German Empireball

Not to be confused with

Reichtangle.

German Empireball
: Deutsches Kaiserreichkugel

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1871 - 11/09/1918

Es Lebe Der Kaiser!

General information

Government

Federal semi-constituional monarchy (1871-1918)

under a military directorial dictatorship (1916-1918)

Personality

Stronk, Social-Darwinist, imperialist, organized

Language

German

Yiddish (minority)

Polish

French

Lithuanian

Danish

Religion

Christianity

Protestantism
Roman Catholicism

Judaism
Atheism

Relations and opinions

Friends

Austria-Hungaryball

Ottoman Empireball

Kingdom of Bulgariaball

~~Mein true self........~~

Likes

Ironclad, Otto von Bismarck, ~~Mein true self~~,

Its Ka is ers, War (Oh glorious war), ~~HOI4~~

Dislikes

Being blamed fur WW1 (It's Serbiaball's fault), Treaty of Versailles, Socialists, Mein Arschloch Bruder,

Yuo stole mein flag..., Turnips, Losing colonies, REMOVE FRANKREICH YUO IST WURST EUROPEAN!!

Historical information
Preceded by	Succeeded by
North German Confederationball Kingdom of Bavariaball Kingdom of Württembergball Grand Duchy of Badenball Grand Duchy of Hesseball Second French Empireball ( Alsace-Lorraineball only)	Weimar Republicball Free City of Danzigball

Is of importants

Can into space?

Not Yet, Too Old, but my Grand Kids did.

Börk

Kaiser Kaiser / Reich Reich/ ~~Anschluss Anschluss~~

Food

Das sausage, Schlieffen

Status

Dead ~~But Reichtangle still lives through Germanyball~~

“	Heil dir im Siegerkranz, Herrscher des Vaterlands! Heil, Kaiser, dir!	”
	— German Empireball about to sing its anthem for its Kaiser

“	Germany will rise like the past. A glorious empire built to last. Let me tell you this, ain't no mystery. Wilhelm the Great shall go down in history!	”
	— Kaiser Wilhelm II during an intensive rap battle in 1914

“	Our battlefield is no place for that piece of shit God! I think it's time we took over God's work! Us soldiers will take God's place and put his arrogant ass out of a job!	”
	— Tanya von Degurechaff

The German Empireball, or just called the Second Reichball, ~~is actually the countryball that was Reichtangle's base and~~ was Germanyball from 1871 to 1918. Its glory days started from the Unification of Germany in 1871 to the abdication of November 1918, when it became a weaker Federal Republic (Weimar Republicball). It was known for its strong culture, good diplomacy and for being the main antagonist of the First World war. It also used Gas-Weapons, which actually were forbidden.

History[edit | edit source]

Unification (1815-1871)[edit | edit source]

German Stateballs had been divided for centuries, but it was only after the Enlightenment and French Revolutions displayed nationalist ideas for the first time, did a sense of German nationalism begin to inspire the various German stateballs.

Their conquest by Napoleonic Franceball in the Napoleonic Wars had reorganized them into 39 stateballs by the time of the Congress of Vienna in 1815, under German Confederationball to replace the dissolved old HREball's rule.

This new German Confederationball was led by Austrian Empireball and Prussiaball, the two strongest states in the Confederation.

However, as time went by Austrian Empireball's influence waned, and Prussiaball's grew steadily. The 1848 liberal revolutions had the effect of boosting Germanic nationalism and a sense of unity, but Prussiaball was too conservative, so he declined the offer of the crown of a liberal unified Germany.

In 1864 Prussiaball and Austrian Empireball attacked Denmarkball for Schlewsigball and Holsteinball, who were about to be annexed into Denmarkball's dominions despite their German ethnicity.

This cooperation was later dissolved in 1866 when Prussiaball with help from Kingdom of Italyball turned on Austrian Empireball and his satellites, forcing it to cede its hegemony over the German stateballs like Hanoverball, who was annexed into the North German Confederationball in 1867.

Franceball was becoming alarmed at the new tilt of power, so it made an attempt to intervene in the Austro-Prussian Brothers' War which came too late. Then in 1868 it demanded that Spainball not accept a German dynasty to rule it. Tensions erupted after North German Confederationball published an inflammatory telegram (the Ems dispatch) in 1870, provoking Franceball to declare war.

Franceball was overconfident, and got overrun by the German stateballs' armies and defeated at Sedan and Metz. It was in its Palace of Versailles, in 1871 that the South German stateballs were drawn into the union, and German Empireball was proclaimed there.

