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    No kangaroos in Austria!
    — Unknown Austrian
    Land der Berge, Land am Strome,
    Land der Äcker, Land der Dome,
    Land der Hämmer, zukunftsreich!
    Austria-icon.png Austriaball beginning to sing its anthem, even though it was completely written by a Serbo-Croatian-icon.png Serbo-Croat
    Red Bull gives you wings!
    — Red Bull ad voice actor

    Austriaball (German: Österreichkugel), officially the Republic of Australiaball Austriaball (German: Republik Österreichkugel) is a federal republic and a landlocked countryball with over 8.8 million people in Central Europe. It is neighboured by Czechia-icon.png Czechiaball and Germany-icon.png Germanyball to the north, Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball and Slovakia-icon.png Slovakiaball to the east, Slovenia-icon.png Sloveniaball and Italy-icon.png Italyball to the south, and Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball and Liechtenstein-icon.png Liechtensteinball to the west.

    The territory of Austriaball covers 83,879 square kilometres (32,386 sq mi) making it the 113th largest country. Austriaball's terrain is highly mountainous, lying within the Alps; only 32% of its land is below 500 metres (1,640 ft), and its highest point is 3,798 metres (12,461 ft). Austriaball is known for Arnold Schwarzenneger and having a similar name with Australiaball, and because of this, USA-icon.png other countryballs often get confused.

    Austriaball also has the 2nd oldest Flag after Scotland-icon.png Scotland

    Austriaball is the sibling of Germany-icon.png Germanyball. It appears in a fair number of comics, especially when dealing with Europe or comics dealing with psychology due to the fact that Austriaball was the homeland of Sigmund Freud. In the latter, it is known as Dr. Österreich. While it mostly specializes in conducting psychological experiments or counseling other countryballs, it is a very multipurpose character, being able to fill the role of any medicinal or educational position. In conclusion, it can into a very good and smart doctor.

    Hololive member and Vtuber Takanashi Kiara is from its clay.

    Prehistory[edit | edit source]

    Settled in prehistoric times, the Central European land that is now Austriaball was occupied in pre-Roman times by various Gaul-icon.png Celtic tribes. After the fall of the SPQR-icon.png Roman Empire, the area was taken over by Bavaria-icon.png Bavarians, Slavs-icon.png Slavs, and Avars and the majority Celtic population was Germanized, Slavicized, and Avarized. Charlemagne conquered the area in AD 788, encouraged colonization, and introduced Christianity.

    Celtic Kingdom Noricum[edit | edit source]

    As mentioned above, Gaul-icon.png Celtic tribes settled in the Alps and founded the kingdom Gaul-icon.png Noricum. It was famous for Noric steel and made the best swords in the entire SPQR-icon.png Roman Empire. For this reason it could into peace with Rome for a long time. The Alpine Celts gave weapons to Rome and received military protection from Germania-icon.png Germaniaball in return. Later on some of its Nori people migrated to Anatolia and founded the Byzantine-icon.png Galatiaball. While the Alpine Celts got assimilated by Latin, the Anatolian Celts became Hellenic. Saint Paul visited them and wrote a famous letter. Until the fall of Rome the region was called Austria Romana. The most famous person from Noricum is Saint Severin of Noricum.

    Beginning of Christianity in Austria[edit | edit source]

    Christianity appeared in Austria in the 2nd century AD, prompting Church organization that can be traced back to the 4th century AD. After the arrival of the Bavaria-icon.png Bavarii, Austria became the object of missionary efforts, such as Rupert and Virgil of the Hiberno-Scottish mission. There was no overall coordinated mission, but there were nevertheless sporadic missions initiated by Gaelic monks from Ireland-icon.png Irelandball and the western coast of Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball, which contributed to the spread of Christianity and established monasteries in Britain and continental Europe during the Middle Ages. The earliest recorded Irish mission can be dated to 563 with the foundation of Iona by the Irish monk Saint Columba.

    House of Babenberg (976-1156)[edit | edit source]

    Babenberg was a noble dynasty of Austria-icon.png Austrian margraves and dukes. Originally from Bamberg in the Bavaria-icon.png Duchy of Franconia, the Babenbergs ruled the imperial Margraviate of Austria from its creation in 976 AD until its elevation to a duchy in 1156, whereafter they were succeeded by the Switzerland-icon.png House of Habsburg. All the Babenberg dukes from Leopold V onward were descended from Byzantine-icon.png Byzantine emperors — Leopold's mother, Theodora Komnene, being a granddaughter of the Emperor, John II Komnenos. Subsequently, Leopold V's younger son, Leopold VI, also married a Byzantine princess (Theodora Angelina), as did his youngest son (by Theodora), Frederick II, who married Sophia Laskarina. The next dynasty in Austria —the Habsburgs— were originally not descendants of the Babenbergs. The first Habsburg line to be descended from the Babenbergs was the Albertine line. The next Habsburg line to gain Babenberg blood was the Styrian line. The Spanish line was the last Habsburg line to gain Babenberg blood.

