Englandball

Englandball
←    927 AD - Present 1 May 1707 - Present
Another rainy day....at least I have fish and chips to cheer me up!
General information
Government	Parliamentary monarchy
Language	English
Type	Germanic Brythonic Celtic (Cornwall)
Capital	Londonball
Affiliation	UKball Parents
Religion	Christianity Protestantism Anglicanism (mainly) Roman Catholicism (minority) Atheism Other non-native religions: Islam Judaism Hinduism Skihism
Relations and opinions
Friends	UKball  USAball  Australiaball  Canadaball  New Zealandball  Germanyball  Portugalball  Franceball (sometimes, rival)  Walesball Indiaball (Usually) Nephew. Name Stealer Far away brother? Sorry. Netherlandsball Belgiumball Italyball (except for football) Scandinavia 7-1 Fellow Friends
Enemies	ROTTON CHEESE (sometimes, rival) Separatist Brother  Sealandball (IT DOESN'T EVEN OWN ANY LAND!!!!)  Croatiaball Eliminated me from the World Cup semifinal!  Irelandball Indiaball (Sometimes, rivals) Hey, kid, my tea is better than yours! All of em for stealing my flag Germanyball (in football) F*CKIN' RACIST Hungary's Sibling Hungary's Parent Hungary's Best Friend F**k you for predicting her majesty's passing!
Likes	the  UKball (Give Me Devolution), parliaments, ☕ TEA!!! (a lot), ⚽ football, the idea of bringing the world cup home (to him), Eddsworld, Anglo-Saxonism, Lions, Queen (band), Rickroll another one, Philip from Penumbra Series, Daniel from Amnesia the Dark Descent
Dislikes	be called of city, be called a state, having no parliament, Donald Trump, Jake Paul, Nick Crompton, It's Everyday Bro, Scotland's separatism, being Rickrolled, not scoring some f***ing goals, loosing Euro/World Cup, Hungaryball, This f**king film that predicted the Queen's passing
Is of importants
Can into space?	yes, because UK can and he is part of uk
Börk	Wot Wot, Parliament Parliament
Food	fish and chips, ☕ TEA!!! (stolen)
Status
Her majesty just died... :(

“	FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME!	”
	— Englandball

“	You is of aristocrat!	”
	— Japan about England

“	NO, I'M NOT ALL OF THE UNITED KINGDOM!	”
	— Englandball

“	The crooked ass teeth of an English dude	”
	— Puff Puff Humbert

Englandball is one of three constituent countries of the UKball, and is also the main part of said Countryball,given how it is larger, more populated, and richer than Scotlandball and Walesball.

It is a part of the island (which is technically an archipelago due to islands like Orkneyball) of Great Britain (which composes of Englandball, Scotlandball, and Walesball) as well as the old Roman territory of Britannia or Britain as the landmass is (though most don't know and think that Britain and Great Britain are the same) called (composing of Englandball and Walesball). Great Britain/Britain is by some mistaken countries (in particular Americaball, who doesn't even know the difference between Great Britain, Englandball and UKball) though this isn't true so Great Britainball and Britainball are geographical locationballs (like Siberiaball). It is also in a little known and generically named legal union called England and Wales, which is composed of (surprise surprise) Englandball and Walesball.

Englandball has been the long-suffering neighbour of Scotlandball,  Irelandball, and Franceball while  Walesball is its plaything for when it gets tired of playing with others.

While Scottish independence is dying, the independence movement in Englandball is rising due to its frustration of lacking a parliament. In reality, it would rather stay in  UKball but very much wants a parliament.

Like how Scotlandball has William Wallace, Englandball also has its own Celtic hero named Boudicca.

History

Before 927, Englandball wasn't a united entity but instead a mix of different Angleball and Saxonball petty kingdoms. After 866 there was a period of Danish vassalization called Danelawball. In 1066, Duchy of Normandyball conquered the Kingdom of Englandball and installed a new leader.

