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|“||سر زد از افق مهر خاوران,||”|
— Iranball beginning to sing its National Anthem
|“||Only God; the exalted; is light, everything else is darkness.||”|
— Ayatollah Khomeini
Iranball is a religious country. Many countryballs feel uneasy because of their nuclear program. Though considered oppressive by opponents, it is an extremely organized countryball. While it does act aggressive, it is mainly due to the fact that many countries used to mess with its land, economy, and government
and still do (Talking to you USAball).
Its birthday (National Day) is on April 1. Other celebrations it likes is Nowruz (March 21st) and Oil Nationalization Day (March 20th).
Iranball is not Semitic, even though it uses the Arabic alphabet.
Ancient Iran was inhabited by ancient western 4balls and 2balls, the latter of which contributed Eurasian steppe ancestry and Indo-Iranian language and culture to the local population. Iranball grew up as Medesball which conquered Urartuball but failed to attack Lydiaball.
Rule of Cyrus
When its child Achaemenidball. Achaemenidball could into very strong, conquering places like Anatolia, Assyria, Egypt, and much more. Achaemenidball was known for respecting the Jewcubes and for being a stronk dynasty. Eventually, Macedonball took it down.
Parthia and Sassanids
The rise of Islam
Islam was brought to Iranball from Arab conquests in 650 AD and is very important to Iranians. Iranballs, unlike many of their neighbors, hold on very strongly to their pre-Islamic roots and achievements; sentiments of nationalism are apparent throughout Iranian history and in the everyday conversations of Iran.
Invasion by the Mongol empire and the Timurid, and shortly after
The Mongol invasion took place between 1219 and 1221, as troops of the Mongol Empireball invaded Central Asia. The campaign, which followed the annexation of the Qara Khitai khanate, saw widespread devastation, including numerous war crimes, and marked the completion of the Mongol conquest of Central Asia.
Conversion to Shia Islam: from the Safavids to the Qajars
But something unprecedented started in the northwest (present-day Republic of Azerbaijanball): A Shia religious group called Safaviyya was expanding from there. Eventually, it became the countryball that is called Safavidball. It was a Shia countryball, but unlike previous Shia countryballs in Persia, it started to enforce the conversion to Shia Islam, which means that Iranball became a Shia countryball starting from this period. It was an event that changed the Muslim world forever.
Modern, Secular Iranball
The Islamic revolution and present-day Iranball
- Islamic Republic of Afghanistanball - My best little sibling! I'm really sad they're gone now. They relied on burger king for so long they betrayed them, left to die to that Shia killing terrorist (again)! I should had done something. I should had supported the Panjshir Resistanceball while you are still alive. Still, yuo are gone. I'm sorry. Mashallah you should come back soon, and we'll eat tahdig rice and pomegranates together again!
- Algeriaball - You are after Iraq and Syria the 3rd true Arab Friend (and maybe 5th influential ally!). We both hate Moroccoball
- Armeniaball - Many Armenians living in my clay, we love each other, because we hate Azerbaijanball and love Russiaball. We also share a similar culture and long history.
- Azerbaijanball (Sometimes) - When some people decide to be nice and seek partnership with me and have people move to my clay for traveling. And also when it and Armenia can into peace. Very cultural and historical to my land during ancient times. It was once mine... as we share similar genetics and we are both Shia (but why so irreligious)
- Bangladeshball - Good friend and trade partner. Both we like Indiaball.
- Burundiball - New Anti-Imperialist Friend. But they like burger again, so they left our anti-imperialist alliance.
- Bruneiball - Another Sunni sibling who is really friendly with me.
- ] Belarusball - Like Russia, only smaller.
- Boliviaball - The anti-imperialists are making a comeback again.
- Chinaball - We are trade partners and helping me with sanctions, buying major oil. I trade a lot of my Oil in exchange for prosperity. We both have a secret relationship. Iran can into SCO. Of course, I support you on the Huawei crisis! Go ahead and do anything to piss America off. I can't wait! But maybe slow down when Biden takes Presidency so we can normalize relations with the world. But stop bullying my cousin.
- Cubaball - It is a friend of Russia, and it is also a good friend to me.
- Eritreaball - We get along and its president has visited plenty of times. We have on Common Enemy but I have a question.... why are you friends with Little Satan.
- Ethiopiaball - We have great history and cultural similarities. But the most important thing is: WE SURVIVED WORLD WAR II! We also like Western Saharaball.
