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| “ | No kangaroos in Austria! | ” |
— Unknown Austrian
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| “ | land der berge land am strome | ” |
Austriaball (German: Österreichkugel), officially the Republic of Australiaball Celtic Republic Noricum Austriaball (German: Republik Österreichkugel) is a doctor a federal republic and a landlocked countryball with over 8.8 million people in Central Europe, or Western Europe for you political nerds. It is neighboured by 
Czechiaball and 
Germanyball to the north, 
Hungaryball and 
Slovakiaball to the east, 
Sloveniaball and 
Italyball to the south, and 
Switzerlandball and 
Liechtensteinball to the west.
The territory of Austriaball covers 83,879 square kilometres (32,386 sq mi) making it the 113th largest country. Austriaball's terrain is highly mountainous, lying within the Alps; only 32% of its land is below 500 metres (1,640 ft), and its highest point is 3,798 metres (12,461 ft). Austriaball is known for Arnold Schwarzenneger and having a similar name with Australiaball, and because of this, 
other countryballs often get confused.
Austriaball also has the 2nd oldest Flag after 
Scotland
Austriaball is the sibling of Germanyball. It appears in a fair number of comics, especially when dealing with Europe or comics dealing with psychology due to the fact that Austriaball was the homeland of Sigmund Freud. In the latter, it is known as Dr. Österreich. While it mostly specializes in conducting human psychological experiments or counseling other countryballs, it is a very multipurpose character, being able to fill the role of any medicinal or educational position. In conclusion, it can into very good and smart doctor.
Hololive member and Vtuber Takanashi Kiara is from its clay.
It is sometimes mistaken as a commie, because its coat of arms appears to have a hammer and a sickle But they are neutral in Cold war....
Prehistory
Settled in prehistoric times, the Central European land that is now Austriaball was occupied in pre-Roman times by various 
Celtic tribes. After the fall of the 
Roman Empire, the area was taken over by 
Bavarians, 
Slavs, and Avars and the majority Celtic population was Germanized, Slavicized, and Avarized. Charlemagne conquered the area in AD 788, encouraged colonization, and introduced Christianity.
Celtic Kingdom Noricum
As mentioned above, Celtic tribes settled in the Alps and founded the kingdom Noricum. It was famous for Noric steel and made the best swords in the entire Roman Empire. For this reason it could into peace with Rome for a long time. The Alpine Celts gave weapons to Rome and received military protection from 
Germaniaball in return. Later on some of its Nori people migrated to Anatolia and founded the 
Galatiaball. While the Alpine Celts got assimilated by Latin, the Anatolian Celts became Hellenic. Saint Paul visited them and wrote a famous letter. Until the fall of Rome the region was called Austria Romana. The most famous person from Noricum is Saint Severin of Noricum.
Beginning of Christianity in Austria
Christianity appeared in Austria in the 2nd century AD, prompting Church organization that can be traced back to the 4th century AD. After the arrival of the Bavarii, Austria became the object of missionary efforts, such as Rupert and Virgil of the Hiberno-Scottish mission. There was no overall coordinated mission, but there were nevertheless sporadic missions initiated by Gaelic monks from 
Irelandball and the western coast of Scotlandball, which contributed to the spread of Christianity and established monasteries in Britain and continental Europe during the Middle Ages. The earliest recorded Irish mission can be dated to 563 with the foundation of Iona by the Irish monk Saint Columba.
House of Babenberg (976-1156)
Babenberg was a noble dynasty of 
Austrian margraves and dukes. Originally from Bamberg in the Duchy of Franconia, the Babenbergs ruled the imperial Margraviate of Austria from its creation in 976 AD until its elevation to a duchy in 1156, whereafter they were succeeded by the House of Habsburg. All the Babenberg dukes from Leopold V onward were descended from Byzantine emperors — Leopold's mother, Theodora Komnene, being a granddaughter of the Emperor, John II Komnenos. Subsequently, Leopold V's younger son, Leopold VI, also married a Byzantine princess (Theodora Angelina), as did his youngest son (by Theodora), Frederick II, who married Sophia Laskarina. The next dynasty in Austria —the Habsburgs— were originally not descendants of the Babenbergs. The first Habsburg line to be descended from the Babenbergs was the Albertine line. The next Habsburg line to gain Babenberg blood was the Styrian line. The Spanish line was the last Habsburg line to gain Babenberg blood.