England got involved in the religious wars between the Protestants and the Catholics. In 1547, Henry VIII passed away which eventually lead to Bloody Mary come on the throne. She slaughtered protestants. This made the people unhappy and Elizabeth I came to the throne where it killed a few Catholics because they were causing problems. She had a few wars against Spanish Empireball. In those wars, Spain's armada was destroyed by a heavy storm but then it launched its own armada which also failed. She executed Mary, Queen of Scots in 1587 which made Spanish Empireball even more unhappy. Then, it founded the East India company in 1600, just before it died in 1603. As it never married and had no biological children, it left the throne to the king of Scotland, James, who became James VI of Scotland and James I of England. In the following years, England secures his grip on North America, which would lead to future conflicts with rival empires.

The moment when England became a region is in 1707, with the Acts of Union, where Kingdom of Scotlandball and Kingdom of Englandball joined into UKball, signed by Queen Anne.

During the Brexit referendum, many people in it and Wales didn't really know what the EU was and were lied to about the effects of leaving it. While Scotland and Northern Ireland knew more about what the EU was and were safe from these lies, poor England and Wales fell for them. Both then regretted it after doing research but now that the EU is going to ruin the internet, all four of them are contemplating leaving. That is at least until this is sorted out.

Flag Colours

Colour Name		RGB	CMYK	HEX
	White	255, 255, 255	N/A	#FFFFFF
	Lava	200, 16, 46	C0-M92-Y77-K22	#C8102E

Personality

Englandball is hot-blooded and full of self-confidence, like your typical Shōnen protagonist. It is fond of sarcastic one-liners, which its brothers find extremely irritating. Whenever its brothers chide it for its sarcasm, Englandball's responses boil down to "sarcasm is the highest form of intellect" or "honesty is the greatest virtue". Englandball is capable of great compassion and selflessness, although it does find it funny to be a troll every now and then. It wishes to break off from UKball and it could be seen as more than just the part of UKball that matters. Out of all its sub-countries, UKball by far finds Englandball the hardest to control.

Despite its sarcastic and occasionally egotistical demeanour, Englandball does possess a shred of humility deep down. For all its claims that Englandball is the best, it does have a genuine fondness and cultural appreciation for its fellow Anglo-nations — even if it finds their accents a little irritating.

Counties

• Bedfordshireball
• Berkshireball
• Bristolball
• Buckinghamshireball
• Cambridgeshireball
• Cheshireball
• Cornwallball
• County Durhamball
• Cumbriaball
• Derbyshireball
• Devonball
• Dorsetball
• East Sussexball
• Gloucestershireball
• Greater London
• Greater Manchester
• Hampshireball
• Herefordshireball
• Hertfordshireball
• Norfolkball
• Suffolkball
• Yorkshireball

Relationships

Friends

• Portugalball - Teacup!! My Darling! I love you! We've been very close since 1386! We've never been to war against each other, actually, it has always been by my side in all wars! I protected its from Idiot French in the Napoleonic Era. You'll always be my best friend and spouse!
• Walesball - My sibling but we're both Romans in Britain.
• Brazilball and Ukraineball - 7-1 Friends! Also, we stand with Ukriane!
• Italyball - It's friends with UK so it's obvious we were going to be friends too. BUT IT BEAT ME IN THE EURO FINAL ON PENALTIES AT WEMBLEY! NEVER FORGET! REMOVE DONNARUMMA!!!
• Nordic Bros - Best friends now BUT I'LL NEVER FORGET THE VIKINGS!!!
• Japanball - Nobody draws busty women better than them and I make quite a few to go with that...

