black Sea, to the north by Vodka, Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball, to the south by Kebab The Great and Lavash, and to the southeast by Kebab. Its claim to fame is that Joseph Stalin's from the countryball.
Georgiaball can also have weird alphabet like Armeniaball, some even look like hands. Sometimes Japanball use its alphabet to create emoticons like ლ(^ε^ლ), also ღ is not a heart but a super unique letter from Georgiaball's super unique alphabet, which cannot be found in any other language, except every second language.
It was adopted by USAball
Its national day is April 9th.
It isn't as biased as its neighbors (except when it comes to Russia, of course.)
In its spare time, it likes to tend to its HUGE flock of sheep, make some khachapuri, sharpen its Caucasian fighting skills, maintain its lovely khanjali (a dagger of Caucasus origin), and climb its too-fucking-many mountains. (It also likes to point out that Caucasus is better than the Alps.)
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- Azerbaijanball - It's a good neighbour. Unlike Armen, it's rich and supplies me with energy that I am needings though its fights wit.
- Canadaball - It likes Ukraineball so I like it.
- Lazicaball - My sibling and a friend of the Kebab.
- Mingreliaball - It is my oldest sibling! We connected with blood and it is very cool! While the Georgian language was distorted by the Persians and Ottomans, It has preserved the ancient Georgian (Colchian) language to this day. Btw first president of Georgia was Mingrelian.
- Baltics - Good friends and vodka removers.
- Finlandball - The Nordic Sibling! We both are vodka removers! I applaud you for successfully defending your homeland during the Winter War. I wish I was like you... (wait, I was once like it too, if not better)
- Greeceball - It owns golden fleece to Georgiaball, and do not want to return it. (
PAY DEBTS, GREECE). Also of Orthodox.
- Iranball - We two had bloody relations back in history (Mostly it being the aggressor, of course), but now we are great friends. Iranians love visiting our clay (
WHAT THEY ONCE TRIED TO CONQUER). We like each other and thank you for not of recognizing Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball (Even tho this so-called "Ossetia" is Iranian as well)
- Israelcube - Old sib (nearly 27 centuries old), we like each other a lot. Nowadays supplies me with guns, and upgrades tanks and more, but please don't attack yuor neighbour.
- Japanball - Nice autos, interesting culture, gibed monies. but it's strange as fuck... (btw, there's a thriving tuner scene in Tbilisi, Tokyo Drift? More like, Tbiliso Drift! Haha!)
- Colombiaball - Good Friend! It hates that Name stealer!
- Moldovaball - Another vodka removing friend. Also part of G.U.A.M.
- Polandball - We like each other very much and hate Russiaball. DEFEND PIEROGI! HAPPY 100th ANNIVERSARY TO YOU!
- Romaniaball - Good friend, it recognized my independence from vodka in 1918 and it also likes to removes vodka!
but it has no reflection in mirror.
- Ukraineball - Best friend of Georgiaball. We both hate Vodka and are part of G.U.A.M. gives it tanks, planes, and Molotov cocktails. We always give each other 12 points on Eurovision. THIS is what true friendship looks like. But its recent activities towards our tourists and even politics kinda confuses us.
- Serbiaball - We are friendly due to our similar religion.
- UKball - Burger's parent. Also removes Vodka. And thanks to NCS for one of the Georgian artist's, Zaza Tevtidze, who made one of the greatest gaming music ever.
- USAball (Except for Georgiaball (USA))- Our close friend and ally, help us giving javelins and training our soldiers, go Trump! Its child is a rip off though.
- Moroccoball (Since 2020) - My Maghrebi friend. Since it hates that foolish vodka child from becoming independent in you. And also I'll support you against that evil vodka from both of our separatist children becoming independent.
- Crimean Tatarsball - Yuo is real Crimea!
- Armeniaball - An old friend and neighbor. We had many great times together although today we of not seems to beings as close as we used to. Still it's one of those who can understand my problems. GIB BACK LORE YUO DAMN ARMEN AND JAVAKHETI IS MINE! (Also, Bagrationi/Bagratuni stronk!!)
- Turkeyball - Biggest trading partner after and us can into visa-free travel! Thanks for the pipework and the railroad. (
Still have to pay back) Many of its tourists come and help economy! But glorious Adjara is our clay and stop supporting !
- Philippinesball - It likes my best friend Ukraineball so I like it. But please give justice to Christine Dacera and stop being friends with Vodka. Control your president Duterte too pls.
- Pakistanball - Even though you're friends with Russia, you're still a good friend for not recognizing 2 fake countries and you're a friend of both Azerbaijan and Turkey.
- Chinaball - Although I recognize you are the real/fake China and you don't recognize. But you always be friends with Vodka…
- Taiwanball - Sorry, I can't recognize your passport, you're a faker..
- Palestineball - Not really an enemy but we're neutral for now and please remove Hamas soon.
- Separatists - OH NO, NO YUO AGAIN! GO BACK TO YUOR PARENT YUO TWO STUPID VODKA RIPOFF CHILDS. I TREATED YUO LIKE SIBLINGS AND THAT'S HOW YUO REPAY ME?! THAT'S IT! I'LL
ANSCHLUSSGET BOTH OF YUO AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!
- Georgiaball (state) - NAME STEALER! I AM CENTURIES OLDER THAN YOU ARE SO CHANGE NAME ALREADY! REMOVE COCA COLA! REMOVE LIL NAS X! REMOVE PEACHES!
- Russiaball - Alright first off, this was obvious. I don't really hate it, the Georgian people don't hate it. But just because I switched my flag to represent St. George and open arms to every country. It blames me for causing political turmoil and used that excuse to invade me in 2008! I get that Saakashvili was a fool. BUT YOU HATED IT AND USED THAT EXCUSE TO HATE ME!
- Crimeaball - YOU ARE PART OF UKRAINE! YUO ARE OF FAKE CRIMEA!
- Sardiniaball, - FLAG STEALER!
- North Koreaball - STOP THROWING NUKES AROUND! REMOVE KIM JONG-UN PIG!!
- Nicaraguaball - Stop supporting Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball or else I support all the protesters against you!
- Venezuelaball - STOP SUPPORTING ABKHAZIA AND SOUTH OSSETIA!!
||Armeniaball • Azerbaijanball • Belarusball • Kazakhbrick • Kyrgyzstanball • Moldovaball • Russiaball • Tajikistanball • Uzbekistanball|
|Former Members||Georgiaball • Ukraineball (Observer)|
|Republics||Armeniaball • Azerbaijanball ( Artsakhball • Nakhchivanball • Talyshball • Udiball) • Georgiaball ( Abkhaziaball • Adjaraball • South Ossetiaball) • Russiaball ( Astrakhanball • Chechnyaball • Dagestanball • Ingushetiaball • Adygeaball • Kabardino-Balkariaball • Karachay-Cherkessiaball • North Ossetia–Alaniaball • Stavropolball • Meshkhetian Turksball • Lezginball • Aghulball • Tsakhurball • Darginball • Andiball • Tabasaranball • Tsezball • Tatball • Lakball • Rutuballl • Abaziniaball • Nogaiball • Kumykiaball|
|Other Countries||Iranball • Turkeyball|
|Historical||Lazball • Avarball • Circassiaball • Svanetiball • Mingreliaball • Kuban Cossacksball • Terek Cossacksball • Don Cossacksball)|