Börk is a word that originated from the Muppets Show Swedish Chef.[1] It has no actual meaning, as it was just supposed to sound Swedish-like and nothing else, but in dictionary meaning, "Bork" is to obstruct (someone, especially a candidate for public office) through systematic defamation or vilification.
When it was integrated into the meme, this word has been used to define an exclamation made by a country, each of the latter having its own version, listed here below.
Several comics have been made about Sweden infecting other countries with börk and turning them into Swedish clones, thus triggering the Börkpocalypse.
- Book of Börk
- Historical countryballs' Book of Börk
- British Book of Börk ("The Domesday Bork")
- French (and neighbours) Book of Börk
The Book of Börk [edit]
Written by:
Swedenball
Albaniaball Kosovo Kosovo
Antarcticaball Noot noot / Cold cold / Ice ice
Argentinaball Che che / Malvinas Malvinas
Armeniaball Hay hay / Kill Azerbai Kill Azerbai/ Jan jan / Tashi tushi / Qélé Qélé
Australiaball Mate mate / Oi oi / Vegemite vegemite
Austriaball Wörgl wörgl / Freud Freud / Get to da choppa, Get to da choppa!!! / Impfauftrag Impfauftrag
Azerbaijanball Həri həri / Kəbab kəbab
Bahamasball Waka waka
Bangladeshball Flood flood
Belarusball Bulba bulba
Belgiumball Waffle waffle / Fries fries
Bhutanball Druk druk / Ohm ohm
Boliviaball Mar mar
Bosnia and Herzegovinaball Ba ba / Ćevapi Ćevapi / Bolan Bolan / Burek Burek
Botswanaball Beep boop
Brazilball Hue hue / Samba samba / Football football
Bruneiball Money money / Peryadap perdayap
Bulgariaball Yogurt yogurt / Düner düner
Burundiball Rundi rundi
Cambodiaball Wat wat / Khmer khmer
Canadaball TRUE NORTH! / Timber timber / Bois bois / Eh eh / Sorry Sorry
Cape Verdeball Cabo cabo
Central African Republicball Vroom vroom
Chadball Haram haram / Sahel sahel / Sup bitches
Chileball Wea wea / Weon weon / Qliao qliao
Chinaball Aiya aiya / Neige neige
Colombiaball Coffee coffee / Shakira shakira
Costa Ricaball Tico tico
Croatiaball Kaj kaj / Rakija rakija / ic ic
Cubaball Castro castro
Cyprusball Olive olive
Czechiaball Pivko pivko
Denmarkball Øl øl
Dominicaball Honk honk
Democratic Republic of Congoball Mbwane mbwane
Ecuadorball Bananas bananas
Egyptball Misr misr / Kofta kofta / Pyramid pyramid
El Salvadorball Pupusa, Pupusa / Guanaco, Guanaco
Estoniaball Möh möh / Nordic nordic
Ethiopiaball KITFO KITFO/GIB GIB FOOD (and somtimes) House House/solomon solomon
Faroe Islandsball Bðrk bðrk
Fijiball Bula bula / Water water
Finlandball Perkele perkele / Sauna Sauna
Franceball Hon hon / Boûin boûin / Baguette baguette- File:French Guyana-icon.png French Guyanaball Mêr mêr
French Polynesiaball Bora bora
Georgiaball Wine wine / Tbles tbles / Kartvel kartvel / Khachapuri khachapuri / Stalin Stalin-
Germanyball Wörk wörk / Pay Debt Pay Debt 
Ghanaball Ghana ghana / Cocoa cocoa / Coffin coffin
Greeceball Κωνσταντινούπολη Κωνσταντινούπολη / No Debt No Debt
Greenlandball Aap aap / Börqq börqq
Guatemalaball Maya maya
Gypsyball Sarma sarma / Fer fer
Haitiball Mango mango/ Siklòn Siklòn
