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    Icelandball is a British supermarket chain Nordic countryball located in the Atlantic ocean. It does not border any other countryballs due to being an island, but is still relatively close to Greenland-icon.png Greenlandball. It is the safest countryball. Its clay is divided into 8 regionballs, including its capital Reykjavík-icon.png Reykjavíkball located in the southwest, giving it a total area of 103 000 square kilometers, making it the 106th largest countryball in the world. As of 2018, it maintains a population of about 353,070 inhabitants. No, it is not a land of ice, it is a land of geysers.

    Due to being a highly Westernized and developed countryball located in Northwest Europe, Iceland has been able to gain membership in NATO-icon.png NATOball, Arctic Council-icon.png Arctic Councilball, and the Kalmar Union-icon.png Nordic Councilball, as well as the UN-icon.png United Nations like almost every other countryball in the world. Today it is considering to join EU-icon.png EUball though, which might upset its close sibling Norway-icon.png Norwayball

    Icelandball is often seen as a generally friendly countryball and does not have many enemies (or friends outside Scandinavia for that matter). But Icelandball has a tendency to spew (or in some cases fart) ash all over Europe, much to other countries' annoyance. Icelandball also enjoys its small island nation status. Sometimes it watches Europe's problems from afar, usually with popcorn in hand. It likes to stay alone and has one of the smallest populations in the world; being the most sparsely populated country in Europe.

    Its national day is June 17th, and its astrological sign is Gemini. Despite not having a huge population, it manages to dub movies from Disney, Warner Bros, Universal, and Paramount into the Icelandic language. It's also known to have the world's best politics.

    History[edit | edit source]

    Settlement and Foreign Rule[edit | edit source]

    In the 9th and 10th centuries, Vikingball came here and settled down here. In the year 930 AD, Icelandic Commonwealth-icon.png Icelandic Commonwealthball was born. It remained independent for 300 years but was killed by Denmark-icon.png Denmark-Norwayball. It then became Norwegian-Empire-icon.png Kingdom of Norwayball's child until 1814. In 1874, it finally gained full autonomy. In 1914, it regained its independence to some extent but still was in a personal union with Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball.

    World War II and Independence[edit | edit source]

    When Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball fell to Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball, Icelandball was unable to have relations with Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball, and thus decided to declare itself neutral. However, the UK-icon.png UKball was paranoid that Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball would target Icelandball, as it is an important strategic position in the Atlantic, and "invaded" Icelandball. Since Icelandball had no standing military, Icelandball reluctantly agreed to allow Allied forces to "occupy" it, and UK-icon.png UKball posted notices of such "occupation" in broken Icelandic.

    UK-icon.png UKball then handed control of Icelandball to USA-icon.png USAball, who then worked on and laid out much of Icelandball's infrastructure, helping Iceland's later post-war economic boom.

    By 1944, Icelandball decided to declare itself an independent republic.

    Postwar Era[edit | edit source]

    After WWII, it decided to join NATOball, despite having no standing army. Due to modernization efforts and the infrastructure boost during WWII, Icelandball developed extremely rapidly, essentially turning from a Middle-Age country to a fully modern European nation within years. Despite its seemingly excellent economy, in reality, it was in debt and its economy was at risk of falling from even a slight disturbance.

    During the Great Recession, it began to consider joining the EU-icon.png EUball as well, after seeing how fragile its economy was. To make matters worse, a subglacial volcano named Eyjafjallajökull erupted in 2010, spewing large ash clouds and halting air travel in Northern Europe and America.

    However, when it began to make a rapid recovery, it dropped the idea. During the Great Recession, it tried to promote tourism to aid his decimated economy, advertising its landscape and attracting large amounts of tourists. Even today, it is still a very popular tourist destination, we are number one.

    Flag Colors[edit | edit source]

    Main Colors[edit | edit source]

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    USAFA Blue 2, 82, 156 C99-M47-Y0-K39 #02529C
    White 255, 255, 255 C0-M0-Y0-K0 #FFFFFF
    Alizarin Crimson 220, 30, 53 C0-M86-Y76-K14 #DC1E35

    Relationships/Sambönd[edit | edit source]

    Friends/Vinir[edit | edit source]

    • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - 1-1 is an okay football match!
    • Belarus-icon.png Belarusball - A cool three-eyed friend who likes 93.8% of my friends, but stop hurting those protesters!
    • Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball - I love your waffles and you like LazyTown and my fish. Best Western European friend ever. But 2 - 1 never forget!
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - The indigenous people of Canada respects me. He also gibs maple syrup and into Liberal leadership.
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - We like to cooperate. I am helping yuo with yuor renewable enegry sector! But the Hong Kong National Security Law is a violation, and free Uyghurs!
    • Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball - Was of the first country to recognize its independence in 1991!
    • France-icon.png Franceball - I love wine, baguettes, and frog legs.
    • France-icon.png: But vous still drove over 80mph, c'est illégal
    • Greece-icon.png Greeceball - We have baen allies for longest time.
    • India-icon.png Indiaball - Good friend, I was of hoping yuo could be permanent member of UN-icon.png UNball's security council.
    • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - We both can into smogging neighboring countries.
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Has good anime. But please say that Sakhalin-icon.png Sakhalinball and Kurilball is Russia-icon.png Russiaball.
    • Kazakh-icon.png Kazakhbrick,Turkmen-icon.png Turkmenistanball and Uzbek-icon.png Uzbekistanball - Turkic friends from Central Asia.
    • Latvia-icon.png Latviaball - I was of first to recognize yuo.
    • Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball - I support you and Beirut-icon.png Beirutball.
    • Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball - I recognized its restoration of independence first in 1991! Just like how I did with Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball. And a fellow linguistic conservative!
    • Malta-icon.png Maltaball - Mediterranean version of me.
    • Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball - We like to visit each other a lot.
    • Nordicballs - Bræðurinn minn!
      • Gotland-icon.png Gotlandball - Is relatable.
      • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - Buys me stuff from IKEA!
      • Norway-icon.png Norwayball - Also buys me stuff (but might not be from IKEA).
      • Finland-icon.png Finlandball - Also has Good Vodka.
      • Greenland-icon.png Greenlandball - Relative, and we are arctic buddies! Please don't into suicide... But WHY ARE YOU NAMED GREENLAND AND I'M NAMED ICELAND?!! I'M GREEN! NOT YOU!!
      • Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball - Danadjöflar! and I like Bjarki from Subway Surfers!
      • Faroe-icon.png Faroe Islandsball - Relative who loves whaling and fishing too.
    • Oman-icon.png Omanball - It's my friend and it was the first country to recognize me when I into baby.
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - I can into recognize you too!
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - We are of very best friend. We like financing each other. It likes my fish and I like exporting it to them. We have many thing in common, and we love each other culture! He also helpful in Cod War (Although he was Soviet-icon.png USSR at that time)! But can you please stop invading Ukraine-icon.png Úkraína or I will sanction you.
    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - My best Arab friend. It was one of my first recognizers, and supported me ever since then!
    • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - I'm sorry for 3-2, but we're friends!
    • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - Even though USA-icon.png Poland-icon.png UK-icon.png My buddies hate you, you still cool cuz you save me life in cod wars, also we like fish.
    • Spain-icon.png Spainball and Portugal-icon.png Portugalball - þau eru vinur mín because buy my cod.
    • Sri Lanka-icon.png Sri Lankaball - Best South Asian friend. I like it for his tea and flag.
    • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball - Same as Malta, but landlocked and even more neutral.
    • NYC-icon.png: Well, I was hiding in your car because you were fucking up some.

    Neutral/Hlutlaus[edit | edit source]

    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - I don't like you. I still don't like yuo for invading me in 1940. But we're fine.
    • Israel-icon.png Israelball - Stop invading Palestine-icon.png Palestineball and just free him already. But you are in NATO so we’re fine.
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball - Why aren't you jumping at me, that's what you're supposed to do.
    • Italy-icon.png: I MIGHT'A DO IT A'FUCKING LATER
    • Panama-icon.png Panamaball - Get those papers away from me because they cost me to resign. But my citizens are happy. We also made our world cup debuts in 2018.
    • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - HAHA!! 3-2?! I DEFEATED YOU!! Bbut never forget 1627 where you invaded me!
    • UK-icon.png UKball - Get away from my fish. But I still of likings yuo, especially the restaurants... BUT REMOVE COD WARS!!!
    • Poland-icon.png Polandball - Happy 100th anniversary you plumber. I like your pierogis yum yum. But why do you hate Russia-icon.png Russiaball?

    Enemies/Óvinir[edit | edit source]

    • Basque-icon.png Basqueball - That whole Basque-killing law thing, it was like 400 years ago!
    • Albania-icon.png Albaniaball - I lost to yuo?! (4-2)
    • England-icon.png Englandball - HAHAHAHA!! I DEFEATED YOU TOO! (2-1)!! I don't care if I get defeated by France-icon.png France. AND NEVER FORGET THE COD WARS! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
    • Cape Verde-icon.png Cabo Verdeball - Flag stealer!

    Dálkur verstu óvinanna (WORST ENEMIES EVER!)[edit | edit source]

    • Al-Qaeda-icon.png Al-Qaedaball Taliban-icon.png Talibanball - YOU TERRORISTS DON'T ATTACK ME AND MY FRIENDS!!
    • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - Everyone hates it. Don't even come to my clay! And this is coming from someone who invites everyone to the Björk party! Also the same reasoning above.

    Trivia/Smáatriði[edit | edit source]

    • It was first one to use a parliamentery system in the world.
    • Their clay has no Army just like Costa Rica-icon.png Costa Ricaball.
    • They have many Puffins
    • It is safest country in the world.
    • There no McDonalds in their clay, like Zimbabwe-icon.png Zimbabweball.
    • The multinational children's show Lazy Town was filmed in its clay.
    • Its citizens are legally required to know how to swim.
    • It has no Trains in its clay.
    • It was the last place on earth to be settled by humans.
    • Many people from its clay believe in elves and trolls, but this belief is often exaggerated by outsiders.
    • It has longest workweeks in Europe Even me and Germany-icon.png Germanyball have do works.
    • It was formerly hates Beer because Iceland-icon.png Icelandball was banned beer until 1989.
    • Their tourism campaign has made a video mocking Mark Zuckerberg and the Metaverse.
    • Despite her international popularity, Björk is only the 4th bestselling artist in Iceland.

    Gallery[edit | edit source]

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    Click here to see it.

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