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— Unknown Austrian
Austriaball (German: Österreichkugel), officially the Republic of
Australiaball Austriaball (German: Republik Österreichkugel) is a doctor a federal republic and a landlocked countryball with over 8.8 million people in Central Europe , or Western Europe for you political nerds. She is neighboured by Czechiaball and Germanyball to the north, Hungaryball and Slovakiaball to the east, Sloveniaball and Italyball to the south, and Switzerlandball and Liechtensteinball to the west.
The territory of Austriaball covers 83,879 square kilometres (32,386 sq mi). Austriaball's terrain is highly mountainous, lying within the Alps; only 32% of its land is below 500 metres (1,640 ft), and its highest point is 3,798 metres (12,461 ft). Austriaball is known for Arnold Schwarzenneger and having a similar name with Australiaball, and because of this, other countryballs often get confused.
Austriaball is the sister of Germanyball. She appears in a fair number of comics, especially when dealing with Europe or comics dealing with psychology due to the fact that Austriaball was the homeland of Sigmund Freud. In the latter, it is known as Dr. Österreich. While it mostly specializes in conducting
human psychological experiments or counseling other countryballs, it is a very multipurpose character, being able to fill the role of any medicinal or educational position. In conclusion, it can into very good and smart doctor.
Hololive member and Vtuber Takanashi Kiara is from its clay.
She is sometimes mistaken as a commie, because its coat of arms appears to have a hammer and a sickle But they are neutral in Cold war....
Settled in prehistoric times, the Central European land that is now Austriaball was occupied in pre-Roman times by various Celtic tribes. After the fall of the Roman Empire, the area was taken over by Bavarians, Slavs, and Avars and the majority Celtic population was Germanized, Slavicized, and Avarized. Charlemagne conquered the area in AD 788, encouraged colonization, and introduced Christianity.
Early Establishment (1156-1804)
Austria was born as the daughter of Holy Roman Empireball (Or HRE) in 1156. Austria at the time was known as Duchy of Austriaball. Austriaball loved to pillage and go to war in the name of Holy Roman Empireball. Upon constantly anschlussing into other neighbors it was defeated by the ancestors of its Best Friend, Hungaryball. After such, it suffered from multiple personalities after arguing with Holy Roman Empireball. She soon became the Archduchy of Austriaball. After being a Vassal it later changed clothes and became Habsburg Monarchyball in 1804.
Habsburg Monarchy (1804-1867)
Austria, under more symptoms of Multiple Personality Disorder, renamed herself to Austrian Empireball. (Officially Kaisertum Österreichkugel) Because it kept anschlussing and enslaving many ethnic lands and cultures Austria constantly was fighting himself. Under Austrian Empireball there were many of these different ethnicities were Bohemian, Slovakian, Italian, Slovenian, Croatian, Bosnian, Hungarian, Polish, Serbian, and Romanians. Austriaball was a ladies man at the time, having sexy times into others. Austriaball was once busted in an affair with Mexican Empireball, and UKball. (No one into care about Mexicoball..) Austriaball eventually became best friends with Kingdom of Hungaryball. Soon Austriaball and Kingdom of Hungaryball fused into the Austrian-Hungarian Empireball. After the signing of the Austro-Hungarian Compromise of 1867.
Austria-Hungary was fused in 1867 after the treaty was signed. What was unique about the Empire was that it was blind. He held two different voices and languages, Austrian and Hungarian. Austria-Hungary continued to pillage and anschluss into your local ethnicities. He became friends with German Empireball, Ottoman Empireball
(Still dirty Kebab..), and the Kingdom of Bulgariaball. He was also frenemies with Kingdom of Italyball. (YUO SCHEIßE! STUPID TRAITOR!!) Soon the friends (Minus the Scheiße Italy) formed the Mittelmächte. Or, the Central Powers.
World War II
Austriaball was anschlussed into the Third Reich and had to live with Nazi Germanyball. The Aryanisation of the wealth of Jewish Austrians started immediately in mid-March with a so-called "wild" (i.e. extra-legal) phase but soon was structured legally and bureaucratically to strip Jewish citizens of any assets they possessed. Nazi Germanyball nicknamed Austriaball "Ostmarkball" until 1942 when it changed its mind and renamed its "Alpen-Donau-Reichsgaueball". Austriaball became neutral in the year 1945 but Austriaball was split into 4 zones of occupation until 1955. Austriaball remains neutral to this day. WE VANT TO BE LEIK SCHWEIZ OR MOLDAU!
