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    FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME!
     
    — Englandball
    You is of aristocrat!
     
    — Japan about England
    NO, I'M NOT ALL OF THE UNITED KINGDOM!
     
    — Englandball

    Englandball is one of the most dangerous football teams in the Euro/World Cup three constituent countries of UK-icon.png the UKball, and is also the main part of said Countryball,given how it is larger, more populated, and richer than Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball and Wales-icon.png Walesball.

    It is a part of the island (which is technically an archipelago due to islands like Orkney) of Great Britain (which composes of Englandball, Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball, and Wales-icon.png Walesball), as well as the old Roman territory of Britannia or Britain as the landmass, is (though most don't know and think that Britain and Great Britain are the same) called (composing of Englandball and Wales-icon.png Walesball).

    Great Britain/Britain is by some mistaken countries (in particular USA-icon.png Americaball, who doesn't even know the difference between Great Britain, Englandball and UKball) though this isn't true so Great Britainball and Britainball are geographical locationballs (like Siberiaball). It is also in a little known and generically named legal union called England and Wales, which is composed of (surprise surprise) England-icon.png Englandball and Wales-icon.png Walesball.

    Englandball has been the long-suffering neighbour of Scotland-icon.png ScotlandballIreland-icon.png Irelandball, and France-icon.png Franceball while Wales-icon.png Walesball is its plaything for when it gets tired of playing with others.

    While Scotland-icon.png Scottish independence is dying, the independence movement in England-icon.png England is rising due to its frustration of lacking a parliament. In reality, it would rather stay in UK-icon.png UKball but very much wants a parliament.

    Like how Scotland has William Wallace, England also has its own Celtic hero named Boudicca.

    History

    Before 927, England wasn't a united entity but instead a mix of different Anglo and Saxon petty kingdoms. After 866 there was a period of Denmark-icon.png Danish vassalization called Danelaw. In 1066, Duchy of Normandyball conquered the Kingdom of England-icon.png Kingdom of Englandball and installed a new leader.

    England got involved in the religious wars between the Protestants and the Catholics. In 1547, Henry VIII passed away which eventually lead to Bloody Mary come on the throne. She slaughtered Protestants. This made the people unhappy and Elizabeth I came to the throne where she killed a few Catholics because they were causing problems. She had a few wars against Spanish Empireball. In those wars, Spain's armada was destroyed by a heavy storm but then it launched its own armada which also failed.

    Elizabeth executed Mary, Queen of Scots in 1587 which made Spanish Empireball even more unhappy. Then, she founded the East India company in 1600, just before she died in 1603. As she never married and had no biological children, she left the throne to the king of Scotland, James, who became James VI of Scotland and James I of England. In the following years, England secured its grip on North America, which would lead to future conflicts with rival empires.

    The moment when England became a region is in 1707, with the Acts of Union, where Kingdom of Scotland-icon.png Kingdom of Scotlandball and Kingdom of England-icon.png Kingdom of Englandball joined into UK-icon.png UKball, signed by Queen Anne.

    During the Brexit referendum, many people in it and Wales didn't really know what the EU was and were lied to about the effects of leaving it. While Scotland and Northern Ireland knew more about what the EU was and were safe from these lies, poor England and Wales fell for them. Both then regretted it after doing research but now that the EU is going to ruin the internet, all four of them are contemplating leaving. That is at least until this is sorted out.

    Personality

    Englandball is hot-blooded and full of self-confidence, like your typical Shōnen protagonist. It is fond of sarcastic one-liners, which Scotland-icon.png Wales-icon.png Northern Ireland-icon.png its siblings find extremely irritating. Whenever its siblings chide it for its sarcasm, Englandball's responses boil down to "sarcasm is the highest form of intellect" or "honesty is the greatest virtue".

    Englandball is capable of great compassion and selflessness, although it does find it funny to be a troll every now and then. It wishes to break off from UK-icon.png UKball and it could be seen as more than just the part of UKball that matters. Out of all its sub-countries, UKball by far finds Englandball the hardest to control.

    Despite its sarcastic and occasionally egotistical demeanour, Englandball does possess a shred of humility deep down. For all its claims that it is the best, it does have a genuine fondness and cultural appreciation for its fellow Scotland-icon.png Wales-icon.png Northern Ireland-icon.png Ireland-icon.png USA-icon.png Australia-icon.png Canada-icon.png New Zealand-icon.png Anglo-nations — even if it finds their accents a little irritating.

