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|“||We are number one! HEY!||”|
— Stefán Karl Stefánsson
|“||PLAY JAJA DING DONG!!!||”|
— Olaf Yohansson
Icelandball is a
British supermarket chain Nordic countryball located in the Atlantic ocean. It does not border any other countryballs due to being an island, but is still relatively close to Greenlandball. It is the safest countryball. Its clay is divided into 8 regionballs, including its capital Reykjavíkball located in the southwest, giving it a total area of 103 000 square kilometers, making it the 106th largest countryball in the world. As of 2018, it maintains a population of about 353,070 inhabitants. No, it is not a land of ice, it is a land of geysers.
Due to being a highly Westernized and developed countryball located in Northwest Europe, Iceland has been able to gain membership in NATOball, Arctic Councilball, and the Nordic Councilball, as well as the United Nations like almost every other countryball in the world. Today it is considering to join EUball though, which might upset its close sibling Norwayball
Icelandball is often seen as a generally friendly countryball and does not have many enemies (or friends outside Scandinavia for that matter). But Icelandball has a tendency to spew (or in some cases fart) ash all over Europe, much to other countries' annoyance. Icelandball also enjoys its small island nation status. Sometimes it watches Europe's problems from afar, usually with popcorn in hand. It likes to stay alone and has one of the smallest populations in the world; being the most sparsely populated country in Europe.
Its national day is June 17th, and its astrological sign is Gemini. Despite not having a huge population, it manages to dub movies from Disney, Warner Bros, Universal, and Paramount into the Icelandic language. It's also known to have the world's best politics.
Settlement and Foreign Rule
In the 9th and 10th centuries, Vikingball came here and settled down here. In the year 930 AD, Icelandic Commonwealthball was born. It remained independent for 300 years but was killed by Denmark-Norwayball. It then became Kingdom of Norwayball's child until 1814. In 1874, it finally gained full autonomy. In 1914, it regained its independence to some extent but still was in a personal union with Denmarkball.
World War II and Independence
When Denmarkball fell to Nazi Germanyball, Icelandball was unable to have relations with Denmarkball, and thus decided to declare itself neutral. However, the UKball was paranoid that Nazi Germanyball would target Icelandball, as it is an important strategic position in the Atlantic, and "invaded" Icelandball. Since Icelandball had no standing military, Icelandball reluctantly agreed to allow Allied forces to "occupy" it, and UKball posted notices of such "occupation" in broken Icelandic.
By 1944, Icelandball decided to declare itself an independent republic.
After WWII, it decided to join NATOball, despite having no standing army. Due to modernization efforts and the infrastructure boost during WWII, Icelandball developed extremely rapidly, essentially turning from a Middle-Age country to a fully modern European nation within years. Despite its seemingly excellent economy, in reality, it was in debt and its economy was at risk of falling from even a slight disturbance.
During the Great Recession, it began to consider joining the EUball as well, after seeing how fragile its economy was. To make matters worse, a subglacial volcano named Eyjafjallajökull erupted in 2010, spewing large ash clouds and halting air travel in Northern Europe and America.
However, when it began to make a rapid recovery, it dropped the idea. During the Great Recession, it tried to promote tourism to aid his decimated economy, advertising its landscape and attracting large amounts of tourists. Even today, it is still a very popular tourist destination, we are number one.
On 13 June 2023, Disney Primos' intro was released with racist content such as no "Oigan Primos". The intro was recieved criticism including Latin Americans. This caused Canada to mobilise The Casagrandes characters at time of Primos premiere on 19 January 2024. Reykjavík-Hanoi hotline was set up and became active shortly after intro release.
On 19 January 2024, Disney Primos premieres and Reykjavík-Hanoi hotline will be used. At the same time, Justin Trudeau drafts The Casagrandes into Primos to cancel the show.
As of 26 August 2023, Iceland never has and doesn't have Nickelodeon (Nick) to let The Loud House premiere and the country survives the show.
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- Argentinaball - 1-1 is an okay football match! We both hate Disney Primos because Primos is racist!
- Belgiumball - I love your waffles and you like LazyTown and my fish. Best Western European friend ever. But 2 - 1 never forget!
- Canadaball - The indigenous people of Canada respects me. He also gibs maple syrup and into Liberal leadership. You are drafting The Owl House, Amphibia and The Ghost and Molly McGee characters including Anne Boonchuy, Luz Noceda and Molly McGee into Disney Primos to cancel Primos!
