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    Reichtangle-icon.png Reichtangle

    Reichtangle-icon.png Reichtangle (German-icon.png German: Reichteck) is the main antagonist from the Polandball comics. It is a countryball character representing the future EU-icon.png Viertes Reich or just a tall rectangle version of German Empire-icon.png German Empireball.

    On /r/polandball, Reichtangle-icon.png Reichtangle is only the Fourth Reich while the German Empire-icon.png Second Reich is a normal ball. However, in other places, Reichtangle-icon.png Reichtangle is sometimes used to represent both.

    It is a tall, slender character with small white dots as eyes. It tends to loom over its peers and thoroughly creeps them out. It's very stärk but tends to prefer to "play" with the other countryballs. This, though, tends to end in Reichtangle-icon.png Reichtangle "breaking" its "toys". Many think of Reichtangle-icon.png Reichtangle as "evil", or "demonic"; however, it's just like a patriot, serving their country.

    History[edit | edit source]

    962~1806:Erstes Reich Holy Roman Empireball

    1871~1918:Zweites Reich German Empireball

    1933~1945:Drittes Reich Nazi Germanyball

    2005~2021:Viertes Reich Merkelreich

    2021~:Fünftes Reich Scholzreich

    Origins[edit | edit source]

    The specific origins to Reichtangle's existence is debated and uncertain, dating back to the Krautchan/4chan era.

    Originally it was used to portray a future fourth Reich. It is theorized it was drawn that way as to make Germany annexing Poland seem more intimidating, adding an otherworldly factor since everyone else is a mere sphere.

    The name "Reichtangle" came long after the creation of the model itself, being a pun on "Reich" and "Rectangle". In the early days where the community was small, the name stuck and remains to this day.

    Flag Color[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Black 0,0,0 C63-M52-Y51-K100 #000000
    White 255,255,255 N/A #FFFFFF
    Rosso Corsa 221,0,0 C4-M89-Y100-K1 #DD0000

    Relations[edit | edit source]

    Friends/Freunde[edit | edit source]

    None Reichtangle was not a particularly skilled socialite. But it managed to be friends with some countries.

    • Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball - Mein parent, I shall not let you down...
    • Winged Doom-icon.png Omskbird - Mein best Freund... forever.
    • Illuminati-icon.png Trilluminati - Mein triangle friend. Yuo are better than that Singapore-icon.png Asian bootleg of you!
    • Majapahit-icon (tangle).png Majapahitangle - Meine südostasiatische Version, we both can anschluss ze world!!
    • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - A Middle Eastern version of me.
    • Ottoman-icon.png Ottomanball - A gut Kebab freund zat hates everyone I hate und can into oil.
    • Austria-Hungary-icon.png Austria-Hungaryball - Mein Comrade.
    • Vendetta from Making Fiends - Mein waifu.
    • Burkina Faso-icon.png Burkina Fasoball - Thanks for killing zat Upper Volta-icon.png Flag Stealers.
    • Austria-icon.png Austriaball - Loves me. Respect...
    • Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball - Wunts me to hide in its Lego.
    • Croatia-icon.png Croatiaball - Even ich need a little break in the Balkan coast... I like right-wing politics... Du be wise to be right-wing and women leadership.
    • Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball - SIEG HEIL, MEIN FÜHRER!!
    • 6-icon.png 6ball and Sentinelese-icon.png Sentineleseball - Yuo are izh my best partners. WE CAN ALL ANSCHLUSS THE WORLD TOGETHER!!!
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball (sometimes) - I'm inside zis body. It knows me vell. But... (read enemies section)
    • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - Was of created after I put communism in the Russian Empire. But can into vodka.
    • Lost Colony-icon.png Roanoke Colonyball - We both lost, just like mich.
    • German Empire-icon.png German Empireball - Glorious Empire dat I rule as Kaiser. Yuo vill return once I Anschluss the vorld.

    Enemies/Feinde[edit | edit source]

    It hates Earth-icon.png everybody else, but most importantly:

    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball (mostly) - IHR WERDET MICH NIE LOS!! ICH WERDE AUFSTEHEN!
    • UK-icon.png UKball - Zey vere good freunds until Belgium got between zem. Zey schtill get along, zough..... YOU STUPID ISLAND! YOU ONLY WON BECAUSE OF COLONIES! YOU RUIN SCHLIEFFEN PLAN! FUK YOU! THANK GOD YOUR Elizabeth II-icon.png KÖNIGIN IST TOT! SHE DESERVED IT!!!
      • UK-icon.png: What the fok did YOU JUST SAY ABOUT Elizabeth II-icon.png HER LATE MAJESTY?!
    • France-icon.png Franceball - Natural enemies. I partially like its parent, but zey fight a lot...step-parent... Anschluss victim...
    • USA-icon.png USAball - Vhy did ich even vant to be allied viz Mexicoball...?
    • Portugal-icon.png Portugalball - Yuo idiot ally of UKball...
    • Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball - Yuo have not many clay, yuo just vorzhless shortcut into Frankreich...Another anschluss victim...
    • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - Yuo are a part of ze shortcut to France, sayings thanks to Schlieffen! Another anschluss victim...
    • RussianEmpire-icon.png Russian Empireball - Yuo pay me and ich let you leave...
    • Poland-icon.png Polandball - Mein favorite anschluss victim... Anschluss!!!
    • Other anschluss victims such as Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball, Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball, Austria-icon.png Austriaball, and Czech-icon.png Czech Republicball... ANSCHLUSS THEM...ANSCHLUSS THEM ALL!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
    • Yemen-icon.png Yemenball - Yuo stole mein flag...ANSCHLUSS!!
    • Egypt-icon.png Egyptball - Yuo also stole mein flag. ANSCHLUSS!!
    • Sealand-icon.png Sealandball - More flag stealers... ANSCHLUSS!!
    • Republic of Upper Volta-icon.png Republic of Upper Voltaball - I WILL ANSCHLUSS YUO ALL IF YOU CANNOT STOP STEALING MY FLAG!! IM GLAD YUO ARE DEAD!!
    • Kurwaball-icon.png Kiribati-icon.png Kurwaball and Polandball (Kiribati) - Yuo guys are Polen. ANSCHLUSS!!

    How to draw[edit | edit source]

    Drawing Reichtangle is simple:

    • Divide the rectangle into three rectangles (don't take them apart).
    • Color them black (for the top), white (middle) and red (for the bottom).
    • Draw the eyes as white dots, and you are finished.

    Gallery[edit | edit source]

    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, GIFs, and videos of Reichtangle.

    Click here to see it.

    See also[edit | edit source]

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