    Early Establishment (1156-1804)[edit | edit source]

    Austria then was reborn as the child of HRE-icon.png Holy Roman Empireball (Or HRE) in 1156. Austria at the time was known as Austria-icon.png Duchy of Austriaball. Austriaball loved to pillage and go to war in the name of HRE-icon.png Holy Roman Empireball. Upon constantly anschlussing into other neighbors it was defeated by the ancestors of its Best Friend, Hungary (Saint Stephen)-icon.png Hungaryball. After such, it suffered from multiple personalities after arguing with HRE-icon.png Holy Roman Empireball. It soon became the Austria-icon.png Archduchy of Austriaball. After being a Vassal of Napoleonic-icon.png Napoleonic France it later changed clothes and became Austrian Empire-icon (crown).png Habsburg Monarchyball in 1804.

    Habsburg Monarchy (1804-1867)[edit | edit source]

    Austria, under more symptoms of Multiple Personality Disorder, renamed herself to Austrian Empire-icon.png Austrian Empireball. (Officially Kaisertum Österreichkugel) Because it kept anschlussing and enslaving many ethnic lands and cultures Austria constantly was fighting itself. Under Austrian Empire-icon.png Austrian Empireball there were many of these different ethnicities were Bohemian, Slovakian, Italian, Slovenian, Croatian, Bosnian, Hungarian, Polish, Serbian, and Romanians. Austriaball once busted in an affair with First Mexican Empire-icon.png Mexican Empireball, and UK-icon.png UKball. (No one into care about Mexicoball..) Austriaball eventually became best friends with Austrian Empire-icon.png Kingdom of Hungaryball. Soon Austriaball and Kingdom of Hungaryball fused into the Austria-Hungary-icon.png Austrian-Hungarian Empireball. After the signing of the Austro-Hungarian Compromise of 1867.

    Austria-Hungary-icon.png Austria-Hungaryball Austria-Hungary-icon (hat).png (1867-1918)[edit | edit source]

    Austria-Hungary was fused in 1867 after the treaty was signed. What was unique about the Empire was that it was blind. It held two different voices and languages, Austrian and Hungarian. Austria-Hungary continued to pillage and anschluss into your local ethnicities. It became friends with German Empire-icon.png German Empireball, Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball, and the Bulgaria-icon.png Kingdom of Bulgariaball. It was also frenemies with Italian-Empire-icon.png Kingdom of Italyball. Soon the friends (Minus the Sch**ße Italy) formed the Zentralmächte. Or, the Central Powers.

    First Republic (1919 - 1934)[edit | edit source]

    After losing the First World War Austriaball was once again facing a serious identity crisis. In 1919, Heinrich Lammasch, the last prime minister of Imperial Austria, proposed to give the young republic the name of Norische Republik or Noric Republic, because the ancient borders were similar to those of the new state, which – at the time – did not wish to be considered the heir of the Habsburg monarchy, but an independent, neutral and peaceful state. But this did not work out well and Austriaball ended up in a civil war between Fascism-icon.png fascist Fatherland Front and Socialism-icon.png socialist Republikanischer Schutzbund. The Fatherland Front won but their dictator Engelbert Dollfuss got assassinated by Nazi-icon.png this guy and the First Republic was dead.

    World War II[edit | edit source]

    Austriaball was anschlussed into the Nazi-icon.png Third Reich and had to live with Nazi Germanyball. The Aryanisation of the wealth of Israel-icon.png Jewish Austrians started immediately in mid-March with a so-called "wild" (i.e. extra-legal) phase but soon was structured legally and bureaucratically to strip Jewish citizens of any assets they possessed. Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball nicknamed Austriaball "Ostmarkball" until 1942 when it changed its mind and renamed its "Alpen-Donau-Reichsgaueball". Austriaball became neutral in the year 1945 but Austriaball was split into 4 zones of occupation until 1955.