Hong Kongball Aiya aiya / Wai wai
Hungaryball Magyar magyar / Pàprìka pàprìka / Rubik rubik
Icelandball Björk björk/ Net net / Russia russia
Indiaball Dadhak dadhak / Tunak tunak
Indonesiaball Satay satay / Baso-baso / Telolet-telolet / Roti-roti
Iranball Ayatollah ayatollah / Imam imam
Irelandball Ól ól / Liberate norn iron
Iraqball Watan watan
ISISball ALLAHU AKBAR / Jihad jihad
Islamballs Durka durka / Kebab kebab
Israelcube Oy-vey Oy-vey
Italyball Pizza pizza / Spaghetti Spaghetti
Ivory Coastball Côte Côte
Jamaicaball Reggae reggae / Rasta rasta / Ganja ganja
Japanball Desu desu / Sushi sushi / Moe moe / Kawaii kawaii / Hentai hentai / Anime anime
Kazakhbrick Jagshemash jagshemash/ Potassium potassium/ Sputnik Sputnik
Kenyaball Masai Masai / Run run / Marathon Marathon
Kiribatiball Drown drown/ Blub Blub
Kurdistanball Gosht gosht / Kurd Kurd / Independence independence
Kyrgyzstanball Manas manas/ Kyrgyz Kyrgyz
Latviaball Potato potato
Lebanonball Yalla yalla
Liberlandball Free Free / Liber liber / Relevant relevant
Liechtensteinball Lie lie
Lithuaniaball Vytis Vytis / Baltic Baltic
Macedoniaball FYROM fyrom / ROM rom
Malaysiaball Lepak lepak
Madagascarball Move it Move it
Maldivesball Sink sink / Coconut coconut
Maltaball Deus deus
Mauritaniaball Slaves slaves / Smile smile
Mexicoball Taco Taco / Tequila Tequila / Ay Ay / Wey Wey
Mongoliaball Mongol mongol
Moroccoball Maghrib maghrib
Myanmarball No börk (but if had a börk then it'll be Kill Rohingyas for no reason Kill Rohingyas for no reason)
NepalRawr RAWR RAWR / Gurkha gurkha / Himalayas himalayas
Netherlandsball Tulp tulp
New Caledoniaball Kanak Kanak
New Zealandball Kia-ora kia-ora / Rugby rugby / Sheep Sheep / Kiwi Kiwi
Nicaraguaball Nica Nica
Nigeriaball Scam scam
North Koreaball Bajil bajil / Nuke nuke/ Juche juche
Norwayball Børk børk / Bergen borgen
Omanball Man man
Pakistanball Pak pak
Palauball Jellyfish jellyfish / Blub blub
Palestineball Nakba nakba
Panamaball Canal canal
Paraguayball Indiós indiós / Guaraní guaraní / Tereré tereré
Peruball Inca inca / Pe' pe'
Philippinesball Duterte duterte / Balut balut / Taho taho
Polandball Flaczki flaczki / Kurwa kurwa
Portugalball Ão ão / Hue hue / Cristiano Cristiano
Romaniaball Mici mici / Mămăligă mămăligă / Transylvania Transylvania / Vampire vampire
Russiaball Putin Putin / Suka blyat / Vodka vodka
Samiball Jòik jòik
San Marinoball Libertas libertas
Saudi Arabiaball Allah allah / Haram haram / Mecca mecca / Oil oil
Sealandball Relevant relevant / Micro micro
Serbiaball Бре бре (Bre bre) / Remove kebab remove kebab
Seychellesball Sey sey
Slovakiaball Slovak Slovak / Halušky halušky / Chara Chara
Sloveniaball Trst Trst / Melania Melania
Tringapore Iya iya / Lah lah / Triangle triangle / Trade Trade
South Africaball Click click / Racist racist / Waka waka eh eh
South Koreaball Kh kh / Kimchi kimchi / Ppalli Ppalli
South Sudanball Oyee oyee
Spainball Siesta siesta / Olè olè / Tío Tío
Sri Lankaball Sri sri / Tea Tea
Svalbardball Seeds seeds
Swedenball (Origin of Börks) Börk börk
Switzerlandball Bäzli bäzli / Mountain mountain / Gold Gold / Chocolate Chocolate / Neutral Neutral
