| “ | FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME! | ” |
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 Englandball |
| “ | You is of aristocrat! | ” |
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 Japan about England |
| “ | NO, I'M NOT ALL OF THE UNITED KINGDOM! | ” |
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Englandball |
| “ | England is not the jewelled isle of Shakespeare's much-quoted message, nor is it the inferno depicted by  Dr Goebbels. More than either it resembles a family, a rather stuffy Victorian family, with not many black sheep in it but with all its cupboards bursting with skeletons. It has rich relations who have to be kow-towed to and poor relations who are horribly sat upon, and there is a deep conspiracy of silence about the source of the family income. It is a family in which the young are generally thwarted and most of the power is in the hands of irresponsible uncles and bedridden aunts. Still, it is a family. It has its private language and its common memories, and at the approach of an enemy it closes its ranks. A family with the wrong members in control - that, perhaps is as near as one can come to describing England in a phrase.
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George Orwell, Why I Write |
Englandball is all of the one of three constituent countries of 
United Kingdom the UKball, and is also the main part of said Countryball, given how it is larger, more populated, and richer than 
Scotlandball and 
Walesball.
It is a part of the island (which is technically an archipelago due to islands like 
Orkneyball) of Great Britain (which composes of Englandball, Scotlandball, and Walesball) as well as the old Roman territory of Britannia or Britain as the landmass is (though most don't know and think that Britain and Great Britain are the same) called (composing of Englandball and Walesball). Great Britain/Britain is by some mistaken countries (in particular 
Americaball, who doesn't even know the difference between Great Britain, Englandball and UKball) though this isn't true so Great Britainball and Britainball are geographical locationballs (like 
Siberiaball). It is also in a little known and generically named legal union called England and Wales, which is composed of (surprise surprise) Englandball and Walesball.
Englandball has been the long-suffering neighbour of Scotlandball, 
Irelandball, and 
Franceball while Walesball is its plaything for when it gets tired of playing with others.
While Scottish independence is dying, the independence movement in Englandball is rising due to its frustration of lacking a parliament. In reality, it would rather stay in UKball but very much wants a parliament.
Like how Scotlandball has William Wallace, Englandball also has its own 
Celtic hero named Boudicca.
History
Before 927, Englandball wasn't a united entity but instead a mix of different 
Angleball and 
Saxonball petty kingdoms. After 866 there was a period of 
Danish vassalization called Danelawball. In 1066, 
Duchy of Normandyball conquered the 
Kingdom of Englandball and installed a new leader.
England got involved in the religious wars between the Protestants and the Catholics. In 1547, Henry VIII passed away which eventually lead to Bloody Mary come on the throne. She slaughtered protestants. This made the people unhappy and Elizabeth I came to the throne where it killed a few Catholics because they were causing problems. She had a few wars against Spanish Empireball. In those wars, Spain's armada was destroyed by a heavy storm but then it launched its own armada which also failed. She executed Mary, Queen of Scots in 1587 which made Spanish Empireball even more unhappy. Then, it founded the East India company in 1600, just before it died in 1603. As it never married and had no biological children, it left the throne to the king of Scotland, James, who became James VI of Scotland and James I of England. In the following years, England secures his grip on North America, which would lead to future conflicts with rival empires.
The moment when England became a region is in 1707, with the Acts of Union, where 
Kingdom of Scotlandball and Kingdom of Englandball joined into UKball, signed by Queen Anne.
During the Brexit referendum, many people in it and Wales didn't really know what the EU was and were lied to about the effects of leaving it. While Scotland and Northern Ireland knew more about what the EU was and were safe from these lies, poor England and Wales fell for them. Both then regretted it after doing research but now that the EU is going to ruin the internet, all four of them are contemplating leaving. That is at least until this is sorted out.
Flag Colors
| Colour Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| White | 255, 255, 255 | N/A | #FFFFFF | |
| Lava | 200, 16, 46 | C0-M92-Y77-K22 | #C8102E | |
Personality
Englandball is hot-blooded and full of self-confidence, like your typical Shōnen protagonist. It is fond of sarcastic one-liners, which 
its brothers find extremely irritating. Whenever its brothers chide it for its sarcasm, Englandball's responses boil down to "sarcasm is the highest form of intellect" or "honesty is the greatest virtue". Englandball is capable of great compassion and selflessness, although it does find it funny to be a troll every now and then. It wishes to break off from UKball and it could be seen as more than just the part of UKball that matters. Out of all its sub-countries, UKball by far finds Englandball the hardest to control.
Despite its sarcastic and occasionally egotistical demeanour, Englandball does possess a shred of humility deep down. For all its claims that Englandball is the best, it does have a genuine fondness and cultural appreciation for its fellow 
Anglo-nations — even if it finds their accents a little irritating.
Counties
Bedfordshireball
Berkshireball
Bristolball
Buckinghamshireball
Cambridgeshireball
Cheshireball
Cornwallball
County Durhamball
Cumbriaball
Derbyshireball
Devonball
Dorsetball
East Sussexball
Gloucestershireball
Greater London
Greater Manchester
Hampshireball
Herefordshireball
Hertfordshireball
Norfolkball
Suffolkball
Yorkshireball
Relationships
Friends
Portugalball - Teacup!! My Darling! I love you! We've been very close since 1386! We've never been to war against each other, actually, it has always been by my side in all wars! I protected its from 
Idiot French in the Napoleonic Era. You'll always be my best friend and spouse!
Walesball - My sibling but we're both Romans in Britain.
Real Georgias - We both hate 
that idiot for stealing our identity.
Brazilball and 
Ukraineball - 7-1 Friends! Also, we stand with Ukraine!
Italyball - It's friends with UK so it's obvious we were going to be friends too. BUT IT BEAT ME IN THE EURO FINAL ON PENALTIES AT WEMBLEY! NEVER FORGET! REMOVE DONNARUMMA!!!
