| “ | Selam alejkum, selam alejkum! Merhaba, merhaba! |
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—
 Samir Bureković |
| “ | Helikopter Helikopter! |
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—
Fazlija |
Bosnia and Herzegovinaball is a legendary kebab defender helikopter helikopter a Slavic countryball in the Balkan Peninsula, which is in Southeastern Europe. It is bordered by 
Croatiaball to the north and west, the Mediterranean to the south, 
Serbiaball to the east, 
Montenegroball to the south and southeast, and is located just north across the Mediterranean from 
Italyball. It can into making robots since their robot won robot olympics.
The countryball is divided into two separate entityballs and one districtball, being the Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovinaball, 
Republika Srpskaball and the Brčko Districtball, giving it a total area of 19,741 square miles (51,129 square kilometers), making it the 125th largest countryball in the world. As of 2018, it has a population of about 3.502 million inhabitants.
History[edit | edit source]
Bosniaball has a history full of wars and conflicts. (you know how the Balkans go....)
Early history[edit | edit source]
At first, 
Banate of Bosniaball was hiding in the mountains and nobody could find it, so it created its kingdom and its own religion called "Church of Bosnia" (a.k.a. Bogomil) because 
Catholics and 
Orthodox were too boring. At its peak, Bosnia was biggest and most influental kingdom in the Balkans. It was able to maintain its clay and power until 
Ottomanball found where it lives and made it kebab.
Austria-Hungary and WWI[edit | edit source]
After some time, Bosnia got angry at Ottomanball, so it started to fight for its independence. At the end, Bosniaball won and gained independence, but was too weak, so Serbiaball offered Bosnia to join him, but Bosnia refused and decided to join 
Austria-Hungaryball. That made Serbiaball angry so it came to Bosnia while Austria-Hungaryball was visiting it and shot it, starting WWI. After WWI, Bosnia was forced to join 
Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball.
WWII[edit | edit source]
In 1941, during WWII, 
Nazi Germanyball invaded Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball and made 
Independent State of Croatiaball and forced Bosnia to be part of it. Then, 
Yugoslaviaball freed Bosnia from the Nazis and Bosnia accepted to be part of it.
Independence[edit | edit source]
A few decades passed and Yugoslaviaball turned into a piece of shit so Bosnia escaped from it together with Croatiaball, 
Sloveniaball, and 
Macedoniaball.
Bosnian War[edit | edit source]
1992[edit | edit source]
In 1992, its sibling Serbiaball (
SR Serbiaball at the time) and its child Republic Srpskaball started hating it because it could into independence. Its sibling used parent's army and supplied its child with weapons.
When it became independent on March 1st, Republic Srpskaball barricaded 
Sarajevoball. It and its child quickly started getting involved in street fighting. It had its paramilitary, the Zelene Beretke, and Republic Srpskaball had its own paramilitaries. On the 4th of April, they invaded 
Bijeljinaball and conquered it.
Later, on the 9th of April, they invaded Zvornikball and conquered it. On the 5th of April, they started shelling Sarajevoball. The territory that Republic Srpskaball occupied created a Bosniak enclave that contained towns such as Goražde, Foča, Srebrenicaball, and Žepa. Foča was conquered on the 28th of April. On the 2nd of May, Serbiaball and Republic Srpskaball started conquering Sarajevoball.
Bosniaball was in a bad situation. In October, it started a conflict against Croatiaball and its child 
Herzeg-Bosniaball.
Its child started conquering its clay, and its sibling supplied it with weapons, but luckily with good strategy and shipments from 
NATOball and 
Iranball, Bosniaball won the war. Serbiaball retired from the war after losing.
1993[edit | edit source]
In early January, 
UNball made a plan on how to partition its clay into ethnic divisions. Everyone accepted the agreement (Croatiaball, Herzeg-Bosniaball, Bosnia and Herzegovinaball, Republic Srpskaball, and 
Serbia and Montenegroball).