- Eurasian Unionball and CSTOball - Might join yuo guys.
- Icelandball - Best western country ever! I love LazyTown! But why do you support Haram?
- Indiaball - Historical neighbor. I rented elephants at any medieval war from it. Buys a lot of oil and made me rich and is also very supportive. But why yuo of vote against my nuclear program? But also a friend of damn PIG! and SATAN JR.!
- Indonesiaball - Best Sunni Sibling. It used to support me when I'm in troubles, and it also (sorta) hates Saudi Arabiaball because it's lying about that 300 Trillion Rupiah...
- Iraqball -
Name stealer and my puppetWe used to be enemies and there was a dispute over Shatt al-Arab waterways but after Saddam was overthrown, we became good friends. One of your generals got assassinated too? Don't worry, we will end that capitalist pig!
- Kazakhbrick, Uzbekistanball, and Kyrgyzstanball - Turkic Friends and Trading Partners! Long live my Central Asian buddies.
- Kuwaitball - My best gulf buddy! We get along well and there are my immigrants coming to your country for jobs and monies. Also we both hate that asshole.
- Lebanonball - Anti-Israel ally. I also love Beirut foods like Falafel.
Let me control you with Hezbollah damnit!
- Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - It was my first freind I made after the 1979 revolution, and it helped me during the Iran-Iraq war. Also he hates Corrupt Imperialist Warlord too! Shame they killed him. Miss you Gaddafi.
- Nicaraguaball - Central American Friend.
- North Koreaball - My Anti-burger friend. It also did not want into Rothschild banks. I hope you are not trying to destroy the world. I consider you a real Korea. North Korea Best Korea!!
- Omanball - I like it, even though it is a monarchy it is one of the only Gulf States to get along with me.
- Pakistanball - We both support Palestinian independence from Israelcube. I am also the first country to recognize it as a sovereign nation. It's the first to be called the "Islamic Republic", but I respect it. But why do you hate my friends Armeniaball and Indiaball and recognize the Zionist Satan's puppet?
- Palestineball - Poor countryball. Don't worry, you will be free soon and we will destroy Satan Jr. together.
- Philippinesball - You are friends of that burger. I once hated you, but I appreciate the fact that you know better not to be in ties with it. We will get along fine, but you have to destroy ISIS filth in your country and I might give info. Thanks for supporting my Nuclear Program back in 2008.
- Polandball - I feel so bad for you, cause you were always invaded by other countries. You are not the only one, that was invaded so much. I was also invaded from other countries for example from Soviet Union and the UK. I also saved its people during WW2 and I did open a Polish school for Polish children. Have a very good 100th birthday my Slavic friend.
- Qatarball - Even tho you forgave Saudi Arabiaball, we are still friends.
- Russiaball - We both are enemies of USAball. We do protect Armenia from Evil Kebabs. We two hate NATO. Russia, I really enjoyed the World Cup you held. I mean, I'm going to train a lot for the next games here in the Middle East (Qatar 2022), I hope to meet you again 4 years from now.
- Serbiaball - Even though it removes kebab, its origins of Serbs living in its clay came from my clay! It also dislikes Turkey and America too, so I like them.
- Sudanball - Thanks for becoming friends again. It also supports my buddy Russia. But why did yuo attack Houthis?
- Syriaball - Is of good anti-imperialist friend, we both hate Satan, Satan Jr. and Their puppet. I help it against parasite. You are a part of my influential empire too!
- Tajikistanball - It is of Iranian just like me despite not bordering me and using a different writing system. We are siblings!
- Turkmenistanball - My sibling! When it is nice to me :D
- Venezuelaball - We two are of biggest exporters of Oil. We both hate this PIG. Also Best South American Friend. But I'm not socialist like it.
- Vietnamball - Good Trading partner and Friend.
- Western Saharaball - I recognize you and support you and Algeriaball against Moroccoball!
- Brazilball - Trade partner, I buy a lot of meat from it. But remove Bolsonaro, he is a Zionist flame patriot who wants to cut ties with me.
- Canadaball - We now have normal relations. One day... We will be friends.. I'm sorry for everything. I will remove you from enemies. Yuo also have EletroBOOM living in yuor clay.
- Cambodiaball - We actually get along together but I defeated you 14-0 HAHAHA!!!!
- Turkeyball - It is okay, cause we both hate Saudi Arabia and Kurdistan, but stop bullying Armenia with Azerbaijan. You must apologize for the genocide you did on Armenians! Thank you for Turkish Youtuber Emre Durmuş, he did a video about me.
