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    Börk is a word that originated from the Muppets Show Swedish Chef.[1] It has no actual meaning, as it was just supposed to sound Swedish-like and nothing else, but in dictionary meaning, "Bork" is to obstruct (someone, especially a candidate for public office) through systematic defamation or vilification.

    When it was integrated into the meme, this word has been used to define an exclamation made by a country, each of the latter having its own version, listed here below.

    Several comics have been made about Sweden infecting other countries with börk and turning them into Swedish clones, thus triggering the Börkpocalypse.

    The Book of Börk

    Written by: Swedenball

    HISTORICAL BÖRKS

    CAVEBÖRKS AND CUEBÖRKS

    • 1ball Rice rice
    • 2ball Ευρώ eυρώ / Europa europa / Aryan aryan
    • 3ball Buffalo buffalo / Eagle Eagle / Jaguar Jaguar / Howgh Howgh
    • 4ball Ugh ugh / Pangaea Pangaea / Gneurshk gneurshk / ooga booga
    • 5ball Didgeridoo didgeridoo / Boomerang Boomerang
    • 6ball Mak mak / Ayy LMAO, Ayy LMAO / Ack, Ack! / ∆γγ LM∆θ ∆γγ LM∆θ / phone home phone home / Alien Alien
    • 7ball Seas seas / Coconut coconut
    • 8ball Click click

    AMERICAN BÖRKS

    BRITISH BÖRKS

    FRENCH BÖRKS

    BELGIAN BÖRKS

    CROATIAN BÖRKS

    POLISH BÖRKS

    LITHUANIAN BÖRKS

    SPANISH BÖRKS

    • Basqueball Etxeverri etxeverri / Kaitxo Kaitxo
    • Cataloniaball Feina feina/ Independència independència / Visca Visca
    • Galiciaball -iño -iño / Ou, ho! Ou, ho! / Gadis Gadis / Xeito Xeito / Choiva Choiva / Boh Boh / Toxo Toxo / Depende Depende

    RUSSIAN BÖRKS

    BULGARIAN BÖRKS

    BRAZILIAN BÖRKS

    MEXICAN BÖRKS

    CHILEAN BÖRKS

    Santiagoball Po' po'

    Easter Islandball Rapa rapa

    AUSTRIAN BÖRKS

    CHINESE BÖRKS

    THAI BÖRKS

    • Bangkokball Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit
    • Takball Tak Tak

    DUTCH BÖRKS

    AUSTRALIAN BÖRKS

    ITALIAN BÖRKS

    ORGANIZATIONBALLS BÖRKS

    PLANETBALLS BÖRKS

    Gallery

    Videos

    File:BÖRK-0

    Images

    References

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    Kingdom of Sweden: The Börk, Heir Of Swedish, And The First EDM In Sweden (Avicii)
    Historical provinces Götalandball Svealandball ( Stockholmball) • Norrlandball
    Sweden
    Provinces Ångermanlandball Blekingeball Bohuslänball Dalarnaball Dalslandball Gotlandball Gästriklandball Hallandball Hälsinglandball Härjedalenball Jämtlandball Lapplandball Medelpadball Norrbottenball Närkeball Ölandball Östergötlandball Skåneball Smålandball Södermanlandball Upplandball Värmlandball Västmanlandball Västerbottenball Västergötlandball
    Former entities Migrants from the South (Prehistoric Europeans) Kingdom of Svearball Kingdom of Götarball Medieval Swedenball Kalmar Unionball Swedish Empireball Sweden-Norwayball
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