However, when Republic Srpskaball returned home in Pale, it changed its mind, although its parent told it to accept it. Herzeg-Bosniaball started hurting it a lot. Its own child betrayed it by cooperating with Republic Srpskaball and Herzeg-Bosniaball.
Its child was 
AP Western Bosniaball. NATOball and Iranball helped it by fighting Republic Srpskaball in Operation Deny Flight.
1994[edit | edit source]
Croatiaball and its child made peace with it by signing the Washington Agreement. When they made peace, they made their own federation (
Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovinaball) and we could now be focused on removing Republic Srpskaball.
Denmarkball helped me with the operation Bøllebank and removed Republic Srpskaball around Tuzlaball. It removed its child, and Republic Srpskaball wanted to reanimate it, but it was interrupted by it and Croatiaball in 1995 by the Operation Storm.
1995[edit | edit source]
It and Croatiaball removed Republic Srpskaball from Western Bosnia. Republic Srpskaball conquered Žepaball and Srebrenicaball and committed genocide against it there.
After that, NATOball started bombarding Republic Srpskaball. It then conquered many towns in Bosnian Krajina. Then everyone started negotiating and the Dayton Agreement became a success and peace was brought back into its clay.
Nowadays its clay composed of 3 main administrave divisions, Croatians and Bosniaks in Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovinaball, Srpska Republicball who is mainly Serbs and is of VERY rebellious, and autonomous, slightly Bosniak-majority 
Brčko Districtball. Unlike other countryballs, it has 3 president posts representing Serbs, Croats, and Bosniaks, and is overseen by 
special advisorballs.
Flag Colors[edit | edit source]
Main Colors[edit | edit source]
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Phthalo Blue | 0, 20, 137 | C100-M87-Y0-K20 | #001489 | |
| Cyber Yellow | 255, 205, 0 | C0-M10-Y98-K0 | #FFCD00 | |
| White | 255, 255, 255 | N/A | #FFFFFF | |
Relationships (Odnosi)[edit | edit source]
Friends (Prijatelji)[edit | edit source]
Albaniaball - Good Muslim friend! But my burek is of better! We both suffered the wrath of fucking kebab remover and we love old German cars. Defend Shqip! I was considering recognizing Kosovo but there is always Serbiaball.
Austriaball - You are one of my best friends! I like you a lot.
Sandžakball - My old clay that 
Serbiaball took away from me and split with Montenegro! Montenegro wanted to give me his part of Sandžak back but Serbiaball fucking talked him out of it! But don't worry, I'll take you back! SANDŽAK JE BOSNA!
Polandball - Happy 100th birthday my sibling! You are my very good friend! It also supports my entry in the NATO and EU.
Brazilball - We don't have of much relations, but it not want to remove kebab, and it is an excellent provider of coffee and both of we love football and dancing!
Bulgariaball - My sibling recognized me as an independent country! Also we have overall good relations also because it is not so crazy like my other siblings in the Balkans.
Canadaball - It's of very friendly, also, an excellent provider of jobs.
Denmarkball - It helpings me remove 
Republic Srpskaball back in 1994. It also accepted 20,000 refugees.
EUball and 
NATOball - Helped me during the Yugoslav Wars, and also most of its members recognize the Bosnian Genocide. Hopefully I can join yuo guys in the future.
Germanyball - Friends cause it has lots of money. Half of my population is working in your country.
Hungaryball - Apart from the fact that it occasionally acts like Trump and that its border officials are the biggest pain in the ass I have witnessed, we get along really well and intermarriages do happen ocassionally (especially if we bump into each other while working in Austriaball or Vojvodinaball, where many of my Serbs live). Also, a fair number of my students have been going there to study in English, which is nice. Also, hats off to 1956, which took some balls.
Italyball and 
San Marinoball - Favoritings of my middle school sightseeing!
Japanball - It gibs a many bus and is a very good tourist and friend.