In 1978, Austria had finished building a nuclear power plant in Zwentendorf, however, because it was controversial, it was put on a referendum and Austria narrowly voted no on using nuclear energy, and thus the plant was never started. Later on, a provision banning the use of nuclear energy was added into Austrian constitution, and to this day, Austria is strongly anti-nuclear energy, and can sometimes kick up a storm over its neighbors Czechiaball and Slovakiaball operating nuclear plants close to its border. Sh
e ironically posted a video about its own capital getting nuked.
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- Bavariaball - Mein
einzigartigBruder. We have same history, cultures and roots. I would love to unite with you but now du bist Deutsch. Munichball and Viennaball are best city-friends and famous European cities. To be honest, I love you more than my Bruder
- Austria-Hungaryball- Fusion with Hungary (Fusion HA!)
I wish you will come back soon and make me great again....
- Reichtangle - He is helping me with my neutrality. I (as Austria-Hungaryball) allied with him during WW1.
- Croatiaball - Other Slavic friend.
- EUball - I am a member of you, also I will terminate anyone who does not listen to Deutchland!
- Franceball - Mein Freund. Halp me remove kebab plox! But why du stealing mein Croissants? People thought that it is from yuor clay when it is actually mine.
- NepalRawr - Mountain Bruder. Ich love its mountains and they are quite similar to Switzerland's!
- Germanyball- Mein little Bruder. (May re-unify someday) Poorer but Intercultural version of me.
- Hungaryball - Mein Husband und Best Friend. Ich only of fused with dich because dich you be same level with me. If du want we kann restore empire, ANSCHLUSS TSCHECH UND SLOWAKEI, DANN KICK SERBIA'S ASS. Ich mean be rich together. Er ist Burgenlands Vater. Can ich join to the V4?
- Liechtensteinball - Awwwwww... Ist mein cute little bruder... (I COULD JUST ANSCHLUSS YOU! BUT NEIN.Forgive mich, you ist just too cute.)
- Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - Another Slavic friend!
- Bulgariaball - Danke for saving mein arsch in WW1. Mehr als genug to consider you a friend.
- Sloveniaball - Slavic daughter in law who wants to be Germanisch
- Basqueball - We both like of wearings traditional hats and you is of Spanish South Tyrol so I support. Also we share similar music which I likings a lot. Gib Askatasuna to Basque!
- Polandball - Happy 100 years old mein kamraden. I thank you for helping me remove kebab back in those days. I toast for your 100 anniversary with rasberry schnapps!
- Irelandball - Eire is of very old friend back from Noricum days. He is also of fighting against occupations and we both like beer which is basis of friendship. Austria can into Celtic, plox remember Noricum.
- Indonesiaball - it wants to gib me back my jet and it likes Germanyball for its 3rd President living its Clay.
- Switzerlandball- He's more of a bruder. He is of nurse and of speak Deutsche.
- Fuggingball -
Funny name but why name changeMein most proud son.
- Peruball - Good South American friend, He received many Austro-German settlers during the 19th century and we both have extremely similar flags; and we both are hated on by Australiaball...
- Greeceball - Turk kebab remover.
- Rwandaball - African friend.
- Norwayball - Of good friend! We founded EFTAball in May 3, 1960 though ich left in 1995 to join EUball, who it hates. Both are Germanic and have a very high HDI, with him being the highest!
- Swedenball - We are both of member in EUball, both Germanic and not in Anti-Neutrality, so it is of friend in neutral country club.
- Finlandball - Brother-in-law. Brother of mein best friend/husband so it is basically far related family of mein as Scandinavian Magyar. Like Swedenball and myself it is member of EUball but not of Anti-Neutrality...
- Israelcube - Sorry for the past, but ich hope we can go well along today. Also one of the first countries to recognize you and don't support Palestineball. But plox stop killing each other, why not into one democratic state solution or other peaceful agreement?
- USAball - A UKball's son. He puppeted me after WW2 and then let me independent in 1955. We were enemies, but now good friends. But, it always confuses my flag as communist flag. This is not what you think! Whatever, I'm neutral and I'm not going to join Anti-Neutrality.
- UKball - Mein Cousin. But Why did yuo gib mein name to your sohn?
- Turkeyball- How dare du try to invadings mich! 1683 best day of mein life! Also what's wrong with mich waving Israelcube's flag? Aber as much zat ich hate to say it, yuo helped mich und mein vater in WW1. Ve could remove Serbia, together but... DIESER SCHWEIN!