Syriaball Assad Assad
Tajikistanball Somoni somoni / Tajik Tajik
Thailandball Same same / 555 555 / Sanuk Sanuk / Khap khap
Tibetball Lama lama / Ohm ohm / Thangka Thangka / Potala Potala
Turkeyball Kebab kebab / Türk türk / Fez Fez
Tuvaluball .tv .tv / Domain domain
Turkmenistanball Ruhnama ruhnama / Turkmenbashi turkmenbashi / Turk turk
UAEball Oil oil / Skyscraper skyscraper / Roblox remover roblox remover
Ugandaball De-wae de-wae/ Idi Amin Idi Amin / Dead meme dead meme / Knuckles Knuckles
UKball Pork pork / Wot wot / Tea tea / Colony Colony
Ukraineball Слава Україні / Putin huilo Putin huilo / Crimea crimea / Dunayu dunayu / Salo Salo / EXPERIMENT GLOWING 1000 DEGREE KNIFE / CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE! / SLAVA UKRAYINI, HEROYAM SLAVA! / Nainanainunanainananunanuna Nainanainunanainananunanuna / Chernobyl Chernobyl
Uruguayball Mate mate
USAball: Hey Hey / Burger burger / Hot dog hot dog / Football football or Soccer soccer / Freedom freedom / Oil oil
Uyghurball Kebab kebab / Turk turk / Desert desert
Uzbekistanball Lazgi lazgi
Vanuatuball Vatu vatu
Vaticanball Deus vult Deus vult! / Pope pope / Amen amen
Venezuelaball Chávez chávez / Chamo Chamo (before 2006)
Vietnamball Nam nam / Bat dau tu nay / Nguyễn nguyễn
Yemenball Bomb bomb
Zambiaball Escalator escalator
Zimbabweball Inflate inflate
HISTORICAL BÖRKS[edit]
Carthageball Hannibal hannibal
CSAball Slavery slavery / Cotton cotton
East Germanyball Stasi stasi
Empire of Brazilball Café Café / Cisplatina Cisplatina
Francoist Spainball Franco franco
German Empireball Kaiser kaiser
Kalmar Unionball - Børk börk- Kingdom of Vestfoldball Viking viking
Khazariacube Jew Jew
Kingdom of Jerusalemball (along with crusaders) Deus Vult dues vult
Mongol Empireball Khan khan
Nazi Germanyball Heil heil / Hitler hitler/ Seig heil
Orange Free Stateball Boer boer
Pahlavi Iranball Sha sha
Phoeniciaball Trade trade
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball Grunwald grunwald
Kingdom of Prussiaball Ostsiedlung ostsiedlung
Reichtangle ANSCHLUSS ANSCHLUSS
Republic of Chinaball Sun sun
Second Polish Republicball Piłsudski piłsudski
Soviet Unionball Communist Communist / Stalin Stalin / Gulag Gulag / Comrade Comrade/ URA URA
SPQRball Caesar caesar
Transvaalball Boer boer
Union of South Africaball - Apartheid apartheid / Kaffir kaffir
Yugoslaviaball Yugo yugo / Tito tito
Zulu Kingdomball Shaka shaka- File:Italian-Empire-icon.png Kingdom of Italyball Ital ital
Spartaball - SPARTA SPARTA / WAR DEATH
Ancient Egyptball -Mummy Mummy
Aztec Empireball - Sacrifice Sacrifice
Qinball - Wall Wall, Terracotta Terracotta
CAVEBÖRKS AND CUEBÖRKS[edit]
1ball Rice rice
2ball Ευρώ eυρώ / Europa europa / Aryan aryan
3ball Buffalo buffalo / Eagle Eagle / Jaguar Jaguar / Howgh Howgh
4ball Ugh ugh / Pangaea Pangaea / Gneurshk gneurshk / ooga booga
5ball Didgeridoo didgeridoo / Boomerang Boomerang
6ball Mak mak / Ayy LMAO, Ayy LMAO / Ack, Ack! / ∆γγ LM∆θ ∆γγ LM∆θ / phone home phone home / Alien Alien
7ball Seas seas / Coconut coconut
8ball Click click