Malaysiaball - A lot of my engineer students of going there. Also during the war, it and 
USA with help of NATO and 
UN to defend me against Serbia with their 
Chetniks and Srpska shitfacks.
Indonesiaball - Thanks Soeharto for visiting me and building a mosque here during Bosnian war. Fellow kebab defender.
Sloveniaball - The richest sibling, helps me out.
Croatiaball - My best sibling. It won 2nd place in World Cup and I'm proud of it.BUT NEVER FORGET 1993.YOU HELPED THIS 
Ustashas TO STOLE MY CLAY! But you still my best friend.
Turkeyball - Probably best friends for now because Turkey is the only one who understands me, It gib aid and many of Bosniaks worked there. Also it's the origin of Kebab. IF SOMEONE SAYS BALKAN HATES TURKEY I WILL COME AND SAY NOPE!
Yugoslaviaball - Ah, the good old days when Tito was alive.
Palestineball - you might be kebab but yuo cannot be considered a Kebab Defender until you support the independence of Kosovoball 
Greeceball - My friend that wants some money from EU just like me, even if you helped Serbiaball against me, but you still helped me to recover so I like you.
Ukraineball - I support you against Russia.- Egyptball - Fellow muslim, also pyramid brothers.
- Chinaball - Trading partner and an investor but please stop bullying Xinjiangball.
- Iranball - Persian friend, we have good relations and supported me in Bosnian War.
- Libyaball, Somaliaball, Syriaball, Iraqball & Yemenball - Muslim friends that are shattered by the war, I hope you all recover soon!
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Neutral (Neutralan)[edit | edit source]
Finlandball - Well we don't have a much relations but it's okay to me.
Israelcube - I recognize you and all but be nicer to Kebab- USAball - Friend... Sort of...
- Ustashas - Son of a bitch! Herzegovina isn't yours but thank yuo for helping against this bitch .
New Zealandball - Sorry, I did not stole Tokelau's flag, It was Tokelau (Prove it)
UKball - My second western best friend after USAball.- Kosovoball - We gave good diplomatic relationship and I support you. You also support Sandžak je Bosna so all good. I want to recognize you but Republika Srpskaball is threatning to leave and start war again so I have to keep you in neutrals.
- Republika Srpskaball - Complicated, alot to say atleast. Well you're still not bad since you apologized for the massacre you've done. We both atleast live in good conditions. I STILL REMEMBER THE ATTROCITIES YOU STILL HAD DONE!!! 1995 WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!! CONTROL YOUR CHANCELLOR BECAUSE HE IS MAKING LIES OVER ME!!!
North Koreaball - I don't know much about you except that you are twin brother of South Korea and that you are anti-capitalist, we don't have any problems, so we are ok. Btw your former leader's grandson studied in my country.
Indiaball - You aren't bad but Kashmir belongs to Pakistan!
Enemies (Neprijatelji)[edit | edit source]
ISISball - NEVER FORGET WHAT YUO DID TO MOSTAR AND SARAJEVO YOU TERRORIST DICKHEAD, I SEND SOME SOLDIERS AND GUNS TO MY FRIENDS SYRIA AND IRAQ TO DEFEAT YOU, ASSHOLE!
Tokelauball - YOU STUPID IDIOT, I WAS THE FIRST TO CHANGE MY FLAG IN 1998 AND YUO STOLE MY FLAG IN 2007! You also stealings my flag.
Ottoman Empireball - I HATE YOU SO MUCH! YOU DESTROYED MY RICH AND GLORIOUS KINGDOM, AND YOU TURNED ME INTO A KEBAB! BURN IN HELL!! But I like your child Turkeyball.
How to draw[edit | edit source]
Drawing Bosnia and Herzegovinaball is moderately simple.
- Draw a basic circle with blue
- Draw a yellow triangle
- Draw white stars next to yellow triangle
- Add eyes and your done!
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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