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Reichtangle ( German: Reichteck) is the main antagonist from the Polandball comics. It is a countryball character representing the future Viertes Reich or just a tall rectangle version of German Empireball.
On /r/polandball, Reichtangle is only the Fourth Reich while the Second Reich is a normal ball. However, in other places, Reichtangle is sometimes used to represent both.
It is a tall, slender character with small white dots as eyes. It tends to loom over its peers and thoroughly creeps them out. It's very stärk but tends to prefer to "play" with the other countryballs. This, though, tends to end in Reichtangle "breaking" its "toys". Many think of Reichtangle as "evil", or "demonic"; however, it's just like a patriot, serving their country.
History
962~1806: Erstes Reich Holy Roman Empire
1871~1918: Zweites Reich German Empire
1933~1945: Drittes Reich German Reich
2005~2021: Viertes Reich Merkelreich
2021~: Fünftes Reich Scholzreich
Future: Sechstes Reich Schattenreich
Origins
The specific origins to Reichtangle's existence is debated and uncertain, dating back to the Krautchan/4chan era.
Originally it was used to portray a future fourth Reich. It is theorized it was drawn that way as to make Germany annexing Poland seem more intimidating, adding an otherworldly factor since everyone else is a mere sphere.
The name "Reichtangle" came long after the creation of the model itself, being a pun on "Reich" and "Rectangle". In the early days where the community was small, the name stuck and remains to this day.
Flag Color
Color Name
RGB
CMYK
HEX
Black
0,0,0
C63-M52-Y51-K100
#000000
White
255,255,255
N/A
#FFFFFF
Rosso Corsa
221,0,0
C4-M89-Y100-K1
#DD0000
Relations
Friends/Freunde
None
Reichtangle was not a particularly skilled socialite. But it managed to be friends with some countries.
- Prussiaball - Mein parent, I shall not let you down...
- Omskbird - Mein best Freund... forever.
- Trilluminati - Mein triangle friend. Yuo are better than that Asian bootleg of you!
- Majapahitangle - Meine südostasiatische Version, we both can anschluss ze world!!
- ISISball - A Middle Eastern version of me.
- Ottomanball - A gut Kebab freund zat hates everyone I hate und can into oil.
- Austria-Hungaryball - Mein Comrade.
- Vendetta from Making Fiends - Mein waifu.
- Burkina Fasoball - Thanks for killing zat rip-off of me.
- Austriaball - Loves me. Respect...
- Denmarkball - Wunts me to hide in its Lego.
- Croatiaball - Even ich need a little break in the Balkan coast... I like right-wing politics... Du be wise to be right-wing and women leadership.
- Nazi Germanyball - SIEG HEIL, MEIN FÜHRER!!
6ball and Sentineleseball - Yuo are izh my best partners. WE CAN ALL ANSCHLUSS THE WORLD TOGETHER!!!
- Germanyball (sometimes) - I'm inside zis body. It knows me vell. But... (read enemies section)
- Soviet Unionball - Was of created after I put communism in the Russian Empire. But can into vodka.
- Roanoke Colonyball - We both lost, just like mich.
- German Empireball - Glorious Empire dat I rule as Kaiser.
Yuo vill return once I Anschluss the vorld.
Enemies/Feinde
It hates everybody else, but most importantly:
- Germanyball (mostly) - IHR WERDET MICH NIE LOS!! ICH WERDE AUFSTEHEN!
- UKball - Zey vere good freunds until Belgium got between zem. Zey schtill get along, zough..... YOU STUPID ISLAND! YOU ONLY WON BECAUSE OF COLONIES! YOU RUIN SCHLIEFFEN PLAN! FUK YOU! THANK GOD YOUR KÖNIGIN IST TOT! SHE DESERVED IT!!!
- Franceball - Natural enemies. I partially like its parent, but zey fight a lot...step-parent... Anschluss victim...
- USAball - Vhy did ich even vant to be allied viz Mexicoball...?
- Portugalball - Yuo idiot ally of UKball...
- Brazilball - FUCK YUO! YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH BURGER AND VODKA! REMOVE BOLSONARO, SAMBA, FUTBOL, FUNK CARIOCA, HUE AND CARNIVAL! ANSCHLUSS
- Belgiumball - Yuo have not many clay, yuo just vorzhless shortcut into Frankreich...Another anschluss victim...
- Netherlandsball - Yuo are a part of ze shortcut to France, sayings thanks to Schlieffen! Another anschluss victim...
- Russian Empireball - Yuo pay me and ich let you leave...
- Polandball - Mein favorite anschluss victim... Anschluss!!!
- Other anschluss victims such as Luxembourgball, Switzerlandball, Austriaball, and Czech Republicball... ANSCHLUSS THEM...ANSCHLUSS THEM ALL!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
- Greeceball - YOU DARE BRING LIGHT TO MY LAIR???? YOU MUST DIE!! *THUNDERSTORM INTENSIFIES*
- Yemenball - Yuo stole mein flag...ANSCHLUSS!!
- Egyptball - Yuo also stole mein flag. ANSCHLUSS!!
- Sealandball - More flag stealers... ANSCHLUSS!! And since you are extremely small, I'm gonna anschluss you even easier!
- Republic of Upper Voltaball - YOU ARE EVEN WORSE THAN THE OTHER FLAG STEALERS!! YOUR FLAG IS AN EXACT COPY OF MINE!! IM GLAD YUO ARE DEAD!! ROT IN HECK YOU STUPID RIP-OFF!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
- Kurwaball and Polandball (Kiribati) - Yuo guys are Polen. ANSCHLUSS!!
- Indonesiaball and Monacoball - Yuor flags look like Polen's. ANSCHLUSS!!
How to draw
Drawing Reichtangle is simple:
- Divide the rectangle into three rectangles (don't take them apart).
- Color them black (for the top), white (middle) and red (for the bottom).
- Draw the eyes as white dots, and you are finished.
Gallery
See also
Federal Republic of Germany: The Heroes Of Hogan Olaf Scholz!
States
Baden-Württembergball • Bavariaball • Berlinball • Brandenburgball • Bremenball • Hamburgball • Hesseball • Lower Saxonyball • Mecklenburg-Vorpommernball • North Rhine-Westphaliaball • Rhineland-Palatinateball • Saarlandball • Saxonyball • Saxony-Anhaltball • Schleswig-Holsteinball • Thuringiaball
Former entities
Migrants from South (Prehistoric Europeans) • Germaniaball • Saxonsball • Franksball • East Franciaball • Holy Roman Empireball • Kingdom of Prussiaball • German Confederationball • North German Confederationball • German Empireball • Weimar Republicball • Nazi Germanyball • ReichRawr • Saar Protectorateball • Reichtangle
• West Germanyball/ East Germanyball
Others
Jyllandball • Middle Franconiaball
Über alles in der welt! PAY DEBTS NAO!!! Or else...
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