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Georgiaball (Georgian: საქართველობურთი, Sakartveloburti) is
the place where Stalin was born a stateball of USABall a countryball in the Caucasian region of Eurasia. Georgiaball should never be confused with the U.S. state of Georgiaball. It is bounded to the west by the Black Sea, to the north by Vodka, Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball, to the south by Kebab The Great and Lavash, and to the southeast by Kebab. Its claim to fame is that Joseph Stalin's from the countryball.
Georgiaball can also have weird alphabet like Armeniaball, some even look like hands. Sometimes Japanball use its alphabet to create emoticons like ლ(^ε^ლ), also ღ is not a heart but a super unique letter from Georgiaball's super unique alphabet, which cannot be found in any other language, except every second language.
He was adopted by USAball
His national day is April 9th.
He isn't as biased as his neighbors (except when it comes to Russia, of cois.)
In his spare time, he likes to tend to his HUGE flock of sheep, make some khachapuri, sharpen his Caucasian fighting skills, maintain his lovely khanjali (a dagger of Caucasus origin), climb his too-fucking-many mountains. (He also likes to point out that Caucasus is better than the Alps.)
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- Azerbaijanball - He's also a good neighbour. Unlike Armen, he's rich and supplies me with energy that I am needings though his fights wit.
- Canadaball - He likes Ukraineball so I like him.
- Lazicaball - My brother and a friend of the Kebab.
- Mingreliaball - He is my oldest brother! We connected with blood and he is very cool! While the Georgian language was distorted by the Persians and Ottomans, He has preserved the ancient Georgian (Colchian) language to this day. Btw first president of Georgia was Mingrelian.
- Baltics - Good friends and vodka removers.
- Finlandball - The Nordic Brother! We both are vodka removers! I applaud you for successfully defending your homeland during the Winter War. I wish I was like you... (wait, I was once like him too, if not better)
- Greeceball - He owns golden fleece to Georgiaball, and do not want to return it. (
PAY DEBTS, GREECE). Also of orthodox.
- Iranball - We two had bloody relations back in history (Mostly him being the aggressor, of course), but now we are great friends, Iranians love visiting our clay (
WHAT THEY ONCE TRIED TO CONQUER). We like each other and thank you for not of recognizing Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball (Even tho this so-called "Ossetia" is Iranian as well)
- Israelcube - Old bro (nearly 27 centuries old), we like each other a lot. Nowadays supplies me with guns, and upgrades tanks and more, but please don't attack yuor neighbour.
- Japanball - Nice autos, interesting culture, gibed monies. but he's strange as fuck... (btw, there's a thriving tuner scene in Tbilisi, Tokyo Drift? More like, Tbiliso Drift! Haha!)
- Colombiaball - Good Friend! He hates that Name stealer!
- Moldovaball - Another vodka removing friend. Also part of G.U.A.M.
- Polandball - They like each other very much and hate Russiaball. DEFEND PIEROGI! HAPPY 100th ANNIVERSARY TO YOU!
- Romaniaball - Good friend, he recognized my independence from vodka in 1918 and he also likes to removes vodka!
but he has no reflection in mirror.
- Ukraineball - Best friend of Georgiaball. Both hate Vodka and are part of G.U.A.M. Gives him tanks, planes, molotov cocktails. We always give each other 12 points on Eurovision. THIS is what true friendship looks like. But his recent activities towards our tourists and even politics kinda confuses us.
- Serbiaball - We are friendly due to our similar religion.
- UKball - Burger's father. Also removes Vodka. And thanks to NCS for one of the Georgian artist's, Zaza Tevtidze, who made one of the greatest gaming music ever.
- USAball (Except for Georgiaball (USA))- Our close friend and ally, help us giving javelins and training our soldiers, go Trump! His son is a rip off though.
- Moroccoball (Since 2020) - My Maghrebi friend. Since he hates that foolish vodka child from becoming independent in you. And also I'll support you against that evil vodka from both of our separatist children becoming independent.
- Crimean Tatarsball - Yuo is real Crimea!