Early Establishment (1156-1804)
Austria then was reborn as the child of 
Holy Roman Empireball (Or HRE) in 1156. Austria at the time was known as Duchy of Austriaball. Austriaball loved to pillage and go to war in the name of Holy Roman Empireball. Upon constantly anschlussing into other neighbors it was defeated by the ancestors of its Best Friend, -icon.png){kind=icon}
Hungaryball. After such, it suffered from multiple personalities after arguing with Holy Roman Empireball. It soon became the Archduchy of Austriaball. After being a Vassal of 
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Habsburg Monarchyball in 1804.
Habsburg Monarchy (1804-1867)
Austria, under more symptoms of Multiple Personality Disorder, renamed herself to 
Austrian Empireball. (Officially Kaisertum Österreichkugel) Because it kept anschlussing and enslaving many ethnic lands and cultures Austria constantly was fighting itself. Under Austrian Empireball there were many of these different ethnicities were Bohemian, Slovakian, Italian, Slovenian, Croatian, Bosnian, Hungarian, Polish, Serbian, and Romanians. Austriaball once busted in an affair with 
Mexican Empireball, and 
UKball. (No one into care about Mexicoball..) Austriaball eventually became best friends with Kingdom of Hungaryball. Soon Austriaball and Kingdom of Hungaryball fused into the 
Austrian-Hungarian Empireball. After the signing of the Austro-Hungarian Compromise of 1867.
Austria-Hungaryball 
(1867-1918)
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Austria-Hungary was fused in 1867 after the treaty was signed. What was unique about the Empire was that it was blind. It held two different voices and languages, Austrian and Hungarian. Austria-Hungary continued to pillage and anschluss into your local ethnicities. It became friends with 
German Empireball, 
Ottoman Empireball (Still dirty Kebab..), and the 
Kingdom of Bulgariaball. It was also frenemies with 
Kingdom of Italyball. (YUO SCHEIßE! STUPID TRAITOR!!) Soon the friends (Minus the Scheiße Italy) formed the Mittelmächte. Or, the Central Powers.
First Republic (1919 - 1934)
After losing the First World War Austriaball was once again facing a serious identity crisis. In 1919, Heinrich Lammasch, the last prime minister of Imperial Austria, proposed to give the young republic the name of Norische Republik or Noric Republic, because the ancient borders were similar to those of the new state, which – at the time – did not wish to be considered the heir of the Habsburg monarchy, but an independent, neutral and peaceful state. But this did not work out well and Austriaball ended up in a civil war between 
fascist Fatherland Front and 
socialist Republikanischer Schutzbund. The Fatherland Front won but their dictator Engelbert Dollfuss got assassinated by 
this guy and the First Republic was dead.
World War II
Austriaball was anschlussed into the Third Reich and had to live with Nazi Germanyball. The Aryanisation of the wealth of 
Jewish Austrians started immediately in mid-March with a so-called "wild" (i.e. extra-legal) phase but soon was structured legally and bureaucratically to strip Jewish citizens of any assets they possessed. Nazi Germanyball nicknamed Austriaball "Ostmarkball" until 1942 when it changed its mind and renamed its "Alpen-Donau-Reichsgaueball". Austriaball became neutral in the year 1945 but Austriaball was split into 4 zones of occupation until 1955.
Second Republic (since 1955)
Because of the fact that there was armed resistance against Nazi Germanyball Austriaball received its Staatsvertrag from USAball and 
Soviet Unionball in which it declared everlasting neutrality. Austriaball remains neutral to this day. WE VANT TO BE LEIK SCHWEIZ OR MOLDAU! In 1978, Austria had finished building a nuclear power plant in Zwentendorf, however, because it was controversial, it was put on a referendum and Austria narrowly voted no on using nuclear energy, and thus the plant was never started. Later on, a provision banning the use of nuclear energy was added into Austrian constitution, and to this day, Austria is strongly anti-nuclear energy, and can sometimes kick up a storm over its neighbors Czechiaball and Slovakiaball operating nuclear plants close to its border. She ironically posted a video about its own capital getting nuked. After 
Russiaball invasion into 
Ukraineball more and more clays are giving up their neutrality. So far Austria can still into neutral. PLOX come to Vienna and end the war! Ich started both world wars, ich do not want a third one.
Flag Colors
Main Colors
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Husky Red | 237, 41, 57 | C0-M90-Y80-K0 | #ED2939 | |
| White | 255, 255, 255 | N/A | #FFFFFF | |
Relationships
Freind (Friends)
Bavariaball - Mein sibling. We have same history, cultures and roots. I would love to unite with you but now du bist Deutsch. 
