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| “ | მოიხსენი არაყი! (Remove Vodka!) | ” |
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 Georgiaball |
| “ | ჩემი ხატია სამშობლო, სახატე მთელი ქვეყანა, განათებული მთა-ბარი, წილნაყარია ღმერთთანა. თავისუფლება დღეს ჩვენი მომავალს უმღერს დიდებას,
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Georgiaball about to sing its entire anthem |
| “ | Who needs  Maradona, when you got Kvaradona?
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— Khvicha Kvaratskhelia, The Champions
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| “ | Do you guys even have [sic] a slight idea of what an Armenian (woman) would be does to a man? If you don't, then  Kanye should let you know what it does to a man.
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Gattsu, YouTuber |
Georgiaball (Georgian: საქართველობურთი, Sakartveloburti) is a countryball located in the Caucasian region of Eurasia. They are bordered by the Black Sea to the west, 
Russiaball, along with the separatist 
Abkhaziaball and 
South Ossetiaball to the north, 
Türkiyeball and 
Armeniaball to the south, and 
Azerbaijanball to the southeast.
Their claim to fame is that their clay is the birthplace of Joseph Stalin. Speaking of clay, they have 69,700 km² of it (57,140 if you recognise Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball), making them the 119th largest countryball (123rd if you recognise Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball), and with a population of 4,024,994 inhabitants (3,728,573 if you recognise Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball), the 128th most populous countryball (129th if you recognise Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball).
The Georgian language uses an ancient alphabet unique to all other languages. Some letters look like hands and can be arranged to look like faces, which is how 
Japanball was able to create a few of their emoticons, such as this: ლ(^ε^ლ).
Because they share names with a U.S. state, 
USAball often mistakes them for their own Georgia.
History[edit | edit source]
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Prehistoric Georgiaball[edit | edit source]
The earliest evidence for Georgiaball's territory being inhabited date back to 1.8 million years ago, as evidenced from the town and archaeological site of Dmanisi, the oldest piece of evidence of human life outside of 
Africa. Some of the next known evidence of occupation of Georgian territory comes from those of the Shulaveri-Shomu culture (around 6500-5000 B.C.). This group started early metallurgy around the 6th millennium BC with their use of obsidian tools, and from the 4th millennium, they spread their metals further into the 
Transcaucasian region.
Other ancient settlements included circular or oval houses, featuring central piers and chambers, known as "Darbazi" houses. Ancient cultures that inhabited Georgiaball and eastern Anatolia were the fourth and third millennium B.C. Kurwa-Araxes culture, which gave way to the Trialeti culture in the 2nd millennium. Proof of their settlements lay at the village of Beshtasheni and the old Testament figure of Ozni, with examples of their ways of life including barrow burials, with carbon dated to the 2nd millennium B.C. in the province of Trialeti. This all testifies to an advanced and well-developed culture of architecture.
Around the 12th century B.C. came the "Diauehi", a tribal union of Georgian people. Research has found that since the 7th Century B.C., this tribe had early political and state formations, characterized by advanced metallurgy and goldsmith techniques. They, between 2100-75 B.C. survived the invasions by several groups, such as 
Achaemenid Empireball or 
Urartuball. This, did, however, make the Proto-Kartvelian union break up into several smaller kingdoms, which each created their own Kartvelian languages. The most famous of these languages is the Georgian language, spoken By 3.4 million people today. These groups include the Svans, who were dominant in northern areas like modern-day Abkhaziaball, Zans, which inhabited modern-day .png){kind=icon}
Samegrelo-Zemo Svanetiball, while many different Eastern Kartvelians formed the majority in modern eastern Georgiaball. Soon enough, two countryballs who could into future Georgian culture and statehood formed in the 8th Century B.C., with the west known as 
Colchisball, and in the east known as the 
Kingdom of Iberiaball.
Antiquity[edit | edit source]
Flag colors[edit | edit source]
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
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| Red | 255, 0, 0 | C0-M100-Y100-K0 | #FF0000 | |
| White | 255, 255, 255 | N/A | #FFFFFF | |
Relationships[edit | edit source]
Friends[edit | edit source]
Azerbaijanball - It's a good neighbor. Unlike Armenia, it's rich and supplies me with the energy that I am needings through its fights.
Canadaball - It likes 
Ukraineball so I like it.
Lazicaball - My sibling and a friend of the 
Kebab.
Mingreliaball - It is my oldest sibling! We connected with blood and it is very cool! While the Georgian language was distorted by the Persians and Ottomans, It has preserved the ancient Georgian (Colchian) language to this day. Btw, 
the first president of Georgia was Mingrelian.
Baltics - Good friends and vodka removers.
Finlandball - The Nordic Sibling! We both are vodka removers! I applaud you for successfully defending your homeland during the Winter War. I wish I was like you... (wait, I was once like it too, if not better)
Greeceball - It owns golden fleece to Georgiaball and does not want to return it. Also a Orthodox.
Iranball - We two had bloody relations back in history (Mostly it being the aggressor, of course), but now we are great friends. Iranians love visiting our clay. We like each other and thank you for not a recognizing 
Abkhaziaball and 
South Ossetiaball (Even tho this so-called "Ossetia" is Iranian as well)
Israelcube - Old sib (nearly 27 centuries old), we like each other a lot. Nowadays supplies me with guns, and upgrades tanks and more, but please don't attack 
yuor neighbour.
