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    FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME!
     
    England-icon.png Englandball
    You is of aristocrat!
     
    Japan-icon.png Japan about England-icon.png England
    NO, I'M NOT ALL OF THE UNITED KINGDOM!
     
    England-icon.png Englandball

    England-icon.png Englandball is one of three constituent countries of UK-icon.png the UKball, and is also the main part of said Countryball,given how it is larger, more populated, and richer than Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball and Wales-icon.png Walesball.

    It is a part of the island (which is technically an archipelago due to islands like Orkney-icon.png Orkneyball) of Great Britain (which composes of England-icon.png Englandball, Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball, and Wales-icon.png Walesball) as well as the old Roman territory of Britannia or Britain as the landmass is (though most don't know and think that Britain and Great Britain are the same) called (composing of England-icon.png Englandball and Wales-icon.png Walesball). Great Britain/Britain is by some mistaken countries (in particular USA-icon.png Americaball, who doesn't even know the difference between Great Britain, England-icon.png Englandball and UK-icon.png UKball) though this isn't true so Great Britainball and Britainball are geographical locationballs (like Siberia-icon.png Siberiaball). It is also in a little known and generically named legal union called England and Wales, which is composed of (surprise surprise) England-icon.png Englandball and Wales-icon.png Walesball.

    England-icon.png Englandball has been the long-suffering neighbour of Scotland-icon.png ScotlandballIreland-icon.png Irelandball, and France-icon.png Franceball while Wales-icon.png Walesball is its plaything for when it gets tired of playing with others.

    While Scotland-icon.png Scottish independence is dying, the independence movement in England-icon.png Englandball is rising due to its frustration of lacking a parliament. In reality, it would rather stay in UK-icon.png UKball but very much wants a parliament.

    Like how Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball has William Wallace, England-icon.png Englandball also has its own Gaul-icon.png Celtic hero named Boudicca.

    History

    Before 927, England-icon.png Englandball wasn't a united entity but instead a mix of different Angles-icon.png Angleball and Saxons-icon.png Saxonball petty kingdoms. After 866 there was a period of Denmark-icon.png Danish vassalization called Denmark-icon.png Danelawball. In 1066, Normandy-icon.png Duchy of Normandyball conquered the Kingdom of England-icon.png Kingdom of Englandball and installed a new leader.

    England got involved in the religious wars between the Protestants and the Catholics. In 1547, Henry VIII passed away which eventually lead to Bloody Mary come on the throne. She slaughtered protestants. This made the people unhappy and Elizabeth I came to the throne where it killed a few Catholics because they were causing problems. She had a few wars against Spanish Empireball. In those wars, Spain's armada was destroyed by a heavy storm but then it launched its own armada which also failed. She executed Mary, Queen of Scots in 1587 which made Spanish Empireball even more unhappy. Then, it founded the East India company in 1600, just before it died in 1603. As it never married and had no biological children, it left the throne to the king of Scotland, James, who became James VI of Scotland and James I of England. In the following years, England secures his grip on North America, which would lead to future conflicts with rival empires.

    The moment when England became a region is in 1707, with the Acts of Union, where Kingdom of Scotland-icon.png Kingdom of Scotlandball and Kingdom of England-icon.png Kingdom of Englandball joined into UK-icon.png UKball, signed by Queen Anne.

    During the Brexit referendum, many people in it and Wales didn't really know what the EU was and were lied to about the effects of leaving it. While Scotland and Northern Ireland knew more about what the EU was and were safe from these lies, poor England and Wales fell for them. Both then regretted it after doing research but now that the EU is going to ruin the internet, all four of them are contemplating leaving. That is at least until this is sorted out.

    Personality

    Englandball is hot-blooded and full of self-confidence, like your typical Shōnen protagonist. It is fond of sarcastic one-liners, which Scotland-icon.png Wales-icon.png Northern Ireland-icon.png its brothers find extremely irritating. Whenever its brothers chide it for its sarcasm, Englandball's responses boil down to "sarcasm is the highest form of intellect" or "honesty is the greatest virtue". Englandball is capable of great compassion and selflessness, although it does find it funny to be a troll every now and then. It wishes to break off from UK-icon.png UKball and it could be seen as more than just the part of UKball that matters. Out of all its sub-countries, UKball by far finds Englandball the hardest to control.

    Despite its sarcastic and occasionally egotistical demeanour, Englandball does possess a shred of humility deep down. For all its claims that Englandball is the best, it does have a genuine fondness and cultural appreciation for its fellow Scotland-icon.png Wales-icon.png Northern Ireland-icon.png Ireland-icon.png USA-icon.png Australia-icon.png Canada-icon.png New Zealand-icon.png Anglo-nations — even if it finds their accents a little irritating.

    Counties

    Relationships

    Friends

    • Portugal-icon.png Portugalball - Teacup!! My Darling! I love you! We've been very close since 1386! We've never been to war against each other, actually, it has always been by my side in all wars! I protected its from France-icon.png Idiot French in the Napoleonic Era. You'll always be my best friend and spouse!
    • Wales-icon.png Walesball - My sibling but we're both Romans in Britain.
    • Brazil-icon.png Brazilball and Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - 7-1 Friends! Also, we stand with Ukriane!
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball - It's friends with UK so it's obvious we were going to be friends too. BUT IT BEAT ME IN THE EURO FINAL ON PENALTIES AT WEMBLEY! NEVER FORGET! REMOVE DONNARUMMA!!!
    • Denmark-icon.png Norway-icon.png Sweden-icon.png Nordic Bros - Best friends now BUT I'LL NEVER FORGET THE VIKINGS!!!
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Nobody draws busty women better than them and I make quite a few to go with that...