Munichball and 
Viennaball are best city-friends and famous European cities. To be honest, I love you more than 
my Sibling.
Switzerlandball- It is of nurse and of speak Deutsche. I am problem solver for international conflicts and when mein head gets to much psychologically it takes care of me. Also it was inspiration for me to get into neutrality club. Vielen Dank! We can also into events together like 2008 UEFA European Football Championship.
Hungaryball - Mein Spouse und Best Friend. Schatz, Ich liebe dich. Ich only of fused with dich because dich you be same level with me. Can ich join to the V4? You can into official language in Österreich/Ausztria.
Liechtensteinball - Awwwwww... Ist mein cute little sibling... (I COULD JUST ANSCHLUSS YOU! BUT NEIN. Forgive mich, you ist just too cute.) secretly anschluss
Sloveniaball - Slavic who wants to be Germanisch. Do you want of joinings me so that we can retake Südtirol and our occupied city of Triest/Trst from oppressorYou can also into official language in Österreich/Avrstija.
Italyball?- Austria-Hungaryball- Fusion with Hungary (Fusion HA!)
I wish you will come back soon and make me great again.... 
Reichtangle - It is helping me with my neutrality. I (as Austria-Hungaryball) allied with it during WW1. Pleasedon'tanschluss me.
Gaulball - Sorry for forgetting mein Celtic language called Noric. Maybe 
Irelandball can help us revive our Celtic heritage? Actually our culture comes my clay.- Noriball - Mein past self.
Cé hé mise?Got assimilated by
Germaniaball and 
SPQRball. - Hallstattball (culture) - Part of mich who still can into
Druidism - Galatiaball - Du bist child of Noricum. Why du became
Griechisch? 
Croatiaball - Other Slavic friend. You can also into official language in Österreich/Austrija. In summer ich can into sea in your clay. And you also don't like 
. Also Nikola Tesla was born in dein clay and he can into studying with Dr. Österreich.
EUball - I am a member of you, also I will terminate anyone who does not listen to Deutchland!
Franceball - Mein Freund. Halp me remove kebab plox! But why du stealing mein Croissants? People thought that it is from yuor clay when it is actually mine.
NepalRawr - Mountain Sibling. Ich love its mountains and they are quite similar to Switzerland's!
Rwandaball - Can of be netural.- Germanyball - Mein little Sibling. (May re-unify someday) Poorer but Intercultural version of me.
Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - Another Slavic friend! Ivo Andrić can into studying with Dr. Österreich.
Armeniaball - The 
kebab terrorist who tried to invade mich genocided you and ich feel sad for your suffering. But you formed resistance and can into strike back with Arshavir Shirakian.
Arkhangelskball - One day mein spouse and ich were bored, so we went to North Pole. True story XAXAXA. To this day there is expression in Österreich when somebody wears jacket in summer "Du schaust aus wie ein Nordpolforscher!"
Brazilball - Your first Empress comes from my clay and also your flag is related to AustralienÖsterreich. In the imperial flag, the green represented the House of Bragança of Pedro I, the first Emperor of Brazil, while the yellow represented the House of Habsburg of his wife, Empress Maria Leopoldina. You host also people from my clay.
Washingtonball - The Primary American version of me.
Bulgariaball - Danke for saving mein arsch in WW1. Mehr als genug to consider you a friend.
Basqueball - We both like of wearings traditional hats and you is of Spanish Südtirol so I support. Gib Askatasuna to Basque! Doktor Österreich will help dich to achieve freedom peacefully, don't you worry. Oh and one more thing, if you come visit my clay be careful with your national symbol lauburu, some of mein police might not know the difference from forbidden symbol and put you into jail. DANKE for du making Dr. Österreich member of Akademie Euskaltzaindia! ESKERRIK ASKO!
Cataloniaball - You is also of undercover communist agent just like me... You use modified Cuba flag, I use hammer and sickle... Please do not tellJust is of joking. Honestly you is a bit too much of Soviet fanboy. Why not have republican socialism without becoming Moscow commie puppet state? Thank you for supporting Archduke Charles of Austria.
Anti-Neutrality, it will invade us.
Second Spanish Republicball - You is of real Spain and ich even sent mein people to your civil war to fight Franco. George Orwell was inspiration for my politics when he said "Every line of serious work that I have written since 1936 has been written, directly or indirectly, against totalitarianism and for democratic socialism, as I understand it." Plox come back soon and end monarchy.