Nordic Bros - Best friends now BUT I'LL NEVER FORGET THE VIKINGS!!!
Japanball - Nobody draws busty women better than them and I make quite a few to go with that...
Vaudball - We both likings Charlie Chaplin, He stayed in their clay
Estelíball - Thanks for stealing 
Hungaryball's flag and 
his sibling's name. That's what it deserves for knocking me out by 7-1 in football!
Romaniaball - We both hate Hungaryball as it is your rival and arch-nemesis.
Neutral
UKball - Why no parliament, you bl**dy parliament thief! Give me my independence! Or just a parliament and I'll be fine... but I'm English.
Scotlandball - Sibling. Why don't I get a parliament like you? Also, stop your separatism (then we can be friends). But please dump Hungaryball out of next summer Euro 2024.
Northern Irelandball - My youngest sibling (?), they're so retarded only parent and their 
sibling can understand it. Also, stop with your "fleg" crap! You will never get a flag, and you will never unite with your sibling, as we are the UNITED Kingdom, not the DIVIDED Kingdom!- Irelandball - Thinks starving them was my intention. Relies on me very much though.
Spainball - 1588 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE, YOUR ARMADA SUCKS. Now instead of being rivals as empires, they are my enemy in football. But now we kind of get along. I think them and parent are together.- Franceball - STOP INSULTING ME. But we were allies in WW2 so we are okay.
Roanoke Colonyball - My long lost child, no one knows where it is, and if it's even alive. If I only could go back in time to save you...
New Englandball - Long lost sibling, but a name stealer. Even though I was the one that named you.
EUball - Look I can't stay with you if you put in these upload filter laws,(afæran) I first regretted Brexit but now that your doing this I just can't be a part of you for now. I'll return when you repeal this law but for now, I must leave. I hope you can survive that law.
Australiaball - I don't know much about you, but that accent of yours does make me chuckle.
Canadaball - Love Ryan Reynolds; don't like those crappy Flash cartoons you keep putting on my TV channels.
Abkhaziaball and 
South Ossetiaball - At least we have a common enemy...
North Macedoniaball - Don't really hate it, but TAKE 8-0 IN THE WOMEN'S QUALIFIERS, SUNNY JIM! IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING, FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME! TAH TAH!
Russiaball - GET THE ACTUAL F*CK OUT OF UKRAINE RIGHT NOW! YOU'LL NEVER ACHIEVE YOUR 
GLORY DAYS, SO DON'T EVEN TRY!!! Except with that common enemy of ours, you can f*ck 'em up for all I care.
- : Да, after Ukraine, I might try to retake your flag stealer next.
- : YOU'RE SIDING WITH ENGLAND AFTER THEY CALLED ME A FLAG STEALER!?
- : Yes. They're far more well known, and people don't think of a state when they hear England's name!
- : Think about New England!
- : That's a region, not a state, you cyka!
Enemies
Sealandball - YOU DON'T HAVE ANY LAND, IT TAKES A FEW HELICOPTERS AND BOATS JUST TO “INVADE” YOU! But don’t tell anyone that I recognize you, it will be embarrassing if you will.- Georgiaball - F*CKING FLAG STEALER! I DON'T CARE IF WE BOTH HATE VODKA, YOU JUST ADDED MORE CROSSES TO MAKE YOURSELF ORIGINAL! RUSSIA CAN KILL YOU FOR ALL I CARE!
- : You made yourself original by removing the "extra" crosses I have, plus I'm centuries older than you.
Genoaball - Flag Stealer #2- Hungaryball - This European countryball knocked out by 7-1! REMOVE GOLDEN TEAM, 1954 NEVER FORGET!!! ALSO, 68 YEARS LATER, IT DEFEATED ME AGAIN BY 4-0! YOU ARE 100% MONGOL, 100% BOZGOR, 100% HUNGRY, AND 100% SLAV! I'M NOW GOING TO SING THE TREATY OF TRIANON IN FRONT OF YOU! I HOPE MY SIBLING KNOCKS YOU OUT OF EURO 2024!
- Estoniaball - Hungaryball's sibling. You will never into a Nordics!!!
Uralball - Hungaryball and Estoniaball's Parent. Remove Uralic!!
Polandball - Go back to cleaning your toilet!! You are also Hungaryball's friend so Remove Kurwa!!! And also, unhappy 100th birthday to you!!
Austriaball - Hungaryball's spouse. Remove Vienna!!
Mexicoball - YOUR TEAM IS WEAK IN MANY TIMES IN WORLD CUP AND ALSO I DEFEATING YOU IN 8-0 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Icelandball - NEVER FORGET 2-1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT LEAST YOU GOT DEFEATED BY FRANCE 5-2!!! HAHAHAHA!!! AND GIVE ME MY FISH BACK YOU BLOODY FOOL!!! ALSO ONE OF OUR FROZEN FOOD STORE CHAINS STOLE YOUR NAME!!! DESERVED!!!
Germanyball (in Football) - HAHAHAAAAA, SUCK IT GERMANY! 2-0 NEVER FORGET!!!! YOUR TEAM SUCKS ARSE! BLOODY HELL, YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE AN EASY SHOT THAT COULD HAVE CHANGED THE GAME! IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING, FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME! TAH TAH, EUROB*TCH! 
Croatiaball (in football) - YOU! HOW DARE YOU BEAT ME IN THE SEMIFINAL 2018? 11TH OF JULY, 2018 WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! I'M GLAD FRANCE BEAT YOU
How to draw
Drawing Englandball is very simple:
- Draw the basic circle shape
- Draw a red cross
- Draw the eyes and you've finished.
- Optional: bowler hat, umbrella, monocle
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