    Second Republic (since 1955)[edit | edit source]

    Because of the fact that there was armed resistance against Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball Austriaball received its Staatsvertrag from USA-icon.png USAball and Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball in which it declared everlasting neutrality. Austriaball remains neutral to this day. WE VANT TO BE LEIK SCHWEIZ OR MOLDAU! In 1978, Austria had finished building a nuclear power plant in Zwentendorf, however, because it was controversial, it was put on a referendum and Austria narrowly voted no on using nuclear energy, and thus the plant was never started. Later on, a provision banning the use of nuclear energy was added into Austrian constitution, and to this day, Austria is strongly anti-nuclear energy, and can sometimes kick up a storm over its neighbors Czechiaball and Slovakiaball operating nuclear plants close to its border. She ironically posted a video about its own capital getting nuked. After Russia-icon.png Russiaball invasion into Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball more and more clays are giving up their neutrality. So far Austria can still into neutral. PLOX come to Vienna and end the war!

    Flag Colors[edit | edit source]

    Main Colors[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Lava 200, 16, 46 C0-M100-Y80-K5 #C8102E
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF

    Relationships[edit | edit source]

    • Bavaria-icon.png Bavariaball - Mein twin under Germany-icon.png Deutsch. We have same history, cultures and roots. I would love to unite with you but now du bist Deutsch. Munich-icon.png Munichball and Vienna-icon.png Viennaball are best city-friends and famous European cities. To be honest, I love you more than Germany-icon.png my Sibling.
    • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball- It is of nurse and of speak Deutsche. I am problem solver for international conflicts and when mein head gets to much psychologically it takes care of me. Also it was inspiration for me to get into neutrality club. Vielen Dank! We can also into events together like 2008 UEFA European Football Championship. Congrats on topping #1 on HDI, btw.
    • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball - Mein Spouse und Best Friend. Bärchen, Ich love yuo *hugs*. Ich only of fused with dich because dich you be same level with me. If yuo want we can restore ze empire. Can ich join to the V4? You can into official language in Österreich/Ausztria.
    • Liechtenstein-icon.png Liechtensteinball - Awwwwww... Ist mein cute little sibling... (I COULD JUST ANSCHLUSS YOU! BUT NEIN. Forgive mich, you ist just too cute.) secretly anschluss
    • Slovenia-icon.png Sloveniaball - Slavic who wants to be Germanisch. You can also into an official language in Österreich/Avstrija.
    • Austria-Hungary-icon.png Austria-Hungaryball- Fusion with Hungary (Fusion HA!)
    • Reichtangle-icon.png Reichtangle - It is helping me with my neutrality. I (as Austria-Hungary-icon.png Austria-Hungaryball) allied with it during WW1. Please don't anschluss me.
    • Gaul-icon.png Gaulball - Sorry for forgetting mein Celtic language called Noric. Maybe Ireland-icon.png Irelandball can help us revive our Celtic heritage? Actually our culture comes my clay.
    • Gaul-icon.png Noriball - Mein past self. Got assimilated by Germania-icon.png Germaniaball and SPQR-icon.png SPQRball.
    • Gaul-icon.png Hallstattball (culture) - Part of mich who still can into Celtic.
    • Gaul-icon.png Galatiaball - Du bist child of Gaul-icon.png Noricum. Why du became Byzantine-icon.png Griechisch?
    • Croatia-icon.png Croatiaball - Other Slavic friend. You can also into official language in Österreich/Austrija. In summer ich can into sea in your clay. And you also don't like Spain-icon.png Latin Serb. Also Nikola Tesla was born in dein clay and he can into studying with Dr. Österreich.
    • EU-icon.png EUball - I am a member of you, also I will terminate anyone who does not listen to Germany-icon.png Deutchland!
    • France-icon.png Franceball - Mein Freund. Halp me remove kebab plox! But why du stealing mein Croissants? People thought that it is from yuor clay when it is actually mine.
    • Nepal-icon.png NepalRawr - Mountain Sibling. Ich love its mountains and they are quite similar to Switzerland's!
    • Rwanda-icon.png Rwandaball - Can of be netural.