- Chinaball - We like to cooperate. I am helping yuo with yuor renewable enegry sector! But the Hong Kong National Security Law is a violation, and free Uyghurs!
- Estoniaball - Was of the first country to recognize its independence in 1991!
- Franceball - I love wine, baguettes, and frog legs.
- Greeceball - We have baen allies for longest time.
- Indiaball - Good friend, I was of hoping yuo could be permanent member of UNball's security council.
- Indonesiaball - We both can into smogging neighboring countries.
- Japanball - Has good anime. Sakhalinball and Kurilball are Russiaball now.
- Kazakhbrick, Turkmenistanball and Uzbekistanball - Turkic friends from Central Asia.
- Latviaball - I was of first to recognize yuo.
- Lebanonball - I support you and Beirutball.
- Lithuaniaball - I recognized its restoration of independence first in 1991! Just like how I did with Estoniaball. And a fellow linguistic conservative!
- Maltaball - Mediterranean version of me.
- Mexicoball - We like to visit each other a lot. We both hate Disney Primos too!
- Nordicballs - Bræðurinn minn!
- Gotlandball - Is relatable.
- Swedenball - Buys me stuff from IKEA!
- Norwayball - Also buys me stuff (but might not be from IKEA).
- Finlandball - Also has Good Vodka.
- Greenlandball - Relative, and we are arctic buddies! Please don't into suicide... But WHY ARE YOU NAMED GREENLAND AND I'M NAMED ICELAND?!! I'M GREEN! NOT YOU!!
- Denmarkball - Danadjöflar! and I like Bjarki from Subway Surfers!
- Faroe Islandsball - Relative who loves whaling and fishing too.
- Omanball - It's my friend and it was the first country to recognize me when I into baby.
- Palestineball - I can into recognize you too!
- Saudi Arabiaball - My best Arab friend. It was one of my first recognizers, and supported me ever since then!
- South Koreaball - I'm sorry for 3-2, but we're friends!
- Soviet Unionball - Even though My buddies hate you, you still cool cuz you save me life in cod wars, also we like fish.
- Spainball and Portugalball - þau eru vinur mín because buy my cod.
- Sri Lankaball - Best South Asian friend. I like it for his tea and flag.
- Switzerlandball - Same as Malta, but landlocked and even more neutral.
- USAball - We like each other. YOUR TOURISTS ALWAYS VISITEÐ MY CLAY A LOT AND IT WILL BOOST MY ECONOMY IT'S VERY IMPORTANT! THANK YOU! ALSO CONGRATS FOR YOUR NEW PRESIDENT BUDDY!! HOPE WE CAN HAVE BETTER RELATIONSHIP!! But sadly COVID-19 ruined my economy...
- New York Cityball - AHLEEEX ÐEEE LIEOON, VAWT ÐA HELL ARE YOU ÐOOIN IN MAYH KAWR??
- Vietnamball - My best Southeast Asian and ASEAN friend. You recognized me when I into baby.
Firelandball- I mean, why the hell not?
- Germanyball - I don't like you. I still don't like yuo for invading me in 1940. But we're fine.
- Israelball - Stop invading Palestineball and just free him already. But you are in NATO so we’re fine.
- Italyball - Why aren't you jumping at me, that's what you're supposed to do.
- Panamaball - Get those papers away from me because they cost me to resign. But my citizens are happy. We also made our world cup debuts in 2018.
- Turkeyball - HAHA!! 3-2?! I DEFEATED YOU!! You created The Loud House & Casagrandes for countries around the world, But I survive The Loud House. never forget 1627 where you invaded me!
- UKball - Get away from my fish. But I still of likings yuo, especially the restaurants... BUT REMOVE COD WARS!!!
- Polandball - Happy 100th anniversary you plumber. I like your pierogis yum yum, hey and also many Poles living in my clay :)
- Basqueball - That whole Basque-killing law thing, it was like 400 years ago!
- Albaniaball - I lost to yuo?! (4-2)
- Englandball - HAHAHAHA!! I DEFEATED YOU TOO! (2-1)!! I don't care if I get defeated by France. AND NEVER FORGET THE COD WARS! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
- Cabo Verdeball - Flag stealer!
