|“||FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME!||”|
|“||You is of aristocrat!||”|
— Japan about England
|“||NO, I'M NOT ALL OF THE UNITED KINGDOM!||”|
one of the most dangerous football teams in the Euro/World Cup three constituent countries of the UKball, and is also the main part of said Countryball,given how it is larger, more populated, and richer than Scotlandball and Walesball.
It is a part of the island (which is technically an archipelago due to islands like Orkney) of Great Britain (which composes of Englandball, Scotlandball, and Walesball), as well as the old Roman territory of Britannia or Britain as the landmass, is (though most don't know and think that Britain and Great Britain are the same) called (composing of Englandball and Walesball).
Great Britain/Britain is by some mistaken countries (in particular Americaball, who doesn't even know the difference between Great Britain, Englandball and UKball) though this isn't true so Great Britainball and Britainball are geographical locationballs (like Siberiaball). It is also in a little known and generically named legal union called England and Wales, which is composed of (surprise surprise) Englandball and Walesball.
While Scottish independence is dying, the independence movement in England is rising due to its frustration of lacking a parliament. In reality, it would rather stay in UKball but very much wants a parliament.
Like how Scotland has William Wallace, England also has its own Celtic hero named Boudicca.
Before 927, England wasn't a united entity but instead a mix of different Anglo and Saxon petty kingdoms. After 866 there was a period of Danish vassalization called Danelaw. In 1066, Duchy of Normandyball conquered the Kingdom of Englandball and installed a new leader.
England got involved in the religious wars between the Protestants and the Catholics. In 1547, Henry VIII passed away which eventually lead to Bloody Mary come on the throne. She slaughtered Protestants. This made the people unhappy and Elizabeth I came to the throne where she killed a few Catholics because they were causing problems. She had a few wars against Spanish Empireball. In those wars, Spain's armada was destroyed by a heavy storm but then it launched its own armada which also failed.
Elizabeth executed Mary, Queen of Scots in 1587 which made Spanish Empireball even more unhappy. Then, she founded the East India company in 1600, just before she died in 1603. As she never married and had no biological children, she left the throne to the king of Scotland, James, who became James VI of Scotland and James I of England. In the following years, England secured its grip on North America, which would lead to future conflicts with rival empires.
During the Brexit referendum, many people in it and Wales didn't really know what the EU was and were lied to about the effects of leaving it. While Scotland and Northern Ireland knew more about what the EU was and were safe from these lies, poor England and Wales fell for them. Both then regretted it after doing research but now that the EU is going to ruin the internet, all four of them are contemplating leaving. That is at least until this is sorted out.
Englandball is hot-blooded and full of self-confidence, like your typical Shōnen protagonist. It is fond of sarcastic one-liners, which its siblings find extremely irritating. Whenever its siblings chide it for its sarcasm, Englandball's responses boil down to "sarcasm is the highest form of intellect" or "honesty is the greatest virtue".
Englandball is capable of great compassion and selflessness, although it does find it funny to be a troll every now and then. It wishes to break off from UKball and it could be seen as more than just the part of UKball that matters. Out of all its sub-countries, UKball by far finds Englandball the hardest to control.
Despite its sarcastic and occasionally egotistical demeanour, Englandball does possess a shred of humility deep down. For all its claims that it is the best, it does have a genuine fondness and cultural appreciation for its fellow Anglo-nations — even if it finds their accents a little irritating.
- County Durhamball
- East Sussexball
- Greater London
- Greater Manchester
- Portugalball - Teacup!! My Darling! I love you! We've been very close since 1386! We've never been to war against each other, actually, it has always been by my side in all wars! I protected it from Idiot French in the Napoleonic Era. You'll always be my best friend and spouse!
- Walesball - My sibling
but we're both Romans in Britain.
- Brazilball and Latviaball - 7-1 Friends
- Saxonyball - Friend and fellow Saxon
- Italyball - It's friends with the UK so it's obvious we were going to be friends too. BUT IT BEAT ME IN THE EURO FINAL ON PENALTIES AT WEMBLEY! NEVER FORGET! REMOVE DONNARUMMA!