- Egyptball - We are neutral on each other, we both have a rich history but it is not the biggest fan of me but it supports me at the UN and is thinking about rebuilding ties with me.
- Franceball - I'm happy to send good oil to you and me to take Car Brands Peugeot, Citroën and Renault from you, thanks for keeping Ayatollah Khomeini when the Western puppet Shah exiled it but you are too friendly with Great Satan. Plus you supported Saddam Hussein in the 1980-88 war! So be careful! You're also a hypocrite you traitor. You support this terrorist Mujahedin who is against me. STOP SUPPORTING THEM!! You also colonized and did genocide on Algerians and banned women wearing niqaab in public!
- Greeceball - NEVER FORGET WHAT YOU BARBARIANS DID TO MY GLORIOUS EMPIRE!!! However in modern times you are considered an ok friend.
- Myanmarball - I used to like you because we are both anti-burger and we are allies of Russiaball and Chinaball. But you are Persecuting the Rohingyas, you dangerous b***h, so watch it!
- Japanball - I actually like you because I enjoyed watching your anime! Please gib more ANIMES plox. But, you're just friend with Great Satan I don't mind anyways. We both have ancient monarchies before republic and history.
- South Koreaball - Thanks to make Teheran road in Seoul. BUT I STILL support and love North Korea. AND WHY DO YOU BAN ME FROM USING MOBILE PHONES IN THE OLYMPICS?
Iranic sibling whom I didn't know existed right next to RussiaSouth Ossetiaball - Although we mutually both like Russiaball, and then it wanted its allies to recognize you and your friend, but one of my former foreign affairs ambassadors said his government cannot into recognizings you but he can into supportings your self-determination in your conflict with Gurgestan because it could cause more conflicts in my clay other than this fucker here. So thanks for the offer but no thanks.
- Artsakhball - Same as South Ossetiaball above but we also both love Armeniaball, the reason why I can't recognize you is because my Azeri population will be mad at me and my current Imam is also an Azeri.
- Pahlavi Iranball - YOU OF THE WORST! YOU PERSECUTED IRANIANS WITH THE HELP OF AMERICA AND ISRAEL! AND YOU EVEN LET BRITAIN EXPLOITING OUR OIL!! DID I ALSO NOT FORGET ABOUT THE COUP OF 1953?! I’M GLAD THAT I FINALLY KILLED YOU FOR GOOD IN 1979, BURN IN HELL!! DOWN WITH MONARCHY!! LONG LIVE THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC!! But we have common enemies.
- The Great Satan - YOUR GOVERNMENT IS SHIT!! YOU ALWAYS CALL ME A TERRORIST AND SAY I HAVE NUKES, YOU HAVE NO PROOF!!! Thus you have more than five thousand nuclear weapons! You fight in Iraqball, Pakistanball, and Syriaball and lol you always finish our work when we are victorious in battles like Iraqball and ISIS! And don't you think I forget the time that You intentionally shot down my Airbus A300!!! Then we are the terrorists!!?? Also fuck off, no matter what president you got I will still hate you!! However we both hate radical jihadist scum and your people are fine, but hey thank you for protecting me from communist…
- Ba'athist Iraqball - This menace failed to anschluss me in 1980, and USAball helped it by giving it weapons. Burn in hell Saddam Hussein, evil pig and Shia killer. Even my parent hates you! ALSO HOW DARE YOU INVADE KUWAIT YOU FUCKING SHIT!! I SUPPORT GREAT SATAN AGAINST YOU IN 1991!!!
- Bahrainball - YOU BELONG TO ME LOSER!!! NOT INDEPENDENT!!! REMOVE BADER AL SAFAR!!!
- Saudi Arabiaball - You fucking scum. If you ever cross my border with your taste of Wahhabism, I will nuke your sad capital city of Riyadh, and you will not see the next daylight. CAPICHE?!
- UAEball - You have fake ice skiing, fake history, and most importantly a puppet of THIS RAT! Screw you my natural beauty is better than yours!
- Azerbaijanball - When some idiots decide to be a jerk and bully Armenia. AND NO I HISTORICALLY CONTROLLED ITS LAND NOT OTTOMANS! What? What are yuo doing with THE LITTLE SATAN! Stop being so nice to it... And South Azerbaijanball is mine. Also why did yuo host a gay parade named Eurovision in 2012??