    • Malta-icon.png Maltaball - Can also of be netural and can into island.
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - Mein little Sibling. (May re-unify someday) Poorer but Intercultural version of me.
      • Berlin-icon.png Berlinball - Mein nibling, but you can't steal mein flag!
    • Bosnia-icon.png Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - Another Slavic friend! Ivo Andrić can into studying with Dr. Österreich. Even though ich am not big fan of kebab, du bist very friendly kebab (part of dein clay). So ich feel sorry for Srebrenica.
    • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - The Ottoman-icon.png kebab terrorist who tried to invade mich genocided you and ich feel sad for your suffering. But you formed resistance and can into strike back with Arshavir Shirakian.
    • Arkhangelsk Oblast-icon.png Arkhangelskball - One day mein Hungary-icon.png spouse and ich were bored, so we went to North Pole. True story HÖHÖHÖ. To this day there is expression in Österreich when somebody wears jacket in summer "Du schaust aus wie ein Nordpolforscher!"
    • Brazil-icon.png Brazilball - Your first Empress comes from my clay and also your flag is related to Australien Österreich. In the imperial flag, the green represented the House of Bragança of Pedro I, the first Emperor of Brazil, while the yellow represented the House of Habsburg of his wife, Empress Maria Leopoldina. You host also people from my clay.
    • Washington-icon.png Washingtonball - The Primary American version of me.
    • Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball - Danke for saving mein arsch in WW1. Mehr als genug to consider you a friend.
    • Basque-icon.png Basqueball - We both like a wearings traditional hats and you are a Spanish Südtirol so I support you. Gib Askatasuna to Basque! Doktor Österreich will help dich to achieve freedom peacefully, don't you worry. Oh, and one more thing, if you come to visit my clay be careful with your national symbol lauburu, some of mein police might not know the difference from forbidden symbol and put you into jail. DANKE for du making Dr. Österreich member of Akademie Euskaltzaindia! ESKERRIK ASKO!
    • Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball - Honestly you is a bit too much of Soviet fanboy. Why not have republican socialism without becoming Moscow commie puppet state? Thank you for supporting Archduke Charles of Austria.
    • Second Spanish Republic-icon.png Second Spanish Republicball - You is of real Spain and ich even sent mein people to your civil war to fight Franco. George Orwell was inspiration for my politics when he said "Every line of serious work that I have written since 1936 has been written, directly or indirectly, against totalitarianism and for democratic socialism, as I understand it." Plox come back soon and end monarchy.
    • Utah-icon.png Utahball - The secondary American version of me.
    • Kurdistan-icon.png Kurdistanball - You help in removing kebab terrorists. I like you. But warum bist du friend with Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball? It is friend mit Francoist Spain-icon.png Franco... And why are some of dein clays so much into commie? Ich not likings Marxism. Iraqi Kurdistan is dein most normal clay ich habe to say.
    • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball - Sabah-icon.png One of its Clay was used to be my colony.
    • Poland-icon.png Polandball - Happy 100 years old mein kamraden. I thank you for helping me remove kebab back in those days. I toast for your 100 anniversary with Raspberry schnapps! It is also mein spouse's best friend anyway.
    • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - South American Version of me, most of my people were diaspora from there.
    • Ireland-icon.png Irelandball - It is of old friend back from Noricum days. It is also of fighting against imperialist occupations and we both like beer which is basis of friendship. Austria can into Celtic, plox remember Noricum. Celtic culture origin is actually from my clay (Hallstatt), so can you plox help me diplomatically to join Celtic League? Danke.
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - Wants to gib me back my jet and likes Germany-icon.png Germanyball for its 3rd President living its Clay. Also a fan of my AUG rifles and Glock pistols
    • Thailand-icon.png Thailandball - A trip to it clay gave me the idea for Red Bull. I gave it credit for its creation and we both hold rights of beverage.