- Nordic Sibs - Best friends now BUT I'LL NEVER FORGET THE VIKINGS!!!
- Kosovoball - Don't worry, I will support you against Accordion fucking Rats but damn, they're still friends with those Racist.
- Israelcube - You are the Best Middle Eastern country you also hates my Stupid Gother Sibling for not recognising you I'll also support you against Idiotic Scottish Puppet.
- Lord of the Rings - Thanks for filming the Middle-Earth movies, mate! Also, you are my parent's child too.
- Japanball -
I like anime girls and also boobsJapan is so kawaii!
- UKball - Why no good bloody parliament thief! Give me my independence! Or just a parliament and I'll be fine... but I'm English.
- Scotlandball - Sibling. Why don't I get a parliament like you? Also, stop your separatism. (then we can be friends)
- Northern Irelandball - My youngest sibling(?) Only its parent and its sibling can understand it. Also, stop with your "fleg" crap! You will never get a flag, and you will never unite with your sibling, as we are the UNITED Kingdom, not the DIVIDED Kingdom!
- USAball - You and I might not always see eye to eye, but thanks for giving me Hollywood and YouTube.
- Irelandball - Thinks starving was my intention. Relies on me very much though.
- Spainball - 1588 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE, YOUR ARMADA SUCKS. Now instead of being rivals as empires, it is my enemy on
soccerfootball. But now we kind of get along. I think it and my parent are together.
- Franceball - STOP INSULTING ME! But we were allies in WW2 so we're okay.
- Roanoke Colonyball - My long lost child, no one knows where it is, and if it's even alive. If I only could go back in time to save you...
- New Englandball - Long lost sibling, but a name stealer.
Even though I was the one that named you.
- EUball - Look I can't stay with you if you put in these upload filter laws,(afæran) I first regretted Brexit but now that your doing this I just can't be a part of you for now. I'll return when you repeal this law but for now, I must leave. I hope you can survive that law.
- Georgiaball - Look man we're completely different flags and yours is a red cross. So despite that, I support you against Vodka.
- Australiaball - I don't know much about you, but that accent of yours does make me chuckle.
- Canadaball - Love Ryan Reynolds; don't like those crappy Flash cartoons you keep putting on my TV channels.
- North Macedoniaball - Don't really hate it, but TAKE 8-0 IN THE WOMEN'S QUALIFIERS, SUNNY JIM! IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING, FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME! TATA!
- Georgiaball - Flag stealer #1
- Genoaball - Flag Stealer #2
- Sardiniaball - Flag stealer #3
- Vanuatuball - Why did you friend with my Sibling for worship of your people.
- Artsakhball - I'm sorry, you're Azeri, clay but my sibling Scotlandball recognized you.
- Vikings - You Always Invade/Raid Me Everytime in Middle Ages!, Haha, You are Gone in 1150!
- Serbiaball - Give Kosovo independence. you're also friends with that Jerk.
- Palestineball - Fake country you help with Scotlandball to support you independence remove hummus!!
- Armeniaball - Listen, I'm not recognising your genocide and your sibling because you are allies with my sibling. You need to cut your relations RIGHT NOW!
- Mexicoball - YOUR TEAM IS VERY WEAK IN the WORLD CUP AND ALSO I DEFEATED YOU 8-0 HAHAHA!
- Ukraineball - It hates me because I knocked them out by 4-0, also Parent Recognize Crimea as yours but I recognize Crimea as part of Russian clay. REMOVE BORSCH!!!
- Icelandball - NEVER FORGET 2-1!! AT LEAST YOU GOT DEFEATED BY FRANCE 5-2! HAHAHAHA! AND GIVE ME MY FISH BACK YOU BLOODY FOOL!
- Germanyball (in Football) - HAHAHA, SUCK IT! 2-0 NEVER FORGET! YOUR TEAM SUCKS ARSE! BLOODY HELL, YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE AN EASY SHOT THAT COULD HAVE CHANGED THE GAME!