I tried my best to stop that without telling yuo, but I regret because yuo became closer friends with Satanic cube because of that.
- Cameroonball - Dumb Palestine bullier!
- Djiboutiball - You broke ties with me! Come back here you little Somalia!
- Estoniaball - Yuo also hate me because I'm friends with Russiaball? Also, I know yuo are racist's sibling, so that gave me a reason to hate yuo, but yuo hated Lesser Satan but NO MATTER! ALSO, I'M SORRY I SHOT DOWN yuor friends airplane okay?!
- Hungaryball - Take some Refugees you dumb racist, meanwhile I have over 4 Million Refugees who needs a safe place, also, FLAG STEALER!!!
Satan Jr.Israelcube - Don't forget that our Shah Cyrus the Great helped you Jews out of captivity in Babylon. You heard right, we always treated you guys right, we don't hate Jews, I even had a Hebrew Queen on Old Persian Days, BUT CAN'T YOU JUST STOP BEING A DAMN SCUM???? I will never talk to you, justice must be done. YOU KILLED MY NUCLEAR SCIENTIST!!! I could make an entire essay about why yuo suck!
- Kosovoball - YOU ARE FAKE AND YOU ARE A GODDAMN NATO PUPPET! So you now recognized Zionist and moved your embassy to Jerusalemcube! Well then go to fucking hell!
- Kurdistanball - You may be Iranic just like me but STOP TRYING TO CAUSE ALL THESE SEPARATIST MOVEMENTS!! WE MUST UNITE UNDER THE BANNER OF ISLAM!!
- Moroccoball - Free Western Sahara!
- NATOball - Stop threating me and Russia you stupid terrorist Organization, who don't know what peace is! They never follow that stupid treaty, anyway! Also stop bombing Syrian civilians and Hospitals dumbass. And why don't you fight against ISIS?? Are you scared or what??
- Somaliaball - This ball thinks it can fuck me, but he can forget it. Their country is almost totally destroyed and I've heard they are the poorest country. STOP DESTROYING MY SHIPS YOU PIRATE LOVERS OR I WILL ATTACK yuo. Though it hates the satan it is also the puppet of the THE OIL DRINKER and it is basically a terrorist so... I hate yuo.
The Great Satan 2.0Lesser Satan - YUO SUCK ATHEIST SCUM! I WILL COLLAB WITH USAball AGAINST YUO IN YUOR WAR!
- UKball - Stupid imperialist, will you ever stop being a little sh*t? >:(
Wait yuo like my poetry?
- Austriaball - Oh look, a puppet of USA wants to improve relations with me... Who the f*** do you think you are that wants to improve relationships with me you hypocrite? When you were a part of Nazi Germany you helped to gas Jews and apologized to Israel years later! But In the 80s you supported Saddam Hussein with chemical weapons to gas me but you didn't apologize to me? What's wrong with you? Stay away from me you damn hypocrite and go improve your relationship with Israel and Iraq.
- Austriaball - Look, ich am not of USAball puppet. Ich am not even in NATOball because ich want to remain neutral. Currently my politicians are mostly hypocrites, yes. However, in past Bruno Kreisky did a lot of peace negotiations with Palestineball and he even has a street named after him in Palestine. Do you even know how difficult it is for me? If I support Israelcube the world calls me a zionist and if I support Palestineball the world calls me a nazi. Yes, ich caused two world wars, but nowadays ich can into Dr. Österreich for peace. Also you are welcome in Vienna for nuclear agreement discussions.
- Taiwanball - FAKE CHINA!!! I'M GLAD YOUR DISPUTE WITH MY SIBLING JUST ENDED RIGHT AFTER YOUR SIBLING KICKED YOU OUT!
- Turkmenistanball (sometimes) - My sibling! SOMETIMES When he is NOT NICE TO me... >:(
- 🥂 Alcohol - OH NONONONONO, WORST BEVERAGE EVER, IT'S HARAAM ON ISLAM, SO I PROHIBITED IT FOR MUSLIMS!!!! I allow non-muslims to drink it, BUT STILL I HATE IT!
- 🐷 Pork - WORSE THAN ALCOHOL!
- 🃏 Gambling - This board game is not allowed in Islam, YOU CAN’T EARN MONEY FROM GAMES??!!
The Flag of Iran is a horizontal tricolor with the colors green, white, and red.