- Armeniaball - An old friend and neighbor. Had many great times together although today we of not seems to beings as close as we used to. Still he's one of those who can understand my problems. GIB BACK LORE YUO DAMN ARMEN AND JAVAKHETI IS MINE!!! (Also, Bagrationi/Bagratuni stronk!!)
- Turkeyball - Biggest trading partner after EUball and we can into visa-free travel! Thanks for the pipe work and the railroad. (
Still have to pay Azerbaijanball back) Many of his tourists come and help economy! But glorious Adjara is our clay and stop supporting Russiaball!
- Philippinesball - She like my best friend Ukraineball so I like its but please give justice to Christine Dacera and stop being friends with Vodka and Dim sum, also control your president Duterte pls.
- Pakistanball - Even though you're friends with Russia, you're still a good friend for not recognizing 2 fake countries and you're a friend of both Azerbaijan and Turkey.
- Chinaball - Although I recognize you are the real/fake China and you don't recognize. But you always be friends with Vodka…
- Taiwanball - Sorry, I can't recognize your passport, you're a faker..
- Palestineball - Not really an enemy but we're neutral for now and please remove hamas soon.
- Separatists - OH NO, NO YUO AGAIN! GO BACK TO YUOR DADDY YUO TWO STUPID VODKA RIPOFF CHILDS. I TREATED YUO LIKE BROTHERS AND THAT'S HOW YUO REPAY ME?! THAT'S IT! I'LL
ANSCHLUSSGET BOTH OF YUO AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!
- Georgiaball (state) - NAME STEALER! I AM CENTURIES OLDER THAN YOU ARE SO CHANGE NAME ALREADY! REMOVE COCA COLA! REMOVE LIL NAS X! REMOVE PEACHES!
- Russiaball - Alright first off, this was obvious. I don't really hate him, the Georgian people don't hate him. But just because I switched my flag to represent St. George and open arms to every country. He blames me for causing political turmoil and used that excuse to invade me in 2008! I get that Saakashvili was a fool. BUT YOU HATED HIM AND USED THAT EXCUSE TO HATE ME! YOU BIG BASTARD HOW DARE YOU SEND IN SERGEY GAVRILOV INTO OUR MEETING?! HOW DARE YOU BAN FLIGHTS ONTO MY AREA? YOU'RE A THREAT TO THE ORTHODOX RELIGION! THIS IS SO UNORTHODOX!! YUO CAN GIVE MY FRIENDS BACK AND WE CAN RESTORE NORMALCY AND FRIENDSHIP. OTHERWISE I'LL CRY!
- Crimeaball - YOU ARE PART OF UKRAINE! YUO ARE OF FAKE CRIMEA!
- Sardiniaball - FLAG STEALER!
- North Koreaball - STOP THROWING NUKES AROUND YOU MADMAN!!! REMOVE KIM JONG-UN PIG!!!!
- Nicaraguaball - Stop supporting Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball or else I support all the protesters against you!!!
- Venezuelaball - STOP SUPPORTING ABKHAZIA AND SOUTH OSSETIA!!
||Armeniaball • Azerbaijanball • Belarusball • Kazakhbrick • Kyrgyzstanball • Moldovaball • Russiaball • Tajikistanball • Uzbekistanball|
|Former Members||Georgiaball • Ukraineball (Observer)|
|Countries||Armeniaball • Azerbaijanball ( Artsakhball • Nakhchivanball • Talyshball • Udiball) • Georgiaball ( Abkhaziaball • Adjaraball • Lazball • South Ossetiaball • Svanetiball • Mingreliaball) • Russiaball ( Astrakhanball • Chechnyaball • Dagestanball • Ingushetiaball • Adygeaball • Kabardino-Balkariaball • Balkariaball Karachay-Cherkessiaball • North Ossetia–Alaniaball • Stavropolball • Meshkhetian Turksball • Lezginball • Aghulball • Avarball • Tsakhurball • Darginball • Andiball • Tabasaranball • Kuban Cossacksball • Terek Cossacksball • Tsezball • Tatball • Lakball • Rutuballl • Circassiaball • Abaziniaball • Nogaiball • Kumykiaball • Don Cossacksball)|
|Other Countries||Iranball • Turkeyball|