Bismarckian era, and Kulturkampf (1871-1890)[edit | edit source]

German Empireball knew it had to keep a delicate balance of power in Europe in order to maintain peace towards its new state, so it signed the League of the Three Emperors (Dreikaiserbund) in 1879. Russiaball and Austria-Hungaryball now sided with German Empireball, who drew in Italyball into a 'Triple Alliance' in 1882.

Around this time it began a policy of encouraging Protestantism over Catholicism, making it unpopular with the southern German Stateballs like Bavariaball, who remained autonomous in monarchial governance. Jewcubes in the Reich were also targeted. The policy stifled the growth of democracy in the German Empireball that would lay the foundations for the authoritarian regimes of the next century.

German Empireball also hosted the 1884 Berlin Conference, to divide African clay up amongst the Great Powers, and at a subsequent 1885 Congo Conference voted to give Belgiumball the Congo region. However, in 1888, it had a change of personality and became a brash, saber-rattling brute ~~barburus~~ instead of the suave statesman it was before.

Wilhelmine era; The Arms race and Tensions (1890-1914)[edit | edit source]

Franceball broke out of the quarantine and began to draw closer to British Empireball, culminating in the Entente Cordiale in 1904. This was mainly due to German Empireball's new naval buildups, trying to challenge British Empireball's dominance of the high seas with its fleets.

Its colonial policies caused friction too, with it being able to claim only small pieces of clay. It took Tsingtao from Qing Chinaball forcibly, then it purchased some islands from Spainball in the Pacific, then it was part of the 1900 Expedition in response to the Boxer Rebellion, leading to international outrage from German Empireball's orders to 'take no prisoners', leading to his nickname, 'The Hun'.

When the July Crisis broke out in mid-1914 after Serbiaball shot Austria-Hungaryball's archduke, German Empireball's support of the ailing Empire saw it come into conflict with Serbiaball's ally Russian Empireball, and its ally Franceball, beginning World War I.

The Great War (World War I) (1914-1918)[edit | edit source]

Initially, German Empireball used its Schlieffen Plan; to attack Franceball through Belgiumball and Luxembourgball, bypassing its fortifications and ending up in Parisball, then turning his armies east to fight Russian Empireball, who would take longer to mobilize fully.
However Belgiumball turned out to be more resistant, and British Empireball intervened on the Entente side. German Empireball managed to get through Belgiumball's clay, occupying most of it. As Franceball withdrew its troops from Alsaceball to fight the German Empireball coming through Belgiumball, British Empireball stepped in at the 1st Battle of Mons to defend the corner of Flandersball still held by the Allies. (Ypres Lives!).

Franceball managed to defeat German Empireball at the Miracle of the Marne, stopping its advance at the gates of Parisball. They then raced to the sea, digging entrenched positions along the way, and by November, trenches stretched from Switzerlandball clay to the North Sea.

By 1916, the stalemate had lasted over a year on the Western Front. The opposing belligerents were evenly matched, with occasional charges made. Their fleets jarred at Jutland. As the massive offensives of Verdun and the Somme, at Passchendale and Cambrai saw tens of thousands of casualties on both sides on French soil, the Allies looked to convince USAball to join the war.

German Empireball resuming unrestricted submarine warfare and its 1917 Zimmerman Telegram to Mexicoball resulted in USAball declaring war on it.

At the same time, the exhausted Russian Empireball had a revolution. German Empireball infected it with communism, resulting in a civil war, and Russian SFSRball's signing of the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk in 1918, giving German Empireball tons of new clay and puppet stateballs in the East.

By spring 1918, German Empireball was also exhausted, and the Allied blockade affected the flow of supplies unilaterally. It was now a race to deploy its forces in the East westward before USAball could arrive in full force. It made several great pushes that spring, but they ultimately broke down due to supply overstretch before Amiens.

When USAball arrived, the Allies pushed back relentlessly, breaking through German Empireball's defensive line. Its allies collapsed throughout the next few months, German Empireball was forced to sue for peace, ending the Great War.

A month before its surrender, an uprising happened known as German Revolution of 1918-1919. The Kaiser abdicated, fleeing to the Netherlandsball's clay, and its sibling Weimar Republicball was forced to pay the price for its sibling's defeat in the war, leading to another Great War some 20 years later.