The green stands for culture growth, happiness, unity, nature, and the Persian language. White stands for freedom, and the red stands for the blood of those who fought for their country. The pattern on both the green and red strips, are actually the worlds 'allahu akbar' (God is the greatest, but not in a jihadist way), written 11 times on each side, making it 22 times repeated to represent the 22nd of the month of Bahman in the Iranian calendar, which landed on the 11th of February 1979 (Iranian revolution).
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The emblem may look like a sword with a bunch of crescents around it, but in reality, they are really letters forming an overlapping monogram of the Shahada, the declaration of Islam stating there is no god except Allah.
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- Tehranball - My spectacular capital city and biggest City of Iran and the world. This is what a real City should look like.
- South Azerbaijanball - A lot of Azerbaijanis and Turks live here. From this place here are come the best carpets. Ali Khamenei, my Imam is of this ethnicity.
- Sistan and Baluchestanball - Dangerous place, because there are some Terrorists who want independence.
- Khuzestanball - I think you are the hottest place in world, right?
- Kurdestanball - It has some rebel cancer known as PJAK that are trying to get independence from me because of this traitor here Iraqi Kurdistanball.
- Semnanball - It accepts that I can test missiles in its desserts.
- Qomball - Our holy place of Mosques and Russiaball did buy its Airport for 2.8 Mio Euro, that's nice because you've earned some money.
- Ardabilball - I call it Iranian Siberia, because it is one of the coldest place in Iran.
- Isfahanball - One of the cultural city I think?
- Alborzball - I like your Mountains.
- Chahar Mahaal and Bakhtiariball - Why are you so quiet? Show yourself a bit, or let yourself be mindful.
- Razavi Khorasanball - Where many Shias come to the almighty Imam Reza Shrine in Mashhad.
- South Khorasanball - Has a lot of problem with the Taliban at the Afghanistanball Border. But don't worry I do my best to protect it.
- Kermanball - A lot fruits come from here. Pls do more fruits and food for me.
- Kermanshahball - Our most important oil refinery is there. So pls be careful of that Haram Terrorists that they not can stealing it.
- Hormozgānball - You are My second favourite Province (after Tehranball) because your beaches are beautyful and the Cities especially Bandar Abbas and Kish Island.
- Hamadanball - Its Military Base is one of our Important Base, because me and Russiaball fly from there to bomb those ISISball pigs.
- Farsball - Another spectacular City of Iran after Isfahan, Mashhad and Teheran.
- Bushehrball - My Industrial and important Province for Trade. There is also Our Atomic factory that Israelcube planned to attacked it, but never did it, because it have no balls to attacking it...
- Ilamball - Thank yuo for protecting my Border to Iraq and the Cities from those ISISball Terrorist Pigs.
- Kohgiluyeh and Boyer-Ahmadball - I don't have so much contact with it. But btw why do you choose so a hard name??!! Kohgu-Kigugh-Kohguluieh... A dammit.
- Markaziball - Nothing special, but yes...
- Yazdball - How should I call you?! Dschast? Iast?
- Zanjanball - Nothing Special, but it produces a lot of Bread and Wheat, do more for me pls.
- Qazvinball - It builds the Railroads.
- Mazandaranball - Your nature is beautiful, I like it.
- Golestanball - My Turkmenistan, You have also a beautyful Nature.
||Alborzball • Ardabilball • East Azerbaijanball • West Azerbaijanball • Bushehrball • Chahar Mahaal and Bakhtiariball • Farsball • Gilanball • Golestanball • Hormozgānball • Ilamball • Kermanball • Kermanshahball • North Khorasanball • Razavi Khorasanball • South Khorasanball • Khuzestanball • Kohgiluyeh and Boyer-Ahmadball • Kurdistanball • Lorestanball • Markaziball • Mazandaranball • Qazvinball • Qomball • Sistan and Baluchestanball • Tehran Provinceball ( Tehranball) • Yazdball • Zanjanball|
|Historical entities||Migrants from the West • Medesball • Achaemenidball • Parthiaball • Sassanidball • Rashidunball • Umayyadball • Abbasidball • Saffaridball • Samanidball • Ghaznavidsball • Seljukball • Khwarazmianball • Ilkhanateball • Timuridball • Safavidball • Afsharidball • Zandball • Qajarball • Pahlavi Iranball|
|Members||Afghanistanball • Azerbaijanball • Iranball • Kazakhbrick • Kyrgyzstanball • Pakistanball • Tajikistanball • Turkeyball • Turkmenistanball • Uzbekistanball|
|Observers||OICball • Turkic Councilball|