- Russiaball - YOU NEOFASCIST PIECE OF CRAP! STOP INVADING UKRAINE! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS! REMOVE PUTIN! CRIMEA IS UKRAINE!!!
- Belarusball - You are a puppet of Vladimir Putin! RESIGN LUKASHENKO NOW! But i like your potatoes
Dálkur verstu óvinanna (WORST ENEMIES EVER!)
- Al-Qaedaball Talibanball - YOU TERRORISTS DON'T ATTACK ME AND MY FRIENDS!!
- ISISball - Everyone hates it. Don't even come to my clay! And this is coming from someone who invites everyone to the Björk party! Also the same reasoning above.
- Thailandball - You created your racist show Disney Primos and Primos is racist! I detect the racist Disney show and Canadaball mobilises Owlphibia and The Ghost and Molly McGee characters into the racist show, so he and I hate the show.
- It was first one to use a parliamentery system in the world.
- Their clay has no Army just like Costa Ricaball.
- They have many Puffins
- It is safest country in the world.
- There no McDonalds in their clay, like Zimbabweball.
- The multinational children's show Lazy Town was filmed in its clay.
- Its citizens are legally required to know how to swim.
- It has no Trains in its clay.
- It was the last place on earth to be settled by humans.
- Many people from its clay believe in elves and trolls, but this belief is often exaggerated by outsiders.
- It has longest workweeks in Europe
Even me and Germanyball have do works.
- It was formerly hates Beer because Icelandball was banned beer until 1989.
- Their tourism campaign has made a video mocking Mark Zuckerberg and the Metaverse.
- Despite her international popularity, Björk is only the 4th bestselling artist in Iceland.
- It has no Nickelodeon or There is no Nick in their clay either.
- Their clay survives The Loud House even without Nickelodeon (Nick).
- Disney Primos is also racist towards Icelanders.
|Regions||Reykjavíkball • Southern Peninsulaball • Western Regionball • Westfjordsball • Northwestern Regionball • Northeastern Regionball • Eastern Regionball • Southern Regionball|
|Localities||*Most of them are underpopulated, but the capitalball of Icelandball Reykjavíkball is exempted from the population gentrification project of the wiki.|
|Former entities||Migrants that crossed the ocean (its clay was totally uninhabited before the Viking Age) • Icelandic Commonwealthball • Kalmar Unionball • Norwegian Icelandball • Danish Icelandball • Kingdom of Icelandball|
|BLANDA UPP!!! Nordics STRONK! Long Live Kalmar!|
|Countries|| Denmarkball ( Faroeball • Greenlandball) • |
|Historic entities||Kalmar Unionball • Sweden-Norwayball • Denmark-Norwayball|
|Cannot into Nordic||Estoniaball • Latviaball • Lithuaniaball|
|_||There is no evidence that Vikings wore horns on their helmets; this would have been highly impractical in battle. In fact, the image of Vikings wearing horned helmets stems from the scenography of an 1876 production of the Der Ring des Nibelungen opera cycle by Richard Wagner.|
|Members||Canadaball • Denmarkball ( Faroe Islandsball • Greenlandball) • Finlandball • Icelandball • Norwayball ( Svalbardball) • Russiaball • Swedenball • USAball ( Alaskaball)|
|Observers||Germanyball • Netherlandsball • Polandball • UKball • Franceball • Spainball • Chinaball • Indiaball • Italyball • Japanball • Tringapore • South Koreaball • Switzerlandball • Irelandball|
|Founders||Belgiumball • Canadaball • Denmarkball • Franceball • Icelandball • Italyball • Luxembourgball • Netherlandsball • Norwayball • Portugalball • UKball • USAball|
|Joined during the Cold War|| Greeceball • Türkiyeball
|Joined after the Cold War
|| Czechiaball • Hungaryball • Polandball
|Accession Protocol Signed||Swedenball|
|Membership Action Plan||Bosnia and Herzegovinaball|
|Intensified Dialogue||Georgiaball • Ukraineball|
|Individual Partnership Action Plan||Azerbaijanball • Armeniaball • Kazakhstanbrick • Moldovaball • Serbiaball|
|Japanball • South Koreaball • Israelcube • Australiaball • Taiwanball • New Zealandball • Moroccoball • Philippinesball • Brazilball • Indiaball|