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    Sweden-icon.png Börk Sweden-icon.png is a word that originated from the Muppets Show Swedish Chef.[1] It has no actual meaning, as it was just supposed to sound Swedish-like and nothing else, but in dictionary meaning, "Bork" is to obstruct (someone, especially a candidate for public office) through systematic defamation or vilification.

    When it was integrated into the meme, this word has been used to define an exclamation made by a country, each of the latter having its own version, listed here below.

    Several comics have been made about Sweden infecting other countries with börk and turning them into Swedish clones, thus triggering the Börkpocalypse.

    BOOK.gif The Book of Börk BOOK.gif[edit | edit source]

    Written by: Sweden-icon.png Swedenball

    HISTORICAL BÖRKS[edit | edit source]

    CAVEBÖRKS AND CUEBÖRKS[edit | edit source]

    • 1-icon.png 1ball Rice rice
    • 2-icon.png 2ball Ευρώ eυρώ / Europa europa / Aryan aryan
    • 3-icon.png 3ball Buffalo buffalo / Eagle Eagle / Jaguar Jaguar / Howgh Howgh
    • 4-icon.png 4ball Ugh ugh / Pangaea Pangaea / Gneurshk gneurshk / ooga booga
    • 5-icon.png 5ball Didgeridoo didgeridoo / Boomerang Boomerang
    • 6-icon.png 6ball Mak mak / Ayy LMAO, Ayy LMAO / Ack, Ack! / ∆γγ LM∆θ ∆γγ LM∆θ / phone home phone home / Alien Alien
    • 7-icon.png 7ball Seas seas / Coconut coconut
    • 8-icon.png 8ball Click click

    AMERICAN BÖRKS[edit | edit source]

    BRITISH BÖRKS[edit | edit source]

    FRENCH BÖRKS[edit | edit source]

    BELGIAN BÖRKS[edit | edit source]

    CROATIAN BÖRKS[edit | edit source]

    POLISH BÖRKS[edit | edit source]

    LITHUANIAN BÖRKS[edit | edit source]

    SPANISH BÖRKS[edit | edit source]

    • Basque-icon.png Basqueball Etxeverri etxeverri / Kaitxo Kaitxo
    • Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball Feina feina/ Independència independència / Visca Visca

    RUSSIAN BÖRKS[edit | edit source]

    BULGARIAN BÖRKS[edit | edit source]

    BRAZILIAN BÖRKS[edit | edit source]

    MEXICAN BÖRKS[edit | edit source]

    CHILEAN BÖRKS[edit | edit source]

    Santiagoball Po' po'

    Easter Islandball Rapa rapa

    AUSTRIAN BÖRKS[edit | edit source]

    CHINESE BÖRKS[edit | edit source]

    THAI BÖRKS[edit | edit source]

    • Bangkok-icon.png Bangkokball Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit
    • Thailand-icon (division).png Takball Tak Tak

    DUTCH BÖRKS[edit | edit source]

    AUSTRALIAN BÖRKS[edit | edit source]

    ITALIAN BÖRKS[edit | edit source]

    ORGANIZATIONBALLS BÖRKS[edit | edit source]

    PLANETBALLS BÖRKS[edit | edit source]

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    Sweden-icon.png Homogay Caliphate of Swedistan Kingdom of Börk Sweden Subscribe to Pewdiepie! Sweden-icon.png
    Historical provinces Götaland-icon.png GötalandballSvealand-icon.png Svealandball (Stockholm-icon.png Stockholmball) • Norrland-icon.png Norrlandball
    Provinces Ångermanland-icon.png ÅngermanlandballBlekinge-icon.png BlekingeballBohuslän-icon.png BohuslänballDalarna-icon.png DalarnaballDalsland-icon.png DalslandballGotland-icon.png GotlandballGästrikland-icon.png GästriklandballHalland-icon.png HallandballHälsingland-icon.png HälsinglandballHärjedalen-icon.png HärjedalenballJämtland-icon.png JämtlandballSwedish Lapland-icon.png LapplandballMedelpad-icon.png MedelpadballNorrbotten-icon.png NorrbottenballNärke-icon.png NärkeballÖland-icon.png ÖlandballÖstergötland-icon.png ÖstergötlandballScania-icon.png SkåneballSmåland-icon.png SmålandballSödermanland-icon.png SödermanlandballUppland-icon.png UpplandballVärmland-icon.png VärmlandballVästmanland-icon.png VästmanlandballVästerbotten-icon.png VästerbottenballVästergötland-icon.png Västergötlandball
    Former entities 2-icon.png Migrants from the South (Prehistoric Europeans)Svealand-icon.png Medieval SwedenballKalmar Union-icon.png Kalmar UnionballSwedish Empire-icon.png Swedish EmpireballSweden-Norway-icon.png Sweden-Norwayball
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