AMERICAN BÖRKS[edit]
Alabamaball Dixie dixie
Alaskaball Palin palin
Arizonaball Border border
Arkansasball Diamond diamond / Walmart walmart
Californiaball Cali cali / Gold Rush Gold Rush/ Fire fire
Coloradoball Rockies rockies
Connecticutball UConn UConn
DCball Capital capital / Statehood Statehood
Delawareball Biden Biden / First First
Floridaball Sun sun / Luz del Sol Luz del Sol
Georgiaball Peach peach
Guamball Spam spam
Hawaiiball Aloha aloha
Idahoball Potato potato
Illinoisball Corn corn / Lincoln Lincoln
Indianaball Race race
Iowaball Fair fair
Kansasball Wheat wheat / Flat Flat
Kentuckyball Banjo banjo
Louisianaball Cajun cajun
Maineball Lobstah lobstah
Marylandball Crab crab / bang bang
Massachusettsball Pilgrim pilgrim / Puritan puritan
Michigancube Detroit Detroit
Minnesotaball Snow snow
Mississippiball 1 Mississippi 2 Mississippi 3 Mississippi
Missouriball Show me show me
Montanaball Missoula Missoula
Nebraskaball Cornhusk cornhusk
Nevadaball Gamble gamble
New Hampshireball Granite granite
New Jerseyball Tomato tomato
New Mexicoball Meth meth / Aliens Aliens
New Yorkball York york
North Carolinaball Tarheel tarheel / Panthers panthers
North Dakotaball Oil oil
OhioRawr LeBron LeBron / Buckeye buckeye / Rawr Rawr
Oklahomaball Cherokee Cherokee
Oregonball Beaver beaver
Pennsylvaniaball Chocolate chocolate / Amish Amish 
Puerto Ricoball Puerto Puerto / Statehood Statehood
Rhode Islandball Rhode rhode
South Carolinaball Clemson clemson
South Dakotaball Rushmore Rushmore
Tennesseeball Bluegrass Bluegrass
Texasball Yeehaw! Yeehaw! / Farm Farm
Utahball Mormon mormon
Vermontball Bernie Bernie
Virginiaball Jamestown jamestown
Washingtonball Starbucks Starbucks
West Virginiaball Coal coal
Wisconsinball Cheese cheese
Wyomingball Volcano volcano / Yellowstone Yellowstone
Yooperball Superior Superior / Finnish Finnish
Navajoball Navajo navajo
BRITISH BÖRKS[edit]
Bermudatriangle Triangle triangle
Cornwallball Pasty pasty- File:Cumberland-icon.png Cumberlandball Border border
Derbyshireball Water Water / Kinder Scout
Devonball Cliff cliff / Scone Scone
Dorsetball Oo ar oo ar
Englandball Wot wot / Pork Pork
Essexball Tan tan
Gibraltarball Dago dago
Greater Londonball Rabbit rabbit / Tube tube
Greater Manchesterball Manc manc
Guernseyball Hon hon / Moi aussi
Isle of Manball Legs legs
Isle of Wightball Ferry ferry
Isles of Scillyball Scilly scilly
Jerseyball Hon hon
Kentball Channel channel
Norfolkball Incest incest
Northumberlandball Norþ norþ
Lancashireball 'Ot pot 'ot pot
Lincolnshireball Lincoln Lincoln
Londonball Banker banker
Merciaball Offa Offa / Dyke Dyke
Merseysideball Ey ey- Northern Irelandball Norn Iron Norn Iron / Bomb bomb / Fleg fleg
Nottinghamshireball Gun gun
Orkneyball Åch åch- File:Oxfordshire-newicon.png Oxfordshireball school school
Saint Helena, Ascensionball and Tristan da Cunhaball Exile exile
Scotlandball Haggis Haggis / Och och
Shetlandball Øch øch
Tyne and Wearball Why aye why aye
Walesball Llanfairpwllgwyngillgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch llanfairpwllgwyngillgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