Flag colors[edit | edit source]

	RGB	CMYK	HEX
Black	0, 0, 0	C0-M0-Y0-K100	#000000
White	255, 255, 255	N/A	#FFFFFF
Rich Carmine	220, 20, 60	C0-M91-Y73-K14	#DC143C

How to draw[edit | edit source]

Drawing the German Empire is simple:

Divide the circle shape into three horizontal stripes
Color them black, white and red
Draweyes and you are finished.
~~In others words draw Yemen flag but upside down!~~

Relations[edit | edit source]

Friends[edit | edit source]

Austria-Hungaryball - Slow and clumsy ally. We were enemies in past but we of allied to defeat Franceball and Russian Empireball and Serbiaball.
Ottomanball - My great ally. It was weak at WW1 and unfortunately killed at the end of the war.
Kingdom of Prussiaball - Ich glorious Creator!
Bulgariaball - Fought against the Greeks, Romanians, and Serbs.
Boliviaball - Helped with its money.
Holy Roman Empireball - I miss you! I attempted to resurrect it. I beg, plead, and CRY OUT to God for you to come back! Please! I really miss you! *cries very softly*
Argentinaball - One of my first freunds, ich help its with its army and then it helped me at WW1 giving me supplies. Thank you.
- - I think you are confusing me with the Kaiser, Reichtangle.

Neutral[edit | edit source]

Irelandball - It rebelled against UKball during der Krieg und ich tried to help ut with guns. Sadly that rebellion failed. Nice country who can into alcohol just like me. But it hates imperialism so ANSCHLUSS!!
Kingdom of Polandball - It helped me against Russiaball after I created it, but yuo take my territory when i signed the treaty of versailles. ~~Also Ich Believe Mein Creator und State and mein Kaiser probably hates yuo.~~

Enemies[edit | edit source]

Nazi Germanyball - FUCK YUO. I WAS WRONG TO TRUST YUO AT THE BEGINNING. YUO IS OF BLAMINGS ME FOR LOSING THE GREAT WAR. YUO IS OF WANTINGS TO RESTORE GERMANYS GLORY YET YUO NOT OF WANTINGS TO RESTORE THE KAISER? YUO IS OF THUGS.
- : not my fault yuo is of disappointment who made Germany go to sheiße by letting die Juden backstab yuo. Mein Deutschland will never fall to such weaknesses and we will fulfill in die ost what yuo is only of dreaming of doing. ~~Mein colors come from your flag~~
- : YUO LITTLE SHIT. YUO MADE ME LOSE MY EASTERN CLAY.
YUO
THIS MOTHER F*****
I hate yuo even though yuor tsar is cousin to our kaiser.

DAMN RIFLES
SPEEDBUMP ENEMY
Kingdom of Romaniaball - TRANSILVANIA IS OF THE MAGYARS! LEAVE THEM ALONE! But we can into beings part of Hohenzollern House.
Kingdom of Serbiaball - You started this war and killed the archduke.
Namibiaball - It hates me for "committing genocide" But you were not obeying me!! STOP ASKING ME CHILD FOR REPARATIONS!
Kingdom of Italyball and Mexicoball - WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ALLIES BUT THEN BOTH OF YOU BETRAYED ME! THIS IS WHY I LOST WW1! FICK YOU SO MUCH! BRING IT ON! BOTH SHALL PAY FOR BETRAYING ME! 'Wow... both of you hate each other because your flags are mixed up?
Kingdom of Greeceball - YOU HAD ONE JOB!! AND THAT WAS TO STAY NEUTRAL. WHY YOU MARRY KAISER'S SISTER BUT YOU JOIN TRIPLE ENTENTE?? ~~(It is suffering economically modern day. PAY DEBTS, hahaha)~~
Portugalball - You of irrelevant, but still FICK DICH FOR STEALING MEIN BOATS!!! ~~(It is also suffering economically modern day. PAY DEBTS, hahaha)~~
First Brazilian Republicball - I DON’T CARE FOR YOUR SHIPS!
Denmarkball - How did you get north Schleswig when you didn't even fight the war?
Empire of Japanball - You are of stupid otaku and stealings Qingdaoball from me ~~wich ich rightfully stealings from China~~! YOU EVEN DID WORSE WHEN NAZI-ALLIED WITH YOU!! I SAW YOUR RISE AND DOWNFALL... IT WAS WORSE THAN MINE!
Republic of Chinaball - TRAITOR!! FUCK YUO! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS BUT YUO HELP JAPAN AND DECLARED WAR ON ME!!
Ukrainian People's Republicball - Useless being who was too weak to fight comies alone, so ich had couped it! Jajajajaha!
Australiaball - YOU ICH OF STEALINGS Papua New Guineaball FROM ME!!!
Union of South Africaball - YOU ICH ALSO STEALING Namibiaball FROM ME!!
New Zealandball - LIKE SOUTH AFRIKA AND AUSSIE YUO STOLE Samoaball FROM ME!!!
Belgian Congoball - HOW MANY COLONY STEALERS ARE THERE?!? HOW DARE YOU TAKINGS Rwandaball & Burundiball OF THE ORDERS OF YOUR WEAK PARENT?!?!