Welcome to the 60's!
| “ | Bad deals! Cars that break down! Thieves! If you think you're going to find a bargain at Big Bill's, you can kiss my ass! | ” |
— Big Bill Hell's Cars;
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F*** YOU Baltimoreball is a 
Marylandball city. It was settled in 1659 by Lord Baltimore and has grown from the Colonial era to present day. It is largely considered one of 
USABall's most violent cities. He is considered the origin place of Old Bay.
Relations
USAball: He's cool I guess (Burp)
Marylandball: I wish I could help its crime rate but I don't want to mess with it
Chicagoball: He's a joke, it thinks he's all dangerous
DCball: LETS GO CAPS
Virginiaball: We get way too many damn people from that little shit, but it's tourism.... money... (Burp)
Detroitball: He used to be snooty like DCball and 
Pittsburghball, now it is just like (Burp) me!
Torontoball: Stood in for me to film the 2007 musical version of the John Waters classic Hairspray. We both have baseball teams named after birds (I have the Orioles and it has the Blue Jays), so we kind of have a friendly rivalry going on
Clevelandball: GET REKT! WE BEAT YOU BROWNS, RAVENS STRONK HARHARHARHAR!
Donald Trump: WELL, GET OUT OF HERE IF YOU DON'T LIKE BLACKS!
San Franciscoball HAHA BEAT YOU IN THE SUPER BOWL FLACCO BETTER THE KEPERNICK
Indianapolisball: GIVE ME BACK MY COLTS! THEY USED TO BE MY FOOTBALL TEAM OF CHOICE.
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