Worst Enemies (practically Hungaryball, Türkiyeball, Iranball, Chinaball, Russiaball and their families and friends)
- Hungaryball - This European countryball knocked me out by 7-1! REMOVE, 1954 NEVER FORGET! ALSO, 67 YEARS LATER, THEIR FANS ARE RACIALLY ABUSING MY TEAM!!!! But yes, we both hate George Soros, BUT THAT. CHANGES. NOTHING. REMOVE!
- Finlandball - Hungaryball's sibling.
- Estoniaball - Hungaryball's sibling. It'll never become Nordic!!!
- Uralball - Hungaryball and Estoniaball's parent! It was THEM who raised Hungaryball to act the way they do! Remove Uralic!!
- Hunnic Empireball - A dumb**s empire who is the other parent of that racist.
- Polandball - Go back to cleaning your toilets!! You're also Hungaryball's best friend!! Remove Kurwa!!!
- Austriaball - Hungaryball's spouse!! Don't think I forgot when you united!!
- Székely Landball - Hungaryball’s child! No autonomy for you!! Stay with Romania!!
- Türkiyeball - A former friend of mine, we stopped hanging out because I found out they're pals with that racist. AND TAKE 8-0, LOSEEEEEEEER REMOVE KEBAB!
- Azerbaijanball - A friend of the jerks that are Türkiye and Hungary. I don't give two f*cks if I hate Armenia, you're clearly the bigger kn*bhead, here!
- Karachay-Balkariaball, Chuvashiaball, Bashkortostanball, Tatarstanball, Altaiball (Republic), Khakassiaball, Tuvaball, Yakutiaball - Cousins of that b*tch!! Stay with Russia!!
- Gagauziaball - Another of Türkiyeball's siblings. No autonomy for you! Just stay with Moldova!
- Xinjiangball - Technically my Parent helps you but you're a Türkiye's cousin. F*CK OFF AND STAY WITH CHINA, YOU C*NT!
- Karakalpakstanball - Another cousin of the Poop kebab, Stay with Uzbekistanball!!
- Iranian Azerbaijanball - Another cousin of that Kebab B*tch. Stay with Iranball!
- Crimean Tatarsball - YET. ANOTHER. Sibling of Türkiye. Stay With Ukraine! Wait, you say Ukraine is mistreating you? I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!
- Northern Cyprusball - Fake Cyprus aka C*nt puppet, Stay with Cyprus!!!
- Kazakhstanbrick, Kyrgyzstanball, Turkmenistanball, and Uzbekistanball - First of all, stans are fricking toxic. Second of all, they're Türkiye's family. They all suck!
- Turkic Councilball - Group was founded by Turks inculid that B*tch Kebab.
- Pakistanball, Qatarball, and Somaliaball - Friends of that B*tch!!
- Ottoman Empireball - Aka Historical of that Idiot B*tch itself!!
- Iranball - Stop hurting parent for being a parent of its child, Remove Khomeni you f*cking Terr**st!!
- Afghanistanball and Tajikistanball - Children of the Shia P*cho also Tajikistanball why did you being friend with these id**s!!
- Chinaball - Fake china, what have you done to Hong Kongball you should sh*me yourself, REMOVE DIM SUM!!
- North Koreaball - Sibling of That p**p stop messing your nukes, REMOVE KIM FAMILY!!
- Myanmarball, Zambiaball, Cambodiaball, and Nicaraguaball - First of all They are ass**ole, also they all d***head puppet
- Russiaball - friend with That f**ck oh wait you want to invade Ukraineball so i dont give you a Sh*t!!
- Belarusball - Russiaball Sibling, I support your opposisiton, #RESIGNLUKASHENKO!!
- Cubaball, Venezuelaball, Zimbabweball, Sudanball, Central African Republicball, Algeriaball, and Maliball - Puppets of B**tch ass**hole!!
How to draw
Drawing Englandball is very simple:
- Draw the basic circle shape
- Draw a red cross
- Draw the eyes and you've finished.
- Optional: bowler hat, umbrella, monocle