West Sussexball Seaxna seaxna
West Midlandsball Curry curry
Yorkshireball Pudding pudding
FRENCH BÖRKS[edit]
Alsaceball Wôrk wôrk
Brittanyball Plouzh plouzh
Savoyball Arpetan arpetan
Occitaniaball Oc oc
County of Niceball Mistral mistral
Corsicaball Chju chju
BELGIAN BÖRKS[edit]
Flandersball Vlaams vlaams
Walloniaball Hon hö hon hö
Brusselsball EU EU / NATO NATO
CROATIAN BÖRKS[edit]
Dalmatiaball Slanina Slanina
Istriaball Vinograd Vinograd
Šibenik-Kninball Čavoglave Čavoglave
Varaždinball Industrija Industrija
Zagrebball Purger Purger
POLISH BÖRKS[edit]
Warsawball Chopin chopin
Krakówball Pieorgi pieorgi
Pomeraniaball Kashub kashub
Greater Polandball Rogal rogal
Masoviaball Stolica stolica
Silesiaball Wungiel wungiel
Lesser Polandball Góry góry
LITHUANIAN BÖRKS[edit]
Vilniusball Vilnia vilnia
Kaunasball Kau kau
Klaipėdaball Uos uos
Šiauliaiball Crosses crosses
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SPANISH BÖRKS[edit]
Basqueball Etxeverri etxeverri / Kaitxo Kaitxo
Cataloniaball Feina feina/ Independència independència / Visca Visca
RUSSIAN BÖRKS[edit]
Kareliaball Prkl Prkl
Khanty-Mansiball Neft neft
Moscowball Kremlin Kremlin
Yakutiaball Fish Fish Күн Күн
Yamalo-Nenetsball Gaz gaz
Tatarstanball Horde horde / Altyn altyn!
Omskball 
Krokodil krokodil / Bird bird
Chechnyaball Kadyrov kadyrov
BULGARIAN BÖRKS[edit]
Sofiaball Kopele kopele- Plovdivball Ailyak ailyak
- Varnaball Braaat braaat
BRAZILIAN BÖRKS[edit]
Acreball CENSORED DUE TO WINGDINGS
Alagoasball Collor Collor
Amapáball Piranha piranha
Amazonasball Maninho Maninho
Bahiaball Meu rei Meu rei
Cearáball Aí dento Aí dento
Distrito Federalball Véi Véi / Clô Clô (before 2009)
Espírito Santoball Italia Italia
Goiásball Trem Trem
Maranhãoball Sarney Sarney
Mato Grossoball Shrek Shrek
Mato Grosso do Sulball Do sul Do sul
Minas Geraisball Uai Uai / Praia Praia
Paráball Vela Vela
Paraíbaball Nego Nego
Paranáball Daí Daí
Pernambucoball Oxente Oxente
Piauíball Boi Boi / Mah Boi
Rio de Janeiroball Samba Samba
Rio Grande do Norteball Natal Natal
Rio Grande do Sulball Tchê Tchê
Rondôniaball Inãn Inãn
Roraimaball Índio Índio
Santa Catarinaball Praia Praia
São Pauloball Bolacha Bolacha
Sergipeball Caju Caju
Tocantinsball Touch Touch
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MEXICAN BÖRKS[edit]
Aguascalientesball San Marcos San Marcos
Baja Californiaball Comida China Comida China / Drogas drogas
Baja California Surball A la Bestia A la Bestia- Campecheball A la Bestia A la Bestia
Chiapasball Pozol Pozol
Chihuahuaball Menonita Menonita
Coahuilaball Dinosaurio Dinosaurio
Colimaball Nevado de Colima Nevado de Colima
Durangoball Villa Villa
Guanajuatoball Cuna Nacional Cuna Nacional
Guerreroball 43 43
Hidalgoball Pastes Pastes
Jaliscoball No te Rajes No te Rajes
Michoacánball Monarcas Monarcas
Mexico Cityball Chale Chale
State of Mexicoball No soy Chilango No soy Chilango
Morelosball Zapata Zapata
Nayaritball Nayar Nayar
Nuevo Leónball Ascender Ascender / 기아 기아
Oaxacaball Que Parió Que Parió
Pueblaball Cemita Cemita
Querétaroball Si di? Si di?