Wyomingball - The secondary American version of me.
Kurdistanball - You have of interestings democracy project in Rojava, support strong women and also help in removing kebab terrorists. I like you.
Malaysiaball - 
One of its Clay was used to be my colony.
Polandball - Happy 100 years old mein kamraden. I thank you for helping me remove kebab back in those days. I toast for your 100 anniversary with rasberry schnapps!
Argentinaball - South American Version of most my people migrate there.- Irelandball - It is of old friend back from Noricum days. It is also of fighting against imperialist occupations and we both like beer which is basis of friendship. Austria can into Celtic, plox remember Noricum. Celtic culture origin is actually from my clay (Hallstatt), so can you plox help me diplomatically to join Celtic League? Danke.
Indonesiaball - Wants to gib me back my jet and likes Germanyball for its 3rd President living its Clay. Also a fan of my AUG rifles and Glock pistols
Thailandball - A trip to it clay gave me the idea for Red Bull. I gave it credit for its creation and we both hold rights of beverage.
Fuggingball - Funny name but why name changeMein most proud child.-
Peruball - Good South American friend, It received many Austro-German settlers during the 19th century and we both have extremely similar flags; and we both are hated on by 
Australiaball... 
Greeceball - Turk kebab remover. Also you gibs language for New Testament. Danke! Recently during studies Dr. Österreich has heard that there are translation mistakes from original Ελληνιστική Κοινή to Lingua latina.
Norwayball - Of good friend! We founded EFTAball in May 3, 1960 though ich left in 1995 to join EUball, who it hates. Both are Germanic and have a very high HDI, with it being the highest!
Denmarkball - Danke for LEGO! Is of much fun. Since you are headquarters of Nordics, can you plox tell 
that ich do not really hate it? Ich just find it stupid to have law to kill .
Swedenball - We are both of member in EUball, both Germanic and not in Anti-Neutrality, so it is of friend in neutral country club. You leave neutral club?
Finlandball - Sibling-in-law. Sibling of mein best friend/spouse so it is basically far related family of mein as Scandinavian Magyar. Like Swedenball and myself it is member of EUball but not of Anti-Neutrality... you also leave neutral club?
Estoniaball - Haha you is of so cute little sibling of mein spouse and its sibling. Sorry that you cannot into Nordic... ich know the feels, ich cannot into Celtic...PS: Plox tell
potato flag stealer to change flag if you meet it.
Israelcube - Sorry for the past, but ich hope we can go well along today. Also one of the first countries to recognize you and don't (really) support Palestineball. But plox stop killing each other, why not into one democratic state solution or other peaceful agreement?
Neitral (Frenemies)
USAball - A 
UKball's child. It puppeted me after WW2 and then let me independent in 1955. We were enemies, but now good friends. But, it always confuses my flag as communist flag. This is not what you think! Whatever, I'm neutral and I'm not going to join Anti-Neutrality.
Russiaball - Just because I have hammer and sickle on flag does not mean that I am under Soviet control. Thank you for supporting my neutrality by providing me with Staatsvertrag. Plox gibs back Crimea to Ukraine... Or maybe you keep it and help me retake Südtirol?
Yugoslaviaball - Although it was of commie it was fighting against Soviet Imperialism. During times of Cold War when there was Eiserner Vorhang between East and West we kept open border because it was also into neutrality like me.- UKball (except for
Englandball) - Mein Cousin. But Why did yuo gib mein name to your child? And also I am not a big fan of your occupation of mein Celtic cousin. 
Turkeyball- How dare du try to invadings mich! 1683 best day of mein life! Also what's wrong with mich waving Israelcube's flag? Aber as much zat ich hate to say it, yuo helped mich und mein parent in WW1. Ve could remove Serbia, together but...
Serbiaball - It's my biological sibling which I appreciate, but its ancestor killed mein Kaiser, Ich bin still angry because of zat, but ve still get along very gut but stop being friend with Spainball. You are a hypocrite in this because you still celebrate Gavrilo Princip as a national hero while you call Basques and Catalans terrorists?
Albaniaball - Du bist ok. Ich have its people in mein clay, just like mein sibling. Dr. Österreich invented whole scientific field of Albanology with Norbert Jokl. But ICH WILL NEVER FORGIVE THIS ALBANIAN TERRORIST! Also, ich into recognizings Kosovo so...