- Serbiaball - He's my biological brother vhich I appreciate, but its ancestor killed mein Kaiser, Ich bin still angry because of zat, but ve still get along very gut.
- Albaniaball - Du bist ok. Ich have its people in mein clay, just like mein brother. But ICH WILL NEVER FORGIVE THIS ALBANIAN TERRORIST!!! Also, ich into recognizings Kosovo so...
- Palestineball - Neutral. Ich don't recognize you, but remove Hamas and ich will consider opening up relations soon. Thank you for respecting of my neutrality. Why so aggressive with BDS movement, why not into more peaceful ODS movement?
- 2 November 2020 - NOOOOOOO!!!! THE WORST DAY THAN 1683!!! MY PEOPLE WERE SCARED AND ICH HABE VIER DEAD PEOPLE!! ICH WILL NEVER FORGET IT!!!
- Australiaball- WHY DU STEALINGS OF NAME? ICH AM OF HUNDRED JAHREN OLD OF DU ARE! DU ARE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE IN EUROVISION YOU'RE NOT IN EUROPE!!!!! (He's my English brother's son, however.)
- Italyball - GIB SUD TYROL BACK, ZEHRE ARE MOSTLY LIVING AUSTRIANS!!! ALSO YOU ARE A TRAITOR! Is of clay thief! Pay debts to Deutschland! I don't care if you're friends with him! OR ELSE YOU WILL BE TERMINATED!!!!! LAST TIME, GIB ME TRYOL NOW!!! AND MY GOAL IN EURO CUP 2021 WAS NOT OFFSIDE, SCREW YOU 2-1!!!
- Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - Fuck you for trying to kill Mein Brother im Glad you are dead!!
- Ottoman Empireball - HAHAHAHAHAHA! DU FAILED TO CONQUER MY CAPITAL!! ICH BIN HAPPY THAT DU BIST DEAD!!
- Kingdom of Prussiaball - Mein worst nightmare, TERMINATE!!!!!!!
- Latviaball - STUPID BALTIC FLAG STEALER!!! ODER ICH VILL TERMINATE DU!!!
- Lebanonball - STUPID MIDDLE EASTERN FLAG STEALER! REMOVE!
- ISISball - SCREW YOU! FOUR INNOCENT PEOPLE AND SEVERAL GOT WOUNDED BECAUSE OF YOU! REMOVE!!!! 11/2/2020 NEVER FORGET!!!!
- Dolfy - You're a disgrace to all the entire Austrians und mein history. REMOVE!
- Icelandball - You had official law that made it legal to kill Basqueball, are you fucking crazy? Such law you can make in fascist country, not in Europe, you should be ashamed...
- George Soros - I ban you because you are look like Hitler!
Austria is divided into nine states, which it likes to call its Bundesländer, or, in Austrian German, Bundäsläinda. The states are divided into districts. Currently, there are 94 districts, 79 districts headed by district commissions and 15 statutory cities in Austria.
List of the States
- Burgenlandball - Austria's youngest and easternmost state.
Don't call him Burgerland.
- Carinthiaball -
Slovenian potato lover.The southernmost state. He is not of Slovenian or Italian despite its trilingual townsigns.
- Lower Austriaball - The northernmost state
, even if its name says the opposite.
- Salzburgball - The
Bavarianstate where Mozart was from. His wings are there because of Red Bull, not visitors from Chernobyl.
- Styriaball -
Home of Rumpti BumptiThe state half of Slovenia belonged to once. He loves pumpkins, hats and folk music.
- Tyrolball - True folk music lover; it created Konis Hupen, Scheiwidei, its own patriotic song and many others
and its skibus got entirely destroyed by Didier Cuche.
- Upper Austriaball -
He is more southern than Lower Austriaball, which proves its name wrong.He likes to play the harmonica and has got a village called Fugging. Also, Hitler was born there.
- Viennaball - The capital and smallest state of Austria.
Man bringe den Spritzwein.
- Vorarlbergball - The westernmost
SwissAustrian state. He is the second smallest state and the only Alemannic German speaking one.
- South Tyrolball - Not a state
but soonbut he's Austriaball's son living in Italyballs clay. Someday, it will join Austria when Italyball's not looking.
- Bavariaball - It's actually a state of Austria since 1574. In the German historic museum of Berlin there was found a historic beermat. On the back there was the agreement written. It was written by Albrecht V.