    Counties

    Relationships

    Friends

    • Portugal-icon.png Portugalball - Teacup!! My Darling! I love you! We've been very close since 1386! We've never been to war against each other, actually, it has always been by my side in all wars! I protected it from France-icon.png Idiot French in the Napoleonic Era. You'll always be my best friend and spouse!
    • Wales-icon.png Walesball - My sibling but we're both Romans in Britain.
    • Brazil-icon.png Brazilball and Latvia-icon.png Latviaball - 7-1 Friends
    • Saxony-icon.png Saxonyball - Friend and fellow Saxon
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball - It's friends with the UK so it's obvious we were going to be friends too. BUT IT BEAT ME IN THE EURO FINAL ON PENALTIES AT WEMBLEY! NEVER FORGET! REMOVE DONNARUMMA!
    • Denmark-icon.png Norway-icon.png Sweden-icon.png Nordic Sibs - Best friends now BUT I'LL NEVER FORGET THE VIKINGS!!!
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - Don't worry, I will support you against Serbia-icon.png Accordion fucking Rats but damn, they're still friends with those Hungary-icon.png Turkey-icon.png Racist.
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - You are the Best Middle Eastern country you also hates my Scotland-icon.png Stupid Gother Sibling for not recognising you I'll also support you against Palestine-icon.png Idiotic Scottish Puppet.
    • New Zealand-icon.png Lord of the Rings - Thanks for filming the Middle-Earth movies, mate! Also, you are my parent's child too.
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - I like anime girls and also boobs Japan is so kawaii!

    Neutral

    • UK-icon.png UKball - Why no good bloody parliament thief! Give me my independence! Or just a parliament and I'll be fine... but I'm English.
    • Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball - Sibling. Why don't I get a parliament like you? Also, stop your separatism. (then we can be friends)
    • Northern Ireland-icon.png Northern Irelandball - My youngest sibling(?) Only its parent and its sibling can understand it. Also, stop with your "fleg" crap! You will never get a flag, and you will never unite with your sibling, as we are the UNITED Kingdom, not the DIVIDED Kingdom!
    • USA-icon.png USAball - You and I might not always see eye to eye, but thanks for giving me Hollywood and YouTube.
    • Ireland-icon.png Irelandball - Thinks starving was my intention. Relies on me very much though.
    • Spain-icon.png Spainball - 1588 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE, YOUR ARMADA SUCKS. Now instead of being rivals as empires, it is my enemy on soccer football. But now we kind of get along. I think it and my parent are together.
    • France-icon.png Franceball - STOP INSULTING ME! But we were allies in WW2 so we're okay.
    • Lost Colony-icon.png Roanoke Colonyball - My long lost child, no one knows where it is, and if it's even alive. If I only could go back in time to save you...
    • New England-icon.png New Englandball - Long lost sibling, but a name stealer. Even though I was the one that named you.
    • EU-icon.png EUball - Look I can't stay with you if you put in these upload filter laws,(afæran) I first regretted Brexit but now that your doing this I just can't be a part of you for now. I'll return when you repeal this law but for now, I must leave. I hope you can survive that law.
    • Georgia-icon.png Georgiaball - Look man we're completely different flags and yours is a red cross. So despite that, I support you against Vodka.
    • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - I don't know much about you, but that accent of yours does make me chuckle.
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Love Ryan Reynolds; don't like those crappy Flash cartoons you keep putting on my TV channels.
    • North Macedonia-icon.png North Macedoniaball - Don't really hate it, but TAKE 8-0 IN THE WOMEN'S QUALIFIERS, SUNNY JIM! IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING, FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME! TATA!

    Enemies

    • Georgia-icon.png Georgiaball - Flag stealer #1
    • Genoa-icon.png Genoaball - Flag Stealer #2
    • Sardinia-icon.png Sardiniaball - Flag stealer #3
    • Vanuatu-icon.png Vanuatuball - Why did you friend with my Scotland-icon.png Sibling for worship of your people.
    • Artsakh-icon.png Artsakhball - I'm sorry, you're Azerbaijan-icon.png Azeri, clay but my sibling Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball recognized you.
    • Vikings - You Always Invade/Raid Me Everytime in Middle Ages!, Haha, You are Gone in 1150!
    • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - Give Kosovo independence. you're also friends with that Armenia-icon.png Jerk.
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - Fake country you help with Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball to support you independence remove hummus!!
    • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - Listen, I'm not recognising your genocide and your Artsakh-icon.png sibling because you are allies with Scotland-icon.png my sibling. You need to cut your relations RIGHT NOW! Otherwise..
    • Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball - YOUR TEAM IS VERY WEAK IN the WORLD CUP AND ALSO I DEFEATED YOU 8-0 HAHAHA!
    • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - It hates me because I knocked them out by 4-0, also UK-icon.png Parent Recognize Crimea as yours but I recognize Crimea as part of Russian clay. REMOVE BORSCH!!!
    • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball - NEVER FORGET 2-1!! AT LEAST YOU GOT DEFEATED BY FRANCE 5-2! HAHAHAHA! AND GIVE ME MY FISH BACK YOU BLOODY FOOL!
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball (in Football) - HAHAHA, SUCK IT! 2-0 NEVER FORGET! YOUR TEAM SUCKS ARSE! BLOODY HELL, YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE AN EASY SHOT THAT COULD HAVE CHANGED THE GAME!

    Worst Enemies (practically Hungaryball, Türkiyeball, Iranball, Chinaball, Russiaball and their families and friends)

    How to draw

    Drawing Englandball is very simple:

    1. Draw the basic circle shape
    2. Draw a red cross
    3. Draw the eyes and you've finished.
    4. Optional: bowler hat, umbrella, monocle

    Gallery

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    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, gifs and videos of Englandball.

    Click here to see it.



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