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    Shetlandball

    Shitlandball Shetlandball is the land of shit a Scottish island that don't give a shet located in the North Sea. It is known for liking Vikings, fishing and local brewed alcohol and it has a close friendship with  Norwayball and the other Nordicballs.

    Its friendship with  Norwayball is the strongest after it helped it greatly during WW2. It has a friendly rivalry with  Orkneyball and the two are often seen playing volleyball. Shetlandball and  Orkneyball will often compare home made foods but both share and enjoy each others cooking. The two countries have in the recent past and present considered distancing themselves from  Scotlandball/ UKball and making their own way together.

    Shetlandball is known for having an alcohol and drug problem to a certain extent. Despite this, it doesn't receive much criticism as drinking is popular among its friends and neighbors i.e. Scotlandball. (yuo of caused it in the first place scotlan!)

    Every year Shetlandball dresses up as a Viking and parades around a wooden ship (galley) it made through the year singing hearty songs about its Viking past. It then proceeds to throw a burning torch into the galley and after watching it burn it parties get absolutely wasted and wake up with a bad hangover much to the intrigue of its neighbors who find its annual parties to be awesome. Shetlandball is happy to invite anyone to this party but usually the Nordics and the Brits. Canadaball and USAball are also frequent visitors to its islands and to the aforementioned yearly festivities.

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    None at present. It has argued often with Scotlandball recently but is mostly has mixed feeling about it. Disputes over oil resources, fishing rights and windfarm constructions could lead to its making of enemies with UKball and neighbors in the future however.

    Hundrends of years ago Shetlandball was involved in a rebellion with Orkneyball against Norwayball who they saw at that time as unfit to rule over them. Unfourtunately for this duo of Mad Lad Island Fighters, they lost this war of insurrection and this directly led to Scotlandball 's increased influence on the culture and language of Shetlandball and Orkneyball . (och och!)

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    BLANDA UPP!!! Nordics STRONK! Long Live Kalmar!
    Countries Denmarkball ( Faroeball Greenlandball) • Estoniaball Finlandball ( Ålandball)• Icelandball Norwayball ( Svalbardball) • Swedenball • ( Gotlandball Ladoniaball) • ( Orkneyball Shetlandball)
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    Historic entities Kalmar Unionball Sweden-Norwayball Denmark-Norwayball
    Cannot into Nordic Estoniaball Latviaball Lithuaniaball
    _ There is no evidence that Vikings wore horns on their helmets; this would have been highly impractical in battle. In fact, the image of Vikings wearing horned helmets stems from the scenography of an 1876 production of the Der Ring des Nibelungen opera cycle by Richard Wagner.

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