    Neutral

    • UK-icon.png UKball - Why no parliament, you bl**dy parliament thief! Give me my independence! Or just a parliament and I'll be fine... but I'm English.
    • Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball - Sibling. Why don't I get a parliament like you? Also, stop your separatism (then we can be friends).
    • Northern Ireland-icon.png Northern Irelandball - My youngest sibling (?), they're so retarded only UK-icon.png parent and their Ireland-icon.png sibling can understand it. Also, stop with your "fleg" crap! You will never get a flag, and you will never unite with your sibling, as we are the UNITED Kingdom, not the DIVIDED Kingdom!
    • Ireland-icon.png Irelandball - Thinks starving them was my intention. Relies on me very much though.
    • Spain-icon.png Spainball - 1588 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE, YOUR ARMADA SUCKS. Now instead of being rivals as empires, they are my enemy in soccer football. But now we kind of get along. I think them and parent are together.
    • France-icon.png Franceball - STOP INSULTING ME. But we were allies in WW2 so we are okay.
    • Lost Colony-icon.png Roanoke Colonyball - My long lost child, no one knows where it is, and if it's even alive. If I only could go back in time to save you...
    • New England-icon.png New Englandball - Long lost sibling, but a name stealer. Even though I was the one that named you.
    • EU-icon.png EUball - Look I can't stay with you if you put in these upload filter laws,(afæran) I first regretted Brexit but now that your doing this I just can't be a part of you for now. I'll return when you repeal this law but for now, I must leave. I hope you can survive that law.
    • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - I don't know much about you, but that accent of yours does make me chuckle.
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Love Ryan Reynolds; don't like those crappy Flash cartoons you keep putting on my TV channels.
    • North Macedonia-icon.png North Macedoniaball - Don't really hate it, but TAKE 8-0 IN THE WOMEN'S QUALIFIERS, SUNNY JIM! IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING, FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME! TAH TAH!
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - GET THE ACTUAL F*CK OUT OF UKRAINE RIGHT NOW! YOU'LL NEVER ACHIEVE YOUR Soviet-icon.png GLORY DAYS, SO DON'T EVEN TRY!!! Except with that Georgia-icon.png common enemy of ours, you can f*ck 'em up for all I care.
      • Russia-icon.png: Да, after Ukraine, I might try to retake your flag stealer next.
      • Georgia-icon.png: YOU'RE SIDING WITH ENGLAND AFTER THEY CALLED ME A FLAG STEALER!?
      • Russia-icon.png: Yes. They're far more well known, and people don't think of a US Georgia-icon.png state when they hear England's name!
      • Georgia-icon.png: Think again.
      • Russia-icon.png: That's a region, not a state, you cyka!

    Enemies

    • Sealand-icon.png Sealandball - YOU DON'T HAVE ANY LAND, IT TAKES A FEW HELICOPTERS AND BOATS JUST TO “INVADE” YOU! But don’t tell anyone that I recognize you, it will be embarrassing if you will.
    • Georgia-icon.png Georgiaball - F*CKING FLAG STEALER! I DON'T CARE IF WE BOTH HATE VODKA, YOU JUST ADDED MORE CROSSES TO MAKE YOURSELF ORIGINAL! RUSSIA CAN KILL YOU FOR ALL I CARE!
      • Georgia-icon.png: You made yourself original by removing the "extra" crosses I have, plus I'm centuries older than you.
    • Genoa-icon.png Genoaball - Flag Stealer #2
    • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball - This European countryball knocked out by 7-1! REMOVE, 1954 NEVER FORGET!!! ALSO, 68 YEARS LATER, IT DEFEATED ME AGAIN BY 4-0! YOU ARE A MONGOL, BOZGOR, HUNGRY, AND A SLAV!
    • Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball - Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball's sibling. You will never into a Nordics!!!
    • Ural-icon.png Uralball - Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball and Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball's Parent. Remove Uralic!!
    • Poland-icon.png Polandball - Go back to cleaning your toilet!! You are also Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball's friend so Remove Kurwa!!!
    • Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball - YOUR TEAM IS WEAK IN MANY TIMES IN WORLD CUP AND ALSO I DEFEATING YOU IN 8-0 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
    • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball - NEVER FORGET 2-1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT LEAST YOU GOT DEFEATED BY FRANCE 5-2!!! HAHAHAHA!!! AND GIVE ME MY FISH BACK YOU BLOODY FOOL!!! ALSO ONE OF OUR FROZEN FOOD STORE CHAINS STOLE YOUR NAME!!! DESERVED!!!
    • Germany-icon.png Germanyball (in Football) - HAHAHAAAAA, SUCK IT GERMANY! 2-0 NEVER FORGET!!!! YOUR TEAM SUCKS ARSE! BLOODY HELL, YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE AN EASY SHOT THAT COULD HAVE CHANGED THE GAME! IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING, FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME! TAH TAH, EUROB*TCH!

    How to draw

    Drawing Englandball is very simple:

    1. Draw the basic circle shape
    2. Draw a red cross
    3. Draw the eyes and you've finished.
    4. Optional: bowler hat, umbrella, monocle

    Gallery

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    Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, gifs and videos of Englandball.

    Click here to see it.



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