    • Fugging-icon.png Fuggingball - Mein most proud child but with weird name.
    • ​​​​San Marino-icon.png​​ San Marinoball - Du bist oldest republic and ich bin big fan of dein republicanism, not into liking monarchy anymore höhö. Can also into neutral like mich!
    • ​​​​Peru-icon.png​​ Peruball - Good South American friend, It received many Austro-German settlers during the 19th century and we both have extremely similar flags; and we both are hated on by Australia-icon.pngAustraliaball...
    • Greece-icon.png Greeceball - Turk kebab remover. Also you gibs language for New Testament. Danke! Recently during studies Dr. Österreich has heard that there are translation mistakes from original Byzantine-icon.png Ελληνιστική Κοινή to SPQR-icon.png Lingua latina.
    • Norway-icon.png Norwayball - Of good friend! We founded EFTAball in May 3, 1960 though ich left in 1995 to join EU-icon.png EUball, who it hates. Both are Germanic and have a very high HDI!
    • Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball - Danke for LEGO! Is of much fun. Since you are headquarters of Nordics, can you plox tell Iceland-icon.png that ich do not really hate it? Ich just find it stupid to have law to kill Basque-icon.png Basqueball.
    • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - We are both of member in EU-icon.png EUball, both Germanic and not in NATO-icon.png Anti-Neutrality, so it is of friend in neutral country club. You leave neutral club?
    • Finland-icon.png Finlandball - Sibling-in-law. Sibling of mein Hungary-icon.png best friend/spouse so it is basically far related family of mein as Scandinavian Magyar. Like Sweden-icon.png Swedenball and myself it is member of EU-icon.png EUball but not of NATO-icon.png Anti-Neutrality... you also leave neutral club?
    • Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball - Haha, you is a so cute little sibling of mein Hungary-icon.png spouse and Finland-icon.png their sibling. PS: Plox, tell Latvia-icon.png potato flag stealer to change flag if you meet it.
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Ich like your Nintendo, Playstation, Pokemon and Anime. Du can into neutral like mich and habs amazing technology.
    • Montenegro-icon.png Montenegroball - Much interesting clay for the research of Dr. Österreich. Since Balkan always into fightings du bist essential for stability in the region. Milo Đukanović said that Kingdom of Serbia-icon.png Gavrilo Princip was a terrorist, not a hero. HVALA for that. Croatia-icon.png Croatiaball told mich that du bist actually a Red Croat of Orthodox Faith. Much interesting. If Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball keeps anschlussing dich, ich will help dich.
    • Albania-icon.png Albaniaball - Du bist friend of my Hungary-icon.png spouse and very nice kebab (part of dein clay), so also mein friend. Ich have its people in mein clay, just like Germany-icon.png mein sibling. Dr. Österreich invented scientific field of Albanology with Norbert Jokl. But ICH WILL NEVER FORGIVE THIS ALBANIAN TERRORIST! Also, ich into recognizing Kosovo-icon.png Serbian Albanian Südtirol so... And you can into Albanian Andreas Hofer with Adem Jashari. Respect!
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - You are Albanian Südtirol. Every occupied clay is XY Südtirol, plox take no offence, it is just pragmatic way of seeing ze welt from Austria. If Serbia-icon.png terrorist bullies you ich will help dich. Ich supported you, why du mich nicht support for Südtirol in Italien?
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Sorry for the past, but ich hope we can go well along today. Also one of the first countries to recognize you and don't (really) support Palestineball. But plox stop killing each other, why not into one democratic state solution or other peaceful agreement? Also stoppings it with the "settlements", THEY OF ILLEGAL UNDER INTERNATIONAL LAW. Oh, und one of mein Austria-icon.png dukes fought in dein clay und discovered mein present-day flagge with his bluht. REMOVE LIKUD...
    • Palestine-icon.png West Bankball - Du bist part of Palästina who can into friend with mich and (mostly) friendly with Israel. Secretly HAMAS REMOVER... Can into constructive dialogue with Israel-icon.png Israelcube. Du habs Bruno Kreisky street in dein clay, makings Österreich much proud negotiator. To be honest, I will soon recognize you, I will protect you from NATO-icon.png NATO!