Palestineball - Neutral. Ich did a lot of peace negotiations in the past. Ich don't recognize you (yet), but remove Hamas and ich will consider opening up relations soon. Thank you for respecting of my neutrality. Why so aggressive with BDS movement, why not into more peaceful ODS movement? Also please treat Palestinian Christians with respect, not everybody is of kebab in your clay.
Vaticanball - Traditionally you have influenced my culture, but nowadays my people are annoyed because of pedo scandals and they are leaving you. I hope we can still live in peace.
Jamaicaball - You are quite tolerated in mein clay but we don't trust you because you seem to be hypocritical.
Chinaball - Ich bin neutral with dich. Are mein buildings in 
Tianjinball still standing? Also what is mein social credit?
Ugandaball - Your why are you geh video is funny, I have to admit. But plox be nicer to 
LGBTball.
Haitiball - He also hates 
Napoleon. Du bist black Andreas Hofer! You is of real 
BLM. Wait, du not like Italyball as well?
Czechiaball - Franz Kafka was Austrian, not Tschechisch! He wrote in German and Prag was part of Austria during his days. Other than that we can into good beer and friendship.
Ukraineball - Ich feel sorry for your civilians and they are welcome in mein clay. At first ich felt pity for your government too, but now you banned all opposition party and say you fight for democracy? Das ist of joke, sorry. Ich want neutrality in mein clay and peace in the entire world.
Khazariacube - Du bist very interesting clay for research. Mein husband wanted to study with Dr. Österreich because he wanted to know if du bist cube or ball. Then he wrote controversial book about dich. Ich hope du bist not mad at mich because of that.
North Koreaball - Ich bin neutral in Korea, but plox stop it with your nukes. And also WHY YOU PERSECUTE PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE IN 
Jesus? Das ist nicht gut! When you want peace talks with your 
sibling you are welcome in Vienna.- South Koreaball - Same like with your subling. You have democracy, but you seem to be puppet. Also why you hate socialism? Is not of same thing as communism. Plox understand difference. Maybe united Korea can into neutrality?
Soviet Unionball - Is of difficult with dich... Du helped mich into neutral which is reason why ich still respect dein child. And plox respect that ich also want into trade with .- NATOball - Same as with , thank you for helping me with neutrality and we can also into partnership for peace but PLOX leavings mich alone. Plox let mich just be Dr. Österreich. This time ich can into peace maker, not war starter. So stop pushing me into conflicts plox.
UNball - You say you are all about peace, how come you persecute unarmed peace activists then? Very hypocritical. I used to like you and even have your buildings in mein clay, but recently you behave suspiciously... What is this?
Earthball - Nowadays ich am trying to be good countryball with renewable energy, anti-nuclear politics, good human rights but ÖVP put us on Amnesty International watchlist for loosing status as free democracy... stupid fascists...
4ball (Middle Eastern) - Dr. Österreich is doings of more study research, so ich habe of question. Is you Shem, the son of Noah? Can you help mich make peace between your children and ?
1ball and 
2ball - Also for researching purpose, is you two of Japheth, the other son of Noah?- 8ball - Plox stop calling mein spouse and mich of racist, we just not like BLM because they is of Marxist, we can into love and respect for Africa. Ask
it, we can into makings peace in Holy Land.
Feind (Enemies)
ISIS - NOOOOOOO!! THE WORST DAY THAN 1683! MY PEOPLE WERE SCARED AND ICH HABE VIER DEAD PEOPLE!! 2 November 2020 NEVER FORGET!!! You is of fake kebab! Nobody likes you, not even 
Iranball.- Australiaball- WHY DU STEALINGS OF NAME? ICH AM OF HUNDRED JAHREN OLD OF DU ARE! DU ARE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE IN EUROVISION YOU'RE NOT IN EUROPE!
I will fund Emu army against you...(It's my English sibling's child, however.) - Italyball - GIB SUD TYROL BACK, ZEHRE ARE MOSTLY LIVING AUSTRIANS! ALSO YOU ARE A TRAITOR! Is of clay thief! Pay debts to Deutschland! I don't care if you're friends with it! OR ELSE YOU WILL BE TERMINATED! LAST TIME, GIB ME TRYOL NOW!!! AND MY GOAL IN EURO CUP 2021 WAS NOT OFFSIDE, SCREW YOU 2-1!
- First French Empireball - Stupid Napoleon. But Andreas Hofer can into fight back! Ach, wie schießt ihr schlecht...