Quintana Rooball Cancún Cancún
San Luis Potosíball Peyote Peyote
Sinaloaball Fierro Patiente Fierro Pariente
Sonoraball Yaqui Yaqui
Tabascoball Peje Peje
Tamaulipasball Tam Tam
Tlaxcalaball Tlaxcal Tlaxcal
Veracruzball Torito Torito
Yucatánball Yuc' Yuc'
Zacatecasball Corona Corona
CHILEAN BÖRKS[edit]
Santiagoball Po' po'
Easter Islandball Rapa rapa
AUSTRIAN BÖRKS[edit]
Burgenlandball Burg Burg / Neisiedl Neisiedl- File:Carinthia (hat)-icon.png Carinthiaball Haider Haider / Hons Hons
Lower Austriaball Haydn Haydn / Venus Venus
Salzburgball Red Bull Red Bull / Mozart Mozart
Styriaball Göss Göss / Hias Hias
Tyrolball Ötzi Ötzi / Anton Anton
Upper Austriaball Vöckla Vöckla
Viennaball Spritzwein Spritzwein
Vorarlbergball Ländle Ländle
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CHINESE BÖRKS[edit]
Beijingball Beijing Beijing
Shanghaiball Màoyì Màoyì / Qián Qián
Chongqingball Chuízi Chuízi
THAI BÖRKS[edit]
Bangkokball Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit
Takball Tak Tak
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DUTCH BÖRKS[edit]
Limburgball Vla vla/Hill hill
Drentheball Hunebed hunebed
South Hollandball Randstad randstad
Gelderlandball Motorcross motorcross
Zeelandball Dike dike
AUSTRALIAN BÖRKS[edit]
Tasmaniaball Devil Devil
Victoriaball (Australia) Footy Footy / Covid Covid
Western Australiaball Mine mine
ITALIAN BÖRKS[edit]
Piedmontball Nutella nutella
Lombardyball Terùn terùn
Venetoball Ghesboro ghesboro
Sardiniaball ajó ajó
Sicilyball mafia mafia
ORGANIZATIONBALLS BÖRKS[edit]
UNball Peace Peace
EUball Euro Euro
BRICSbrick Stronk stronk, Develop develop, Improve improve
ASEANball Asia Asia, Coin coin
NATOball otan, otan
Nordic Councilball nordic nordic
PLANETBALLS BÖRKS[edit]
Sunball - what what
Mercuryball - sun sun
Venusball - Greenhouse, Greenhouse
Earthball - Life Life
Marsball - Martian Martian / Red Red
Jupiterball - Gravity gravity / Gas gas gas
Saturnball - Ring Ring
Uranusball - Tilt Tilt
Neptuneball - Wind Wind
Plutoball - Planet planet!
Gallery[edit]
Videos[edit]
Images[edit]
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The Borkpocalipse: The Beginning
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The Borkpocalipse: Part 2
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The Borkpocalipse: Part 3
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The Borkpocalipse: Sand and Bork
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The Borkpocalipse: The Iron Dome
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The Borkpocalipse: Outback
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The Borkpocalipse: Winter Wonderland
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The Borkpocalipse: The Lastings of Us
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Bork is growing
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Bork pride
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Chinese bork
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References[edit]
| Kingdom of Sweden: The Börk, Heir Of Swedish, And The First EDM In Sweden (Avicii)
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| Historical provinces |  Götalandball •  Svealandball ( Stockholmball) •  Norrlandball
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| Sweden | ||
| Provinces |  Ångermanlandball •  Blekingeball •  Bohuslänball •  Dalarnaball •  Dalslandball •  Gotlandball •  Gästriklandball •  Hallandball •  Hälsinglandball •  Härjedalenball •  Jämtlandball •  Lapplandball •  Medelpadball •  Norrbottenball •  Närkeball •  Ölandball •  Östergötlandball •  Skåneball •  Smålandball •  Södermanlandball •  Upplandball •  Värmlandball •  Västmanlandball •  Västerbottenball •  Västergötlandball
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| Former entities |  Migrants from the South (Prehistoric Europeans) • Kingdom of Svearball • Kingdom of Götarball • Medieval Swedenball •  Kalmar Unionball •  Swedish Empireball •  Sweden-Norwayball
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| Can you hear me? S.O.S., Help me put my mind to rest.. - Aloe Blacc | ||