    • USA-icon.png USAball - A UK-icon.png UKball's child. It puppeted me after WW2 and then let me independent in 1955. We were enemies, but now good friends. But, it always confuses my flag as communist flag. This is not what you think! Whatever, I'm neutral and I'm not going to join NATO-icon.png Anti-Neutrality.
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Just because I have a hammer and sickle on flag does not mean that I am under Soviet control. Thank you for supporting my neutrality by providing me with Staatsvertrag. Plox gibs back Crimea to Ukraine...
    • Ottoman Empire-icon.png Ottoman Empireball - He tried to take Vienna, but after that we’re good.
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - Mein people mostly like you, but REMOVE HAMAS. Cannot put fully into friend because Israel-icon.png Israelcube will call mich of antisemitic. Ich don't recognize you (yet), but remove Hamas and we can into friends. Thank you for respecting of my neutrality. Why so aggressive with BDS movement, why not into more peaceful ODS movement? Also please treat Palestinian Christians with respect, not everybody is of kebab in your clay, ok?
    • Iraqi Kurdistan-icon.png Iraqi Kurdistanball - Of all Kurdistans ich like dich am besten. WHY ARE YOUR SIBLINGS SO MUCH COMMIE? I put them into enemy because the PKK is active in mein clay and it is verboten!
    • Yugoslavia-icon.png Yugoslaviaball - Although it was of commie it was fighting against Soviet Imperialism. During times of Cold War when there was Eiserner Vorhang between East and West we kept open border because it was also into neutrality like me.
    • UK-icon.png UKball (except for England-icon.png Englandball) - Mein Cousin. But Why did yuo gib mein name to your Australia-icon.png child? And also I am not a big fan of your occupation of Ireland-icon.png mein Celtic cousin.
    • Northern Ireland-icon.png Northern Irelandball - Du bist Irisch Südtirol. UK-icon.png Dein imperialist Vater is of occupyings Ireland-icon.png mein keltischen Bruder. No more bombings in Belfast, now plox go home into Irland, danke. Is not about religion conflict, is about stealing land.
    • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball- what's wrong with mich waving Israelcube's flag? Aber as much zat ich hate to say it, yuo helped mich und mein parent in WW1. Ve could remove Serbia, together but... Y U NO GIBS FREEDOMS TO Kurdistan-icon.png ISIS remover?!?!?
    • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - It's my biological sibling which I appreciate, but its ancestor killed mein Kaiser, Ich bin still angry because of zat, but ve still get along very gut but stop being friend with Spain-icon.png Spainball. You are a hypocrite in this because you still celebrate Gavrilo Princip as a national hero while you call Basques and Catalans terrorists. But hey, we both hate NATO-icon.png the warmonger and we are in the neutral alliance. And one more thing: PLOX leave Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball alone, or ich will help it.
    • Vojvodina-icon.png Vojvodinaball - Hungarian Südtirol who got brainwashed and now it thinks it is Serbian. Gyere haza a Hungary-icon.png férjemhez!
    • Vatican-icon.png Vaticanball - Traditionally you have influenced my culture, but nowadays my people are annoyed because of pedo scandals and they are leaving you. I hope we can still live in peace.
    • Jamaica-icon.png Jamaicaball - You are quite tolerated in mein clay but we don't trust you because you seem to be hypocritical.
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - Ich bin neutral with dich. Are mein buildings in Tianjin-icon.png Tianjinball still standing?
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - Same as with your China-icon.png sibling. Ich cannot talk much about dich because mein social credit is already bad because of supporting Kosovo-icon.png this guy.
    • Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball - Your why are you geh video is funny, I have to admit. But plox be nicer to LGBT-icon.png LGBTball.
    • Haiti-icon.png Haitiball - He also hates Napoleonic-icon.png Napoleon. Du bist black Andreas Hofer! You is of real 8-icon.png BLM. Wait, du not like Italy-icon.png Italyball as well?
    • Czechia-icon.png Czechiaball - Franz Kafka was Austrian, not Tschechisch! He wrote in German and Prag was part of Austria during his days. Other than that we can into good beer and friendship.
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - Ich feel sorry for your civilians and they are welcome in mein clay. Why you banned all opposition party and say you fight for democracy? Ich want neutrality in mein clay. And you cannot into EU-icon.png EUball, du bist number one on Panama Papers in corruption, sorry.
    • Khazaria-icon.png Khazariacube - Du bist very interesting clay for research. Mein Hungary-icon.png husband wanted to study with Dr. Österreich because he wanted to know if du bist Israel-icon.png cube or Turkey-icon.png ball. Then he wrote controversial book about dich. Ich hope du bist not mad at mich because of that.
    • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - Ich bin neutral in Korea, but plox stop it with your nukes. And also WHY YOU PERSECUTE PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE IN Jesus-icon.png Jesus? Das ist nicht gut! When you want peace talks with your South Korea-icon.png sibling you are welcome in Vienna.
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - Same like with your North Korea-icon.png sibling. You have democracy, but you seem to be USA-icon.png puppet. Also why you hate socialism? Is not of same thing as communism. Plox understand difference. Maybe united Korea can into neutrality?
    • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - Is of difficult with dich... Du helped mich into neutral which is reason why ich still respect dein Russia-icon.png child. And plox respect that ich also want into trade with USA-icon.png USAball.
    • NATO-icon.png NATOball - Same as with Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball, thank you for helping me with neutrality and we can also into partnership for peace but it won't leave me alone because of mein neutrality. Why du not pressure Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball as well? Also why du pretend NATO-icon.png NATOball and EU-icon.png EUball ist of same thing? Ireland-icon.png Irelandball and Malta-icon.png Maltaball are not in your war group either. Leave us alone, plox.
    • UN-icon.png UNball - You say you are all about peace, how come you persecute unarmed peace activists then? Very hypocritical. I used to like you and even have your buildings in mein clay, but recently you behave suspiciously... What is this?
    • Earth-icon.png Earthball - Nowadays ich am trying to be good countryball with renewable energy, anti-nuclear politics, good human rights.
    • Middle-east-4ball-icon.png 4ball (Middle Eastern) - Dr. Österreich is doings of more study research, so ich habe of question. Is you Shem, the son of Noah? Can you help mich make peace between your children Israel-icon.png and Palestine-icon.png?
    • 1-icon.png 1ball and 2-icon.png 2ball - Also for researching purpose, is you two of Japheth, the other son of Noah?
    • 8-icon.png 8ball - Plox stop calling Hungary-icon.png mein spouse and mich of racist, we just not like BLM because they is of Marxist, we can into love and respect for Africa. Ask Ethiopia-icon Cube.png it, we can into makings peace in Holy Land.
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball (Usually) - We’re usually good friends, as they like our pretzels and pizza.