- Spainball - Du bist of Franco loving monarchy. Gibs freedom to and plox. Ich can into supportings them just like Südtirol. But you can into nice beaches... maybe you can into readings George Orwell and bring back ?
Big Brother - Why you censor everybody and everything because of "hate speech"? Look, EUball gives us freedom of speech! Truth is hate to those who hate the truth.
Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - How dare du hate mein Sibling!!
Ottoman Empireball - HAHAHAHAHAHA! DU FAILED TO CONQUER MY CAPITAL!! ICH BIN HAPPY THAT DU BIST DEAD!!- SPQRball - First you killed my beloved ancestor Gaulball. Now my Celtic language is dead and it child Irelandball has to live in exile far away from Hallstatt. You also made it illegal for my people to read the Holy Bible in their local language with the help of Vaticanball. And on top of that you also killed Jesus Christ!
Kingdom of Prussiaball - Mein worst nightmare, TERMINATE! Saupreißn...
Indiaball - Stop sexualising mein society with yoga. And also remove Swastika!- Englandball - Freaking Scheiße who hates mein spouse!! THEY NEVER HURT YOU!
- Latviaball - STUPID BALTIC FLAG STEALER!!! ODER ICH VILL TERMINATE DU!!!
Lebanonball - STUPID MIDDLE EASTERN FLAG STEALER! REMOVE!
Antwerpenball - ANOTHER THIEF!!!- Leuvenball - Just like Antwerpenball you are yet an another Belgian flag stealer!!!
Leidenball - A STUPID DUTCH FLAG STEALER!
Berlinball - We are relatives, but you can't steal my flag!!!
Georgiaball (state) - You are trying to hide the fact that you stole mein flag with an eye patch but ich can still see it!
French Polynesiaball - SO MANY THIEFS!!!
Santa Catarinaball - HAB YOU NO FLAGS OF YOUR OWN???
CSAball - 1. You stole mein flag. 2. You hate . 3. You like 
. REMOVE! Not all Africans support BLM, you know? Because is not about colour, is about Marxism.- Adolf Hitler - You're a disgrace to all the entire Austrians und mein history. REMOVE!
- Icelandball - You had law to kill Basqueball... wants to kill it too and it can into much interestings culture which Dr. Österreich can study, so it needs to survive.
Ich do not really hate dich in real life, just reconcile with Spanish Südtirol and we good.
States
Italyball, Germanyball, Switzerlandball, Liechtensteinball, Czechiaball, Slovakiaball, Hungaryball Sloveniaball) and 
Croatiaball.Austria is divided into nine states, which it likes to call its Bundesländer, or, in Austrian German, Bundäsläinda. The states are divided into districts. Currently, there are 94 districts, 79 districts headed by district commissions and 15 statutory cities in Austria.
List of the States
Burgenlandball - Austria's youngest and easternmost state. Don't call it Burgerland.
Carinthiaball - Slovenian potato lover.The southernmost state. It is not of Slovenian or Italiandespite its trilingual townsigns.
Lower Austriaball - The northernmost state, even if its name says the opposite. Vienna used to be its capital before it became own stateball.Now its capital is. Kyivball
Salzburgball - The Bavarianstate where Mozart was from.Its wings are there because of Red Bull, not visitors from Chernobyl.
Styriaball - Home of Rumpti BumptiThe state half of Slovenia belonged to once. It loves pumpkins, hats and folk music. USAball thinks it is 
Syriaball.
Tyrolball - True folk music lover; it created Konis Hupen, Scheiwidei, its own patriotic song and many others and its skibus got entirely destroyed by Didier Cuche.
Upper Austriaball - It is more southern than Lower Austriaball, which proves its name wrong.It likes to play the harmonica and has got a village called Fugging. Also, Hitler was born there.- Viennaball - The capital and smallest state of Austria.
Man bringe den Spritzwein. 
Vorarlbergball - The westernmost SwissAustrian state. It is the second smallest state and the only Alemannic German speaking one.- South Tyrolball - Not a state
but soonbut it's Austriaball's child living in Italyballs clay.Someday, it will join Austria when Italyball's not looking. - Bavariaball - It's actually a state of Austria since 1574. In the German historic museum of Berlin there was found a historic beermat. On the back there was the agreement written. It was written by Albrecht V.
- Sloveniaball - It used to be part of Austria and together we can into access to sea. We like them and they like us.
One day we will reunite... it is still of Austrian state but they can into independence because they remain loyal to us anyways. Ljubim te!
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