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    Oklahomaball is basically North Texas a musical the 46th stateball of ᎠᎺᏰᏟball (USAball in Cherokee language). It's your typical redneck cattle rancher, but it can be also a Native American. It is occasionally depicted as wearing a ball cap with one of the major Oklahoma colleges on it (it depends on which college has the most likes on Faceblock, currently OU). The sole reason why it doesn't commit suicide is that it'll miss an OU/Texas game. Chuck Norris and Stephen Hillenburg were born here. Oklahomaball is known for his tornados, many many of them.

    History

    Oklahoma's clay was mostly inhabited by Osages and other Native American tribes until 1834 when USAball started giving it eastern tribes that, in its eyes, were taking up space. Those tribes, mainly Cherokeeball, File:Chickasaw-icon.png Chickasawball, Choctawball, Creekball, and Seminoleball, gave Oklahoma government and monies, until USA started letting settlers live there in 1889. In 1907, Oklahoma became an official stateball. In the 1930s, during the Dust Bowl, all of its crops died and turned to dust. At first, it immigrated to Californiaball's clay for help but later decided to go back. Since then, it has invented the electric guitar, the space suit, the parking meter, and a bunch of other stuff!

    It has two ghost towns named Picher and Cardin in Ottawa County, both towns along with Trecce in Kansasball have suffered from lead poisoning after residents went on the large chat piles, and the water getting contaminated with lead since the lead and zinc mines nearby shut down in the '60s, the Picher - Cardin area is part of the Tar Creek Superfund Site and is planned to be cleaned in the future.

    Relations

    Friends

    • Kansasball - Only state more boring than me by a jiminy! Also a tornado hotspot state.
    • Nebraskaball - Like Kansas, but more far north. Hit hard by tornadoes too.

    Neutral

    • Texasball - My Boomers will always squash you! It's a slobber-knocker whenever our rival football teams face off. Boomer Sooner! We can both into Republican however and we are both rednecks who love country music. Also, I feel bad for you being rekt by Californian refugees. So basically we are frenemies.
    • OhioRawr - Only state with more astronauts than me.

    Enemies

    • Transgenderball - Go ahead and try to transitioon. Oh woops! Looks like you can't here!

    Gallery

    Facts

    • State flower:oklahoma rose

    zh:俄克拉荷馬球 pt:Oklahomaball

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