    • Kingdom of Serbia-icon.png Kingdom of Serbiaball - Today ich get along with your Serbia-icon.png son. But YOU are the worst terrorist in history. You wanted to destroy our Austria-Hungary-icon.png marriage by assassination, but love was stronger than your hate and we can still into marriage. Besides that, Israel-icon.png YOU started Zionism and now Palestine-icon.png this guy still blames mich because of Herzl. Even Israel-icon.png this cube says that it was YOUR IDEA!!! REMOVE CHETNIK!!! WORST NIGHTMARE!!! LIARS AND TERRORISTS!!! You created such a mess and ich get blamed for it. But ich will make peace and expose all of your evil LIES!!! GO AWAY CHETNIK!!!
    • ISIS-icon.png ISIS - NOOOOOOO!! THE WORST DAY THAN 1683! MY PEOPLE WERE SCARED AND ICH HABE VIER DEAD PEOPLE!! 2 November 2020 NEVER FORGET!!! You is of fake kebab! Nobody likes you, not even Iran-icon.png Iranball.
    • North Kurdistan-icon.png Turkish Kurdistanball - Fake Kurdistan imposter. Soviet puppet projects. You did remove Daesh (ISIS) ich gibs you that, but still you is of Marxist and ist of verboten in mein clay. Why are not normal like your Iraqi brothers and sisters?
    • Australia-icon.png Australiaball- WHY DU STEALINGS OF NAME? ICH AM A HUNDRED JAHREN OLD THHAN DU ARE! DU ARE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE IN EUROVISION YOU'RE NOT IN EUROPE! (It's my English sibling's child, however.)
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball (sometimes) - GIB South Tyrol-icon.png SÜDTIROL BACK, ZEHRE ARE MOSTLY LIVING AUSTRIANS! ALSO YOU ARE A TRAITOR AND YOU INSULTED ME IN YOUR NATIONAL ANTHEM! Is of clay thief! Pay debts to Germany-icon.png Deutschland! I don't care if you're friends with it! OR ELSE YOU WILL BE TERMINATED! LAST TIME, GIB ME South Tyrol-icon.png SÜDTIROL NOW!!! AND MY GOAL IN EURO CUP 2021 WAS NOT OFFSIDE, SCREW YOU 2-1! But we can still be friends.
    • Gaza-icon.png Gazaball - Du bist reason why ich cannot put Palestine-icon.png Palestineball into friends. Stop jihad and enter the dialogue. You cannot stop Zionism with Jihad, you need to talk with Israel-icon.png Zionist. BUT JIHAD IS NOT AN ANSWER TO THIS PROBLEM!!!
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Israel ist mein friend, but you illegal settlers ich cannot support. You are part of the reason why there is no peace. Du bist ILLEGAL under international law!!!
    • Napoleonic-icon.png First French Empireball - Stupid Napoleon. But Andreas Hofer can into fight back! Ach, wie schießt ihr schlecht...
    • Spain-icon.png Spainball - Du bist a Franco-loving monarchy. Gibs freedom to Basque-icon.png Baskenland and Catalonia-icon.png Katalonien plox. Ich can into supportings them just like Südtirol. But you can into lovely beaches... maybe you can into readings George Orwell and bring back Second Spanish Republic-icon.png republicanism?
    • Facebook-icon.png Big Brother - Why you censor everybody and everything because of "hate speech"? Look, EU-icon.png EUball gives us freedom of speech! Truth is hate to those who hate the truth.
    • Gaddafi Libya-icon.png Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - How dare du hate mein Switzerland-icon.png Sibling!!
    • SPQR-icon.png SPQRball - First you killed my beloved ancestor Gaul-icon.png Gaulball. Now my Celtic language is dead and it child Ireland-icon.png Irelandball has to live in exile far away from Hallstatt. You also made it illegal for my people to read the Holy Bible in their local language with the help of Vatican-icon.png Vaticanball. And on top of that you also killed Jesus Christ! Ich bin so happy Germania-icon.png Sibling's ancestor killed you, ahahahaha!
    • Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball - Mein worst nightmare, TERMINATE! Saupreißn...
    • India-icon.png Indiaball - Stop sexualising mein society with yoga. And also remove Swastika!
    • England-icon.png Englandball - Freaking Scheiße who hates mein Hungary-icon.png spouse!! THEY NEVER HURT YOU!
    • Latvia-icon.png Latviaball - STUPID BALTIC FLAG STEALER!!! ODER ICH VILL TERMINATE DU!!!
    • Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball - STUPID MIDDLE EASTERN FLAG STEALER! REMOVE!
    • Antwerpen-icon.png Antwerpenball - ANOTHER THIEF!!!
    • Leuvenball - Just like Antwerpen-icon.png Antwerpenball you are yet an another Belgian flag stealer!!!
    • Leiden-icon.png Leidenball - A STUPID DUTCH FLAG STEALER!
    • US Georgia-icon.png Georgiaball (state) - You are trying to hide the fact that you stole mein flag with an eye patch but ich can still see it!
    • French Polynesia-icon.png French Polynesiaball - SO MANY THIEFS!!!
    • Santa Catarina-icon.png Santa Catarinaball - HAB YOU NO FLAGS OF YOUR OWN???
    • CSA-icon.png CSAball - 1. You stole mein flag. 2. You hate 8-icon.png. 3. You like Hitler-icon.png. REMOVE! Not all 8-icon.png Africans support BLM, you know? Because is not about colour, is about Marxism.
    • Hitler-icon.png Adolf Hitler - You're a disgrace to all the entire Austrians und mein history. REMOVE!
    • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball - You had a law to kill Basque-icon.png Basqueball... Spain-icon.png Spainball wants to kill it too and it can into much interesting culture which Dr. Österreich can study, so it needs to survive.