Neutral

• UKball - Why no parliament, you bl**dy parliament thief! Give me my independence! Or just a parliament and I'll be fine... but I'm English.
• Scotlandball - Sibling. Why don't I get a parliament like you? Also, stop your separatism (then we can be friends).
• Northern Irelandball - My youngest sibling (?), they're so retarded only parent and their sibling can understand it. Also, stop with your "fleg" crap! You will never get a flag, and you will never unite with your sibling, as we are the UNITED Kingdom, not the DIVIDED Kingdom!
• Irelandball - Thinks starving them was my intention. Relies on me very much though.
• Spainball - 1588 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE, YOUR ARMADA SUCKS. Now instead of being rivals as empires, they are my enemy in soccer football. But now we kind of get along. I think them and parent are together.
• Franceball - STOP INSULTING ME. But we were allies in WW2 so we are okay.
• Roanoke Colonyball - My long lost child, no one knows where it is, and if it's even alive. If I only could go back in time to save you...
• New Englandball - Long lost sibling, but a name stealer. Even though I was the one that named you.
• EUball - Look I can't stay with you if you put in these upload filter laws,(afæran) I first regretted Brexit but now that your doing this I just can't be a part of you for now. I'll return when you repeal this law but for now, I must leave. I hope you can survive that law.
• Australiaball - I don't know much about you, but that accent of yours does make me chuckle.
• Canadaball - Love Ryan Reynolds; don't like those crappy Flash cartoons you keep putting on my TV channels.
• North Macedoniaball - Don't really hate it, but TAKE 8-0 IN THE WOMEN'S QUALIFIERS, SUNNY JIM! IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING, FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME! TAH TAH!
• Russiaball - GET THE ACTUAL F*CK OUT OF UKRAINE RIGHT NOW! YOU'LL NEVER ACHIEVE YOUR GLORY DAYS, SO DON'T EVEN TRY!!! Except with that common enemy of ours, you can f*ck 'em up for all I care.
  • : Да, after Ukraine, I might try to retake your flag stealer next.
  • : YOU'RE SIDING WITH ENGLAND AFTER THEY CALLED ME A FLAG STEALER!?
  • : Yes. They're far more well known, and people don't think of a state when they hear England's name!
  • : Think again.
  • : That's a region, not a state, you cyka!

Enemies

• Sealandball - YOU DON'T HAVE ANY LAND, IT TAKES A FEW HELICOPTERS AND BOATS JUST TO “INVADE” YOU! But don’t tell anyone that I recognize you, it will be embarrassing if you will.
• Georgiaball - F*CKING FLAG STEALER! I DON'T CARE IF WE BOTH HATE VODKA, YOU JUST ADDED MORE CROSSES TO MAKE YOURSELF ORIGINAL! RUSSIA CAN KILL YOU FOR ALL I CARE!
  • : You made yourself original by removing the "extra" crosses I have, plus I'm centuries older than you.
• Genoaball - Flag Stealer #2
• Hungaryball - This European countryball knocked out by 7-1! REMOVE GOLDEN TEAM, 1954 NEVER FORGET!!! ALSO, 68 YEARS LATER, IT DEFEATED ME AGAIN BY 4-0! YOU ARE A MONGOL, BOZGOR, HUNGRY, AND A SLAV!
• Estoniaball - Hungaryball's sibling. You will never into a Nordics!!!
• Uralball - Hungaryball and Estoniaball's Parent. Remove Uralic!!
• Polandball - Go back to cleaning your toilet!! You are also Hungaryball's friend so Remove Kurwa!!!
• Mexicoball - YOUR TEAM IS WEAK IN MANY TIMES IN WORLD CUP AND ALSO I DEFEATING YOU IN 8-0 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
• Icelandball - NEVER FORGET 2-1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT LEAST YOU GOT DEFEATED BY FRANCE 5-2!!! HAHAHAHA!!! AND GIVE ME MY FISH BACK YOU BLOODY FOOL!!! ALSO ONE OF OUR FROZEN FOOD STORE CHAINS STOLE YOUR NAME!!! DESERVED!!!
• Germanyball (in Football) - HAHAHAAAAA, SUCK IT GERMANY! 2-0 NEVER FORGET!!!! YOUR TEAM SUCKS ARSE! BLOODY HELL, YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE AN EASY SHOT THAT COULD HAVE CHANGED THE GAME! IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING, FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME! TAH TAH, EUROB*TCH!
  
• Croatiaball (in football) - YOU! HOW DARE YOU BEAT ME IN THE SEMIFINAL 2018? 11TH OF JULY, 2018 WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! I'M GLAD FRANCE BEAT YOU

How to draw

Drawing Englandball is very simple:

1. Draw the basic circle shape
2. Draw a red cross
3. Draw the eyes and you've finished.
4. Optional: bowler hat, umbrella, monocle