Japanball - Nice autos, interesting culture, gibed monies. but it's strange as fuck... (btw, there's a thriving tuner scene in Tbilisi, Tokyo Drift? More like, Tbiliso Drift! Haha!)
Colombiaball - Good Friend! It hates that 
Name stealer!
Moldovaball - Another vodka removing friend. Also part of G.U.A.M.
Philippinesball - It likes my best friend Ukraineball so I like it. But hey, Wow_mao was born in its clay!
Polandball - We like each other very much and hate 
Russiaball. DEFEND PIEROGI! HAPPY 100th ANNIVERSARY TO YOU!
Romaniaball - Good friend, it recognized my independence from vodka in 1918 and it also likes to remove vodka!- Ukraineball - Best friend of Georgiaball. We both hate Vodka and are part of G.U.A.M. gives it tanks, planes, and Molotov cocktails. We always give each other 12 points on Eurovision. THIS is what true friendship looks like. But its recent activities towards our tourists and even politics kinda confuses us.
Serbiaball - We are friendly due to our similar religion.
UKball (minus that 
flag stealer) - 
Burger's parent. Also removes Vodka. And thanks to NCS for one of the Georgian artist's, Zaza Tevtidze, who made one of the greatest gaming music ever.- USAball (Except for Georgiaball (USA))- Our close friend and ally, help us giving javelins and training our soldiers, go Trump! Its child is a rip off though.
Moroccoball (Since 2020) - My Maghrebi friend. Since it hates that 
foolish vodka child from becoming independent in you. And also I'll support you against that evil vodka from both of our separatist children becoming independent.
Frenemies[edit | edit source]
Armeniaball - An old friend and neighbor. We had many great times together although today we of not seems to beings as close as we used to. Still, it's one of those who can understand my problems. GIB BACK LORE YUO DAMN ARMEN AND JAVAKHETI IS MINE! (Also, Bagrationi/Bagratuni stronk!!)- Türkiyeball - Biggest trading partner after
EUball, and us can into visa-free travel! Thanks for the pipework and the railroad. Many of its tourists come and help the economy! But glorious Adjara is our clay and stop supporting ! 
Pakistanball - Even though you're friends with Russia, you're still a good friend for not recognizing 2 fake countries and you're a friend of both Azerbaijan and Türkiye.
Chinaball - Although I recognize you are the real/fake China and you don't recognize. But you always be friends with Vodka...
Taiwanball - Sorry, I can't recognize your passport, you're a faker...- Palestineball - Same thing I said towards Fake China[1], remove Hamas and stop befriending that stinky vodka!
Enemies[edit | edit source]
- Separatists - OH NO, NO YUO AGAIN! GO BACK TO YUOR PARENT YUO TWO STUPID VODKA RIPOFF CHILDREN. I TREATED YUO LIKE SIBLINGS AND THAT'S HOW YUO REPAY ME?! THAT'S IT! I'LL GET BOTH OF YUO AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!
- Georgiaball (state) - NAME STEALER! I AM CENTURIES OLDER THAN YOU ARE SO CHANGE YOUR NAME ALREADY! REMOVE COCA-COLA! REMOVE LIL NAS X! REMOVE PEACHES!
- Russiaball - Alright first off, this was obvious. I don't hate it, the Georgian people don't hate it. But just because I switched my flag to represent Saint George and open arms to every country. It blames me for causing political turmoil and used that excuse to invade me in 2008! I get that Saakashvili was a fool. BUT YOU HATED IT AND USED THAT EXCUSE TO HATE ME!
Crimeaball - YOU ARE PART OF UKRAINE! YUO ARE A FAKE CRIMEA!
Sardiniaball, - FLAG STEALER!
Nicaraguaball - Stop supporting Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball or else I support all the protesters against you!
Venezuelaball - STOP SUPPORTING ABKHAZIA AND SOUTH OSSETIA!!- Englandball - STOP SAYING I STOLE YOUR FLAG! I AM CENTURIES OLDER THAN YOU, THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! AND WHY DID YOU TELL RUSSIA TO KILL ME!?
Gallery[edit | edit source]
See also[edit | edit source]
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Members |
Armeniaball • Azerbaijanball •  Belarusball •  Kazakhstanbrick •  Kyrgyzstanball •  Moldovaball • Russiaball •  Tajikistanball •  Uzbekistanball
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| Associates |  Turkmenistanball
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| Former Members | Georgiaball •  Ukraineball
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| Republics | Armeniaball • Azerbaijanball ( Artsakhball •  Talyshball •  Udiball) • Georgiaball ( Abkhaziaball •  Adjaraball • South Ossetiaball) • Russiaball ( ) Astrakhanball •  Chechnyaball •  Dagestanball •  Ingushetiaball •  Adygeaball •  Kabardino-Balkariaball •  Karachay-Cherkessiaball •  North Ossetia–Alaniaball •  Stavropolball •  Lezginball •  Aghulball •  Tsakhurball •  Andiball •  Tabasaranball •  Tatball •  Lakball •  Abaziniaball •  Kumykiaball
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| Other Countries |  Iranball • Turkeyball
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| Historical | Lazball •  Avarball •  Nogaiball • Circassiaball •  Svanetiball •  Mingreliaball •  Kuban Cossacksball •  Terek Cossacksball •  Don Cossacksball • Transcaucasiaball
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