    States[edit | edit source]

    Austria is divided into nine states, which it likes to call its Bundesländer, or, in Austrian German, Bundäsläinda. The states are divided into districts. Currently, there are 94 districts, 79 districts headed by district commissions and 15 statutory cities in Austria.

    List of the States[edit | edit source]

    • Burgenland-icon.png Burgenlandball - Austria's youngest and easternmost state. Not Burgerland lol
    • Carinthia-icon.png Carinthiaball - The southernmost state. It has the highest mountain in Austria, Grossglockner, which is in height of 3797 m (12435 ft) and half of it is shared with Tyrolball. It is not a Slovenian or Italian, even though there is Slovenian speaking minority in this region. It has lots of ski resorts.
    • Lower Austria-icon.png Lower Austriaball - The northernmost state, which has lots of various caves. Vienna used to be its capital before it became own stateball.
    • Salzburg-icon.png Salzburgball - The Central Austrian state where Mozart was from. The Salzburg city's historic center is UNESCO Heritage Site.
    • Styria-icon.png Styriaball - The state half of Slovenia belonged to once. It loves pumpkins, hats and folk music. USA-icon.png USAball thinks it is Syria-icon.png Syriaball. Arnold Schwarzenegger is from here.
    • South Tyrol-icon.png Tyrolball - True folk music lover; it created Konis Hupen, Scheiwidei, its own patriotic song and many others. It is very mountainous state and is known for the traditional form of mural art called Lüftlmalerei.
    • Upper Austria-icon.png Upper Austriaball - It is located in the same latitude as Lower Austriaball. It likes to play the harmonica and has got a village called Fugging. Also, Hitler was born there.
    • Vienna-icon.png Viennaball - The capital and smallest state of Austria. Man bringe den Spritzwein.
    • Vorarlberg-icon.png Vorarlbergball - The westernmost Austrian state. It is the second smallest state and the only Alemannic German speaking one.
    • South Tyrol-icon.png South Tyrolball - Not a state but it's Austriaball's child living in Italyballs clay. It is the richest state of Italy and mountainous like Tyrolball.
    • Bavaria-icon.png Bavariaball - It's actually a state of Austria since 1574. In the German historic museum of Berlin there was found a historic beermat. On the back there was the agreement written. It was written by Albrecht V.
    • Slovenia-icon.png Sloveniaball - It used to be part of Austria and together we can into access to sea. We like them and they like us. One day we will reunite... it is still of Austrian state but they can into independence because they remain loyal to us anyways. Ljubim te!

    Gallery[edit | edit source]

    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, gifs and videos of Austriaball.

    Click here to see it.